2023–2026
1,439 posts
2026 293
October 2026
- Seaton: Helpful Halloween Hints, 2026 Edition
- Free Speech And The Workplace Captive Audience
- Peltola’s Pale Ploy
- All Quasi, No Judicial
- Tuesday Talk*: Who Will Protect The Voters?
- But For Video: The AI Deepfake Conundrum
- Only “Proper” Interference
- Seaton: Roxie And Marge
- The Character Of “Pay Dirt”
- Trump Hates The First Amendment And Fourth Estate
- Alina Habba’s Lucrative Side Hustle
- Tuesday Talk*: A Condition Too Far Or Not Far Enough
- Rule By Twit: Judge Ana Reyes’ Dilemma
- Seaton: Sheriff Roy’s Asbestos Test
- Trump Is Now Actively Sabotaging Ukraine For Putin’s Love
- My Cato Essay Contest Entry
- Kimberly Guilfoyle, Before It Was Cool
- Tuesday Talk*: It’s Not (Just) About The Trees
- Knowing Wrong From Right In Ithaca
- The Spectacle, The Message, The Disgrace Of A Public Execution
- Seaton: Sheriff Roy and The Leaky Toilet
- Disqualifying Letitia James (Update)
- The Gulf Under Alabama Law
- Judge Bastian Rules Trump Cannot Fire Court-Appointed US Attorney
- Tuesday Talk*: Did John Eastman’s Disbarment Violate The First Amendment?
- The UnAmerican Unseating Of The Winner
- With Videos, The New York Times Cheapens Itself
- The Roaring Return of Rape Hysteria
- Blanche Declares War On Judges (While Admitting Contempt)
September 2026
- The Artifice Of Super-dee-Duper Intelligence
- Tuesday Talk*: Burning The Cornell 7
- Nothing To Worry About, Just A PSA
- SCOTUS And The Fantasy Database
- Seaton: This Is Rocky Top
- Halkides: Triple Murder at Starved Rock: Confession v. Fingermark and DNA Evidence (Update NSFW)
- Must See TV?
- Tuesday Talk*: Can Trump Be Silenced? Should He Be?
- Can Snipers Save The Arc de Trump?
- The (Un)Constitutionality Isn’t The Real Problem
- Seaton: Friday Night Dance Fever
- 2d Circuit Allows Cellphone Searches At Border For Kicks
- ICE Violated David Streever’s First Amendment Rights
- Will The Kennedy Center Be There Tomorrow?
- Tuesday Talk*: AI, AI, AI, The Hoax
- Pardons Remove Consequences, Not Reality
- Leave Jurors Out Of It
- We Found The Vandal
- Seaton: And Now, Sports
- 25 Years After
- Sins Of The Grandmother
- The Dark Side Of Jury Nullification
- Tuesday Talk*: Free Range Or Child Abuse?
- Would You Elect Roy Cohn? You Did, Kinda
- Retrial Isn’t Double Jeopardy (But It Should Be)
- Seaton: Duel Arena 1, When Crypto Bros Have Too Much Money
- Van Wagner: Social Media And The Hung Jury
- Van Wagner: Hung Jury or Verdict By Coercion in Clancy Case
- What If The Mail Just Doesn’t Get There?
- Tuesday Talk*: Time For An Open Thread?
August 2026
- Paid By The Pentagon
- Milo To Go
- Seaton: In Memoriam Dolly Parton
- It’s In The Mail (Or Is It?)
- Lawyers In The Cheap Seats
- But For Trump’s “Prestige”
- Tuesday Talk*: Did SCOTUS Blow The Post Office Ruling?
- Canada, Lost (Update)
- A Monstrosity Grows Closer To A Fait Accompli
- Seaton: Poking The Bear, Flock Cameras Edition
- The HISTORIC MEASURES Of A Lost War
- Is AI The Fix For Policy Sludge and Zombie Laws?
- ABC Decides To Fight, After Choosing To Capitulate
- Tuesday Talk*: Is There Really A Right To Record Police In The Second Circuit?
- No Allies On Either Side
- Trump’s “Aesthetics” Go Beyond Gold Doodads
- Seaton: Fun With Social Media
- The Name That Must Be Added
- The Sound Of Silencers
- But For Video: Another Official Lie Exposed By Dashcam
- Tuesday Talk*: If Woke 1 Was “Crazy,” What About Woke 2?
- Would Blanche Have Fired Archibald Cox?
- Without Standing, Who Stops The Damage?
- Seaton: Reflections On Sixth Grade
- After Barbara, Trump Signs More Birthright Citizenship EOs
- Don’t Abdul Me, Bro
- Tuesday Talk*: Bronx Defenders Overstruck?
- Blanche Gave Cornyn And Tillis Crap; Will It Be Enough? (Update)
- Vandals, Vandals, Vandals
July 2026
- Seaton: Three Things I Thought About This Week
- Fauci And The Fifth
- Who Gets Picked To Pick The Judges?
- Cornyn And Tillis Have Half A Point About Blanche
- Tuesday Talk*: Is The Filibuster Doomed?
- Are Courts The Answer To “Ultraprocessed” Food?
- Can AI Be Trusted To Do Anything Right?
- Seaton: Tennessee Is Full
- Trump Plays Deal, No Deal
- If The House Just Says “No”
- The Beer That Cost A Plane
- Tuesday Talk*: The Selling Of The President’s Twits
- Who Will Investigate ICE Killings?
- The “Fraud” Of Not Airing Trump’s Fraud
- Seaton: Greetings From Staycation Central
- Rep. Greg Steube Tries To Impeach The Deceased Judge Steele
- Just Some Guys Who Can’t Say “No”
- Blanche’s Day In Court And Before The Senate
- Tuesday Talk*: No Way Out?
- You Knew He Was A Rat
- Under Threat Of 1000 Missiles
- Seaton: Letter To Maine Democrats
- Another Killing, Another Lie
- Authenticity And Charisma Are Not The Same As Virtuous And Wise
- Tuesday Talk*: A Personal Loss, And Still They Don’t Care
- A Call To Gianni, A Team Tainted
- Land Of The Free, Home Of The Brave, 250
- Seaton: Sheriff Roy’s Dishwasher Blues Redux
- The Agents Went Down To Georgia
- Machado: Florida AG Calls To Impeach Judge Miguel de la O
- The Obvious And The Radical Four
June 2026
- Tuesday Talk*: After The Slaughter, What Now?
- SCOTUS Whitewashes Otherwise Racist Decision
- Judge Sullivan Orders Blanche To Obey Epstein Disclosure Law
- Seaton: Europeans Remind Us How Good We Have It
- 100 Former California Judges Stand Up
- The Democrats Feeding Their Own Demise
- Tuesday Talk*: The View Of The View
- Mamdani’s Bold Move To Blow The Democratic Party Up
- Reflecting On A Pool And A President
- Seaton: Dollar Cage Fight Night At The White House
- Are You “Habitual” Or, Like, What, Man?
- Trump Surrenders
- What About Trump’s Birthday Bash?
- Tuesday Talk*: Newsom Is The Man, Find The Crime
- The Reverse Petite Policy And Paid-For Pardons
- The People’s House
- Seaton: Poking The Bear (World Cup Edition)
- And The Damage Done
- A Deal Without Certainty
- When The Door Is Opened, Who Knows What Comes Through
- Tuesday Talk*: To Blanche Or Not To Blanche
- Or Is It “The Crazy In Her Eyes”?
- The Fault . . . Is Mine Alone
- Seaton: Brain Farts (Summer Vacation) Redux
- Ultimately, The Senate Republicans Caved To Trump
- 210 Days Too Many
- Can 60 Minutes Survive? Should It? (Update)
- Tuesday Talk*: How Do You Solve A Problem Like Graham Platner?
- Bernie’s 50% Solution
May 2026
- The Semiquincentennial Yips
- Bondi Pulls A “Blond Bimbo”
- Seaton: The Perils of Kangaroo Man
- Is The Burden Before The Grand Jury The Real Problem?
- The Disappeared Insurrection Of January 6th
- Tuesday Talk*: Will AI Overwhelm The Legal System?
- Memorial Day 2026
- Why Does Roxane Gay Hate Democracy?
- Seaton: Grocery Rules
- At Least They Got “Autopsy” Right
- Was The Arc d’ Trump Pre-Approved?
- The Day After The Zombie “Dismissal”
- Tuesday Talk*: Settlement Or Fraud Upon The Court?
- Taiwan Is Trump’s “Bargaining Chip”
- A Slush Fund Too Far
- Seaton: My Son Went To Nashville
- The Voiceless And The Invited Are Not Equivalents
- DoJ Sues To Insulate Trump Administration Lawyers From Discipline
- Third Time’s No Charm
- Tuesday Talk*: Can A Jewish DA Prosecute Pro-Palestinian Protesters?
- When AI Is In The Room
- A Principled Decision In An Unprincipled Game
- Seaton: Stuff My Eleven Year Old Says
- The Day After (Marilyn Monroe Edition)
- Ballroom Billion Bugaloo
- Disbar AUSA Kevin Bolan
- Tuesday Talk*: Tax The Rich? Then What?
- Blanche’s Confession: It’s Just Comey
- Seaton: A Note To All Printer Manufacturers
- Is There A Pause Button in The War Powers Act?
April 2026
- Better Red Than Race
- The Collapse Of Competency
- Tuesday Talk*: Did Pirro Blow The Top Count?
- When War Powers Run Out
- Is There Really Any Case and Controversy?
- Seaton Travelogue: Great Stirrup Cay
- California’s “No Vigilantes Act” Violates Supremacy Clause
- Was The Virginia Referendum Unclear?
- Constitutional Calvinball: The Precedential Value of Shadow Docket Rulings
- Tuesday Talk*: The Ethical Conflict Between Lawyers And Journalists
- A Reluctant SCOTUS Traditionalist
- Seaton Travelogue: San Juan
- Judge Leon “Clarifies” That A Ballroom Isn’t For National Security
- Gambling On Freedoms And Chesterton’s Fence
- Weaseling Around The Order Ignored
- Tuesday Talk*: The Chilling Cost Of Challenging Trump
- The Ethics Of Defending The Rule Of Law
- The Irreparable Harm Of A Pointless Decision
- Seaton Travelogue: St. Thomas
- Melania In The Middle
- The Future of NATO
- Did TACO Tuesday Turn Into Victory Or Surrender Wednesday?
- Tuesday Talk*: Was It Wrong To Seize Mrs. Blank?
- What Role Should AI Play In Judging?
- The Plane Truth
- Seaton Travelogue: The Caribbean (DR. Ocean World, Norwegian Karen)
- Bye Bye Bondi
- When Crank Theories Are Taken Seriously
- A Poor Steward Of The National Trust
March 2026
- Tuesday Talk*: What Did “No Kings” Accomplish?
- Social Media, The Constitution And The Weapons Of Mind Destruction
- Hegseth Confuses Merit And Woke
- Seaton: The Ballad Of Taylor Frankie Paul
- Trump’s America And Moral Equivalence
- Flynn-Flam
- The Perils Of Pro Hac
- Tuesday Talk*: Should Voting Be SAVEd?
- The Limits Of The Courts
- Graceless To The End
- Seaton Travelogue: The Caribbean (At Sea)
- Say It In Song: An Homage To Afroman
- Why The Bondi Gambit?
- A Little Help From Our Friends*
- Coalition Of The Offended
- The Federal Censoring Commission
- It Ain’t Me, Babe
- Seaton Travelogue: The Caribbean (Port Canaveral, FL)
- Bad Decision, Worse Dissent
- The Filibuster Saves America
- Tuesday Talk*: How Does This War End?
- The Conundrum of Debt And UPL
- Devoiding The Cobra Effect
- No Money Back Guarantees
- House Oversight Committee Subpoenas Belligerent Bondi
- Tuesday Talk*: What Becomes Of The Nine?
- Trump And The Pottery Barn Rule
- Does “Lawful” Matter Anymore?
February 2026
- AI On The Pentagon’s Precipice (Update)
- What Else Is Missing? Who Can Say?
- No Place For A Justice
- Tuesday Talk*: Was Cannon Wrong To Bar Smith Report, Volume II?
- But What About Section 122 Tariffs?
- Seaton: The Hippo And The Unicorn
- Imprison Them All, Just In Case
- 52 Orders And Counting
- AI On Lawyers And AI
- But Is It “Legal Advice”?
- Tuesday Talk*: Who’s Behind Those Meta Ray Bans?
- AI In The Pentagon’s Hands
- The Death Of Regularity
- Seaton: In Praise of Lawyer Cat
- 19 Years And Counting
- Bondi Demonstrates The Irrelevance Of Congress
- Alldredge: Cash Bail, Judges And The Dreaded Humphrey Memo
- Tuesday Talk*: Will “Victim-Centric” Depoliticize Criminal Law?
- Regulating Big Weed
- Where Have All The Lawyers Gone?
- Voting On Ice
- No QI For Arrest Over Four Letter Expletive
- Judge Rakes Noem’s Racism
- Tuesday Talk*: Punished For Protesting ICE
- What About A “Reverse § 1983”?
- Short Take: But Get The Date Right
January 2026
- Trump’s Non-Frivolous And Totally Conflicted $10 Billion IRS Lawsuit
- Seaton: Poking The Bear, “WWE Unreal”
- The Devil Went Down To Georgia
- The Selling Of Melania (Update)
- Clintons Choose Contempt
- Tuesday Talk*: Can Tom Homan Save The Surge?
- Can The State Do What The Feds Won’t? (Update)
- A Second Amendment Martyr
- Seaton: It’s Girl Scout Cookie Season (Again)
- Fire Or Flag, Defending Against Vindictive Prosecution
- ICE Claims To Be Exempt From The Fourth Amendment
- The Rupture Of The World Order
- Tuesday Talk*: Tariffs Or War, The Nobel Dis
- Will These Principles Restore Dignity To The Legal Profession?
- There’s No Fixing ICE
- Seaton: Everyone Unites! Our Cellphones Suck
- Short Take: A Prize of Dishonor
- Todd Blanche Declares The “Minnesota Insurrection”
- Prosecutors Voting With Their Feet
- Tuesday Talk*: Is The ICE Surge Unconstitutional?
- Taking Powell (And Interest Rates) Down
- Shiny Prizes
- Seaton: From The Files of Butler Veterinary Medicine
- When Feds Kill
- But For Video: DHS Credibility Lost
- The Other Epstein Deadline Missed
- Tuesday Talk*: Five Years After
- The DonHo Doctrine
- Maduro Was Terrible, But Invading Venezuela Was Unlawful
- Seaton: SJ Year In Review 2025
- But What About REAL ID?
- Mamdani Time
2025 361
December 2025
- Happy New Year 2026
- Are “Kavanaugh Stops” Still A Thing?
- Tuesday Talk*: The Pullout To Protest Trump’s Added Name
- The Inevitable and Excessive Cash Bail Backlash
- Was The Problem About “Regular Forces”?
- Merry Christmas 2025
- The Tyranny Of Process
- Tuesday Talk*: Is MAGA Really Dead?
- Less Than 60 Minutes
- Van Wagner: Snow Removal, Sure, But Judge Removal In Wisconsin?
- Epstein Fades To Black
- Seaton: Christmas 2025
- Buying A Soldier’s Loyalty
- Former FBI Agents Get Pseudonymity
- You Gave It To Google, So No Warrant Needed
- Tuesday Talk*: Is Impulse Control A Presidential Problem?
- The Crash of DOGE In The Rearview
- How Many “No True Bills” For Tish James
- Seaton: The Night Before Christmas In Mud Lick
- Only The Right Kind Of Tourists
- FIRE Defends Meeks From Woke Right Cancellation
- Free Speech In A Texas Bathroom
- Tuesday Talk*: Can Half A Bureaucratic Bargain Work?
- Google Does Not A Lawyer Make
- When Congress Relies (Too Much) On SCOTUS
- Seaton: Our Top Story Is A Drunken Raccoon
- Groypers Are The Conservatives’ Woke
- Halkides: Stretching The Truth, The Prosecution of Larry Swearingen
- Gaming The Disability Game
- Giving Tuesday 2025
- Tuesday Talk*: Is Trump Entitled To His “Team” No Matter What?
- Trump’s Magic Word: “Biden”
November 2025
- Definitely Murder (If True), And They Don’t Care
- The Afghan Excuse
- Thanksgiving, 2025: A Time For Sharing
- When Ka$h Patel’s FBI Come Knocking
- Tuesday Talk*: Should Senator Mark Kelly Be Subject To Court Martial
- Tim Wu Blames Meta Vibes For Dismissal
- What, My Lai?
- When A President Calls For Death
- The Indictment That Wasn’t
- One Little Piggy
- Tuesday Talk*: Why, Oh Why, The Flip-Flop?
- It’s Not Just The Smartphone That Kills Education
- The Point Isn’t To Kill The Hostage
- OLC Memo Approves Murder Because Trump Says So
- Fired For “Proximity To A Criminal”
- Tuesday Talk*: Which Side, If Any, “Won” The Government Shut Down?
- A Special Gift For Eight GOP Senators
- Chatbot, The Snitch
- The Worst Appeal Ever
- Seaton: Why I Retired My Apple Watch
- A Trillion Here, A Trillion There
- The Catch-22 For The American Military
- Tuesday Talk*: Election Day Follies
- If It’s Out In The Open, Is it Still Corruption?
- When Ballroom Means Transaction
October 2025
- Concurrence At The Schoolhouse Gates
- The Date That Shall Not Be Mentioned
- Can Pardons Be “Voided”?
- Tuesday Talk*: Will SNAP End The Government Shut Down?
- The Mamdani Factor
- When Law Follows The President
- Seaton: In Which A Mute Guy Almost Convinces Me To Quit Comedy
- How Much Is That Pardon In The Window?
- Trump’s $230 Million Gift To Himself
- NH Lawyer Suspended For “Threatening Financial Ruin”
- Tuesday Talk*: What Did The “No Kings” March Accomplish?
- It’s Murder Or Else For Colombia (Updated)
- A Fabulous Commutation Of A Fabulist Liar
- Seaton: Third Saturday In October (2025 Edition)
- Admiral Holsey Hits The Wall
- Has Hamas Already Broken The Deal?
- Will Prof. Caleb Nelson Save Humphrey’s Executor?
- Tuesday Talk*: Answers, Spin And Winning
- The Last 20 Living Hostages
- A Nobel Peace Prize Dilemma
- The Surprise And Unsurprise Of James’ Indictment
- Who Are Those Masked Men?
- Will AI Arbitrators Work?
- Tuesday Talk*: Has Trump Compromised The Military?
- Texas Restrained From Invading Portland, Which Isn’t On Fire
- Why “ICE” First?
- Seaton: Continuing Ed Weekend And The Staycation
- Trump (Quietly) Declares War
- Even Non-Citizens’ Speech Is Protected
- Will Any Grand Jury Do After A Federal Grand Jury Says “No”?
September 2025
- Bribes Under Color Of Law
- More Of The Same
- Who Needs Circuit Courts?
- Seaton: Adventures In Church League Soccer
- The DoJ Has Crossed The Rubicon
- Are Federal Courts More Effective Than We Believe?
- Can’t Buy Me Love, No
- Tuesday Talk*: Department of War Demands Approval Over Press
- Can California Ban Masked ICE Agents?
- Short Take: Trump Gives Bondi Her Orders
- Siebert Out As US Attorney For Being Honest
- Antifa Isn’t An Organization, But An Excuse
- The Mouse Has No Balls
- Dumb And Dumber: Bondi Doubles Down
- Bondi Gone Woke: The Return Of Hate Speech
- Gov. Hochul Capitulates To Mamdani
- Is Charlie Kirk The George Floyd Of The Right?
- Seaton: And Then There Was Georgia
- A Generation Embraces Political Violence
- 9/11 Is Not Yet Over
- Enough Of The Singing, Dancing And Selling Of Disease
- SCOTUS Allows Round-Up Of Random Hispanics
- Will JAGs Fill The Gap?
- War, Huh (Good God, Y’all), What Is It Good For?
- Seaton: The September I Turned Petty
- What’s A Trial Judge To Do With The Shadow Docket?
- Harvard’s First Amendment Rights Violated
- Arizona Needs Criminal Defenders, Lawyers Or Not
- Tuesday Talk*: Must Bove Recuse?
- Labor Day 2025
August 2025
- It’s An Emergency (If The President Says So)
- Why Then Leave Ultra Vires Tariffs In Place?
- Seaton: Assorted Stupidity (Second Edition)
- What Does “For Cause” Mean in Federal Reserve Act?
- Assault With A Deli Weapon
- No Cash For States With Cashless Bail
- Tuesday Talk*: Can Trump Fire Fed Governor Lisa Cook?
- Old Friends And New Targets Of Retribution
- Kilmar’s Choice
- Seaton: Why My Dog Is the Only One Who Listens to My Rants About WWE
- Is There An Option Other Than Gerry v. Gerry?
- The Epstein Attention Span
- ABA Goes Rogue On Law School Accreditation
- Tuesday Talk*: Should The DOJ Serve The President?
- Machado: A Tribute To Roy Black
- Word Salad With Russian Dressing*
- Blind Faith In Takeovers Of American Cities
- Adaptive Morality On Campus
- Remember That Epstein File?
- Tuesday Talk*: The Oosik Summit
- Names Aren’t Pronouns
- The Medvedev Trick
- ICE Ignores Order To Stop Seizing Random Hispanics
- Recklessly Rejecting Messenger RNA Vaccines
- $600 Billion In “Anything I Want”
- Tuesday Talk*: Fight Or Flight In Texas
- Bondi Beggars Belief
- Seaton: I Watch Stuff, Twisted Metal
- Even Trump’s AUSAs Have A Duty Of Candor
July 2025
- Like Magic, K$sh Finds The Secret Hidden Burn Bags
- What Did Grassley Have To Lose?
- Tuesday Talk*: Who’s The Prosecutor?
- We Still Need Tom Lehrer
- Remember When “Moral Clarity” Was All The Rage?
- Seaton: In Memoriam, Ozzy and The Hulkster
- A Minor Crisis In Jersey
- Columbia’s Deal With The Devil
- Bondi Burns An AUSA On The Altar Of Habba
- Tuesday Talk*: Tulsi, Tulsi, Tulsi
- The Message Sent By A One Day Sentence
- Murdoch Knew (And Did It Anyway)
- Judge Oetken Holds ALAA Anti-Israel Resolution Protected Speech
- Will Jerome Powell Go, Quietly Or Otherwise?
- The Libel Of Post Hoc “Half Truth”
- Tuesday Talk*: Is The Shadow Docket Too Shadowy?
- The Rosie Exception
- Too Obvious, Even For The Eleventh Circuit
- Seaton: My Epically Stupid 4th
- Are Justice Jackson’s Dissents Working?
- Short Take: The Caped Undocumented Alien
- The Slippery Slope Of Prosecuting Judge Dugan
- Tuesday Talk*: MacArthur Park Under Siege (Update)
- The Unelected President Stephen Miller
- A Fifth Face On Mount Rushmore
- Seaton: Things That Make America Great
- 249 Years, Barely
- The Eleventh Circuit Has Nothing Better To Do
- Next Up, Naturalized Citizens Trump Doesn’t Like (Update)
- Tuesday Talk*: Is SCOTUS Up To The Task?
June 2025
- A Good Trump Judge
- Complete Relief Or Chaos (Update)
- Seaton: A Few Thoughts On The “Twelve Day War”
- Trump Sues The Maryland 15
- Thursday Talk*: What About That Mamdani?
- Should Emil Bove Be Anyone’s “Honor”?
- Contempt Rewarded
- When The Best Law School Paper Is Racist
- Did War Just Start Or Just End?
- Seaton: Questions I’ve Avoided Asking
- Is Harvard Law Review Lost?
- Did Skmretti Fix Bostock?
- When Did The Feds Become Omnipotent (And Should They Be)?
- Tuesday Talk*: What’s To Stop The President From Violating Court Orders?
- The Democrats’ Divide
- The Perfect Parade
- Seaton: In Which My Father-In-Law Turns 80
- Judge Breyer Finds No “Rebellion”
- Short Take: The Matter Of Proof
- The Generals’ Conundrum
- Tuesday Talk*: Should Trump Be Allowed To Punish The AP?
- Will The Fuse Be Lit?
- The Decision That Murdered Privacy
- Seaton: A Brief Musical Interlude
- Title VII Discrimination Means Any Discrimination
- Is Regulating AI Possible?
- Where There Used To Be A Blawgosphere
- Tuesday Talk*: Time To End The ABA Accreditation Monopoly?
- When Donald Met Leo
- The Trial Of Diddy And Cassie
May 2025
- The Smell Of Musk
- Trump’s Tariffs Tossed
- Cert Denied In “There Are [CENSORED] Genders” T-Shirt Case
- Tuesday Talk*: Does Hope Really Spring Eternal?
- Memorial Day 2025
- Five Years After
- It’s In There: No Contempt For Old Men
- Seaton: The Great Colonoscopy Caper
- Independent Boards Were Murdered On The Shadow Altar
- Djibouti Crosses Judge Murphy’s Line
- When They Weren’t “Illegals” At All
- Tuesday Talk*: Is Heterosexual A Protected Class?
- The Good Old Days of Entry Level Doc Review, Lost
- Orderly Process Meets Irreparable Harm
- Seaton: Review, The Curious Case of Natalia Grace
- Sauer To Barrett: We Generally Respect Circuit Orders (Update)
- A Free Press and Sulzberger’s Shift
- Buddy System Gone Awry In Encinitas
- Tuesday Talk*: Are There Trump Judges And Biden Judges?
- What’s Wrong With Free Planes, Anyway?
- Seaton: American Ninja Warrior, or Just Embrace The Salmon Ladder
- Trump Hits Bottom With Jeanine Pirro
- Using AI, Judge Considers Dead Victim Impact (Update)
- Dismissed Cases In Immigration Hands
- Tuesday Talk*: Suddenly, He Doesn’t Know?
- The National Security Threat Of . . . Movies?
- Paying Off The Insurrection Martyr
- Seaton: Sheriff Roy And The Grassy Knoll Gunplay Gambit
- Judge Rodriguez Enjoins Invocation Of AEA, But…
- The DOGE Death of Privacy
April 2025
- ICE Raids Citizens’ Home In Oklahoma City
- Pro Bono Defense Of Police Misconduct (Update)
- Hennepin County Prosecutor’s Race-Based Prosecutorial Policy
- Silencing Those Darn Embarrassing Whistles
- Arresting Judge Dugan
- Seaton: Sheriff Roy Tells A Bedtime Story
- Did Trump Forget About The Welles Declaration?
- Is Disparate Impact Dead?
- Due Process Is Such A Drag
- Ed Martin’s Interest Goes CHESTy
- The Ethics Of Bad Medicine (And Law)
- Without Warning, Cop Kills Good Samaritan
- Supreme Court Hits The Brakes
- Seaton: To Junior And The Coach
- Judge Wilkinson Explains “Facilitate”
- Taxing Harvard Into Submission
- Tuesday Talk*: Is SCOTUS To Blame For Judge Xinis’ Dilemma?
- Wolves In Biglaw Clothing?
- Don’t DOGE Me, Bro
- What’s A Judge To Do?
- Seaton: Sheriff Roy And The Easter Egg Apocalypse
- SCOTUS Tells Noem To Maybe Effectuate Abrego Garcia’s Return
- Is The Attorney General Bondi Or Beria?
- A Letter To Chief Justice John Roberts
- Trump’s Small Win, Huge Loss, On Alien Enemies Act
- Candor And Frustration In Judge Xinis’ Courtroom
- Can Trump Impose Tariffs At All?
- Seaton: When ET Phoned Home (And Nobody Answered)
- Loomer’s Advise And Consent
- Does A Swastika A Hate Crime Make?
- Pie In The Sky When You Die (That’s A Lie)
- Tuesday Talk*: Trump Fatigue
March 2025
- How Much Is That Justice In The Window?
- Dying For Trump’s “Desires”?
- Seaton: March Madness (Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bounce)
- Beware The “Second Wave” Of Cuts
- The Cowards of Biglaw (Update)
- Who Needs Courts Anyway?
- The State Secret Of Shame
- The Lakin Riley Rationale
- Judges, Then Lawyers, Threatened
- Seaton: In Which I Staycation
- Paul Weiss Used To Be A Law Firm
- Attorney General Bondi, Meet The Law
- Chief Justice Roberts’ Rebuke
- They Came Back, This Time With Guns
- Machado: Mahmoud Khalil Has Rights And Can Fight
- Short Take: Upon Advice Of The Press Secretary
- Because We’re Not At War
- Attacking The Lawyers, Trump Edition
- Seaton: The Pinkeye Chronicles
- Challenging Universal Injunctions
- USAID Told To Burn, Baby, Burn
- Protest Tesla All You Want (But Stay Outside)
- Free Mahmoud Khalil
- From The Desk of Ed Martin
- Clement Is The Court’s Friend
- Seaton Writes A Pilot 2: Just Add Zombies
- Killing Social Security Through The Back Door
- Was George Washington Number 2
- The Transactional President Blew The Deal
- California Bar Exam Crashed And Burned
- Grovel Before The Great And Powerful Trump
February 2025
- Seaton Writes A Pilot: Glen, The Grocery Store Greeter
- Silly Lies and Sillier Excuses
- Firing JAGs Matters
- Pardons and Penumbras
- Five Bullet Points, Or Else
- Patel’s First Test: Fail
- Roberts’ Regrets
- The Isolationist Referendum
- Seaton: Sick of Snow, Send Help
- How Dare ALJs Not Answer To The President
- Judge Ho’s Unasked Question
- To Russia, With Love
- The Future of Independent Agencies
- Deep Thoughts For The Simple Minded
- Gulf Of Trumpkin
- Seaton: The Kendrick/Drake Feud Is Faker Than Pro Wrestling
- Toobin’s Flaccid Excuse
- SJ Turns 18
- Trump “Pauses” Dubious FCPA Enforcement
- Will Sassoon Succumb? (Update)
- Vance’s Call To Defy The “Illegal” Judges
- Judge Engelmayor’s TRO: Just The Law
- Satan’s Request
- Seaton: Cassidy v. DOGE
- Security and DEI At The CIA
- A Faithful Application Of An Untrustworthy Decision
- Trump’s Riviera
- The Crime Of Naming Musk’s Kiddies
- The New Joke Of Confidentiality
- How Much Will Republican Senators Swallow?
January 2025
- Seaton: Poking The Bear – Girl Scout Cookies
- Money Can’t Buy Them Love
- “Pause” First, Think Later
- The Virtue of Virtue, And The Alternatives
- Mistakes Like This Shouldn’t Happen
- Not Here, Not Anymore
- Beating DEI With A Cudgel
- Seaton: Two Judge Kopf Stories
- The Gaza Ratio
- Judge Howell’s* Dismissal, But Without Prejudice (Updated)
- The Absurdity Of The Birthright Citizenship Executive Order
- Tuesday Talk*: Pardons Gone Wild
- The Gulf Of America
- Judge Kopf’s Memory Will Be A Blessing
- Seaton: Make Confirmation Hearings Meaner
- SCOTUSBlog’s Tom Goldstein Indicted
- Is Anyone “Woke” On A Wooden Ship?
- The Corruption Of Jack Smith’s Report
- Tuesday Talk*: Can Proportional Representation Fix Us?
- Should They Stay Or Should They Go?
- Effort Matters, But It’s Not Mastery
- Seaton: The Stanley Parable
- Short Take: Trump Loses (Again), But Only 5-4
- TikTok Case Pits National Security Against Free Speech (Update)
- Zuckerberg’s Hostage Video
- Tuesday Talk*: Should Alcoholic Beverages Have Cancer Warnings?
- A Day Of Trump Loving Trump
- Driving Below 60th Street
- Sentencing Trump: To What End? (Update)
- Seaton: SJ Year In Review
- It’s The Message, Not The Messaging, Stupid
- Crimes Of A Different Nature
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December 2024
- Tuesday Talk*: Do You Resolve?
- Fiscal Profligacy and a Cautionary Tale
- Tasty Business Is Still Business
- Mediocre Americans Or Underpaid Foreigners
- Seaton: About Last Saturday’s Unpleasantness
- Will Judges Be Good Enough Guardrails?
- Christmas, 2024
- Tuesday Talk*: Is There A “Too Old To Govern”?
- Biden Finally Commutes Death Sentences, But For Three
- Rats And New York City’s Reality
- Seaton: The Friday Funny Christmas Letter
- The “Piling On” Of Luigi Mangione
- The Kennedy Mystique
- The End Of An ERA, No Matter What Biden Does
- Tuesday Talk*: Why Did ABC Settle?
- A Penny For Your Thoughts
- Cruisin’
- Seaton: Unsolicited Opinions (Yule Edition)
- Murderers Are Not Heroes
- Pardoning Enemies Without Crimes
- The Skrmetti Gap
- Tuesday Talk*: Should Lame-Duck Pardons Be Banned?
- Father And Son, Pardoned
- Is “Bitch Stole My Look” A Copyright Violation?
November 2024
- The Weakest National Security Link
- Seaton: A Modest Black Friday Proposal
- PSA: Things You Want, Things You Need
- Thanksgiving Without The Lost Boys
- Real Americans, By Birth
- Tuesday Talk*: Who Pays When Cops Destroy?
- Will We Ever Trust “The News” Again?
- Restaurants Don’t Love You
- Justice Merchan’s Dilemma
- Seaton: Adventures In Cheer Dadding
- Even Jussie Smollett Deserves Due Process
- Harris’ Failed Transition
- Gaetz And The Venmo Trail
- Tuesday Talk*: Is It Time to X-Out Social Media?
- Politics Free Monday, Please
- Separating Science From Scientific American
- Seaton: This Week In Sports Schadenfreude
- The Grandest of Juries Has Spoken
- The Recess Game
- The DoJ Is Bad, And Will Get Worse (Update)
- Tuesday Talk*: Will The “Least Dangerous Branch” Hold?
- Veterans Day 2024
- When The Right To Video In Public Flips
- Seaton: Fantasy Booking Trump’s Second Cabinet
- When Does “Final, Rudy” Mean Final, Rudy?
- It’s Not Us, It’s You
- Dear President Biden
- Tuesday Talk*: Who’s To Blame This Election Day?
- The Point Of Pace Law School
- 6th Cir. En Banc Vacates School Pronoun Decision
- Seaton: Finklestein’s Predicament
- 2d Circuit Holds We “May” Have An Expectation Of Privacy In Google Emails
October 2024
- Above Cayuga’s Waters, There Were Consequences
- Haunted By The Orthodoxy
- Tuesday Talk*: Is AI To Blame For Teen’s Suicide?
- I Did Not Vote For Someone, But I Voted
- Fear And Loathing In The Jury Box
- It’s Not The Endorsement, Stupid
- Machado: Some DEA Rats Are Literally Eating Each Other
- Seaton: Sheriff Roy’s Welfare Check
- California’s Racial Justice Act Backfires
- The Nightmare of NY Prop 1
- Tuesday Talk*: Why Try Daniel Penny?
- Specious Comparisons and The Tu Quoque Fallacy
- Musk’s Million Dollar Gambit
- Seaton: Helpful Halloween Hints (2024 Edition)
- Sinwar Is Dead, So What Happens Next?
- Short Take: Interrupting The Filibuster
- And Now For Something Completely Different
- Tuesday Talk*: Do We Need A Federal Reporter Shield Law?
- Don’t Vilify Lawyers For Lawyering
- Harvard’s Ten Minute Rule
- Seaton: Sheriff Roy’s Epiphany
- The Other Greatest Threat To Democracy
- A Survey of the Bullied
- Tarrell Responds To Judge Kopf: You’re Wrong
- Tuesday Talk*: Death Of The Interview
- The Last First Monday In October
- Freedom Is Just Another Word For…
- Short Take: It’s Deja Vu All Over Again
- Seaton: Helene, About Last Week
- Is Speaking Ill Of The Judge Unethical?
- The Legacy Of Government Control of Private Universities
- Defamation Suit Against Weissmann Moves Forward
- Tuesday Talk*: Vance Or Walz. Does Anyone Care?
September 2024
- Does “Justice” Mean Blackstone Got It Backwards?
- Should He Stay Or Should He Go?
- Seaton Classic: Sheriff Roy’s Teacher’s Meeting
- The Lesson of Marcellus Williams’ Execution
- The Only Thing Worse Than The Filibuster
- Tuesday Talk*: Can California Dictate Parody?
- Bombs or Bricks, Technology Owns Us
- Crimes Of The Wealthy
- A Farebeater, A Knife And Cops With Bad Aim
- Seaton: Sheriff Roy’s Sooner Gambit
- Even Libraries Have Weeds
- Battle For The Babies’ Bias
- Pardon Me, Joe
- Tuesday Talk*: After The Deputy Crosses The Line
- The Death of Supreme Court Confidentiality
- ALJ Requires Starbucks To Re-Open Ithaca Stores
- The Attack Was Clear, But Was It Self-Defense To Shoot?
- Seaton: Alaska Travelogue Six, Ketchikan
- Surviving The End of University Racial Preferences
- The Value of Persons Who Reform
- Did Harris Win Or Did Trump Crash And Burn?
- Tuesday Talk*: A Hill Too Far
- Is There A New Overton Window On The Right?
- Short Take: Quitters Never Win
- Will Charging Parents Be The New Normal?
- Seaton: Alaska Travelogue 5, Glacier Bay National Park
- A Tragedy, But Don’t Blame The Algo
- Academic Freedom Committed Suicide
- Protecting Teachers (When They Snitch)
- Parents’ Pain And Public Policy
- Short Take: Radical Tolerance
August 2024
- Court Rejects Ineffective Assistance For Using AI In Closing
- Seaton: Alaska Travelogue Part 4, Skagway/White Pass
- Is The “Joy” About Relief Or Race?
- A Sober Citizen’s Right To Be Armed
- BLM Protests Are Not Protected Section 7 Activity
- Tuesday Talk*: How Should Judge Mehta Fix Google?
- Is “Murder” A Matter of Opinion?
- UCLA Crafts FAQs On How Not To Enable Discrimination Against Jewish Students
- Seaton: Alaska Travelogue, Part 3 (Juneau)
- Ready Or Not, Did Kamala Harris Make Her Case?
- Did Everybody Forget About Jack Smith?
- The Lie Of Johns Hopkins’ “Restrained Approach”
- Tuesday Talk*: Too High, Low or Just Right?
- The Chicago Test
- Buyer Beware; Sellers Too
- 2d Circuit Holds Lawfully Possessed Gun Does Not Constitute Probable Cause
- Seaton: Alaska Travelogue Part 2 (We Really Need A Bigger Boat)
- Does “It Be’s Like That Sometimes”?
- UCLA Enjoined For Denying Jews Campus Access
- Tuesday Talk*: Are Home Rape Kits A Scam?
- Machado: Judge Morrison To CBP, For Cellphones, Get A Warrant
- Short Take: Which Side Are You On, Kamala?
- Bureaucracy And The New Prohibition
- Uyghur’s Dumb Argument For Peace In Gaza
- Seaton: Alaska Travelogue (Part 1)
- No Free Speech For ACLU’s Kate Oh
- Confronting Kamala, The Protest Begins
- Tim? Tim Who?
- Tuesday Talk*: Scrutiny Of The Veeps (Update)
- Getting To Know Gorsuch
- When You Have To Call It “Kamalanomenon”
- Schumer Puts Judicial Supremacy On The Table
- Trump At His Trumpiest
July 2024
- Essential But Deadly: Free Speech On Campus
- Tuesday Talk*: Why Raise Term Limits Now, Joe?
- Is Masculinity On The Ballot?
- Karens Defining Kamala
- Harris Takes A Stand (or Threads A Needle)
- Did The NYT Sanitize Illegal Pro-Hamas Protest? (Update)
- The Beatification of Biden
- Tuesday Talk*: Is Kamala The Savior Of The Democrats?
- Harris Must Earn The Nomination
- The Other Weed Prohibition
- No Constitutional Right To Enforcement
- Seaton: Americans Reject Calls To End Political Violence Because “They Started it!”
- When Keeping Secrets From Parents Is The Law
- DEI Is Dead; Long Live Diversity And Inclusion
- Let No Assassination Attempt Be Wasted
- Tuesday Talk*: The Disgrace of Future Justice Aileen Cannon
- The Hole of Existentialism
- Anger At A Dead Teen In Utica, But Why?
- Seaton: The Doctor Is Out . . . Way Out
- Who’s Gaslighting Whom?
- Why Impeach Thomas And Alito Now?
- Did Grants Pass Make Homelessness A Crime?
- Tuesday Talk*: Is It Time To Push?
- Teaching In A Time Of Turmoil
- Great, If Imperfect
- The Interview That Never Stood A Chance
- Seaton: Brain Farts (Summer Vacation)
- It’s Her Party (And We’ll Cry If We Want To)
- God Bless America
- Is Absolute Immunity For Prosecutors On The Table?
- Tuesday Talk*: Catastrophe, Confusion or Hysteria? Or All?
- What Did The Media Know (And When Did They Know It)?
June 2024
- Editorial Ignored
- Chevron Ran Out of Gas
- Seaton: A Stupid Court Opinion Ruins One of My Hobbies
- The Alternative To Bad
- Gratuity Hysteria And The Rule Of Lenity
- Does Bowman’s Loss Spell The End Of The Dem Left?
- Tuesday Talk*: Debate, Cringe or Based?
- Will Rahimi Save The Unworkable Bruen?
- When “Reformers” Lose The Tune
- Seaton: Helpful Tips For Southern Living
- Lawyer, Prawf, SCOTUS Clerk, Priest
- No Room For Dissent From The Dissent
- Lying Lawyers are Inexcusable Liars
- Tuesday Talk*: When None Of The Above Is Not An Option
- The Bleeding of Social Media
- Remembering Dads
- A Single Function Of The Trigger
- Seaton: The Tale of Deputy Dennis
- You Had No Job
- For $9,500, Who Wouldn’t?
- But Isn’t It The Roberts Court?
- Tuesday Talk*: Did Justice Alito Confess To Perfidy?
- The Long Odds Of Trump’s Appeal
- Future Leaders, Or So They Say
- A Letter Not Sent
- Seaton: Thousands Cheer As Justice System Delivers Verdict They Like
- Actually Excluded At UCLA
- Columbia Law Review Went Dark (Update)
- When Immigration Crashed The System
- Tuesday Talk*: Prison or Probation?
- Sins Of The Son
- Toeing The Trump Line
May 2024
- Seaton: Third Grade Retention, Bad Law, Bad Test, Bad Effects
- Trump Convicted Trump
- The Uphill Raskin Solution
- Dilettantes At War
- When Did “Meaning” Become Assignable?
- Memorial Day 2024
- To Believe To Belong
- Seaton: My “People’s School of Gaza” Commencement Speech
- Can Trump’s Proxies Be Gagged?
- Seaton: Woke Fables
- Even After His Father Was Found Alive
- What’s In A Flag?
- Halkides: Brandon Woodruff And The Murder Of His Parents
- Housekeeping: A Procedure
- Trump And The “Another Crime” Problem
- Good News, Bad News and Confirmation Bias
- Beware The Orthodoxy of Heterodoxy
- Education, If The Union Permits
- Why Does Cy Vance Pander?
- Tuesday Talk*: Does The Fringe Really Matter?
- But For Video: The Tragic Death of Roger Fortson
- The Lists of the Cancelled
- Despised Defendant Makes Bad NY Law
- Seaton: Poking the Bear, Mother’s Day
- Waiting For His Appeal Since 1996
- Judges Only Have One Job
- Judge Aileen Cannon Failed The Smell Test
- Tuesday Talk*: Does The Antisemitism Awareness Act Matter?
- MIT Ends Diversity Statements
- The Consequences of Capitulation
- Is Fraud A First Amendment Right?
- Seaton: A Guide To Dollywood’s Roller Coasters For Middle Aged Men
- All Rise For Judge AI
- Retaliatory Counter-Protesters Were Criminally Wrong
- Making Trump Comply
April 2024
- Tuesday Talk*: The Alternative To Bad?
- Can PEN America Remain “Neutral”?
- The Smoke of Propensity Evidence In Sex Crimes
- Without Non-Competes, There Will Be Issues
- Seaton: Sheriff Roy and The Mostly Peaceful Protesters
- Weinstein Reversed, But Barely
- When There Are No Good Options
- Columbia Blinks
- The Title IX Joke Is Back
- Burning Jurors
- Shafik’s Fix Fuels Further Fury
- The Smell Of Discontent
- What’s Wrong With “Nonlawyer”?
- Silencing Asna Tabassum For Safety
- The Voodoo Of Picking A Jury
- Short Take: True Threat Or FAFO?
- When Education No Longer Matters
- Seaton: Sheriff Roy and the Outrage Tornado
- When Fines Shock The Conscience
- Dinner With Erwin
- Must Hecklers Be Tolerated For The “Health of Free Speech”? (Update)
- Tuesday Talk*: Where Do You Stand on Student Debt Forgiveness?
- Should Justice Sotomayor Take One For The Team?
- Who “Owns” A Child?
- Can Old Houses Be “Racist”?
- Seaton: Sheriff Roy And The Reset
- Executing The “Bad Woman”
- Are Voting Crimes Different?
- No Margin For Tragedy
- Tuesday Talk*: Muzzling A Candidate Defendant
- When Norms Die
March 2024
- Professor Eastman’s Last Class
- Seaton: Poking The Bear, Easter Edition
- A Parent’s Responsibility
- Are DHS DEI Training Videos “Compulsion”?
- Squat Thrust
- Tuesday Talk*: Right, Wrong and Ronna
- Collecting Judgments
- Until Hamas Is Fully Defeated
- Authority And The Amicus Grift
- Seaton: Season Passes
- Who’s An “Authority”?
- The Only Person Ever Arrested
- First Grade Orthodoxy
- Tuesday Talk*: The Line Between Suasion And Coercion
- Machado: DDA Angela Brunson Almost Ruined Joe Gatt’s Life
- Mission Lost, The Association of Legal Aid Attorneys
- A Pile of Books (Among Other Things)
- Seaton: Diary of a Traveling Man
- Schumer’s Folly
- Short Take: Six Fewer Counts
- The “Red Line” And Reality
- Tuesday Talk*: End Special Counsels?
- Unpublishing Guernica
- Civics And The Rights of Citizenship
- Self-Censorship Is Silent
- Seaton: A Brief Medical Update
- Open Thread: How Is The State Of The Union?
- Because You Get Paid Good
- The New Rape Mantra: Believe Hamas
- Tuesday Talk*: Judicial Restraint
- Parole Remains Unfixed
- Oral Argument Time, By Identity
- The Flattening
- The Cream Of The Crop, Harvard Law School
February 2024
- Justice Delayed
- Not Every Assignment Has Pedagogical Value
- Tuesday Talk*: Dignity Lost?
- Who Will Teach The Teachers?
- The Engine of Truthiness
- Is There A First Amendment Right To Affirmative Action?
- Seaton: Sheriff Roy And The Conspiracy Theorist
- For Biden, It’s Michigan Or Israel
- School Policy Trumps Parent
- When Justice Sam Alito Is Right
- Tuesday Talk*: Was $355 Million Proper?
- Does Coprolalia Preclude Excellent Customer Service?
- A Candidate’s “True” Name
- Will ABA Standard 208 Change Anything?
- Seaton: Return of the Friday Fail, Acorn Cop
- Circuit Denies Qualified Immunity to “Asshole” Buffalo Cop
- Impeachment Ad Absurdum
- Tuesday Talk*: SJ Turns 17
- Blame Garland For The Hur Report
- Poly Saturated
- The Limits Of A Complaint v. Social Media
- Seaton: Sheriff Roy And The Anal Probe
- Is It Part Of A “Grand Scheme”?
- The Parents’ Culpability
- The Atlantic Caves To #MeToo
- Tuesday Talk*: If SCOTUS Tosses Trump, Then What?
- FIRE’s Loss Is Jersey’s Gain: Vote Joe Cohn
- Notice And Opportunity To Be Heard
- Verdicts Are Supposed To Be Special
- Seaton: Some Thoughts On Vince McMahon
- When META Met Society
- Disney Loses, Despite Retaliatory Purpose
January 2024
- Can AI Child Porn Be Stopped?
- Tuesday Talk*: Chat Amongst Yourselves
- Does Libel Law Work Anymore?
- Black Pastors To Biden: Ceasefire or Lose
- Will Judgment Be Executed?
- Seaton: Snowmageddon 2024
- Without A Loyal Opposition
- Holding Constitutional Rights Hostage
- Weed Mitigating Manslaughter
- Tuesday Talk*: Is There Method To Trump’s Trial Madness?
- Can State Leges Steal The Election?
- The Hypocritical Oath
- Who Will Speak For The Rats?
- Seaton: Delivery Driver Diaries, Part 2
- Drunk On Their Own Virtue
- “Chevron Deference” In The Age Of A Captive Bureacracy
- Housekeeping: Funeral Break
- Houthis And The Blowhards
- Sex Is Not Fungible
- Seaton: The Delivery Driver Diaries, Part 1
- LWOP Held Unconstitutional For “Emerging Adults”
- 11th Circuit Revives Reform Prosecutor’s Suit Against DeSantis
- What Is An “Official Presidential Duty”?
- Tuesday Talk*: Should Paras Be Allowed To Fill Out Forms?
- But The Young Don’t Read
- The Relief Valve of Section 3
- Seaton: New Year, Dumb Ideas
- Unqualified Immunity For Claudine Gay
- The Children’s Crusade
- Judge Ann Aiken Goes Chaos Theory
- Tuesday Talk*: Is AI In Law Enforcement Worth It?
- For 2024, Risk Thinking
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December 2023
- Inflection Point 2023
- A City With No Soul
- Why Not “Just Win”?
- Thursday Talk*: Are Scholars Producing Lawyers?
- The Free Speech of Unlicensed Experts
- Recycling Elections, For Better Or Worse
- Christmas 2023
- The Tactic of Inflicting Christmas Misery
- Friedman’s Modest Proposal
- Seaton: The 2023 SJ Year In Review
- The Tragedy of Darth Plagiarism
- NY Court of Appeals Holds Sniff of Body Odor A Search
- Legal Aid Society Union Condemns Israel
- Tuesday Talk*: What Was Meadows’ Job?
- Solitary Man
- Identity or Character, The Young Have Chosen (Update)
- Liberals, Like Goldberg
- Seaton: A Very SJ Christmas Carol, 2023 Edition
- Short Take: The Boston Uninvited
- Will Social Justice Break Bronx Defenders?
- Halkides: Han Tak Lee and Erroneous Arson Lab Work
- Short Take: Straight To SCOTUS
- Tuesday Talk*: Empty Exceptions
- Quasi-Public Conduct And The Limits of Consent
- The Mouth On That Cop
- Seaton: A Mud Lick Christmas Miracle
- A Trap Of Their Own Making
- Short Take: It’s “A” Or Out
- Hypocrisy Is The New Black
- Tuesday Talk*: Should Deepfake Nudes Be Criminalized?
- The Luxury of Trust
- The Rot On His Own Side
- Dragging The Line: Can Appeals Save Trump?
- Seaton: The Night A Punk Froze Hell
- Short Take: Teaneck Board of Education’s VP’s Reply
November 2023
- Can Israel Buy Palestinians’ Love?
- They Wants, I Do Not
- Tuesday Talk*: After The Ceasefire
- A Citizen, Until Dr. Sobhani Wasn’t
- Drama In Queens
- Paying Attention To Attention
- Seaton: Drunk, Drunker And A Dog
- Quest For Quality, Durability And The Planet
- Thanksgiving, 2023
- Ceasefire Follies
- Tuesday Talk*: Can Conservative Law Survive?
- An Associate’s Final Solution
- Officer Or Not, It’s A Real Issue
- Acquitted By State, Feds Take Their Turns Against Hankison
- Seaton: A Thanksgiving Bet At The Knoll
- To AI Or Not To AI: Your Reputation And Your Clients’ Lives
- The Rediscovery of Osama Bin Laden
- Does An Image Inform Or Evoke?
- Tuesday Talk*: Does SCOTUS’ Code Of Ethics Fix Anything?
- Halkides: Circular Reasoning and Task-Irrelevant Information In The Mayfield Case
- Short Take: Birds Of A Feather
- But What If Trump Wins?
- Stefanik Turns Grievance Into Performance Art
- Seaton: Big Homey Makes Good
- Can Judges Refuse To Hire Hamas-Supporting Clerks?
- Parents’ Little Lies: Get Cellphones Out of School
- The House Refuses To Be “Gaslighted”
- Tuesday Talk*: If It’s About The Topic, Is it Discriminatory?
- When Banks Become Cops
- Holding Biden Hostage
- Is “Humanitarian Pause” A Real Thing?
- Seaton: The Kollision King
- The Wrong “Sacred” Rights
- Chemerinsky’s Epiphany And Responsibility
- Biden Orders “Trustworthy” AI Equity
October 2023
- Tuesday Talk*: Free Speech Or Vandalism?
- Cornell Can’t Pretend It’s Not Happening
- Short take: When Terrorism Goes Mainstream
- A Duty To Whom?
- Did The Toolkit Cross A Line?
- Friends Of The Devil
- NYT Still Trying To Salvage Its Lost Dignity Over Hamas
- Tuesday Talk*: A Three, Maybe More, Party System
- Dorm Space At Wellesley
- When Did Rape Become “It Depends”?
- No Safe Space From The Idiots On Campus
- Seaton: A Story About Cars
- The Importance Of Being Sidney
- Hamas Understands Brandolini’s Law
- Discrimination Against Haters Is A Crime In California
- Tuesday Talk*: Gagging A Candidate Or Criminal Defendant
- Short Take: The Death of “But For Video”
- When Life Is Cheap
- Harry Kalven Was Right, But Is It Too Late For Universities To Be Neutral?
- Jews In The Corner At Stanford
- Was NYU Law Student Ryna Workman Canceled? (Update)
- Halkides: Mistaking Cannabidiol For Tetrahydrocannabinol
- The Conflict Between Revenge Porn And Defense
- Tuesday Talk*: What’s Poor Harvard To Do?
- Goodbye, Columbus
- Murder And Rape For The Cause
- Jeffries Parries
- Seaton: Sheriff Roy’s Holiday
- Does Florida’s Transgender Bathroom Law Violate Free Speech?
- The Genius Tactic of Pissing Off The Judge
- …If You Can Keep It
- Tuesday Talk*: Fix It For Me
- What Were Sesay’s Options?
- Bowman’s Plausible Deniability (Update)
September 2023
- Short Take: Who Pays Taxes And More Taxes?
- Seaton: Helpful 2023 Halloween Hints
- Michigan Supreme Court’s Mx-Order
- Short Take: Sympathy From The Devil
- Tish James’ Dubious Win
- Tuesday Talk*: To Cover Or Not To Cover Trump
- Does Private Defamation Get Extra Protection If It’s A Matter of Public Concern?
- Would Regulated Plea Bargaining Be Better?
- The Pimps Of Northwestern
- Seaton: Fink’s Guide To Gainful Employment
- Do Clothes Make The Senator?
- Embracing Liars For Their Correct Lies
- DuVernay and Netflix Lose Summary Judgment Against Fairstein
- Tuesday Talk*: Does “Copaganda” Have A Point?
- The Hunter Gun Dilemma
- Why Is Cross So Feared?
- A Pit Is Still A Pit
- Seaton: Two Short Jokes For Your Consideration
- Mitt Romney’s Lunch Stories
- Is It A Privilege To Have Two Parents?
- Gibson’s Scandal, But For Whom?
- Tuesday Talk*: Recusal For Appearance of Impropriety
- It’s Not Forgotten Yet
- Title IX Kamikaze Appeals
- The Government’s Truth
- Seaton: Unsolicited Opinions On Football Season
- Short Take: Courtroom Staff’s Influence
- Was Hunter Biden’s Plea Deal A Contract?
- Will 22 Years Of Deterrence Work?
- The Privilege Of A Liberal Arts Education
- Labor Day, With An Auto Workers Strike Looming
- If Not Voters, Then Who?
- The Very Avoidable Killing of Ta’Kiya Young
- Seaton: When New Jersey Almost Became The Wrestling Capital Of The World
- The “Transformative” Invention of Title IX Sex Tribunals
August 2023
- Poor Rudy, Poorer Rudy
- 3d Circuit Reverses Holding Pennsylvania Rule 8.4(g) Unconstitutional
- Tuesday Talk*: Did The Georgia Indictment Push Too Far?
- Leave It To The Jury
- Court Holds Transgender Women Can Be Sorority Sisters
- No “Opt-Out” In Montgomery County
- Seaton: In Memoriam, Terry Funk
- What If The Prosecutor Just Gives Up?
- 2d Circuit Holds Vermont Law School Can Censor Mural
- Can “Government Speech” Go Too Far?
- Tuesday Talk*: Will Bail Conditions Be Enforced?
- Education Is Not Above Economics
- Revenge of The Unduly Passionate (Update)
- Short Take: There’s No Debate
- Seaton: Poking The Bear
- Prohibit or Require Woke Education
- When The Prosecution Wants Speedy Trials
- Who “Owns” The Right To Trial?
- Tuesday Talk*: Is It The RICO? (Update)
- Not All Lawyers
- Media Outrage Over The Marion County Record
- Housekeeping: Is It Still Worth It? (Update)
- Seaton: The Bash That Birthed A Lawsuit
- One Candidate Shy
- The Wrong And Unsurprising Removal of A Prosecutor
- Did Cenat Incite A Riot?
- Tuesday Talk*: Is The Theater Really Dead?
- Truckin’ To Bail Reform
- Televising The Trump Trial(s)
- Trump’s Threat And The Remedy
- Seaton: A Short List of People Who Need Killing
- What If Trump “Believed”?
- Trump, No Victim of Circumstance
- Tuesday Talk*: What About The NILFs?
July 2023
- The Streets of Oakland
- Salient Information With Disparate Impacts
- Schools Have Rules: Free Speech Winners
- Seaton: In Which I Take My Kids To Dollywood
- Dirty Dancing In Kansas
- The Bipartisan Ministry of Internet Truth
- Cyberattacks And Compromise of Attorney Client Confidences
- Tuesday Talk*: The Correlation of Wealth And Elite Admission
- Punishing Reviews To Control Votes
- He’s Yet To Be Convicted
- Seaton: Peach Thieves and Property Lines
- Tushnet Is Biden’s Eastman
- The “Common Modern Parlance” Of Rape
- Resistance Is Fruitless, Yo
- Tuesday Talk*: Can Rikers Be Saved?
- Race Should Not Be Made A Sentencing Factor
- A Defense of Acquitted Conduct Sentencing
- Judges, Don’t Shtup The Prosecutrix
- Seaton: The Ballad of Elden Kidd
- We Are All David Sosa
- Truth And The Government’s Truth
- The Fourth Vote At SCOTUS
- Tuesday Talk*: Is Lack Of “Collegiality” Cause For Punishment?
- Can Female Real Estate Agents Be Protected?
- Hirsch: Exactly When We Decided To Become A Lawyer
- Blame The Line Prosecutors
- Seaton: Sheriff Roy Goes To Prison
- Short Take: How Many “Does” Are There?
- The “Blatantly Unconstitutional” Injunction Against The Government
- Is Diversity Dead?
- Tuesday Talk*: Do Legacy Admissions Violate Title VI?
- Kagan: Better Bureaucracy Than Judiciary
- The Moral Panic in HR
- To Waive and Modify
June 2023
- Seaton: Sheriff Roy’s Confessional
- Competing Views of Equal Protection
- A Condition of Employment
- When “Breaking Things” Costs Lives
- Tuesday Talk*: Admissions After Affirmative Action
- Much Less Than Quasi-Judicial
- What The Submersible Raised
- Circumventing Confrontation By Burying Bruton
- Seaton: A Meeting At A Country Market
- Alito Defending Alito
- The Abhorrent Free Speech of Off-Duty Cops
- Blame Delaware US Attorney David Weiss
- Tuesday Talk*: Is Par-Don A Good Solution?
- But What About The Execution?
- Cancel The Godfather
- When Tinker Met Gender
- Seaton At The Movies: The John Wick Films
- The Bar Exam Is Not The Problem
- Will Civil Forfeiture Reform Actually Happen This Time?
- Will Cannon Recuse?
- Tuesday Talk*: Would You Represent Trump?
- Chemerinsky Shoots Blanks At SCOTUS
- SPLC Hates Moms Who Hate Woke
- The Trump Presidential Library
- Seaton: In Memoriam, The Iron Sheik
- He’s “Innocent,” Send Money
- Lies, Damn Lies and Election Lies
- Santos’ Secret Sureties
- Tuesday Talk*: For The Birds
- “Vocational Awe” On The Picket Line
- Ten Years Detained
- Was Rehnquist A Segregationist?
- Seaton: Project Alpha (Or My All-Time Favorite Con)
- DEI, Inc.
- Pronouns By Committee
May 2023
- The First Rule of Debate Club
- The Unnoticed Murders
- Memorial Day 2023
- Beyond The Gown
- A “Reliable” Source
- Seaton: The Parent-Teacher Conference
- Supreme Court Holds Retaining Tax Sale Excess Is A Taking
- The Flip Side of Fired For Pronouns
- The Forsyth County Conundrum
- Tuesday Talk*: Should Law Students Be Taught To Hack?
- The Fall of Rachael Rollins
- The Trade-Off of Second Chances
- Does SCOTUS Get Art?
- Seaton: Writers’ Strike, The Conclusion
- The Battle In The Escambia County School Library
- Is Workplace Drug Testing “Absurd”?
- Is The Pot Experiment Failing?
- Guns In The Hands Of Children
- CUNY Law School: Still Intolerant
- Gaines Raises Questions That Deserve More Than A Beating
- From Whence Does A Norm Derive?
- Seaton: Writers’ Strike, Week 2
- The Charging of Daniel Penny
- And A Cat Named “Vagina”
- Due Process? Trump Got It, Good and Hard
- Tuesday Talk*: Can Mass Shootings Be Prevented In A RKBA Nation?
- Is The Debt Limit Unconstitutional Under 14th Amendment, Section 4?
- Stop The Trains From Running On Time
- Confident In Its Ultimate Victory
- Seaton: Writers’ Strike
- The Tragedies of Jordan Neely’s Death
- Taking Diversity Beyond Reason
- What Would The ERA Do Today?
- Tuesday Talk*: Fair Questions On Cross
- What About The “Recidivism Premium”?
April 2023
- Dehumanizing or Infantilizing?
- What’s In A Honk?
- Seaton: Flying American’s Unfriendly Skies
- Disrupting Legislatures
- Debate: It Was Wrong To Boot The Tennessee Two
- Debate: Expel Harder Next Time
- Kids And National Security Secrets
- Tuesday Talk*: Will Tucker Be Missed?
- Exploitation At Stanford Law School
- When Defamers Aren’t The Victims
- Panic And The Ability To Talk About It
- Seaton: Jokes To End An Exhausting Week
- The Seven Sisters of Wyoming
- An Homage To Truth Over Popularity
- Does The Dominion v. Fox Settlement Matter?
- Tuesday Talk*: Would A Supreme Court Code of Ethics Work?
- Tennessee Fails, Good Intentions Notwithstanding.
- The Relativity of True Crime
- Cruising The Danube
- The “Other Crime(s)” Remain A Mystery
- Tuesday Talk*: Are The Judges Wrong To Add Stanford To The List?
- Killing Liberal Arts
- Mutually Assured Prosecution
- Fit To Be Tied
March 2023
- Seaton: Thoughts On “The Voice”
- The “Unprecedented” Indictment
- Victim’s Rights Trump Innocence
- Title IX Outside The Jurisdiction
- Tuesday Talk*: But Should He Teach?
- What Does a Law School DEI Dean Do?
- Short Take: Does Levi’s Have The Answer?
- Short Take: Everybody Else On The Block
- Bard AI Tries Its Hand At “Sheriff Roy in Mudlick”
- Talk is Cheap, Dean Martinez
- With The Bank’s Permission
- Will Amici Help or Hurt?
- Tuesday Talk*: Bragg Can, But Should He?
- Is The NY Prosecution of Trump Time Barred? (Update)
- Free Speech Meets Legal Advice
- Otte: A $10M Bandage For Pennsylvania’s Poor
- Should “Youthful Offender” Treatment Impair Self-Defense?
- Seaton: The SJ Guide to St. Paddy’s Day 2023
- Defining “Woke” (Update)
- How Do You Solve A Problem Like Amy Wax?
- Tuesday Talk*: Beyond Stanford, Are Law Schools Lost? (Update)
- DoJ Opposes Ending “Acquitted Conduct Sentencing”
- Can You Trust Your Doctor?
- When Deans Shake
- Seaton: Sheriff Roy Gets A Physical
- It’s About The Nail
- Who Is To Blame For Rule By The Pen?
- Can Tucker Carlson Change Anything About 1/6?
- Tuesday Talk*: But Would They Win?
- DeSantis’ “Actual Malice” Problem
- The “Other” PCP
- Halkides: The Blood That Was Really Paint
- Short Take: The Price of Being “Shitty”
- Seaton: The Child Care Song
- Private Punishment When The Law Can’t
- What’s A “Major” Question?
- Is An Academic Pet Project Worth Destroying A Kid’s Life? (Update)
February 2023
- Tuesday Talk*: DeSantis’ Bludgeon
- Are Guns The New “Golden Calf”?
- Hallucination: Sounds Like Law
- The Leopards Ate Vincent Lloyd’s Face
- Seaton: Three Jokes
- Lights, Cameras, Ratings
- The Hubris of Reimagining Section 230
- Journalism, Not Dead Yet
- Tuesday Talk*: Are Cellphones To Blame For Teen Misery?
- Shame, The Last Refuge of Scoundrels
- Short Take: The Employee Mentality
- A Team Player
- Seaton Gets Red-Assed About Dinks
- Fact This Is Not
- Laws and Letters
- How Much Should Cops Pay?
- No Talk Tuesday*: Racially Hostile Environment For White Male Employees?
- If Not Law, Then Why Bother?
- Pot Luck (Update)
- The Victim’s Wishes
- Seaton: The Man Who Saved Pro Wrestling
- Disproportionate To What?
- AI and The New Junk Forensic Science
- 4th Circuit Holds Livestreaming Traffic Stop May Be Protected
- Tuesday Talk*: Should Protest Become “Domestic Terrorism”?
- French Fries
- Educational Value
- Seaton: But His Emails (Rabbit Year Edition)
- The Word Resist
- Fear of Outing At Yale
- Harder Still To Find A Surety
January 2023
- Tuesday Talk*: How Much Hardship Is Due?
- Criminalizing The Impossible
- Credential Creep
- The Hundreds Who Will Follow Tyre Nichols
- Seaton: The Slapfight
- The Fool’s Guide To Person-First
- Is A Unanimous Jury Too Much To Ask For Death?
- Is “Tradition of Regulation” A Free Speech Exception?
- Tuesday Talk*: Are Sponsorships The Next Title IX Violation?
- In Loco Parentis
- A.I. For The Defense
- What’s A SCOTUS Marshal To Do?
- Seaton Review: Night Court
- Short Take: In Baldwin’s Defense
- LaSalle Voted Down
- Safety Takes A Back Seat In Seattle
- Tuesday Talk*: To Enforce Anyway?
- The Reimagination of Martin Luther King, Jr.
- Why Wouldn’t They Come?
- Poor Form By Former NY Judges
- Seaton: Alabama’s Robot Lawyer
- Rebutting The Bail Reform Act’s Presumption of Detention
- When Public Defenders Suffer “Moral Injury”
- What Of The Hamline University “Snitch”?
- Tuesday Talk*: Open Thread
- “Purposefully Unequal” By Concealing Merit
- The Browning of Suburbia
- Norm, Deleted
- Seaton: A Redneck’s Disney Vacation
- 5 Myths About Mythbusting
- Short Take: More SCOTUS To Hate
- Duress As Defense To Unintentional Murder
- Tuesday Talk*: Sitting Next To Santos
- Victim U.
- If It’s All Good, Then Why Is It Stigmatizing?