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2025 9
- Altoids by the Fistful
- If it cites em dashes as proof, it came from a tool.
- Et tu, Panera?
- Shut Up and Dance
- Take This On-Call Rotation and Shove It
- Dirty, disgusting, filthy, lice-ridden boids.
- The "No, But" Engineer
- The Ideal Candidate Will Be Punched In the Stomach
- An Unwilling Participant in Your Smart Fantasy
2024 9
- The Mannheim Steamroller Version of "Deck the Halls" Is Insufferable and I Will Fight Anyone Who Disagrees
- Large Chainsaw Model
- The Fake Fixation
- This is [my dead grandmother]'s special day!
- Tangentially, we can fix your raycaster.
- The Lesser 2024 Olympics Rankings
- The Network Time Protocol: What Times Are It?
- ScottSmitelli.com
- Small WebGL Examples