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2015 2
2014 15
- Goodbye, Outlook Tasks!
- Thanks, Emily! My $0.02 US (unadjusted) on security.
- Federal budget math shows up in OneDrive?
- Interop between SharePoint Online and Family Safety
- Free is a good price.
- I’ve been in meetings like this. Gack.
- Is that what THAT button was for?
- One last laugh for John Pinette
- Yes, I hate April Fools’ Day.
- The death of agile?
- I like to read ‘expert’ opinions for their comedic value.
- My life in comics.
- Learning under fire. Is there any other way? =P
- Dinosaur engineering org structure is #dead. #yammer
- Dave Campbell for CEO
2013 7
2012 1
2009 51
- The app that would get me to buy an iPhone...
- Amen, brother. Preach it, SQL-type dude!
- Scary. But probably true.
- Degenerate dimensions in VSTS DB edition GDR R2 (a.k.a. TSD03136)
- erR? TSD03006. Doh!
- South Park mobile business model?
- Tough decision. Should I share this with my son?
- This is what happens to Twits™ with weak passwords...
- We need to do $@#%ing research to learn this?
- NTS: Always install the TFS Power Tools
- This explains so many things... Scott Adams explains compensation modeling?
- In other words, if I get promoted that means what...?
- Note to Self: Label shipping containers more innocuously...
- If you need me, I’ll be in teh garage...
- Good cryptography is built to last.
- Two links I want to save for l8r: WM6.5 DTK and Windows API Code Pack for .NET 3.5
- I would’ve blogged this yesterday, but...
- Bing: there it is! My PPS setup problem(s) solved.
- Whoops. Got to uninstall all the .NET 4.x bits or Server Manager breaks...
- If you finish reading the entire article...
- I wasn’t concerned about warbots. Until...
- To whom it may concern (code comments)
- It’s been real and it’s been fun...
- Yeah, I know I said I’d never run for office again...
- Awww, aren’t they just so cute?!
- Do we really need a manifesto for software craftsmanship?
- Nulls are always a problem.
- For once, the forecast was accurate...
- I need a new dart board. Would the MOF circle work?
- Ooops. Better luck next time!
- The Problem with Software Architects
- Error code 2738 when installing AdventureWorks.
- Future geek advantage? An inability to sit still?
- If you absolutely must call a WCF service from inside your database, here’s how you do it...
- Back when I was an enterprise architect...
- If it wasn’t in California, this might have gotten me to choose UC Berkeley.
- Updated Books Online (January 2009)
- Thanks, Brian! A couple minor nits to pick, though.
- SQL RSS code review coming up.
- It’s nice to be wanted!
- Samples forum consolidation.
- I think I’ve read that one. By Haldeman, right?
- Live Mesh to the, uh, rescue?
- Sybase loves AdventureWorks2008?
- Pirates are customers, too?
- Tweeting AdventureWorks?
- I needz a squeegee.
- Thank you, Captain Obvious! (@ NASA this time.)
- DTLoggedExec updated for the new year (and more).
- Bike update (January ‘09)
- Now that's funny! Air Force RoE for Blogging?
2008 99
- Game on! Steve's going down...
- Now with more open and soon with more source!
- Legal use of social network websites
- How reliable is your data source?
- You’d think that this would already be available off-the-shelf...
- Who are you and what do you want with my data?
- Do you want the bad news first? Or the worse news?
- Voice Command: FORMAT C: [ENTER]
- Michael Crichton: RIP. We’ll miss you.
- Voting in R’lyeh?
- Developers MERGE thyselves?
- Meet the Reedz on Xbox Live
- AdventureWorks2010, anyone?
- Get your beta on! SQL Server 2005 SP3 Beta
- We don‘t need yet another database security czar.
- Does censorship work as expected?
- Simplifying AdventureWorks setup
- More AdventureWorks in the blogosphere...
- Mail Goggles? Really? Is it April Fools’ again already?
- I’ve had data days like that...
- INSERT your.own.data INTO election.spreadsheet
- SQL Server Samples in the News and Print
- You're doing it wrong!
- Testing the SQL Database
- The Next Big Gaming Platform: SQL Server?!
- Searching for Mexican Food... on CodePlex?
- It's hard to tell.
- How to crash agile-ly?
- Nearly 7 billion witnesses, and nobody saw nuthin'...
- I was right: I was wrong. 15% was too much.
- Another example of life imitating video games... at the zoo?
- How do you spot tourists in Seattle?
- Can you tell a great architect from a bad one?
- Watching the watchers watch with SQL Server
- I think I've found my new sport... Chess Boxing.
- Thank you, Captain Obvious.
- Who is your [Certified] Master now?
- Can your IT guy do this? Can you?
- Cool (Free, Open) Tools: SQL RSS
- Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler...
- In case you were looking for the SQL Server 2005 Metadata Toolkit...
- SQL Server 2008 RC0 Samples are up!
- Got milk? How many gallons will it take?
- A day in the life...
- Contrary to the FUD, The Relational Database™ is far from dead...
- One thing leads to another... leads to fired?
- It may not seem related to SQL Server, but...
- Everyone's a critic...
- Breaking News! AdventureWorks abandoned for Katmai in favor of Northwind, pubs and...
- SQL Ranger Rotation 4 is rounding the corner...
- Open Source Day @ Microsoft (tomorrow)
- Be there. Do that. Get the T-shirt.
- I've often wondered that myself!
- Calling all SQL Heroes!
- The synchronicity is frightening...
- Is BI a state of mind?
- ETL 1TB during lunch. A short lunch...
- {Open Source} Heroes Happen Here?
- SQL Server gurus: Find bugs. Win an Xbox 360?
- I'm sorry. I laughed. It was funny.
- Geocoding semi-imaginary data points
- Office is now more open?
- Charging toward CTP6 on Longhorn...
- Are you fungible? Or are you a funge?
- Tracking Politicians Like Bugs?
- If it's stupid and it works...?
- Now playing in my Zune podcasts... Escape Pod
- Not quite a chocolate factory, but...
- How do I use Feature X in SQL Server?
- Internet vigilante justice?
- Hi, Mom! (And everybody else.)
- 64-bit Zune player! Nice.
- A cool DP sample that couldn't make it into the out of the box for some reason...
- FILESTREAM, Windows Vista and you.
- LCD Panels are sooo yesterday...
- Connected Home's 3-part Series on WHS and more...
- SQL Server gurus! Get connected to CodePlex.
- More upcoming webcasts
- Hi-ho, hi-ho... I knew something was different this morning.
- Upcoming SQL webcasts and virtual events (January 2008)
- Belated happy annibirthary, SQL Server.
- In case you need help justifying a Home Server of your own...
- Big brother (or SkyNet) is coming... to a PC near you.
- Sun makes database play! Is MySQL worth $1B?
- I'm not the only one! Poor lil' guy...
- Inquiring transplants want to know, too: Who ordered snow?
- Will the RML Utilities will catch up to 2008 soon?
- No. Yes. Zune!
- Alien? No way. Blade Runner was far better.
- Wow. A first time for everything...
- Fashionable PCs? How about...?
- Nominate your SQL Server wins for the 2008 TDWI Best Practices Awards!
- The voice of the grunts writes novels, too?
- Simplify your SQL search!
- January is Windows Server 2008 High Availability Month
- Fun with software bugs in GPS units.
- Old hometown steakhouse makes the top 10!
- Want free SQL Server 2008 e-learning?
- Book addresses teen issues (with an autism twist)
2007 103
- Mr. Jobs, welcome to the slightly bigger time...
- The geekiest instant message that I've sent (in a while)...
- I quit!
- I've read some Dumb Science in my life, but...
- I think they're eventually going to have to give it away for free...
- Need to Renumber All Your Packages?
- If you have to look it up more than once, blog it.
- Data mining from casinos to counterterrorism...
- Don't hate the game...
- Thanks for being a great audience!
- Tech Talk. Today. University of Houston.
- The Troubleshooting List?
- Consulting: It's a lot like running your own business...
- Little installation gotcha with PAS 6.3
- Do we need a new term? Metametadata?
- Yet Another Disingenuous Headline? RDBMSes Obsolete?
- Medical economics in geek humor?
- Dreamstar: A Cosmologist's Nightmare?
- The Reluctant Customer
- It's good to be the DBA!
- A 'wulf of my own?
- So, this explains why FPS are the most immersive types of games?
- RE2: The value of a little failure here and there
- First quad-core laptop hits U.S.? Ooh, shiny!
- Hello, SkyNet? Your SkyDrive is almost full.
- Bungie: You've got to give us more warning than that!
- Got rbar blues? You're not the only one.
- Which Serenity Character Are You?
- Conchango puts a nice little Vista Gadget out there for SQL Server
- Getting Serious About Gaming?
- Games Workshop could learn a thing or two from our XNA license...
- How is that possible? I guess some people can't hold their caffeine...
- Meet the Rangers (Houston, Tejas)
- Welcome the newest Microsoft BI blogger!
- If I were in sales and Steve Jones were my customer...
- It’s Good to Be in Business Intelligence and Data Warehousing?
- Shiny! Four-player online co-op campaign mode for H3.
- A show of hands, please. Who is NOT taking the day off on Tuesday 25 September 2007?
- Ooh, the free market actually impacts public universities? Wow!
- Ooh, more free-time filler! I heart XNA.
- Both
- The value of soft skills.
- This is only funny if...
- RE: The value of a little failure here and there
- More required reading: AntiPatterns
- Incorrect logic operator selection
- Who's doing code reviews these days?
- What would I do?
- But do you want to be great?
- Goodness! Be careful, people!!
- Business Intelligence Best Practices?
- Yeah, me, too. I always forget on a fresh install.
- Plug-n-Play command line in Vista
- Back Burner: Evaluate Change Director for SQL Server
- Note to self: SSRS Scale-Out Checklist
- OK, more fun with Vista on x64 with VIA SATA RAID VT8237
- The same can be said of data architects...
- Microsoft eScrum now up on Download Center!
- I normally hate these things...
- I didn't miss him while he was gone...
- Microsoft on SourceForge?
- The Quiz Lives!
- 38. 39. Whatever it takes.
- So long 32-bit. We barely knew ye...
- Can you hear me now?
- Mirror, mirror
- SourceForge getting into the contract coder marketplace?
- Is this like dreaming about having a dream?
- Note to self: 0xC0047041
- Thanks, Len! More SSAS performance than the law allows...
- Yes, I got the memo, but I'm not sure it's entirely accurate...
- Is this why we can't get kids to study computer science?
- It's not an addiction. It's work. Honest!
- Patent applications to become a full contact sport?
- Is there a reasonable expectation of encryption?
- Next? Oracle to bet $3.3 billion on BI?
- Good advice for consultants, too, not just employees.
- An obsessive-compulsive by any other name...
- What's the most expensive bug you've ever written?
- Video Games May Lead to... Surgery?
- Registration opens in 2 days...
- It must have been Official Download Day yesterday: Virtual PC 2007 was RTW, too.
- Cool new data mining toys!
- To my boss(es): See? It's not my fault!
- Oooooh! Pivot diagrams in Visio...
- As cool as PerformancePoint is...
- Note to self: Update BizTalk documentation
- High Stakes Data Miners?
- Uh-oh. I might have to root for Apple again?
- Hello, World! humor
- What do you call an anti-populist organizational structure?
- Not always free or open?
- Putting Unit Tests to Work (for the database)?
- One good use for molecular chemistry! (Caffeinated doughnuts?!)
- Writers for The Onion moonlight at PC World?
- Google takes aim at BN and Amazon?
- Immortal computing gives new meaning to the phrase long term planning
- New Rules for Old Geeks? Amen.
- Military to recruit Xbox players in the near future?
- Welcome aboard, Don!
- Ubiquitous Quality Culture?
- Congratulations to Donald Farmer & the whole BI crew
- Is your daylight going to be saved this year?
2006 35
- No Merry Golfmas Today
- Halo 3 cured my Hotmail problem (really!)
- I'm ambivalent about Exam Insurance
- Workaround for error in Configure Distribution Wizard
- 150 meteors per hour?
- Hey, I resemble that remark. (I have a new theme song!)
- Giving Live Writer a try...
- You’ve got to wonder what is so important...
- McAfee ASAP collision with old version of Daemon Tools fixed with new version?
- Possible justification(s) for... toys?
- Ask and ye shall (eventually) receive?
- LoggingMode.UseParentSetting is a good idea, but... beware the connection string!
- I can try, but I’d sure like to be able to catch.
- Use the OleDbConnection, Luke! (in Integration Services)
- How many of these do you violate?
- How often do YOU press F1 and expect a real answer?
- What year is it? (Or, “what not to do to make your project fail.”)
- My BI thought for the day.
- Do inexpensive SD cards make ReadyBoost more attractive?
- Installer, check thy dependencies!
- Proofreading as a Smell
- My Favorite Quote from TR3
- Houston, we have Bluetooth on Vista! And Power ISO works nicely.
- Thanks, Keith! KPC650 now phones home with Vista.
- Update Your BOL & Samples
- MDX Expression for TechReady
- Requirements for Success of BI Projects: The Question
- Note to Self: This means you forgot to check the package out of SourceSafe, again.
- Oooh! When can I buy one? I must have a Hyanide!
- Migrating off of Teradata and Business Objects onto SQL Server 2005
- Hi, I work for Bill (for a little while longer).
- Building Bridges to Nowhere
- Autism Every Day on MSNBC
- Optimizing my virtual world?
- When your buttons get pushed