1999–2004

2004 429

December 2004

1. 31 DecDaily Kos’d.
2. 31 DecValentine Michael Smith.
3. 31 DecPaging Dr. Bob Marshall.
4. 31 DecIraqi secret
5. 31 DecThis is how it ends.
6. 31 DecFallujah destroyed
7. 30 DecTutu
8. 30 DecChainsaw suicide
9. 30 DecDivided VA Republicans begin civil war.
10. 30 DecAttenborough tsunami
11. 30 DecThe Trans-Texas Corridor Project.
12. 30 DecPowerline crazy bullshit
13. 30 DecPandagon pentagon
14. 29 DecVa review
15. 29 DecEw grey album
16. 29 DecTsunami bush
17. 29 DecCommonwealth Conservative: On “flip-flopping,” loaded linguistics, and the Virginia governor’s race.
18. 29 DecDobbs tsunami
19. 29 DecFix moms computer
20. 28 DecEd Lynch continues to have a column.
21. 28 DecOpt out
22. 28 DecTsunami video
23. 28 DecThe Christmas telescope.
24. 27 DecSocial security wins
25. 27 DecInternet retail tax: fine idea, tough to implement.
26. 27 DecPilot , Times pile on Kilgore.
27. 26 DecEric’s World of Food.
28. 26 DecOn Madeleine Peyroux listenership.
29. 24 DecPoor Jerry Kilgore.
30. 23 DecThe cascading effects of development.
31. 23 DecMother opposed to Catcher in the Rye. Film at 11.
32. 23 DecTrial lawyers and Democrats.
33. 23 DecWINA: Family takes break from moving into new house. Prankster puts “FREE” sign in yard. Hilarity ensues.
34. 22 DecSurvey 44 of americans think that muslims should have limited rights
35. 21 DecTorture fbi
36. 19 DecMoving complete.
37. 17 DecMoving tomorrow.
38. 16 DecDaily Press: Miller victory “a harbinger.”
39. 16 DecThe shift begins.
40. 16 DecCce elvis
41. 16 DecRadical canada
42. 16 DecServer down.
43. 16 DecD.C. refuses to fund baseball team.
44. 16 DecInyti kerik had no immigrant nanny secret marriage affair illegal gifts and serious legal problems but no nanny
45. 16 DecThe homosexual agenda.
46. 15 DecWP : 11-year-old investigated for “anti-American” statements at school.
47. 15 DecMan bites dog
48. 15 DecSprint buys Nextel.
49. 15 DecLieberman rejects
50. 15 DecLook, I’m a judge and I wrote “poopie” on my robe.
51. 15 DecGilmore on economy, gross hypocricy.
52. 15 DecMiller wins VA House seat.
53. 15 DecChristmasy.
54. 15 DecTim Kaine’s got a website.
55. 14 DecRumsfeld isn’t going anywhere.
56. 14 DecProvided we’re talking about WUVT, and not WTJU.
57. 14 DecNothing but time.
58. 14 DecI’m done with exams.
59. 14 DecTurnabout is fair play.
60. 14 DecGilmore angling for Homeland Security?
61. 13 DecThey don’t call it a cow college for nothin’.
62. 13 DecPandak drops out of the race.
63. 13 DecTimes writer dead
64. 13 DecTake the money and run.
65. 13 DecNews Leader on Kilgore’s mannerisms.
66. 13 DecPost spanks Kilgore.
67. 13 DecSecond snow of the season.
68. 13 DecMissile defense
69. 12 DecNo surplus
70. 12 DecProgress registration
71. 12 DecNewsweek blah
72. 12 DecWe’re just smarter in Charlottesville.
73. 12 DecMaybe I’m slow. Maybe the ad sucked.
74. 12 DecCjr global warming
75. 12 DecCouch trip
76. 12 DecPhilly iinquireri 4th grade girl handcuffed taken to jail for bringing scissors to school
77. 12 DecNothin fancy
78. 11 DecFirst snow of the season.
79. 11 DecExploding cds
80. 11 DecOne million troops
81. 11 DecGeorge Allen hires hatchet man.
82. 11 DecPenn state ie
83. 11 DecPlanning on rapture fundamentalists take out 18m in high interest loans doh this explains the bush economic policy
84. 11 DecSilly CNN graphics.
85. 11 DecMac OS X Safari slowdown tip.
86. 11 DecVA Republicans’ eavesdropping story doesn’t add up.
87. 10 DecThe Revealer: What are these “values” of which Kilgore speaks?
88. 10 DecThunderstorms.
89. 10 DecKilgore “a little French.”
90. 10 DecTwo down, three to go.
91. 10 DecAerial photos
92. 10 DecHomeland canned
93. 10 DecRumsfeld: “We’re making armor as fast as we can.” Armor Company: “No, you said to build slower.”
94. 9 DecEnvironmental rapture
95. 9 DecRT-D Columnist : Kilgore at “a clear disadvantage” on “speaking.” 5% of Virginians think he’s fabulous .
96. 9 DecGeorge allen gay
97. 8 DecState gop funds
98. 8 DecHeartless bastards at Times-Dispatch .
99. 8 DecUntil December 16.
100. 8 DecWarming study
101. 7 DecA slippery character.
102. 7 DecTry the veal.
103. 7 DecClandestine operation created vote-switching software.
104. 7 DecVirginia Republicans settle eavesdropping lawsuit.
105. 6 DecFox cce
106. 6 DecKilgore attacks Kaine. Kaine whines.
107. 6 DecFcc compliants
108. 6 DecWP : 88% of teens who take “virginity pledges” have premarital sex.
109. 6 DecJerry Falwell on choosing sexuality.
110. 6 DecLA Times : Bush to tax taxes, raise “blue state” taxes.
111. 6 DecKia notice
112. 6 DecSorensen graduation.
113. 6 DecSleeper cell.
114. 6 DecPlastic explosives
115. 6 DecFinal exams approach.
116. 6 DecSex offender murders
117. 6 DecFrank and Joe Show at The Lyric.
118. 6 DecGetting a Christmas tree.
119. 6 DecDel. Marshall running for God?
120. 5 DecKind of like our faith-based missile defense system.
121. 3 DecVirginia SBE wants to make voting more secretive.
122. 2 DecKilgore hires Scott Howell.
123. 2 DecFlorida looks to reform voting.
124. 2 DecUs using napalm in iraq
125. 2 DecLetterboxed Moonstruck .
126. 1 DecYou know your country’s gone to shit when it’s arguing with the International Red Cross over the definition of “torture.”
127. 1 DecTobin indicted
128. 1 DecIt’s no wonder he got whupped.
129. 1 DecMurder-suicide kills VT biology teacher.
130. 1 DecFrom the department of little-known facts about the natural world.

November 2004

1. 30 NovLandmine flowers
2. 29 NovVictimization politics.
3. 29 NovYes, he should.
4. 29 NovSlim, slim pickins.
5. 29 NovCharlottesville Democratic committee reorganization.
6. 29 NovAn annual event. Just not for me.
7. 29 NovPublic bills
8. 28 NovWeed loss
9. 28 NovSpammers found my new address.
10. 28 NovHalliburton
11. 28 NovCharlottesville, Democratic capital of Virginia.
12. 28 NovKilgore’s speaking style.
13. 24 NovNewspapers are on the way out.
14. 24 NovThe Hate-Straight Alliance.
15. 24 NovTextbook disclaimers
16. 24 NovMorgan Stanley: U.S. has 90% chance of “economic armageddon”
17. 21 NovIn Charlottesville for the week.
18. 19 NovTrue blue american buttons
19. 19 NovGross club
20. 19 NovWhy abortion must be safe and legal.
21. 18 NovWho is writing Vioxx prescriptions?
22. 18 NovCollege students. Feh.
23. 18 NovThe year of DJ Danger Mouse.
24. 18 NovIran nukes
25. 18 NovI don’t believe in chemo. Sucks to be you.
26. 17 NovSunset on Hokie Stone.
27. 17 Nov“Leave our homos alone.”
28. 17 NovGoodlatte as Secretary of Agriculture?
29. 17 NovIf the terrorists know how much insider trading im doing then they have already won
30. 17 NovThe arms race is on. Again.
31. 17 NovVa youth vote
32. 17 NovLesbians children
33. 17 NovThe rise and fall of the Geneva Convention.
34. 17 NovRepublicans’ pro-crime agenda.
35. 17 NovFlorida ballot box
36. 16 NovNorth korea
37. 16 NovAmerica’s face to the world.
38. 16 NovDuck butts the new carpet alligators
39. 16 NovBush power
40. 16 NovBill Emory’s film seized by White House.
41. 15 NovThis is the new Senate Majority Leader?
42. 15 NovNew Attorney General Candidate
43. 15 NovDon knotts is president bush
44. 15 NovBush kidnapping
45. 15 NovProgress : The death penalty is “moral”?
46. 15 NovChicago evil
47. 15 NovOne month to go.
48. 14 NovRed state marriage
49. 14 NovVodka
50. 13 NovThis is smaller government?
51. 13 NovType, moved.
52. 12 NovSchrodinger’s vote.
53. 10 NovYou’ll have to move to West Virginia.
54. 10 NovFive words that I used, just one time.
55. 10 NovFrom an oft-overlooked bit of the Sermon on the Mount.
56. 9 NovDemocrats ceding the attorney general’s race?
57. 9 NovMore sketchiness in presidential voting tallies.
58. 8 NovThe fix, is it in?
59. 5 NovTake out Allen.
60. 5 NovI didn’t ask.
61. 5 NovLiberal memes.
62. 3 NovGet even.
63. 3 Nov*cringe*
64. 2 NovElection forecast.
65. 1 NovProgress endorses Bush.
66. 1 NovPre-election stress disorder.

October 2004

1. 31 OctFree beer in Charlottesville.
2. 28 OctBush administration under criminal investigation.
3. 28 OctEconomist endorses Kerry.
4. 28 OctFog dew on grass.
5. 28 OctHow about a two-assed monkey?
6. 28 OctRed Sox win the World Series.
7. 28 OctStatistically meaningless.
8. 28 OctCompassionate conservative.
9. 28 OctDeLay going insane.
10. 28 OctAnother Media General endorsement of Bush.
11. 27 OctIt’s the party of ridiculous rhetoric.
12. 27 OctKeep your blue dog. Please.
13. 26 Oct137,000 votes. Or perhaps 95,000. Or maybe 104,349. Or maybe…
14. 26 OctiPod hotness.
15. 26 OctMedia General’s suspicious endorsement pattern.
16. 25 OctWith friends like this…
17. 22 OctLittle Bush Goes to Washington.
18. 22 OctMonica caused September 11th. Apparently.
19. 21 OctYankees eat it.
20. 21 OctCavailer Daily RSS feed.
21. 20 OctGoofy baby.
22. 20 OctWINA, Progress RSS feeds.
23. 19 OctI judge that this column’s not so hot.
24. 19 OctAutumn evening.
25. 19 OctFishing for moose.
26. 15 OctIf I try and practis very hard maybe Ill get a little smarter.
27. 15 OctHomophobia litmus test.
28. 14 OctMidterms over.
29. 13 OctFrom an oft-overlooked bit of the Sermon on the Mount.
30. 13 OctI got a new job. Apparently.
31. 12 OctLynching.
32. 11 OctBad news.
33. 10 OctMouse, pocket, etc.
34. 10 OctSick
35. 7 OctWell, that’s direct.
36. 7 OctAutumn day on campus.
37. 7 OctFive albums I’m embarassed to admit that I bought.
38. 5 OctFast food notion.

September 2004

1. 30 SepLetter from Baghdad.
2. 29 SepWashington Senators.
3. 29 SepLet’s hold off on that personality.
4. 28 SepCompare and contrast.
5. 23 SepOsama bin who?
6. 22 SepAnd I don’t take shit.
7. 22 SepCat Stevens barred from entering the U.S.
8. 21 SepFellow traveler?
9. 20 SepWaldo: 1. UVa Republicans: 0.
10. 19 SepSubway follies.
11. 16 SepIraq: 1. U.S.: 0.
12. 16 SepLoop the loopy.
13. 16 SepThis American Life goes Hollywood.
14. 15 SepAll ye who enter here.
15. 15 SepVirginia, not Constantinople.
16. 15 SepCollege voting.
17. 15 SepIvan vs. New Orleans.
18. 15 SepPhantom conversations.
19. 14 SepCombative press.
20. 13 SepHeimatsicherheitsabteilung.
21. 13 SepBobcat sighting.
22. 13 SepChange in venues.
23. 10 SepBush vs. Jesus.
24. 10 SepGood question.
25. 9 SepIncipient dope.
26. 8 SepFairly unbalanced.
27. 8 SepSecret post.
28. 7 SepSomething must be done.
29. 6 SepThe White House’s legacy of failure.
30. 1 SepSchrock’s talk.

August 2004

1. 31 AugIridium doesn’t help heartburn.
2. 31 AugRep. Schrock…he likes the penis.
3. 30 AugEngaged.
4. 27 AugOwn the language, own the debate.
5. 26 AugBush barely leading in Virginia.
6. 26 AugAre those dreams or are those prayers?
7. 25 AugUnsafe at any speed.
8. 24 AugSlim pickins.
9. 23 AugEnd free speech!, cried the president.
10. 23 AugA university putting knowledge to work?
11. 23 AugI’ll wait.
12. 23 AugNeither eensy nor weensy. Discuss.
13. 23 AugSwift Boat Veterans for…uh…Truth.
14. 20 AugSurfer girl.
15. 19 AugBeachin’.
16. 16 AugVacationdays redux.
17. 11 AugBlogger Boucher.
18. 8 AugAnniversarial relationship.
19. 8 AugHydrant fountain.
20. 7 AugFraggle Rock on DVD.
21. 7 AugSome animals are more equal than others.
22. 7 AugBush’s approval ratings, terror warnings.
23. 7 AugKilgore’s magic-computer warning.
24. 6 AugDowntown street festival.
25. 5 AugMore on Phil.
26. 5 AugNew Toy: Iomega Micro Mini Drive.
27. 4 AugThe corpse is in bloom.
28. 2 AugOlder now.

July 2004

1. 29 JulJuly surprise.
2. 29 JulFlip. Flop.
3. 29 JulEavesdropping case getting closer to Kilgore.
4. 26 JulThat’s child porn?
5. 21 JulSprint phone book rocks.
6. 21 JulMark Warner: Blogger?
7. 20 JulNine for ten.
8. 15 JulDocumenting Democracy.
9. 13 JulFacts is facts.
10. 13 JulLambs to Ken Jennings’ slaughter.
11. 11 JulGay marriage flip-flop.
12. 11 JulAll Iraq invasion evidence wrong or exaggerated.
13. 11 Jul867-5309.
14. 9 JulA special circle of linguistic hell.
15. 9 JulHere, kitty kitty kitty.
16. 7 JulMarcus Vick suspended.
17. 2 JulSummer semester the second.

June 2004

1. 28 JunVA eavesdropping suit to proceed.
2. 25 JunStill waiting.
3. 24 JunOld friends.
4. 21 JunThe credibility gap.
5. 21 JunThen I interrupted her and told her she had reached the wrong number.
6. 18 JunBack in a few days.
7. 17 JunRumsfeld, on hiding prisoners.
8. 17 JunTreason.
9. 16 JunPay the fiddler off ’til I come back again.
10. 16 JunJust like the drug war.
11. 15 JunThat Bell. What a swell guy.
12. 15 JunMy caecum hurts.
13. 15 JunTorture is as torture does?
14. 15 JunNote to the girl who sits in front of me.
15. 10 JunGmail user.
16. 10 JunI’ll wait.
17. 9 JunDelinquent.
18. 7 JunCheap gas, at last.
19. 3 JunFluffy bunny.

May 2004

1. 26 MayNo full moon effects.
2. 24 MayAll good things must.
3. 9 MayGood news and bad news.
4. 1 MayUntil May 11.

April 2004

1. 30 AprTo disrupt a playroom is commonly a practice of children.
2. 30 AprDefensive registration.
3. 27 AprDrug me.
4. 27 AprVirginia is for haters.
5. 25 AprUndue attention.
6. 24 AprIdeological correction.
7. 23 AprI got nothin’.
8. 22 AprThe imprisonment of Aleck Carpitcher.
9. 22 AprVirginia hops on the anti-gay bandwagon.
10. 21 AprBlacksburg sunset.
11. 20 AprHappenings.
12. 20 Aprhttps://waldo.jaquith.org/blog/2004/04/
13. 19 Apr4 pepper mills from Dennis.
14. 16 AprLoved and lost.
15. 15 AprWar profiteering.
16. 15 AprWarner won’t run for Senate.
17. 14 AprMr. Jefferson’s Crips?
18. 13 AprJigsaw NYC.
19. 13 AprDing dong.
20. 9 AprVT in spring.
21. 9 AprSmartass.
22. 9 AprThe Drillfield.
23. 8 AprNASCAR ballet. No, seriously.
24. 7 AprThose crazy Swedes.
25. 7 AprSpring leaves.
26. 6 AprSometimes, you’ve got to take your spam in hand.
27. 6 AprI didn’t vote for him, either.
28. 1 AprBusy

March 2004

1. 31 MarCrime against nature.
2. 31 MarBudget problems affecting admissions.
3. 31 MarIt’s not the fall that kills you.
4. 30 MarSlim pickins.
5. 23 Mar100 rocketships.
6. 22 MarSnowing harder.
7. 21 MarCrazy Blacksburg weather.
8. 19 MarAl-Zawahiri x2?
9. 19 MarUmm…monkey databases?
10. 19 MarHook’s review of the fate of HB 842.
11. 18 MarI got an A.
12. 18 MarAbsentee councilor.
13. 18 MarFace the nation, indeed.
14. 17 MarAbu Hafs al-Masri endorses Bush.
15. 16 MarThe price of free.
16. 15 MarIllustrated guide to Christian law.
17. 15 MarHome again, home again.
18. 5 MarHula hoop crossing.
19. 3 MarAramaic phrasebook.
20. 3 MarMoving City Council elections.
21. 3 Mar9/11 in Iraq.
22. 3 MarComedy Central is my news source.
23. 3 MarHomosexual sex is “like pure heroin.”
24. 2 MarJust say no to “neat.”
25. 2 MarU.S. overthrows Haiti?

February 2004

1. 29 FebTwelve reasons same-sex marriage will ruin society.
2. 27 FebNiece
3. 27 FebThose darned activist judges.
4. 24 FebThe Passion of the Christ.
5. 24 FebGrey Tuesday.
6. 21 FebSettled.
7. 20 FebSo tired.
8. 18 FebYum
9. 16 FebWhoomph.
10. 16 FebUSCR ME
11. 16 FebThe best team money can buy.
12. 13 FebIt’s a simple question.
13. 13 FebScrubbing the voter list.
14. 13 FebFirst gay marriage.
15. 11 FebMarshall opposed to “sex pills.”
16. 10 FebThe Plame Game.
17. 9 FebI gotta get in on this fix.
18. 6 FebCity Council endorsements.
19. 2 FebAny year now.

January 2004

1. 30 JanBut it’s a clean stank.
2. 28 JanDon’t eat one.
3. 27 JanOverheard.
4. 27 JanHere’s a few of those 1,000 new jobs.
5. 26 JanMerlin’s 5ives.
6. 25 JanSnow day.
7. 25 JanBishop Allen on tour.
8. 25 JanWiFi at Best Western.
9. 23 JanLeaving.
10. 23 JanVA Republicans still closing in on birth control.
11. 21 JanHeat your home with a candle.
12. 21 JanMunicipal OSS.
13. 21 JanClass starts again.
14. 20 JanVictim of wavelength.
15. 20 JanSnow
16. 20 JanVADP is the party of business.
17. 20 JanCall the Secret Service.
18. 19 JanA time comes when silence is betrayal.
19. 18 JanObliterating animal carcasses with explosives.
20. 18 JanThose bright old college days.
21. 18 JanShep’s the Commish.
22. 18 JanRest in fishes.
23. 18 JanIda Beatrix Landers.
24. 18 JanPress release issued today.
25. 16 JanVirginia open source bill.

2003 293

December 2003

1. 23 DecVacationdays.
2. 18 DecGlobal dimming.
3. 18 DecHome
4. 18 DecCharlottesville train station.
5. 18 Dec9/11 was preventable.
6. 18 DecIn case you had forgotten.
7. 17 DecThe end is nigh.
8. 17 DecTalk about not getting it.
9. 17 DecIf only we could tax sex …
10. 16 DecBob Marshall’s day in the sun.
11. 16 DecWhite House: Iraq can attack east coast.
12. 16 DecCricket update.
13. 16 DecCricket.
14. 16 DecAnd your stupid ass-face.
15. 15 DecCreate. Share.
16. 14 DecMeadowcreek FAQ.
17. 14 DecGot ‘im.
18. 14 DecTorgersen in the snow.
19. 13 DecVenison for Christmas?
20. 13 DecAh, the rich, rich irony.
21. 13 DecThe Plame Game.
22. 12 DecJerry Kilgore, eavesdropper?
23. 10 DecOverheard.
24. 10 DecU.S. General Amnulla Arshad?
25. 10 DecHow about for, say, women ?
26. 10 DecSchwarzenegger’s changing truth.
27. 9 DecDang
28. 9 DecYou pay for what you get.
29. 9 DecLowering voting age to 16 in England.
30. 9 DecGore to endorse Dean.
31. 7 DecOcupado.
32. 4 DecFirst snow of the season.
33. 4 DecSnow weenies.
34. 4 DecSheik Waldo Abdul Shemab
35. 3 Dec“Homosexuality is nothing but a sin”
36. 2 DecExceeds USDA recommendations.
37. 2 DecPolly wants a carjacker.
38. 1 DecKook-a-nick?
39. 1 DecCrunch.

November 2003

1. 26 NovPolitico.
2. 21 NovIt’s a start.
3. 21 NovDon’t be a part of the problem.
4. 20 NovHow is VT like a bar?
5. 20 NovFamily Guy.
6. 20 NovBishop Allen playing in Charlottesville.
7. 17 NovBlog for the Fifth.
8. 13 NovYes, that would be interesting.
9. 13 NovThrow me a freakin’ bone.
10. 12 NovStrange comforts.
11. 10 NovHarsher noise penalty.
12. 9 NovLearned incompetence.
13. 8 NovFrom last night’s dinner.
14. 8 NovUntier, not a divider.
15. 7 NovLess suck for C’ville Dems.
16. 6 NovThose darned terrorists.
17. 3 NovMy peers.
18. 2 NovIn Rerras we trust.

October 2003

1. 31 OctI’m shocked — shocked — that gambling is going on in this establishment!”
2. 29 OctThink different.
3. 29 OctFive seconds, guaranteed.
4. 29 OctTurn my blue heart to red.
5. 27 OctYo yo
6. 27 OctProper Al Weed site.
7. 27 OctCount on it.
8. 23 OctErythema annulare?
9. 22 OctWesterner.
10. 22 OctSo they’re, what, overpaid?
11. 22 OctMy brain hurts.
12. 20 OctBikini vote.
13. 20 OctFairly unbalanced.
14. 20 OctPutting the…um…”draiser” back in “fundraiser.”
15. 18 OctThar she blows.
16. 17 OctVirginia Tech in autumn.
17. 17 OctThere was no joy in Mudville.
18. 16 OctArmed and…um…dangerous.
19. 16 OctThe LaRouchies are coming!
20. 16 OctThe myth of the honor system.
21. 16 OctFalse alarm.
22. 16 OctSurprise fireworks.
23. 12 Oct“We’re on your side.”
24. 12 OctI’m a little slow.
25. 11 OctWhat it is ain’t exactly clear.
26. 11 OctInterference robustness.
27. 10 OctTwo down.
28. 9 OctStranger things have happened.
29. 7 OctBitterness coeffecient.
30. 7 OctBlacksburg dusk.
31. 6 OctPlease, sir, can I have some more?
32. 3 OctAutumn afternoon.
33. 3 OctBoth Abercrombie and Fitch.
34. 2 OctWe’re doomed.
35. 2 OctBush, Rush, Rove, Schwarzenegger, and Ashcroft. Oh my.
36. 1 OctBokononist period.
37. 1 OctOh.

September 2003

1. 30 SepSurrendering to the majority will.
2. 30 SepBush campaign fundraising FAQ.
3. 30 SepOne size fits all.
4. 30 SepGood fences.
5. 30 SepI-81 is nice.
6. 30 SepWhite House tailspin.
7. 26 SepAhh…Reagan.
8. 26 SepWhite out.
9. 25 SepDevil’s details.
10. 23 SepMatricardi fingers Republican leadership.
11. 22 SepHot air control.
12. 21 SepRoanoke gets WiFi.
13. 20 SepThe jerk store called.
14. 20 SepIt’s the little things.
15. 19 SepEat that, Pres.
16. 19 SepFlash flood warning.
17. 19 SepHurricane, no power.
18. 18 Sep$1.5B missing, every month.
19. 18 SepIsabel updates.
20. 17 SepThe nuclear age.
21. 16 SepVerisign sucks.
22. 16 SepThe annals of VT history.
23. 15 SepC’ville Dems defining who they are.
24. 15 SepRaise taxes.
25. 12 SepNissan bound.
26. 12 SepNo sweat.
27. 12 SepJohnny Cash is dead.
28. 12 SepCheap drunk.
29. 10 SepIllness subsiding.
30. 9 SepNo love for the kids.
31. 9 SepUgh
32. 9 SepNo class for the weary.
33. 8 SepStill lousy.
34. 8 SepSick
35. 8 SepThe other white steak.
36. 8 SepVA Republicans closing in on birth control.
37. 5 SepBack to PAC.
38. 5 SepVT’s budget cut led to crowding.
39. 4 SepVT’s Mac OS X cluster.
40. 4 SepA fungus among us.
41. 4 SepScalpers say the darnedest things.
42. 3 SepGood campus eats.
43. 3 SepPlagiarism on the rise.
44. 2 SepYes, professa.
45. 2 SepStreets are uneven.
46. 2 Sep802.11ABCs.
47. 2 SepAggregated Congressional roll call voting data.
48. 2 SepGone digital.
49. 1 SepMuchos pathos.

August 2003

1. 31 AugVT’s G5 cluster.
2. 30 AugHoax-a-rama.
3. 30 AugMore cars than sense.
4. 30 AugWhumpa whumpa whumpa.
5. 29 AugThumpa thumpa thumpa.
6. 28 AugNekkid.
7. 28 AugThe finest minds of my generation.
8. 27 AugDay the second.
9. 26 AugLong-haired hippies need not apply.
10. 26 Aug$.5T Deficit
11. 25 AugFirst day of school.
12. 25 AugPayPal changed their query format.
13. 21 AugSterling Ball, unlikely Linux guru.
14. 21 AugThey revamped the airport completely.
15. 20 AugIn the soft white underbelly of the beast.
16. 19 AugGeek plates.
17. 19 AugMo’ Betta fish.
18. 18 AugDsld
19. 17 AugEye-bleeding speed.
20. 15 AugiBook fixed.
21. 15 AugHabituated.
22. 14 AugWooooo!!!
23. 13 AugSettling in.
24. 11 AugB’burg update.
25. 9 AugB’burg bound.
26. 7 AugPacking it in.
27. 5 AugBlacksburg voter.

July 2003

1. 31 Julnancies.org’s year the fifth.
2. 31 JulYear the 25th.
3. 31 JulThe best election money can buy.
4. 24 JulRob Schilling as Satan.
5. 23 JulNo accounting for taste.
6. 22 JulTen for Ten
7. 21 JulAnother Republican defeat.
8. 18 JulIt’s not about oil.
9. 17 JulDisappearing act.
10. 14 JulBishop Allen coming Friday.
11. 14 JulBuh-bye, Prez.
12. 10 JulI’m all wet.
13. 8 JulOriented.
14. 8 JulPosting bills and election date.
15. 6 JulIndependence Day fireworks.
16. 4 JulHappy Independence Day.
17. 3 JulWebsite designer for hire.
18. 1 JulToo much spam.
19. 1 JulShoe Li’l girl lost it

June 2003

1. 30 JunBlogging very wirelessly.
2. 30 JunUVa growth radio show.
3. 30 JunCasey tears it up.
4. 27 JunPaul Casey at Starr Hill.
5. 26 JunSCOTUS strikes down sodomy laws.
6. 26 JunVolvo and camera.
7. 24 JunFree rider.
8. 23 JunSupremely ignorant.
9. 21 JunThis year’s remodel.
10. 21 JunSigned lease.
11. 18 JunDestroy Hatch
12. 17 JunHistoric signs and water conservation.
13. 17 JunRad pad.
14. 16 JunKitten care.
15. 12 JunFruit slaves no more.
16. 12 JunRSS on cvillenews.com.
17. 12 JunYankees suck.
18. 11 JuniSync Motorola.
19. 11 JunNew look.
20. 11 JunHere’s Waldo.
21. 10 JunUndue sympathies.
22. 6 JunBeachin’.
23. 6 JunVirginia Tech visit.
24. 5 JunThe great equalizer.
25. 4 JunNo blood for oil.
26. 4 JunLocal Man Pathetic
27. 3 JunThe U.S. problem.
28. 3 JunWhite House lies.
29. 3 JunMunicipal OSS and wireless.
30. 2 JunSo, when are the elections?

May 2003

1. 31 MayI should change my ways before my ways change me.
2. 29 MayBush’s first Visa.
3. 28 MayBishop Allen
4. 27 MayNo. Seriously. Go away.
5. 22 MayFreyda Epstein has died.
6. 21 MayA quote in my head.
7. 20 MaySuburban nation.
8. 20 MayTwo of ten for ten.
9. 18 MaySuggested changes to the Charlottesville Democratic Party.
10. 17 MayNo Way.
11. 17 MayBoucherburg.
12. 16 MayWhoa. Ugly.
13. 15 MayCrackmonkey legislator.
14. 15 MayFine Blacksburg livin’.
15. 14 MayMaking the grade.
16. 11 MayMo’ bettah dems.
17. 9 MayTornado.
18. 9 MayObserver fools.
19. 9 May23 and so tired of life.
20. 9 MayOil
21. 8 MayNastygram.
22. 6 MayAll done.
23. 5 MayEarthquake!
24. 4 MayBlacksburg Living
25. 3 MayUVa: 3, Waldo: 0
26. 2 MayFruit slaves.
27. 2 MayCloser to finishing with school.
28. 2 MayI’m so confused.

April 2003

1. 30 AprI like big butts.
2. 29 AprTasty studies.
3. 29 Apr2 down, 2 to go.
4. 28 AprWhere can I live?
5. 26 Aprcvillenews.com
6. 26 AprGetting There
7. 25 AprCrunch Time
8. 20 AprBus Boy
9. 18 AprRainy C&O Night
10. 18 AprWeatherBlogging
11. 18 AprWireless Blogger
12. 17 AprVisiting Wirelessly
13. 16 AprNo More Obits
14. 16 AprCNN’s Preemptive Obituaries
15. 15 AprOSS Wins
16. 15 AprInstantly Worthless
17. 14 AprApple Meets the Little Guy
18. 14 AprEvil Syria
19. 13 AprPlanting on the Rivanna
20. 13 AprMuzzle Awards
21. 10 AprSARS Watch
22. 10 AprSARS Tracking
23. 9 AprPATRIOT Act to be Permanent
24. 9 AprShop Local
25. 9 AprU.S. Kills Journalists
26. 9 AprCollege Alternative
27. 8 AprCollege Acceptance Stats
28. 7 AprMath criminal.
29. 2 AprBest. April. Fools’. Day. Ever.
30. 1 AprIn the house?

March 2003

1. 30 MarCan’t keep up.
2. 26 MarWhen Italian just isn’t good enough.
3. 26 MarSpringtime.
4. 20 MarSpeedy delivery.
5. 16 MarInterview, Kiki Aru in hospital.
6. 16 MarPostfix/Mailman tip.
7. 14 MarToo much e-mail.
8. 13 MarLovely.
9. 13 MarVat a country.
10. 11 MarYet another toy.
11. 9 MarNew toy.
12. 9 MarNo Texan am I.
13. 4 MarYippie yi yo kiyay.

February 2003

1. 26 FebDear PayPal.
2. 25 FebCollege application time again.
3. 23 FebTough times for the city.

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November 2002

1. 25 NovThe celebrated return of Woot.
2. 11 NovEveryone’s my friend in New York City.
3. 8 NovRichmond learns. Will we?

October 2002

1. 9 OctWoot’s in hospital.

September 2002

1. 4 SepInfluenzaed.

August 2002

1. 26 AugBig boy.
2. 21 AugDigital audio content authentication.

July 2002

1. 31 JulWalking cliché.
2. 19 JulBig mean Waldo.
3. 15 JulSqueeka-squeeka-peeka.
4. 15 JulEating my spinach.
5. 12 JulMy yellow flame she dances.

June 2002

1. 27 JunShiny new teeth.
2. 24 JunHot. Yuck.

May 2002

1. 17 MayVH1 award arrived.
2. 16 MayIM me an I’ll c u l8r.
3. 3 MayMy goodness.
4. 2 MayAm I educated yet?

April 2002

1. 30 AprMmmm…dairylicious.

March 2002

1. 26 MarParlez-vous espanol?

February 2002

1. 23 FebOh, well.
2. 23 FebOohhhhhhhh…
3. 21 FebBlargh.
4. 18 FebI’m InStyle.
5. 12 FebSome people get bored.
6. 7 FebI can tell by the color.
7. 4 FebRunning makes me tired.

January 2002

1. 23 JanMoon food.
2. 13 JanI am a candidate for Charlottesville City Council.

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December 2001

1. 31 DecFiling. (Trying.)
2. 28 DecWeinerpup.
3. 11 DecOld-school e-mail.
4. 8 DecThe Letter.
5. 5 DecUVa denial and a VH1 win.

November 2001

1. 13 NovAnd 1 and 2 and…enough.
2. 2 NovVH1 nomination again.

October 2001

1. 18 OctGoodbye, Emily.
2. 11 OctI’m too old for this.
3. 3 OctIt’s just such an honor to be nominated.

September 2001

1. 27 SepPatriot.
2. 18 SepThanks, Microsoft.
3. 12 SepPerfect blue sky.
4. 11 SepNo work: only horror.
5. 11 SepIllegal number.
6. 6 SepPro-choice.
7. 4 Sep+1 bike -1 toe.

August 2001

1. 30 AugVroom vroom.
2. 28 AugSome Charlottesville ideas.
3. 23 AugNo more prisons.
4. 10 AugBeachin’.
5. 9 AugVH1 photo journal.
6. 6 AugMy Code Red II list.
7. 2 AugSecret pen pal.
8. 2 AugI am, I am Superman.
9. 1 AugSecret space bacteria.
10. 1 AugCode Red.

July 2001

1. 31 Jul23 and so tired of life.
2. 26 JulVirus voyeur.
3. 25 JulTrouble times a comin’.
4. 23 JulKittenless.
5. 22 JulCat, in miniature.
6. 17 JulGonna burn me a flag.
7. 17 JulIwantIwantIwant.
8. 13 JulCeramic-mouth.
9. 13 JulThe lamest spam ever.
10. 12 JulI hate 24/7 Media. Now they hate me.
11. 12 JulInexpensive Chamber maid.
12. 12 JulRufus Wainwright.
13. 11 Jul$75 for a hit and run.
14. 10 JulYou’re already approved.
15. 4 JulYour homework.
16. 3 JulCharlottesville, by way of Virginia Beach, by way of Ithaca.

June 2001

1. 28 JunC’ville of the north.
2. 19 JunDid the Boston thing.
3. 13 JunBaked beans to follow.
4. 11 JunWe’re #12!
5. 11 JunTripod the wunder-deer.
6. 5 JunLess tooth.
7. 4 JunSick of X10 ads?
8. 1 JunCable beast.

May 2001

1. 21 MayBusiness mafia.
2. 20 MayCheck out this art.
3. 18 MayThis is resolution?
4. 17 MayArt library.
5. 12 MayDNA is no more.
6. 10 MayThe big city.
7. 4 MayMistaken identity.
8. 3 MayDavid Gray is famous.
9. 2 MayNew design.

April 2001

1. 23 AprDMB weekend.
2. 18 AprInterviewless interview.
3. 17 AprSnow
4. 16 AprBlinded by time.
5. 13 AprGetcher mailing lists.
6. 12 AprThe arrest.
7. 10 AprLine up.
8. 9 AprChina situation is stupid.
9. 3 AprGuilty smoker.

March 2001

1. 29 MarThe best political system money can buy.
2. 28 MarCharlottesville news.
3. 27 MarBack to OS 9.
4. 23 MarMir is no more.
5. 22 MarSpring has sprung Jonathan Richman.
6. 20 MarSick
7. 1 MarI cannot get you tickets.

February 2001

1. 24 FebAlive everyday.
2. 20 FebGood pain.
3. 19 FebRealtime worm filtering system.
4. 13 FebAmateur sleuth.
5. 12 FebOw.
6. 8 FebNew glasses.
7. 7 FebWhat a system.
8. 7 FebHit and run.
9. 5 Feb“O Brother,” thou rock.

January 2001

1. 18 JanMy mother wrote a book.
2. 5 JanSnow

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December 2000

1. 18 DecTalking to myself.
2. 15 DecI get the strangest e-mail.
3. 12 DecKnow-nothing.
4. 5 DecNew area code.
5. 4 DecUVa drunkards.
6. 2 DecWe win!

November 2000

1. 29 NovGoing to L.A.
2. 10 NovLame domain name hoax.
3. 9 NovI’d like to befriend the undertakers.
4. 6 NovRich Mackin is good for you.
5. 1 NovSmoky day.

October 2000

1. 30 OctCPHack mirror back up.
2. 24 OctIf you love me, you’ll vote for me.
3. 20 OctGoing hikin’.
4. 19 OctGotta go to Romania.
5. 12 OctBush: The Internet kills.

September 2000

1. 29 SepFriend of the dead.
2. 28 SepAncient Chinese secret.
3. 23 SepVH1 Music Award? For moi?
4. 20 SepIllegal CueCat code.
5. 18 SepWent to see Ralph Nader speak. Wow.
6. 16 SepSaw Barry Steinhardt last night.
7. 14 SepWrote about Peter, saw John Zorn and Masada.
8. 11 SepI made the Fantasy Karma Whore team.
9. 8 SepIt’s Autumnish.
10. 5 SepThe commencement address to the graduating class of Hobart College.
11. 2 SepDeCSS decoy, just for fun.
12. 1 SepCueCat is bad news.

August 2000

1. 11 AugValue America finally crawled into a hole and died. Thank God.
2. 4 AugGet Antivore and be secure from FBI snooping.

July 2000

1. 28 JulOn Digimarc’s MediaBridge: Skip it. It sucks.
2. 21 JulWent to the COPA Commission hearing. Here’s what I saw.
3. 5 JulJust for kicks, I took
4. 1 JulI don’t speak Estonian, but

June 2000

1. 26 JunThere’s an essay up at
2. 6 JunI’m leavin’ the afternoon of

May 2000

1. 10 MayHow random is this? It’s
2. 5 MayIn Wired.

March 2000

1. 17 MarPeacefire has been served papers
2. 16 MarEddy Jansson and Matthews Skala’s

February 2000

1. 25 FebWe’ve changed the name of
2. 17 FebSo, I went out to
3. 1 FebThere’s this company, Epidemic.com, that

January 2000

1. 31 JanAfter long last, there appears to be a real Charlottesville news website.
2. 25 JanIt’s snowing! Here in Virginia,
3. 21 JanIf you’re not familiar with
4. 13 JanAlthough I started on it
5. 13 JanI’ve added a story that

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December 1999

1. 23 DecDecided that you want to

October 1999

1. 18 OctSo I get this letter.
2. 12 OctSo there’s this organization that
3. 11 OctThe Angle.

September 1999

1. 30 SepWhat an incredible woman.
2. 27 SepWow, what a cool trip.
3. 23 SepI left at noon to
4. 16 SepWell, I’ve switched this site
5. 14 SepWe’ve been working a lot

August 1999

1. 9 AugIn Wired Again.
2. 6 AugSo, Max was going to
3. 6 AugNew Waldo.Net.
4. 2 AugI’ve started on Apptrail Journal