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2005 274

December 2005

29 DecThe tree, the tree, the tree is on fire.
27 DecDizz-knee
26 DecGas
25 DecHoliday Tech Support
24 DecThe packaging is reusable!
24 DecMet the Inlaws
22 Decslightly less enthusiastic about vacation
22 DecSproing!
22 DecYeay, vacation!
20 DecSn0w
19 DecAn open letter to the citizens and visitors of Portland…
19 DecMoving House
18 DecHo ho ho
16 DecSpace Cadets
15 DecBrrrr….
15 DecArts and Crafts
15 DecCounting down the days…
14 DecBrrrrr….
13 DecSeattle!
11 DecJack Daniels in church
11 DecGreetings!
9 DecGoogle Transit
8 Dec…and the way it goes Vroom Vroom Vroom!
7 DecI, for one, welcome our new IP television offerings. In spirit.
6 DecLOST Girls Gone Wild
5 DecWing of Bat, Skin of Mole
4 DecRegurgitating an Interesting Article
4 DecKitties!
3 DecFunded in part by the surreal. An angel, complete with reservoirs.
2 DecTea is the Answer
1 DecBowling Balls + Sledgehammers = FUN!

November 2005

30 NovGOOD morning!
27 NovFridge Pottyry
26 NovLet them eat cake
24 NovSilly Work Pre-4-Day-Weekend Wackiness
24 NovYoga weather
23 NovGames and Memories and Memories of Games
20 NovPinot Blue Ribbon
20 NovBarty Who? Doctor Crouch?
20 Nov… — …
19 NovPrimes
19 NovAn old east ghost town
19 NovPhotoblog
15 NovWeekend Fun
15 NovFurther Sony hi(jack)inks
13 NovCircus Contraption
13 NovStandby. Standby.
12 NovThank you. Namaste. Good Luck.
12 NovNotices!
11 NovRequiem for a Pie Fountain
11 NovDoes this mean I can play Grand Theft Auto now?
10 NovBellydance, Great Music, Chocolate, Flying Kim, and Bad SciFi Music
8 NovAmazon F’ Up, Revisited
7 NovAre the holes free, too?
7 Nov@Basement 4Kim
4 NovNot sure if I’m more or less comforted by the cameras
4 NovAnger at Amazon
2 NovWork and stuff
1 NovNew Camera On The Way
1 NovMonster Hash

October 2005

31 OctSir
31 OctZombie Baby Jesus
29 OctYou must be 18 to purchase *tobacco* products
27 OctDinner!
26 OctYo! Gah!
25 OctMeat
24 Octa-MAZE-ing!!!
24 OctHelicopter Chase!
24 OctGood Morning!
20 OctDreams With Nauseating Vertigo Are Fun!
18 OctThe Dropkick Murphys at Kell’s
17 OctPort Fapping
15 OctAre you now, or have you even been a 1s 440 KHz sine wave?
15 OctThe Lottery Deli
14 OctHey Mister Pecker
14 Oct“Faites chier la vache!”
13 OctLost fanaticism + Apple fanaticism
12 OctWindows Horizon
10 OctThe city with the college that Steve Jobs dropped out of…
9 OctDodgeball
8 OctGoogle RSS Webulation Thinger
6 OctThe Hanso Foundation
4 Oct“Today, we celebrate the first glorious anniversary of the Information Purification Directives”
3 OctSafely delivers a shock only if needed!
3 OctScience Puns
2 OctThat’s a funny place for a canoe.
1 OctMidnight! Last Call!
1 OctMove Any Mountain

September 2005

28 SepBroken “Windows”
28 SepStuffin’ Ourselves with McMuffins
26 SepLong Island x 2
25 SepDouble Crown Bellydance
22 SepCrack
21 SepDubya
20 Sep“He stopped throwing his knives as close to me. A woman can notice these things.”
18 SepCantaloupes
17 SepDay Off
16 SepiTunes 5
16 SepRant and Videos
15 SepDo you *see* any friggin’ sasquatches?!
15 SepThings I learned
13 SepEerie Zombie Dogs
11 Sep“Anything plus radish equals radish”
9 SepUpdate…
7 SepIn Other Mother-Earth-Hates-Us News…
7 SepHi-speed Without Wires
6 SepA Potpourri Of Information
6 SepPainting and BBQ, Without So Much Paint
3 SepLOOK, MA! I’M A BLOGGER-SLASH-REPORTER! IT’S THE NEW MEDIA!
3 SepStuff
2 SepItems From The Past Few Days

August 2005

31 AugThe Holy Google Empire
30 AugPainting Party!
29 AugRingRingRingRingRingRingRingRing
29 AugThe Robert Palmer Girls
27 Aug“As the flames rose to her roman nose / and the iPod started to melt…”
26 AugSlinging Paint
22 AugThank Yahoo, come again.
21 AugFlim
20 Aug/dev/ninja
19 Aug“Goodbye, my network buffer, forEVAR!”
16 AugAnother Ebenezer Post
16 AugFor those that think Ebenezer is ugly…
15 AugTips of the Day
11 AugWork Stuff…
11 AugDo not confuse “toga party” and “yoga party”
2 AugThe Mighty Mouse
2 AugBosom
1 Aug“Camping” in Oregon

July 2005

26 JulLet’s leave stewardship of our bodies to the gub’ment. We trust the gub’ment to properly manage it,
23 JulGeek Fair
22 Juldead opossum
20 Jul“This is your receipt for your husband… and this is my receipt for your receipt.”
19 JulHot, Take 2
19 JulHot
17 JulPerplexsoapy
14 JulDocumentation Review
14 JulGeekery
12 JulHoney
10 JulYa’ got yer charts, and ya’ got yer graphs
6 JulCharts and Graphs
5 JulA less stressful car day
5 JulPortrait of a Suburban Male in America
1 JulPodcast Meetup

June 2005

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April 2005

March 2005

February 2005

28 FebNo words, just pictures
25 FebSoy and Audio Overload
23 FebSociability + Alcohol + Technology == Fun
22 FebDear Lazyweb,
18 FebFour word subject line
18 Feb“You got a real perty mouth”
17 FebRandomness
15 FebSecretDNA
15 Feb“Be the first person to review this item!”
14 FebLunchtime Poll
14 FebBrok3n
14 FebPhotos
14 FebWe’re walking; we’re walking….
12 FebPodcasts
8 FebAn open letter to yo’ motha’
7 FebNo home should be without the schizophrenicscope
6 FebYo! Squared!
4 FebAccording to Eric…
1 FebiPhoto books are cool
1 FebDead. Lines.

January 2005

30 JanTim Depp and Johnny Burton
28 JanHmmm
28 JanBelsen was a gas, I heard the other day
26 JanLens cap!
25 JanA funny thing happened to me on the way to the factory
23 JanMiniMac
21 JanQuestion!
21 JanHawthorne Riot?
19 JanMac Mini Upgrades
18 Jan12-Sided Died!
18 JanA note from the brain damage department…
18 JanSick, Ice, Lost
12 JanMini Shipping
12 JanDon’t eat the peppermint
12 JanJobs Does It Again
11 JanAll Your Reality Are Belong To Alternate
10 Janpeekchurs
10 JanPlate of Ice-9, Ice-9 Plate
7 JanRandomness
5 Jan“So I got on my cellphone by the Kentucky Fried Chicken on Burnside”
3 Jan“That’s very Zen of you. You must smoke pot.”
3 Jan“I took out the trash today and I’m on fire”

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December 2004

31 DecWe have a lovely view of the correctional facility
30 DecHello 2
29 DecObligatory Christmas Post
24 Decplate of shrimp
23 DecBugs, Cats, and Robots
21 DecI am voting for Mayor McCheese!
18 Declemonysnicketlemonysnicketlemonysnicket
17 DecDo not start your day by causing a small accidental fire in your office
15 DecNyucknyucknyuck
15 DecStop playing in the damn sandbox and do your half of the chores!
14 DecSpin The Bottle …err… Dreidel
13 DecThe Absinthe Minded Professor
12 DecYou and me and Big Bird make three–and Ernie’s got the video.
7 DecFur Rent
7 DecA Weekend Of Adventure!
3 DecHow about an “I don’t give a crap” button?
2 Dec“Under the blue blue sky/Stupid bluebirds fly/Eating butterflies/Sex in paradise”

November 2004

October 2004

31 OctThe Eyes Have It
27 OctEEEP! EEEP! EEP! eeep eep eeeeeeeeeep!
26 OctNeoZombies Reach Your Brain Through Your Eyes
26 OctOrder Of Operators And The Dinner Menu
25 OctRated ‘D’ for Democracy
20 OctPick Sures
19 OctWORK FROM HOME EARN $$$
18 OctDon’t Blame Me, I Voted For Koko
18 OctFree Mattress!
13 OctScary Pic Of The Weak
12 Oct“Because I could not stop for death; he kindly stopped for me”
11 OctLike Kung-Fu Theater: Catching A Fly Using Chopsticks
10 OctThe House Merlot Was Quite Tasty
10 OctCinnamon Raisin Bread! MMMmmm…
9 OctNight on the Town, Blight on the Crown, Smite me a Noun, whatever…
8 OctStuff and Junk
6 OctI took her. To. A. Supermarket. I don’t know. Why. But it had to. Start. Somewhere.
4 Octand the monkey is wearing a little robe
4 OctCoffee and Book … Finally
3 OctFancy Musique And Stuff
1 OctHungry, Hungry Monkeys!

September 2004

30 SepStill a walk, but in the opposite direction
29 SepI saw you! On your bike!
28 SepVariables won’t; constants aren’t
28 SepPEEEEK-CHURS!
27 SepBrandon’s Fridge
27 SepPretentious Pic of the Day
23 Sepbool bladePower = (powerBitmask & 0x0001 << bladeNumber) != 0;
20 SepOf Pumpkins and Drum Circles
17 SepObsessive Constructive
15 Sep[Title Goes Here]

August 2004

July 2004

31 JulSorry to harsh your mellow
30 Julportland-diedrichs
28 JulSystem Overload!
27 JulToo busy for updates
22 Jul“Fill this cup.” “Can I choose what to fill it with?”
21 Jul“We’re planning to break the record by flying maybe 70′, but any more is up to God or Elvis.”
21 JulAssorted Updates
17 Jul“We are not amused”
17 JulThree cheers for job offers!
16 JulNike? Yeah, take a number and sit over there.
14 JulUpdate your contact lists!
13 JulThe Spine / The Spine Surfs Alone
13 JulJobby Jobs
12 JulHappy Times and Moving
8 JulPeekchurs!
8 JulHouse details…
8 Julunder blue houses
7 JulRoscoe’s
6 JulFIRE!FIRE!FIRE!
4 JulBlues Festival, Day 1
3 JulCallback!
2 JulJob and Food
1 JulHousey

June 2004

30 JunKitty Antics
28 JunIt would suck to be in stasis for thirty years
28 JunThis entry needs a witty subject line
27 Jun“Theives, Jewish Weddings, Parisian Tramps, and the Enigmatic Marlene Deitrich”
25 Jun“Worn out second-hand sentences”
25 JunRandomness…
22 JunThe Fight
21 JunBusyBusyBusy
18 JunUpdates, updates, updates
16 JunGrrrr….
16 JunSnatched
15 JunSkinny Puppy Stream-of-Consciousness
12 Jun“Making time in a low rent highrise no place to go downtown…”
11 JunEverybody’s moving! You know you want to!
10 JunDay. In compressed form.
8 Jun“Good morning, good morning, we talked the whole night through”
8 JunRandom Randomness
5 JunGood morning! Wakey Wakey!
5 Jun“You are free to do as we tell you”
3 JunLunatics, Loot, and Language
2 JunForestry and Machinery
1 JunAWWWW…CRAP!
1 JunNonmusical Music and Nonfree Free Television

May 2004

30 May“Jack Shows Meg His Tesla Coil”
29 MayThe waitress knows kung foo
28 MayOpen Your Eyes
27 MayEEEEEeeeee!
26 MayI GOT THE DIGITS!
26 MayAm I going to have to write my own news reader?
25 MayDocBook Rant
24 May“Everybody, you have to stop! Stop eating! It’s not beef. It’s made of people!”
23 MayPaper, Food, Food, and Food
23 May“They got! The muuuuusstaaaaaard! Ouuuuuuuut! They got the mustard out!”
21 May“Mr. Jennings is not not a super agent. He is an engineer.”
19 MayFrom the abstraction of an abstraction department:
18 MayScaliwag!
17 May“You know, I hate to ask, but are friends electric?”
15 MayDidja Get The Memo?
15 MayEbenezer Antics
13 MayThe clock blurs to keep up with time
12 May“Where is my taco? I cannot seem to find my taco.”
11 May“He spake, neglecting sound and sense”
10 MayWord to your mutha!
8 May“David Bowie came to town, flying overhead. ‘Don’t you did my chops,’ he cried?”
5 May“There’s a brand new dance, but I don’t know its name”
3 MayPatio Computing
2 MayNoshing and Moshing
2 MayMonkey Biscuits (Orange Flavor), 8oz
1 MayIs that coffee or brine?

April 2004

March 2004

31 Mar“And they laughed at Jules Verne, too.”
30 Mar“Once upon a time there was a magical place where it never rained, the end.”
30 MarThis reminds me of nopantsday.com
29 Mar“Hey you, with the pretty face, welcome to the human race”
25 Mar“Well, technically, it *IS* brain damage”
24 Mar“We’re crooks. If everything was right, we’d be in jail.”
23 Mar“He’s awfly spry for a dead feller”
22 MarRandomness
22 MarMicrobrew and Quantum Physics
21 MarInterstate Pizza
18 MarThe modernized H.G. Wells “Time Machine” is craptastically bad
14 MarCan you hack it like an Aibo?
12 MarEverything has got a moral if you can only find it
11 MarA little old, but still scary
10 MarToo Much Thought For One Hand
8 MarParsnips-A-Plenty!
6 MarPowells, Parking, Parody, Pictures
5 MarA Caucus Race! A Caucus Race!
4 MarThe Gremlin
2 Mar“I will make all the iApps my bitches!”
1 MarSushi, Vertigo, and Kitties

February 2004

January 2004

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December 2003

27 DecBlah 3
23 DecExplodey Head, Hurty Throat
23 DecAppear-ance Loathing In The OC
22 Dec“How do we work when the servers are burning?”
20 DecSupposedly, it is normal for a cat owner to be neurotic
20 DecNot an itinerary, just a checklist
18 Dec“Can’t sleep. Clowns will eat me.”
17 DecPower to the People!
16 Dec“We get signal!”
13 Dec“Be Back Before Dawn”
12 DecKittens and Cameraphones
7 DecWho wants to give me VC for an amazing post-dot-com money making idea???
6 DecMeetings and Vacations and Pictures, Oh My!
4 DecNews From Around My Mind
3 Decthe meat of the giant black centipede
2 DecA Rude Awakening
1 DecI’ll have the Moons Over My Hammy

November 2003

30 NovKitten Spit
28 NovWarning: Rant
27 NovGreetings From Dimension Obvious
26 NovI’m not done and I won’t be ’till my head falls off
26 Nov“Et tu, Scratch?”
23 NovIt’s over! It’s finally over!
22 NovOh, letters! We’ve got letters!
20 NovSnow
17 Novwmap v2.0
17 NovLet’s play email pachinko!
15 NovI’m a Law Thing!
14 NovPhone Post:
12 NovBullet Points
6 NovSpoiler-Free Matrix Slamming
4 NovInvasion of the iPod People! In 3-D!
3 Nov“It’s true you don’t see many dwarf women. In fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, that they are mistaken for dwarf men.” “It’s the beards.”
3 NovSlow Rain
2 NovI want to go back to bed, but that only makes it worse

October 2003

30 OctIt’s probably not what you think
25 OctMore Smores
23 OctPower dump of lots of little things…
19 OctThere’s a fish in the percolator
18 OctThe Further Antics of Diebold
17 OctOf Fast Food And Cats
15 OctCrushing Is The Answer
15 OctHalloween Costumes For All
13 OctFire!Fire!Fire!
12 OctPushing Is The Answer
10 OctStats are fun!
9 OctAll Your Bandwidth Are Belong To The Matrix
8 OctYou broke the game. Go home.
7 Oct10 is for everything
5 OctKidding On The Square
5 OctInvalid Username/Password
3 OctAd Nauseum…
3 OctRock the Vote, Rock the Boat, Block the Vote, Unlock the Vote
1 Oct“This sentence is a meme, please copy it for yourself then remove a word of your choice and insert a new aardvark of your choosing.”

September 2003

30 SepThe Kittens Are Not Polydactyl
30 SepMiss-Kitty-Fantastico
29 SepDream Police
28 SepInside: Free Amulet To Protect You From Falling Meteorites
27 SepWe do not gnaw on our kitty
26 SepKitty Gnus
26 SepWithout Saying
25 SepGreppuccino
24 Sep“I’ve got The Precious! I’ve got The Precious!”
23 SepThis Subject Has Contains Two Verbs
22 Sep“Make The Robot Fuck Something”
21 Sep“Read A Book”
19 SepHR: Can’t Live With Them, Can’t Live Without
19 SepLJRandText v1.1
18 SepIt Came From The Great Lakes
17 SepFinding a Needle in a Pornstack
16 SepVerisign’s Wildcard
14 SepCuriouser and curiouser…
13 SepD-Land Accident
10 SepPlaying Atari Adventure
10 Sep“A method or apparatus to enhance the probability of not getting a ticket”
8 Sep“A new video card is 1.5 times as desirable as a baby”
4 SepNotes from the underground
2 SepWalkthrough 2
2 SepFreevo and Porn

August 2003

31 AugCan’t sleep clowns will eat me…or at least can’t sleep for some reason
31 AugIt is billed as a comedy, but it will end up being horror
31 AugLJRandText
30 AugLow Blows From AOL To LJ
29 Aug“Put Some South In Yo Mouth!!!”
25 AugWeapons of Mass Storage
23 AugMy SPOON is too SMALL
23 AugWeird Al was on NPR this morning. Does he count as a psychopath?
19 AugZydeco
17 AugSay Cheese
17 Aug“I’m sorry, we are fresh out of Waldorfs”
15 AugToo Hot To Hoot.tooH oT toH ooT
14 AugElvis needs boats. Elvis needs boats.
11 AugWanker’s Corner
11 AugTake a Virtual Tour
11 AugHelloooo Oregon
9 AugWakeyWakey

July 2003

June 2003

30 JunMusic Mavericks
30 JunGuinness–it’s not just for breakfast!
29 Jun“I guess it’s about time for our William Tell routine”
26 JunYes, but is it potable?
23 JunSpoken word/Broken word, pə-tā’-tō/pə-tä’-tō, binary/boolean
22 JunIf it pleases the court…
22 Jun…in which we discover everyone wants to think they know majick
21 JunEveryone loves the Harlem Globetrotters!
20 JunKaboom Raider
19 JunCaution: Guillotine Ahead
18 Jun“SCO sued me, and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt”
17 JunPlay that funky bean can, white boy
15 JunKelpe
14 Jun“It’s like a helium Nazi war machine”
10 JunCzech Out The Caboose On That Government
9 JunWatch out for the face-biting old lady in the wheelchair
4 JunSmarterer Child
3 JunCan we get a house with beef siding?
1 JunWhere in your bunghole is Carmen Sandiego?

May 2003

April 2003

30 AprFriends
29 AprMusique Non-Stop, Techno-Pop
28 AprDon’t believe his lies, he is the one, kill him.
27 AprIn unrelated news, I discovered the source of the odor
25 AprI am Jack’s Integrated Development Environment
24 AprL’hippo a pique’ ses pantalons. (The hippo stole his pants.)
23 AprMac Rumors
21 Apr“Happy Keister!”
19 Apr“Yoga With Junkies” dot com
18 AprI AM OPPRESSED BY GRAVITY!
16 Apr“If you run, you’ll go to jail tired”
13 Apr“Based everything belongs to us, it is.”
11 AprLappy Top
6 AprWho the fuck am *I* to say fuck to all these other fucking things?
6 AprBlackout
3 AprHybrid Radiohead Flute
1 AprLeapin’ Lizards!
1 AprHybrid

March 2003

31 MarAmerican Beauty Man’s Friend, Blonde Mullet Wrestler Man
27 MarVery good, Mr. Wooster
21 MarText messaging from Portland
20 MarBlowin’ Shit Up
19 MarWould you smell my button-hole?
8 MarHistory erased via substitution of an identical object
6 MarThe other day I… uh, no, that wasn’t me
5 MarCovet Thy Neighbor’s Anagrams
3 MarSummer in the wintertime
2 Marpool of ice cream
1 MarIt thought my sea-monkeys were crayfish at first

February 2003

25 FebComedy is…
24 FebTabs and Books
23 FebBut What Is The ISBN Number?!
21 FebWarning: Rant!
21 FebAll Jedi had was a bunch of muppets.
17 Febsegfault, core dumped
12 FebNotes from throughout the day, digest
11 FebI need to start paying more attention
10 FebSomeone in a club tonight has stolen my ideas
10 FebMore SoulSeek Information
9 FebSoulSeek Outage News(?)
7 FebAttention all Officers
6 FebI didn’t set the fire. I may have swiped that foot, though.
6 FebDid I mention how much I love Redhat packages? No? That is because they blow.
4 FebCheerleading Death Squads
3 FebShuttle
1 FebList

January 2003

31 JanAtilla The Nun!
31 JanVerne Troyer Emulator, Anyone?
27 JanWhat’s in yer bag?
27 JanI wonder if it is going to be rated Aaarrrrrrr, matey?
25 JanI love the smell of napalm coffee in the morning
24 JanLavender Coffee
23 JanGarlic Coffee
20 JanA pox upon ~/
16 JanB2B eCom WSF (With a Side of Fries)
11 JanRights and Freedoms and Stuph
7 JanChristmas All Over Again
7 JanI almost ran into a Christmas tree
2 JanGeourl
1 JanAn Objective-C Rant

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December 2002

30 Dec“We’re gettin’ the band back together”
27 Dec“It’s not raining, my ninja monkey is actually pelting you with poo”
25 DecGeneration X-Mas
24 DecMerry Christmas to all, and to all a good plight.
24 DecPipsquack
23 Dec“I’m dying, Ferris.” “You’re not dying, you just can’t think of anything good to do.”
23 Dec“You’ve taken everyone else’s cheese.”
22 DecAll walk and no car make Brian something-something
20 DecBibbidy Bobbity Poo
17 DecPushing is the answer
16 DecGold Box
14 DecMy Kingdom For A … Nunnery!
13 DecNobody Knows The Words To Bonanza
10 DecLate Morning Adventures
9 DecTora Tora Watermelon
8 DecFriends don’t let friends use Microsoft
2 Dec4 gigs down, 76 to go…

November 2002

30 Nov0d 2h 34m Remaining
28 NovOS X Suggestions?
28 NovA Thanksgiving Prayer
27 NovJumping Bean Capsules, But Not
25 NovI hanker for a hunk o’ cheese
23 NovIs that his real name?
19 NovSPAM in the place where you are/Ham and pork
16 Nov“I got yer flavor”
14 NovROCK THE VOTE…or something…
14 NovEvil
13 NovTime for a lunchtime poll
13 NovI just put my money where my mouth is
10 NovAll wet and no internet make Brian something-something
4 Nov7 days
1 NovAshes to ashes, we all fall down

October 2002

September 2002

30 SepPhat Profits
30 SepCopying…still copying…still copying…still copying…
30 SepFlying Dreams
29 SepSugar Frosted Brain Flakes
27 SepMetamucil headphones, oh yeah.
27 Sep“Initiative comes to thems that wait.”
23 SepEveryone goes to the freak show to laugh at the freaks and the geeks
22 Sep“I can’t eat sprayable cheese since that performance art.” -Steve
13 SepSea Monkeys
13 Sep“Dental Ass-Reaming In Your Favor!”
12 SepYou say people gonna die?
10 SepGo to level 8, go directly to level 8, do not pass go, do not collect 200 coins
9 SepI’M SCOTT EVIL!
9 SepThank you Mario, but our princess is in another castle
3 SepKeep Out Of Children
2 SepWrenches, books, and dreams

August 2002

July 2002

31 JulPretend I wrote a really good journal entry here
30 JulI get to move my cubicle again
28 JulWeird Al at the fair
26 JulEffect Without a Cause
26 Jul?!?!?!!
25 JulBlah 2
19 JulThe greatest thing you’ll ever learn…
18 JulBeanbag Sofa [pic]
18 JulRather Have a Root Canal
17 JulOuch
16 JulTwo Turntables and a Microphone
16 JulTPS Report
15 Jultoo many DVDs
14 JulDown in the park with a friend called five
14 JulD land
10 JulFIRE!FIRE!
8 JulAudioGalaxy is no longer a file sharing service
7 JulWhen Harry Got Mail in Seattle
1 JulIn New York, the cashiers wear latex gloves

June 2002

27 JunMeet’n’Greet
27 JunPowering Down
23 JunDo you feel the pain?
21 JunThe Great Certivo Move
20 JunOffice Spacial Relationships
20 JunLowry! Sam Lowry! HAS ANYONE SEEN SAM LOWRY!?!!
17 JunDid I do that? Oopsie.
9 JunHey Joe, what do you know?
8 JunOffice Ranting
7 JunKetchup
3 JunSoy Bean; Wheat Flour; Alcoholic Cont: Less Than 1%; Amino Acid
2 Jun“I Got Algorithm”

May 2002

29 MayJust because you’re not paranoid, it doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you…
27 MayCalvin peeing on Calvin peeing on Calvin peeing on…
27 MayHealth is all I’m asking for / Love is all I need
26 MayNaked Chicken
25 MayPho’ 79
24 MayGeek Alert! Geek Alert!
24 MayI don’t beat clocks, just people. Wanna try me?
19 MayG is for grep, a clever detective
16 MayWhat was your role in all this? The bass player?
14 MayWinner!
13 MayKriss Kross
11 MayWhy is there a watermellon there?
9 MayHelicopters
8 Maya mess on my hands and at my feet
8 MayLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaIAmNotListeningToYouLaLaLaLa
7 Mayrefined red wine is divine by the Rhine
5 MayMagi Ex Machina
2 May“There was a point to this story, but it has temporarily escaped the chronicler’s mind”
1 MayHoopfully Flangle Me With Crinkly Bingled Worms

April 2002

March 2002

31 MarI like cheese
28 MarAn errant .jar file can steal hours of sanity
28 MarCereal and half-and-half
25 Maro/~ What I Like About Knotts… o/~
23 MarA big American flag printed on the ass
21 MarUnder The Sea
17 MarCrazy, Confusing Email Du-Jour
16 MarYarrgh…
15 MarWe fell like Greeks, we feel like Romans/Centaurs and monkeys just cluster ’round us
11 MarA link to your website has been placed on the Apple Sales Web
11 MarCoffee!
7 MarStupid White Men
5 MarJoe Frank

February 2002

27 FebGuilty by Design
27 FebClothespins Are To Be Closed
25 FebFIRE! FIREFIREFIREFIRE!
22 FebMoody :)
21 FebNegative Zero
20 FebGo figure…
19 Febblipverts
18 FebThere is no such thing as right and wrong, there’s just popular opinion.
17 FebCrazy Taxi
16 FebWe’re in a truck!
14 FebRadio Free Albemuth
14 FebNorton AntiVirASS
13 FebLJ Paid Account
12 FebThe Dead Man’s Float
12 FebBeat My Guest
7 FebWave at the particles as they pass, children!
6 FebI need FUZZY LOGIC to cook my RICE!
6 FebFertilla The Dancing Womb, Flapping Her Fallopian Tubes

January 2002

27 JanRandom
27 JanMicrocenter is cool!
21 JanI thought it said kiss the COOK
18 JanI thought it said: Kiss the COOK
17 JanI coo; you coo; we all coo for haiku
15 JanPipsquack
14 JanFood and Such
11 JanGive a hoot, read a book!
11 JanStuph
3 JanWhat’s a year, anyway?
1 JanNews Year Revolution

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December 2001

30 DecWho killed Laura Palmer?
21 DecHere we are now, entertain us
19 DecCrazy RISKS Story
17 Dec3 posts in a row. Ick.
17 DecI’m dreaming of a white noise christmas
17 DecI thought he said *CAKE* boat!
13 DecThis one time? At concentration camp?
6 DecFirewall Upgrade
5 Decsodium: 420mg
5 DecJava Woes
3 DecEverybody Likes Circus Freaks

November 2001

30 NovFirewaller
30 NovDead ant…dead ant…deadAntDeadAntDeadAnt
28 Nov“Your Test Results”
28 NovCoffee Stains
24 NovParody of a parody of a parody of a parody of a parody…
23 NovJBuilder Rocks!
16 Nov“Alas,” said the cat, and ate it up.
14 NovHollow Sounds
13 NovI don’t want to be here
9 NovMoses supposes his toses are roses
9 NovFun Work Stuff
7 NovAnother Journal Entry from the Palm…
7 NovCollect All 90!
3 NovScary work crap…
1 NovElevator Fall Down And Go Boom

October 2001

September 2001

August 2001

29 AugDear Diary…