Math with Bad Drawings
Lover of math. Bad at drawing.
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2025 15
- Curves to curve by.
- 10 best triangles of the 21st century (so far).
- Oxbridge of America
- Is math discovered or invented?
- The mathematics of “are we there yet?”
- Ask the Algorithm
- A mathematician’s coming-of-age story.
- Literary genres as equations.
- Fashion tips for writing math.
- A world without zero. (February 2025 in bad drawings)
- “Find my age” puzzles (but with all true facts).
- January 2025 (with bad drawings)
- The illusory consensus of math reform.
- Puzzles of strange coinage (increasing in difficulty).
- A survey of recent works in Oulipo.
2024 46
- Adrienne Rich, mathematician.
- 2024 in math puzzles.
- Good Karl Weierstrass
- A sequence of puzzles (about sequences).
- November 2024 (with bad drawings)
- What’s the use of math history?
- Proof as a form of literature.
- Mathematical plot devices.
- October 2024 (with bad drawings).
- Please deface my books.
- Of trashcans and thimbles.
- Edgar Degas, mathematician.
- Key theorems about (learning) calculus.
- A tale of two calculus books
- September 2024 (with bad drawings).
- An old math joke comes to life.
- An axiom of choice is an axiom of hope.
- The same old pieces of colored glass.
- The social life of a graph theorist.
- Incompleteness.
- Advice for teaching a huge online class.
- Back-to-school materials for your PhD in Math.
- The house of symbols and the tree of ideas.
- August 2024 (with bad drawings)
- Bacterial growth: even more exponential than you thought.
- The doomed love of the pure mathematician.
- The dawn of nothing.
- Beauty is in the i (and the e, and the pi) of the beholder.
- NYT wins the gold medal for medal visualization.
- What’s missing in math? Witty, insightful quotes.
- Which “mean” do you mean?
- July 2024 (with Bad Drawings)
- A roundup of recent books on math
- “Let’s iterate on that.”
- The Finances of the American Household, in 3 Charts
- Kind vs. nice.
- Is this the silliest scoring system ever?
- Is the derivative a rhetorical intensifier?
- On abstraction.
- Math for English Majors
- What’s the opposite of mathematics?
- Quotable Mathematics
- The Puzzle of the Prankster Twins
- A math teacher’s advice for parents.
- Why did you round 3560 to 3500 instead of 3600?
- A riddle about jigsaw puzzles.
2023 11
- The Battlestar Galactica Theory of Math Education
- Should math class be hard?
- Data Science Contest: Which U.S. Cities are the True Twins?
- What I’ve Been Reading
- Mathematicians Play “Set”
- A Brief Collection of Math Metaphors in Literature
- Err, and err, and err again; but less, and less, and less.
- Is “data science” an academic discipline?
- The Other Golden Ratios
- Paperback Writer
- Solo Flights: A Free Companion Text to “Math Games with Bad Drawings”
2022 10
- Optimizing your life without losing your soul.
- On parents, children, and a newborn book of mathematical games.
- Confessions of a Luddite mathematician.
- I can’t multiply 2573 by 389.
- Transitivity and its failures.
- Two ways to play chess. Also, two ways to live.
- A theory of trios.
- A Love Story of Machine Learning
- What makes a great puzzle? Five books, five answers.
- A book of deep, easy-to-play mathematical games (and why they matter).
2021 24
- NHL, Please Fix Your Standings
- A Hundred Thousand Billion Poems
- The SI Unit for Cuteness.
- The Horrors of log(log(log(t)))
- The Seven Deadly Sin(e)s
- Your digit-swapping birthday.
- dAlice/dt in Wonderland
- Books I Loved in 2021 (first half)
- Road Signs for Mathematics
- “Simplifying” is subjective. Also, crucial.
- If Fermat Had Wider Margins
- Kafka Explains Math Education
- Advice for snobs.
- When a trillion dice are no better than a dozen.
- He invented calculus, but you could smoke him at Monopoly.
- Your probabilistic personality.
- Against mathematical proof.
- How lectures came to be.
- Advice to Math Teachers Joining Twitter
- A year behind in math.
- Bad exams, great class: an unusual case study in excellent teaching
- Is a zebra black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?
- Humble Alternatives to Daylight Savings Time
- Defining “Cat” Without the Cat
2020 20
- Books I Loved in 2020
- Three Different Ways of Calling Math “Dry”
- The Uncanny Wisdom of Twitter Polls
- Democracy isn’t math. But it isn’t NOT math.
- What Graphs Reveal (If You Give Them Time)
- Math Games with Bad Drawings
- Six Strategic Pen-and-Paper Games (from a Strange and Bottomless Mind)
- 11 Geometry Puzzles That Drive Mathematicians to Madness
- More Great Ways to Annoy a Mathematician
- Kids Say the Darnedest Cubics
- $500 Million for Bloomberg Equals… What for You or Me?
- A Compendium of Cool Internet Math Things
- “What Makes a Great Teacher?” Answered by 4 Great Teachers
- The Truly Common Core
- Felt-Tip Geometry
- STEM Academia: The Game
- The Mystery of the Super Bowl Match-Ups
- Six new geometry puzzles. How many can you solve?
- The Game of Snakes
- Books I Loved in 2019
2019 45
- The Incalculable Joy of Fermi Questions
- 366 Days of Math
- Why Does Everything Make Us Feel Old?
- Geometry Puzzles for a Winter’s Day
- “Inflation” Is Not One Thing
- Inequalities Are Not Broken Equations
- Let’s All Burn Calculus in Effigy
- The Anti-Calculator Puzzle
- The Novelist and the Gasket
- Lined Paper from Another Dimension
- An Open Letter to Microsoft Excel
- The Tilted Twin (and other delights)
- Who are the Foxes and Hedgehogs of Mathematics?
- The Quiet Revolution of the “Math Gals” T-Shirt
- The Four Words at the Heart of Calculus
- Who Approves of Approval Voting?
- What’s the Radius of a Day?
- Instagram-Ready Graphs (Made of String Cheese, Hairpins, and Burnt Matches)
- How to End a Proof
- Why Isn’t 1 a Prime Number?
- The Adventures of Captain Math
- The Best Joke I’ve Ever Written (according to my wife Taryn)
- Change is the Only Constant
- Green + Green = Pink
- Why Baseball Statistics Matter
- Why Teachers Should Read John Urschel’s Book
- Errors in “Math with Bad Drawings”
- Misconceptions in Astronomical History
- Let’s Rename the Pythagorean Theorem
- My Favorite Math Comic That Isn’t a Math Comic
- The Electoral College, According to a Math Teacher
- The Case Against Galileo
- The Three-Body Problem for Dishes
- A Biography of Archimedes, Written Entirely in Anagrams for “Archimedes”
- If Dr. Seuss Knew Calculus
- Truly the Natural Base
- The Strange Sympathies of the Teacher
- The Serious Truth About Silly Mistakes
- The Carnival of Mathematics
- When Does Insurance Fail?
- The Persistent Pedantry of the Mathematical Mind
- Choose Your Superpower
- A Brief Case Against Limits
- Books I Loved in 2018, Organized Into Mini-Genres
- Thirdsday: the Holiday That’s 33.33…% Better Than Any Other
2018 38
- Haircut Optimization
- A Glut of Math Jokes
- 13 Universities in 15 Days (with Bad Drawings)
- When the Math is Pretty But the Truth Ain’t
- I’m Going on a Random Walk
- The Test of the Parallels
- Twenty Questions (Of Maddening, Delicious Geometry)
- Fractal Carpet Pricing
- What a Mathematical Pirate Says
- Fermat’s Last Paraphrase
- Your Earliest Mathematical Memory
- A City on a Polar Grid (and 15 other math cartoons)
- Errors No More Egregious Than Confusing “Million” and “Billion”
- The Bubble Under the Mathematical Rug
- Poem on a Pyramid
- The Teacher Who Only Says Gimme
- The Forgotten Dream of the Fields Medal
- A Brief History of Gregor Mendel
- Why It’s So Hard to Surprise a Mathematician
- Powers Great and Small
- Math Explained through Anagrams
- Four Ways of Thinking About a Line
- If Fairy Tales Were Graphs
- My Favorite Student-Advisor Moment
- The Book
- Matrix Jokes
- The Hyperbole of Elliptic Geometry (and 14 Other Math Cartoons)
- Tales of Pythagoras
- The Third Millennium of Those “Find My Age” Algebra Problems
- Love Poems for Mathematicians
- The Limitations of Genies (and 18 other math cartoons)
- The ABC Book of e
- The Know-Nothing Oscar Pool
- The Reluctant Gatekeeper
- The Twitter Logo is Just Circles
- Math Classes Every College Should Teach
- Compass Constructions Made Easy
- A Borrowed Joke (and 15 other math cartoons)
2017 61
- Things to Know About the Year 2018
- The Terrible Truth About Dreidel
- The Three Barriers to Deep Thinking in School
- Doughnut Price is a Topological Invariant (and 13 other math cartoons)
- Epitaphs in the Graveyard of Mathematics
- What To Do When the Whole Class is Failing
- The Math with Bad Drawings Reader Survey!
- A Mathematician is Grateful For…
- A Mathematician’s Resume-Building Tips
- A World Without the Number 6
- The World’s Spookiest Math Stories
- Fake an Answer and Run Away
- 5 Ways to Troll Your Neural Network
- Mathematicians Make Pasta and Eat Corn
- The Professor vs. the NSA
- Insatiable for Updates
- No, There’s No Nobel in Math
- The Fortune of Mathematicians
- 25 Are Here, and 1 Is Not
- A Probability Puzzle That You’ll Get Wrong
- The State of Being Stuck
- A Symphony with an Irrational Time Signature
- Literature’s Greatest Opening Lines, as Written By Mathematicians
- The Noncombustive Property of Skulls
- There Is No Perfect Teacher (Just a Bunch of Great Ones)
- The Hottest Tablet on the Market (Babylonian category)
- Everything Sounds Better with Mathematics
- The Case for the Brambles
- Three Rules for Tackling a World-Famous Math Problem
- Insurance Schemes the World Needs
- A Mathematician Looks at a Cat
- Never Buy Two Lottery Tickets
- 100-Word Stories
- Math-staches
- What Do You Do With 11-to-13-Year-Olds?
- Mathematicians Explain Sports to Each Other
- The Emergency Black-Box Checklist
- Life, in Coordinate Planes
- Commencement Speeches for Mathematicians
- Is Algebra Just a Series of Footnotes to the Distributive Property?
- The Three Phases of the Mathematical Life
- The Joy of Slightly Fishy Proofs
- Summer Blockbusters from a Nerdier Timeline
- Dear Mathematician Who Discovered Me…
- Lemony Snicket’s “A Series of Unfortunate Series”
- The Professor with a Billion Students
- It’s Obvious Why Students Cheat; We Just Can’t Agree on the Reason
- 250 Posts, Still Can’t Draw
- Logic Made Easy
- If Math Wrote Letters
- Limericks for Mathematicians
- Lines Beyond y = mx + b
- The Baby Name Book for Variables
- Flags of Mathland
- The Island of Democrats and Republicans
- How to Tell a Mathematician You Love Them
- History’s Most Evil Mathematicians
- A Guide to Mathematical Emotions
- Life, in Venn Diagrams
- Why Are Mathematicians So Bad at Arithmetic?
- 1.2 Trillion Ways to Play the Same Sudoku
2016 55
- Why the Number Line Freaks Me Out
- Imagine All the Numbers…
- The Catchy Nonsense of “Two Negatives Make a Positive”
- Viral Math News Stories
- Test: Do You Have Test Anxiety?
- The Further Mishaps of Young Gottfried Leibniz
- Other Ways to Carve Up the Math Curriculum
- Pick a Truly Random Number
- Mathematical Alternatives to the Electoral College
- The Student-to-Teacher Dictionary
- What I Tell Myself After a Bad Lesson
- Why “Competitive Marketplaces” are an Awkward Fit for Education
- Who Subsumes the Subsumers?
- When You Learn a New Language to Read a Single Book
- Sometimes the Noise is Signals, Too
- Collaboration (in Cartoons)
- The Essence of the HLF, in One Story
- 21 Essential Quotes from Sir Michael Atiyah
- The Universal Language (in Translation)
- On a Single Piece of Paper, Explain Your Research Area
- In a Quaint German Town, Mathematicians Converge
- If NFL Referees Behaved Like Academic Referees
- The Problem with Infinite Timelines
- Math Exams with Only One Question
- A Graphical Compendium of Changes From My Lifetime
- How do you master the rhythm of the logs?
- If Euclid Became an Oak
- How to Count to the Largest Number Ever Used
- UK vs. US: Who’s got the right way to teach math(s)?
- The Peacock-Tail Theory of AP Calculus
- Why Not to Trust Statistics
- We Hold These Mathematical Truths to Be Self-Evident
- I’m Not Just a Dot
- What Students See When They Look at Algebra
- 50 Killed, or 49?
- A Quadratic of Solace (or, Maybe Math Class Has a Purpose, Question Mark?)
- Where Does Your College Tuition Go?
- Ways to Answer the Question “Will This Be on the Test?”
- “Explanation is work for second-rate minds,” said the monster.
- The Essence of Mathematics, in One Beatles Song
- Symbols that Math Urgently Needs to Adopt
- Math is Crazy Hard to Define
- MBA: Master of Business Arts
- The Accidental Fraction Brainbuster
- A New Favorite Puzzle
- Decimal-Crazed Lunatics
- The Pi Day Recipe Book
- Why You Need Math: A Guide
- Why the Math Curriculum Makes No Sense
- FAQs about Self-Reference
- How to Edit Your Math Pessimism
- Math Books I Wish I Had on My Shelf
- The Number Line: A Journey
- Simplify!
- Unfortunate Metaphors for Teaching
2015 47
- A Mathematician’s New Year’s Resolutions
- Good Mathematician vs. Great Mathematician
- What Level of Teaching is Right for Me?
- Report Cards for Famous Mathematicians
- 9 Questions That Show How Common Core Math is Ruining America
- There’s No Such Thing as Triangles
- If We Talked About Other Subjects the Way We Talk About Math
- The Differentiation: A Survivor’s Tale
- The Quixotic Search for a “Fair” Math Test
- Counting to Five Is Harder Than You Think
- Practice Math Like a Baby
- Why I’ve Stopped Doing Interviews for Yale
- What Does Probability Mean in Your Profession?
- 13 Trig Functions You Need to Memorize Right Now
- The Exponential Bait and Switch
- The Mathematician’s Haiku Book
- The Smartest Dumb Error in the Great State of Colorado
- Oliver Sacks Knows What It Means to Teach
- An Open Letter to Benedict Carey
- Where the Laws No Longer Hold
- The Strange Music of the Harmonic Series
- Everything Is Linear (Or, the Ballad of the Symbol Pushers)
- Infinity Plus One: Please Check Your Intuitions at the Front Desk
- Mathemacomics
- US vs. UK: Who Grades Students?
- A Technique is Just a Trick That Went Viral
- Status Update from a Frustrated Mathematician
- One-Word Math Classes
- US vs. UK: Mathematical Terminology
- America Will Run Out Of Good Questions By 2050
- A Math Teacher’s Guide to Explaining Technology to Your Parents
- Statisticomics
- Metric Time
- The Math Ceiling: Where’s your cognitive breaking point?
- The Newcomb Paradox
- She Wants Us to Study for Math
- The Math Major Who Never Reads Math
- The Secret to All Areas
- Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Parabola
- Why Do We Pay Pure Mathematicians?
- The Math Learner’s Checklist
- The Church of the Right Answer
- Fearing the Unknown
- The “Word Problem” Problem
- Are You a Dish-Washing Robot?
- Number Smoothies
- How to Avoid Thinking in Math Class
2014 76
- And Equality for All
- The Religions of Academia
- The Sixth Sense for Multiplication
- Inefficient Spaceships
- Don’t Let a Mathematician Write Your Political Slogans
- Once, There Weren’t Numbers
- The Skeptic’s Horoscope
- Wrong But Not Stupid
- If Trigonometric Functions Wrote Letters to Each Other
- The Hard-to-Tell Story of the High School Classroom
- How Science and Math See Each Other
- Scenes from the “Real World” Where Math is Useful
- If the U.S. Congress Got to Legislate Physical Laws
- Mad-Lib Mathematics
- The Starbucks Experience, in Graphs
- The Lesson I Learned from Hating on the SAT’s Guessing Policy
- Elegant, Simple, Coherent, and… Oh Yeah, Totally Wrong
- Letters from a Calculus Class
- “Dead Poets Society” for Skeptics (or, How to Inspire Your Way into a Godawful Mess)
- The Death of Science Fiction
- Art Museum in Utopia
- One in a Million
- Your Own Biathlon
- Random Victories
- The Voldemort of Calculus Classes
- Nonstandard Dancing
- Wealth, Acclaim, and Fancy Catered Lunches (or, Why I’m a Teacher)
- Ray Bradbury is My Anti-Vonnegut.
- When Not Memorizing Gets in the Way of Learning
- The Self-Pity Paradox
- Playing to Lose (or, What Mucking Around with Sports Rulebooks Has to Do with Math)
- To the Class of 2014
- Mailbag: STEM Stereotypes, Intellectual Inadequacy, and the Crocodile Tears of the Math Student
- I think the SAT’s scoring system is gibberish.
- Star Trek with Bad Drawings (by me, age 6)
- Descartes’ PB&J (or, the Clever Idea at the Heart of High School Math)
- Nostalgia, in 5 Graphs
- Does hating math make you bad at it?
- Why should we use proofs in the first place?
- Please Don’t Beam Me Up, Scotty
- The Mathematical Dialect Quiz
- Math is always hard… until it isn’t.
- Math Objects That Look Like Foods, Depending How Hungry I Am
- Physicists give the best analogies.
- The Psychic Card Trick
- Minus Signs
- The Calculus of History
- The New Math Teacher
- Anxiety, Mathematics, and Words of Kindness
- A mathematician is a machine for turning coffee into theorems.
- A Teaching Philosophy I’m Not Ashamed Of
- The Argue-About-Anything Club
- Sorting the Tools from the Toys
- The Four Operations of Arithmetic
- The Real Bracketology
- Ain’t No Party Like a Topologist Party
- Teaching as Self-Sacrifice
- Mailbag #3: Quadratic Poems, Perfect Teachers, and the Controversial Equation of Ugly-Funny
- How to Talk to a Mathematician
- Scary Statistics
- Who Cheating Hurts
- Why I Don’t Trust Anyone’s “Perfect” School Model
- Permu-Combi-What-Now? (Or, the Mathematics of My Wedding Playlist)
- The Loneliest Number
- Confessions of a Math Major
- Freshman, Sophomore, Junior, Senior, Rebirth, Reckoning…
- Mailbag! (Doing Math in Your Head, Being Satisfied with Low Grades, and the Remarkable “Ghraph of Stupidity” )
- The Mathematician and the Unfinished Coffee
- The Math Aficionado’s Guide to High-Fives
- 39 Ways to Love Math
- Will you move in with me… and this puppy?
- If I Ran the Bank
- Undiscovered Math
- Interpreting Your Students’ Quiz Answers (An Illustrated Guide)
- Big, Bigger, and Big-Big-Bigger
- To-Do Complacency
2013 58
- Blaming the Last Guy
- Mailbag! (or, I Reply to Your Google Search Terms)
- 12 Days of Christmas, the Hard Way
- The 23rd-Best Sandwich I’ve Ever Had
- Whiteboards: A Love Story
- Her phone number is pi?
- The Teacher-Centric Universe (or, Galileo Would Be Ashamed)
- Right Before the Quiz
- Headlines from a Mathematically Literate World
- The Master, the Pupil, and the Clumsy Game of Chess
- Tic-Tac-Toe Puzzles (and the Difference Between a Puzzle and a Game)
- So Why Did You Go Into Teaching? (8 Ways Not to Answer)
- The Patterns in the Stonework
- The Mountain Where Rain Never Falls
- Learning to rock-climb is changing how I’ll teach math.
- The Wise Monkey
- The Student Every Teacher Dreams About
- The Swindler’s Coin
- Two-Column Proofs that Two-Column Proofs are Terrible
- The Riddle of the Odorless Incense
- The Mental Machinery of the Chess Master
- The Blindfold and the Chestnuts
- The Bear in the Moonlight
- 20 Easy Steps for Trading Up from a Paper Clip to a House
- Black Boxes (or: Just Say No to Voodoo Formulas)
- A Math Professor Consults on a Hollywood Movie
- Is Memorization Necessary, Evil, or Both?
- Student Engagement, Method #47
- The Humor Writers and the Too-Big Sofa
- The Human and the Cosmic
- Math Experts Split the Check
- The Kaufman Decimals
- 0.999…. and the Debate that Repeats Forever
- A Conversation That Made My Day
- Iron Man 3 Outsold the Entire Book-Publishing Industry
- History’s Greatest Chess Matches
- Learning is a Fluorescent Light
- A Fight with Euclid
- Ultimate Tic-Tac-Toe
- How Fast is Exponential Growth? (Or, Yao Ming Confronts the Vastness of the Universe)
- Three Sentiments (or, Ode to the School Year)
- Explain It To Me
- How to Remember Concavity
- Calculus Joke
- Following Recipes
- The Quadratic Formula Must Die! (or, Long Live the Quadratic Formula!)
- A Ray of Light
- The Graph Factory
- Why can’t you divide by zero?
- What did you get for #9? I got a snake.
- Degrees vs. Radians
- What It Feels Like to Have Wonderful Readers
- What It Feels Like to Be Bad at Math
- The Disease That Can Strike Anyone
- The Anxieties of Hermit Crabs
- Stupid Graphs!
- Fistfuls of Sand (or, Why It Pays to Be a Stubborn Teacher)
- What I Show My Students When They Get the Right Answer for the Wrong Reason