Dead Language Society
English is weirder than you think. A weekly dive into the hidden history of everyday words. Click to read Dead Language Society, by Colin Gorrie, a Substack publication with tens of thousands of subscribers.
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2026 45
- Can you understand English’s closest relatives?
- Languages don’t change due to laziness (except when they do)
- How the internet killed the paragraph
- How to teach yourself linguistics
- “Corn” is a weird word
- What have the Normans ever done for us?
- Against Cicerofishing
- My kingdom for a *h₁éḱwos!
- Medieval beach reads
- Does your name belong in the Odyssey?
- I’m writing a book!
- The fatal letter
- “Weird” is a weird word
- The long shadow of the Celtic languages
- Why the word “mead” shows up in Chinese
- Why we love 19th-century writing
- Sir Gawain and the Green Knight Book Club 4. 1998–2530
- When will Modern English end?
- There’s no such thing as g-droppin’
- Sir Gawain and the Green Knight Book Club 3. 1126–1997
- How to read Beowulf (and actually enjoy it)
- English has no future
- Sir Gawain and the Green Knight Book Club 2. 491–1125
- The ancient logic of “snuck”
- Why you’re not supposed to end a sentence with a preposition
- Sir Gawain and the Green Knight Book Club 1: 1–490
- The Canterbury Commute
- How to pronounce Middle English
- Why you should read Sir Gawain and the Green Knight
- A bluffer’s guide to etymology
- Why the verb “to be” is so irregular
- The age when English could do anything
- No, Shakespeare didn’t invent those words
- Why English spelling actually does make sense
- Leave the em-dash alone
- Why the worst idea in linguistics won’t die
- How far back in time can you understand English?
- What happens when languages collide?
- 1066 didn't change English (but 1250 did)
- Etymology is a growth industry
- What if Beowulf had been written by Shakespeare?
- Scots, English, and the linguistic uncanny valley
- Were Old Norse and Old English a single language?
- The dead language tier list
- Why people fail at learning languages
2025 67
- “Christmas” is a weird word
- European languages are exotic
- Beowulf Book Club 6: 2592–3182
- How debt shaped the way we speak
- The wild world of grammatical gender
- Beowulf Book Club 5: 1963–2591
- Why people feel entitled to correct your grammar online
- The English language’s wild century
- The origin of nothing
- How the letter E almost ruined English poetry
- What is a Hallow, anyway?
- How to end a sentence with style
- “God” is a weird word
- How iambic pentameter really works
- Beowulf Book Club 4: 1396–1962
- How rhyme works (and why)
- The hidden logic of nicknames
- The beginner’s guide to Early Modern English
- What people get wrong about Elizabethan English
- When did English become English?
- Sing, sang, sung and other linguistic fossils
- Beowulf Book Club 3: 916–1396
- “Big” is a weird word
- The strangest letter of the alphabet
- A detective’s guide to English place names
- The Celtic roots of English
- No, that word doesn’t come from an acronym
- The ancient poetic law that explains basically everything
- Beowulf Book Club 2: 400–915
- Is Beowulf based on true events?
- The case for Middle English
- Modern English doesn’t come from “Old English”
- “Boy” is a weird word
- Why you speak more Latin than you think
- How to write poetry like Tolkien
- How the alphabet began
- Why ChatGPT writes like that
- How the Anglo-Saxons learned languages
- Beowulf Book Club 1: 1–399
- How to get started with Old English poetry
- How the Industrial Revolution changed English
- Could Beowulf see blue?
- Why English doesn’t use accents
- “Dog” is a weird word
- How to reconstruct dead languages
- What came before English?
- Don’t read Heaney’s Beowulf
- Why English spelling will never make sense
- The lost letters of the English alphabet
- The first English-speaking pope
- How the Goths changed the fate of Europe
- The king named ‘Little Daddy’
- Never trust your father's brother
- The strange death of English ‘R’
- Do Americans really speak like Shakespeare?
- The ancient art of beating about the bush
- “She” is a weird word
- Why you (kinda) speak like a Viking
- The 1000-year-old riddles we still can't solve
- How the Black Death reshaped English
- When poetry didn’t rhyme
- The economics of dragon slaying
- When English worked like Latin
- Where monsters come from
- The invention that ruined English writing
- Beowulf and other losers
- The Frankish paradox
2024 8
- Enthusiasm for learning “dead” languages is more alive than ever
- A complete curriculum for learning Old English
- Potential "Controversies" in Ōsweald Bera
- Ōsweald is here!
- The power of narrative in language learning
- How to unlock ancient languages by being a fish out of water
- How is a story about a talking bear supposed to teach me Old English?
- The Winged Schwa is Back