Ed Jefferson
Hello, I'm Ed and I do a bunch of different stuff including making internet-powered interactive things (e.g. comedy karaoke), and writing for places like The Guardian, Time Out and the New Statesman. I also work…
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- 335 from 7 Aug 2004 to 26 Oct 2026
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2026 11
- Minecraft, Lima and the end of the world: why I locked down Wikipedia
- Could Hannah Fry have predicted what would happen in The Traitors using data?
- Can you predict what happens in The Traitors using data?
- UpThames #2b: Walton-on-the-Naze to Clacton-on-Sea
- STREAMING WARS: The Stone Roses VS Michael Jackson
- UpThames #2a: Walton-on-the-Naze to Walton-on-the-Naze
- UpThames #1c: Little Oakley to Walton-on-the-Naze
- UpThames #1b: Dovercourt to Little Oakley
- UpThames #1a: Harwich to Dovercourt
- I went to the best and worst McDonald’s In London because I place no value on my time even though I will be dead one day
- UpThames #0: I Did Not Mean To Go To Sea
2025 2
2024 24
- The Mews Letter:#22: THE SWEENEY… THE SWEENEY… THE SWEENEY…
- The Mews Letter:#21: ALL THE MEWS YOU CAN NEWS
- The Mews Letter:#20: The information I have collected about Chessington World Of Adventures
- The Mews Letter:#19: Barnet, Barnet, so good they named it in several contradictory ways
- The Mews Letter:#18: The Day The GLC Was Invaded By Goats
- The Mews Letter:#17: And did those feet in ancient times, walk on a Mews?
- The Mews Letter:#16: Click On This If You Wish To Learn Things About Mewses
- The Mews Letter:#15: PEDESTRIANISE THIS!
- The Mews Letter:#14: Competitive Consecutive Bus Catching For Beginners
- The Mews Letter:#13: What’s London’s longest road name and CAN YOU HANDLE THE TRUTH??
- The Mews Letter:#12: Up the Junction
- The Mews Letter:#11: BRRM! BRRM!
- The Mews Letter:#10: An Accidental Mews Pub Crawl
- The Mews Letter:#9: You’ve Never Seen Anything Like It
- The Mews Letter:#8: Horse Manure Fake News
- The Mews Letter:#7: Prambulation
- The Mews Letter:#6: Ghosts Of Airports Future
- The Mews Letter:#5: Vote, Vote, Vote for Nigel Mews
- The Mews Letter:#4: Where The Streets Change Their Names
- The Mews Letter:#3: APOSTROPHE CATASTROPHE
- The Mews Letter:#2: Open this e-mail to see a donkey drinking a pint of beer
- The Mews Letter:#1: I am just going outside and may be some time
- How to avoid awkward silences (at video game themed comedy karaoke nights)
- Why do London buses keep disappearing? (And how I’m trying to find them again).
2023 3
2022 5
2021 7
2020 18
- #89: 211 (2018)
- #88: Looking Glass (2018)
- Musical Motivators (Barratt Homes)
- Tackling ageism in the workplace head on (Raconteur)
- #87: Mandy (2018)
- #86: Dark (2017)
- #85: The Humanity Bureau (2017)
- #84: Mom and Dad (2017)
- Podcast appearance: Caged In
- #82: Vengeance – A Love Story (2017)
- The world’s 15 most spectacular train stations (Time Out)
- Website Speed League (Uswitch)
- Trailer Time Machine
- How to run a Karaoke night in Lockdown
- How to escape quarantine without going outside
- Maraoke: Ed VS small paper cards
- Your personalisation strategy needs a shake-up (Raconteur)
- I decided to set the record for travelling on the most London buses in numerical order, for some reason
2019 23
- Here’s everything we learned from this election-themed tube map we just made
- What would a fairer version of the TfL fare zones look like?
- Which London borough has the worst pubs? (CityMetric)
- Which London borough has the worst pubs? An important CityMetric investigation
- Here’s the longest you could get trapped in the train doors for on every London Underground line (CityMetric)
- Urban Footprint (Geotab/Distilled)
- Here’s the longest you could get trapped in the train doors for on every London Underground line
- Time To Commute (Geotab/Distilled)
- Of course the Victorians walked faster. They didn’t have Instagram and map apps (The Guardian)
- 13 things I learned from reading a list of 1,669 historically important English parks
- Park Life: A brief history of Vauxhall Pleasure Gardens
- 22 other skyscrapers that we assume will be joining the Tulip on the London skyline
- Park life: Where are the world’s smallest and largest parks?
- Park Life: on John Claudius Loudon, the father of the modern park
- Park Life: Nudity, death and bears in West Hendon
- Park life: What’s the best park in London to hold a duel?
- Park Life: On the repeated incineration of Alexandra Palace
- Park Life: On Burgess Park, the ever growing open space in south London
- Park Life: The Zürich park which decriminalised heroin
- The Oscars last went hostless in 1989. It ruined a man’s career (New Statesman)
- Park Life: In search of the lost palace of Wanstead Park
- 11 things I’ve learned as a pre-Crossrail Crossrail commuter
- The rise and fall of the point-and-click adventure game (New Statesman)
2018 32
- A brief history of airline booking systems
- America’s Highest Roads (Geotab/Distilled)
- “Lord of the Rings is racist about orcs” is not an important new front in the Culture War (New Statesman)
- Just a big map of the cost of a return ticket from London to almost everywhere else in the country
- Are budget airlines really charging families to sit with their own children? (New Statesman)
- Which cities have appeared the most in Doctor Who?
- Maraoke
- Bites of the Big Apple (Crimson Hexagon/Distilled)
- Do British cities have grid systems? We used science to find out (CityMetric)
- Do British cities have grid systems? We used science to find out
- Sacha Baron Cohen’s Who Is America is a fitting metaphor for the US, but unsatisfying TV (New Statesman)
- How (not) to write a sequel to Lord of the Rings (New Statesman)
- 14 things we learned from a list of every bus stop in London (CityMetric)
- 14 things we learned from a list of every bus stop in London
- The Best Day For Your Big Day (Distilled/Bloomingdale’s)
- A celebration of 70 years of Walkers trying to sell you crisps in truly bizarre ways (New Statesman)
- How a 17th century war, the Queen and a desperate Swiss TV executive led to Eurovision (New Statesman)
- Nine ways to keep The Wright Stuff going without Matthew Wright (New Statesman)
- No, China isn’t Black Mirror – social credit scores are more complex and sinister than that (New Statesman)
- A Load Of Old Bollards (Skylines Podcast)
- Westworld tricked its fans with a spoiler prank – but is the show even worth spoiling? (New Statesman)
- Bollards (City of London Showoff)
- Can sleep really make you fitter? (Hyde & Sleep)
- How (Not) To Write A Sequel To Lord Of The Rings (The Over-Analyser’s Book Club)
- 12 things we learned by reading every single National Rail timetable (CityMetric)
- 12 things we learned by reading every single National Rail timetable
- How does the humble street bollard connect Napoleon to Carillion via Welsh devolution? (CityMetric)
- How does the humble street bollard connect Napoleon to Carillion via Welsh devolution?
- 16 things we learned from a list of every single road name in Great Britain (CityMetric)
- 16 things we learned from a list of every single road name in Great Britain
- 21 TfL bus announcements that would improve Londoners lives more than ‘Hold on, the bus is about to move’ (CityMetric)
- 21 TfL bus announcements that would improve Londoners lives more than ‘Hold on, the bus is about to move’
2017 41
- Who’s had sex with the most British monarchs (on screen)? (New Statesman)
- Whisky Cheat Sheet (The Overtake/Cooper King Distillery)
- #81: Arsenal (2017)
- #80: Army Of One (2016)
- #79: Dog Eat Dog (2016)
- After Harry weds Meghan, who is the most eligible prince of them all? (New Statesman)
- #78: USS Indianapolis: Men of Courage (2016)
- #77: Snowden (2016)
- The decline of the Today programme: How bust-ups replaced debate (politics.co.uk)
- Apparently I am a xennial now – where will this end? (New Statesman)
- Where are the best and worst cities in the UK to make films? (CityMetric)
- Where are the best and worst cities in the UK to make films?
- Is Star Trek stuck in the past? (HeroCollector)
- Star Trek’s Deadliest Captains (HeroCollector)
- From Princess of Wales to Queen of Tat – the peculiar commercialisation of Diana (New Statesman)
- Where actually is South London? (CityMetric)
- Where actually is South London?
- Star Trek 25th Anniversary – still the best Trek game (HeroCollector)
- A man in a iron mask spent most of 1908 pushing a pram around England. Nobody knows why (CityMetric)
- A man in a iron mask spent most of 1908 pushing a pram around England. Nobody knows why
- Ill-judged and random – why Britain’s system for saving old buildings is a farce (The Guardian)
- Star Trek: Who are the true stars? (HeroCollector)
- “The absolute dogs in office skills”: why aren’t millennials queuing up for this amazing job? (New Statesman)
- Dead Men On Dollar Bills (Advisa/Distilled)
- A considered critique of an attempt to predict the future of the emergency vehicle (CityMetric)
- A considered critique of an attempt to predict the future of the emergency vehicle
- What’s the best way to cross the Thames in London? We’ve ranked all 63 options (CityMetric)
- The Most Dangerous Days to Drive (Geotab/Distilled)
- What’s the best way to cross the Thames in London? We’ve ranked all 63 options
- Productivity tips from scientists (Mendeley/Distilled)
- Where exactly are the Wombles named after? We made a map (CityMetric)
- Where exactly are the Wombles named after? We made a map
- Lord Buckethead vs Theresa May – meet the UK’s weirdest political parties (New Statesman)
- The Most Dangerous Highways in America (Geotab/Distilled)
- How To Win An Olivier Award (London Theatre/Distilled)
- The worst Oscar-winning films of all time (New Statesman)
- Come see me do comedy at Book Showoff, 28th Feb
- What’s new in Wetherspoon News? A close reading of the political magazine of our times (New Statesman)
- Check Me Out (Yours clothing/Distilled)
- CageClub: Arsenal
- Why I’m sick of fake theorists lamenting the “millennial problem” (New Statesman)
2016 108
- Talking about walking on the CityMetric Skylines podcast
- Lost Eiffel Towers and Euston Arches (CityMetric)
- Protecting the view: how St Paul’s Cathedral has been shaping the rest of London for centuries
- 12 of the worst slogans ever used to promote cities
- What happens when urban development corporations inexplicably decide to make terrible pop music?
- #83: Inconceivable (2017)
- How London lost its Eiffel Tower
- 7 other things we should consider building in front of Euston station for no particularly good reason
- Is this the most vile act of tube map trolling ever committed?
- The Changing Face Of The BBC (GoCompare/Distilled)
- The central London airports that (mostly) never were
- How likely are the plots of each Black Mirror episode to happen? (New Statesman)
- PodCage interview
- The most misunderstood man in Hollywood? What I learned from watching every Nicolas Cage film (New Statesman)
- #76: The Trust (2016)
- #75: Pay The Ghost (2015)
- #74: The Runner (2015)
- “He died in a wheelbarrow, for gin-related reasons”: the strange tale of London’s Mayors of Garratt (CityMetric)
- “He died in a wheelbarrow, for gin-related reasons”: the strange tale of London’s Mayors of Garratt
- #73: Dying Of The Light (2014)
- #72: Left Behind (2014)
- #71: Outcast (2014)
- #70: Rage (2014)
- Message from the Unseen World (UVA/Futurecity)
- Learn all 22 sex positions, with the Us Vs Th3m totally work-safe guide to sex! (UsVsTh3m)
- Ventures of the PayPal Mafia (Fleximize/Distilled)
- #69: Joe (2013)
- #68: The Frozen Ground (2013)
- #67: The Croods (2013)
- #66: Stolen (2012)
- Want a Blue Plaque? Here’s how to guarantee you’ll get one (CityMetric)
- Want a Blue Plaque? Here’s how to guarantee you’ll get one
- #65: Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2012)
- #64: Seeking Justice/Justice (2011)
- #63: Trespass (2011)
- #62: Drive Angry (2011)
- #61: Season of the Witch (2011)
- #60: The Sorcerer’s Apprentice (2010)
- #58: The Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans (2009)
- #59: Kick-Ass (2010)
- #57: Astro Boy (2009)
- #56: G-Force (2009)
- #55: Knowing (2009)
- #54: Bangkok Dangerous (2008)
- From Platform 0 to Platform 9¾: The strange world of British Rail mathematics (CityMetric)
- From Platform 0 to Platform 9¾: The strange world of British Rail mathematics
- #53: National Treasure: Book Of Secrets (2007)
- #52: Next (2007)
- #51: Werewolf Women of the SS (2007)
- #50: Ghost Rider (2007)
- We Used The New Nicolas Cage Film To Choose Our Lottery Numbers (Comedy Central)
- #49: World Trade Center (2006)
- #48: The Wicker Man (2006)
- #47: The Ant Bully (2006)
- #46: The Weather Man (2005)
- #45: Lord of War (2005)
- #44: National Treasure (2004)
- #43: Matchstick Men (2003)
- A complete survey of the available Nicolas Cage-related biographical literature (Book Showoff)
- #42: Sonny (2002)
- #41: Adaptation (2002)
- #40: Windtalkers (2002)
- #39: Christmas Carol: The Movie (2001)
- #38: Captain Corelli’s Mandolin (2001)
- #37: The Family Man (2000)
- #36: Gone In 60 Seconds (2000)
- #35: Bringing Out The Dead (1999)
- #34: 8mm (1999)
- Who are the most important British monarchs, as judged using pub names (CityMetric)
- Who are the most important British monarchs? (As judged using pub names)
- #33: Snake Eyes (1998)
- #32: City Of Angels (1998)
- #31: Face/Off (1997)
- #30: Con Air (1997)
- #29: The Rock (1996)
- #28: Leaving Las Vegas (1995)
- #27: Kiss Of Death (1995)
- #26: Trapped In Paradise (1994)
- #25: It Could Happen To You (1994)
- #24: Guarding Tess (1994)
- #23: Red Rock West (1994)
- #22: Deadfall (1994)
- The Ianto Shrine: The Cardiff landmark that commemorates a man who never was (CityMetric)
- The Ianto Shrine: The Cardiff landmark that commemorates a man who never was
- #21: Amos & Andrew (1993)
- #20: Saturday Night Live (1992)
- #19: Honeymoon In Vegas (1992)
- #18: Zandalee (1991)
- #17: Wild At Heart (1990)
- #16: Industrial Symphony No. 1 (1990)
- Winning The Lottery With Nicolas Cage
- #15: Fire Birds/Wing Of The Apache (1990)
- #14: Tempo di uccidere/Time to Kill (1989)
- #13: Vampire’s Kiss (1989)
- #12: Never on Tuesday (1989)
- #11: Moonstruck (1987)
- #10: Raising Arizona (1987)
- #9: Peggy Sue Got Married (1986)
- #8: The Boy In Blue (1986)
- #7: Birdy (1984)
- #6: The Cotton Club (1984)
- #5: Racing With The Moon (1984)
- #4: Valley Girl (1983)
- #3: Rumble Fish (1983)
- #2: Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982)
- #1: The Best Of Times (1981)
- Explanation
- The Careers Of The Founders (Fleximize/Distilled)
2015 11
- My Film Reviews Of Films 2015 Edition
- S Club 7 are reuniting: but do they actually like each other? We found out, using Twitter (UsVsTh3m)
- I conducted Myers-Briggs personality assessments of London’s 11 tube lines. Here’s what I learnt
- I built 5 stupid Twitter robots and they failed to fill the void in my heart
- Shut up, ‘Why did the chicken cross the road?’ isn’t about the afterlife
- Will the result of the election affect our chances at Eurovision? (Mirror Online)
- The best reason to vote Labour: Doctor Who is better under Labour governments (Mirror Online)
- Here’s why Vin Diesel is 100% correct that Fast & Furious 7 should win an Oscar (Mirror Online)
- 17 strange things that happened in kids’ TV show Rainbow (Mirror Online)
- Neighbours is turning 30: How many of these crazy storylines do you remember? (Mirror Online)
- Here’s the definitive list of the 9 worst Doctor Who stories of all time (Mirror Online)
2014 7
- My Film Reviews Of Films 2014 Edition
- Taylor Swift Fan-Fiction Fridays 1-5
- Myers-Briggs Testing The Tube @ Wikimedia Conference 2014
- Why is the House of Commons often so empty, and how angry should we be about it? (UsVsTh3m)
- Wikipedia: autofellatio selfies and one man’s quest to become the Face of Ambivalence (UsVsTh3m)
- 30 Things To Do Before You’re 30
- Twitter Alphabet Power Illuminati – inside the world of single-character usernames (UsVsTh3m)
2013 5
2012 23
- Small World Syndrome
- Ambivalence
- Taylor Swift Gets Lost
- Colour swatch for Taylor Swift’s “Red”
- TfL #10
- One Life Left: Our Game
- Get Ahod Of The Goms
- TfL #9
- TfL #8
- TfL #7
- TfL #6
- TfL #5
- TfL #4
- TfL #3
- TfL #2
- Paper tweets
- TfL #1
- Jelly
- North (4)
- North (3)
- Talking about fish paste and eating out-of-date snacks on Shift Run Stop
- North (2)
- North (1)