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2026 4

  1. What does distributed systems have to do with AI?
  2. The Hard Parts
  3. An Origin Story
  4. Something is Coming

2025 8

  1. You can read this on your phone, probably
  2. How This Blog Actually Works
  3. Trust
  4. Welcome Back
  5. Your dot-env file doesn’t do anything
  6. The Five Critical Roles of Your Team
  7. ChatGPT: A social engineer’s dream
  8. How I win without playing to win

2024 16

  1. I’m slowly leaving WordPress; and Why.
  2. Yes, another test
  3. This is another test
  4. This is a test, and only a test
  5. So, I heard you don’t like pets? Why do you have them?
  6. Optimizing CGO handles
  7. Classifying Pull Requests: Enhancing Code Review Effectiveness
  8. Hacking PHP’s WeakMap for Value Object D×
  9. Algorithms in PHP: Deques (and circular buffers + linked lists)
  10. Where is my birthday day?
  11. Building DPHP: Authz and Ownership
  12. Building DPHP: Distributed Locks
  13. Building DPHP: Event Sourcing
  14. Building DPHP: What is it?
  15. The First Multi-Trillionaire
  16. My Journey Home — Part 2

2022 8

  1. Golang is evil on shitty networks
  2. Building the fastest PHP router ever
  3. Algorithms in PHP: Deques (circular buffers & linked lists)
  4. Algorithms in PHP: Priority Queues (and Heaps)
  5. Um, since when is PHP faster than C++?
  6. A More In-Depth Reasoning behind PHP as a good language
  7. Yes, PHP is faster than C#
  8. My Favorite Language has Changed to PHP

2018 1

  1. The Growth of a Programmer

2012 1

  1. My Journey Home

2001 1

  1. Thank You