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- 402 from 11 Jan 2008 to 3 Feb 2026
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2026 2
2025 4
2022 4
2020 10
2018 14
- Catastrophic Wardrobe Malfunction
- Fighting LinkedIn AI Hype With Ironic AI Hype
- Toot-up
- more of a keyboard man
- Design is how it works
- I just read a wikihow article on how to eat celery
- One weird trick I use to upgrade GoToSocial
- Even I get surprised by how often I dream about my Thinkpad x220. #dreamsaboutmyex
- Dates on a train
- Micro post 2018 01 03 20:26
-  I think she is smitten.
-  introducingSnoop Dogg
- Bought some shoes
- Day one of no twitter feels very strange. This gives me some confidence that it is probably a useful exercise.
2017 40
- a script to grab my selfie tweets from a twitter archive
-  This was a great Xmas read
- silly selfie thing
- With all this focus on RSS generation for micro blog
- To think I used to
- best dog in the world
- Should you wear nice underpants when you feel ill
- When you have
- If I included an image
- Something is introducing an
- Shopkins movie
- Crash early
- Does anyone know if eating
- Experimenting with posting directly with
- Some thoughts on hylang
- Doggone
- rough script to publish formatted micro-blog entries
- quixotic
- Zombie earworms
- written about it before
- Transliteration
- I believe in Father Christmas
- I finished Twin Peaks
- And then McIlroy said to Knuth...
- quiet time alone
- jwz photoshoot
- jobcentre plus
- further experiments
- mobility
- ancient dog
- Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
- Experimenting with notes
- Pier of the year 2017
- go micro
- Literary Overambition
- so have I
- Custom keymaps in GNOME 3 on Wayland
- Spring Cleaning
- mod_perl
- A great disturbance in the force...
2016 10
2014 28
- Apple Vs GPL
- I (heart) ccl
- Lambdapi
- Golden Mean Calipers
- nomadkey
- NIL
- Alpha.app.net
- Kim Jong-Un's rusty green submarine
- leaving last.fm
- St. Vincent Interview
- short-links
- US Navy launches E-Reader
- Back once again
- How I found the lost secret camp of Lawrence Of Arabia
- Surprisingly good list
- Sodium Killers
- Simply Gum
- ANS
- Serapeum
- 30 Years On
- BUP
- Numbers Are Important
- "...a decent society..."
- DIY Mineral water
- my old gaff
- Dead 1920s slang
- 2013 ioccc winner - Largest Small System Emulator
- Elisp lexical closures are readable
2013 24
- Useless bullshit
- A year ago today
- JAR
- 19 years of Openstep
- Comic cover screensaver
- Sound Sculpture Deconstruction
- Toormina Video
- Heliotrope
- Necroplasty
- BUGGER
- IDW announces "The Strange Death Of Alex Raymond"
- Enron Email Dataset
- Self-cleaning eggs
- Yellowism
- HMS OMG
- Fretboard Heatmaps
- R. Crumb
- playlist generating python tool
- Cool Shell Prompts
- AppleLanguages
- the case for numbers
- Every HN Thread
- All mail clients suck
- Raspberry Pi Radio
2012 58
- Junk.fm
- itunes shuffle
- EVH remembers Beat It
- Hey! Bo Diddley
- Remove double 'Open With' Entries from OS X Finder menu
- Trek Movie rule
- Rat Avatar
- Wheel of Urine
- Original Sim
- Manga Attack Dalmatian
- 32 Metronomes:
- Vampire Squid from Hell
- paying for stuff
- Alan Moore Video Chat
- 99 Problems
- Screen Hijack
- 458 More from him later
- Omni
- Legitimate Tax Deductions
- Axe tweak
- Paying for stuff
- Richest Drummer
- Netbot for iOS
- Fake Holzer
- Martin Amis Invents Britpop
- Monolithic
- Marxist reviews of Mr Men books
- Proust Racket
- Chevalier d'Eon
- Look at all the pixels
- Hitchikers
- had a baby
- Bounce Mail
- All I want for Christmas
- Alternative Heroes
- Whales can calibrate their hearing levels
- README
- Compelling case for road pricing
- Elfm.el
- How to make XCode 4's UI work for you
- a copy
- Newborn
- PS12
- Presenting elfm.el
- raw concrete trenches of Stratford International
- The Return Of The Thin White Duke
- Hackers Documentary
- MagSafe 2
- Musical Differences
- Can birds fly into a headwind faster than their own maximum speed?
- The Bitch
- Creating retain cycles by misusing assertions
- Retro enigma
- L'Inconnue de la Seine
- Cauliflower Hindenburg
- 'Supergiant' crustacean found in deepest ocean
- Vox Populi
- Faster Fourier Transform
2011 43
- I knew Christopher Hitchens better than you
- I miss news.bbc.co.uk
- Nine brains
- Seasonal stuffing
- The cognitive benefits of chewing gum
- Ken Russell: RIP
- super-NEXTSTEP-fanboy
- Branding
- Things that Turbo Pascal 3 is smaller than
- pouts condescendingly from my home page
- Flesh is weak
- NeXTumentary
- Pout
- True story of the Amazon Door desk
- jwz user support story
- Behind the scenes pic of the day
- David Hepworth misses the point of Steve Jobs
- Griot
- Airport-style metal detectors deployed at railway stations:
- Stratford
- Emotifilter
- Netscape now
- surprisingly sensible
- Some thoughts on that resignation
- The Body on Somerton Beach
- Astronaut Suicides
- A big spread
- Hollywood: A love story
- Metal4eva
- Sarah Jane
- Multiplayer FPS in Emacs
- Dterm
- Practical extraction and reporting fish
- Libraries gave us power
- worse than the disease
- Peak IPv4
- fileXray
- Heroic Auteur
- Cat herding
- memory monitor
- nut roast
- Posthumous
- Don't Track Us
2010 46
- Alignments illustrated by "The Wire"
- Bristol father of two is Hollywood movie website entrepeneur
- Nut Roast
- Snow dog
- Blake Edwards R.I.P.
- 25 years ago
- Map of metal
- New Pornographers with Neko
- John Hicklenton R.I.P.
- Solar powered hornets
- Holidays over
- Quadrotor Ball Juggling
- Empire of pornographers
- Img 0266
- Screen shot 2010 12 05 at 15 59 29
- Flying fish (actually flying squid).
- Hipster Relativity
- porting his blog
- Of course they do
- broken link
- Manic data miner
- Today I helped create a meme
- Wasps punish fake fighters
- Building python extensions on Snow Leopard
- Salamanders are amazing creatures
- Pigeons outperform humans at Monty Hall
- about:Ringo
- Posting by email
- Male fish in Mexico sports sexy 'moustache'
- Circle of blog
- Is this thing still on ?
- Ultima V running on TI calculator
- Amazing
- Servicing DHCP clients with OS X
- Anyone want to buy a house in Bristol?
- Opera mobile 10 for maemo
- Narrowcasting
- Mosquito-shooting lasers
- A Brief
- Autonomous ocean robot
- Combined New Pornographers and St. Vincent News
- Child's play
- Pixel Qi
- IPL 2010 to broadcast live on YouTube
- Misa digital guitar
- Jellyfish Are the Dark Energy of the Oceans
2009 48
- GNEVE
- Octopus snatches coconut and runs
- Airport command line
- Secret Ada
- Font caching and system font protection in Leopard
- Marinetraffic.com
- Executed offenders
- Shark bite prompts surprise birth
- remember the name of the Debian package for the library manpages
- I'm a rapper with a baby
- Anatomy of Japanese Folk Monsters
- Barcelona
- Underground press revival starts here
- Vegetarian spiders
- Keep the home fires burning
- Life behind glass
- Beehaus
- Wild Fermentation
- Electric suicide ants
- Stupid phone tricks
- Honeybees sterilise their hives
- Jumbo Flying Squid Invade San Diego
- Cute Squid
- Fever Ray
- Mob honeybees
- Stingray migration
- Nano GigaPan
- Prehistoric bloodsucker in Thames
- More debian package disambiguation
- The cephalopods can hear you
- 14-year-old hit by 30
- New heavy metal
- NYC and Christmas revisited
- we were in the family way
- PatchMatch
- It's not just the bees we need worry for.
- Things that should exist #93
- Hello worldn
- A Very Brief History of Micro-Media
- New St Vincent album 'Actor' due on 4AD
- Yet another strange deep sea fish
- Amusing musical partnerships
- Events that clash
- Some things I learned on my recent trip to Canada
- Like a kid in a japanese sweet shop
- trip to North America
- such a fan
- Some New Year resolutions
2008 71
- Merry Christmas!
- And I'm back
- My dog is spoilt
- Valentine's weekend in Dublin
- Countdown to Christmas
- Free Carl
- Trolley dash
- mentioned earlier
- Ahoy !
- Autozone
- at Primavera
- Jimmy Carl Black R.I.P.
- Jesus Christ: In the name of the gun.
- Fascinating pop-culture archaeology
- BBC quiz - identify vintage hardware
- Top 10 UNIX commands
- Banjo used in brain surgery
- Mutiny I promise you
- Only in Japan
- Old photos
- Django + SQLite
- A.C. Newman title and release date
- long-time house favourites Spiritualized
- FontFeed
- ATP: Release the bats 2008
- Using categories on Objective C classes in a static library
- More tomorrow's parties
- Opus
- Mameo evolving
- perl script
- New A. C. Newman solo project ?
- Smartypants IDEs considered harmful
- Google toolbox for Mac
- Using photographs to enhance video of a static scene
- French exchange
- Step by step guide to catching crickets
- Stags and the country
- A better iPhone 3G?
- Iain Banks Q & A
- Sedtris!
- Huge Alan Moore interview
- Brother metal
- Note to self
- Collection of Quartz Composer samples
- Economist style guide.
- Primavera 2008
- Here's the source
- Get xterm title string from the UNIX shell
- iTunes automation
- Barcelona sights
- Spiritualized at the Trinity
- Such a beautiful horizon
- 1978 disco party
- Combining PDFs with Automator in OS X Leopard
- Recursive make considered harmful
- Silly audio cable trick
- Inventing the future
- Counter.qtz
- Almost literally surreal
- Here is the 7.1Kb .qtz file
- Tracing Unit Tests with the XCode 3 Debugger
- Space Origami
- Fun with awk
- Sticker shocker
- Make your own graph paper
- Old Xerox PARC photos
- Vinyl cover art attack
- X11 is really borked in OS X 'Leopard'
- Basic looping with Quartz Composer
- An introspective technique to list available methods in a perl object at runtime
- Simple accumulator in Quartz Composer