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A query walked into a bar ...saw 2 tables and asked .. "Can I join you?"

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2015 4

  1. This blog is moved to https://www.ilikesql.com
  2. Would you attend? Self-Service BI - the players are ready - GAME ON!
  3. Free #sqlserver, #powerbi, #database, #bigdata training if you support my fundraiser
  4. a personal request for your donation and support

2014 2

  1. Thank you Microsoft, reflecting on over 8 years on Microsoft Campus!
  2. I am probably the worst content submitter for an event…

2013 12

  1. the Grinch that stole our Christmas - gone viral - data insights
  2. This presentation is all about me - presentation skills part 1: Food for thought...
  3. How Data Quality can make you feel less of a "donky"
  4. The importance of understanding DAX
  5. Automating the installation of my BI Demo platform with Data Explorer, Geoflow, Visual Studio 2012, BI Projects and Database Projects, SQL Server 2012 SP1 CU3
  6. TechEd North America and TechED Europe Registration is open - register for my pre-con with @SQLRockstar and @scarydba
  7. I lost over 15 pounds (7 kilo) and so can you - thanks to #Azure and #Surface
  8. Automating installation of SQL Server, SSDT, Office 2013 and Visual Studio 2012
  9. Installing SQL Server Data Tools (BI and Data Projects) in Visual Studio 2012 or Visual Studio 2012 Shell
  10. How to install a .MSI file unattended
  11. custom skins for Surface and Surface Pro
  12. get your hands dirty with SQL Server 2012 SP1

2012 6

  1. About my Lenovo W520, presenting, Windows 8, Windows Server 2012 drivers and more ...
  2. SQL Server 2012 Certification
  3. TechED North America - DBI Track - the audience has spoken
  4. What goes into my bag when presenting at an event or roadshow
  5. SQL Server BareMetal Workshop series - part 1: How to build an installation VHD file that includes all software needed to start with SQL Server 2012 Database and Business Intelligence
  6. TechED North America / TechED Europe pre-conferences for Database and Business Intelligence

2011 21

  1. SQL Server 2012 - SPECIAL OPS TOUR - part 2
  2. the Nokia Lumia 800 Windows 7.5 "Mango" phone - a user's review
  3. SQL Server 2012 Release Candidate RC0
  4. SQL Server Special Ops Tour
  5. happy upgrade to a brand new Samsung Focus S - migrating your applications
  6. by popular demand - SQL BareMetal scripts
  7. SQL Server 2012 BareMetal Workshop - Are you an MCT?
  8. Just Announced - SQL Server 2012 - coming to you in 2012
  9. Firewall Configurations for SQL Server
  10. SQL Server Security Vulnerabilities
  11. SQL Server Code Name "Denali" CTP 3 - Product Guide
  12. Today is yet another milestone for SQL Server Parallel Data Warehouse! -- Please welcome Dell PDW Appliance and Hadoop connectors
  13. Available now - SQL Server codename "Denali" CTP
  14. Released - SQL Server 2008 R2 Service Pack 1
  15. SQL Server Code name "Denali" features
  16. BareMetal Hands-on-Labs and workshop - current and futures
  17. Does your organization have Oracle, Sybase, MySQL or Access? Migrations done right!
  18. Microsoft Data Warehousing Offerings
  19. Channel 9 videos posted
  20. Setting up Alwayson Availability Groups in SQL Server codename "Denali"
  21. One of Lynn Langit's books on daily sale through OReilly -Ebook Deal of the day

2010 13

  1. it's like having a 4x4, but the manufacturer and sales person does not allow you to take it offroad...
  2. SQL PASS - Hands-on-Labs goodness ...
  3. SQL Server Hands-on-Labs at PASS
  4. SQL Momentum at SQLPASS - Key Announcements
  5. SQL Momentum at SQLPASS
  6. Windows Live Essentials released!
  7. joining the Parallel Data Warehouse community...
  8. Ken Rosen: What Happened to the MCSE
  9. BareMetal – Implementing a Microsoft BI solution ….. from scratch…
  10. Office 2010 - Environment Assessment Tool
  11. Migrating from Oracle to SQL using SSMA
  12. TechED 2010 North America has ended …
  13. Proud and loud to announce...