Experimental History
1) Find what's true and make it useful. 2) Publish every other Tuesday. 3) Photo cred: my dad. Click to read Experimental History, by Adam Mastroianni, a Substack publication with hundreds of thousands of subscribers.
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- 143 from 1 Jan 2022 to 28 Oct 2026
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2026 23
- Fake it ‘til you make it (and then keep faking it)
- Claude, don’t touch my lump
- The Strangest Idea in the World
- There is no epidemic of loneliness, but there is an epidemic of scurvy
- Actually good advice
- I like 'em thick
- Incentives are for losers
- Blog Jamboree 2026: The Winners
- The Decline of Deviance 2
- The most wonderful thing that happened to Tommy McHugh
- Stop eating Lady Gaga's Oreos
- Only insane people use the internet
- Shame them, shun them, ban them, beat them!
- The 3rd Annual Blog Post Competition, Extravaganza, and Jamboree
- Nothing ever dies. It merely becomes embarrassing.
- Infinite midwit
- Help I'm being persecuted
- The one science reform we can all agree on, but we're too cowardly to do
- I swear the UFO is coming any minute
- Underrated ways to change the world, vol. II
- I know your secret
- Text is king
- How to be less awkward
2025 27
- The drug that taught me how much I should suffer
- Secrets of the ancient memelords
- You say potato, I say leprosy
- The Decline of Deviance
- Bamboozle me, daddy
- Thank you for being annoying
- Blog Extravaganza 2025: the winners
- Use this magic bullet to shoot yourself in the foot
- Bag of words, have mercy on us
- Do conversations end when people want them to?
- Revenge of the Blockheads
- Underrated ideas in psychology, vol. III
- Face it: you're a crazy person
- Three Dumb Studies for your consideration
- The Second Annual Blog Post Competition, Extravaganza, and Jamboree
- New paradigm for psychology just dropped
- 28 slightly rude notes on writing
- How I became a British meme
- The Bluetooth Test and other keyholes to the soul
- Be myself? I'd rather die
- Death by klaxon
- Hey would you mind killing that patient for me thnx
- Funding science is actually a badass thing to do
- REPOST: Science is a strong-link problem
- Just do your dance already
- How to feel bad and be wrong
- Two stupid facts that rule the world
2024 31
- The end is nigh and here's why
- The day the world didn't end
- The Anarchist and the Hockey Stick
- Underrated ways to change the world
- Lead pipes are dangerous? Make 'em mandatory
- Both Democrats and Republicans can pass the Ideological Turing Test
- If you have Imposter Syndrome, maybe you're on to something
- Is psychology going to Cincinnati?
- [REPOST] Good conversations have lots of doorknobs
- Katalin Karikó and the bottomless scam
- Blog Extravaganza: The Winners
- There's a place for everyone
- Bloodletting, leeches, and other FDA-approved treatments
- Good ideas don't need bayonets
- Who's got the guts to go to the moon?
- The first transmissions from Science House
- REPOST: Excuse me but why are you eating so many frogs
- Surely you can be serious
- The Summer 2024 Blog Post Competition, Extravaganza, and Jamboree
- How to get 7th graders to smoke
- Underrated ideas in psychology, volume II
- The magic soup debacle is finally over
- 12 baseless opinions about having good conversations
- Startling differences between humans and jukeboxes
- Science will only end once we've licked all the objects in the universe
- I come from the Isle of Ghouls
- You can't be too happy, literally
- A slightly tipsy investigation into my wife's superpower
- Declining trust in Zeus is a technology
- The Slop School of Internet Success and other lies about cyberspace
- So you wanna de-bog yourself
2023 33
- There are no statistics in the Kingdom of God
- Please cheat, I'm begging you
- The grim tale of Grimcrack and other grim tales
- How to get funnier, and why you shouldn't
- How to drive a stake through your own good heart
- Let me rattle your itty bitty ear bones
- On the importance of staring directly into the sun
- I sent Paul Bloom an email
- Let’s build a fleet and change the world
- I’m so sorry for psychology’s loss, whatever it is
- Sorry pal, this woo is irreducible
- How many people has Dolly Parton killed?
- An invitation to a secret society
- Negotiation Part III: the Rat King of New York
- The illusion of moral decline
- You should not open a door and see someone pooping
- Negotiation Pt. II: Welcome to the hovel
- I wanted to be a teacher but they made me a cop
- A whole negotiation class in three posts (Pt. I)
- Help there's a dead CEO in my head
- Science is a strong-link problem
- The mystery of the Cleveland airport consumerism shrine
- Brain training begins in the hips
- Sunshine on my buttcheeks
- You can't reach the brain through the ears
- Mr. Midnight Meatball Sub
- It's very weird to have a skull full of poison
- You're probably wrong about how things have changed
- MYSTERY POST #3: Substack & science: a conversation with Erik Hoel
- MYSTERY POST #2: Better for being worse
- The radical idea that people aren't stupid
- MYSTERY POST #1: my dad
- The Experimental History experiment
2022 29
- The dance of the naked emperors
- The rise and fall of peer review
- How to keep cakes moist and cause the greatest tragedies of the 20th century
- Things could be better
- Socially acceptable anxiety is still anxiety
- This movie has a 3% on Rotten Tomatoes and I'm in it
- The great myths of political hatred
- Psychology might be a big stinkin’ load of hogwash and that’s just fine
- Excuse me but why are you eating so many frogs
- Psychology is experimental history
- Why aren't smart people happier?
- Proposed Edits to the Shared Google Doc of American Culture Upon Returning from a Faraway Land
- You'll forget most of what you learn. What should you do about that?
- Oligopoly Everywhere
- Reading the news is the new smoking
- Underrated ideas in psychology
- Ideas aren’t getting harder to find and anyone who tells you otherwise is a coward and I will fight them
- Pop Culture Has Become an Oligopoly
- The Five Tools of Hedonic Design
- Against All Applications
- Grant funding is broken. Here's how to fix it.
- You should not open a door and see someone pooping
- Good conversations have lots of doorknobs
- Bureaucratic psychosis
- Can you kill God with laser beams and atom bombs?
- Psychology is experimental history
- 450 million guns and other predictions for 2050
- The Traffic Apocalypse, the False Messiahs, and the Muncie Plan
- The secret shock study