The Curious Engineer

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2007–2008

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December 2008

  1. New Years Eve 2008: ACT Theatre
  2. Social Security: Giant Ponzi Scheme
  3. How to Build & Promote A Website
  4. Debate: Religion Vs. Evolution
  5. iPhone 3G Sadness
  6. Sexual Assault is Baaad… Mmmkay?
  7. Gran Torino Movie Review
  8. Mortgage Interest Rate Video
  9. Funny Bobby Bird & Chonto Video
  10. My Body Is Not a Temple, My Body is a PALACE!
  11. Funny Old Gregg Video
  12. Seattle Snow Storm
  13. Merry Christmas!
  14. Dreams of Insecurity
  15. Monday Night Dinner from 2 Weeks Ago
  16. Suncadia Resort Winter Visit
  17. Boss’s Tattoos
  18. Syracuse Basketball Coach Joe Boeheim Battles Mike
  19. Ballard (B) Landmark
  20. Lithuanian Loonies
  21. Cyclops
  22. I Am A Genius!
  23. Club Classiness
  24. joelx.com Stats of Note
  25. Family Thanksgiving with Bestemor
  26. Heil… Boss?
  27. Fremont Troll Visit
  28. Holiday Party Gets White Christmas
  29. Shortage of Doctors Raising Cost of Health Care
  30. Funny Video of Hitler Getting Hit By Housing Bubble Collapse
  31. Idiot Comment By UAW Worker Marty Shawl Demanding Bailout
  32. Funny Videos by The Lonely Island
  33. Justin Gross Marrying Heather Tomanelli
  34. Average Big 3 Automanufacturer Worker Earns $70/ hour
  35. Detroit Big 3 Automakers Demotivational Poster
  36. Funny Jizz in My Pants Video
  37. Don’t Spank Your Child
  38. Funny U.S. Dollar Collapse Cartoon
  39. How Not to Express Condolences
  40. How to take a Proper LunchBreak
  41. Steve Sarkisian New University of Washington (UW) Football Coach
  42. Funny Video on Gay Rights
  43. Detroit Automakers Bailout – Criminally Stupid
  44. Bailout Debt Crushes U.S. Taxpayers
  45. Commercial Loans Source
  46. MIT Courses Online
  47. Consumer Credit Card Debt
  48. Ball Smacks – Japanese Game Show
  49. How to Insert Data into a Table In SQL Server Management Studio
  50. Howlings of a Jackal

November 2008

  1. How to Create a Table In SQL Server Management Studio
  2. Gorilla Marketing
  3. Socialism in America- Definition of Socialism and Socialists in Schools
  4. Funny Police Demotivational Poster
  5. Civic Knowledge Test
  6. Tenderloin, Swiss Potato Casserole and Herb Roasted Carrots & Onions
  7. My Work Roomies
  8. Good Article on Stock Market
  9. Funny Japanese Binocular Soccer Video
  10. How to SEO Google SearchWiki?
  11. “Self-Improvement Is Masturbation”
  12. More Jobless Claims Than Anytime Since 1992
  13. College Football Top 10 Rankings
  14. HousingMaps.com Not Refreshed Enough to be Useful
  15. Economic Downturn Gets Worse
  16. C#
  17. Weekly Dinner Cancelled
  18. Pirates In Somalia Grow Bolder
  19. How to Handle Confrontation and Conflict
  20. Arrested Development
  21. Feeding the Beast
  22. Stupidity
  23. Another Pretty Seattle Day
  24. Japanese Game Show with Scalding Water!
  25. The End of Yesler
  26. Kids, Crystal Meth is Baaaad…
  27. Sunset Seen from My Apartment In Seattle
  28. Beautiful Building View In Seattle
  29. 50 Cent Snorting Coke Before Concert
  30. Homeless People Camped By Freeway In Seattle
  31. President of the United States of America Barack Hussein Obama
  32. Short Sellers: Kill the Messenger!
  33. Seattle Living
  34. Flying First Class
  35. Snoqualmie Casino Scandal: Snoqualmie WA Casino Hurts Washington
  36. Funny Large Hadron Collider Cartoon
  37. I’m Like Obama, I want Change Picture

October 2008

  1. Don’t Scare A Black Man On Halloween
  2. Poor Mario
  3. Good Article on John Wooden by Rick Reilly
  4. Great Graffiti
  5. Awesome Hair Bra
  6. All Lunch Boxes Smell Like Bananas
  7. U.S. Government May Bailout Auto Companies
  8. UW Husky Football Coach Ty Willingham Fired
  9. Unfortunate Name: Mike Litoris
  10. Seattle Home Prices Headed Down
  11. Are you a bot?
  12. Bobby Fischer’s Housewarming Party
  13. Flag Football Playoff Game Tonight
  14. Obama Discussing Palin’s Attacks at the RNC
  15. Loch Ness Monster Lives…
  16. Joel Ruins 2008 Presidential Election
  17. Ron Paul Debating Georgia/Russia Issues
  18. Jeremama the Bullfrog
  19. The Pansy Kidd Middle School
  20. Bill O’Reilly & Phil Donahue Catfight
  21. Bill O’Reilly As a Child
  22. Next U.S. President: JERRY SPRINGER!
  23. My Midgety Grandmother
  24. Michael Hesemar Stands Trial March 3, 2009 In Fred Stephens Murder
  25. How the Large Hadron Collider Operates
  26. Crazy Window Washer Risks Life At My Office
  27. “You Suck” Demotivational Poster
  28. Huskies Stink, But WSU Stinks Worse
  29. Mail Goggles: Wish It Came Sooner
  30. Logic Competition
  31. Live TV Shows Porn Popup Blooper
  32. Monkey Pulling Dogs Tail
  33. Bailout Increasing in Size, Scope
  34. Mortal Kombat Unexpected Ending
  35. Sarah Palin Joke
  36. MythBusters Not Allowed to Discuss RFID
  37. Screwing With CNN
  38. John McCain Gets Harassed on the View
  39. If Google Were..
  40. Christianity Demotivational Poster
  41. Funny New Stock Market Terms
  42. Best Handicapped License Plate- Timmmay!!!
  43. Nick’s Elk
  44. Don’t Park In Front of the Fire Hydrant
  45. Death Stalks Wall Street
  46. John McCain Failed in the S&L Crisis of 1990
  47. Whopper Demotivational Poster
  48. Catholics Vs Presbyterians
  49. Stock Market in Death Spiral
  50. Religulous Movie Review
  51. Federal Reserve Plans to Buy Unsecured Short-Term Debt
  52. Jeff Dempsey – Content Thief or Creative SEO?
  53. Hillary Clinton Loves the Most Powerful Man of The Moment
  54. Banksta
  55. My Mother
  56. Bill Maher Makes Great Point
  57. Interesting Ron Paul Video- He Predicts Economic Collapse
  58. UW Huskies Football Team Hit New Low in Arizona Loss
  59. Finland Demotivational Poster
  60. California On the Verge of Bankruptcy
  61. $700 Billion Bailout Passed: American Principles Dying
  62. Truck and Tractor Digital Display Clock
  63. Harry Potter Ripped off Star Wars
  64. Why I Don’t Vote Part 2
  65. Amazing Dog Escaping Pen
  66. 1,001st Post
  67. Wonder What My Company Does?
  68. Interesting Political Ad Ripping John McCain

September 2008

  1. joelx.com Passes 200,000 Unique Visitors!
  2. Doorway to Hell
  3. Black Monday, 2008: 777 Point Drop In Markets Today… Worse Will Come
  4. Jon Stewart Rips Hypocrites
  5. ESPN’s Jemele Hill Writes Racist Article
  6. What Caused The Financial Collapse?
  7. Seattle Improv Comedy Show
  8. Sexy Old Man
  9. Classic Jim Carrey Sketch: Womans Workout Video
  10. Fat Man In Lamborghini
  11. Crash: Great Movie
  12. Tractor & Diesel Digital Speedometer Gauge
  13. Great Parenting
  14. Tasty Buffalo Wings Recipe
  15. Washington Mutual Seized
  16. In Case You Forgot the 80s
  17. Citrus Risotto and Veal with Blueberry Sauce
  18. Best Cheap Beer- Rainier Beer
  19. YATTA: For Your Viewing Pleasure
  20. Clay Gayken: Jerkin His Gerkin
  21. Hmmm
  22. Discussing the Economic & Political Condition of America
  23. Why don’t we do this in America?
  24. Government Healthcare Deregulation & Reform
  25. Neil Strauss “5 Questions Game”
  26. Joker Retires
  27. UW Football Players Classless
  28. Sarah Palin Scandals
  29. “I Hate Tennessee”
  30. Load Pressure Digital Sensor Gauge
  31. Evil Cable Companies Trying To Take Over Internet
  32. Blogiversary!
  33. Kenny Kadar Visits Seattle
  34. Communists Paulson & Bernanke Bailout AIG
  35. Mount Si Hike
  36. Crowd Control
  37. Joel Bought Google
  38. Josh Gross Turns 15!
  39. Joel Buys Bank of America
  40. Internet Reputation Management FAQs
  41. Sourcetool.com = Spam Site
  42. UD Car Accident
  43. 500 Point Market Crash
  44. Lake Chelan Vacation
  45. Graham WA House Party
  46. Hospitals Are Terrifying
  47. Tacoma Commercial Loans
  48. Broadstripe Cable Screws Cable Internet Customers
  49. Which one is supposed to be the cow?
  50. Visiting Justin White
  51. Robotic Beer Launcher
  52. Real Estate Article You Should Read
  53. Fuel Filter Monitor Gauge
  54. Facts on Joel’s Blog
  55. Burger King Bath
  56. Bored in Graham WA
  57. Seattle Loans
  58. Don’t Sleep In Japan
  59. Broken People
  60. Joey from The Real World
  61. How to Get Commercial Lending Funding
  62. Great Vacation Thus Far
  63. Dangerous Jogging Trail
  64. Funniest Pole Dance Ever
  65. Headed to Lake Chelan
  66. Lamborghini Catches On Fire
  67. Crazy Dude Attacks PT Cruiser
  68. Exhaust Gas Pyrometer Gauge
  69. Cute Kid Dancing
  70. Tatum Bell Allegedly Steals Rudi Johnson’s Underwear!
  71. Why Alone?
  72. NBA Tribute
  73. The Prime Rate
  74. Nation’s Top Party Schools
  75. Joel Goes Skydiving at Skydive Snohomish
  76. Google Chrome Review
  77. Babies Have Rough Night
  78. Best Seattle Bartender

August 2008

  1. joelx.com Database Upgrade
  2. “Evil Empire” Microsoft Patents ‘Page Up’ & ‘Page Down’ Buttons
  3. Sesame Street Goes Ghetto
  4. Lot Loans
  5. NFL “Fantasy File” Marketing & Advertising Campaign ROCKS!
  6. Electric Water Temperature Gauge
  7. Atlanta School District of Clayton County Loses Accreditation
  8. Great Photoshop Lampoon
  9. Everyone Loves a Pretty Boy…
  10. Skydiving Sunday
  11. Fox Reporter Woman Gets Dollar Bill in Bra
  12. Bad Job At Faking Heart Attack
  13. Iphone picture
  14. Home Depot Horror
  15. The Power Of Rumor
  16. Wrong Pizza Joint To Rob
  17. Bad Day At The Office: Crazy Office Worker
  18. Iraq War Cartoon
  19. Loan Rates
  20. Twitter Review
  21. Sesame Street Gone Wild
  22. Funny Spectacles Cartoon
  23. Trent’s Hero
  24. Digital Oil Temp Gauge
  25. Astronaut Buzz Aldrin Punches Guy In Face
  26. Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac Scam U.S. Taxpayers
  27. Homeless Guy’s Brilliant Sign
  28. Amortization Info
  29. Pitbull Vs Porcupine
  30. Airborne Pays $30 Million To Consumers
  31. How To Throw A Football Professionally
  32. Terrible Urinal Placement
  33. Is Joel Turning Into Rush Limbaugh?
  34. Funny Hitler Finance Videos
  35. Olympic Pains
  36. Heroic Father
  37. Pelican Munches Down Pigeon
  38. Meth Lab Bust Finds Former Television Stars
  39. Terrible Sign. Peeing in Sinks Rules! ;)
  40. Separation of Church & State Makes America, America.
  41. Best Summer Movie Trailer
  42. Digital Load Weight Gauge
  43. Peter Pan Arrested
  44. Commercial Lending Info
  45. NO SUBTITLES!!!
  46. Drunk Hick Starts Fight, Gets Beat Then Cries
  47. Bike Ride to Golden Gardens
  48. Horrible Weightlifting Injury at Olympics
  49. Russia Invades Georgia
  50. Olympics…
  51. Great Video: NEVER TALK TO THE POLICE!!!
  52. “Harry Potter Knocked Up Evan Almighty”
  53. Harold Martin: My Hero
  54. Texting on Motorcycle
  55. Ludacris Backs Obama, But Obama Not Happy
  56. Funny Article Title- “A-Rod Goes Deep, Wang Hurt Again”
  57. Nick & Brian on Seattle Thursday Art Walk
  58. Google Politically Incorrect
  59. Bernie Mac Dead
  60. Shannon Visits
  61. Carlton Banks Dancing
  62. My United States Traffic
  63. Auto Truck Voltmeter Gauge
  64. Drive Thru Banking
  65. Certificate Program in Advanced Web Application Development at UW
  66. Victoria Osteen, Wife of Joel Osteen, Allegedly Assaulted Flight Attendant
  67. Motivation
  68. First post from iphone
  69. New Iphone 3G
  70. John McCain, American Genius
  71. AT&T – GARBAGE CUSTOMER SERVICE!
  72. AMERICAN FLAG (made in China)
  73. Heath Ledger Demotivational Poster
  74. Crazy Eyes
  75. Digital Auto Gauges 1st Sale!
  76. Flag Football Huge Playoff Win
  77. My Favorite Magic Trick
  78. Flying Spaghetti Monster Appears Over Seattle!
  79. $285 For These Jeans?!?!?!?
  80. Bug Demotivational Poster
  81. Blue Angels In Seattle For Sea-Fair
  82. Firefox Features I Wish I Had…
  83. Auto Outside Temperature Sensor Gauge
  84. Iranian Missile Launch

July 2008

  1. How California Sees America
  2. Air Filter Monitor Gauge
  3. Spreeder.com
  4. Policeman Vs. Fireman
  5. Josh Helps Out… For Cash
  6. WNBA Catfight
  7. Garbage Traffic Ticket
  8. Suncadia Hotel Resort
  9. Funny Stripper Training Catfight Video
  10. Teltek Oil Pressure Gauge
  11. Government Bailout For Freddie Mac & Fannie Mae
  12. 40 Feet of Air on Kite Pull
  13. Bought iPhone 3G
  14. Great Trick Baseball Pitch!
  15. Funny Failed Dunk Attempt
  16. Genius Kicks in Vending Machine Glass
  17. “Booty” in Prison
  18. Commercial Loans
  19. Credit Card Slamming
  20. July 21st Interesting Articles
  21. Digital Gauges: Load Pressure
  22. Man’s Head in Elephant’s Butt
  23. Another Handsome Man
  24. Ladies, Allow me to Introduce Mr. Perfect
  25. God’s Eye
  26. The Younger Barack Obama & John McCain
  27. Funny Video of Salesperson Vs. Tech Guy
  28. I FOUND MY WIFE!!!!
  29. 5 Year Old Boxer Bam Bam Will End You
  30. Run on the Banks?
  31. Funniest Newspaper Articles
  32. Why the Iraq War Stinks…
  33. 4th of July Festivities
  34. Digital Auto Gauges Now Live!
  35. How to Type Upside Down
  36. All American Budweiser Beer Now Belgian
  37. How to Park Your Car
  38. Flag Football Game
  39. Sensual Stretching for 8th Graders
  40. Queens of the Stone Age leader Josh Homme Rips Jerk
  41. Risks of Economic Collapse Increasing
  42. Best Recent Articles
  43. Terrible Public Bus Driver
  44. Creepy Molestor with Guns
  45. Tough Guy Double Wielding Ak-47’s
  46. Funny World of Workcraft Video
  47. Vacation Update
  48. Ants Munching on Dead Gecko
  49. Giant Tornado in Iowa
  50. Out of Place?
  51. Bromance About To Begin
  52. The Beer Pong Song
  53. Vote for Nobody
  54. Jeremy Arrives Tomorrow @ 11 PM
  55. Rare Pic Shows Germans Had Star Wars Help in WW2
  56. Leona Helmsley: The Evil Dead
  57. Illegal to Talk On Cell While Driving In Washington
  58. Phiengchai Sisouvanh Synhavong
  59. New Volumetrics Diet: Scam?
  60. John McCain Called His Wife…
  61. Art Using Censor Bars
  62. Other Countries Screwing American Companies
  63. World Trade Center Memorial

June 2008

  1. WASP Knife Review
  2. President Bush Trying To Solve Rubiks Cube
  3. Is Joel Right On Economy?
  4. How to Get Out The Vote
  5. WordPress Pageinated Comments
  6. Times Tough At the Top
  7. Jesus Rode Dinosaurs
  8. Tel Aviv to be “Gay Capital”
  9. Joel Osteen Mans Up
  10. King of America: 2nd Amendment- The Right to Bear Arms
  11. Fox News is RACIST!
  12. Eyealike- So You Can Marry Mom!
  13. Golfing Accident
  14. Silly Dirty White Rap Video
  15. Seth Lesser: Sleazeball Lawyer Scams Rockstar Games
  16. WSU Football Dangerous for Student-Athletes
  17. How Urinating In Sinks Saves the Environment
  18. Douche Bag Rap Video
  19. Flag Football Suckage
  20. Cafe Vita Seattle WA
  21. Marriage
  22. Muscle Man
  23. New England Patriots Sing “The Right Stuff” Video
  24. “Miracle Man” Dan Quinn
  25. Learning SQL
  26. World’s Greatest Mario Player?
  27. Japanese Trains Overfilled
  28. Interview of Gore Vidal In NYTimes
  29. Tea Paaaartay!
  30. Flag Football Comeback Victory
  31. Michael Irvin Understands Online Reputation Management
  32. Platinum Silver Car
  33. El Chorro Climbing Video
  34. Convicted Sex Criminal FASHIONS!!!
  35. Best of Deep Thoughts By Jack Handy
  36. People Being Screwed Globally
  37. Scary Hitchhiker
  38. Funny Geek Classifications
  39. How To Determine Which Keywords To Optimize on Existing Page
  40. Direct Loan Servicing Center Garbage
  41. Grand Theft Auto in Real Life
  42. Computers About to Conquer the World
  43. Creepiest Old World Painting
  44. Too Many Expenses
  45. Best New Song- Flobots: Handlebars
  46. Cell Phones Don’t Give U Brain Cancer…. Right?
  47. $199 for the new Apple iPhone 3G
  48. Am I On Myspace?
  49. “Big Bone Lick State Park”
  50. Beautiful Art Made From Trash
  51. Funny Picture Taking Poses
  52. Killing Animals in your Garden
  53. Canon Powershot A540 Digital Camera Review
  54. Double Parking Hurts
  55. Trader Joe’s Grocery Stores
  56. Crazy Geezer on Fox News Wants to Knock Off Barack Obama
  57. Cascade Mountain’s American Gin – Bad Taste
  58. Gliffy
  59. Pretty Rose
  60. Idea Invention Group
  61. Semi-Finals Flag Football Loss
  62. Ron Burgundy (Will Ferrell) interviews Tom Brokaw

May 2008

  1. TKE at UW
  2. Learn SQL Videos
  3. Death of a Snowman
  4. Fun With Friends
  5. “Associate Vice-President of Business Development”
  6. New Favicon For Google
  7. Best. Marketing. Ever.
  8. World’s First Billion Dollar Home Owner- Lakshmi Mittal
  9. Dancing with Douches
  10. Religion & Science in the Dark…
  11. Midget Mike Motorcycle Flip
  12. Best Break Dancer Ever
  13. Firefox: No Sound in Videos, Videos Stop Playing After A Few Seconds
  14. Crackup Old Internet Video
  15. How the Government Gives Rebate Checks
  16. Super Tired
  17. Possibly the Most Disturbing Picture Ever…
  18. Picture of Motocycle Crash
  19. Funny Illegal Immigrants Border Patrol Video
  20. Funny Asian Upskirt Picture
  21. Man Dies in Spitting Contest
  22. The Joel Osteen Comedy Show
  23. Funny Video of Models Falling Down
  24. Review of Sager NP2090 Notebook
  25. MSN.com Garbage Tabloid Publication
  26. Grossest Costume In History
  27. Hair Bird
  28. Political Bud Light Parody
  29. Ohio Northwest University Degree Given to Dog
  30. Flag Football 1st Round Victory
  31. Except In Bed…
  32. Sigma Chi Derby Days
  33. Insane Nerd Throws Scissors Into Roommates Arm
  34. Monster Snake Found
  35. Funny Georgia DOL Question
  36. World Record Tallest Cow
  37. Pretty Northern Lights Picture
  38. White Trash Yard Swing
  39. Funny Ebay Feedback
  40. Holidays Suck
  41. Frederick Stephens III Memorial Fund Established
  42. Avis “Look Back” Car Adultery Commercial
  43. Undefeated!
  44. Underdog Sports League- Flag Football
  45. Joel illustration
  46. PYT In Los Angeles
  47. Non-Programmers Make Games!
  48. Crazy Fruity Asians
  49. Interviewing The Senate Band

April 2008

  1. “President Bush” (Will Ferrell) Harasses Jon Stewart
  2. The Problem with Ethanol Fuel
  3. Los Angeles
  4. Silver Joe Coffee – Vanilla Flavor
  5. Emerson Unconventional Edged Weapons – Set of 5 DVD’s
  6. Engine Powered Reciprocating Air Compressor
  7. ALC Keysco Siphon Feed Sand Blaster Kit
  8. Paramount Viness Memory Foam Topper For Bed
  9. Sphygmomanometer
  10. Lock Technology Brake Rotor Clamp
  11. Genisys Deluxe Kit with USA 2005 Domestic ABS and Air Bag
  12. Fret Guitars White Acoustic Guitar
  13. Bazooka Explorer Black 6 Speed Bicycle
  14. Embassy Black Faux Leather Purse and Wristlet Set
  15. Embassy Italian Stone Genuine Leather Jumbo Purse
  16. Bench Kit for Ammco Lathes
  17. Belengift Pure Gold Care Package
  18. Fret Guitar Blue Electric Guitar with Belt
  19. Home Star Planetarium
  20. Aira Mink Eyelashes
  21. The 12 Ton Air & Hydraulic Bottle Jack
  22. Chef’s Secret 14 Piece 12 Element Cookware Set
  23. Funny Church Graffiti Picture
  24. Speedy Disabled People
  25. “Manley Power” – Best Boy’s Name EVER!
  26. Dangers of Blogging
  27. Joel’s L.A. & Vegas Itinerary
  28. Myspace Tantrum Boy Needs Child Abuse
  29. Modern Hero: Wanted Dead or Alive
  30. Football Parents Fighting
  31. Countdown: 4 Days to Los Angeles & 10 days till Vegas!
  32. No Glass Door Prank
  33. Horse Driving in Car, Answering Phone and Getting Beer
  34. Flag Football Domination
  35. Human Cloning: “Generosity” Gene?
  36. Three Vital Lessons
  37. Video of Scary Pranks
  38. Headless Sandcastle Man
  39. Entertaining Prank Call
  40. Slow Motion Slap
  41. Former Husky Brandon Roy Gets Hammered by Lamar Odom
  42. Automatic Cafe Restaurant: The End of Waiters?
  43. Midget Singing Amy Winehouse “Rehab” Lyrics & Dancing Video
  44. Odds & Chances of Dying
  45. Bird Poops in Newscasters Mouth
  46. Testing Facebook Notes Blog Feed
  47. Devil’s Swimming Pool – Victoria Falls, Zimbabwe
  48. Alcoholism & Alcoholics Anonymous: Willpower or Disease?
  49. Man Sets off Air Bag Listening to Queen
  50. Bathing
  51. King of America on Eating
  52. Impressive Photography
  53. Soccer at its Best
  54. Blog Layout Upgrade

March 2008

  1. Ice Cream Man Goes Down
  2. SQL Databases
  3. Out of Food
  4. Ancient of Days
  5. Luck
  6. Universal Laws
  7. Evan Lewis
  8. Rob Paravonian on Pachelbel
  9. American ALWAYS Doing the Wrong Thing….
  10. DelTaco Scam
  11. Jon Stewart’s Take on Barack Obama’s Race Speech
  12. Relationships= Courting, Marriage, House, Children, Death
  13. Floating Fever Eel
  14. The Easter Bunny HATES You!
  15. Jim Cramer: “Bear Stearns is FINE!”
  16. Joel Gross- Professional Profile
  17. WATER DISCOVERED ON MARS!!!
  18. Funny Newspaper Mistakes
  19. William Shatner Gets Hiiiiiiiiiigh
  20. How long did this announcer keep her job?
  21. The Friendly Rhinoceros
  22. Financial Firms “Staring Into The Jaws of Hell”
  23. Dude Gets Attacked By Sword While Watching Video
  24. Eric Gustafson Amazing Art Photography
  25. Daylight Savings Time Kills People
  26. Fishing: Dangerous Sport
  27. L.A. Baby. Then Vegas!
  28. Totally Gay for America Video
  29. Guitar Lessons For Justin Gross…
  30. Definition of Confidence
  31. My Kind of Student
  32. Friday Night Adventure
  33. Downtown Art Walk on Thursday
  34. Will Ferrell Bad Boss Video
  35. Bullets
  36. Seven Deadly Sins Graphed
  37. Cat Performing Covert Ops on Birds
  38. First Thursday Art Walk in Seattle- Pioneer Square
  39. How TO Play NBA Defense
  40. 10 Prominent Search Engine Web Designers
  41. WordPress Publish Ahead of Time Error
  42. Monday Dinner & Tuesday Morning Root Canal
  43. Legend Brett Favre Retires
  44. How to Play NBA Defense
  45. Worst Minesweeper Loss
  46. Seattle Commercial Loan & Lending Funding
  47. FIND THE WASHINGTONIAN

February 2008

  1. Mercedes Benz GL450
  2. DeMotivational Posters | Motivation Posters & Pictures
  3. Justin James Band
  4. Root Canal & Insurance
  5. Ben Althouse
  6. Podcast #1
  7. Market Crash Probably Coming Soon
  8. Juno Movie Review
  9. Plato’s Short Stories
  10. La Isla Puerto Rican Restaurant in Ballard, WA
  11. Remembering Fred Stephens
  12. Fred Stephens Viewing and Funeral Service
  13. Time Machine To Do List
  14. Marketing: Science or Scam?
  15. New Features on Joel’s Blog
  16. Great Birthday!
  17. Interesting Internet Info
  18. King of America: Luke Esser (WA state Republican Party Chairman)
  19. Justin White
  20. How to put a Favicon in WordPress Blog
  21. Joel’s Family Christmas Pictures
  22. Joel is learning AJAX!
  23. Regular Readers
  24. Rachelle Blog
  25. Happy Birthday to ME!
  26. SuperBowl Victory By Giants
  27. SuperBowl
  28. Google Search Algorithm Formula Hypothesis
  29. Ian Coleman Makes Beef Tartare
  30. Contradictions in the Bible?
  31. The Growth Of Joel’s Blog
  32. Microsoft Attempting to Buy Yahoo

January 2008

  1. SuperBowl Sunday: Undefeated New England Patriots vs. Upstart New York Giants
  2. Great Religion Quotes
  3. Great State of the Globe Article
  4. Interesting Read
  5. Dinner with Plato: Scotch Salmon Recipe
  6. Should I Hire A Maid?
  7. Skateboarder Gets Racked
  8. Atheist Bumper Stickers
  9. Google is Watching
  10. Snowing Outside In Seattle (Pioneer Square)
  11. Interesting Counterpoint to My Market Theories
  12. Seattle SuperSonics Need To Shut UP!
  13. Original POWERTHIRST Video
  14. Play Chess Online at Yahoo FAQ
  15. JoelX Gets Sociable
  16. St. Louis Federal Reserve Bank Posts Article Discussing America’s Impending Bankruptcy
  17. President Bush Pardons His Administration For War Crimes
  18. Fresh Wild Alaskan Cod
  19. Heath Ledger Suicide
  20. Talented Monkey Pees in Own Mouth
  21. Asian Markets Continue Collapse
  22. Upcoming Economic Troubles
  23. Liger
  24. Scary Police Outfit
  25. Black Rooster Persia-U.S. Interview
  26. Heart Attack
  27. Flight of the Conchords Do “Jenny”
  28. Ike Turner: Coke Icon Passing
  29. Cory Worthington- My Newest Hero
  30. Greatest Father in History
  31. Nap Time
  32. Religion is BS- Funny George Carlin Video
  33. Voting by “George Carlin”
  34. “There Will Be Blood” Rocked
  35. Lack of Blog Posts
  36. Power Thirst – It’s Meth in a Can!
  37. Little Bro Justin Marries Heather
  38. Emergency Announcement
  39. Adam Roberts

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December 2007

  1. Jordan’s 1st Annual Christmas
  2. Shotguns
  3. Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand
  4. Trent’s New Duds
  5. Can’t Miss Bowl Games
  6. Almost There…
  7. I Encourage Comments!
  8. Bought Myself A Chef’s Knife, Sharpener and Cutting Board…
  9. Joel’s Holiday Schedule
  10. L0rir0se’s Photography
  11. Friday Wild Man
  12. No Christmas for the Grinch
  13. No Country For Old Men – Amazing Movie
  14. Expensive Car Repairs from Firestone Seattle
  15. Monday Dinner- “House of Hong” Seattle, WA
  16. Sooo…..
  17. Stupid Ford Contour
  18. Joel’s Informational Pages
  19. Joel’s New Biz Idea
  20. Seattle Flag Football Forum
  21. First Thursday Art Stumble
  22. Amazing Story
  23. Survival of the Fittest
  24. Good Eats and Drinks
  25. College Football Bowl Schedule
  26. Joel’s Relaxed Weekend
  27. BCS BS
  28. Search Engine Optimization Basics

November 2007

  1. Evel Knievel Has Passed Away
  2. Pioneer Square Office
  3. Site Map Made
  4. Brett Favre and the Zodiac Killer
  5. Saudi Arabia… Place of Wonders
  6. Hahhaa: Bro Rape Video
  7. Joel’s Primary Search Traffic
  8. Sexual Harassment Video
  9. King of America: Policy on the Homeless
  10. U.S. Federal Government Hiding Trillions in Deficits
  11. Sunday
  12. Annoying Wrist
  13. Excellent Sushi
  14. Thanksgiving weekend
  15. My IPod Mini Died and Apple Won’t Give Me A New One…
  16. Another Pervin’ Pastor
  17. Finally!
  18. 1200 Bistro Disappointment
  19. Paying Bill the Old Fashioned Way
  20. Case of Wine
  21. Walkstation
  22. Crazy Dream
  23. Bah
  24. Goals
  25. Suspicious
  26. JoelX.com Redone
  27. Fantasy Football Sketchiness
  28. Crapple
  29. Still at work
  30. Lunchtime…
  31. Multinational Man
  32. Grandma Visit
  33. Useless
  34. Pat Robertson Just Endorsed Rudy Giuliani
  35. Virtual Alarm Clock
  36. Flag Team Lost in Semi-Finals
  37. Great Game
  38. What to do this evenin’?

October 2007

  1. 80’s Halloween Outfit
  2. 5 Fireballs In My Mouth…
  3. King Of America: Policy on Sports & Crime
  4. Brotherhood Video- From Jordan
  5. Jeremy Interviewed…Too much Surfing ;)
  6. The Unbearable Scent
  7. Absolute Domination
  8. Achievement
  9. Pulling
  10. Flag Football Playoffs
  11. Occasionally…
  12. King of America
  13. BCS Blows
  14. Happy Birthday Mom!
  15. Halloween Costume Found
  16. Joel’s Apartment
  17. I SEE JEEEEBUS!!!
  18. Facebook Stake Purchased By Microsoft
  19. Thank you, Jeremy
  20. Halloween Costume
  21. Baking Cookies
  22. Office Romance
  23. Scientists Working on Confirming that Joel Is Always Right
  24. UUUUUGggghhhhhhh
  25. Nothing getting done
  26. Beautiful day!
  27. Joel Emoticons
  28. Right or Left
  29. Letter
  30. Justin’s Blog
  31. “Remainder” by Tom McCarthy
  32. Jeremy and I’s conversation on poor fathers
  33. “Call me old fashioned…”
  34. Windows Messenger Broke!
  35. Work Party Tonight
  36. Jordan: My first friend
  37. Wicked Man
  38. Hoo- RAH!
  39. Jim Jones & The People’s Temple
  40. Out of the dungeon
  41. 1-800-GOOG-411
  42. Business Revolution
  43. Not feeling well
  44. War between buffalo, crocs & lions
  45. Flag football
  46. Message from Josh… Never been as proud of one of my bros
  47. Vote for Rachelle!
  48. Why is it never simple?
  49. Running hills
  50. I am happier than I ever have been
  51. What an animal
  52. Online Poker and Gambling is Highly Addictive
  53. Blue balls…
  54. Joel Upgrades the Batcave
  55. Funny stuff
  56. Awesome! SAUSAGE FEST!
  57. Ahh… lack of education must really suck.
  58. “Bells and Pepper in it..”
  59. Hahaha
  60. Look at this pic- it’s not animated.
  61. Happiness is…
  62. Friend in Iran: Secret Code
  63. Busy Bee
  64. What a turd
  65. Article
  66. Meeting
  67. Flag football creamage

September 2007

  1. USC vs UW
  2. Gundy’s Rage
  3. The High Cost of Chin Repairs
  4. AIDs, Cancer will never be cured…
  5. Why has man sat still for so long?
  6. Ender’s Game
  7. Walden Pond/ Into the Wild
  8. Reliability
  9. Dickhead
  10. Lexus SC 430
  11. Consideration
  12. Mercenaries in Iraq
  13. Analysis
  14. The Ideal Woman
  15. I need…
  16. Important Breaking News
  17. Eulogy of Joel
  18. Happy Birthday Jeremy!
  19. Arguing
  20. Justin Gross starts class at UW tomorrow
  21. Mormons- What do they believe?
  22. Your bath is killing your babies
  23. Yum
  24. Charles Shaw
  25. The Boogeyman
  26. Joshua Gross
  27. Down with Notre Dame!
  28. Welcome to Friday!
  29. Feel bad
  30. Randall Gross: A Profile in Cowardice
  31. Logic Loses to Passion
  32. New Underground Music
  33. New Subdomain
  34. Batman
  35. Sites to visit (don’t)
  36. The Peak of Narcissism
  37. The Sock Demon
  38. My Theory on Why Religious Folk Marry Young
  39. New books incoming!
  40. Online affairs?!
  41. Nebraska Senator Sues God
  42. Idea for replacing BCS in college football
  43. Brett Favre
  44. Lots of creepies
  45. Hunger
  46. DON’T BE YOURSELF!
  47. Profile on President George W. Bush
  48. Happy Birthday Joshua Gross!
  49. Desperation
  50. The War Room
  51. Melanie Interview
  52. Tackling Life
  53. Joel is currently a Spendthrift Bastard
  54. Ideas for Hollywood Sequels
  55. Mrs. Dalloway by Virginia Woolf
  56. Don’t Hate This White Man…
  57. Pretty words interfused
  58. UW Huskies dominate #23 Boise State
  59. New, Final Chapter of the Bible’s Book of Revelations Found! Accompanying analysis by world’s foremost religious scholars
  60. Gametime!
  61. A fine evening=
  62. Seattle Homeless: Shambling Zombies
  63. Sometimes you just gotta…
  64. Negative Marketing Campaigns
  65. Cody Paul: 2017 Heisman Winner
  66. Crazy Dreams
  67. Appalachian State vs Michigan
  68. Joel: Homemaker
  69. Lia Shiala Interview

August 2007

  1. WCFL Proposed Regulations
  2. My boss is great
  3. Silly me
  4. Joel got suckered by Metropolitan Park Apts.
  5. Enjoying the moment
  6. How to get more visitors and traffic on your blog or website
  7. The woman’s perspective on dating me: an analogy
  8. 1999 Blue Ford Contour Review: Problematic and Fugly
  9. How to Books Automotive
  10. “Poo Goatee”
  11. Mating Ostriches
  12. Self control
  13. Trashy Romance Queen meets Sleazy Drunk Guy
  14. Math says you are in the Matrix
  15. Holy Shinolie
  16. Joel’s loses his writing virginity
  17. Gatorade Bottle Ideas
  18. Damn it, I’m a Klingon!
  19. My Ideal Woman
  20. Eyeing options
  21. Jeremiah Mini-Profile
  22. Chris Bowker on a milk carton
  23. Nick Fitzer
  24. Andy Meade Mini-Profile
  25. Ashley Morgan: The Legendary Amazon
  26. Shawn Wang Mini-Profile
  27. Bobby Clarkson Mini-Profile
  28. Zosia Stanley Mini-Profile
  29. Trey Wattson- Quick Profile
  30. I WANT A HURRICANE!!!!!

July 2007

  1. Entertainment news…
  2. Plato Interview
  3. Eastpak Backpack Review
  4. Tvi
  5. Yet another preacher exposed for fraud.
  6. Dogfighting
  7. The days before computers
  8. Dante’s Inferno Frat Bar
  9. Ride to work
  10. “Knocked Up”
  11. Ridiculous method to correct conclusion
  12. Painful finger= short sentences
  13. Right now…
  14. Moving AGAIN! I hate my life
  15. Violence as entertainment.
  16. Climbing to Camp Muir (base camp on Mt. Rainier)

June 2007

  1. Mechanics are the slime of the earth
  2. Intelligent Design vs. Evolution
  3. Eternally Damned Automobile
  4. Interior Design Biz
  5. Testing code
  6. Weekend fun
  7. Google Street View
  8. Great
  9. Sad Man

May 2007

  1. Havana
  2. Home sweet home.
  3. Underwear Party Tonight
  4. Justin got back in UW!
  5. Post update: get in shape
  6. New blog & website
  7. Stupid Survey, but I’m bored.
  8. Rainier, here I come!
  9. Getting Undressed
  10. Acquisitions & Bail outs
  11. Updates From WCFL (Fantasy Football League)
  12. Moved in
  13. New place!
  14. People
  15. Laptop
  16. Strange…

April 2007

  1. New Laptop
  2. Sympathy
  3. Potential Biological Father
  4. Phone Problems
  5. C’mon baby… Crash!
  6. Does your dog love you?
  7. The Midas Touch
  8. VT in the news
  9. Old party
  10. New Flicks
  11. Crazy Weekend Plans
  12. I think I found a house to live in!
  13. Are you my daddy?
  14. Best of
  15. “Morally Corrupt”
  16. Time to get in shape
  17. Deep Relationships
  18. Will Ferrell is hilarious
  19. Puyallup- South Hill
  20. Good Dinner
  21. Cha Ching!!!
  22. Spring in the city
  23. Preferred List
  24. Biz
  25. Moving
  26. Moving sucks
  27. Pretty day!
  28. Lipton Green Tea Tastiness
  29. Power Struggle
  30. Unanswered questions
  31. Scheduling
  32. Art Walk Seattle
  33. Government Accountability Issues
  34. Housing hunting
  35. Me, Experience, Things & Goals
  36. Insomnia
  37. I just saw Saw 3

March 2007

  1. “You can’t outrun a Balrog!”/ Nerds are cool
  2. CONDO!!
  3. AAArrrr
  4. Nothing like accounting…
  5. Funny stuff
  6. Not sleeping…
  7. Grandpa Wisdom
  8. Grandparents house

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