2007
1,068 posts
2007 1,068
December 2007
- Do You Know The Difference Between…
- What’s that catchy tune?
- Dvorak Poll: Most Important Story Of 2007
- Girl lied that dad died in Iraq to get free Hannah Montana tickets!
- New air defense missiles for Iran
- Sex lessons must start at age five
- With Bhutto Dead, Bush’s Plan B For Pakistan Is… Stick With Plan A?
- If You Die Of An Easily Preventable Hospital Infection, Here’s Who To Blame
- S.C. Republicans get bogus Romney card
- Cartoon of the Day Dept.
- Belichick ends perfect season where it began
- Girl Gets Bizarre Message Instead of iPod
- U.S. Olympic Committee Begins to Sue Companies on the Washington State Olympic Peninsula over Use of the Word “Olympic.”
- In a Money Grab, RIAA Now Attacks “Personal Use” Doctrine
- Manchester United stars fined $2 Million
- Nanosolar Powersheet: Popular Science Innovation of the Year
- Police anger at Commons march ‘ban’
- Goofy Laws About Drinking — Hic!
- Evolution Explained by an Intelligent Design Believer
- Is the iPod dead?
- Anarchy in the UK
- US home sales fall to 12-year low
- World War 2.0 – Is this the New Warfare?
- Guess the Song Sung Backwards.
- 2-year-old Sticks Screwdriver into Brain – is Virtually Uninjured!
- Malaysian row over word for ‘God’
- Boeing 737-700 Wing Topples Utility Truck
- Wal-Mart cancels movie download service – because of Hewlett-Packard!
- New Rules On Traveling With Spare Lithium Batteries
- Police Sting Uses Topless Women
- MPAA finally drops DRM… for its own members!
- The Nintendo Wii Fully Hacked
- Surgery Without Stitches
- LoJack Nativity
- Huckabee misfires
- Inside Apple stores
- New York sees record drop in crime
- Prison inmates dislike unstylish pajamas
- Snort Away Sleepiness With This Brain Chemical
- WiTricity: Tesla’s Dream Of Wireless Power Transfer Coming Soon?
- Anti-Hillary or Pro-Hillary Bias at the WSJ?
- Another Guy Gets $50,000 Mobile Phone Bill for Internet Surfing
- Deadly tiger may have been provoked
- Ref Tackles Football Player!
- Turkey thanks US as they bomb northern Iraq
- Remembering Microsoft “BOB”
- Liver drug reverses damage from cirrhoses
- Federal judge won’t block employer sanctions
- The NFL backs down and lets fans watch football!!
- Bhutto assassinated. Pakistan About to Erupt. American Big Media Focuses on Zoo Safety.
- Priests brawl in Bethlehem
- NYPD to road test electric scooters
- Guy spent Xmas Eve trapped in a full sewer tank!
- Blu-Ray Site Hacked by HD-DVD Fanboys
- Finally, a Bible for Pinheads!
- The Gun Lobby Targets Yellowstone
- Plan Would Let Seniors Work to Pay Tax debt
- Serial return policies coming to an end
- One Last Shot at Christmas – JibJab Does it Again.
- Cheney led cronies to block California’s stricter emission regulations
- 60% of all executions in the United States this year – took place in Texas
- Suppose Israel And Iran Had A Lovely Nuclear War…
- Hillary Still Aims To Protect Young’uns From Polygon Pr0n
- Police cadets’ motto “Go out and cause’ PTSD”
- Yahoo and ESPN use riches to lure sportswriters from print media
- Santa Claus Caught by Homeland Security and Sent to Gitmo!
- Nutballs have always been around. Previous administrations didn’t put them in charge.
- Kent ‘Toast’ French, The World’s Fastest Clapper
- The Stupidest Woman On American TV (And That’s Saying Something!)
- Remember this?
- The Fentix Cube
- Hoooraaayyy! Christmas Is Saved! You FINALLY Spent Money At The Malls!
- Man Crucifies Santa to Protest the Commercialization of Christmas!
- Man jailed for teaching dog Nazi salute
- Trans Siberian Orchestra Lightshow Florida Style Y’all
- Flirting with disaster: An economic assessment
- Bacon Cheese Baconburger: A Christmas Recipe
- It’s Incredible what Drivers can do to Cars!
- Brangelina Christmas Miracle: The Sexiest Hollywood Duo Saves a Toy Store… Just in Time for Christmas!
- Researchers designing all-electric warship
- Some Won’t Vote For Obama For Fear He’ll Be Assassinated
- What is Web 2.0? Nokia’s answer –
- Shop ‘Til You Drop — Or You Get Kicked Out After 3 Days In A Wal-Mart
- Have young kids who want to track Santa?
- A Geek Meets Santa
- Christmas Miracle Saves Puppies and Kittens!
- The 12 Days of Christmas, like You’ve Never Heard it Before!
- SWATing, the latest in prank calls
- Get ready to make very special toast!
- Pot Suspect Served Hash Cake For Lunch
- The World’s Ugliest — And Perhaps Safest — Car Was Created By A Priest in the 50’s
- Jumpin’ for Jesus
- Southwest Airlines Performs Christmas Miracle for 171 Texas Families
- Nun brains may help unlock secrets of Alzheimer’s
- Bashing people with your bible appears to be dying out – in Kansas?
- Cops Now Fingerprinting At Traffic Stops
- School says teen can wear lesbian t-shirt to class!
- Former British PM converts to Catholicism. Cripes!
- Family adopts slain son’s military dog
- Poland opens first exorcism center
- Husband opens X-Mas gift early, Wife stabs Husband. Merry Fricken Christmas!
- Apple to adopt Intel’s UMPC platform?
- “I Only Want A Man With A Big DNA Profile”
- The ‘Lobster-Eye’ That Lets You See Through Things Like Superman
- Retailer scalping Wii allotment on eBay
- Today’s To-Do: Change Car Oil, Fix Door, Waterboard Myself…
- Woman accused of groping Santa!
- China Going After Yahoo
- Top Iranian Cleric Sez: Europe will become a Muslim continent
- NASA Astronaut confirms Extraterrestrials are here
- Mars in path to get creamed by asteroid?
- Are Widgets taking over the Web?
- 7 pearls of medical wisdom that are wrong!
- Highway to Heaven?
- Video – JibJab Does A Review Of 2007
- Was Oswald (And Thousands Of Others) A Victim Of FBI’s Faulty Test?
- MacWorld 2008 Rumors
- A Unique Way To View Opinion Polls — Flags
- Airport Security Is Completely Worthless?
- Deep Links ruled illegal in China, Yahoo found guilty of massive copyright infringement!
- Social Security Says Woman is Dead. Woman Says She is Not Dead
- Mac Ultralight to Have Silicon Hard Disk? Nice.
- Japan’s defence minister braces for aliens
- Oh what a tangled Web : Obama Dirty Campaign Victim?
- What would you do for a Wii?
- Destroyed Items from Dubious “White House Fire” Now Catalogued
- Job description: Career Divorcee
- Drivers who use mobile phones face jail
- Drug addicted doctors are allowed to practice medicine, without informing their patients!
- ThinkSecret gone, settles Apple lawsuit
- Pic Of The Day Dept.
- Science Being Slashed From US Budget Because Of The War
- Santa faces gunfire as he flies into Rio
- Putin Named “Person of the Year”
- Ohio & Colorado Follow Other States In Confirming Voting Machines Fraud Is Easy
- Cheap Tap Water Beats Top Bottled Waters at Major Tasting
- Eco-boat powered by human fat and biofuel
- Duke Nukem Forever back on track?
- Man steals car, changes his mind, soils his pants
- Is hotlinking stealing? Does it infringe copyrights?
- Only surprises in upcoming FCC auction: Paul Allen is in – EchoStar isn’t
- Glenn Beck Show Scrolls “Paul Is Dead” Message During Interview
- Pork Plant Workers Fall ill with Mad Cow like symptoms
- Microsoft and Viacom form $500 million partnership. They deserve each other.
- “Don’t Tase Me, Bro” Top Quote Of The Year — And We Helped!
- Shop till you drop – if you can afford it
- Suppose It Was The Beatles Who Wrote ‘Stairway To Heaven’…
- Rodents thrive near highways
- Should We Tax Sweet Things To Fight Obesity Like SF Mayor Wants?
- Aussie Judge Warns Child Sexual Abuse Not Rape Because Child Gave ‘Consent’
- E3 Show Returning to the Good Old days
- Train vs. Snow
- Colorado Church kicks out shooting victim who tried to stop the attack!
- Center Proceeds with Electro-Shock Therapy Based on Crank Call
- Taserware parties, the rage in suburbia
- FireWire speeds set to quadruple
- The 45 Trillion dollar shortfall
- Police fire Taser into head of innocent man
- Woman’s body found a day after car crash – inside the car!
- Toshiba’s Personal-Sized Nuclear Reactor
- A few Dems with backbone – very few – halt immunity for Telcoms
- Unicef’s Picture Of The Year – 40 Year Old Man And His 11 Year Old Bride
- UPDATED: Is The GOP Terrified Evangelical Huckabee Could Win Iowa And Beyond?
- Want Someone’s Tax Returns? A Call To The IRS Is All You Need!
- US Senate Wants to Let Telecom Co’s Violate Laws.
- Border Patrol fights back, riles Mexico
- Robocat, handicapped cat gets wheels
- Texas City Bans Sex!
- Me-OWWW! Catfight! TV Anchor Alycia Lane arrested in NYC
- Pakistan: cock-up, corrupt or complicit?
- SF Considers a Tax on Sugary Drinks
- She’s on cell phone, car’s on fire
- “Oh please, you lard-butt British frumps have got off too lightly” says Times writer
- Rock, Drugs, Video Games, eBay and US$9,000 – A Father Profits From Punishing His Delinquent, Stoner Son
- Moss genome tells of origin of land plants
- Just Because Cheney’s Halliburton Options Were Up 3,281% Doesn’t Mean… Well, Maybe It Does
- Ready for a creationist theme park in UK?
- UK Pullout Of Southern Iraq Has Left It A Nightmarish Place Of Murder And Chaos
- Live Air Traffic Control Online
- Never Let A Former Formula 1 Driver Take The Wheel Of Your Car – Police Mad About Schumy Driving Cab
- Unfettered citizen journalism too risky for dumb public says jerkoff professor
- Man drinks liter of vodka at airport line
- And You Thought The Wiimote Was Only Good For Games On A Wii!
- Army’s lion loses its privates
- Wider Domestic Spying Fuels Aid Plan for Telecom Industry
- 10 Year Old Arrested For Cutting Food With Knife. Arrested!
- Hop springs eternal
- Church of Satan stops (alleged) murder plot!
- Sorry, Ladies — That Sexy Chat Room Guy Is A Russian Bot Only After Your Financial Info
- WTF? US Changes Course In Bali On Environment — Or Has It?
- Ron Paul Meets Kramer — Perfect for Tea Party Day
- CIA Torture Jet wrecks with 4 Tons of COCAINE? Or is this Another Crock?
- Pic of the Day
- Cool Truck Ad
- Amazing Battery Hack
- Canadians snapping up American homes
- Bollywood meets Spaghetti Western meets Thriller meets…
- Huckabee’s theology degree? Not exactly
- The worst iPod accessories – so you know what NOT to give someone!
- Greatest Workout Videos EVER!
- Life Inside A CIA Torture Prison
- Mitt Romney’s VC Firm to Buy Clear Channel
- Google Calendar on the Blackberry
- Four lanes of hope in China and Vietnam
- Space Shuttle Attacked by Giant Spider
- Cop turns illegal student over to Feds. School board response? Ban the police department!
- Arctic summers ice-free by 2013?
- Rural America – no access to healthy food
- The Lawyer of the Year Is….Alberto Gonzales?!?!?
- Is this the next MacBook Pro? Or a Hoax?
- Who Won Last Night’s Democratic Debate?
- Is The Iraq Surge A Scam About To Fall Apart?
- Is Cisco Going to Do an OS?
- Crummy Salmon farms are Killing Wild Salmon
- Enter naked! Oops, wrong house
- Teacher Barricades Herself Inside Classroom After Hearing ‘Welcome To The Jungle’
- Muslim lawyer sues over Crusader kit
- White House press secretary admits she’d not heard of the Cuban Missile Crisis
- Seven of the G8 nations cheap out on world education promises
- Finders, Keepers?
- Danger: Avoid Death
- Schumi takes over as taxi driver
- Looking For A Gift They’ll Remember? Try Stylish Toilet Paper! And Then There’s…
- Who Won Last Night’s Republican Debate?
- What would happen if the US abolished the death penalty?
- Woot Named Word of the Year! Woot!
- Older white women join Kenya’s sex tourists
- Obama to be attacked for past drug use, by Clinton
- Nothing Says Christmas Like Getting Your Very Own Cloned Glow In The Dark Cat!
- Serial killer earned law enforcement degree – while murdering his victims!
- Hillary basks in Buffett glow
- Sony says they’re bringing back the ‘wow factor’ – Wha?
- Tasers Are For Wimps — Bring On The ‘Pain Beam’
- Taser first, ask questions later?!
- Another London Landmark Used For Crass Movie Advertisement – Spiderpig Flies Above Battersea Power Station
- Is Christianity a Polytheistic Religion?
- New Robots Now Chat with Each Other. Creepy!
- BBC Writer Blasts Dvorak and all Critics of “Holy” OLPC Program
- A&E using subliminal ads to promote show on the Paranormal
- Torture Update: Congress Briefed on Waterboarding in 2002
- Punk kid gets shocking insurance premium
- Recession ALERT!- Its semi-Official — Almost — Kind, of
- France-Libya nuclear deal signed
- 15 Quotes By Famous Atheists
- “You Christians brought this on yourselves!” – said Colorado gunman
- Welcome to the Republic of Samsung
- Who Needs A Desktop PC When It Can Be Built Into The Wall?
- Bill’s Pissed And Might Not Vote For Hillary
- Redesign the HOME.htm Page and Win a Handy Maxtor OneTouch 4 Mini HDD Plus Kudos
- CompUSA Folding?!
- Led Zeppelin: Still Rockin’ after all these years
- The War is Over, for the Brits anyway
- Gang-Rape Cover-Up by U.S., Halliburton/KBR
- Nokia vs. Google (and Apple)
- Guess Who’s Going To Be On The New Zero Dollar Bill?
- European Patent Office revokes Amazon Patent
- Dancer wins $11 million over phony rape claim
- Ron Paul Supporters — Do You REALLY Know What His Policies Are?
- What Do You MEAN You Didn’t Give Your Wife A ‘Push Present’ After Giving Birth!
- Do you need a Nutty Buddy?
- Icelandic Teen Calls Bush’s Private Phone Number For A Chat
- Pic Of The Day – Time Lapse Picture Of Night Skyline
- Petrodollars? Not in Iran anymore!
- So The Parrot Was Issued A Parking Ticket And…
- Top-secret US labs hacked
- A Whopper with a surprise condom(ent)
- “McLovin” ID In DVD Ain’t Gettin’ No Lovin’ At Wal-Mart
- Bush offers phone number for “hope” – sadly, the wrong number
- Being Pro-Constitution Is Now Anti-American
- Oprah Angling For Cabinet Post In Obama WH With ‘Oprahpalooza’?
- Israeli study says regular mobile use increases tumour risk
- Pic of the Day
- “I’m not gonna let them go” police say Horn shot 2 men in the back
- Right-Wingers whine over Mug Shots
- Rapper is booed on stage. Opens fire!
- McDonald’s maintains sleaze quotient
- NYPD tricking innocent people into committing nonexistent crimes, then charging them with felonies!
- People Stand in Line at Apple Store for no real Reason. Weird.
- Penn State Students Dress as VT Victims for Halloween
- Microsofts’ Bad Santa
- Pic of the Day
- Chinese Engineering?
- FUD of the week: Is Netflix getting a free ride from the US Post Office?
- House OKs energy bill. Odds on getting it past the Oil Lobby/White House?
- In case you wondered if the RIAA and MPAA own our government…?
- Saints on cellphones
- A Sign of the Times
- Is This How Stonehenge Was Built?
- Western Digital accuses all hard drive users of being pirates, refuses to allow media files to be shared!
- JetBlue to Give us an Internet Connection in the Air?
- Some Moran Is Clogging The Interwebitubes With Pr0n Memes!
- CIA destroyed tapes of “harsh interrogations”
- Moran hit by train while absorbed in cell phone conversation
- ‘Hanukkah hams’
- RoboBike
- Video – Su-30 Aerial Demonstration
- Germany’s climate protection plan
- SAFE Act… Oh really?
- Chinese Man Has Green Sweat – Doctors Baffled
- Club tells windy member to go outside
- Weak Password? Try Inkblots.
- I Think I’ll Rob A Bank Today Using The Drive Through Window
- Is Dumond Huckabee’s Willie Horton?
- Michael Bay’s Microsoft Conspiracy
- The “Here Comes Another Bubble” Video
- Monster Motocycle is world’s heaviest
- Teacher arrested for posting sarcasm! Really!
- The Ocean Plays Music
- First map of “America”
- Walker’s Point gets greener
- Kudzu is a factor in global warming
- Megan Had It Coming: I’m Lori Drew — The Story Behind the Story or Bogus Site?
- Do American kids understand science?If you think they suck – you’re right!
- Rupert says, “Ye can serve God and mammon” – especially online
- Oddly, Microsoft Has Listened And Kills Vista’s ‘Kill Switch’
- Montclair Students Must Carry GPS Cell Phones
- Why is Echostar Bidding on the 700Mhz Spectrum?
- IPhones Take Over the Internet?
- Chimps vs. Humans
- Intelligence: “Iran — No bomb”Bush: “Yeah, but…”
- Florida woman wins lawsuit against Equifax
- The Uniquely American UnCrime
- Texas Swinging Towards Creationism as Science. Top Official Forced to Resign.
- Clinton digs into Obama’s kindergarten musings for Quotes
- Star Wars in Poland
- Duke Scientists map imprinted genes in human genome
- Pic of the Day
- Want To Extend Your Life By Five Years? Stare At Breasts For 10 Minutes Every Day
- Austin Police Admit to Being Idiots
- Divorced People Causing Global Warming? Cripes!
- Salt Lake Tribune – Use of Taser ‘reasonable’
- Ham Burglars
- Facebook is Spyware? — Good Luck with That
- Bush to hold news conference –
- The Great Krispy Kreme Donut caper
- US says OK to kidnap British citizens
- More energy ties bringing Turkey and Iran together
- Iraq War WAS Illegal Admits Former Pentagon & WH Advisor Richard Perle
- Anorexia Visible with Brain Scans
- Pic of the day
- “I refuse to tolerate food intolerances”
- Cholera crisis hits Baghdad
- Darwin Award Wannabes.
- Poster of the Day Dept.
- File Your Taxes Early For A Refund? Not In ’08 Because Of No AMT Fix From Congress.
- How America Lost the War on Drugs
- Parents call for books’ removal from public library
- Could a Jet Crash Through a Nuclear Reactor Wall?
- Blond Geography
- TSA harasses military honor guard escorting fallen soldier
- WTF Video of the day
- 14-year-old boy refuses transfusion – and dies
- Retired officers urge ‘don’t ask’ repeal
- Introducing Spence Peppard… “Hardcore Country” singer
- Looking For Unique Gifts? Amazon Has Nice UFO Detectors And Uranium
- Soccer with Binoculars
- Massachusetts moves to outlaw spanking!
- New Zealand kid behind botnet busted.
November 2007
- Court rules that Brit terror list drawn up by perverts
- Pay-by-mobile phone starts in London
- Homeland Security forcing Firefighters to spy on Americans, without Warrants and without Probable Cause!
- Suppose You’re The Prez And You Want To Take A Little Trip…
- The First Natives of the Americas arrived in a single main migration
- A Book To Make Your (And Its) Skin Crawl
- “Ouch!” “Doctor, you’re hurting my robot’s jaw!”
- Whale Curry Is Being Sold As Lunch To Office Workers In Central Tokyo
- The Mainstreaming of Atheism — Sunday School for Atheists
- Laptops Now the Standard Over Desktops?
- Vista vs. Leopard “Think Similar”
- British Teacher Found Guilty of Letting Her Class Name a Teddy Bear Muhammad
- EMI Gets Clue — looks to slash funding for RIAA, IFPI
- Twelve states sue EPA over toxic chemical data
- The Vassar ‘Quidditch’ Team?
- MSU removes then replaces Christmas tree after complaint
- God forced his resignation
- The 25-foot Apple Store tractor beam
- Death by cell phone!
- Doctors Remove 10 lb. Hairball from Woman’s Stomach!
- 1.5 Million Books Online on Unusable Site. Ack!
- Feds unsuccessful in Amazon privacy case
- Taser Firing Flying Saucers in Production
- How good are your CSI’s?
- Small change in IMAP Protocol could help reduce SPAM
- Checked “Lost & Found” lately?
- The White Continent
- The ‘Gphone Effect’ Is Affecting Verizon While They Deny It
- Tiny Laptops For Fresno Grade School Kids
- AP Journalist charged with taking pics the US does not want its citizens to see!
- Pic Of The Day Dept.
- Facebook Under Attack
- Britney to purchase Chinese twins
- Over 20,000 Teddy Bears Tossed onto Hockey Ice
- No Science Classes For You, Mr. Potential Terrorist!
- Did You Know Congress FORCED Bush To Go To War In Iraq?
- Fat Kid Successfully Avoids Ridicule By Swimming With Shirt On
- Rock and Roll Forever – Cool Ad
- Ultimate Evironmentalist: The Pedal Powered Car
- Worlds’ dumbest theme restaurant, Giant Moose!
- Stupid holiday gifts
- Horny government official found guilty – in spite of being a good Christian
- Ouch 2
- Tech Tip: Fixing A Windows-Based PC That Randomly Plays Classical Music
- Subway announcer fired over spoof messages
- Why The Music Biz Was Clueless On Technology
- Pic of the Day Dept.
- Attending a religious conference = Terrorism!
- Video – The Count Loves His *****ing – This Isn’t The Sesame Street I Remember… (SFW)
- Riots Begin in Paris Suburbs Once Again
- Islamic Terrorists Planned to Attack U.S. Base in Arizona
- Microsoft Opens Shop in Siberia?
- Yikes the Sign of the Beast!!
- British schoolteacher arrested for allowing students to name a teddy bear “Muhammad”!
- Online retailers hit 4.6 million visitors a minute, today
- When Construction Workers get Bored.
- Pic of the day
- Disneyland Space Mountain With the Lights On
- Clean out your mailbox
- Police urged to drop photofits for caricatures
- Verizon Phone Alerts Intruders You’re Calling 911
- India’s waiting for the $2500 car
- The Naked Car
- The End Of A Free Nation
- Remember the Idiot who blocked Firefox users? Apparently he’s now blocking Digg users!
- “Guards Gone Wild”, Oklahoma style
- Manson accused of buying childs’ skeleton
- NCAA Postseason Football Bowl Contacts and Schedule — ALL THE BOWLS!
- Lutheran Church says minister can be gay – but, not in a same-sex relationship. WTF?
- Phantom Limb pain may be reduced by simple mirror treatment
- Who the hell is this Ron Paul guy?
- What’s The Point Of Winning If They’ll Take Away The ‘Prize’ Afterwards?
- Amazon has a patent on slow service! (Really!!)
- Go, Virgin Airlines
- Pic of the Day Dept. – Sinkhole
- Cat Conversation
- Going “green” at 30 Rock
- Australia’s election brings significant change
- Jungle Fever
- Steampunk MP3 Player
- “Put down that telescope. You’re destroying the universe!”
- Ready for an 8-foot long arachnid?
- Illegal border crosser rescues 9 year old boy lost in the desert!
- “Captain! The ship is leaking email!”
- Earth’s true colors
- Global Warming or the Rapture is Coming?
- Britain’s Favorite Word Is…
- Video – Amnesty International Has Released a Video Showing CIA’s Enhanced Interrogation Techniques
- Suicide Bombers != Kamikazes
- Skype encryption stumps German Federal Police
- Don’t Like Either Party’s Candidates? What About Bloomberg?
- Does Wi-Fi Cause Autisim?
- Texas Court: Killing a fetus is murder, unless it’s an abortion, then it’s OK!
- Video – Heidi Klum’s ‘Great Knockers’ Ad
- Missed Major Story of the Week: Mr. Whipple Dies!
- The amazing two faced kitty
- Pic of the day
- Arubans re-arrested in Holloway case
- Bizarre Stories of the Week: Man falls asleep on RR tracks & loses arm; Homeless man rapes sleepwalker; Naked man causes 3 accidents!
- Data fiasco forces Brits into reviewing planned national ID cards
- Video: Why Can’t MS Vista Do This?
- Walking Through Oz — A Journalist’s Tour Of North Korea’s Capital
- Discriminav – The Revolutionary Discriminating GPS
- Holiday tales from the Bible Belt
- Caution: Speed Bump
- Gobble, Gobble, Mother Fu#@er!
- Cop tasers man for refusing to sign his speeding ticket!
- Cop Shoots Dog For No Legal Reason. Dog Survives. Cop Still Working As If Nothing Happened
- Video – Will It Blend? Guitar Hero III Put To The Test
- Crazy Brits Lose 25 Million Records
- To catch a predator
- Crazy person buys trash for more than 1 Million dollars
- Lightning Strikes the Eiffel Tower… in Las Vegas.
- Paramedic shoots, then treats armed robbery suspect
- Top Ten George W. Bush Moments
- Supreme Court will rule on gun ownership, 2nd Amendment
- WoW Ads With Mr. T and William Shatner
- Former White House press secretary admits who made him a liar – starting with Bush
- Bloodspell: The First Feature-Length Machinima Movie
- Traffic Jam On The Interwebitubes!
- British government’s in-house mail system loses info on 25 million people
- Politically Correct book publisher bans fire breathing dragons, ladders, and cooking!
- Interesting Insight Into The Mind Of Conservatives, Coming To You From Conservapedia
- Video – Funny Thanksgiving Ad
- Journalist fired for not getting enough “hits?” Wow. The future is here.
- Site Template Under Review — Comment here.
- Stowaway piglet
- Lose your laptop, go straight to jail!
- Evidence of injustice
- Saudi minister warns of dollar collapse
- Spain’s King Juan Carlos to Chavez “Why don’t you shut up?”
- Alienware presents “Area 51” laptop as most powerful ever
- US Dollar making a comeback! Just Kidding!
- Did NSA Put a Secret Backdoor in New Encryption Standard?
- Today’s Tech Tip: Cheap Way To Increase WiFi Range
- Incredible Driving Record on Two Wheels
- Binge drinking can lead to exploding bladders
- Pic of the Day Dept.
- Cops shoot kids for wearing baggy jeans, carrying a hairbrush, and drinking a Coke. Welcome to the land of the free!
- Zune Outselling iPod? No way!
- Instant Stupification — Talk to a Blonde
- Vegan Crackpot Heather Mills Suggest People Drink Rats Milk!
- More on Evolution Dept. River Dancing Chimps
- The Wedge Document Still in Place. Creationism Lives!
- Chrysler ready to cut dealerships
- Chinese movie prompts warnings for spyware and extreme sex
- For Some Reason, Our Prison System Apparently Isn’t Working
- The Tawana Brawley rape hoax was not a hoax?! (Yeah, it really was!)
- Military Chief says Russia not obliged to protect world from US
- U.S. aiding Pakistan in guarding nuclear arms – sort of…
- Early Sesame Street Shows Now Considered ‘Adult’s Only’ Fare
- Why Use Computers To Track Planes When A Legal Pad Will Do?
- Gas price war turns deadly, all over three cents per gallon?
- Harlan Ellison Rant About Hollywood Studios Not Wanting To Pay Writers
- Comet Holmes grows larger than our sun
- The USA is Shipping Much of its Electronic Waste Overseas
- Warner boss: “We were wrong to go to war with consumers”
- Naked man with nuns habit on head tried to lure girls, police say
- Tootsie The Hermaphrodite Pony And His Donkey Friend, Derek
- Saudi Woman Gang Raped and She is Found Guilty. Sentence Recently Increased Because She Complained
- Ridiculous Dept. Train Runs Through Bangkok Market
- Sorry Lady, You’re Too Fat For New Zealand
- The Bush-Mush Mosh Pit
- Why do people use IM? Because they’re fraidy-cat wusses!
- Outsourcing America: Chinese Sculptor chosen as artist for Martin Luther King Jr. Memorial
- Poland to pull troops from Iraq
- Small correction in New Orleans flood control system: not 5½ feet of new protection – but, 6 inches!
- Glenn Beck infers Paul supporters also support terrorism
- That’s Right — The Ever Fashionable Comb Over Is Patented!
- Pilot grounded after “foraging”
- You Think Baggage Screening Is Slow Now, Just Wait. And Wait…
- Have The Dems Finally Found A Backbone To Stand Up To The WH?
- How to Give your Dog a Heart Attack
- The World’s Greatest Pizza Twirler
- Pump price to jump 20 cents next 2-3 weeks
- Microsft to Buy Yahoo? Again?
- Getting Paid is the Name of the Game
- Husband Installs Spyware to Check Upon Wife. He Gets Indicted for Spying, Faces Four years in Jail
- Final Results: British are Completely Insane
- Russian doomsday sect threatens mass suicide
- Can you counter a curse with an egg in your pants?
- The Flying Spagetti Monster Gets Scholarly Noodling
- Reclaiming plastics from junk
- ‘Heroes’ star arrested in dolphin rescue attempt
- Jesus And Mary Appear In Pancake – Please, Pass The Syrup!
- Charge an iPod with an onion
- Grand Jury Indicts Barry Bonds
- Facebook Scheme May be Illegal
- Darwin Nominee: Man Dies After Getting Stuck in Girlfriend’s Cat Door
- RSS Feed on Dvorak Uncensored — Broken
- Dinosaur Found With Vacuum-Cleaner Mouth — Slurped Up Food by the Ton
- Real time video surveillance in public schools
- Frontal Assault on Freedom: FBI Raids Liberty Dollar And Ron Paul Fundraising
- Video: Fist Fight In Traffic
- Pic(s) of the Day Dept.
- Santas warned “ho-ho-ho” offensive to women
- Has A Surfer Dude Solved ‘The Theory of Everything’?
- Canadian stun gun death
- ‘Cycle-Sexualist’ Is Sentenced To Three Years Probation
- Cloned monkey embryos
- Hi-Tech Tips To Get Best ‘Black Friday’ Deals
- Tiny protest by bridge players gets them The Inquisition
- The Amazingly Weird & Profitable World Of The ‘PayPal Mafia’
- Are Vista Numbers Actually Crummy?
- War vets not allowed to march in Veterans Day Parade
- What Will They Think of Next Dept.
- Virtual ‘theft’ of virtual property leads to arrest
- Homeland Insecurity holds up fire trucks trying to get to fire
- Judith Regan says NewsCorp asked her to lie – to protect Rudy Giuliani
- Reassigned to the War on Drugs?
- NY Governor surrenders on drivers licenses for illegals
- Voices of Uncertainty & Writer’s Strike Video
- Perform Virtually DIY Hip Replacement Surgery
- Crackpots In The U.K. Want To Destroy Books That Don’t Have Happy Endings?
- Child killer traced by his DNA, 32 years later
- Your wife is religious nut who died handling snakes, who do you sue? The hospital of course!
- Dog shoots man on hunting trip
- U.S. Sets Record in Sexual Disease Cases — No Sex Education Makes USA Number One — Hooray!
- The Most Idiotic Stuff I have EVER Read!
- Man Gets DUI on Lawnmower
- Gore Becomes Venture Capitalist
- Pic of the Day Dept.
- American election circus sets a record for propaganda
- Music label drops phony advert – pretending to be Radiohead
- Is Kucinich unfit for Office?
- Governor leads prayer for rain. Handling snakes for full employment on Sunday.
- Used Condoms Recycled Into Hair Bands
- White House ordered to keep backup copies of e-mail
- Insane RIAA-Sponsored Bill Against Universities Has Wider Implications
- Malaysia firm’s ‘Muslim car’ plan
- Gays Should Be Killed – According to Iranian Minister
- California refusing to let volunteers clean San Fran Bay’s worst oil spill, arresting those who do!
- Court: Teachers have no right to carry guns at public schools!
- Man Eats Poison Mushroom to Prove It’s Not Poisonous
- The Price of Olympic Gold: Deformed Children!
- Intelligence Deputy to America: Rethink your definition of privacy!
- First HD video footage taken by Japan’s Kaguya satellite
- Too Fat To Show Your Bod To Your Mate?
- Saudi prince buys 1st VIP Airbus
- UN climate report: already out of date and too conservative?
- “Tonight, we dine in hell!”: A Resturant Review
- Huge Fire At Olympics Site In London
- The Legacy Of A Guy Named Bush
- Report: Pilots Fell Asleep During Approach To DIA
- DNA could clear ‘Satanic’ triple murder teenagers
- Photo of the Day
- Where is this Supposed E-Jihad Attack? Today was Doomsday.
- Hollywood loves the A-word
- Once A Brownfield, Now A Productive Site
- Mother + Sex Ed Talk + Her Kids = Arrest/Conviction
- How to Stuff an Overhead Bin
- Ignorant Teens + Cell Phones = Bankruptcies
- Yellowstone caldera: the time bomb under America
- Norman Mailer, Outspoken Novelist, Dies at 84
- Botmaster as security consultant. Social engineering on the inside.
- It’s About Time!!! The StupidFilter for Blogs
- Video: USB Motorcycle Engine
- Toyota eyes plug-in Prius
- One Brit Thinks The US Will Economically Collapse By Christmas
- Sprint Ditches the WiMAX already!?!?
- Geek chorus
- Too Many Contesting Bad Parking Tickets, So No More Fighting City Hall
- In-flight Lingerie Show With Ecuadorean Airline
- Camel Beauty Contests Are A No No
- Girl gets detention for hugging a friend
- Dell Dude Now Tequila Dude at Tortilla Flats
- Global pest uses promiscuity to wipe out competition
- Well, Duh 2: Students Use School Supplied PCs For Porn
- AMD mods graphics chip for high performance data-crunching
- Well, Duh!: Abstinence Programs Don’t Work
- US-Mexican border fence will cut 240 year old town in two!
- Does Fedora 8 deserve Intellectual Welfare?
- Hoax bacteria study tricks nutballs
- Yahoo Being Raked over the Coals While AT&T Sells Out Customers
- Analog/CD hybrid disk provides novel way to distribute music
- A quarter of all US homeless are veterans!
- Why Will The TV Networks Be Showing Nothing But Reruns Soon?
- Vaccine may be able to replace blood pressure medicines
- Greatest, Yet Stupidest, Reason For Calling 911
- Mistrial In Goofy Comic Book Trial
- Eat more chocolate and you can help the environment
- Operation On Baby With Eight Limbs Concluded Successfully
- Another Republican Phony Caught in Sex Scandal Convicted…of Rape!
- Windows Live Calendar is a Dog
- Pat Robertson endorses Giuliani
- Major League Baseball continues its attack against fans, AKA, why DRM sucks!
- Shooter announces massacre on YouTube – before he opens fire at school
- VIDEO: Too Cool Tesla Coil Music
- World Dumping the Dollar. China Ready to “Get out of Dollar Holdings”
- Couple nearly killed by falling cow
- If 6 Was 9: Math Illiterates Cause Lottery Card Fiasco
- Sikh schoolgirl excluded for wearing bangle. Think her family knew the rule beforehand?
- Why Can’t Prez Candidates Make Ads Like This?
- Bhutto issues Pakistan ultimatum
- Inquiry Targets Televangelists
- Are You A Red Bull-aholic? Your Blood Pressure Is Calling.
- COO of National Children’s Museum is busted. Guess what for?
- Wonderbra Makes Parody Video of Cadbury’s Drum Playing Gorilla Ad
- Bloggers Need a License?
- Pic of the Day Dept.
- Blogging granny is a hit
- Iraq Is Quieter: Surge or Something Sinister?
- CNN Poll Result Says: Waterboarding Is Torture – No S#!t!
- Jet Powered Fire Truck
- How depressing is winter?
- India’s toilet champion sees human liberation in loos for all
- Google “Open” Phone. Beating a dead horse?
- Religious Death Freaks Discuss Being “Rapture Ready” Hoping for End of World
- Climate Change Follies: Fire and Ice
- Cremated son turns up alive
- Google announces Android
- Thousands of Lawyers Clubbed! Gassed!
- A Mock Columnist, Amok — Colbert Does the NYT
- Italian Politician Urges Expulsion Of Immigrants From The Country
- Girl Born With Eight Limbs Is About To Undergo Surgery
- Why Our Money (And The US?) Is Spiraling Down The Drain
- $7 billion produces Pakistani Army incapable of dealing with terrorism
- Tired Of Slow Boot Time? Help’s Coming And Microsoft Ain’t Happy About It.
- Understanding Suicide Bombers By Becoming One In Halo 3
- DARPA Challenge won by “Boss”
- Giant Mega Mosque Planned for London
- Seinfeld Freaks Over Larry King Comment
- Rumsfeld Flees France, Fearing Arrest
- Cellphone Vigilantes
- Woman Wakes From Coma As A Nympho
- Did You Set Your Clock Back Last Night? (In the U.S.)
- Steampunk Pac Gentleman
- 10 wackiest experiments of all time
- Give Your Child The Delightful Gift Of Syphilis for Christmas
- FBI Knew About OJ’s Memorabilia ‘Retrieval’ Beforehand
- Did You Know The Pentagon Has It’s Own Sat/Cable Channel?
- Neck Saw Trick Revealed.
- Saudi Prince says 9/11 could have been averted
- The (alleged) Kidnapping Child Molesting Teacher is arrested in Mexico!
- The Trunk Monkey
- And The Winner Of The ‘Saddest Cubicle Contest’ Is…
- Fatties, Sing With Me: “It Ain’t A Small World After All…”
- Show Of Hands: Who’s NOT On The Terrorist Watch List?
- Car Crash & Motorcycle Crash Montage — Sick
- The Coolest Lamp You Can’t Buy Anywhere!
- NBC to Nation: Police Should Concentrate on Piracy not Robbery
- -NBC Executive Says Police Should Concentrate on Piracy not Crimes such as robbery or fraud.
- Coffee condoms promote safe sex in Ethiopia
- Lunch with John
- IBM Has Developed A Method For Silicon Recycling
- New Iraq policy prompts angry words at the State Department
- 1/3 Of Americans Think Healthcare System Should Be Rebuilt From Scratch
- Hollywood Screenwriters Going On Strike About Internet and ‘New Media’
- A Ball of Garbage the Size of Texas in the Pacific Ocean?
- Too Much Spare Time at the Office
- Western Canada’s glaciers hit 7000-year low – in 150 years
- Singapore Airlines Forbids Passengers From Doing Hanky Panky In Their New A380 Planes
- Nutball Church ordered to pay $10.9 million for harrassing funeral
- Remember When Records Had Cover Art? Remember Records?
- Wal-Mart Will Sell the Toshiba HD-A2 HD DVD Player For US$100 At Selected Locations This Friday
- $200 “Google PC” is launched today at Wal-mart
- Deal Of The Day: A Tattoo With A Free Set Of Tires
- The $4 Bamboo Microscope
- Will FTC Implement a “No Track Me” list?
October 2007
- Iowa Pumpkins: Edible = No Tax, Decoration = Tax
- Idiot Police Officer Steals Marijuana. Tries it. Calls 911
- Harvard Sez: Media Elite’s Campaign News More Biased than Talk Radio
- Ford 150 Pick-up Truck Totaled by Lightning Strike
- Happy Halloween
- Aussie develops technology to take DSL to 250Mbps
- Al Qaeda declares Cyber i-Jihad on the West. Test Attack on 11/11
- Don’t just check the attic for rarities – look under your butt!
- New iPod ad created by 18-year-old
- Donkey Power Fuels Ecological Rubbish Revolution
- Radio Stations Say Springsteen Should Be In A Rocker, Not Rocking
- Hands Up, Scum! No Shooting At The Shooting Range!
- How Shyness Became a Mental Illness
- Video – The Amazing Propeller Man
- Amazing 15 Lateral College Football Win
- Huge Dustdevil Forms on Soccer Field
- Virtual Stripper on Net Suckers the Users
- N.C. Woman Scams QVC Out Of More Than $412,000 On Line
- Give us your money, this is a ketchup
- Listen to all of this commercial!
- Merrill Lynch lost $8 billion – the CEO has to go – with $159 million
- “Values” candidate dumped – his penis shows up at gay websites
- Driven Mad: South Africa’s Insane Drivers License Process
- UPDATED: Blackwater Given Immunity From Prosecution For Illegal Acts
- Video – F-14 Pilots Being Catapulted From Aircraft Carriers
- Video – Would You Do The Same Thing While Watching A Docu About Bears Mating?
- Father Gets $53,000 Strip Club Bill for Son’s Graduation Party
- Womans Death Blamed on Online Advertising
- Nanny Who Answered Online Ad Found Dead! “Online” is Blamed
- T-Mobile Shadows iPhone
- Use Your GPS To Beat Speeding Tickets
- Italian Court Forces HP To Reimburse User For Unwanted M$ Software
- No Wii price cut – ever!
- BBQs Gotten Boring? Try Using Liquid Oxygen
- British Cabinet Minister detained at US airport. Why not? He’s Muslim!
- Buy Your Own Robotic T-Rex for £2.5 Million (US$5 million)
- Longest Living Animal? A 400-year-old clam.
- A Break In Sex Crime Sentencing Lunacy?
- Should ISPs Be Required To Forward Email?
- Won’t serve in Iraq? American diplomats will be drafted!
- Crank Dat Bling, Thug In Da Hood… Uh, Whatever — Rap Lyrics Translated
- Sicko school suspends student for reporting teacher having sex with student
- One Big Reason Pot’s Illegal Doesn’t Involve Smoking
- World’s Hottest Chile Pepper
- Devo Was Right? Humans Are Evolving Into Two Species
- The Evangelical Movement Is Coming Apart At The Seams
- It Begins. Deconstructing Hillary
- Idiot House Panel Screw-Up Reveals Whistleblower Email Addresses
- Second USA Nuclear Screw-Up in a Month
- When Football Players Bowl
- Hey! Where’s My Car???
- Southwest Airlines Pre-Flight Safety Announcement
- One-Third of Americans believe in ghosts, UFOs and George W. Bush
- Victoria’s Secret panties pinched
- Tiny Capers pack big disease-fighting punch
- Miss World Competition To Miss England: “Fatten Up”
- Useful Tip Of The Day: No Inflatable Dolls In Goverment Building Bathrooms
- USA Number One — In Sending Spam from Compromised Computers Owned by Dummies
- How They Sell Toyotas in Scotland
- Pic of the Day Dept.
- FEMA holds press conference – with no journalists. Staff pretends to be reporters.
- Mother has Daughter’s Genitalia Pierced, is Acquitted of Child Abuse
- Homeland Insecurity is back on their foot fetish
- Nebraska officials forcibly take newborn baby from parents to perform routine medical tests!
- Toyota and Honda hybrid plans: more choices, lower prices
- AT&T To Fire Victims: If You Didn’t Take Cable Box From Burning House, Pay Us $300
- Video – Cat Reacts In A Curious Manner When Scratched
- Nuclear Power Worldwide: Status And Outlook
- VIDEO: Philips Exploration Of Electronic Tattoos
- VIDEO: Awesome, Wacky & Truly Weird Animations
- If You Decriminalize Pot, Use Declines — It Happened In Britain
- Idiotic government bureaucracy keeps California firefighters sitting idle while the state burns!
- Congressional Idiots Actually Pass Thought Crime Prevention Bill — UnBelieveable
- iPhone users are paying Apple twice for their phones, seriously!
- Fabulous Talking Dogs
- Tax on email? Yes, being discussed.
- There’s An Epidemic Of Naked Sleepwalkers In London
- Daylight Savings Time disrupts humans’ natural circadian rhythm
- Is It A Hovercraft? Is It A Plane?
- Whose DNA? Forensic boom stokes ethical fears
- Corporations Are Destroying Our Democracy
- US signs maritime pact with landlocked country – has no navy
- Gay Marriage Is Un-American
- The Latest In Eyewear — Glasses Attached To Your Piercing
- Funny Quotes From Army Hand Books
- Drink or Two a Day May Help Lungs Too!
- Comic Of The Day Dept.
- Everyone Hates Vista!
- 14 year old freshman expelled for bringing a butter-knife to school!
- Save the Planet: Vote Smart
- Same old camera – new TV
- French parliament adopts DNA bill
- Which Format Offers Greater Visual Quality, HD-DVD or Blu-ray?
- Broccoli comes to the rescue against ultraviolet radiation
- Ah, The 70’s When Decorating Your House Was… Well, Take A Look
- The Greatest Gadget Of All Time
- FEMA’s CA Fire Response To Be “Anti-Katrina”
- The Really Truly Hillary Gallery
- Trojan Horse Software up 500–percent!
- Eight y.o. Boy Turns Mom into the Cops
- Convicted Sex Offender Tries to Castrate Himself
- Diplomacy? But We’ve Got These Nice Bombs.
- Pic of the Day
- Looking for attractive people? Don’t go to…
- California Will Sue EPA Over Car CO2 Emission Levels
- Can’t Have NASA Releasing Bad Air Safety Findings If They Hurt Airlines, Right?
- Who should own our roads: We the people or corporate America?
- Sexy Women Used As Ballgirls In Tennis Tournament
- Apple Profits Skyrocket
- Man Asks for Band-Aids for Gunshot Wounds on Commercial Flight
- Microsoft Spanked By European Regulators
- Airbus A380 — The Most Luxurious Plane Ever Built Takes To The Air
- 1/3 Of So. Florida Gas Pumps Not Accurate
- Half Of All Voters Would NEVER Vote For Hillary
- TV-Links.co.uk Has Been Shut Down By British Authorities
- Has the BBC Been Taken Over by Creationist Christians?
- Hispanic Group Pulls Convention Over Immigration Opponent – She is on the Parks Board!
- Only in America Dept. Redneck Rodeo Ride
- American Kids Grabbed and Put in Italian Foster Care While Air Force Mom on Mission
- Earth’s “message in a bottle” – after thirty years
- Women: worried about muggers? Disguise yourself as a vending machine!
- Late breaking news from Reuters: Japan’s best butt!!
- Dumbledore was gay. Who knew?
- Feel The Bullet’s Impact In Your Video Game
- 7 Year Old Suspended For Drawing Picture Of Water Gun
- Fishy Story of the Week Dept. — 70 Punished in Accidental B-52 flight
- Truthers Invade One Live TV Show After Another
- What is the world’s potential to produce biodiesel?
- Circular Finger Pointing between MySQL and PHP bugs
- Video: Help for Paranoid Schizophrenics
- Nearly Top Economy, Etc. In The World Means Secular Norway Is Going To Hell!
- Court deals symbolic blow to dying church in Spain
- No cold medicines recommended for children under 6
- Popping A Pill To Pop A Woody? Might Lose Your Hearing.
- Is NSPD-51 Just Prudent Planning Or Blueprint For A Coup?
- Rubik’s Cube Done All Growed Up
- Why Shoot A Burglar When You Can Make Him Clean Your House?
- Windows 7 and the MinWin Initiative
- Dipshit Patriots Football Team Wins Court Order to Bust Users of Stub Hub
- Video: This Kid is an Amazing Bush Impersonator
- Photo of the Day
- Arrested For Standing On Sidewalk, Talking To Friends — In Times Square
- Geneticists trick plants into cleaning up environmental crud
- Photo Of The Day: Dead Pope Appears In Bonfire
- Dumb crook of the week!
- Lawyers Say You Can’t Even LOOK At The HTML Code Of Their Website
- Dvorak Uncensored Exclusive: Why Open Source Software Sucks – Part Deux!!
- Hands on Review: Creative Zen 4GB MP3/MP4 player
- Cop shoots 13 year old boy for pulling out a cell phone!
- Best Encryption Software — Heard Here First!
- China replaces US as steadying force in the global economy
- Daily Show arrives online
- If Corn Is Biofuels King, Tropical Maize May Be Emperor
- I Need A Raise Dept. — Tiger Approaching Billion $ In Endorsements
- The Newest Threat Against Humanity: Musical Ice Cream Trucks!
- Dog adoption turns into a fiasco for celebrity
- Leopard Release Firm. Now Windows Can Upgrade!
- Bride sues over flower color.
- Best Buy ends sale of analog TV
- Woman faces jail time for swearing at overflowing toilet
- A Marine remembers
- India outsourcing outsourcing – Idaho you still have a chance
- Eight PS3s In Cluster Replaces Supercomputer
- Too Weird: Dick Cheney, Barack Obama Are “Cousins”
- Adam Curtis Slams Journalists
- Microsoft Goes into Local Search — WHY?
- Texas Judge says you can’t call patent trolls patent trolls!
- 81 Y.O. Woman Shoots Homeless Man
- Priest says you should worship God and Elvis
- Woman Finds Dead Man in her Avocado Tree
- Military string theory
- Michael Moore, Mover Over. Here’s Alex Jones.
- “AaaAAAAahhhh!”: The Scream Heard Around The World
- AT&T, Verizon and Qwest refuse to answer to Congress. George says they don’t have to!
- Human-robot humping by 2011 – and marriage by 2050
- Microsoft & Best Buy To Be Tried Under RICO, Just Like Mobsters
- Your USDA Inspected Food May Not Have Been
- Pirate Bay captures enemy identity
- This Christmas Everyone Wants a Computer!
- Mom wins $85,000 because she left her kids alone to watch porn at a motel!
- Giuliani Vows To Be Prepared For Attack From Space Aliens
- The road to Hi-Def TV is now open
- If you get past the TSA – the idiots working on the airplane will still do something stupid.
- Another Year Training Whooping Cranes to Migrate
- 10 New Secret Questions
- Dvorak Uncensored Exclusive: Why Open Source Software Sucks!!
- Dentist Says Chest Massages are an Appropriate Dental Procedure!
- Pic of the Day Dept.
- Vatican official says he was ‘only pretending to be gay’
- New US Weapon Better Used for Torture
- Carbon-impregnated plastic: Strong as steel Thin as cellophane
- Ex-US Commander says the war is “a nightmare with no end in sight.”
- DU Problems: Attack of the SQL Transformers
- Mexican writer ate girlfriend – finished 1st draft of his novel on, you guessed it – Cannibalism
- Tree-frog inspires new super glue
- Video: Penn and Teller Show Us How.
- New Lawsuit Threatens the Future of Linux and Open Source
- British bureaucrats want more gag orders – on each other!
- Taking BBQ Seriously
- Young people are rejecting the Religious Right’s intolerant version of Christianity
- Cement industry comes clean on its pollution impact
- Video: Sure, Sure. Anyone Can Juggle Hammers, But…
- Gore and IPCC win peace prize
- UPDATED: Ding Dong, The Wicked (Russian Viagra and Penis Enlargement Spammer) Witch Is Dead!
- Video: Star Wars Theme on Lightsaber Trumpet, PLUS Charlie Chaplin in 80’s Hair & Sequins
- Conservatives Were Right: Computer Models (And Al Gore) Were Dead Wrong On Global Warming
- Ann Coulter to Jews: Get “perfected” with Jesus, the US is a Christian Nation!
- Cripes. Cops Shoots Himself in Foot
- Microsoft Working on Linux Interoperability.
- Sony Playstation “Eye”
- Officials from USA See America Plagued with Hepatitis, Diptheria and Tetanus Germs. Especially at NASCAR Events!
- Inauguration Day for alien signal-hunting telescope
- Possible “Columbine” averted in PA – and what were this kid’s parents thinking?
- US is forcibly drugging deportees with “powerful anti-psychotic drugs”!
- Attitudes change as Special Olympics come to China
- The new face of Xmas
- Done Deal: Mexico & U.S. Becoming One Country, Amigo
- Nurse! Vodka! Stat!
- Court says Feds can’t prosecute employers that knowingly hire illegal aliens
- Ballmer Ravaged by a Mom at Conference
- Video: Unreal Card Sections
- Court says stripper should get workers’ comp benefits for pole dancing injury
- Fox News hires Carly Fiorina, ex-chief of HP
- The Bible Belt unbuckled again
- Bush Supreme Court refuses to hear CIA kidnap case
- $750 Mil Baghdad Embassy — Assuming It Ever Gets Finished
- Pig manure sweet money for farmer in Thailand
- The Star Trek Way Of Death Can Be Yours
- 95% of Brit Kids Crime Victims
- Another Apple iPhone Suit: Anti-Trust!!
- Dear Abby supports gay marriage
- Kennebunkport/Rogue B-52 – Confirmation With Vengeance
- Video: Pigeon Clown Car
- Ooops! WH Leak Wipes Out Years Of Al-Qaeda Surveillance Operation
- Spintronics pioneers win Nobel Prize in Physics
- Human Urine is a safe, inexpensive fertilizer for food crops
- Wacky Idea Of The Week: Pay Better Teachers More
- Thief burned beyond recognition
- 21st Century Jobs: Fishing For The ‘White Lobster’ (Cocaine)
- Google Logos Attacked By Wacko Conservatives
- Cop Goes Berserk Kills 6 in Violent Party Spree
- Brits copyright the words “Olympics” and “2012”
- Apple Finally Gets Sued Over iPhone Bricking
- Apple vs. Dell: Guess Who’s Doing Better
- Photo Of The Day: How To Spot A Hunter With A DUI Conviction
- Columbus Day and Christopher Columbus – a History
- Apple working on pressure sensitive touchscreens
- Kids Wired, School Tired, U.S. Expiring
- Product of the Week:
- Going To College May Not Be Worth It For A Surprising Reason
- Microsoft Dumps WGA and Lets Pirates Use IE7!
- Man Takes 52-cent Donut, Cops Call it Strong Arm Robbery — Faces 15 Years in Prison
- Too Fat? Breaking Furniture? You Need This Chair.
- The Pedophile Prosecutor ends his own miserable life!
- Senator Craig to be inducted to Idaho Hall of Fame
- Oz: more wild pigs than humans
- “Sorry, spaceman. Your money’s no good he… Oh, you have Quids!”
- Why does Microsoft want to make Divx and Xvid files appear insecure?!
- I am creating artificial life, declares US gene pioneer — New Life Form to Be Unleashed
- Poor Britney, PETA Adds Insult to Injury
- iPod Nano Catches Fire in Man’s Pocket
- MSU Students Make Flying Spaghetti Monster Number 2 Religion
- Pic. of the Day Dept.
- World’s largest uncut diamond denounced as fake
- Merrill admits losses of $5.5 billion on bad loans. Top of the charts!
- Sam’s Club recalls beef patties
- Beware — Royal Canadian Mint Owns Phrase ‘One Cent’
- Orders 1 Day Too Short — No GI Education Benefits For You
- Physicists Tackle Knotty Puzzle
- Horny Orangutan Only Wants Blonde, Tattooed Women — Who Doesn’t?
- “Prius! I said stop making too little noise!”
- Best Buy sends child porn aficionado to 11 years in prison
- Southwest Does it Again! Passenger Told to Change Shirt or Get Off Plane.
- Apparent Cell Phone Left On Plane Causes Huge Panic in Seattle
- Weird Dino May Have Key to Fast Growth Gene
- Mr. Potato Head in ecstasy bust
- US Veteran may be charged with theft for removing an illegal Mexican flag!
- Analyst sez: Yahoo worth more if broken up
- Bungie and Microsoft DO Split!!
- Speculation Mounts That Browns Were Infiltrated, Tricked
- Council of Europe firmly opposes creationism in school
- Are American Toys Any Safer Than Chinese Toys?
- Darpa hatches plan for Robo-Bugs to Fly Reconnaissance
- RIAA Wins $222K Judgement Against Single Mom ‘Pirate’
- Marion Jones admits her “God given abilities” are drug-based
- Homeland Insecurity consultant blows up their email system!
- SF Mayor And Sheriff Agree: End ‘Drug War’ To Drastically Lower Crime Rate
- Welcome to the wonderful world of DRM, where your new Blu-Ray player is turned into a brick!
- Update: How did a 45 year old mother of three die in airport custody? Was she dead before she was placed in a cell?!
- Good EMO Rundown about EMO
- Bill Gates Admits to Piracy via Music Sharing
- Video: Whoa! I Think I’ll Take the Stairs!
- An Alternative Review Of Halo 3 From Australia
- Outrageous video of the week: Cop hits handcuffed man
- Verizon unveils its answer to iPhone
- Charges dismissed in case of – murder by sherry enema
- 7 years after Bush takes office, EPA promotes energy saving lightbulbs
- Why Stop Shopping When You Can Live At The Mall?
- New anesthesia blocks pathologic pain – and uses more chiles!
- Diggnation 118 In London – A Small Review
- Stanford Students Can’t Figure Out How To Use A Thermos
- Never let ’em find your porn stash!
- Should You be Worried About Online Videos?
- Dirty Joke of the Week Dept.
- Two-Year-Olds Put in Bondage Costumes, Paraded Around S&M Steet Fair in San Francisco
- Asteroid renamed for Lt. Sulu
- Do you really want your cellphone to tell you your breath reeks?
- Sony to Users: Everything is Piracy!
- The Internet is outdated, inventor claims
- Dipshit Sony Lawyer Says All Copying is Piracy. Sony Apparently Wants to Eliminate “Fair Use” too
- Pic Of The Day Dept.
- Halo 3 Report: Bungie Studios to Microsoft: “You Suck! We Quit!”
- Chemical danger in London turns out to be Chili Pepper
- The Rush Is On To Vilify Limbaugh For Anti-Vet Comments
- “Australian actresses are plagiarizing my quantum mechanics lecture to sell printers”
- How Apple is changing the cell phone industry, by screwing customers even more!
- Twisting The News — A Look At One Story And How It Was Manipulated
- Why It’s Time To Buy Apple Stock?
- Woman Dies in Airport Custody After becoming “irate” About Missing Flight!
- Now, you can be less likely to hurt yourself with your Wii – for free!
- Arrested as illegal immigrants, Latinos sue over “constitutional rights” violations. Huh? Wha?
- Bush reversed on archive secrecy
- Hark, The Nigerian Scam
- U.K. Police Now Have The Right To Demand Your Private Data Encryption Key
- Woman runs over her own legs at a McDonalds drive thru!
- Britney Spears hits rock bottom: Court determines K-Fed is a better parent than her!
- Pic of the Day — Iowa Capitol
- Should the government step in and save the sinking newspaper industry?
- Cal 31, Oregon 24
- Video: Yikes! IED!
- Pic of the Day Dept.
- Austrian police arrest man who tried to enter U.S. Embassy with bomb
- Hamburgers – or harmburgers?
- Thousands Of Killed Protesters Are Being Dumped In The Jungles Of Burma
- 9/11 Is Over
- “Injury from an IED? Get real. You were brain damaged when you enlisted.”
- Medicine that works a better way – up your nose
- Google News Sucks
- Fairytale Worlds On The 1000 Islands of New York
- Bush Orders Changes In Plan For Iran Attack — And We Helped
- Solar Flares Could Seriously Disrupt GPS Receivers
- Creepy Robot Video Dept. Murata Boy, the Robot that can Ride Bicycles
September 2007
- The whole family now talks to each other – sort of.
- Drink Up — It May Help Your Memory
- Clinical trials lack serious oversight in the United States
- Time Again For The Annual ‘Food For Pr0n’ Drive!
- DirecTV calls people on the “do not call list” to remind them they’re on the list! What the f..k?!
- How Bush Pretended To Want To Prevent The Iraq War
- Video: It’s the iBible!
- Man Caught Speeding – Costs Him $276,640!
- Brain-eating amoeba kills six swimmers, so far