2008
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December 2008
- End of Year Predictions Show I
- Cashing In On The Blago Scandal Without Being A Politician
- Yellowstone National Park Experiences Unprecedented Earthquake Activity… Scientists Predict Doom
- Blagojevich chooses Obama successor
- Passenger goes Berzerker on flight… beats up Flight Attendant while covered in his own Feces!
- Oregon’s Gov Wants To Replace Gas Tax With GPS Tracked, Tax Per Mile
- Canadian Police arrest chemistry student for performing chemistry experiments!
- Mark Russell Move Over
- Sign of the times: Kim’s Video heads to… Sicily
- Maine man faces Drunk Driving charge atop Zamboni
- Hospital Staff pose for Calender while Ignoring Dying Cancer Patient
- Zunes are Crapping Out Worldwide. MSFT Support on Vacation!
- Heart Attack? Think Ambulance Crew Will Save You? HA! “Not worth saving.”
- Catholic school teacher fired for marrying outside the rules
- Smile or we’ll shoot!
- What’s Your New Year’s Resolution?
- Unrest caused by bad economy may require military action, report says
- Entire UK Secret Police Mechanism to Be Privatized
- Digital Certificates Cracked
- WordPress is looking for ideas
- Ford Rolls Out Automatic Parking
- RNC Chairman Candidate Chastised for mailing Christmas CD featuring the Limbaugh Parody “Barack the Magic Negro”
- Dvorak-Horowitz on the Stock Market and Bernie Madoff Swindle Part 2. Horrible New Twist.
- E.U. to Ban Use of Flags in Marketing
- Palin vs. PETA… drop the video game or the dog gets it
- Congress Gives Itself a Pay Raise? WHAT?!?!
- Santa Claus Bailout Hearings
- Is The RIAA’s Record About To Be Smashed To Bits?
- Microsoft vision of Rent-a-PC
- If You’re Paying Anything For Text Messaging, You’re Being Ripped Off
- Amazing Real-time “Wall” Animation
- Bad Digital Photo Frames Lurk
- “Today I Publicly End My Support for the State Of Israel” Sez Kos Blogger. Numbers Soar!
- Last Three Days for Gitmo Nation T-Shirt — Support the Blog
- Ready for Man Made Global Slowing?
- The International — Movie Trailer
- After the Bailout, UAW Owns and Operates Money Hemorrhaging Golf Retreat
- Will biohackers create new life forms?
- Rise in Amateur “Superheroes” Out of the Closet to Protect You
- Fox News Launches Green Website
- Hum Along with the “Faerie’s Aire And Death Waltz”
- Former Gore Advisor Says Man-Made Global Warming Fears “Mistaken”
- Russian Professor Predicts End of U.S.A.
- Remember Me? John Mark Karr resurfaces
- No Agenda Netcast #63 For December 27, 2008 – Save this polar bear
- Accidental Marketing At Its Finest
- Moran* sets himself ablaze to impress girlfriend
- Vagrant Lives in Family’s Attic for Days Unnoticed
- Pilots Fall Asleep… Overshoot Destination… on a 30 Minute Flight!
- The Caroline Kennedy Challenge
- Miami woman arrested for missing-baby hoax
- Head and neck injury risks for Head Bangers
- ‘Change’ May Not Mean What We Thought — Obama on Taxes
- Is Google Docs Losing Documents? A Reader Laments.
- Bush Countdown: 24 days to go!
- Metal Man
- Cooked Sushi. WTF?
- Did the GOP snuff one of their own?
- Irate movie patron shoots talker — resumes watching the movie
- The Great Fruitcake Recycling Project
- Hold the Pickle: Whopper scented Cologne big hit with Burger King Devotees
- Taken a really good look at your cousin, lately?
- 2008 In Space — Spectacular Images From Outside Our World
- Winning The War On Terror With… Viagra?!?
- Caption this Photo
- Shoplifting Dog Gifts Himself
- New York Times to sell its stake in the Red Sox — and anything else that ain’t nailed down!
- Pakistan Moves Troops Towards India!!
- “Public Urination Permitted After 7.30pm”
- Merry Christmas from the Frozen North
- Last Christmas Ditty
- Motorola blocking RIM job offers for workers they laid-off. WTF?
- 15-Year Old Cartoon Predicts the Future
- GM to Become Bank! Merry Christmas to All!
- Man in Santa Suit Kills Three!!
- Little Red Wagon 2.0
- Dvorak Poll: Would You Buy A New American Car?
- So, What’s Under Your Christmas Tree?
- It’s Time To Sing Along With Bob Rivers’ Twisted Christmas Carols!
- Another Christmas Miracle: Canadian woman survives three days buried in snow
- Man Tasered Going into his Own Home
- 4 Things MSFT Did Right in 2008
- Dvorak and Horowitz Wrap Up the Stock Market and Bernie Madoff’s $50 Billion Ponzi Scheme
- Christmas Miracle Saves Woman and Children Who Fell Through Ice!
- Pic of the Day Dept.
- 8 of 10 Cannibals Agree: “Japanese people taste the best — whites are too salty!”-
- Merry Microwave Christmas!
- LA Doctor uses Patient’s Blubber to Fuel his SUV
- Christian Woman fired for greeting customers with “Merry Christmas”
- Track Santa around the world with NORAD
- New, Overreaching Toy Testing Law Will Force Small US Toymakers Out Of Business
- No recession for the U.S.Navy — $14 billion worth of submarines ordered
- In the Land of the Free, Plainclothes Cops can knock on your door, kill your dog, arrest you for assault (the dog), No Warrant Necessary
- When Picking Stocks Listen to Cramer… or you could just Flip a Coin
- Clown Copper strip-searched at airport
- Ho! Ho! Ho!, Santa filmed disabling speed cameras in Arizona!
- Attention CSI fans – check out Finland!
- Microsoft Does it Again
- Maiden Flight of Burt Rutan’s WhiteKnightTwo at Mojave
- Cheney’s highest moment?   9/11!
- Good Samaritan Sued for Pulling Passenger from Wrecked Vehicle
- Fugitives “Conned” into Turning Themselves In
- Was General George S. Patton (Justifiably) Assasinated by the OSS?
- Where is the bailout money going?
- Have A Pneumatic Christmas!
- Don’t Even THINK about Climbing that 3′ Ladder without Training!
- No Agenda #62 — Now On Cage Match
- Amsterdam’s gay Christmas features drag queen as Mary
- iBreath takes the guesswork out of getting S**tfaced Drunk
- Psycho Bus Driver pulls Knife on 6th Graders
- “Bush” shoe made in Turkey. Solves nation’s trade imbalance.
- In defense of the Playstation 3
- Ma!!!        Oh gosh!!  Ma!!!
- Caption this Knife Photo
- Major witness to 2004 Ohio Voter fraud investigation and GOP’s IT Guru killed in Plane Crash
- Bizarre New Mexico Ad
- A Wave of Anti-Semitism follows Madoff Swindle
- Family Sues Cable Company for Porn Trespass!
- Pallet company to pay $20.7 million for immigration violations
- So there I was in Cambodia, blowing up cows with rocket launchers, when…
- Huge 3-Cent Savings at Walmart!
- Beer Bottle Tree: The Ultimate Christmas Project
- 70% of General Population will Torture Others if Ordered to do so
- Wife claims $53,000 expenses – a week – in divorce court
- Breast Implant Surgeries Sagging With The Economy — Time To Slice A Deal?
- Google Earth’s Stunning 3-D Manhattan Buildings
- It’s Easy For Cops To Confuse A Black, 12 Year Old With Two White Women & A White Man, Right?
- NASA May Give Away Shuttles?
- Chinese man Explodes while being Cremated… from Weather Rocket lodged in his body… WTF?
- MS Windows XP in Control of Royal Navy Nuclear Powered Sub fleet
- “I have to say it is the first cow I have ever hit in 22 years’ flying.”
- Phony aircraft engineer goes to jail
- Sock and Awe — Play The “Toss A Shoe At Bush” Game
- Bury Me With My iPod, Please… Cell Phone, Too.
- Cranky Geeks Episode #147 — Now on Cage Match
- Woman Drives Car onto Tracks, Dials 911, Waits for help… urged by dispatch to exit car…
- Chrysler Shutting Down — Will It Ever Restart?
- “Daddy, what’s that white stuff all over you?”VEGAS BURIED IN SNOW!!
- $99 iPhone is a Dead Duck?
- EU rejects Islamic proposals to ban criticism of religion
- A Safe Investment for ’09… Cheap Booze
- PUNISHED: Unable to Make Bond, Madoff under House Arrest… in his $7 Million Dollar Condo
- Biggest organized crime threat in the United States — is Mexican
- Supermarket denies birthday cake request for kid named Adolf Hitler
- The 2000 Year Old Antikythera Computer Has Been Rebuilt
- Seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat
- Today’s Beautiful Shanghai Skyline
- New Palm OS May Be Linux Based
- New 2010 Mustangs Appear in SF
- IE zero-day vulnerability awaits patch
- A Mumbai café bounces back from attack
- Gay, Egg Stealing Penguins Best Parents Of Them All
- A Second Mortgage Crisis Disaster Will Hit Shortly
- Marketwatch Columnist’s Wife Wiped Out by Madoff Swindle
- Top US Anti-Kidnapping Expert KIDNAPPED in Mexico — CRIPES!
- Is the PS3 Dying?
- Week of demonstrations leave coppers injured – none of which involved demonstrators!
- Caption This Photo
- Top Gear reviews the Tesla Roadster
- U.S. Court rules Vatican can be sued for sex abuse cover-up
- 40 Inspirational Speeches in 2 Minutes
- Bush Assaulted in Iraq… by size 12 shoes!
- No Agenda #61 – Now On Cage Match
- Governor tries to seize 141 domain names from gambling sites
- Larry, The Fire Breathing Robo Dog
- Biden To Dismantle Cheney’s “Shadow Government” Vice Presidency
- Ball Buster
- Apple to sell 45 million iPhones in 2009– Walmart to sell 10% of them!
- Crazy Commercial or Marketing Genius?
- Will Google Buy the New York Times?
- Your Money Wasted By Pentagon On Charity — For Themselves
- 10 years later, school still sugar free and proud
- The MPAA’s Insane Request For Obama To Destroy The Internet
- Dvorak Poll: Which Would You Rather Do Without — Sex or The Interwebitubes?
- Oops 3
- Every Commercial Flight For a 24-hour period in 72 seconds
- Father of Modern Wall Street Ran a Scam for 40 Years
- New Palm OS Coming at CES?
- Support the Blog and No Agenda — Buy A Gitmo Nation T-Shirt
- FBI probes Central Valley firm for racketeering tomatoes!
- Ski Houston!
- NASA resisting Obama efforts to “look under the hood”
- Coffee Wars: Starbucks vs. McDonalds
- Company develops pre-chewed pencil to help students “concentrate”
- The 10 Worst Predictions for 2008
- Dvorak Poll: Should We Bailout The Car Companies?
- Life In Aussie Prisons To Get Better Than Life Outside
- Cranky Geeks Episode #146 — Now on Cage Match
- More Bailouts, More Insight. Dvorak & Horowitz Discuss the Market Mess
- Teens Swapping Naked Pics. Of Each Other!
- UK Issuing Automatic Weapons to Grandmothers
- Actor nearly bleeds to death on stage while audience applauds “special effects”
- Tow truck driver Pwned!
- Inauguration posing logistical nightmare
- Woman finds $97,000 cash in Cracker Barrel Bathroom… does the right thing.
- It’s Beatles Day!
- China Restaurant Uses Saddam Hussein’s Image To Promote Chicken Wings
- $100 iPhone? Apple Netbook? MacTablet? iBS!
- Diabetes causes more amputations than landmines
- Pilots survive crash landing, night on ice floe
- Teachers urged not to mark students work in “red”, to spare their feelings
- Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…
- $99 iPhone?
- Another Artist Accuses Coldplay of Plagiarism
- San Francisco Fish Contaminated Before Birth
- Man’s Suicide to be Broadcast on British TV
- What do you actually hear?
- Fake Simpsons cartoon is child pron – WTF?
- Illinois governor charged with public corruption. Obama’s Senate Seat up for HIghest Bid?
- Didn’t Clean Your Plate? Restaurant Will Charge You More.
- The Multiple Kill Vehicle
- World Government Coming Soon. Goodbye Unique American Freedoms.
- The Indiana Bureau of Motor Vehicles: “Don’t Smile, Don’t Wear Glasses.”
- Pic of the Day Dept.
- Apple at Walmart. Yoikes!
- British Policewoman Moonlights as Hooker
- 9-11 defendants ask to plead guilty
- Video – Hot Dog Factory Tour
- Now we know who was hoarding the Wii’s
- 45,000 Photographs shot to Create Interesting Music Video
- Computer Entrepreneur – and fugitive – turns himself in to LA police
- Will Apple’s iPhone and iPod Touch kill Nintendo and Sony in the portable gaming market?
- Fixing Fedora 10 Linux – Root login in GUI
- Killer App turns your iPod Touch into a VoIP phone
- Speed Painting with Cheese Puffs on Velvet
- Great… the Movie’s Starting…
- Close Call
- Readers Digest pays man $3000 for truly Bad Joke
- Televangelist denied tax exemption for his private jet
- US schools give up on failure!
- Police in Iran detain 49 for “satanic” clothes
- Men Are Becoming Womanized At An Alarming Rate
- Ireland recalls all pork and bacon products
- No Agenda For Saturday, Dec. 6, 2008 – We’re celebrities, get us out of here!
- Gov’t Storm Troopers Terrorize Family for Nine Hours for Running a Food Co-op
- Reality Show sets up Sting to Catch Crooked Cops
- Bizarre, Funny and Offensive Ads from the Past
- Regional Director of Customs and Homeland Security Charged with Hiring Illegal Aliens to Clean her home
- Video — Tribute To The Shiba Inu Puppy Cam
- Nude On A Unicorn — ObamArt
- Think The Economy Is Bad? Neighborhood Prints Its Own Money!
- White NY teacher explains slavery by treating two black girls like slaves!
- A Miracle Two-fer: The Jesus Guitar & The Virgin Mary Brain Scan
- Review – KDE 4 – Linux GUI interface – SUCKS
- UK warning on Nintendo fakes – are they in the U.S., too?
- KBR, Halliburton accused of Giving Soldiers Ice with ‘Traces of Body Fluids and Putrefied Remains’
- Malaysian man killed for hogging karaoke microphone
- Dumb News Bots Misinform… Again!
- 17 Euro judges unanimous – 857,000 DNA records in the UK must be now wiped
- Stop-Motion Goodness
- Obama’s Cabinet
- Does Obama Use a Zune?!?
- This Will Never Fly..oh Wait!
- Incredible Metal Rubber Band Gun
- Karaoke Offered at Bush International Airport While you Wait for your Flight
- Phishing Technique Threatens You and Your Family for Cash
- Man Jailed for having “Sexy Time” with a Horse
- Prop 8 – The Musical
- Husband says he accidentally shot wife while having sex with her!
- Fearless Dog Drags Another Injured Dog To Safety
- A Bush Push To Poison Us?
- Comparing A Woman To Monica Lewinsky Is Libelous In Italy
- The Cloud OS Announced
- Looking For A Practical (And Weird) Gift For That ‘Special’ Person This Giftmas?
- ‘God said she needed to be taken off road’
- Pic of the Day Dept. — How Different Religions Comprehend Life.
- Rove: We were Wrong
- iPod Shortage Spreading
- Calif. Insurer Aggravates Hate Killing
- German Army In Afghanistan so Fat they are relegated to sidelines
- Brits tortured Barack Obama’s grandfather
- Paper Plate Face Bandit Fails at Bank Robbery
- Hitachi + Intel to produce SSD devices
- Video — Fred Thompson Brings You Some Holiday Cheer: “Ask Not What Your Country Can Spend For You, But What You Can Spend For Your Country”
- Revolutionary Fish-Like Tech Generates Power From Slow Running Water
- Cash-Strapped School District Causes Teacher To Sell Ad Space On Tests
- Where is the $200 bbl Oil?
- Canada governor-general returns to tackle crisis — Canada to be Overthrown
- Xbox 360 Kicks PS3 to the Curb — Hard!
- Has Apple Changed its Position on Viruses?
- Unemployed woman finds unique method of self promotion
- Actor apologizes for exposing himself — on the fracking radio!
- BitTorrent at war with VoIP? Hardly!
- Anne Coulter’s jaw wired shut after fall
- Coalition government proposed in Canada
- Gay Bible seems to perturb Christians
- Bill Clinton Mentioned for Hillary’s Senate Seat
- Woman (I think?) Almost Kills Baby with Diluted Formula
- Microsoft Market Share Lowest in 15 Years
- New Stock Market Insight on Bailouts
- How Much is a Truffle Worth? Would You Believe $200K?
- Google to Block Own Ads with Chrome Extension?
- The Simpsons Lampoon (M)Apple
- Swiss approve legal heroin program
- Bush: I was Wrong
- Tonight’s the night!
- Salsa stain just for True Believers
- Is Roger Clemens Seeking a Pardon? He Should!
November 2008
- Darwin Candidate Feeds a Bear
- Pic of the Day… Bad Dog!
- Citigroup the latest to predict Gold’s rise to $2000 and beyond in 2009
- Wood from Noah’s Ark found on Mars!
- Landing undeterred — setting out to kill
- ‘Titanic’ Discovery was Actually Part of Navy Undersea Operation to Find Lost Nuclear Subs. Public Bamboozled as Usual.
- 13 countries in the “Coalition of the Willing” leaving Iraq
- Caption this Photo
- Chicken Head Stabilized Platform
- Scary Aborted Landing
- What Would You Look Like with Hair… or a Different Do?
- Sherman and Mr. Peabody explain American Foreign Policy
- Family Sells Business, Treats Employees to Huge Bonus
- 2,700-year-old marijuana stash found
- Go to a bowl game. Visit the city next door. Get murdered!
- George Clooney Airport
- Ohio Police Chief accidentally shoots himself after giving daughter gun safety lesson!
- Kentucky Homeland Security relies on what!?
- HP discriminates against HETEROSEXUALS
- Costco Pawns Off Fake Cheesecake for Thanksgiving
- Update: Two dead from gunfire in a California Toys ‘R’ Us, as Black Friday continues!
- Wal-mart Worker Killed in Black Friday Stampede!
- Trailer Park 2.0: Cloud on Wheels!
- Weightlifter
- NFL Game to be Shot Live in 3-D this Weekend
- Nokia Ad — Bruce Lee Plays Ping-Pong with Nunchucks
- This Guy’s Accurate!
- Interesting Caricature of Obama by El Jueves Magazine
- Suspicious Google searches used against Florida Mom accused of murder
- NEVER sleep with a crane operator’s wife
- GM Asks U.S. FAA to Bar Public Tracking of Leased Corporate Jet
- Latest Photos from Mumbai
- Infant Formula Contaminated with Melamine. FDA and Makers Says It Is OK Anyway.
- Build a Laser Beam Security System for about 20 Bucks
- Terrorists kill dozens in coordinated attacks throughout Mumbai
- The Mafia gun disguised as a mobile phone
- Van der Sloot claims he sold Natalie Holloway for $10K, then retracts
- The College that Stole Christmas
- Is Sarah Palin the future of the Republican Party?
- Lose a tool bag in space? A guy in New Jersey found it.
- DWI idiot runs over himself!
- What a way to Make a Living!
- Graphene versus Memristor
- OMFG! Kids are dressing up as native Americans and pilgrims for Thanksgiving!
- CCTV Camera Used By Social Services to Monitor Couples Bedroom
- 10 Men Attack Schoolgirls with Acid in Afghanistan. Reason: They were Attending School
- Telcos line up to the gov trough: Give us money or the Internet will collapse!
- What’s the biggest danger driving behind a truckload of chickens?
- Monica Lewinsky being considered for Team Obama… Huh?
- Canadian Idiots Abide by Edict to Kick a Redhead
- Guilty plea from makers of phony penis
- Italian neocon party offers cash to name babies for Mussolini
- Will Microsoft Become Kumo?
- Where are they Now? Peter Schiff ridiculed about his dead-on prediction of future economy
- Moped driver texting before crash?
- Woman May Lose Her Home Because of Bogus Sex Crime
- Colorado Farm offers free veggies after harvest, swamped by 40 thousand hungry people
- How to get charged-up over your cemetery?
- Noise Offenders forced to listen to Barry Manilow, Dolly Parton, and Barney the Dinosaur
- If you plan to be in London for the holidaze…
- Video – Police Video Camera In Edmonton, Canada, Records Meteor Descent
- Overload
- Pirates living like kings
- Royals’ Mayo Clinic visit helps local economy
- Lucky Penguin Escapes Killer Whales
- The Water Snake Attacks!
- How to Roll a Cow.
- Watt Now?
- Kids, meet the new Cafeteria Lady!
- Parents upset Miss Teen Texas Pageant hosted by Drag Queen and held in a Gay Bar
- Video – How To Give A Bath To A Cat
- Stand-up comedy as prisoner rehab? WTF?
- Palin Pardons Thanksgiving Turkey and Rambles on about something
- Man Arrested After Leaving Naked Butt-Print on City Windows
- Unemployed autoworker? Volkswagen is hiring — in Tennessee
- Teenager Commits suicide Live on the Internet
- Inmate jailed for cutting off dog’s ears, has ear bitten off by cellmate
- Ponzi pastor gets 12 years in the slammer
- Levelling the lingerie playing field
- Verizon employees accessed Obama’s mobile phone account
- Is White Listing going Mainstream?
- Blackwater Gunboats and Private Navy will now Protect Ships from Pirates
- Verizon to Challenge AT&T/iPhone with Storm
- Autopsy Says Man Tased Four Times by Deputies Died “Naturally”
- Should Nokia Buy Yahoo?
- Queen Elizabeth to step down in 5 Years to make way for Charles
- Gay Activists Clash with Christians in San Francisco’s Castro District
- Man protests eviction by cutting off his head with a chainsaw
- Oversight [NOT] report on Homeland Security
- Obama appoints Tech Troika
- Who Needs Univ. Profs When We Have Campus Music Piracy To Fight?
- What The GOP Needs To Do
- Africa beats GM with first electric car
- Monty Python Channel Debuts on YouTube
- Al Qaeda calls Obama a “House Negro”
- Intel Stock Goes Into the Toilet
- Cincinnati Police and community combine to bust Taliband gangbangers
- Begging for Bailout while Travelling in Style
- The Tiddy Bear Makes Driving Mo Better
- Man backs out of suicide pact. Leaves wife’s body hanging in house for 8 weeks!
- Video — Guitar Hero + Bicycle = Bike Hero!
- Head of Interpol Mexico busted for drug bribes
- Video — Epic ‘The Price Is Right’ Win — What A Way To Celebrate Your Birthday
- Dog, Hit at 70mph, Gets Embedded in Grill and Lives
- USB 3.0 Finalized at 4.8 Gbps?
- Chinese Automakers may buy GM and Chrysler
- Weird Obama products on the way
- Bad cop, whatcha gonna do?
- Focus on the Family Blows Budget on Prop 8, Employees facing unemployment
- Faulty grenades injure FBI agents
- Jerry Yang OUT as CEO!!
- When does a $700 Billion Bailout start to look good? When the real tab is closer to $4.3 Trillion!
- Feds admit Gulf War illness is real
- Microsoft Marketing Geniuses use a Mac in their Vista Promo
- Let Focus on the Family choose your retailer this Giftmas Season
- Vista Capable Still Not Capable
- Hottest new cellphone in the world!
- Laid Off Engineer Guns Down CEO
- The U.S. Auto Industry and the Ripple Effect Video
- Hometown Has Been Shutdown — Cloud Computing Strikes
- What Product sells well in a Bad Economy… Apparently Spam
- Global Warming Caused Worst Winter, Or Just Bad Data?
- Does this add anything to the presidency?
- Are Prop 8 supporters the ones who are now in the closet?
- Martin Eisenstadt — senior fellow at the Institute of Nonentities
- $30 a Barrel Oil
- Long before Photoshop existed… UFO’s were being captured on Film
- Aged 70+? Come to Mexico City For Free Viagra!
- Should US Bailout General Motors?
- Lehman Brothers makes Enron look like a candy store heist!
- Whatever Happened To: The Computer
- Bush’s Regrets
- Caption this Photo
- Comcast Mailbots Block Users; Humans Unable To Reverse
- “Long Tail” Notion Debunked as BS?
- Digital Conversion Public Service Announcement — MUST WATCH
- Voter turnout not close to a record
- Social Networking for the Delusional — Reinforcing their Fears
- Italian father wins his daughter’s right-to-die
- Creepy, Yet Funny, Battle of the Androids Video
- Joe The Blogger
- Will Hillary be the Sec’y of State?
- Will Apple do a Search Engine?
- What should we do about Lieberman?
- Gerald Celente of the Trends Research Institute Predicts Doom, Gloom and Revolution under Obama Rule
- Sun shows signs of life — (if you were worried)
- MSNBC retracts false Palin story; others duped
- Vetting blunders label 12,000 innocent people as paedophiles, violent thugs and thieves
- Blackwater in Hot Water over illegal Arms Trafficking
- The War is over!
- The Most Pointless Excercise Machine of All Time
- Obama Surge Doomed California Gay Marriage
- Police cruiser scans license plates, sniffs out ‘dirty’ bombs
- Environmentalism As Religion
- Sun Turning Green
- Texas Cheerleaders accused of attempting to Poison Rival team… WTF!
- Man Arrested for Stealing Communion Wafers
- Oil slips below $58 on global growth pessimism
- Pentagon launches TroopTube – for dummies!
- Gay Marriage – Do you support it?
- You know you’re in a dysfunctional family if…
- Stuck on tarmac? Airlines not required to do a damned thing!
- 7th Foot Washes up on Vancouver Area Beach
- The Future of the Republican Party
- Canadian city embarrassed over polygraph questions about sex with dogs
- Google Uses Web Searches to Track Flu’s Spread
- Slow News Day Indeed
- Palin’s First Post-Election Job Offer — Pr0n Queen
- Noisy Parrot saves choking 2 year old
- 1963 LeMans Tempest sells for HOW MUCH?
- Two killed in Alabama-LSU argument
- Coming Soon To American Football?
- Out Of Control: Halliburton Tries To Patent Trolling For Patents
- AIG… another luxury junket, this time it’s kept hidden… sort of
- Tyson lies about antibiotics — sues USDA to keep antibiotic-free label
- Pentagon advisors: End the spending spree!
- The Matrix In Windows
- Richie Rich Voted For Obama — Voting Against His Own Interests?
- Drunk NJ Politician Urinates on a Crowd of Concertgoers
- Earbuds Bad for the Heart?
- 6,000 Muslim Clerics Endorse Anti-terrorism Fatwa
- National Holiday Proposed for President-Elect Obama… Seriously?
- Fed Mute on latest $2 Trillion Fleecing of Taxpayers
- US Facing Second Wave of 9/11 Attacks Sez Arab Paper in London
- Republican idea site rejects suggestion to embrace REALITY
- Wine may ‘protect against dementia’
- Weather Channel Founder and Long-Time TV Weather Guy John Coleman Slams Global Warming
- 10 candidates who could be USA/CTO
- Little old lady living with her brother and sisters — long dead!
- Mini-Nukes Will Shortly Be Very Clean, Safe & Cheap
- School Prohibits Discussing Obama Outside History Class
- 17 Month-old Baby was Reading and now is Learning Spanish
- The 70’s: When Swedish Dance Bands Were All About The Clothes
- A Darwin Lifetime Achievement Award to Franz Reichelt, viral video pioneer
- Surfing The Wave Of A Lifetime
- 20 Known Fatalities in Russian Nuclear Sub Incident
- Hot-air balloons making chickens explode!
- Bookmaker rejects Obama death bets
- Dating 101, 50’s Style
- Undoing The Damage
- Secret Service claims Palin to blame for Obama Death Threats
- Republican Poll: Palin Helped McCain And She Should Run In 2012. Really?
- Change we can live without
- Um, Are You Missing Something?
- Turning Tequila Into Diamonds?
- UPDATED: 8-year-old boy in double homicide?
- Sarah Palin’s Greatest Accomplishment was…
- Ford’s 65 MPG ‘Clean Diesel’ Car We Can’t Have In The States
- Need A Penis? Sweden Is Giving Them Away For Free!
- Dan Rather On How The News Biz Has Changed
- Porta-Johns?
- 10 Online Photo Editors That You Definitely Need to Bookmark
- Yummiest Race Of The Political Season
- Full steam ahead on geothermal Utah
- Blue State Digital comes to the U.K.
- What Does Iran Think Of Obama And What Will/Should He Do About It?
- Stairway to Heaven on an iPhone Ocarina
- What Should We Do About Public Campaign Financing?
- Video — A Capella Tribute To John Williams And Star Wars
- UPDATE… BOGUS STORY: GM To Put Chevy Volt Program On Hold, Cut Engineering Staff Tomorrow
- Obama’s – www.change.gov – goes online
- Hookers Must Get off Craigslist
- Exclusive Report on Obama Security
- I read the news, today, oh boy!
- It’s National Men Make Dinner Day! (Don’t tell the Wife)
- Teenager found dead after dispute with parents over Xbox
- Tag Galaxy — Site of the Day
- Fuel-Making Fungus Challenges Oil Creation Theory
- Airline crew duct tapes unruly passenger to her seat!
- Impeach Obama Now!
- Massachusetts officials hash out response to passage of marijuana initiative
- Bad Reporter Offers San Francisco Perspective
- ABC and CNN winners for election eyeballs
- Who Needs a Skateboard When You’ve Got a Wheel-chair?
- Kaboom: The Suicide Bombing Video Game
- No Agenda Gets Nominated for an Award
- Video — Cool Dog Balancing Trick
- What will Sarah Do Next?
- Work in the UK, Leave the Country and Collect Benefits for Not Working There
- No Agenda Podcast Nominated for Award
- Anonymous anger on the Internet – WTF!
- CNN uses cheesy hologram effect on election night
- Obama Victory has Star Trek Connection
- Is a Political Promise a Legally Enforceable Contract?
- OBAMA WINS!
- Watch The Votes Roll In
- Frozen Mouse Cloned
- EA to customers: Guess the Serial Number to access the game you just bought!
- With only 77 Days left in office… there’s plenty of time to do more damage
- Is Sanyo part of Panasonic’s green future?
- Black Panthers block entrance to polling place in Philadelphia
- Finally a campaign issue for Joe-Sixpack: How the candidates would help sports!
- Exit Pole
- Baby Manjhi, born to Indian surrogate — flies home to Japan
- Election Day 2008
- It’s time to stomp out atheists in America!
- Goofiest Software of the Year Goes to…
- Circuit City Closes Lots of Stores
- Tell her you care by tracking her g-string with GPS
- What do you MEAN I can’t have sex with several mannequins in the store window?
- DARWIN resident charged after shooting himself
- Political question of the day…
- Wal Mart selling lead based Halloween face paint and it doesnt appear to be Made in China!
- Space trash crash, today
- White Racist Leaders Endorse Obama While Black Racist Leaders Want McCain?!?
- My son “can rot in hell, the sooner the better!”
- Missing Teeth Gum Up Relationship
- USB key with personal data of 12 million is found in pub parking lot
- October Stock Market Sets New Records — For Weird!
- An Engineer Folds a T-Shirt
- The Halloween Candy Nazi sez “Vote for McCain or… NO CANDY FOR YOU!”
- Coffins on wheels prompt resignation of British Commander
- Halloween Class Assignment Gets Kid Sent For Psych Eval.
- Mexico death industry booming
- Post op patient bled to death in the hospital because doctors were “too busy” to help!
- Why Did The Hospital Find A Potato Up The Reverend’s Beeehind?
- Sarah Palin Punk’d — The Media Giggles Like Crazy at Her
- Can’t Decide What To Wear When Voting? How About Going Naked?
- Pepsi Unveils New Packaging and Logo
- Give a Man a Phish and He’ll Eat… Your Lunch
- Dude Solves ‘Cat Footprints on Car’ Problem
- Creepy Dancing Robot
- Obama’s Sweet Aunti Zeituni also happens to be an Illegal Alien
- The Old Flying Tarantula Trick
- Australian Police Force patterned themselves after Tarantino’s “Reservoir Dogs”
- The Sky is Falling! The Sky is Falling!
- Lost in translation!
- Doonesbury Won’t Wait For Tuesday
- I’ll Have A Sea Kitten & Chips, Please
- Deputies stun undercover cop – WTF?
- Reign ends for ‘King of the Hill’
- National Debt Soars $500B In Under A Month
- Caption This Photo
- There’s Something Familiar in That Photo From The Upcoming Harry Potter Film
- Domino’s For Halloween: All Tricks, No Treats
- Hey, Pumpkinhead!
- Last Chance Before this Video is Retired — The Famous Ghost Video
- Video of the Week Dept. Synchronized Debates
October 2008
- Halloween Pic o’ the Night: The Witch Head Nebula
- Kid Persecuted for dressing up as Jesus for Halloween
- HALLOWEEN SPECIALThree Skeleton KeyGreatest Radio Play in History
- I.B.M. sues to block executive’s move to Apple
- Think the Web is slow, today, eh?
- So, what are you dressing up as this Halloween?
- Jesus Freaks pray that their False Idol will save God’s economy
- Should the Taxpayers bail out Detroit?
- Two Blue Angels members yanked from team
- Just when you thought your crotch was safe…
- We’re Not #1! We’re Not #1!
- One dead, thousands without power and the first October snow in London in 74 YEARS as Arctic blast sweeps UK
- The Most Amazing Landing Ever!
- “Saucy” German teacher caught stripping for lucky 15 year old students
- Mark Cuban blasts Jerry Yang for being too nice.
- Pic o’ the Day
- Australia to implement MANDATORY internet censorship
- Campus Cop Caught in Donut Caper
- Is this the sleaziest Republican ad?
- Palin Talks 2012, McCain Aide “Speechless”
- German Police going Nutters trying to catch speeding Muppet
- Atari threatens non-pirate “pirates”
- Let’s build a research center for deadly diseases — on a hurricane-prone Texas island
- Microsoft’s SecondLight Is Amazing!
- Remember When MTV Played Music Videos? Watch The Classics (and Less Than Classics) On-line
- Found in a rundown Boston estate: Barack Obama’s aunt Zeituni Onyango with her heart of Gold
- Tonight’s Obamercial
- Will HP Do a Linux Distro?
- Opie, Andy, and da Fonz back Obama
- Burial at Sea takes on new meaning
- Shoplifting of necessity items a harbinger of a coming depression?
- After almost 60 years, “Real Exorcist” story still debated by some
- America’s schoolchildren pick Barack Obama for president
- “Medical” Pot = Crime Magnet
- Driver follows GPS directions – into lake
- Spectacular Photos Of Our Planet
- WV Isn’t The Only State Where ES&S Voting Machines Are Flipping D Votes To R
- Blu-ray at $150 By Christmas
- Nothing like a Good Cigar
- Screw Batteries — Supercapacitors are the Future
- RNC eyes $5M bailout for GOP senators
- UCSC Chemistry Student sentenced for brewing Opiate based Beer
- Obama’s Loss Traced to Marc Perkel
- Americans fear flying more than disease
- Robocall of the week! Phonesex Hottie Pushes Candidate.
- Better ways we could have spent $1 trillion
- So, the girl was given the role of “the penis” and then …
- Are Smarty Pants Less Smart Than Decades Ago?
- Microsoft Releases its Cloud OS
- Jury finds Stevens guilty of corruption
- Halloween display draws controversy and outrage
- Hotel Built On Traditional Elephant Route. So Guess What Happens?
- It was bound to happen dept: Vegas Strippers compete in Sarah Palin look-a-like contest
- Nicotine Drink aims at Barflys who crave a smoke with their Drink
- Trying to retrieve cellphone – man’s arm trapped in toilet
- Google Earth comes to the iPhone/iPod Touch – and it’s awesome!
- Europe on the brink of currency crisis meltdown – All Hell is breaking Loose!!
- A Pill A Day Keeps The Bad Memories Away
- Family Horrified By “Satan’s Car” Parked In Front Of Their House
- 8 year old boy exercises 2nd amendment right to bear arms, shoots himself in the head with an Uzi
- Is there an ‘Information Overload?’
- Kid discreetly exposes computer security hole at school. Wacko Principal charges him with felonies!
- Your doctoral thesis is read by a dozen or so – companion video gets 6 million hits on YouTube
- Terrorist ‘tweets’? US Army warns of Twitter dangers
- 10 worst ads of the campaign season
- Get On Board The Atheist Bus
- Ohio woman gives birth to triplet granddaughters
- DIY Joe The Plumber Butt Crack Detector
- Shocking! Banks ADMIT They Won’t Use Bailout $ For Loans!!!
- Essay of the Week: Worst campaign EVER!
- Chilling details of a Seattle flight revealed
- McCain sources say — Palin’s “going rogue”
- The “Wassup” dudes have fallen on hard times
- Freak lightning strike kills 52 Cows…
- DOJ supports faith-based programs “right” to hiring discimination
- A Tale Of Two Addicts
- Hire sniffer dogs to check out your kids!
- Best Places to Invest your Political Dollar
- Spectacular Photos Of Saturn’s Moons
- McCain Vs. Obama Dance-Off Video — Cripes
- Science Friction: X-Rays from adhesive tape
- Sarah Palin: Hollywood or Bust?
- TV Remote Control sets off blast?????
- Radioactive scrap used for elevator buttons
- How our standards have changed
- B Girl – Attack was FAKE!
- Fun-loving students disciplined for celebrating “Hit a Jew Day”
- Video – Epic Target Shopping Cart Fail
- Russians can see Palin from their windows
- Comcast 50 Mbps Coming Soon
- Two-thirds of Americans live in a “Constitution Free Zone” according to Govt.
- Looks Like Amazon’s Censoring Anti-DRM Comments
- Bill Gates has started a new company – bgC3
- Grandma is not Happy!
- Heatseekers to patrol neighborhoods looking for carbon wasting homes to tax
- Woman arrested for murdering her virtual reality husband
- USPS refuses delivery in Crime Ridden Chicago neighborhood
- Weekly World News returns – online
- WTF? Why are there faces in my broccoli!
- Intel Attacks ARM Chip
- Another Cave-Dwelling Moron falls for Nigerian scam
- Pic of the Day Dept.
- Spending $150K on Sarah Palin’s clothes was a “strategic decision”
- Cashing in on Palin while there’s still time
- Boy tunnels into electric substation. Mother sues power company.
- When Firetrucks Collide
- Nike Says: “Just Screw It!”
- John McCain endorsed by Al-Qaeda
- Obama To Charge Reporters For Access On Election Night
- Yeehaw!
- 89-year-old Lady Cuffed and Charged for Refusing to Return Football Landing in Her Yard
- Blackberry Clones Application Store
- Biden Predicts International Crisis if Obama is Elected — WTF?
- Even Bears will be glad when this Election is over
- College takes humorous approach to raise alumni donations… blah, blah, blah, yada, yada, yada
- Chimp Learns To Ride A Segway
- Best Political Stunt, EVER! Carve Yourself A Barak O’Lantern
- Only in San Francisco?
- Keyboard sniffers steal data without touching your computer
- Pic of the Day Dept.
- Electric Fence Next To Protect McCain Sign
- Gorgeous DIY Lamborghini Countach In Your Basement In Just 10 Years!
- Caption this Photo
- Obamabots are already taking over the place
- Vista SP2 Coming Shortly
- Look Deep Into The Spinning Circle… Now Happily Give Me All Your Money
- McCain Accidentally left on Campaign Bus Overnight
- Pic of the Day Dept.
- Add Chocolate flavored “Willy Spread” to latest Chinese product to be tainted with melamine
- U.S. pilot was ordered to shoot down UFO — and then to shut up
- Google’s Eric Schmidt endorses Barack Obama
- Drunk Pilot Removed from Cockpit just before Transatlantic Flight
- Another Passenger Jet has Close Encounter with UFO… or was it a Missile?
- The Stores They Are A Dying
- Caption This Photo
- 500 Beta Testers for an Electric Mini
- Sony Game delayed over Koran phrases and fear
- I’m Finally Rich. OOOOPS! Guess not.
- ID thieves steal from French president’s personal bank account
- Colin Powell endorses Barack Obama
- It’s Beginning Again — The Stealing Of The 2008 Vote
- Tractor Music
- Will our children dream in High Definition?
- An Amazing Chart Of Housing Prices
- Synchronized Screen Savers
- Oklahoma woman receives suspended sentence in dog-sex case
- Dingbat Female Students at Padua Sign Bogus Petition to “End Woman’s Suffrage.”
- After the Debate
- Yuppie Parenting
- The Power of Water
- News Item of the Day Dept.
- Why injured athlete went to Switzerland to die
- Federal judge pressured to resign over sex probe cover-up
- What Did He Say?!?!?!
- How Junk Becomes Gold. The Real Cause of the Financial Crises.
- The “Squirrel” faces audit after rogue traders lose $800 million
- Meet McCain’s Slaves! Well, descendants of John McCain’s Great-Great-Grandfather’s slaves.
- Firefox Flaw Causes Couple To Break Up
- Saying Greed Is Bad Gets Analyst Fired
- RIAA Upset That ‘Vexatious’ Woman Demands A Trial
- Warren Buffett: “BUY! BUY! BUY!”
- Obama Hasn’t Closed the Sale sez Rove
- Crackpot Millionaire Weed-Loving Money Manager Calls it Quits and Thanks “Idiots” Out There!
- UK Chef Anthony Morley, Killed, Cooked, ate Gay Lover. Rare! YUK.
- Sex Offenders ordered to display “No Candy” signs at home on Halloween
- Laid-Off By Lehman — A Sad Tale
- TSA Screener Helped Himself To $200,000 Worth Of Your Stuff
- Mandatory Flu shots for Pre-Schoolers?
- McCain’s Stand-Up Act at the Same Event
- Obama Doing a hilarious Stand-Up/Roast Speech
- Creativity gets you in trouble just about every time – in Kentucky
- Cellphone towers to nowhere – for McCain
- Your Messy Or Neat Room Is Your Politics
- Why you should wear a helmet…
- Palin to hold rally in Roswell. Is she really going for the alien vote?
- How Sarah Palin lost John McCain the Presidency
- While cruising at 40,000 ft., It’s probably a bad idea to grab your pilot by the crotch
- Letterman Finally Gets McCain, McCain Admits He “Screwed Up” By Canceling Previous Appearance
- Botnets After Your Phone
- Joe the Plumber Isn’t What He Seems — Including Being A Legal Plumber
- Typical Palin Fan?
- Blind Belgian breaks speed record
- Obama buys prime time. Fox helps by pushing World Series back!
- Irish bookie paying out on Obama victory
- Suit against God tossed out: no address
- Video – The Small Sarah Palin
- Food vendor making kebabs — next to a dead employee!
- Video – 2 Boy Scouts Offer Their Services For Breast Cancer Detection
- The Last Debate
- Apple Says NO to Blu-ray
- Dvorak Readers Poll: Do death row inmates deserve health care?
- While being bailed out, the Lords of AIG were in the English Countryside shooting birds, sipping fine wine
- Biden Funneling Campaign Contributions to family and their firms
- Swimming pool rescue for a drunken pony
- Saving Private Ratchet… Iraq Veteran fights to bring Her Rescue Pup back from Iraq
- Airliners deliberately diverted into storm to “train” rookie Air Traffic Controller
- Forget Ayres — McCain Transition Chief Aided Saddam In Lobbying Effort
- Christopher Buckley leaves National Review after endorsing Obama
- The “Bradley Effect” is last hope for losers
- It’s Starting — Top Republicans Increasingly Vocal About Wanting To Dump Palin
- Video – Let Vladimir Putin Teach You Judo, Just Buy His DVD For $19.99
- Stock Market Aftermath with Andrew Horowitz
- ET makes appearance at Obama rally proving He (and Springsteen) are endorsed by the Galactic Federation
- Rev. Jackson Sez: Obama Foreign Policy includes Apologies and less “Jewish clout”
- So Where are the Friggin’ Aliens??
- Mexican President Calderon raises a white flag, moves to decriminalize hard drugs for personal use
- Windows 7 to be Called Windows 7
- Ringo Starr tells his fans to sod off!
- Abuse of Power: “You serve at my pleasure,” Mahoney said before firing Mistress
- Rumble Breaks out in Nursing Home over election
- iPhone 3G coming to Walmart?
- Palin Mistakenly Berates Fans and Supporters at Va. Rally
- ATM Machine
- Nebraska politicians uptight over 2nd out-of-state dump-off
- Obama’s Campaign Lied About Him Never Being Involved With ACORN
- Video – John Cleese On Sarah Palin
- Sarah Palin for President in 2012?!
- New McCain-Palin theme song
- New Open Office Released
- Who are DU Readers going to Vote for?
- Obama’s 95% Illusion:Just Redefine Tax Cut
- Louisiana GOP to punish Republicans endorsing Democrats
- 12 States to oppose Security and Prosperity Partnership AKA “The North American Union”
- A photo gallery from Daylife
- NYT Columnist Wins Nobel Prize for Economics
- What’s the difference between radical Islamics and radical Christians? Not much!
- McCain to appear on Letterman Show – after all
- Kickbacks and corruption drain millions in Military Space Pork
- Caption this Photo
- Baby Boom Because Banks Bust?
- Stock Market to go up today?
- Sarah Palin:  Guilty of abusing her power as Gov., incites racism, and her husband belonged to a radical anti-US separatist group. Still the right choice for VP?
- Oleum Spill Results in Odd Panic Over Radiation?
- Angel Island — Wildland fire — On Fire Now
- Investment Winners and Losers
- Baldwin on Investing
- Afternoon Snack — Ewwww!
- 50 seconds, 50 impressions
- Priest gave children hands-on ‘sex lessons’
- Pic o’ the Day: Milky Way from the Utah Desert
- The Mystery Worshipper
- Think You’re A WoW Fanatic? This Guy Has 36 Accounts!
- Troopergate Shows Palin’s Amateurishness More Than Anything
- Virgin Rejects $1 Million To Shoot Space Sex Video
- McCain tries to counter the natural result of his own Fear Obama campaign
- Caption This Photo
- Are we headed toward a World Central Banking System…this Weekend?
- Obama’s XBox 360 viral marketing
- Same-sex marriage rights recognized by Connecticut Supreme Court
- Hot Video: Watch How The Handyman Nailed Your Wife
- Can’t Get No Respect — Is McCain Becoming The Rodney Dangerfield Of Politics?
- Alaska inquiry unanimously concludes that Sarah Palin abused her powers
- Nothing like a Smokin’ Hot Lapdance when you’ve lost your Ass in the Market
- Daaaamn, We Consume A Lot Of Beer!!!
- Canada rated worlds soundest bank system. USA ranks with Namibia
- Over 4000 deceased people registered to vote in Houston, some already have.
- Nutjob arrested for taping hands of teenager girl on SW Airlines flight
- British Ministry loses hard drive with military personnel data
- U.S. spy agencies: chaos in Afghanistan
- Photo Of The Day — Isle of Dogs
- Three way phone sex with NSA?
- What a difference a month makes
- Listeriosis still found at Toronto meat plant
- Man sued for towing fake 25 foot missile around New York with Viagra Ad on side
- Cranky Geeks Episode #137 — Now on Cage Match
- WW2 Vet fights to keep his Segway
- Apple Will Show New Notebook. $800?
- AIG plans another party, laughs at the American People for being such Patsies
- Tracking Vaseline in an Alaskan town
- High Rate of H-1B Visa Fraud Sez Study
- The national debt is how high, now?
- Why Are The Candidates Going Negative When Voters Hate It?
- Is The End Of Microsoft In Sight?
- Repubs Livid Over Newsweek NOT Retouching Palin’s Cover Photo
- Your Investment Goals
- Paris Hilton’s new ad urges Palin to ‛show some skin’
- AIG blows through $60B, comes back to the trough for another $38B
- MySQL at Sun in Trouble?
- Really Slick New Ad for Nintendo’s Wario Land
- Is Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant again?
- Man purchases winning $27M lottery ticket, 7 seconds too late
- Naked Brit evades police in Tokyo palace moat — for a while
- USA Border Guards Stop Woman for “Sketch” Claiming Industrial Espionage
- I remember when a trillion dollars was a lot of money
- Judge orders 17 Chinese Muslims released from Guantanamo Bay
- El Gato…  It’s what’s for Dinner
- Investment Executive Accused of Robbing Banks on his Lunch Break… the Old Fashioned Way
- Bank lets you bet on Obama vs. McCain
- Create Your Own PALINdrome
- They Found Palin’s Joe Sixpack
- Video – Fisher Price Doll With Pro Islam Message?
- Stock Market Discussion — 500 Points Down and the Debate
- Tonight’s Debate Between McCain And “That One”
- Another Ad You Won’t See in the U.S.
- Less than one week after bailout, AIG throws lavish party to celebrate
- Apple to School: Stop using our Logo or We Sue
- Is the iPOD Doomed?
- Monkey Waiters Work For Peanuts
- Hard To Argue Against Evolution When Scientists Find Evidence Of It Occuring Now
- MyKey turns your Ford Focus into your Mom
- Fuld of Lehman Brothers Punched Out at Gym — HOORAY!!
- Fuld of Lehman Brothers Squirms under fire, defends his nearly Half Billion compensation
- Town Hall Rules for “Debate”
- Kenya detains Jerome Corsi for Investigating Obama-Kenya connections
- Pic of the Day Dept. — Steroids!
- A cookbook with a lot of balls!
- Asteroid hits Earth … but at least we predicted it, say scientists
- Schools Daze — Strip Searches Aren’t Just For Airports Anymore
- Oh, yeah. I can hardly wait for Windows 7 after seeing this…
- Obama vs Palin: Should McCain drop out of the race?
- AT&T a Winner with Apple
- Cheerleaders to unveil demure uniforms after Idaho prude patrol complaints
- Man charged after riding trike while drunk
- If the candidates were — PHONES!
- Microsoft extends the life of XP – again
- Assembly line chicken ain’t necessarily safely cooked chicken
- Google Streeview camera crew threatens News Photographer with lawsuit
- Starbucks in hot water for leaving water taps on constantly
- If the candidates were — CARS
- Leave pot out of your war against drugs?
- Parts Of California & Oregon Want To Become The 51st State
- Did Wikipedia Help Cause The Financial Crisis?
- Germany guarantees private savings accounts
- No Agenda #50 – The Sarah Palin Show Now On Cage Match
- Dumpster-diving drug ring run from jail
- Saturday Night Live Hammers VP Debates
- Behind the Bluster, Russia Is Collapsing
- Obama Youth – Junior Fraternity Regiment
- Citigroup court order suspends Wachovia-Wells Fargo deal
- U.S. strategy in Afghanistan is “destined to fail”
- One More Time: Which Candidate Is Like What Kind Of Train?
- T-Mobile admits to data theft for 17 million customers – in 2006
- Big and Little Palins
- Hollyweird actress wanted to Botox 8 year-old sons “stinky” feet..
- Brad Sherman Reports Martial Law Threat
- The Golden Parachute Survives
- Survey says: It’s not the American People the World Hates, it’s the American Gov’t.!
- Rachel Ray Steamin’ up the kitchen with “Corn Porn”
-       Overkill!
- Three Witnesses Say Light was Green just Before Metrolink Train Crashed
- 90-Yr Old Shoots Self When Home Foreclosed On
- U.S. to build new castle/fortress/embassy in London
- Man Sues Maryland Doctor —Says Butt Stapled Shut
- Phony Steve Jobs story could get jail time for ‘Citizen Journalist’
- Oprah’s Mom Suing Store Because They Extended Credit To Her
- Video – Women In Bikinis Selling Insurance?
- Palin Inspires Pr0n From Hustler — “Nailin Paylin”
- An Incredible Opportunity for Somebody
- Guess The Glove Fits This Time — OJ Simpson Convicted & Jailed!
- McCharacter Assassination
- What Goes On in McCain’s Brain?
- Interactive History of Recessions Chart — FYI
- 7 Year Old goes on Animal Killing Spree in Australian Zoo
- Armored Truck Robber uses Craigslist to make Getaway
- Piling on Sarah
- Microsoft packages XP, Office on Portuguese schools laptop
- Congressional Money Grab! Billions of Pork in Wall Street bailout bill
- Pope reaffirms opposition to contraception
- Which Computer Operating System Reflects The Candidates?
- Investigators of California Train crash lean towards Operator Texting as cause
- Landmark assisted suicide case challenges British prosecutors
- Steering Wheel Made From Rims Was Just The Start For This Idiot’s ‘Car’
- Nuke-u-lar vs. Bosniac — V.P. Debate Verbal Curiosities
- Sarah Palin: The Joe six-pack millionaire!
- Vice Presidental Debate — What Did You Think?
- China Monitoring Skype?
- McCain bails out of Michigan
- Sarah Plays the Flute.
- Adventurer Steve Fossett’s plane found
- Pininfarina B0 electric car: 153 mile range, 80mph top speed
- McCain Rails against bailout earmarks, then votes for Tax Breaks for Puerto Rican Rum producers and Wool Research… WTF?
- Fatwa declared on Pakistan’s President for flirting with Sarah Palin
- This phone slices, it dices, it even sees through walls
- Horny Goat Weed – Nature’s own Viagra
- Nintendo shows new DSi handheld
- Dvorak Poll: Has It Been The Republican’s Plan All Along To Lose The Presidential Election?
- Video – Child Impersonates Bill O’Reilly
- Were 5000 Prisoners Executed by State or Federal Government in New Orleans? Presidential Candidate Says Yes.
- Where is the Stock Market Headed Now?
- Cranky Geeks Episode #136 — Now on Cage Match
- Palin claims she is “Joe Sixpack” type of VP candidate
- 3D Displays in the News
- New Charity Surfaces
- Pic of the Day Dept.
- Do Not Vote!!
- Microsoft will soon release ‘Windows Cloud’ OS. Oh, the anticipation!
- The Best Table Tennis play ever
- Somalian Pirates Dying of Mysterious Illness that sounds strangely like Radiation Sickness
- Temp Wanted. No Work Required. $19 Million Pay.
- McCain: Ignore Congress, Ignore The American People, use a Trillion Dollars from Fed for bailout
- Portugal exporting Intel Classmate laptops
- Shark bites dog, dog owner dives in, kicks sharks ass, saves dog
- Sarah Palin nude portrait is hot topic in Chicago
- 16 bodies in 24 hours – a dozen of them next to a schoolyard
- Udder Madness leads to Moo-ving Violation
- Sing for Change Obama
- The Bail Out Stinks — Give the Money to the Public Instead
September 2008
- Market for IPOs Hit 30-Year-Low
- McDonalds More Credit-Worthy Than US Government
- MI6 Spy Camera with lots of secrets turns up on eBay for $30.00
- 2 Year Old detained at Airport for being on Terrorist No Fly List….
- Religious nutballs’ call for censorship guarantees good sales
- Man goes into hospital for simple circumcision, wakes up singing Soprano
- Bankruptcy, not bailout, is the right answer
- Intel’s Barrett berates U.S government policies — For Good Reason
- Putting a new addition on your home? You may want to disguise it from the Black Helicopters
- Larry Ellison Thinks Cloud Computing Is Idiotic
- “She clearly doesn’t understand…”
- Yesterday’s Stock Market Recap
- Popular COPD treatment increases cardiac risk 50% or more
- What Kind Of World Leader Would McCain Be If He Can’t Control His Own Party?
- Real Financial Disaster Looms If Foreign Banks Pull Their Money Out
- Pravda Newspaper Tears Sarah Palin Apart
- Twitter Posts Equal Dow-Jones Decline — WOW
- CRIPES!! Faveo Freedom Bra — Is this a Joke?
- Meltdown unlikely, says Stanford economist
- Xohm Rolls Out at $25 a Month
- Is a new Nintendo DS coming?
- Another conservative has doubts about Sarah Palin, calls for her to drop out!
- Signage on Wall Street
- Aspiring Chef Eats Red-Hot Chili as a Dare – Drops Dead!
- Pastors Preach Politics, Risk Tax-Exempt Status — Showdown Ahead.
- If you get bent over which party does what?
- Dow Down 777 Points as House Rejects Bailout
- No matter who wins election, our troops will be in Iraq “for years”
- Add Coffee and Tea to the list of Malamine Tainted Foods from China
- Time to Dump McCain and Obama — THIS Is Who We Must Elect!
- Holocaust letters survive Nazi death camps
- Cadbury Contaminated by China
- Martial Law in USA? Now?
- Chop A Hole In The Sky For This Tower — The Bailout In Perspective
- Interwebitubeaholics — Are You Prepared For The Grid?
- Tina Fey As Sarah Palin II
- How China has created a new slave empire in Africa
- Earth to Dave Winer — Get a Grip on Reality
- Attention Walmart shoppers — We are shutting down the DRM server on October 9. Thanks for being a loyal Walmart shopper. BTW, there will be no refund
- Everyone Wants to Rule the World.
- The Election is in the Hands of the Democrats to Win or Lose
- Financial journalists didn’t see the economic crunch coming
- White guy caught dancing
- Pundits: debate even. Viewers: Obama clearly won. Why the disparity?
- Banks Bash Bailout Bill’s Credit Card Curbs
- McCain’s campaign manager reacts to Obama’s visit to Berlin
- Is there a good stock to pick now? Or just short everything?
- Sarah Palin: The Swimsuit Model Years
- What Are You Doing Here?
- I Knew Somebody Would Make this Mash-up!
- The Joker weighs in on the Bailout
- 17 Days of Good Honest Hard Work Nets Washington Mutuals’ CEO $20 Million
- Teen tries to kill his mom to pay for his girlfriend’s boob job
- A Good Case for Prohibition, and Birth Control
- Hmmm..turns out the Daughter of Britains’ Radical Muslim Cleric is a London Stripper
- Video – Chinese First Space Walk
- The Guy Who Flew The Channel With A Jet Wing On His Back
- Paul Newman Has Died
- British banks seek bailout, too…
- Sarah Palin’s White America
- Woman Owing 63-cents in Bogus Child Support Almost Imprisoned
- “McCain Is Right” Video Hits Net Instantly
- The First Presidential Debate
- John McCain/Barrack Obama Debate To Go As Scheduled
- Letterman keeps up McCain tirade — As Predicted by This Blog
- Topless missionary calendar returns
- Is there a market for leftover embryos?
- Treasury Secretary kneels before Pelosi, begging help to save his plan!
- WaMu Is Wiped Away As McCain Destroys His Campaign & Possibly Our Economy
- Media Mum on Barney Frank’s Fannie Mae Love Connection
- Photoshop for Mobile Phones? God, why?
- Two Jehovah’s Witnesses ‘murdered 13 people on mission from God to cleanse world of sinners’
- China space mission story hits Web before actual launch — Dialog Faked
- From 1994 – Donahue interviews Militiamen who seemed to have viewed a glimpse of the future
- Bad News for the Bailout
- Judge Tosses Out Verdict Against Mom, Points Finger at RIAA Dipshits
- PSA: Due to budget cuts, the cops will stop responding to crimes if the victim is at fault….
- Congress should NOT pass a bailout quickly
- McCain is Surrounded by Idiots
- Hot dogs outside ballpark cause bomb scare
- Sunni anti-Al Qaeda patrols worry about their job security. Really.
- Want A Bite Of My Hershey’s Mockolate?
- World’s new favorite photo of George W. Bush
- Possessions Dept. — McCain vs. Obama
- The Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain Plays the Theme from the Movie ‘Shaft.’
- Smart Grid to Kill Cloud Computing. Ha.
- Jim Jones style Evangelist promotes marriage at puberty, because, hey, they did it in Biblical times!
- Lindsay Lohan Comes Out of the ClosetUSA Media Ignores Story
- Police Cruiser appears to intentionally mow down Knife Wielding Nutter
- Senior’s airbag ‘prevents injury’
- “New” Google Founder Emerges. Uh Oh!!
- Sarah ready to protect us from witchcraft
- PETA Urges Ben & Jerrys To Use Human Milk — GAK!
- ‘Hacktavists’ Target Bill-O’s web site
- Man charged with assault for breaking wind in police station
- Our soldiers are finally coming home. To keep an eye on us
- Video – Paranoia Mix
- If Your Computer Popped This Up Would You Click On It?
- FBI probes finance giants for fraud
- Video – 24 Hour Period Worldwide Air Traffic Simulation
- Mysterious Ad Campaign With Obama Appears Around London
- Wheelchair bursts into flames on plane landing
- GE Getting Back into the TV Biz
- Halloween mask poll
- Wording of Bush Bailout Proposal demands complete lack of oversight
- Sex with Mom and Dad!
- Studies on abrupt climate change
- Comcast demands SSN for Service… sez it’s required by the so-called “Patriot Act”
- Cat Concerto
- Angry pig holds woman hostage
- Unsullied Voting May STILL Be A Problem
- The Official “Tase Me, Bro” Release Form
- Republican strategy for New Mexico
- Student & Car Loans, Credit Cards Added To Bailout — What Debts Aren’t Covered?
- There’s A Nazi Bunker In This Guy’s Garden
- Huge Microsoft Stock Buy-Back Coming
- Email from the Canadian Prime Minister
- Saturday Night Live Skit includes Tasteless Incest remarks about Palin Hubby
- Russian Naval Deployment to Venezuela, may establish Long Term Presence in Latin America
- Train crushes couple having sex on tracks!
- McCain Campaign Manager paid Millions to protect Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac from tighter regulations
- Palin Snoop Caught. Caught Partying!
- The 60th Emmy Telecast — Pure Crap
- Pakistani president and PM just missed Marriott bomb blast
- Goldman Sachs, Morgan Stanley to be full-fledged banks
- “I’m not having the police telling ME what type of garden gnome I can have in my garden!”
- Surveillance Nation: Traffic Cameras Aren’t Just For Catching Red Light Runners Any More
- Should We Bail Out Foreign Banks, Too?
- Haredi sect in Israel “defends” morals with abuse, violence
- California Train Crash victim’s cell phone made numerous calls to Family after his death
- I Could Be Wrong, But I Think Steve Ballmer Likes PCs. And Microsoft.
- Cheney must keep records, judge orders
- Dying To Know What Happens When You Do? Die, That Is.
- Drug Dealer Adds Fuel Surcharge To Bill
- Man passes $200 dollar bill with Bush’s mug on it… and gets change back
- Wrapping up McCain’s Crappy Week
- New wave of terror in Pakistan!
- Bill O’Reilly gets a 1st Amendment Spanking
- TSA renames its Transportation Security Operations Center to “The Freedom Center”
- Army Accused of altering Photos of Recent War Casualties
- MSoft advert created on what computer?
- Transsexual wins Library of Congress lawsuit
- “Inside the Diaper”
- Part Three of the Microsoft Ad Campaign. “I’m a PC and I sell fish!”
- Coast Guard cutter stops cocaine-laden submarine? WTF?
- The House that Ruth Built Moves to the House that Bloomberg Built. New CURSE BEGINS!
- China: The Poison Machine? Now milk.
- Lone House survives Hurricane Ike in Gilchrist Texas
- Sperm quality affected by your cell phone?
- Conservatives are Fraidy-Cats?
- Texas to beach-front homeowners: Your home survived Ike? Don’t worry, we’ll take it from you and not pay you a dime!
- Ron Paul on the Financial Crisis
- 4G technology passes the highway test – wireless as fast as fixed fiber
- 16 Dead from Contaminated Meat – Politician’s response: “Please tell me my opponent is next!”
- Government Considering Proposals On Genetically Engineered ‘Frankenfood’
- Looting the American Coffers. Discussion About the Stock Market Weirdness. Predictions.
- Is free-market capitalism dead?
- Sarah Palin’s e-mail hack? There still isn’t any patch for stupidity!
- Will Google Buy Yahoo?
- Politician Fondly Recalls Losing Virginity in Brothel. Says, “99% of Spanish men did it.”
- Fined $300 at Pizza Hut for taking too long to eat — Diner “gobsmacked”
- Palin introduces us to her “unknown” family: a 9-11 “hero”, a Lesbian niece and a Mexican half-brother
- Riccardo Patrese testing his marriage to the limit – in a Type R Honda
- Caption This Photo
- Turkey bans Richard Dawkins website
- FBI and Secret Service Launch an Investigation in Palin E-Mail Hack
- UFOs Spotted Over The U.K.?
- Uganda wants to criminalize miniskirts
- Woman Sues Police Dept Over Attempts To Stop Her Linking To Their Website
- Video – Greed Is Good!
- Seinfeld Out of Microsoft Ads
- McCain says he warned us about the impending Financial Crisis years ago……or maybe not.
- Does the Plastic Additive Bisphenol Cause Heart Disease and Diabetes?
- Brad Pitt Big Malware Lure
- Italian model offers her Virginity for $1.5 Million
- Palins private e-mail hacked, posted to Net
- Australia licenses cloning human embryos
- Bin Laden: Goal is to bankrupt U.S. – Nov 1, 2004
- New York Artist gives Public and Employees of Lehman Bros an oppurtunity to vent against CEO Richard Fuld
- Hockey Moms For TRUTH!
- Republicans exploit mortgage crisis to stop the evicted from voting
- U.S. Embassy in Yemen Blown Up — 16 Dead!
- Eavesdrop on a Conversation About the Stock Market
- Video – Two Guys ‘Console’ Each Other On CNN
- The Fed bails out AIG with $85 billion loan
- Your Mom was Wrong – Study shows Vegetarians much more likely to have Shrunken Brains
- Games are Good for Teens?
- Stabbed 666 times…Russian Satanist Whackjobs Kill, Cook, and Eat 4 Teens
- Text Messaging Engineer may have caused Los Angeles Commuter Train Crash
- Sony not willing to commit smartphones exclusively to Microsoft
- Saudi official: KILL ‘immoral’ TV Producers and Network Owners!
- The most boneheaded play in NFL history?
- Is Obama Full of Crap About Himself?
- John McCain invented cellphones and wifi?
- Indian Courts Accept Brain Scans To Show Lying & Knowledge Of Crime
- Is middle America too racist for Obama to win?
- In case you missed it…
- EU Probing Google-Yahoo Deal
- Woman Attacks Boyfriend With Sword After He Refuses to Do the Dishes
- First Amendment Saves Spammer!! OH NO!
- Combat rock: music by Iraq war veterans
- Candy Man Arrested for Dealing in Drug-laced Lollipops and Chocolates in Berlin Sweet Shop
- Caption This Photo
- Argentina leads the way in converting cars to natural gas
- Speed Painting An F1 Crash Scene
- British Police expand surveillance project – keep spy info for 5 years
- WAR with Pakistan?Pakistan Shooting at U.S. helicopters
- WAR with Pakistan?
- “Get your Higgs boson right here!”
- The Merrill Lynch Bull Has Died And Gone To BofA Heaven
- Lehman Brothers to Go Belly Up on Monday? Not Good.
- ‘Bunny Suicides’ Cartoon Book Pulled in China after Boy, 12, Kills Himself
- Allah Tells Naked Man To Walk Dog. Result: Tasered by Tallahassee police
- U.N. Agency Seeks to End Internet Anonymity
- 90,000 Passengers Stranded on Holidays — 300,000 Affected– BA CEO says 30 More Airlines May Go Broke
- Hurricane Ike: aftermath in Texas
- Economics researchers developing “Cyndex” – cynicism index
- Church of England To Apologize For Dissing Darwin
- Caption This Photo
- Palin’s Iraq visit another McCain campaign lie?
- No Agenda #43 – Kill Bill — Now Available On Cage Match
- Cash For Gold
- If This Is How Palin Would Run The Country, Maybe Bush Should Stay President
- “We Know Bob Woodward’s Iraq Technology Secret”
- Parting Shots at Heather Mills — “A Witch!”
- (Michael) Palin for President
- Pic of the Day
- Lieberman saves YouTube from terrorist plots
- Six Year Olds Run Aussie School’s “Sex Club”
- Don McLean’s ‘American Pie’ Explained
- Caption This Photo
- Hurricane Ike – from Houston
- Jerry Seinfeld and Bill Gates Part 2. Even Worse.
- U.S. hospitals ‘Flunk’ colon cancer
- Chunnel fire strands thousands
- 45 Yrs Later, We Learn The Astounding Truth — Tonya Harding Shot JFK
- UPDATED: Why Do McCain & The Republicans Feel It’s Necessary To Lie?
- 32nm Chips Coming Soon!
- First Daily Show After 9/11
- Cranky Geeks Episode #133 — Now on Cage Match
- Roger Ebert Calls Palin “The American Idol Candidate”
- Overconfidence Dept. Clinton Sez: Obama will win ‘pretty handily’
- Robert Heinlein’s Early Way of Dealing with Mail Overload
- Lost McCain footage found in Sweden – Here Comes Another Controversy
- Cripes! Facebook for the kindergarten
- Volvo DRIVe Diesel gets 53mpg – and Ford says I can’t have one
- Sex, drugs and party favors courtesy of the oil and gas industry
- Sarah Palin Explains All by Gina Gershon
- Scientifically Proven: Sex (subliminal message –> Hot, Naked Women) Sells!
- Video – Super Mario Rescues The Princess
- Video — A New Way To Input Text On Handheld Devices With Touchscreens
- Yahoo Skidding?
- The Comedy Musings of Joe Biden
- Large Hadron Collider Rap Music
- Palin isn’t the Pig – She’s the LIPSTICK!
- Opec cuts output to keep oil above $100 a barrel
- Park attendants ordered to interrogate adults spotted without children
- No joke! Al Franken wins Dem primary.
- Google backs satellite project to provide Net access for 3 billion people
- Eewww Can Own A Pair Of Michael Jackson’s Underwear!
- Will Israel Abduct The Iranian President To Stand Trial?
- Will men vote for Sarah Palin with their brains or their wieners?
- Video – PSA – Black Man On Elevator
- Google to Digitize NYT Archives
- Apple Wins Again! NBC admits defeat and puts its shows back on iTunes!
- Uh, ready for Sarah Palin action figures?
- Fannie/Freddie CEOs get golden parachutes – you pay for ‘em!
- Leading Academic says, Spelling is too hard and shouldn’t be taught in school!
- GM “Accidentally” Releases Photos of the Production Volt Electric Car
- Will Ron Paul Sink McCain and Palin? Announcement Forthcoming
- Dumb crooks of the month – so far!
- New York Times to Cut 500 More Jobs
- North Korea: 60th Anniversary Amid Claims Kim Jong Il Dead Since 2003
- Could Microsoft kill Google by turning off all advertising in Internet Explorer?
- Plastic Logic’s e-reader: thin and simple
- Tomorrow will be the END OF THE WORLD!!
- Microsoft recruits “gurus”
- Becoming God — Scientists Close To Creating Life From Non-Life
- WHAT MAKES PEOPLE VOTE REPUBLICAN?
- Gartner Says RIM Wins Smartphone War
- Fake Plastic Surgeon Gets 3 Year Sentence for Disfiguring 100 Victims
- Are the New Microsoft Ads About Kinky Sex?
- SouthPark too “Extremist” for Moscow?
- The Secrets behind the ‘Surge’
- French postpone trial of Muslim because he’s fasting during Ramadan
- Betcha Didn’t Know The iPod Was Invented In 1979!
- Will Obama Be Better For Defense Contractors Than McCain?
- Computers crash halting London stocks surge
- Ultra Realistic Paper Craft – Build A Replica Of A Yamaha MT-01
- Visitors to Japanese Zoo fear for the safety of green Polar Bears
- Boy faces Anti-Social Behavior Indictment for his “missing cat” poster
- Ford has a 65 MPG car that most Americans are too ignorant to want! (Sez Ford)
- The Amazing Curta Mechanical Calculator — It’s Development Saved Inventor In Nazi Camp
- Both McCain and Obama Fail Requirements to be on Texas Ballot
- Hicks on a Plane — Jet Blue Flight Cut Short After Fight Erupts
- Need much of an explanation?
- DU Poll: Are You Better Off Now Than Four Years Ago? Seven Years Ago?
- Police banned from wearing intimidating sunglasses. Wha?
- Barack Obama through Muslim Eyes — Apostate?
- Palin, “So Sambo beat the Bitch!”
- Facebook for spies ready to launch
- Guys, This Says It All
- Flasher Busted At Nude Beach
- Best Buy’s Sunday circular features iPhone
- Sony to Consumers: “Blu-ray is here to stay, because, well, um, paper is here to stay!” What the frick?!
- Injured rider rescued after 3,700-mile SOS
- Which Demographic Will Decide The Election?
- Hey, Babe, I Can Tell By The Way You Walk You’re Dynamite In Bed
- End of Era. Vinyl to CD to Green Cleaners
- Writers Of Song Barracuda Set Off Mad Pun-fest by Demanding RNC Stop Using Song to Promote Palin
- Convention Goofballs on Cellphones
- Arthritis meds may increase likelihood of dying from lung fungus?
- Man Holds Vigil for Girlfriend-Turned-Nun
- How The American Office Worker “Works”
- Sony recalls 440,000 Vaio laptops — only caused “minor” burns
- Don’t Abuse your Computer…     ever!
- Which of the current candidates would help SNL the most?
- What Did You Think Of McCain’s Speech?
- Can Jerry Seinfeld save Microsoft? – Apparently NOT
- 440,000 Sony VAIO Recall
- Honda Attacks Toyota with Hot-Looking, Cheap Hybrid
- Samsung to Consumers: Your new Blu-ray players will be obsolete in five years!
- Funny Ad from Thailand
- Selling Body Parts For Fun & Profit
- Tony Blair’s bodyguard forgets loaded gun in Starbucks crapper
- H-P laptop-in-a-bag
- CBS News Sticks it to Palin
- Did Sarah Palin’s Speech Change Your Mind About Her?
- Safety shortcuts in nuclear fuel facility?
- The question that needs to be asked: Will women vote for a hot chick?
- Cranky Geeks Episode #132 — Now on Cage Match
- Onerous Google EULA Outrages Users
- Open Mic Night — What Conservatives Noonan and Murphy Really think about Palin
- Palin’s Religious Affiliation… a Problem?
- Liver disease in fat children is the latest obesity risk
- One Horse Town (literally!) Wants Horse to Leave
- Marriage/Relationship In Trouble? Get A DVR!
- New WTC Building 7 becomes semi-transparent in certain light
- Food from Cloned Animals may have Entered the Food Supply According to the FDA
- Dvorak Poll. Is Sarah Palin a Dingbat?
- First digital TV market goes live next week
- Kicked Off Team for Being a Girl
- Is TB Vaccine Behind The Dramatic Rise In Diabetes & Obesity?
- Big Asteroid Impact
- How To Keep People From Putting Their Seats Back In An Airplane
- Christian Lawyers sue gallery over ‘blasphemous’ erection
- Will Chrome lead to Google Linux?
- Don ‘The Voice’ LaFontaine Dies at 68
- Fan thrown out of Yankee Stadium for trying to use the bathroom during 7th inning singing of “God Bless America”
- Washington State court deals a blow to one-sided EULAs
- Man Tries to Cut off His Arm in Busy Denny’s Restaurant — With a Butter Knife
- Nokia “Comes with Music” comes to market
- Pakistani women buried alive for ‘choosing husbands’
- Santa Muerte Ritual Celebrated Around the Globe with Decapitations and Nike Footwear
- Dvorak Poll: A Private, Personal, Family Matter
- Oil Royalty buys Manchester City club
- Sarah Palin: glowing make-over at Wikipedia
- Sharks in the Water Dept. — Bristol’s Alleged Boyfriend Tracked Down and Revealed by Bloggers
- Google comic book debuts Chrome browser
- Palin Was a Director of Embattled Sen. Stevens’s 527 Group — Oooops! AND HER DAUGHTER IS PREGNANT!
- Microsoft plans [yawn] app store
- Vladimir Putin saves TV Crew from attacking Tiger!
- Gustav: Industrial Canal overtopping levee
- Nigerian ordered to divorce 82 of his wives. He can keep 4.
- Is Palin Just Bait In A Trap Set For The Dems?
- Video: Flying Through A Desert Canyon In A Mirage Jet
- Governor Palin is more like Hillary than you think: Yet another state trooper scandal!
- French Quarter, New Orleans Webcam
- Karma’s a Bitch: Wacko Christians pray to rain out Obama, God sends hurricane against the GOP!
- Putin Denies Affair With Beautiful Gymnast
August 2008
- Getting to Know Sarah Heath Palin
- Republicans postpone first day of convention
- More Unusable (hilarious) Ads
- Russian opposition website owner killed in police custody
- Palin brings McCain as much as Bush 1 got — from Dan Quayle
- Terror Watchlist Is “Imploding” And About To Get Worse
- The Rosetta Disk — 13,500 Pages In 1500 Languages
- Dvorak Crew Review: Sennheiser CX300 “Noise Blocking” Earbuds
- No Agenda Netcast #45 For August 30, 2008 – Do You Think, Believe or Feel?
- Alabama To Charge Obese Workers $25 Monthly — Poised to Make Millions!!
- Discovery Channel Knuckles Under to Big Business?
- Biting Commentary from Germany
- Georgia Conflict orchestrated by Washington to benefit McCain sez Putin
- Todd Bentley Wants to recruit a Violent Christian Army to start Armageddon
- Bristol Palin Pregnancy: Is VP Sarah Palin’s 5th Child Really Her Daughter’s? Fake Blogs Appear.
- Shopping in Santa Fe
- Zodiac Killer Unmasked — Man Finds Old Costume in Attic, Claims Stepfather was Notorious Murderer
- In Louisiana, McCain Claims He Voted For Every Katrina Investigation — Except He Didn’t
- FAA outage reveals odd [read incompetent] computing practices
- Republicans get head start harassing convention protesters
- Palin Wants Creationism Taught In Schools
- Separated at Birth Tina Fey & Sarah Palin
- Risk Of SIDS Is Twice-Linked To Smoking During Pregnancy
- 11-month-old Baby Weighs 62 Pounds!
- Raft of Floating Plastic Trash makes it to Hawaii
- Engineer accidentally deletes cloud
- The 100 ugliest cars in Recent History
- Decapitated Dolls, Stolen Bras — Pervert Visits Women, Leaves Crazy Porn Surprise
- Lawsuit filed against Halliburton for Human Trafficking
- Ford redesigns Mustang badge. Oh.
- Who the hell is Sarah Palin?
- Facebook – the Movie!
- DU Poll: What Did You Think Of Obama’s Speech?
- Is Sony-Ericsson Over?
- Getting Desperate – Army opens prep school for High School drop outs
- ABC Reporter Arrested in Denver Taking Pictures of Senators, Big Donors
- Microsoft patents Page Up & Page Down
- Pope Benedict outraged over sculpture of crucified frog
- With Gustav approaching New Orleans Residents stocking up on AR-15’s and ammo
- NYC HIV Rate 3x Higher than in Nation — Health Commissioner Advises, If You Want Love, Grab the Glove
- Greatly Exaggerated – Bloomberg publishes Jobs Obituary
- Be careful taking “holy” water onto the pope’s plane
- Australian Madam Convicted Under New Slavery Laws — Keeping Thai Prostitutes as Sex Slaves is a No-No. Who knew?
- Man guilty of making boys flog themselves with blades in Muslim rite
- Here comes Microsoft’s updated anti-piracy check for XP. Ta-Dah!
- Cranky Geeks Episode #131 — Now on Cage Match
- Computer Virus on the Space Station!
- Hey, Wait your Turn! Coast Guardsmen trying to save suicide victim almost killed by another suicide
- 4-year-old Obama Look-alike
- Bush at the Olympics
- Signage at the Democratic Convention — Too Slick and Phony
- Number of US banks at risk continues to increase — now, there’s a surprise!
- Journalists reach out to Comedian Jon Stewart for advice
- Solar-powered Zephyr UAV sets record for longest unmanned flight
- Having legal status makes same-sex relationships last longer
- The Real Story Behind ‘Toy Story’?
- Should we kill off computers and the internet to save democracy?
- The Classics Are What They Are
- Convention Report: Dissing Bill Clinton
- 120 GB Zune
- Woman charged in ‘Second Life’ kidnapping plot
- FAA Flight Plan Computers Down — Entire System Stops all USA Flights
- 9 Year Old banned from Little League Ball because….he’s just too good?
- Stupid mom has guy criminally charged for telling a joke!
- No-Fly list driving retired General bonkers!
- Caption Contest: Sucker Punch
- Plot unfolds to assassinate Obama on national TV
- Melvin and Howard: Redux
- NYC businessman tries to hire a samurai sword hit on his wife!
- Rice praises Biden as “true patriot”
- Olympic Wrestling
- Take A Load Off Fannie
- Woo Woo… Look What I Can Do!    Whack!
- IE will include Porn Mode
- Veganism 101 — Insects and Worms are “Animals”
- Dvorak Uncensored LOGO Redesign Contest
- Biden’s Son, Brother Sued
- Pelosi Suggests Natural Gas Isn’t a Fossil Fuel. And She Runs Congress
- Some Britons Too Unruly for Resorts in Europe
- Cuban Taekwondo athlete Unloads on official, Castro defends behavior
- If elected, Will John McCain reinstate the Draft?
- Florida education makes it to the 19th Century
- The Controversial Phelps Behaving Badly Video
- Eight-year-old Girl Files for Divorce from Man in his 50s
- Beijing Olympics most viewed event in U.S. history: Gold for NBC
- Barking Up The Wrong (Virgin Mary) Tree
- CRISIS: US Nordic Sperm Supply Dwindling Because Of Mad Cow Fears
- Twin Towers-style Space Invaders shot down
- This Video Sums Up The 60’s — Groovy, Man!
- Caution: Driver may be surfing the Web
- How Obama Used Text Messaging To Play The Media
- TSA Videos
- Face transplants can work, studies show. What? Work for Exactly What?
- 8 million victims in the world’s biggest cyberheist
- No Agenda Netcast #44 For August 23, 2008 – Probably A Super Delegate
- Bald Biden in 1988 Bragging About his 3 Academic Degrees and High IQ
- Man dies after waiting 22 hours at hospital
- Georgia Defense Minister admits they didn’t think Russians would respond — Fox Continues to Push an Agenda
- Arrested: Failed to Return Library Books – Har!
- Cops Lie In Court About Smashing Guy’s Teeth, But Are Caught On Video
- Pilots warned airline of safety problems before Madrid crash
- Obama picks Joe Biden as VP candidate
- Name on government watch list threatens pilot’s career
- Apple Hit with 3G iPhone Lawsuit
- PHILIP J. BERG v. BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA – Complaint
- Hacker Uncovers Proof Chinese Gymnast is Underage
- Jim Cramer rants – Thinks the system is “rigged”
- Teen DNA detectives expose NYC fish fraud
- Beware the Corporate Psycho Boss
- With all the Important issues addressed, the Candidates take time to sling some mud
- iTunes Blocked in China after athletes download pro-Tibet album
- Environmental photographers of the year 2008
- Introducing Budweiser American Ale* (*shhh – don’t tell anyone that its owned by the Dutch)
- Do we really know how many homes we own?
- Microsoft Cloud Crashes
- Ponzi scheme run from University of Miami
- Chip yourself! Satellites track you after you’re kidnapped in Mexico…
- What’s the deal with Seinfeld doing ads for Microsoft? He’s a MAC User!!
- Federal Court protects anti-war T-shirts
- Was Madeleine McCann Taken by a Belgian Pedophile Ring?
- Corpse kept upright for 3-day wake in Puerto Rico
- You might be an elitist if – You’ve forgotten how many houses you own
- Wine Spectator Burned by “Excellence Test.” Fake Restaurant with Bad Wine Gets top Honors.
- Nepal scraps ‘living goddess’ tradition – she has to go to school!
- Idiot New York mayor wants windmills on NYC Skyscrapers
- Cranky Geeks Episode #130 – Now On Cage Match
- Will Sun Microsystems be Sold?
- Man eats Raw fish, 2 years later passes 9 ft. Tapeworm… Gak!
- TSA Snafu Grounds Nine Planes at O’Hare Field. Use Sensitive Instrument Cluster as Ladders.
- Very Cool Ad!
- Will Nvidia release its own x86 CPU?!
- Caution – Beverages Served Hot! Bikini-clad Barista Douses Male Flasher with Boiling Water
- Abandoned ashes piling up at funeral homes
- Protest the War! Win Free Money!!!
- Show Me the Money! — Olympic “hero” Phelps endorses crappy cereal
- Terror Cell: a TV show NOT about to appear on US networks
- Barack Obama’s brother found living in Kenyan Shantytown — No, this is not an Onion piece
- A third of Vista PCs downgraded to XP?
- Leave Your Privacy At The U.S. Border
- This Day in Space on Cage Match
- Candidates’ church chat erodes U.S. principles. It was an Inquisition
- Making Sense of Russia-Georgia
- Obama Bumper Stickers All over the UK? Huh? Wha?
- Crackhead Goes Berserk after Minor Fender-Bender.
- Spam Works? Oh no!
- Bonehead Flight Crew Wrecks A340 on Ground. But it’s OK to Ignore Since They are Arabs.
- Lesson of the Day: Don’t hide in a trash compactor!
- Using Every Frackin’ Inch of the Runway!
- Britain From Above — Beautiful Use of Satellite Technology
- Warning: Wal-Mart Sends Back-To-School Lists That Look Like School’s Must-Have Lists
- Darwin Nominee — Could be a Winner! Kite Surfer rides Tropical Storm Fay right into a building…
- The power of Evil in the US elections: an opinion piece from Aljazeera
- Facing Budget Cuts, Kids being forced to Walk to School — Oh My!!
- So, are you ready to pay for Another Bush Blunder… $1 Billion proposed for Georgia?
- Weird Olympic Photos
- Pope: Italy in danger of return to fascism
- iPod Nano a hot item in Japan! Overheating batteries redux…
- Video — Meet Emily, A CGI Tech Demo
- Water Desalination Idea — Why wouldn’t this work?
- 25th Anniversary of PCjr
- Organic Garbage is still Garbage
- Argentine Footballers latest to be Photographed performing Racist gesture
- Seattle dumps $5 Million public toilets on eBay for $12.5K
- R.I.P. Kwik-Way Oakland
- Britain recruiting gay spies
- 1918 flu survivors still produce antibodies
- Birth control affects sexiness of a man’s scent
- Faced with humiliation of impeachment, Musharraf resigns
- Why Isn’t Obama Far, Far Ahead In The Polls?
- Desalinate Water with little or no energy
- Finally, a study I can get behind…….
- Don’t believe the media. Georgia started the war, not Russia! TIMELINE
- No Agenda Netcast August 17, 2008 – Gitmo Nation
- How Big Brother watches your every move in the UK
- Leading New York Publisher Spikes Novel Dealing with Islam out of FEAR!
- Siblings Leave Mom’s Corpse in her House to Decompose for Years
- France reaffirms its reliance on electricity from nuclear power
- The future of the Internet lies ahead – worry-warts included
- Beer Goggles Part II — The Town That Wants Ugly, er, um, Beauty-Disadvantaged Women
- The World Today Summed Up In One Drawing
- OOPS Again!!!
- OOPS!!!
- Picture Worth a 1000 Words
- Caption this Photo
- Fox Fails to Get “Right” Responses from Victims
- Olympic Protest Zones Lie Empty — Go Figure!
- Dancing (Badly) And Rapping About Large Hadrons
- “Oh, dontcha know our neighbor, Carl, is showin’ off quite a pair of antlers on the Canadian pr0n channel, eh?”
- Don’t do as I do Dept: NBC set in Beijing Air Conditioned….even though it’s outdoors!
- American hero dies at 83
- Who cares most about when an organ donor is declared dead?
- Board Game Seized Because Knit Cap In It Could Be Used In A Crime
- ‘Hope For The Rest Of Us’ Dept: Science Proves ‘Beer Goggles’ Are Real!!!
- It’s Friday, and as Promised results from the Bigfoot Press Conference
- Bystanders lift bus off pregnant dying woman – save baby
- Phew! Authors of “Left Behind” don’t see Obama as the Antichrist
- “White People Soon to be Minority in USA” Useless Information Paid for with Your Tax Dollars
- For the Gamer who has Everything (Except time to eat)
- North Texas school district will let teachers carry guns
- Victory for supporters of free software
- Suspect Busts out of Police Custody — Heads to Wal-Mart — Gets Taken Down by Rodeo Clown
- NYPD: “Smile – you and your car are on Candid Camera”
- Video – Ernest Borgnine Likes To Abuse Himself
- Open Source Gets Huge Legal Boost
- Somewhere in John McCain’s Fantasy World – In the 21st Century, Nations Don’t Invade Other Nations
- Who’s Your Daddy Award: Apple Worth More Than Google
- Idiot of the Day: Wanted Guy Gives Cops Fake Name — Real Name Tattooed On Head
- Denver setting up “Little Gitmo” for DNC protestors complete with Tasers
- Yahoo! knows! where! you! are!
- Olympics failures — A Must See!
- Target Gets 80 Yr Old Arrested & Sent for Psych Eval. for Wanting a Cash Refund
- MySpace.com – Barack Obama Page Throws Out Feeler? Will Bayh be the VP Pick?
- Attorney General says breaking civil service law isn’t a crime. Wha?
- New Trend: Murder Confessions on Tape — Convicted Sex Offender Admits, “I killed her.”
- Angry wife sells display of her hubby’s adultery on eBay
- Let ‘em eat rats
- Meet The Candy-Dates: Chocobama and Sugarcaine
- Cranky Geeks Episode #129 — Now on Cage Match
- McCain foreign policy adviser got money from Georgia
- Microsoft Surface Surfaces
- Weird, Humiliating and Embarrassing Ways to Cash it In
- Mayor Arrested for DUI — For the Fourth Time. “Everybody makes mistakes.”
- An Olympic Moment – Hungarian Weightlifter breaks arm in Clean and Jerk
- Georgia Boys got themselves a “For Real” Bigfoot carcass – No Foolin’!
- Best Buy to sell Apple’s iPhone 3G
- Judge Says Creationist-Related School Credit Can’t Be Transferred To U.C. Schools
- Congress discovers that web firms track data – well, duh!
- Return of Fairness Doctrine Could Control Web Content Says FCC
- Giant dog turd wreaks havoc at museum
- Video – Are Her Boobs OK?
- Video – Butts Satisfied? Is This A Car Dealership Ad Or Something Else?
- Stealing a Bike in NYC
- Microsoft Hates Windows?
- Cops Bust House, Leave Message On Fridge Magnets
- Man Arrested After Angry Ex Sends Him Text Messages Claiming to be from 15 Year Old Girl — Justice or Woman Scorned?
- George McGovern Slams Democrats Over Weird Law
- Doofus takes Bath in Burger King Sink!
- France’s anti-immigrant, Right Wing nutballs selling their headquarters — to a Chinese university.  Har!
- American Airlines charging Troops for Extra Baggage
- Congressional Report: Two Thirds of Corps pay No Federal Income Tax
- Rulebook for priests’ hands
- NUTTER REPORT: What Rielle Hunter Told Newsweek Back Then
- Sword-Fight in Stockton — Man Brandishes Six Foot Saber In Convenience Store, Proclaims, “I Want Blood.”
- L.A. sheriff links ‘Rockefeller’ to missing couple – and more
- Religious cult starves child to death
- Are lensless glasses the new Olympic advertising trend?
- “Our Google Maps camera car is on the scene with the latest…”
- Fake Cop Flashes Badge at X-Rated Video Store and Asks for Free Porn – Three Times
- AMD to go Fab-less?
- The Front-Runner’s Fall — The Hillary Story from Behind the Scenes
- READER CHALLENGE: Why exactly DOES the Russia-Georgia conflict matter to the West?
- Olympics online, with a hook
- Caption This Photo
- Olympic Fireworks Faked
- Editor Points Finger at System for John Edwards and the Baby Debacle
- Beijing Olympics: the Bamboo Trap is sprung
- Honda’s $19,000 hybrid aims at Prius
- McCain & Obama Tax Plans Compared
- Survey: Risky Play Too Risky For Parents
- Private hospitals recruited the homeless to defraud Medicaid
- Harry Potter’s Invisibility Cloak About To Become Real
- BSOD Strikes During Beijing Olympic Games Opening Ceremony?
- Wall Arch collapses in national park in Utah
- Windows Vista Security Rendered Useless
- Flying Marbles
- Convicted student wins place at medical school
- Caption This Photo
- Fox News Idiot – Forget about Russian Invasion of Georgia, just give me the dirt on Edwards
- It’s Comforting To Know The War On Terror Is Going So Well
- Britain’s threat assessment finds Flu, not terrorism, most serious risk
- A real solution to ad hoc networks for first responders
- No Agenda Netcast #42 For August 9, 2008 – Paris Hilton Does Zero Point Energy
- The New Reality Of America
- Father of Former Olympian Murdered in Beijing
- Will Your Daughter Get Schooled by a Pimp? Asst. School Principal Busted in Prostitute Sting
- Help for Doctors Challenged by Yorkshire Slang
- Man Arrested for Public Nudity, Sex Acts with Claw Hammer. That’s Illegal? Who Knew?
- Ex-CIA official: Cheney likely ordered letter linking Hussein to 9/11 attacks
- Detained in the White House Interrogation Room – for fiddling with iPod
- Top Five US Cities for Drunks – No AA for This Crowd
- Mailman campaigns to wear skirt…erm, kilt
- Oddly, My Jell-O Bomb Idea Didn’t Go So Well
- Dvorak Poll: Real or Fake? Which Do You Prefer?
- Corpse Flower puts on sex show in Belgium
- Jimmy Justice confronts NYC Cop who Blocked Fire Hydrant
- Edah Haredit Promotes Anti-Organ-Donor Card
- Cop demands free Starbucks, gets free time
- Major iPhone Glitch ticking off Fanboys
- Fingerprint can be used to detect drug use, explosives residue, results of that hot date with Mary Jane, etc.
- Update: Montauk Monster Stolen – Could be a Movie Prop
- Newspapers are bargains. So, who’s buying?
- U.S. locks Iraqi prisoners in crates
- Comic Of The Day Dept.
- Bungled DNA test forces Australian police to reopen 7000 cases
- An End for the Need for Anti-Rejection Drugs?
- New Zealand Police use Robbie Coltrane photo on wanted poster
- Shoot first, kill the Mayor’s dogs – ask later
- Going to Canada? Go to Jail! Judge Throws Detroit Mayor Behind Bars After Trip across the Snow-Packed Curtain.
- EU security plan calls for international police force, turning over personal data to the U.S.
- Mexican Army invades US Again, Holds Border Patrol Agent Hostage
- The OxyContin Six. Ringleaders Recruit US Government’s Finest: Police, School Bus Drivers and Teachers in Illegal Drug Scam
- Qantas does it again, flight aborted, 95 defects found on 737
- Is The Dog-Cloner Lady The Former Mormon Missionary Sex Kidnapper?
- Only Obama could say, “Yeah, Scarlett Johansson emails me. I’m not interested.” with a straight face.
- Blow-up church to lure beachgoers. Wha?
- Abandoned by both mothers, surrogate infant trapped in red tape
- Iran + Nuclear Plants = Good Deal For US
- Cranky Geeks Episode #128 — Now on Cage Match
- Leaked Apple Memo Seems Fake
- 26 teen cheerleaders rescued from crammed elevator
- Bill Clinton campaigns for Monogamy – Everyone else ROFLMAO
- The largest identify theft case ever prosecuted
- Death Penalty gaining favor among Crime Weary Mexicans
- Fiscal Conservatives
- Women Finally Figure Out Feminism is a Scam. Housewives 2.0: Soccer Moms Minus the Kids
- Google launches free music service in China
- Strangest ‘Be My Baby’ Haircut Video You’ll Probably See Today
- Iraq: “Five years of war and we live like this?”
- See you at the debate, bitches!
- Video – The BBQ Review Song
- High oil prices giving Iraq up to $79 billion in surplus cash
- Microsoft-Free Desktop Planned
- Another Mission Accomplished – KFC in Fallujah!      Or Not.
- Hell on Earth: two acre patch of California Land Mysteriously heats up to 800° Farenheit
- Rusty in the Sink
- Rapist, murderer says, “I’m too fat to execute!”
- Flat Vans in Britain
- Dell says it owns ‘cloud computing’
- Do You Trust Google To Protect Your Privacy?
- I.C.E., federal officials, announce “Deport Yourself” program
- Man Dials 911 due to no Sauce on Food
- High Tech Fountain in Japanese Mall
- Too much sex killing off French oysters
- Jet Blue to Charge $7 for Blanket, Pillow — Now Guaranteed Bug and Mold Free. Makes you wonder; What was in the free stuff?
- Intel Developing a GPU
- Woman uses stun gun to scare away thief, cops arrest woman for having stun gun!
- Missing Rocket, Missing Remains AGAIN?? — Or Whatever.
- A Complete Idiot!
- Hess Corp. gives McCain Large contribution immediately after his offshore drilling flip-flop
- Sour Grapes: Circuit City destroys all copies of Mad Magazine after it’s Sucker City Parody
- Sheikh flies Lamborghini 6,500 miles to Britain for oil change
- Gruesome beheading shocks Greek isle
- Sy Hersh discusses Cheney Meeting to Create Bogus Terror attack on US Citizens and Ignite War with Iran
- LAX to test new shoe-sniffers
- Microsoft Tests “Six Degrees” Theory — using Instant Messaging
- World’s smallest snake discovered
- Bicyclists Gone Wild – Hundreds Go Nude for “World Naked Bike Ride”
- Canadian mystery floats to U.S. — Severed foot found on Olympic Peninsula beach
- Neodymium Supermagnets
- The Surge from Behind the Walls in Iraq
- Badger. Car. So, We Got A Deal?
- Olympics — Three Golden Rules: Don’t Strip Naked, Don’t get Drunk   …Oh, and No Retards!
- Mini Me sues ex over sex tape
- MIT scientist develops means to bank solar energy at home
- Qantas faces special safety probe
- Move Over Tesla, Here’s the Lightning
- Would You Drive (if that’s the right word) An Audi Snook?
- No Agenda Netcast #41 For August 3, 2008 – Planes, Trains And Lyndon LaRouche
- Toyota’s answer to the Segway. Cripes!
- Man wins appeal as accessory in self-immolation suicide case
- Drugs and Sex for Sale 24/7! The catch? The seller is an angry, fat, middle-aged man, who calls the police.
- So, Who Doesn’t Video Tape Themselves Masturbating While Driving 150 km/h With Pot Plants In The Back Seat?
- The Future of Entertainment — Busty Heart Uncensored
- American Sexpress Card
- Who Needs Jesus In Oprah’s Developing Religious Cult? Not Her!
- Exercise in a pill… and endurance to match!
- Yahoo board wins vote of support
- Airline Hell — HANG UP Cell Phones On Planes, PLUS US Airways Stupidity
- Spanish bank notes contain highest traces of cocaine in Europe
- Man rescued from Dallas power pole after JOLTS
- Pic of the Day
- Father of the Year – Forces 7 Year Old Daughter to Stab and Kill Family Pet
- Only the finest for Homeland Security. Not!
- US Air to charge for water starting today
- Homeland Insecurity rejects standards for search, confiscation
- Barack Obama’s Iowa crowd elects him president already
- Prisons Promote “Safe Rape” — Inmates, Get Your Free Condoms, and Don’t Drop the Soap
- S.F. Mayor Proposes Garbage Police
- 2008 British Motor Show Photo Gallery
- War on the German-Polish border — Naked Aggression!
- Private contractors fear that losing immunity would hurt Iraq “mission”
- Is McCain too stupid to be president?
- Drilling in Afghanistan
- A-hole arrested for “poisoning” rant on YouTube
- Canada Transportation Report: Bus Passenger Beheads Seat Mate
- Naked Woman Runs across Freeway. Result? Complaints About Traffic Congestion
- Is Ancient Greek Computer a PR Stunt for Olympics?
July 2008
- Criss Angel Flops on International TV
- Exxon’s record $11.68 billion quarterly profit disappoints Wall Street
- Lego Robot Solves Rubik’s Cube
- No Cheeseburger for You! Los Angeles to ban new fast food business in low income areas
- “Sousveillance” Turning the Tables on Big Brother
- Man arrives at Treasury Dept. to deposit 5.2 Million in decayed bills
- Turkey ruling party escapes ban – barely
- Shortages are the excuse for high prices – but, FUEL EXPORTS are up!
- Finally – FDA finds the Salmonella source – at a Mexican farm. Well, duh!
- Body found in airliner’s restroom
- Little Girl in Vending Machine
- Study: ‘Magic’ mushrooms may lift spirituality
- Extreme Home Makeover Foreclosure
- Cranky Geeks Episode #127 — Now on Cage Match
- 2100-Year-old Computer Works!
- Gore-Al Places Infant Son Kal-Al In Rocket To Escape Dying Planet
- Christian Site Sends “Homosexual” to Olympics
- Oregon Health Plan – We won’t pay for your chemotherapy, but we will cover the costs of your assisted suicide!
- British citizens want the innocent removed from DNA database
- Weird Gov’t Chimera Monster Washes Ashore on Montauk
- Barney Frank and Ron Paul offer bill decriminalizing marijuana use
- Body of priest who flew away on party balloons positively identified
- Principal went on anti-homosexuality “Crusade”, “Witch Hunt”, says judge
- Arthur C. Clarke’s last vision
- I Believe In Cheesus!
- Siemens will sue 11 former executives for illegal practices, bribery
- Stunt Helicopter. Wow.
- Rush Limbaugh wants to buy the Rams
- India to Develop $10 Laptop!?! What?
- Here comes Sphere: Microsoft debuts computing in round
- Police use stun gun on boy with broken back… 19 times
- Senator Ted Stevens finally indicted
- Oh No! First Crash of a Tesla!
- Quick profit for owners who flip niche websites
- WTF? Brad Pitt to design landmark Dubai hotel?
- Oliver Stones “W” Trailer released
- Surrender your iPod to Customs ye Scurvy Dogs! USA to Confiscate iPODs and Computers at Border
- Virgin Galactic unveils WhiteKnight2
- 2008 Farnborough Airshow Photo Gallery
- Snowy River – Underground
- Apple MobileMe Has Issues
- Why Does George Bush Want to STOP the Suicide Prevention Line??
- Updated: Unprovoked Attack On Critical Mass Bicyclist By One Of New York’s Finest
- Tennessee church killer was a nutball who ‘hated liberals’
- Chaos on Qantas plane in Second scare in 3 days
- Camel Rock, NM
- Did Adventurer Steve Fossett fake his own death?
- Liposuction offers a bounty of stem cells
- The hijab goes high-fashion
- The Obama ‘Fist Bump’ Goes Mainstream
- High Gas Prices = Less Gas Sold = Less Tax Collected = Little Money To Repair Roads
- Buffalo Gourd
- Google Execs to Face Charges in Italy
- No Agenda Netcast #40 For July 27, 2008 – Hydroxy Booster
- Fox News Busted Again by MSNBC!
- Now for the Real Cause of Global Warming… Whale Flatulence
- “Mown a Lisa” Yard Art
- Its probably inevitable, the end of Live Customer Service
- Mob of Bikers attack motorist in Seattle
- Senate introduces “IP Reform Bill” further criminalizing file sharing
- Four Fail At Citizens’ Arrest Of Karl Rove
- Panic as drunks try to ‘get some air’ at 30,000ft
- MSNBC slams Fox News
- A Little Sniffing can be Fun!
- Synkroniserade motorcyklar — Fascinating
- Man arrested for shooting his lawn mower
- Two more U.S. banks fail
- Bill Gates admits the real purpose of patents is to stop competition, not to protect innovation!
- FCC OK’s Sirius Satellite acquisition of XM
- UPDATED: Rush Sucks At Playing ‘Tom Sawyer’ On Rock Band
- New Apple iBeer 2.0
- Latest aerobic kick in China – pole dancing
- Girl has Crystals coming from her Eyes? WTF!
- Sky News reporting Obama uses term “New World Order” in speech
- Thinking Differently about Electrical Distribution and Power Storage
- Caption This Photo: The Monkey Faced Piglet
- Close Call for Qantas flight when cargo door detaches from plane
- No traceability for salmonella? Food distributors trump homeland security!
- Iraqis Kicked Out Of The Olympics
- Painter Fined for Smoking in Own Van — Because It Is a “Workplace”
- Toxic chemicals found In scented laundry products, air fresheners
- Elderly Woman Can’t Photograph Empty Wading Pool — She Might Be A Pedophile
- Peru wants jail for nude using flag as saddle
- Spam King – consistent to the last – ends his sleazy life with murder-suicide
- Spam King Makes Prison Escape!
- Bush or Batman, Who is stealing lines from Whom?
- New law to give online colleges the right to spy on students!
- Amazing New Aircraft Technology — The FanWing
- Product placement edges into newscasts
- Don’t Live In England? So What? We’re Suing You For Libel There!
- Parents lose custody of girl for giving her a really stupid name
- The New Urban Marketing: Man lays “bleeding” on the street and when you go to save him, he hands you a flier.
- Cool Afterimage Illusion.
- And Yet Another Warning on the Dangers of Cell Phone use…Please think of the Children
- Amy Winehouse a big hit on the Farm
- Space Aliens Are Real!
- Pic of the Day Dept.
- Mystery meat for Muslims
- Decline in landline use takes toll on AT&T
- For those of you who have never been married… DON’T!
- Cranky Geeks Episode #126 — Now on Cage Match
- Never ask the Audience to Throw you a Folding Chair!
- Too poor or sick for Greek pilgrimage? Say a little prayer by email…
- Does Anyone Buy/Use CDs Anymore?
- Three Gram ‘Dragonfly’ Takes Flight
- Digg to be Sold to Google?
- Calm down or else!
- Wall Street Got Drunk- Bush does Stand up Routine at Fundraiser
- TSA Thugs allowed to Fondle and Humiliate the Public… for your protection
- Cop just might be charged in case of man Tasered to death
- “Spam king” walks away from prison
- Rhode Island Man arrested for Driving with 80 Proof Blood Alcohol Ratio
- GM Gearing Up for Electric Car Era
- Butcher of Bosnia has been captured
- Greek court rules lesbians can be from anywhere – not just from Lesbos
- Austrian Man blasted off Toilet by… Hailstones?
- Imbecile Demands Cash from Bank with Note on Back of His Personal Check, Not once but Twice!
- Cop visits Starbucks and demands “protection money” in the form of daily shots of espresso
- What do you eat at your desk and what does that say about you?
- TSA Body Scanners See It All
- Get your pedicure from a fish. Wha!
- Israeli Soldier shoots Handcuffed and Blindfolded prisoner just for for Kicks
- Tidal Power Feeds Electricity to National Grid in World First
- The Idiotification Of America
- Insurance Co. Wouldn’t Pay Claim — Said 2 Yr Old Attempted Suicide When She Ingested Aspirin
- Peaceful death – by the bottle in Mexico
- The Mouse is Dead. Long Live the Mouse.
- The World’s Largest Subwoofer?
- Court says “No Fine” for Janet’s boob!
- Microsoft Invents New Display Technology — A New Competitor to LCD
- Dimitri the stud — Voice Mail from Hell
- Are The Days Of Using A Mouse With Your Computer Numbered?
- The audacity of ego — Obama Wants NO Satire About Him or His Wife
- Murder 2.0 – 53 Year Old Wanna-be Hit Man Advertises Services on Website, hitmanforhire.net
- It’s the Stupid Economy Stupid
- My sweet Lord: Religious treats
- Given a shovel, Americans dig themselves deeper Into debt
- PostTalk: Bob Barr, Presidential Hopeful
- It’s Time for some Campaigning
- Islamists Get the Upper Hand in Canada Through State Sanctioned Kangaroo Courts
- Pull Those Pants up or Pay $25 – No One Wants to See Your Stinky Drawers
- Schools in Texas get OK for Bible course
- Iraqi PM backs Obama’s withdrawal plan
- Grassroots Effort To Rename Sewage Plant After GWB
- Pilot leaves controls to rescue parachutist
- No Agenda #39 July 19, 2008 – Fascism Today Now On Cage Match
- Dumb-Ass Criminal of the Day — Man posts pics of himself in jailbird costume days before being sentenced for felony DUI
- Nurse Chihuahua
- Two in a Million!
- Group Pinup Series – Now On Cage Match
- Bird and Fortune Comedy
- Mom still suing Prince, RIAA, over ‘fair use’
- Photoshop Slur Dept.
- Man. Octopus. Sex. Need More To Read This?
- UBS drops offshore banking services for Americans. Too many tax evaders!
- Salman Rushdie leads all authors in silliest competition in the world
- PC Sales Skyrocket
- The Untouchables – Obama and Michelle?
- Air Force sought anti-terror funds so Generals could fly in comfort
- Heavy metal monk in second album
- “Reborn babies” – lifelike dolls or lifelike replacements
- Hybrid Ferrari Would Still Be “Fundamentally a Ferrari”?
- FDA lifts warning on tomatoes. Not that they know what is dangerous!
- Bush — Before And Now
- Microsoft Stock Falls on Good News
- Guitar Hero leaps into cellphones
- Bush & Co. Trying To Redefine Birth Control As Being Abortion
- John McCain Can’t Read This Blog
- Taleban set up ‘Pakistan courts’
- But mom, all my friends got flamethrowers for their birthdays!
- Do a critical story about the TSA and get a slot on the terrorist watch list
- H-1B visas — SCAM — do not create new jobs
- Fed’s solution to the banking crisis: Threaten to arrest anyone who complains!
- Irish will not be bullied over ’second vote’
- Cranky Geeks Episode #125 — Now on Cage Match
- Obama’s Inexperience Tough to Ignore
- The Strangest Suicide? you’ll probably ever read about
- Will Microsoft Buy AOL?
- Mexico at World Court to stay U.S. executions
- U.S. blames airstrike killing 11 Pakistani soldiers on data entry
- Walking Catfish Storm Parking Lot
- Yikes! British Police on Alert for gas injecting Hunting Knife Thingy
- Vincent Bugliosi Volunteers to Prosecute Bush for Murder
- T. Boone Pickens for President – or something
- Apple drops both shoes on Mac clone maker – for copyright and trademark violations
- Video – F-22 Raptor Demonstration Flight At 2008 Farnborough Airshow
- Legislating Away Our Freedom — FISA Changes Explained
- “Had to kill him, judge. My genes made me do it.”
- Karoshi: Death from too much work
- Video – Japanese Building Demolition Method
- Judge lets off teenage botnet hacker
- Caption this Photo
- University Apologizes to Janitor over KKK book – it seems reading History is a good thing, who knew?
- Get some work done while you work…
- Nintendo plans 60-instrument “Wii Music”
- Intel Centrino in the News
- Microsoft Tells Congress Yahoogle Will Own 90% Of Ad Market
- The latest delay to Boeing 787 production? Software. Wha?
- Congress wades through ‘tweets’ – or doesn’t
- Global Warming May Cause Kidney Stones — Cripes! What Next?
- Activists win right to give love socks to supplicants in Sydney
- The kind of Granny you don’t want to buy you an insurance policy
- Terror watch list hits 1 million records
- ‘Moon Over Amtrak’ Party Is Broken By Police ‘Crack’ Down
- Ravers Blinded at Amateur Laser Show
- What Microsoft wants from Yahoo — The Underlying Story?
- Apple Sells One Million Phones Instantly
- Is It Time For A Banking Apocalypse?
- How to solve the cost of gasoline…
- Gag of the Day: We Todd it
- Secular Turks indicted for ‘coup plot’
- Principal promises school is drug-free. Uh-huh.
- New Yorker mag’s ‘satire’ cover draws Team Obama’s ire
- Brit babes busted in oral sex competition
- Extreme Texting While “Driving” in India
- MINI Cooper D – 65 mpg Diesel Dream
- Has The Military Become A Christian Organization?
- You’re worth less!
- Has Web 2.0 made Windows irrelevant?
- Video – The Changing Face Of China’s Architecture
- Beer, bucks, bye-bye Budweiser!
- GWB Photo Op
- 60 Year Old Professor Declares His Lust for Unwashed Thongs, Exhibitionist Sex and Teenage Ass
- Phil Gramm: We’ve become a Nation of Whiners
- Bush lobbyist takes ‘cash for access’
- As many as 21,000 Unexploded Bombs Lurk beneath the surface of England
- Obama poses greatest threat to rock stars since Napster — Bon Jovi [sort of]
- Video – How The Second Generation iPhone will Ruin Your Life!
- School rebuked for ibuprofen strip search
- Question of the Day: Is our current recession the work of Osama bin Laden?
- Ouch! — Woman Hit By Lightning While Videotaping
- DA Used Confiscated Drug Money To Buy Drink Machine That Won Best Margarita At The Fair
- University Hospital fires three paramedics over KKK hazing incident
- Car Sex
- Queue 2 Days For An iPhone And You Get Activation Armageddon
- A Flock of Synchronized Starlings
- Who needs an iPhone when you can get this?
- Weekend Fun Dept. Mascot Bloopers
- Reuters seeks video of staff killed in Iraq
- Totally cool lawn ornament of the week!
- Brunch of the Gods — McDonald’s Style
- Jailed Colombian politician poses nude. She’s no Playmate of the Month.
- High cost of driving = Online classes boom
- Oh, No! Spumoni Jesus Has Melted!!!
- Chess entertained hostages, freed their minds
- “Subway Goddess” arrested for pole dances
- Man slays two people; but wait, there’s more — His razor is still sharp enough to slice his genitals
- The Great Oil Swindle – How Much Did the Fed Really Know?
- Microsoft in Bed With Icahn
- Disney, The Happiest Corp. on Earth puts the Screws to Florida Couple
- Rove Thumbs his Nose at Congressional Subpoena Making him Officially Above the Law
- Drunk referee video sucks
- Idiot Of The Day
- McCain, gas prices and the Enron loophole
- Weak US dollar hits papal profits
- Why Did Obama Wimp-Out On FISA?
- Santas plunged into civil war
- How kids playing wiffleball brought the wrath of bureaucrats, lawyers, nosey neighbors and red tape
- Why Isn’t The MSM Reporting On McCain’s Continual Bizarre, Insulting And Inflammatory Statements?
- Pic of the Day
- Drug stash found in undercover cop car
- Comcast Helping Vonage?
- Black Hole Reference Requires Apology for Racist Remark
- Half of all British servicemen say they’re ready to quit the military!
- Cranky Geeks Episode #124 — Now on Cage Match
- Cow farts collected in plastic backpacks for global warming study
- PC Idiots Force Atlanta to Stop Using “Men at Work” Signs
- Iranians Doctor Photo in Missile Tests
- DNA clears JonBenet’s family, DA apologizes
- A Proposal To Encrypt All The Interwebitubes
- Fox Biz Network adds WSJ’s #1 Apple Fanboy Walt Mossberg
- Major flaw prompts the largest security update in Web history
- Wisconsin law bans sex with corpse only because a dead person cannot give consent!
- Hey! Don’t Play with your Food!
- Blame the Boys for Piracy
- U.S. Planned to Test Sarin Nerve Gas on Aussie Soldiers during Cold War
- For Sale: One Child, Only Slightly Used
- Fanboys start to line up in Asia 2 days before the 3G iPhone launch
- Washington D.C. voted Best Town in America…Uh, Really?
- Milk-in-mail protest targets EU chief
- Long Time North Carolina State Employee Resigns Rather than Lower Flag for Jesse Helms
- “You need to make sure your child can speak Spanish,” says Obama
- Supreme Court Justice Breyer is among the victims in data breach
- Police Officers falsified records
- Are you glad to see me – or is that cocaine in your bulge?
- Geeks get a word in with Merriam-Webster
- Teen Sends LSD-tainted Cookies to Police; Signs Package, Mothers Against Drunk Driving
- “Fanboy” Now an Official Word in the Dictionary!
- Where the hell is Matt?
- Cisco’s immigration law firm audited for improper behavior by U.S. Department of Labor
- ‘Beer Pong’ pisses off Attorney General
- G8 discuss food shortages – then, sit down to a lavish 8-course meal!
- Hostile Passengers Force Skittish American Airlines Crew to Cancel Flight
- Proposal Afoot to Hook Airline Passengers to Electroshock Bracelets
- “Prosecution of George W. Bush For Murder”
- Louisiana Schools To Use Flintstones Cartoons As Proof Dinos & People Lived Together
- World Bank Report: Are Biofuels Causing World Food Crisis?
- Video – This Beverage Will Help You Solve Your Problems
- Virginia sells “Zero Chance” lottery tickets — Screws the Public With Scam
- The Anti “Man-Made” Global Warming (Massive) Resource
- We’re Gonna Party Like It’s 1959 — Desegregation Comes to California Prisons
- Should Yahoo Buy AOL?
- Down The Rabbit Hole
- Jet nose cone caved in mid flight
- Cholesterol drugs recommended for some 8-year-olds
- Iran: Death Penalty for Blogging?
- Toyota can put a roof over your head, too
- UK may Block Google Street View Because of Privacy Concerns…Yeah, Right.
- How else would you call one of your lapdogs?
- Guess what! Make-up Does Wonders! Photoshop Helps too.
- DIY satellites take smaller steps for mankind
- Toddlers who dislike spicy food deemed “racist”by UK Agency
- Muslim outrage at police advert featuring “unclean” puppy
- Fox News Photoshops Rival Reporters
- Toyota to add solar panels to Prius hybrid
- Thanks, Dell, For Disabling Stereo Record Mode For RIAA To Protect Me From Infringing
- Video – Techno Chicken Gets Down To Business
- Wall-E for President
- Testimony of illegal alien care from a Florida hospital
- Steampunk Keyboard on eBay
- Hellboy Inside the Actor’s Studio
- Speed Painting of Albert Einstein
- More secrecy, less disclosure at our Department of Justice
- Dallas County still #1 – more convictions overturned by DNA evidence than any other
- National speed limit pushed as gas saver
- “Oh, no! I’ve run out of Viagra!”“Don’t worry, sweety. We’ve got watermelon.”
- DIY Tip O’The Day — Point Downspout AWAY From House
- Lawn-chair balloonist lands safely in Idaho
- High in tofu vegetarian diet causes dementia, or is it the other way around?
- Psycho Cop Filmed Choking Man at Traffic Stop
- Cool Touch Screen Mod for Eee PC
- Kite-supplemented power for cargo ship
- Wax Hitler Loses its Head after only One Day
- After 3 months of sickness, the FDA finally is saying 2 magic words: Mexican Restaurant
- Bush July 4th Monticello speech interrupted by “Free Speakers”
- Happy Loss of Independence Day
- English schoolboys get detention for refusing to pray to Allah as part of their schoolwork
- Fed Says Our Economy Is Doing Quite Well (Except For Food & Energy & …)
- 9/11 Third Tower mystery solved
- Police say UFO was just the Moon
- Urban Living Tip O’ The Day — BBQ Sauce Makes Great Camouflage, Sort Of
- Still Another Darwin Award Wannabe
- Chronotopic Anamorphosis
- U.S. opens new embassy in Berlin
- Larry Harmon, 83, played Bozo the Clown, trained other Bozos, Dies
- Minn. teen charged with felony for eBay joke
- It’s a Girl! uh, the Baby not the Mother, uh Father, Oh Nevermind
- In UK, most men are harassed by women at work
- Would You Like All Products To Be Sold Like Apple Does It? iHope So!
- These Fireworks Labels Are As Good As The Explosions
- England’s Chief Justice says Islamic Sharia law could benefit society
- 100th anniversary of Tunguska Event brings all the weeble-wobbles out of the woodwork
- Cranky Geeks Episode #123 — Now on Cage Match
- Ground Control to Major Couch – Darwin is Watching
- Court allows school to ban boy for not being ‘right type of Jew’
- Your Flat Screen TV is Destroying the Planet – Cripes, What is it Now?
- And the world’s happiest country is…
- Viacom – and US court – says Google must hand over YouTube logs
- The SSD Power Consumption Hoax
- 13-year-old kid twice breaks into police dept. and steals cruisers, mom sees nothing wrong!
- Watch Christopher Hitchens Get Waterboarded
- Groups sue U.S. Government over mobile phone tracking
- Salacious details highlight Christie Brinkley divorce trial. COOL!
- Repair a Computer, Go to Jail!
- Astounding Presentation On How Creationists Explain Evolution
- Airline Refuses Dying Man Last Request for Flight Home
- Postcards from the Edge
- The top countries “wired for business”
- Ridiculous Birthday Greetings from Joe Cocker
- Vive les idiots!
- Man sells his soul in Internet auction
- Limbaugh’s New Deal at $400M Earns him more than the 4 Network News Anchors Combined!
- Hospital falsifies records of patient who died on waiting room floor
- Did You Know WALL-E Is 103 Minutes Of Liberal Fascism?
- Now, here’s a lead we should be able to maintain: Substance Abuse!
- Ballmer Says Bill Gates Designed the IBM PC. Huh?
- Less Than 10 percent of Texas Students can Meet Minimum Physical Fitness Standards
- Obama wants to expand Bush’s faith based programs!
- Live bombs haunt Orlando neighborhood
- Don’t kid yourself. The “Surge” is a protection scam. It’s about to end.
- Give up your Citizenship, All Property is Confiscated by Government. Law quietly inserted into “Heroes” Act of 2008
- Australia to enact Anti-Annoyance Laws during Pope’s Visit. Yes, now it will be a Crime to be Annoying. It’s about time.
- Teen conviction rules A-grade student out of medical school
- World’s largest cable-stayed bridge opens
- Happy 150th Birthday Evolution Theory!!!!!
- Right Wing Website Rewrites AP Stories To Replace ‘Gay’ With ‘Homosexual’
- Expletive beats a Zero grade
- Hookers double your stimulus rebate
- 600,000 Laptops Stolen in Airports Every Year — Where is Homeland Security?
June 2008
- Monsanto’s GM corn MON863 shows kidney, liver toxicity in animal studies
- Chinese investor pays $2.1M to eat with Buffett
- A Discussion of The Current Oil Scam
- Bush and Cheney Reject Intelligence Reports on Iran’s Nuclear Intentions
- Will the Real Dvorak Please Stand Up!
- Deep Woods Surveillance Cameras catch Bears Getting Funky
- Indiana teacher uses a banned book. Oh, the horror, the children!
- The terrorists have won – at least in Oz
- Getting ’shot down in plane’ doesn’t make McCain qualified
- Screwy Stats Claim Average Age Of TV Viewer Hits 50
- A Virus Is Killing The Bees? What’s Next? Global Warming Is A Hoax?
- Troops use live ammo instead of blanks for “How to -” Show
- Don’t buy a digital converter box from this man!
- Another Darwin Award Wannabe
- The McCains’ Dodge the Tax Man for Years
- President Bush Arrives in Raleigh to Mob of Supporters
- Congress removes Mandela from terrorist list
- Product(s) of the Day
- Senators Vitter and Craig Get Tough on Gay Marriage
- Children’s rights were violated when they weren’t invited to birthday party
- Cops Caught On Video Arresting Innocent People
- HIV May Have Infected People 100 Years Ago
- Would You Want A Gift Of Sex EVERY Day For A Year? With Only Your Spouse?
- US-EU learn to work together, spy together – on each other’s citizens
- Terrorist Attack Would Be Big Advantage To McCain
- Pirates and storms, garbage and floating logs, can’t stop speed record
- Will the Hadron Collider Kill Us All??
- No Agenda For June 28, 2008 – Where’s The Beef?
- All This Can be Yours, If The Price is Right! Blonde Sells House on eBay with the Ultimate Accessory – Her Hot Body
- Honk once for “I do”
- Gator… OOPS!
- Health officials question whether tomatoes were behind Salmonella outbreak. Cripes!
- Do not feed the Monkeys!
- ‘Image Fulgurator’ Inserts Unwanted Ads Into The Photos You Take
- Cops and the zany things they do when they don’t realize they’re on camera!
- Booty Sweat — Fake Product In A Fake Movie Becomes A Real Drink — Word
- Spell bound
- Fun Japanese Pop Group – Morning Musume
- Summer fashion for guys. Just not in my neighborhood.
- Remembering George Carlin
- Bulgaria withdraws weightlifting team from Beijing Olympics
- Slow PS3 Sales in the News
- $5.8 million for scientist in anthrax lawsuit
- Man Dies after Consuming Mass Quantities of Vodka and Red Bull
- Rural “Scent of a Woman” — sort of
- Congressman Pays Mexican Terrorists Ransom for return of Relative
- Romanian child rape victim allowed abortion
- AA Forces Autistic Toddler And Mom Off Flight
- Pakistani peace committee slaughtered!
- VW rolls out a Plug-In Diesel Hybrid
- The Limits Of Torture
- No ice at the North Pole?
- Father’s Day cards banned in Scottish schools — Christ OUT of Christmas
- Will Bill Gates Please Leave the Building!
- Is Peer-to-Peer Hogging the Internet? Here’s a Possible Solution.
- Limit Speculation in Oil Futures, Drop the Price of Oil by Half Analysts Say
- Moranic Teens Emulate Grand Theft Auto “Hero”
- Nazi supporter guilty of terror plans and possessing child porn
- NBC settles with family over suicide
- Mexican Army in USA, Again. Kills Homeowner.
- Justices rule for individual gun rights
- CCTV Won’t Make You Safe, Even If It’s Everywhere
- Only in Saudi Arabia
- The original Microsoft ‘family’
- Chocolate Genome Project
- Et Tu, Intel?
- Is the death penalty too cruel for child rapists?
- Flying kettle aims to break century-old land speed record
- A Reader Rants About Cloud Computing
- Cranky Geeks Episode #122 — Now on Cage Match
- LOCKDOWN! There’s A Ninja Attacking Our School…
- Fiji Government Outraged over Microsoft
- 20 Murdered in 3 Days in Mexican Border Town, Texas Congressman Secures Release of Relative
- American Airlines to offer web access, will not filter results. Flight attendants charged with enforcing standards…Har!
- Sony loses a Whopping $3.3 Billion on PlayStation 3
- Vatican defends late banker from murder accusation
- Miami Police Bust South Beach Brothel On Wheels — Rolling in Dough
- Living with (and possibly Dying from) RFID Technology
- Missouri town hires criminal as a cop, 17 lawsuits ensue
- Dubai to build 1st Building-in-Motion
- A whale of a turbine
- Simpson’s Screenshot. It Looks Lewd to Me
- “Grand Theft Auto” settlement dwarfed by lawyers’ bill
- Creative Governing Via “Frankenstein Vetoes”
- Obama Supports Onerous FISA Compromise
- Woman finds brand new grenade in backyard
- Incredible Catch by Ball Girl
- Sick Computer Game Offers Nothing but Torture
- 16 Core Processor from Sun
- Newt: 3 Ways To Lower The High Price Of Oil
- RIAA claims radio is “piracy” and demands royalties!
- Solar Cell investments to reach parity with semiconductor industry
- A Two-pher: Photo Of The Day & Idiot Of The Day
- Self-Appointed Fashion Cop Shoots 18 Year Old for Droopy Drawers
- What’s obscene? Google could have an answer for the jury…
- Attend School With No Absences For 3 Months — Win A Car
- UK College girls banned from whistling at men. To be considered a “Sex Offense” Punishable with 10 Years in Prison
- Senators asked to Reveal Mortgage Information
- Denver Group petitions Govt. to allow Ganja Smoking in Airports
- Court ruling on detainee another setback for Bush government
- McCain campaign strategy revealed
- The Meek May Inherit The Earth, But Bad Boys Get Laid More Often
- iPhone iSsue: “…why does Apple persist in this misogyny?”
- Video – Do You Want To Become A Cult Leader? Here’s How…
- iRobot controlled by iPhone
- God arrested near Tampa church for selling drugs!
- Sick and Stupid ‘Choking Game’ kills 11-year-old Girl
- Should Yahoo go private to save itself?
- Mac Gets Trojan Horse Attack
- Man in wheelchair charged with DUI
- Gphone launch delayed
- Personal Computers in use passes 1 billion
- News from Texas Dept. Children fed ‘silly pills,’ forced to perform sex shows
- Post a Fact on Wikipedia and Get Fired
- A personal battle for the Right-to-Die
- George Carlin Has Died Eulogy
- Dire Predictions To Livestock If Animal Diseases Escape New, Mainland Lab
- Same Sex Marriage? Who Cares! When Can I Marry My Robotic Sweety?
- ‘Lost’ Amazon Tribe Is A Hoax!
- Police dogs are public servants
- Comedian George Carlin dies at 71
- No Agenda #36 For 08.06.22 – Yahoo+Microsoft=Britney Spears
- Yahoo! How do I quit? Let me count the ways.
- One of the worst inventions ever inflicted on humankind
- Will Bush Bomb Iran If It Looks Like Obama Will Win?
- US military deny that new prison is planned as ‘Guantanamo Two’
- Garage Band space exploration
- Journalist ‘reported’ on murders he committed
- How a restaurant critic becomes a vegan for [almost] a week…
- MPAA admits it cannot prove any P2P copyright theft, but wants the right to sue anyway!
- Britain turns over documents on torture case
- The Lemur Sees All
- My Tongue Got in Front of my Eyetooth and…
- The Cloud — MIT’s Sensual, Interactive, Fiber Optic Sculpture
- The “John McCain Calls his Wife a ‘C**t'” Video
- Starting today, you may not travel around the country as an anonymous American
- Dems Expand Domestic Spying
- White House invokes executive privilege in EPA inquiry. There’s a surprise!
- Martha Stewart Stupidly Banned from Britain by Bureaucratic A-holes
- Boy tortured, skinned and partially eaten by family of Grail Movement Religious Cult
- Russians unveil monument to – the enema?
- Christianity ‘could die out within a century’ In Britain. When Here?
- As Nevada’s Prostitution Industry Battles “Hard” Times, The Bunny Ranch offers Economic “Stimulation” Incentive
- A prophetic voice on Taliban calls out again
- Gallons Per Mile would help car shoppers make better decisions? Oh yeah?
- If We Ban Trees As Weapons, Only Criminals Will Have… Oh.
- Cell Phone to Be Used as Boarding Pass
- United Pilot Announces to Passengers, “I’m too upset to fly” — then Promptly Cancels Flight
- He Likes Big Butts! Floriduh Man arrested for Practicing Derriere Enhancement Without a License
- “Rembrandt Laughing” all the way to the bank
- Wacko creationist schoolteacher brands cross on pupils
- Toilet horrors flushed away as Beijing Olympics draw near
- Danish court rejects defamation lawsuit over Prophet cartoons
- American charged in Australia with Honeymoon Dive Murder
- EU admits fresh treaty problems after its rejection by Ireland
- Pentagon reveals over 1000 Nuclear Missile parts missing
- AT&T pays $325 subsidy on every 3G iPhone
- Court suspends French virgin case
- Patient’s own cloned T-cells put his cancer into long-term remission
- “So what if I lit up a cig, punched the flight attendant, kicked and….”
- Verizon Goes to 50Mbps Download speed
- Senate Housing Bill Rider Requires Tracking of Citizen Credit Card Usage
- Did Coldplay’s Chris Martin steal this iTune from Creaky Boards?
- Dad gets life sentence after killing his son with ‘cocaine fingers’
- Hindu Party complains that terrorist bombs don’t kill enough Muslims!
- Dingbat High School Girls enter Preg Pact — 17 Girls in one School Knocked-up. Bonus: One of the Proud Fathers is a Homeless Guy!
- “Followers of Christ” teenager died from treatable ailment
- FBI Going After Wall Street Promoters of Reverse Mortgages
- Students Change their Grades in School Computer to “A’s” Face 38 Years in Prison and Felony Convictions
- Father Grounds his Daughter for Posting “Inappropriate” Pictures Online — Court Overturns his Decision… Huh? What?
- Speeders to pay fuel surcharge for the coppers to catch ’em
- Video – Cell Phone Popcorn Hoax Revealed
- Turkish pop singer indicted for criticizing military service
- Cranky Geeks Episode #121 — Now on Cage Match
- Think You’re Napping Correctly? HA!
- 52 Year Old Woman Sues Over Exploding Thong — Panties Prove to be Eye Sore in More Ways than One
- Save Your Phone Books
- PETA Slams Jessica Simpson for T-shirt
- Global Warming is a HOAX Screed!
- “Kung pao chicken” made official for Olympics
- Do we need the Associated Press making rules for Bloggers?
- Everyone is Trying to Get into the Act: China Antitrust Law May Target Microsoft
- The Family Values Brigade whines about a nude beach that’s been around for decades
- Prescription Drugs Three Times More Likely to Kill You than Illegal Drugs
- Google Ripping Off Customers by Nickel-and-Dimes
- Tips to Save Money on Gasoline
- GTA IV turns you into a pedophile
- Britain’s “lyrical terrorist” wins appeal
- Flightless birds, eh?
- Video – Ummm… That’s An Interesting Talent
- The Saudi “Women Should Not Be Allowed to Drive” Rationale
- WiMAX in Amsterdam Now!
- John McCain and the Fine Art of the Flip-Flop
- New Zealand to turn off old light bulbs
- Will NY Cigarette Tax Increase be final Nail in the Coughin’? Don’t bet on it.
- Partners for 50+ years. Finally, legally married.
- Denver Stocks up on Pepper Weapon, Blackhawk Helicopters Train in City, DNC here we come!
- Who Killed Marilyn Monroe? Interview with Dr. Jack Hattam
- Roots of Breakdance
- You may be eligible…
- Dumb crook of the day
- Obama Setback: Gore endorses Obama and promises to help him
- DB2 to Go Open Source
- Neo-Con Radio Host Michael Reagan Openly Calls for Murder of Anti-war Activist and “Truther”
- iPhone price in Germany = $1.54
- Is America’s suburban dream collapsing into a nightmare?
- Parents push school board to override Zero Tolerance with adult judgement
- Leona Helmsley’s Pampered Pooch Ordered to Get by on Measley $2 Million Dollars
- $200K Wasted to Accomodate One Sikh Officer in Search for Bio Suit that will fit over his Turban
- Lunatic Gang Parents Indoctrinate their Children from Birth
- Armpit sniffer gets jail and cane. Phew!
- Army recruiting centers to provide immersive killing simulation. Based on Apple concepts.
- Obama on Religion and Faith
- $199 iPhone 3G Really MORE Expensive Than $399 Original?!?
- The Man Who Eats “Sunlight, energy of space and liquid nutrition” Holds 13-Hour Sungazing Record
- “Mommy, I don’t WANNA go to court for my picture of teacher with a bullet whole in her head!”
- Will the GOP dump McCain for someone who can win against Obama?
- Want to be in on all the Brits’ secrets? Get a job cleaning trains!
- Creationism To Be Taught As Science in Michigan
- Florida Woman, Not Expecting Bird Poop In Bird Sanctuary, Sues Audubon Society
- Where Are They Now Dept: Remember Elian Gonzalez?
- Cripes! My Car needs Ironing!
- Sony working on PS3 Wii-like controller?
- Bush reddy to rite fabuliscious memoir-ity kind of thingy m’beeBush Memoir?
- Join The Firefox 3 Download Record Attempt To Get Into Guiness Book
- Patches, The Car Riding, Cheeseburger Loving Horse
- Judge recuses himself from porn trial 3 days after pr0n exposed on his website
- Bush Wants Bin Laden Caught Before He Leaves Office! Yippee!
- Obama and Olbermann
- Idiot Sports Reporter late for flight – calls in bomb hoax to delay the plane – on his cell phone!
- Straight Talk about Gay Marriage
- Welcome Back, Clinton?
- Man stuffs dope in diaper he was wearing! Is that 200 grams of heroin in your pants, or are you just glad to see me?
- Salmonella outbreak expanding. FDA is the FEMA of Food!
- Taliban Jailbreak!! 1100 Dangerous Prisoners ESCAPE!
- The horror of child cellphone addiction
- “How do you poop in space, daddy?” “Carefully.”
- Ireland Nixes European Union Grand Scheme — Votes NO!
- Dvorak Crew Poll: Should an old out of touch fogey like McCain be allowed the Presidency?
- Cheering For Grads Lands Seven In Jail
- Facial, uh, recognition – sort of – for cows
- Watch Out! The BeeDogs Are Coming!!!
- Facebook Matches MySpace
- Baby Power
- Is Fox News Starting to Grow a Conscience?
- Police Shoot Woman in Head with Rubber Bullet then Laugh About It!
- NBC’s Tim Russert Dies of Apparent Heart Attack
- Get Married Or You’re Fired!
- Record stash of hash used for bomb practice
- Dump the Royals UK! Sez UN Human Rights Council
- Karaoke Party Sparks Mass Killing
- Egypt requires cash deposit for Old Fart Foreigners to marry young women
- Should McCain Choose Hillary as VP? Why Not?
- Will Creepy Carly Fiorina be McCain’s VP selection?
- Leader of the Garden Gnome Liberation Front Arrested?
- Olbermann on McCain’s “Not that important”
- Video – Something To Cheer Up Our Male Readers This Friday
- Unintentionally erotic candy of the week: Gummi Lighthouses!
- Yahoo-Google in online ad deal
- They had sex WHERE?
- Thank You Jesus!
- US Soldiers Toss Flash Grenade Into Flock Of Iraqi Sheep
- Plutoid — Curiously Refreshing
- FUD Report: Your Shower Curtain is Killing You
- ‘Non-planet’ Pluto defines new class
- Church of Reality calls on Atheists to give up on God!
- Cranky Geeks Episode #120 — Now on Cage Match
- Marine Discharged for Throwing Puppy off Cliff
- Dvorak Crew Review: Metallica Sucks Balls!
- Cheney tape may lead to his capture
- First practical use for Microsoft Surface
- Trial begins for jogging naked priest
- McCain Is Very Unpopular In Congress Among Republicans
- Why gays should not work in the fashion industry!
- Help Wanted: Cops — The Lower Your IQ The Better
- Austrian footballer might score beer for life
- A Quadrillion Operations per Second?
- EU Competition Chief Slams Microsoft, Again
- So, where are the secret documents on Al Qaeda? I think I left them on the train…
- Gold Digger Surprise; Homeless Man Poses as Millionaire and Cons Cougars in Online Dating Scam
- Sugar-based ethanol stateside – finally
- The Dvorak Scorched Earth Speech
- LoveParade
- Disgraced NBA referee alleges 2002 playoffs were Fixed for more games and revenue
- Aussie Bitten “Down Under” by Poisonous Snake, Survives
- Why not vote the 1st Saturday in November
- Pushing Men’s Buttons With The Bikini Effect
- Video – How Does David Copperfield Fly?
- Antarctica base gets 16,500 condoms before darkness sets in
- Reporter, Wife, Have Sex Every Day for 100 days. With each Other!!!
- Drugs trial way too boring for jury. Sudoku, crossword puzzles get their attention.
- Morningness Is A Predictor Of Better Grades
- Is Apple’s new iPhone Pricing Really just Smoke and Mirrors?
- Apple iPhone to become the great game platform?
- Pelosi: Impeachment still “Off the Table”
- Insane UK Article of the Day: Tesco Refuses to sell Woman Barbecue Sauce without Identification
- Election Fraud 101? Quit Voting Machine Co., Become Election Admin.
- Canadian parliament resolves to support American deserters from Iraq War
- Living in sin is becoming more in
- Phenomenal Ball Handler
- 50% news vs. 50% advertisements. Is that the newspaper you’re interested in buying?
- Woman Fails to Stop Immediately for Unmarked Police Car, Handcuffed at Gunpoint
- Is iPhone Sex Next?
- Forming an opinion about stem cell research? Religious? Don’t let facts get in the way!
- Giant Babies on the Rise
- Big Brown knocks off steroids – finishes at the back of the pack
- Aids Pandemic Threat Among Heterosexuals is Over
- The Rain Of Criticism Of McCain Is Turning Into A Brutal Downpour
- Iran and Iraq – off the White House script
- Steve Ballmer, Microsoft: Offline Media is Dead Within a Decade
- Will The OLPC Cause More Harm Than Good?
- GPS to track cows – and whisper directions
- Sunday Drive
- Two New Cranky Geeks, #118 and #119
- Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark.
- U.S. gasoline above $4 a gallon for first time
- Parents Force Vegan Diet on Daughter from Birth, now Face Criminal Charges
- Sarcastic Photo Booth Babe
- Moist sensors caused B-2 bomber crash
- The Japanese, Dancing Girl, Interwebitube Uniqlock
- Second To Last Words From Columbia Disaster Transcribed Incorrectly?
- Help Keep Windows XP Alive By Helping Microsoft’s Keep XP Alive Call-in Petition. Wha?!?
- Dvorak Poll: Who will be Obama’s running mate?
- The saddest story of the week
- Chinese Are Invading The UK
- Gas hoarding leads to fire
- T-Mobile sues Starbucks over AT&T wi-fi
- With the king of Nepal out of a job, who gets to appoint the goddess?
- Holy Crap! Is this for Real?!?!?
- Dubya’s farewell tour of Europe: Goodbye, good riddance…
- Inflation Adjusted Gas Prices 1918-2008
- Will the Evangelical Right Dump McCain for Obama?
- Military engineers defuse large World War II bomb in London
- Carl Icahn Has His nerve
- If you drink like a man…
- Good Samaritan Laid off after Shaving Head for Cancer Charity
- Office Worker Forgets His Meds, Goes on Rampage
- Gory tabloid war over soccer tournament
- Golf Club You Can Pee Into — the UroCLub
- Baseball prize to die for!
- Lose Those Extra Pounds or Pony Up at the Ticket Counter
- Motorists carefully drive past hit-and-run victim
- McCain flip-flops – backs Bush wiretaps
- Radiohead’s ‘Nude’ Performed on Sinclair ZX, Scanner, Bare Drives & Epson LX-81
- Comic Of The Day Dept.
- Britains Pets The Latest Victims Of The Credit Crunch?
- Missing cameras “phone home” to catch thieves
- Apple Mobile Me?
- Broadcom co-founder extremely busted
- Human beings have 10 times more bacteria than human cells
- The science of sarcasm (not that you care)
- Seven years of faith-based sex ed results in more unprotected sex – a surprise, right?
- Polygamist case price tag: $7 million – so far. Indictments? Zero.
- $40/Yr Is A Bargain To Have Needling E-Mail Sent After The Rapture To Non-Believers
- Cassini’s Startling Pictures From Saturn
- You’re supposed to rub Preparation H where?
- Starbucks Wi-Fi comes with AT&T limits
- Video – Crazy Dude Kisses Reporter During Live Segment
- Illnesses tied to raw tomatoes
- Metering the Internet — Coming Soon
- D.C. Police will Setup Checkpoints, Demand ID
- Jimmy Carter and James Hill agree: Obama, Do Not Pick Hillary for VP!!!
- Man has father murdered to get his job
- U.S. Navy sails away from Myanmar – permission to help refused
- NYC Shuts Down Political Assassination Exhibit
- More Chinese Bashing? McAfee Indicates That .hk Domain Names Are The Most Dangerous
- For Swedish Girls’ Names, Elvis is Out, Metallica is In
- Discovery starts ‘green’ cable channel
- Power bills soaring? Turn off the Playstation!
- Student Wants To Sue School For Letting Him Graduate
- Algerian Christian converts found guilty of worshipping illegally
- Obama declares victory on Republican Turf
- Hillary wants to be Obama’s VP!
- Icahn wants to Yank Yahoo’s Yang
- Venezuela’s New Intelligence Laws Sound Strangely Familiar
- Have Aliens already walked by to take a look at the Phoenix Mars lander?
- Marine, back from Iraq, killed in his home town
- Pringles can creator buried in invention
- George E. Archer lived simply his whole life, caring for the land
- The Dance Of The Magnetic Field
- Is Vodafone’s Station the future of fixed mobile convergence?
- Bill Clinton loses it in South Dakota!
- Pound Cake Computer Coming
- Bo Diddley has died
- Lucky karaoke singer picked to tour with Boston!
- Fire at The Planet Takes Down 9000 Servers
- Not Florida Dept: Indiana Girl Swallows 20 Steel Balls and 10 Magnets
- Chinese Earthquake Caused By “Bad Karma”
- British Anti-Gun Activist Stabbed to Death
- Adobe launches Acrobat online community
- Good for You, Good for the Environment, Eating Insects Will Give You that Warm and Fuzzy
- Silly study of the day: Golf Prolongs Life
- Wii Fit shortages in U.S. are deliberate
- From A Time When Music Was Real — Lightnin’ Hopkins
- Gas Price Map By County
- Would you stay at a resort that has an iMac in every room?
- Thong bandits strike in Colorado
- Cripes, Now What? U.S.A. accused of holding terror suspects on prison ships?
- Over 100 Homeless People call Heathrow Airport Home, Avoid Detection by Posing as Travelers
- WCI Student Isolates Microbe that Lunches on Plastic Bags
- Pic Of The Day Dept.
- For Australian troops the war in Iraq is over
- Obama Resigns From Trinity Church
- It begins….Democrat Rift Opens
- Microsoft requires Windows 7 driver testing for Vista certification. Starting today. Wha?
- Despite WH Fear Machine, Terrorist Attack Rates (Not Counting War-Zones) Not What They Seem
- Minnesota City Hides Itself from the Interwebitubes!
- Hell’s Most Wanted
- Mother dies after defying her daughter’s killers
- Caption this Photo
May 2008
- Banned for Life from Apple Stores… for Downloading 3rd Party App… Oh The Horror!
- Prince covers Radiohead – blocks web clip
- Numbnuts? Could you use that in a sentence please?
- Group Plans to Raise Giant Confederate Flag over Tampa — What Could Possibly go Wrong?
- A Camera at Every Airplane Passenger’s Seat to Watch for ‘Terrorist Behavior’
- Harass a Hoodie with a camera
- Let’s Give a Hand for the Hard Work They’re Doing at Masturbate-a-Thon 2008!
- Gaze in Awe as We Peek Inside a Google Data Center — Like Nothing You’ve Ever Seen
- Did Obama Out-campaign Hillary or Simply Outsmart Her?
- Bearing Witness: Five years of the Iraq War
- Ethernet to the Home Afoot?
- Does this superhero outfit make me look gay?
- Dumb crooks of the day!
- Shocker! Bush Tax Rebate Scam Falls Flat
- Terrorism trials rushed to influence election
- What do you mean there’s a woman living in my closet???
- Kissing Bug used to suck blood samples
- Tribe of Amazon “Uncontacted” Indians Photographed from Air
- Rupert Murdoch predicts Election Day landslide for Democrats
- Monster & Child Eat ‘Em Up In Foreign Car Ad
- Video – Honda Live TV Advertisement
- Hackers are still gamers – in any language
- Border crossing take on the “Body of Christ”
- Al Gore’s “Inconvenient Truth” to Be Performed as an Opera
- Interactive TV Returns! Gak.
- Q: What State Will Issue a Drivers License to an 101 Year Old Woman? A:Yup, You guessed it.
- Almost $15 Billion in Iraq Funds Lost or Stolen
- “Authentic” ET Video To be Shown to News Media on Friday
- Dunkin’ Donuts yanks advert over threats from Malkin and the usual PC nutballs
- Largest Euro Telco caught spying
- Motivational speaker arrested for attempting murder using a statue of John Wayne!
- A More Interactive Way To View Lingerie?
- New York state recognizes gay marriages from other states and countries
- Watch As The Sands Of Time Slip Away — Digitally
- Church calls zombie parade blasphemous
- Video – Another Double Knockout
- Video – Young Hillary Clinton
- Video – Stupid Criminals
- Belgian Newsmen are Apparent Dolts
- Every adult in Britain should be forced to carry ‘carbon ration cards’, say MPs
- Police Busted for Planting Troublemaker Agents Amongst Peaceful Protesters
- University cautions on mortarboard throwing
- The Upside to Being Tasered
- Hard Rockin’ Bear Takes a few Laps in Hotel Pool
- Heartbroken man climbs into morgue freezer to be with his (late) girlfriend
- Bush’s former spokesman blasts White House dishonesty and propaganda
- Houston, We Have A Smelly Problem… Space Toilet On The Fritz
- Windows 7 Chief offers nothing – real soon
- Dell Engaged in Fraud Says Judge
- Internet Warrior Rallies Women to Support Al Qaeda While Belgium Keeps Thumb up Bunghole
- Search for Titanic Revealed Hidden Mission
- Hillary and Bill claim that “media conspiracy” killed her bid for the presidency
- How $Much$ is Your Precious Little Snowflake worth?
- Canada’s foreign minister resigns. Classified documents left behind in biker babe’s bedroom
- Homeowners’ Association tells Veteran to Remove Flag from his Yard or Face Legal Action
- UK Takes Record for Most Lewd Names for Cities
- U.N. Aid workers raping, abusing children — Ongoing for Years
- Skydiver’s balloon takes off without him
- Samsung unveils 256GB SSD drive
- Crucifixion upsets devout and frogs
- You MUST ban Wi-Fi NOW because we’re allergic to the signals!
- Bush-McCain rally called off. Protestors expected to outnumber audience.
- Iran to ban neckties as “Westoxifixation”
- Video – Proof That Cell Phones Are Evil….
- Wow! Double Knockout!
- Too Many Obama Donors For FEC’s Old Spreadsheet Apps To Process
- Fox Analyst Jokes about Obama Assassination
- The Planet Slayer: Australian ABC kids’ Website a Politically Correct Nightmare
- Don’t mind my cow’s farts. She might have solved our fuel crisis.
- World’s biggest portrait – drawn using GPS
- Nasa Phoenix Lander has successfully landed on Mars!
- High Definition TV may be Too Realistic
- The Beauty of Flight
- What Cranky Old Geezers Do for a Laugh
- 10 Optical Illusions in Two Minutes — from Samsung
- The Feds continue to expand their database of fingerprints – required for employment
- Whining from the White House
- Florida Teacher & Students Vote Kid Out Of Class — He’s 5 Yrs Old
- Sweetest Motorcycle You’ll Never… Um… Wear
- Benefit Supervisor Sleeping
- Strange handicapped bathroom
- Surreal Pin-up Series — Now on Cage Match
- Fourth Human Foot Washes Up on Vancouver Beach. Police: Could be “Suspicious.”
- Ridiculous Musical breaks out in London Airport to “Captive” Audience
- Think Black Helicopters only Exist in Your Mind…Dont Look Up in NYC!
- Frenchman poised for altitude record – followed by “Great Leap”
- Capitalism At It’s Finest — High Oil Prices Only About The Benjamins
- U.S. Pacific Coast Waters Turning More Acidic
- Cat Is Run Over, Then Turns Into Woman Who Is Promptly Beaten By A Mob
- Is Hillary’s Kennedy Assassination Remark Worse Than The Other Candidates’ Gaffes?
- Musical Crash Tests
- Family Jewels Whacked 34 Times in 31 Seconds
- Student downloads al-Qaida doc from US Gov website. Brits arrest him as terrorist.
- Microsoft Says it Will Spend All its Money Anyway
- The Telectroscope – Hoax? Real? Or Performance Art?
- Submarine’s $10 million repair bill blamed on tracing paper and tidiness
- Israeli fighter jets almost got Tony Blair
- Love that ceremonial incense? Turns out you’ve been getting stoned!
- What The Hell Is This Thing?
- Soon, In UK, All Your Base (Communications) Are Belong To Us
- Salmon-chanted evening…
- Admirers
- Video – Slow Motion Face Punching
- Google gah-gah over white space spectrum
- Holy Crap!
- Cranky Geeks Episode #117 — Now on Cage Match
- Jumping microrobot makes enormous leaps
- Moo! Japanese Passengers Loaded onto Trains like Cattle
- Your choice with a new car purchase: Free Gas or a Free Gun?
- “My Bad.” Teen Jailed for Taking Cellphone Call in Court
- Biofuel’s a success. People are stealing grease!
- Pic of the Day — Worst/Sickest/Coolest Idea For A Chess Set
- SAS flies slower to save costs and emissions
- ‘Witches’ burnt to death in Kenya
- The Revenge of Mighty Mouse
- Naked Alligator Wrestler Arrested, Again
- World doesn’t end, Russian doomsday sect members to head home
- Lost parrot gives vet his name and address
- The Old College Staple, TV Dinners, Going Gourmet for $30.00 a Tray
- Indian village proud of itself after double honor killing
- Honda next-gen hybrids in 2009 models
- Iridescent Cloud Phenomenon Recorded 30 Minutes Prior to China Earthquake, From Different Locations
- Saudi Man Gets First Peek at Wife’s Face After 30 Years, Now She Wants a Divorce
- Things younger than John McCain
- Video – Eroding Freedoms In The UK?
- The doors are always open…
- Comic Of The Day Dept.
- Donkey jailed in Mexico for violent behaviour
- Video — Greenpeace Slams Nintendo, Sony and Microsoft for the Harmful Chemicals in their Consoles
- Macs dominate high-end PC sales and OSX sales are trashing Windows!
- You Knew it was Coming — The O’Reilly Remix
- Napster Rolls Out 6 Million MP3s
- Iceland Voted Most Peaceful, US Too Busy Forcing Democracy on Everyone to Notice
- Cripes. It’s True
- It’s Always Something Dept. — New study says carbon nanotubes might be as harmful as asbestos
- Surgery Being Used Increasingly for Teenage Boys’ “Man Boobs”
- Report: US to attack Iran this year
- Homeless woman suffocated in sand
- Video – McCain vs McCain
- T. Boone Pickens building largest wind-power project in United States
- The Decline In Freedom Of Speech In Britain
- You’re awsome and all, but dude, actually, you’re a tool for, like, complaining about how I talk.
- Court rejects lawsuit claiming GTA contributed to killings on New Mexico ranch
- Phone calls, e-mail database considered for UK
- Pew Survey Gets Dubious
- Kid Having Epileptic Seizure Gets Tasered Over and Over by Dumb Texas Cops
- And What is the Connection to Bush? Weird Match Dept.
- Steve Ballmer Egged in Hungary
- Prince Charles: We Have Just Eighteen Months to Stop Climate Change Disaster
- Your Child is a Fat Pig and it’s the Government’s Fault
- ‘Boneheads’ Taser each other
- Radio Host Kevin James Walks into a Smackdown
- National security officer married to Nazi hooker! Incredible movie and story.
- Tricky Truck Loading
- Widow fights for the right to use sperm taken from her dead husband
- Life Inside Warren Jeffs’ Polygamist Compound From The Woman Who Got Him Convicted
- How to Undress your Girlfriend — With a Backhoe!
- “He’s eating my brain. I can feel it!”
- Solar bra means heart-felt energy conservation
- What is the Meaning of No Agenda?
- Warning: Using a mobile phone while pregnant can seriously damage your baby
- LifeLock CEO Had His Own Identity Stolen Numerous Times, Suit Alleges
- Two indicted in UCLA body parts case
- Can a dead brand live again?
- CIA ‘Terror Network’ Busted By Iran
- Heaven And Hell In A Syringe — A Writer’s Amazing Journey Into Bodybuilding Steroids
- How do fighter pilots spell relief: AMXD
- Pic of the Day Dept. — Motorcycle Limo
- Customer Service Can be Hazardous to Your Health
- Why Chinese Troops Have Good Posture
- Canadian babe pierces lover’s heart in botched sex game
- No ‘Stimulus Check’ Yet? Just Might Be In Some Other Guy’s Account.
- Chemist gets life for acid vat murder
- Missing Woman Found after 42 Years! In her Apartment, Watching TV!
- Office Worker Awarded £5000 For Enduring Boss’ “Laddish” Behavior
- Has the new “democratic” Russia decided to have an official state religion?
- Can’t win an argument with the facts? Throw a pie!
- Are Charter Broadband customers prepared to be spied upon?
- Another Darwin Award Wannabe
- Feline Horror
- Comcastic Speed
- More Darwin Award Wannabes
- New Ideas for Bread
- Former Afghan Hijacker Found Working at Heathrow Airport! WTF!
- Bush visit to Saudi Arabia
- NASA IT battling swarming ants
- Wildlife numbers plummet globally
- Violence in Mexican drug wars escalates
- The Experts Are Starting To Say The 9/11 Conspiracy Wackos May Be Right
- Worst Landlord of the Year: New Yorker accused of blowing up tenant over back-rent dispute!
- Icelandic museum offers long and short of it
- Plane Lands Atop Another Plane. Incredibly, No One Injured!
- Laggards Unite!
- “We are succeeding in Iraq and we will have succeeded further in Iraq in 2013.”
- California Supreme Court overturns ban on same-sex marriage
- Bush’s Iraq invasion won the journalism war
- Behold a Pale Preacher: McCain and The Man Who Would Welcome Armageddon
- Christian Group Calls for Boycott Over New Starbucks Logo
- CBS buying CNET for $1.8 billion
- Vatican astronomer says God and space aliens are brothers or something like that
- ManBabies — Too Damn Creepy For Words
- Should Apple Enter The Game Console Field?
- HIV-positive man sentenced 35 years for spitting at cop!
- I am a TWIT
- Cranky Geeks Episode #116 — Now on Cage Match
- Carl Icahn Meddling with Yahoo
- NASA to Hold Press Conference Today to Announce Object Found After 50 Year Search
- AT&T 3G > 20mbps 2009
- MySpace spammers fined $230 million
- Another Random Walk — Seoul, Korea
- Guiness is Great, But American Beers are Gaining Popularity
- Ginourmous Cow as Big as a Small Elephant
- “Family Values” Tories say lesbians should be banned from having children by IVF
- Video – Steven Colbert Spoofs Bill O’Reilly’s Meltdown Video
- Einstein thought religion ‘childish’
- Soldiers Gave Up Their Lives, Bush Gave Up Golf
- Ohio judge puts Dad in jail because his adult daughter did not receive her GED!
- GodTube allows you to rap about the Lord – but no mocking
- Philly Muni Wi-Fi Shutting Down
- Student Arrested for Tossing M&M at Police Officer
- Paul McCartney’s “green” Limo Arrives in UK, Flown in from Japan!
- Muslim woman who refused to remove her veil in court loses second lawsuit
- Fined for putting beer’s safety before child’s
- Man Drops His Pants in Court, Invites Judge to, Um, Well……..You Know
- HP buys EDS
- Artificial hips that squeak! WTF?
- Tavern Owner Uses Curious George Image to Depict Obama
- Feud over press freedom heats up in France
- And The Vista Bashing Continues, Now Business Week Pitches In
- How Will Bad Cops Get Away With Shooting Innocent, Unarmed People If Their Guns Record Shootings?
- Amazing Asian Kid Guitarist
- Y2K kind of problem for gas pumps
- Video – Star Wars – The Clone Wars Trailer
- China Earthquake
- 13 Year Old Steals Dad’s Credit Card to Buy Hookers
- Borderless Conversations by Jeff Cutler
- Cheeky Passenger Tells Flight Attendant to Kiss It when Asked to Hang up Cell Phone. That’s an Arrest.
- XP SP3 Causing Endless Reboots on AMD Chips
- Hillary’s campaign is $20 million in debt… the slow train wreck continues!
- Woman fired for giving 16-cent treat to toddler
- Blind Bowler Rolls a Perfect 300 Game
- Hacker publishes 6 million Chileans’ records
- Pic of the Day
- Argentina’s Finest Export — Old Lady Piss
- Chunky monkeys put on diet
- An Inside Look At Bill O’Reilly From His ‘Inside Edition’ Days – What A Charmer!
- The Race to Five Buck Gasoline!
- U.S. Golf Course to end up on Wrong Side of Mexico Border Fence? WTF!?
- The Great Firewall of China… and more.
- NYC Subway Invaded by Bedbugs! Everybody Panic!
- Squirrel, It’s What’s for Dinner
- Riding Scotland’s most remote railway
- A Very Short Review Of The Speed Racer Movie
- Newspapers likely to be free
- The Swedish Bike Masturbationist Is Found GUILTY! No Comment From Bike On Verdict.
- Honor Killings — A Symptom Of Why We’ll Never Win In The Mideast
- Judge napped, made bailiff rub her feet
- Family Leaves Corpse on Toilet Because “Bishop” told them it would Come Back to Life.
- Pelican Spears Tourist
- British Airways Removes Beef from Flights so as not to Offend Hindus. How about a Nice Bowl of Fish Pie?
- Republicans vote down resolution supporting Mother’s Day! WTF?
- Snake Oil Salesmen Market Jesus Juice
- Pope says Sex like a drug!
- “W” in movie theatres before Election Day
- Tuba Player 1, Kid 0
- DIY Money Making Tip o’ the Day — Building A Poker Bot
- DU Is Planning On Instituting A New Captcha System. Comments?
- Mom Files Poop Suit While Somewhere A Dog Laughs
- The Voice-Over Family
- Stolen laptop leads victim to thieves
- Madison High Teen Wears Skimpy Prom Dress and Gets Cuffed and Arrested by Police
- GTA-IV Mostly Pumping Xbox360
- AAAAIIEEEEE!
- Noro Virus runs Amok at JavaOne Conference
- Officials in Myanmar Relent to Allow 1 Shipment of Aid
- Tornado Tosses Cars in Alabama
- Entire Train Quarantined in Ontario with Mystery Disease
- U.S. military cancels Gitmo general’s assignment to Pakistan
- Europeans get drunk ‘to have sex’
- Canadian Police Taser 82 Year Old Heart Bypass Patient in Hospital Bed
- Being Vice-President “isn’t worth a pitcher of warm piss”
- Serious feminine protection!
- Great tits cope well with warming
- N.J. Vice Principal Makes Students Eat On Floor! Hispanic Students!
- Dude, did you know a decapitated head makes an awesome bong?
- Biologist Names ‘Neil Young’ Spider
- Robot Lawn Mower
- MLB talks to White Sox about Sex Dolls in Dugout
- 5 Years Mandatory Prison Time for Smoking Dope
- After Being Mauled and Stomped by Grizzly, Man Drives Himself to Hospital
- Cranky Geeks Episode #115 — Now on Cage Match
- Find it difficult to get up this morning?….NASA will pay your Lazy Butt to stay in bed
- Running out of oil to export, Indonesia is ready to leave OPEC.
- Content is King
- Busted: Gang Of Cop Impersonators Robbed, Tortured Drug Dealers
- Targeting tumors with nanoworms
- Will The Zune Soon Block “Illegal” Content From Being Played On It?
- What Hillary Might Gain If She Drops Out Now
- FBI gag order for Internet Archive is defeated
- “Charlie Rose Interviews Charlie Rose” by Samuel Beckett
- The Consumer is in Control
- NPR Leader Canned for Being too Modern and Useful
- This Truck Powered by Pit Bull
- WiMax rollout announced – one more time
- “Messiah” of New Mexico Doomsday Cult Arrested as Sex Offender
- The Pope is channeling Marshall McLuhan
- Let us have no Rush to Judgement…
- 1st U.S. execution since moratorium ends
- State Officials Take Professor’s Son to Foster Care for Dubious Mistake
- The New Guy in Prison
- Did Bill Gates Invent the PC?
- Time to get rid of Your Gas Hog?
- Passenger moons at UK speed camera. Outrage Ensues. Investigations begin.
- Nearly 100 in drug bust at San Diego State
- iPhone leaving single-carrier mode
- Financial Backer of Bible Theme Park was Penthouse Photographer
- Energizer bunny loses patent lawsuit…
- Air France Passenger Jet in Near Collision while Pilot Entertains Boy in Cockpit
- Teacher Fired When Class Magic Trick Deemed ‘Wizardry’
- Police Chief In Britain Says CCTV Does Not Cut Crime
- Appeasing the Gods, With Insurance
- Nine Inch Nails album is free online
- Yankees Fanatic Runs Over and Kills Red Sox Fanatic
- Yahoo Report
- Vegan Agenda Beginning to Emerge Slowly in Global Warming Debate
- European Union proposes feeding animal remains to chickens
- Who should doctors let die in a pandemic?
- Ready to have the streetlights spying on you?
- A Judge Orders Coroner Reports Changed To Say People Killed By A Taser Weren’t
- Sleazy Campaign Tactics From People Who Don’t Support Obama Or McCain
- Denver discussing commission to prepare for aliens – extraterrestrial aliens that is!
- What is Gobsmacked?
- Blackwater shooting highlights ignorance of American officials
- Air Marshals Denied Boarding Planes Because Name On No-Fly Terrorist List
- The Empire Strikes Barack
- Does McCain Also have a Preacher Problem?
- NYC pays teachers $65M a year not to teach!
- The house that Twitters its energy use
- Microsoft walks on Yahoo acquisition
- Chaos in the Print Shop
- How to Raise a Car Thief
- Pic of the Day Dept. — Seen Dennis Rodman Lately? Cripes!
- Aljazeera journalist condemns Gitmo
- DU Poll: Who Will Win Tuesday In Indiana & N. Carolina — Hillary or Barack?
- McCain admits Iraq War was over oil, then denies it
- Sharapova threatened with $300K fine if she skips filming a commercial
- Marrying For Love Or Money? Nope, Health Insurance.
- Cartoon of the Day Dept.
- UPDATED: What’s Your Fetish, Baby?
- The Cure for ADHD
- Wal-Mart says: Don’t give Mom candy for Mothers Day – Give her a Wii Fit!
- Monkey Business
- AT&T Testing TV on the Cell Phone
- “Bikini charter cost me my job”
- Cripes! Dozens of Submarines Invading the USA with Dope and More!
- Idiot of the Day Tries to Cash Check for $360 Billion Dollars
- Cranky Geeks Episode #114 — Now on Cage Match
- Productivity Report: Japan worker in 780,000 porn hits
- Man-made crud found in mothers’ milk
- Nevada governor to bill Fossett widow for search expenses
- Yes, it’s been five years…
- 911 dispatcher hangs up on woman about to be murdered, dispatcher’s boss says, “I don’t think there’s anything to apologize for”!!!
- Ready for a virtual world of Legos?
- Downloadable movies to become available with DVD release
- After Seven Months of Agonizing, Student-Employee Found Guilty of Racial Harassment for Reading a Book Now Cleared of All Charges
- The ‘Green Fairy’ Was Boozy — But Not Psychedelic
- Convicted DC Madam Found Dead, Foul Play NOT Suspected!
- Ron Paul’s book tops Amazon’s best seller list
- Spate of ‘detergent suicides’ hits Japan
- Global warming? Next decade could be cooler
- Can The Adobe UI Guru Microsoft Just Hired Actually Make Windows Easy To Use?
- Greedy Dunkin’ Donuts Dunkin’ Their Small Franchisees In Lawsuits
- Video – The Ewoks Gospel Song – Look For The Special Cameo
- How can you touch that computer keyboard?
- Apple to Sell Unlocked Phone?
April 2008
- Iran dumps U.S. dollar for oil trades
- Cell phones making sense – as sensors
- Hey Girls, Want Free Breast Implants!…Show us your tata’s!
- Idiot Stoner gets lost, $10K spent in rescue effort, Dad takes keys to the car
- Video – Another MacBook Air Parody, This Time From Lenovo
- Father of LSD takes final trip
- American Shanty Towns and Tent Cities Emerge Outside L.A.
- Let there be light…
- Now Florida, Of All Places, Debating Banning Fake (Real Are OK?) Truck Testicles
- Pic(s) of the Day Dept. — Fish!?
- Former Priest Teaches About Evolution, Stands Against Intelligent Design
- Psycho of the Day Dept. High school bomb plotter wanted to die so he could go to heaven – and kill Jesus!
- Download Movies Over Mobile Phone = Go Broke Fast
- The Billy Letters: Man posing as 10 year old Corresponds with the Famous and Infamous with hilarious results
- Manager, employee and customer all pull guns in Wild West Palm Beach shootout
- Are lice art?
- British pilot arrested after landing at Bush’s ranch to say “Thank You”
- Cray links with Intel in supercomputer deal
- Mystery in Baltimore County, Explosions, Flashes, have Police stumped
- Need a job? Speak Korean?
- Supreme Court upholds voter photo ID
- Fat Inmate Suing Because Starvation-Level 3000 Calorie/Day Meals Caused Him To Lose Weight
- Would You Allow The Police To Search Your Home For Guns?
- Linux developer Hans Reiser found guilty of first degree murder despite no body, no physical evidence, and no crime scene!
- Pic Of The Day Dept. – Shanghai Night Life
- Happy Birthday, Saddam
- Obama is Screwed
- Coming Soon: the Intel-Cray Computer
- Florida First Grader bound and gagged in class
- If you enjoy LOL, ROFL and :), has the CW got a BFD for you
- Hold the Pickle! Porn flick filmed in Japanese McDonald’s?
- Tweetie Bird is descended from T. rex
- To ease the cost of fuel, shorten the work week!
- $1 a gallon ethanol a step closer
- Pic Of The Day — The Evil That Fabrics Do
- Blood and Race
- Dvorak and Curry
- An Atheist Soldier Fights For Our Freedoms He Has To Sue To Get For Himself
- Russia teaches us why religion and government should not mix
- Video – Stop Motion Transformers
- George Lois: The Esquire Covers
- Public, Disney, NYT Outraged Over Absolutely NOTHING!
- Crazy and Sick News From Austria
- Wonderful, ethical world of Wachovia
- Third grade teacher sentenced to 15 years for helping ship paintball guns to Pakistan!
- Website of the Day Dept. — James Howard Kunstler
- California to use DNA to find criminals through their relatives. Wha? Who?
- China to s(t)eal $9bn DR Congo deal
- Free Trade includes assorted Blackberries?
- Florida cops charge 8 year old brat with felony battery!
- Someone explain binary to Verizon
- The Pup Tent Incident
- Random Strangers Hunted, Slashed With Razor Blades For Gang Initiations
- Cross Country, 11 State Serial Killer Network investigated
- Neil Gaiman Chips In About Fair Use And J. K. Rowling
- Prostitution for Dummies? Ex-Hooker writes How-To book
- Elderly Florida Man drives vehicle onto airport runway…cleared for takeoff
- Early human populations evolved separately for 100,000 years
- Will Microsoft bail on Yahoo takeover?
- Guy Trapped in Elevator for 41 Hours!
- Ahhhh… The Blissful Zen Of A $300,000 Watch That Doesn’t Tell Time
- Scientific Proof that Prayer Works!
- Resistance relaxes to modified grain
- When does LOL become part of the normal lexicon?
- Should Obama drop out now to ensure a win in 2012?
- 2009 Toyota Prius Plug-in Hybrid
- VA Official tried to hide Vet Suicides Rate
- Joke of the day dept. From Denmark!
- Yahoo kicks off re-wiring project
- Should Los Angeles be renamed New Mexico City?
- India’s kinder, gentler debt collectors nudge Americans to pay their bills
- Ballmer says M$oft would continue to offer XP – if only consumers wanted it
- How To Keep Your TSA Job While Illegally Bringing A Gun Through Your X-Ray Machine
- Will You Rush To Riot At The Dem’s Convention?
- Oops
- Federal Alcohol Regulators Order Man to Stop Using “Legal Weed”
- Avoid the Rush, Stockpile Food Today!
- Microsoft Mesh in the News
- EARN $$$ Working from Home!!!!
- Berlin offers stalkers a big hug
- Podcasting is dead. Long Live… uh…Something Like Podcasting
- OGC unveils new logo to red faces
- Is Florida up for Christian license plates?
- Jingle Hells — Idiotic New Reality Show Slated for CBS
- Nutty Landlords Terrorize Tenants
- True Believers flock to view exhumed body
- US General duped over Gitmo! Durn!
- CNN owes China $1 for every Chinese citizen
- Eating bananas makes baby boys
- It Ain’t Over Till It’s Over Except For Water In The Yankees’ Dugout
- Frequent Visits With Rosie Palm May Prevent Prostate Cancer
- Pic of the Day
- Cranky Geeks Episode #113 — Now on Cage Match
- Microsoft Office XP Ad? What?
- Surprise Guest Visits Florida Woman
- When you Enter USA your Notebook is Subject to File by File Inspection
- Olympic Protest Movement Targeting Sponsors
- Penis Thefts Lead to Lynchings
- 39 Whirlpool workers suspended for smoking
- Apple buys chip design company
- Have you driven a Fjord lately?
- John Ashcroft Embarrased By Question In Regards To Waterboarding?
- Spy for Israel turned up – 20 years late
- Abramoff Scandal gets another guilty plea
- Top editor of Wall Street Journal resigns
- The other two of the “three Amigos” parrot Bush’s defense of NAFTA
- What’s a Malicious BMP file?
- Russian Mig easily dispatches Georgian UAV
- Samsung chairman hid $4.6 billion to use for “beneficial causes”
- The Futures not bright for these Little Piggies
- Join the US army – see the world – and, uh, bunk with sex offenders and gangbangers
- Amnesty Releases Shocking Waterboarding Video
- Idiot laser pranksters face 14 years in jail
- Internet Pic of the Week
- Muslim Call to Adopt Mecca Time — They Say Screw the GMT
- Wacko Floridian sues to collect on 147 year old debt owed to her late great-grandfather!
- Public Corruption Now an Epidemic
- Stories Being Twisted to Hurt the Wii
- Are we seeing the beginning of Food Shortages in America?
- A Mellow 4/20 celebration in Boulder, Colorado… dude
- Rupert Murdoch Going On Trial For Sabotage and Hacking?
- From the Cologne Art Fair…
- Remember that White House prayer breakfast when Bill wept over his sins…?
- Rule Britannia
- The Race Is On! “First one to a 100 core processor wins!” “HA! We’ll do 1000 cores!” “Wimps! 10,000 cores next week”….
- Wikiganda (Wikipedia + Propaganda): Truth & Facts? Ha! We Can Edit Those Out For You.
- Pic of the Day Dept. — Private Computing
- Paper Shut Down After Publishing Vladimir Putin Story
- Dvorak and Curry
- McCain: Economic Problems “Psychological”, Proposes Break in Gas Taxes for Summer
- Dry another day…
- Robo-Cop Beatle Portends Weird Future for Electronic-Bio Integration
- Prince William’s expensive joyrides: a ‘£30K stunt’
- Muqtada al-Sadr Threatening To Screw Up The Rousing Success Of The Surge
- ‘Brain gain’ for India as elite return
- Your Digital Camera Is Obsolete — CIGS Image Sensor 100x More Sensitive
- Philly community college ex-official guilty in adult-ed scam
- Cripes. Danica Patrick Finally Wins Something
- In Memorium
- FBI target found bound, gagged, blindfolded, dead. Conclusion: Suicide!
- High profile actress stupidly takes divorce public…reveals embarrassing secrets on You Tube
- Idiot CNN reporter arrested for “loitering” and Meth possesion in Central Park
- 13-year-old charged with felony
- Pic of the Day Dept.
- 1 in 5 Iraq, Afghanistan vets suffer PTSD
- Fugly moran tries to kill lover’s wife via Craigslist!
- Astronauts Rescued (Including American) as Capsule Lands Off-target
- Cool Discovery Promo
- It’s a miracle, a miracle I tell you!
- Baracky: The Movie
- Are you staring at me?
- Cops, Sheriffs, Feds Are Practicing For The Imposition Of Martial Law
- Pin-up of the Day — The Angel SeriesNow on Cage Match
- It’s What’s Inside That Counts — X-Raying Our World
- A Catholic Priest Takes On A Fox News Hitman, er… um, Reporter
- Obama Gives Hillary The Finger?
- Arsenic and Old Lace Redux
- GPS routed bus under bridge, company says
- Home-schooled Evanston teen accepted by Harvard, Yale, more
- Big Brains Mean Longer Life
- Blueprints for new WTC found in dumpster, by homeless junkie
- Airline kicks man off plane for refusing to take his seat during take-off, good for them!
- Gay Terrorist… or what do you think?
- World’s smallest transistor
- ‘Euro-whiff’ Attacks England – Continental Europe Is Being Blamed
- Did this Colorado woman make a hoax phone call that prompted the Polygamist Ranch raid?
- Lame Microsoft Vista Video Tries to be Hip — Fails to Check Calendar
- Canada Warning About Toxic Ingredient Used In Baby Bottles, Beer Cans, Etc.
- Y’all Bein’ Fashunable By Sportin’ Them Store-Bought, Fake Hillbilly Teeth? Get Zeke To Read This To Ya!
- Sex offenders living at child care facilities
- Cranky Geeks Episode #112 — Now on Cage Match
- Sun About to Screw MySQL Users
- The Day the Internet Stood Still
- For Yale senior, abortion a medium for art
- One less burger, one safer planet
- Man robs bank while yapping on the phone, annoying everyone
- Flu comes fresh from Asia each year
- Friendly Fire incident investigated….in UTAH
- Scientists debate the accuracy of Al Gore’s documentary – An Inconvenient Truth
- Graffiti artist Banksy pulls off most audacious stunt to date – despite being watched by CCTV
- Peacock Invasion in Central Florida
- World’s Oldest Living Tree
- Steve Jobs Parody
- My Random Walk Around Ad-Tech in SF
- Women Will Sell Out Passwords for Chocolate
- So you went to the moon, that’s nice…..have anything to declare sir?
- Eight-Year-Old Girl Divorces Husband
- Grunt work: Scientists make Neanderthals speak again
- Thief in Germany unwittingly deposits loot – with his victim!
- Web gaga over reports that schoolboy “corrects” NASA over asteroid danger…
- Kudzu Sucks — A Reprise
- Guerrilla Journalist Nails Kennedy on Simple Point
- France to outlaw anorexia Web sites
- The Gap Between Smart And Stupid Americans Is Widening, And Stupid Is Winning
- Wal-Mart tightens policy on firearms sales
- The Violent Game Of Tag At Recess — Banned!
- Drug firm provided “selective” death data
- John C. Dvorak on Fox Business
- Mac Clone Back! Or not?
- DC Madam convicted on all counts
- How will you blow your tax rebate?
- Windows XP SP3 set for April 29
- What we’ve all been waiting for, folks — DRM for Silverlight
- Easy Bake Children — How Cloning A Dead Kid Just Got Real Easy
- Congressman Davis: “That boy’s finger does not need to be on the button”
- Video – Nick Hornby At The Apple Store On Regent Street, London
- Free Will? Ha! My Brain Knew I Was Going To Post This Before I Did!
- U.S. Embassy ready in Baghdad
- Boy blows up 213 balloons with nose in 1 hour
- Rowling’s Howlings. The Wealthy J.K. Rowling Turns into a Greedy Witch Over Lexicon
- A New Reason to Frown
- Dvorak Joins Twitter
- Lost Columns ArchiveThe Cyborg Salesman
- Blockbuster wants to buy Circuit City. Wha?
- Monroe sex tape found, will be kept private
- Russia to Send Monkeys to Mars
- 98% of Historians see Bush as a Failure
- Ohio cop celebrating MLK Day
- Pulitzer Prize for Breaking News photography
- Salmonella strain found in recalled cereals
- Canadian government blocks sale of space technology to American firm
- Global Warming Caused Lake To Disappear In 12 Hours
- Taking Bets On When Apple Will Sue For Selling A PC That Runs Leopard
- 3700 Mile Long Tunnel from Russia to USA — Holy Crap!
- Lost Columns Archive:The Sexual Harassment Column
- Pilot grounded for barrel roll at Fenway
- Couple Argues over Which Gang their 4-year-old Should Join
- Getting forgetful? Blueberries may help.
- Dr. Phil Posts Bail for the Mean Ringleader of Florida Girl-Beating!
- In Maine, staring at children defines you as a Pedophile and will be a Felony
- Innocent man in prison for decades while lawyers conceal their client’s confession
- Video: Plane Landing of the Day
- We hold these truths to be user-accessible and in hypertext…
- Another Tasteful Bud Light Commercial
- No Agenda Podcast For Apr. 12, 2008 – #26Now on Cage Match
- Lost Columns Archive:The Mensa Column
- CDs and DVDs can be made with CO2 emissions — Cripes!
- Hillary Meets the Beatles
- Lottery winning MORAN blows $10 Million in 3 years, now back on welfare
- 1957 neon landmark is retired
- Texas polygamists may recant, officials say
- Effects of Meth on Your Face
- The Lost Pilot of ‘Gilligans Island’ with Calypso theme music
- Here’s Looking At You, Kid — From Space. The Government To Use Satellite Spy Tech On Us.
- Hungry? How About A Terrifically Tasty, Test Tube Sausage!
- 3D – Before your very eyes
- “I try not to smile ’cause I got my teeth knocked out by a chainsaw.”
- Cheeky election campaign
- New Safer Batteries in the Works
- John’s Dead… But You Can Still Call Him.
- U.N. Official Calls for Study Of Neocons’ Role in 9/11
- Johm McCain Is Running For President?
- Clinton Becomes new “Law and Order” Candidate: Proposes 100,000 new police officers on streets
- Paintball Gun? For Wimps. This Guy Built A Half-Size Panzer Tank With Air Cannon!
- Got Drugs?
- U.S.A.F. sets up cyberspace command against continuing China attacks
- Windows is broken!
- Boeing owns patent for centrifugal and centripetal force – and the Moon’s gravity!
- L.A. Mayor warns ICE to back off immigration raids
- Caption this Photo
- Nextel: firefighters instead of politicians
- Yahoo and Google both Freaked
- Who Is That Naked Woman In Dick Cheney’s Sunglasses? Nope. It’s, Uh… His What?!?
- Russian squirrel pack ‘kills dog’
- Cranky Geeks Episode #111 — Now on Cage Match
- $100 a shot for cat poop coffee
- Tax funded Muslim public school Investigated (Update)
- Radivoje Lajic: The man who attracts meteorites
- NYPD to begin testing for steroids
- Pic of the Day
- FUD article of the Day: Nerf gun generates lockdown at Alfred U
- Human Breast Milk Cheese
- Intel plans to tackle cosmic ray threat
- Microsoft Swamps Regulators with Docs.
- Baby with Two Faces Worshipped as Goddess
- What’s Mike Huckabee up to?
- You Can Take Your Guns To Work In Florida — It’s (Almost) The Law
- Passenger dies on British Airways flight. And they lose his luggage.
- Dell Breaks His Laptop, Sends Replacement Full Of Pubes
- Christian groups challenge embryo research
- American Airlines cancels 850 more flights
- Bowing to Religion – Teacher exposes taxpayer funded Muslim public school
- Federal credit card abuse uncovered
- Videotaped Florida Teen Beating Prompts Calls To Block Violent Content
- Italian Justice – Theatre of the Absurd
- Forget The Housing Crisis — Economy Causing A Sag In Boob Jobs And Facelifts
- AWESOME Video For The Most AWESOMEST Product Ever!
- Conan O’Brien stalked by priest!!
- Aussie cops refuse to arrest themselves for pirating DVDs, claim the problem is too “widespread”!
- EU Goes Ahead with Mobile Phone Use on Airlines
- Special license plates shield officials from traffic tickets
- Car makers try to copy green halo of Prius –
- Brazil makes ‘rainforest’ condoms
- Computers Are Waaay Too Complicated For Census Workers. Huh?
- Google, MSN and Yahoo won’t like this. Too bad.
- Will The Eee PC And Other Low-Cost PCs Save Windows XP?
- Under the Sea: A Giant Garbage Heap
- Vulcan Project maps CO2 sources in U.S.
- Microsoft to Initiate a Proxy Fight? Agh.
- Video: Can You Do This With Your Tongue?
- Caption this Photo
- Condoleezza Rice, a heartbeat away?
- Video: So there we were, two rabbits having a nice boxing match when these two chickens….
- School’s Wacky Day gets Fundies undies in a bunch
- Death by blogging!
- Clintons earnings finally released, questions arise
- Last Supper as homoerotic art
- Your ISP May Be Tracking EVERYTHING You Do On The Interwebitubes — Paranoid Yet?
- They’re Still Out To Get You! No, They Are… Using Virtual Reality To Test Paranoia
- Absolut apologizes for Mexican vodka ad
- Coming Soon — Superfast Internet
- Atheist Statistics 2008
- Walking on the Wild Side
- It’s Official! The Push-Up Bra Is The Greatest Fashion Invention Of All Time!
- Electrocuted rat cuts power in Sweden
- Hilarious Look At SciFi Shows We Were Spared
- Charlton Heston Has Died
- Remember When Cartoons Were Like This And Brought You A Glimpse Of The Future?
- Join the Quake-Catcher Network
- No Agenda Podcast For Apr. 5, 2008 – #25Now on Cage Match
- The Clocks Become the Second Hand
- Boring couple sues Google for posting photo of their house
- Apple threatens lawsuit against New York City
- Jeff Goldblum Apple Ad at half speed
- UFO “FLAP” over Washington DC
- Research Database Admins Kowtowed To Bush & Co. Demand To Block Search Term ‘Abortion’
- iPhone owners do everything but talk
- Who Needs Fuel For A Plane When A Hydrogen Battery Will Do?
- Baseball Opening Day Time-LapseCleveland 2007
- Scientists question the health benefits of water
- More Ultra-Slow Motion
- Microsoft Yahoo deal may be off the table?
- An Elephant Paints… Is this Real?
- Let’s go straight from XP to 7
- Former Minn. Governor calls for Revolution
- Will Midwesterners ever learn Geologic Reality?
- Stadium Visitor ordered to Delete Photos
- Priest ‘made £3m from fake exorcisms’
- Census fails at conversion to High-Tech
- World head of motorsport is a “disgrace”
- Microsoft extends the life of XP, again!
- FAA whistleblowers say jobs were threatened
- Seinfeld Just Couldn’t Stop
- Apple passes Wal-Mart – #1 music retailer in US
- How to cut your computer power usage dramatically
- “Bush booed” video yanked from YouTube
- Swiss (likely) to outlaw trade in cat pelts
- Mixing Cow & Human Embryos
- Appendix Removed Through Vagina
- Nerd Alert: Cranky Geeks Show Features Veronica Belmont
- 72-percent in USA are Gamers?
- Book names “Pork Barrel Pigs” of Congress
- Leningrad Cowboys & The Red Army Choir Singing ‘Sweet Home Alabama’ — Nostrovia!
- Survey: Fla. Teens Believe Drinking Bleach Will Prevent HIV
- Cosmetic castration banned
- American high school graduation rates suck!
- Welcome To The George W. Bush Memorial Sewer Plant — Watch Where You Step
- The Milwaukee Brewer’s Miller Park In Legos With Working Retractable Roof
- What The Hell Is Going On With McCain And His Continuing Misstatements?
- How do you know he’s a copper – if he’s naked?
- Microsoft Wins!
- Google: responsible for ‘gang rape’ posting on YouTube
- Live, on Good Mourning TV!
- Creative: Fixing Our Crippled Sound Card Drivers Is “Stealing our Goods”
- Make Money The Nigerian Way — A Library Of Nigerian Interwebitube Scams
- Georgia Third Graders Plot To Attack Teacher
- The Facebook tool which turns your mobile into a snoop
- Toast Appears on portrait of Jesus!
- Diebold leaks results of 2008 election
- BREAKING NEWS!! Candidates Drop Out Over Scandals — You Won’t Believe Who The Next President Will Be!!!
- News on Half-Life 2: Episode 3 – Alix Dies At The End?
- Bush booed at ballgame!
- Dead Man’s Family Sues Over Two-Day Erection
- Here Comes the CHO
- Cell phones ‘more dangerous than smoking’ (yet another study)
March 2008
- Seats behind home plate at the Yankees new stadium cost $500-$2,500 a game!
- Mile-high tower: Saudi prince promises £5bn desert spire
- Cute Obama Ad
- Apple has biggest impact on consumers
- Nomophobia: the fear of being out of mobile phone contact
- Countrywide CEO to get $10M
- “Citizens should be given direct power to select nominees and elect the president”
- Music and movie piracy is funding terrorism
- No evidence that Prince Philip ordered Diana’s killing. WTF?
- Hidden Danger in Florida’s Rivers
- Man arrested over rattlesnake vodka
- Pic of the Day Dept.
- The Bigfoot defense
- The Most Unbelievable 911 Call Ever
- Nutballs file suit to stop CERN accelerator from destroying Earth!
- Close Calls
- Arrested for having sex with picnic table
- DC is home to first “green” stadium in U.S.
- Weekend DIY Dept: Building A Nuclear Bomb — We start at the US Patent Office…
- Banned TV Commercial?
- Secret Video of Hillary’s 1996 Bosnia Visit
- Laugh of the Day Dept.
- No Agenda Podcast For Mar. 29, 2008 – #24Now on Cage Match
- Space Shuttle One, Birds Zero
- Mystery at Sea
- LiveLeak capitulates to death threats and pulls controversial video
- Take a ride on the Foreclosure Express!
- The Amazing Whale Throw(from Hancock)
- Super-slow Slap in the Face
- Top 10 Jackie Chan Stunts
- Is the US living under Corporate Fascism?
- Caption this Photo
- Upset about the Pentagon’s air tanker deal? How about outsourcing – like the R.A.F.?
- Can China Kill Microsoft-Yahoo deal?
- Student’s School Project Freaks Skittish New Yorkers
- Internet Pic of the Day Dept.
- Secret Stasi pornographic films found
- Fingerprint Scanners replacing punch clocks
- Red wine antioxidant kills cancer
- China law could impede Microsoft-Yahoo deal
- Who’s your daddy?
- Man Claims he was Raped by a Wombat then spoke “Australian”
- 11 year old girl dies of treatable diabetes because her wacko parents thought prayer would cure her!
- TSA worried about nipple rings, now?
- Adobe Photoshop Now Online
- Cranky Geeks Episode #109 — Now on Cage Match
- Egg McMuffin inventor dies at 89
- Dvorak Poll: Should Hillary Throw In The Towel? Does She Still Even Have A Towel To Throw In?
- Cops Beat Tibetan Protesters at the United Nations
- Photoshop Express – Web-based and free
- Woman, 19, forced to swim with piranhas at “circus of horrors”!
- The Trials of Big Dog Beta
- Border Patrol lowers standards to get recruits
- Tata acquires Jaguar and Land Rover
- 5000 ft Tall London Super Tower Proposed — 600 People Per Floor, 0.1 Million Total
- Yipee! My Husband Is Pregnant!
- Cripes. Here comes D.B.Cooper, again!
- Take a Ride in a Rocket
- Oliver Stones’ Bush movie set for production
- Orlando Cabbie Bites Woman Over Fare
- Dumb Crook of the Day
- Dumb Daddy of the Day
- Fire causes laptop battery shortage
- Spy-in the-sky drone aims at Miami
- Stuck On A Plane For Hours? Court Says Airlines Not Required To Keep You Alive.
- Brad Pitt: “Cousin Barack, Meet Cousins Hillary and Angelina.”
- Canadian Churches are taking Christ out of Christianity!
- Google, Yahoo and MySpace onboard Together with Standard
- Va. Tech families offered money to stave off lawsuits
- Dolls get breast implants in ‘Miss Bimbo’ game
- US ships nuclear missile parts by mistake
- Apple’s new computer marketshare is up to 14%!!!
- BMW dealer reneges on winning eBay bid
- Houses stolen in “Foreclosure Rescue” scam
- 93-Year-Old man Charged In Florida Sex Sting
- Free support for Vista SP1 installs
- I Wonder What Mario & Homer Would Look Like If They Were Real… AAAAHHH!!!
- Dr. Death Is Running For Congress
- Stupid Error Message of the Day!
- Google’s White Space Proposal
- Gophers notch a win in man-rodent battle
- Oregon man’s property ransacked after Craigslist hoax
- Google at the Crux
- Sirius purchase of XM gets antitrust approval
- Look into my eyes – while I rob you
- Text Messages Bust Detroit Mayor
- Introducing the RechargeIT Blog
- Watch out, you’re being watched
- FDA suspects cantaloupe, salmonella link
- Pilot’s gun discharges on US Airways flight
- European Union to consider Beijing Olympics boycott
- Millions Watch As A Religion Is Challenged On National TV
- Death Toll for Iraq War Reaches 4,000
- The Doctrine of Insufficient Adulation: Why Apple fans are so pissed off all the time!
- Breaking News: Boomerang works in space
- No Agenda Podcast For Mar. 23, 2008 – #22Now on Cage Match
- 197-foot Hockey Shot for GOAL!
- The 2007 YouTube Awards
- Former Symbionese Liberation Army member released then re-arrested?
- Jib-Jab Does Easter
- Deputies nab doughnut-napper
- Cool Physics: How To Make A Stream Of Oil ‘Bounce’
- 8 deaths on Friday cap bloody week in Juárez
- This Post For Adults Only — An Easter Peepshow
- 12 Chairs You May Wish You Had Never Seen
- Ice Fishing For Dummies — Chapter 12: ‘Frozen’ Lakes Don’t Make Good Parking Lots
- A Bevy of Bizarre Beds
- Bring your Daughter to War Day
- Time Magazine’s Top 14 Reasons Hillary Should Quit!
- Make a Wish — Grant a Wish
- Mother Slashes Son’s Throat in Psychiatrist’s Office
- On board the world’s first ‘gigayacht’
- China orders video Web sites to close
- Most online news shows victim and implies she is the perpetrator
- Crackpot Catholics Nailed to Cross Become Tourist Attraction
- Offensive or Not (Logo of the Day)
- Slacker Employees Want Bathroom Breaks Instead Of Urine Bags
- Who succeeds in science and who doesn’t. And why?
- Sony won’t charge $50 to remove bloatware after all. Sort of…
- Morbidly obese woman crushes 2 year old!
- Pin-up of the Day — Cheerleader SeriesNow on Cage Match
- Hazard Pay for Reporter?
- Dumb crooks of the day!
- Will Tom Clancy MMO Go Anywhere?
- Man Steals Taco in Scam, Posts it on YouTube and Gets 30 Days
- Torture Death Shocks Alton Illinois
- Decorating, hiding eggs can pose hazard
- Little old lady suing Sony, Samsung, Nokia and everyone else for infringing on her patents
- All Cop Videos All the Time
- Let us celebrate the Easter ritual
- Two State Dept. employees fired for snooping into Obama’s files – and Clinton + McCain!
- Got RFID Credit Cards? Learn How To Hack Them With $8 In Gear.
- Verizon and AT&T dominate airwaves auction
- Lawyers Argue Over Dead Man’s Fitness To Stand Trial
- Guys, wanna get laid? Go after depressed women!
- Oddly, Bush & Co. Don’t Seem To Want To Stop Fraud By War Contractors Abroad
- FCC in Hot Water?
- Cranky Geeks Episode #108 — Now on Cage Match
- Woman Killed by Stingray that Leaped into Boat
- FBI Posts Fake Hyperlinks, then Raids Homes. WTF?
- Playgirl Casting Call to Eliot Spitzer
- Blueprints for Canadian anti-terrorism HQ found in the rubbish
- Video – Try To Guess The Product Before The End Of The Spot
- Stupid drunk of the day
- Terminal options for the irreversibly ill
- Brits’ Defence Secretary seeks court ban on criticisms from coroners
- The Dumbing Of America: High School Grad Numbers Cooked Like Mob Accountant’s Books
- ER Docs urged to ask young heart patients about cocaine use
- Bid on TV dinner with a holy image
- Fire On Delta 767 Burns Passenger, Forces Landing
- Flash Coming to iPhone After All
- The Test of Tests
- Judge Wants Proper Service In Actor’s Penis, Mousetrap Lawsuit….WTF?
- Anyone out there buying dollar$? Anyone?
- Jon Stewart on the Stock Market — Nails Bush, Cramer, Stearns
- Those stuck with HD-DVD players getting gift cards – if you bought it from Best Buy
- Woman stuck on toilet for two years — Becomes Attached
- Man uses the interwebitubes to build and use a suicide-bot!
- It takes Joe Lieberman to correct McCain about Iran and Al Qaeda
- Just Remember, The Easter Bunny Hates You!
- Naked Man Goes on Rampage
- 8 Cores Coming
- Arthur C. Clarke dies at 90
- Teacher Forced Him To Urinate In Lunchbox in front of Class
- Web Code Locks up iPhones and iPod Touch
- High Noon for the 2nd Amendment?
- Delta reducing workforce by more than 50%
- Florida Speeders Face Vehicle Confiscation, Prison Time
- Who WOULDN’T Want A Jabba The Hutt Bean Bag Chair?
- Appendix removed via mouth
- Tightwads Outnumber Spendthrifts
- Raise Your Hand If You’re A Politician Who’s Never Had An Affair. Anyone?
- BigDog Quadruped Robot In Action – Cool And Creepy At The Same Time
- UK might ban homework because it makes kids unhappy!
- CCTV In Class Spies On Pupils And Teachers In The UK
- Supreme Court to rule on “fleeting expletives” on broadcast TV
- Microsoft Mania
- Ethiopian banks tricked into buying fake gold
- China Blacks Out Tibet News — Kills YouTube Feeds — MSNBC, Baidu, Yahoo Knuckle Under
- Philip K. Dick, Meet George W. Bush
- CNBC’s Cramer blows it Big on Bear Stearns
- Potty school really gets ’em going
- Vista SP1 Consumer Rollout Expected Tomorrow
- Slaves to Tech
- Yeah, Like this Would Work
- Woman sees Virgin Mary in crabapple tree
- Malaysian scientist turns rice husk into high-tech insulator
- No Country for Little Men
- Careful using magenta in your logo. You may be sued by Deutsche Telekom.
- Who Needs Jesus In Toast When You’ve Got An Illinois-Shaped Corn Flake!
- Damn, Should Homeland Security Visit Michael Bay’s House?
- Atlanta tornado pic
- Video – Wave Sweeps Cars In Its Wake
- No Agenda Podcast For Mar. 15, 2008 – #21Now on Cage Match
- Florida Senate passes droopy pants law
- 15 year old girl saves bus full of kids, suspended for not being in class!
- All Hell Breaking Loose in Tibet
- Forensic Experts probe for forgotten Murder Victims at Manson Ranch site
- A Devout Republican’s View Of McCain — It Ain’t Pretty
- The Real Prez Bush Sings!
- British Cops: Put your kids on the DNA List – if you fear they may end up as crooks!
- The Pregnant Ballet
- Senior Moment Saver — Glasses That Remember Where You Put Your Keys, Etc.
- Shockwave Traffic Jams Recreated
- Worldwide Human Skin Color
- Close-up: crew cabin of Endeavor
- Fat cat foiled by tight doggie door in Idaho
- Woman sues airline after passenger ejaculates in her hair
- Pic of the Day from the Department of Redundancy Department
- Bush cancels presidential election
- Cool Glacier Collapse — A Tourist Attraction
- Picture of Helen Keller as a child rediscovered after 120 years
- Sometimes it’s worth having nosey neighbors
- Don’t Judge too Quickly — Five Ameriquest Ads
- Trouble With Your Wii? I Bet You’re A Smoker!
- Wal-Mart pushing Chinese suppliers to go green
- Global Warming Experts Discover The Basic Equations Were “Totally Wrong”
- Chair Flip Trick
- So, IS Vacuuming Your Underpants Standard Practice In Poland?
- CNN covers a story – up close and personal
- My Continued Tribulations with The Dead Computer
- Jet Mistakenly Drops Dummy Bomb in Okla.
- Pic of the Day Dept. — Politically Correct Racism
- Librarian Reports Man Viewing Porn in Her Library — She Gets Fired
- GigaPixel Camera brings vast “improvement” for surveillance
- Here’s the new $3 American coin
- Double Wizard – you will say “Goodbye” to Harry Potter twice
- Is A 20′ Ferrari Limo Still A Ferrari? Ferrari Says No.
- If you can’t trust your cronies…?
- Microsoft Dominates News Today
- Has Bush Completely Lost Touch With Reality?
- Comic Of The Day Dept.
- Cranky Geeks Episode #107 — Now on Cage Match
- Simply The Greatest Commercial You’ve Never Seen!
- Accountant loses $600,000 grape lawsuit
- Spitzer’s bimbo
- How to build a worldwide social network?
- Toshiba lost $1 Billion on HD-DVD
- The F117 — The World’s First Stealth Attack Aircraft — Heads Out To Pasture
- Crackers Bust iPhone Dev Locks
- It’s The Mac’s Turn To Show Off — Making Music From Its Built-In Sounds
- Obama’s Legal Problem Under Article II of the Constitution – Is He Qualified To Be President?
- Woman tries to bring skeleton on plane
- Internet for Pr0n not voting
- Wiki boss accused of editing for donation
- Beauty ad banned after Christian whining
- Have Phun With Physics. No, Really! You Will!
- My, how time flies…
- Mary Ann busted with her friend, Mary Jane
- War against Web tops music biz screw-ups
- The Army’s Crapola, $200 Billion ‘Future Combat System’ Makes MS’ Vista Development Look Good
- Spitzer used best friend’s name as an alias!
- Kid Finds Giant Shark’s Tooth
- Lots of Fishy “Planted” Stories
- 1 in 4 Teen Girls Has Sexual Disease
- Minn. lawmaker wants scent-free schools, apparently has never entered gym locker room
- Why the Iraq War costs $275 million a day
- Immersive Media Video
- Wal-Mart drops Linux computers from store shelves – keeps ’em online
- Pic Of The Day Dept.
- If Celebs Moved to Oklahoma — Hilarious
- 1st e-tagged international container route
- For the love of God, NOOOOOOOO! They’re remaking Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes!!!!
- Marathon world record-holder pulls out of Beijing marathon because of pollution
- Wanna Job? How About Bench Warmer To Prevent The Homeless From Sitting.
- Helping the computer to work in new ways
- Yup. We got it so good here in prison, I’d commit another crime just to get back in.
- Will The Visual Appeal Of The Speedracer Movie Be Enough?
- This Flashlight Hides A Very Nasty Surprise
- New bacteria species contaminates hairspray
- Boy punished for T-shirt with gun image
- Wii Game Flaking Out From Dirty Lens
- China’s New Death Camps — For Cats
- Anti-Darwinist, Anti-Evolutionist, Creation Science, Creationism now All Going to Use “Academic Freedom” as the rationale.
- 11-Year Old suspended after toy gun “shooting.” Charged with Carrying a Concealed Weapon too.
- The Governor of New York – the “Sheriff of Wall Street” – is a big-ticket Whore Monger!
- Kentucky Lawmaker Wants to Make Anonymous Internet Posting Illegal
- Republikan warning about homosexuals
- Drug suspect says he kept body on ice ‘for religious reasons’
- Harvard gym tests Muslim women-only hours
- Want your kiddies to understand germ theory?
- $42 million for what…?
- A vast array of pharmaceuticals are being dumped into the United States’ water supply!
- Ten Must-See Electron Micrograph Images
- Camera that sees through clothes from 80ft away
- Countrywide Said to Be Subject of Federal Criminal Inquiry – Where was Sarbanes-Oxley?
- Clueless Interwebituber of the day!
- Pioneering therapy for ex-jihadists
- ROTFLMAO
- The Best Ultra-Slow Motion Video Yet
- If Robots Made Music
- Air Force Attacking With DMCA Notice To YouTube On Video That Can’t Be Copyrighted
- USDA says it’s none of the Public’s business who ate recalled meat
- Pic of the Day Dept — Old Man Views Pr0n in London Apple Store
- Do you say your prayers or charge your iPod before going to bed?
- Five great auditory illusions
- Let Me In
- Pic of the Day Dept. — Canadian Beer Fridge
- Your Brain On Krispy Kremes
- Really dumb theory of the week
- Pro Golfer Kills Hawk with Golf Shot
- Montana Governor Tells Feds What They Can Do With Their Real ID
- Destruction is good!
- IKEA Commercial Not Aired in the US
- Terrorists will cheer Obama victory – says Republikan congressman
- IPod Era Causing Violence?
- No Agenda Podcast For Mar. 6, 2008 – #20 Now on Cage Match
- Vermont towns vote to arrest Bush and Cheney
- Bomb Goes Off in Times Square (Updated)
- Tijuana faces a decline in tourists – just because of the occasional kidnapping
- Mother Power-washes 2 year old, for temper tantrum
- Court to Parents: You must be a certified teacher to home-school your children!
- Mayor Resigns, Claims Abduction By Satan Worshippers
- One-legged hen set for cancer operation
- Intervention By Bush Administration In Gaza Backfired, Leaving Hamas Stronger Than Ever
- Outsourcing reproduction to India
- Apple ain’t the only one who can keep a secret
- Hillary’s big win Tuesday put her even further behind in delegates!
- Fighting For Our Freedoms: Army Punished Soldier For Being An Atheist
- A Package That Lights Up the Shelf
- The Sandwich Video
- Hubbies who do more housework get more sex!
- Mother Arrested after Son Causes Fatal Accident
- Google to Sync Calendar with Outlook
- School In The UK Replaces Children’s Faces With Smileys
- Cemetery full, mayor tells locals not to die
- Organising a Study Group Through Facebook Could Get You Expelled
- Cranky Geeks Episode #106 — Now on Cage Match
- McCain joins the non-science ranks over autism
- Mexican Military Crossing US Border and Attacking. Homeland Security Does Nothing.
- KBR, top war contractor, skirts US taxes offshore
- India will pay cash for baby girls to stem sex-preference abortions
- US shuts down websites of European travel agent – blacklisted for selling trips to Cuba
- Last 60 Years Of American Warfare Presented As A Food Fight
- How We’ll FINALLY Win The Drug War: Ban Small Baggies!
- Fox hacks have computer envy
- Update: Clinic re-using syringes. 40,000 patients in danger from HIV and Hepatitis!
- Peculiar Coincidence
- Flushing the Big Ditch
- Ask.Com Giving Up on Search
- The iPhone RMA kit (for Dummies)
- Full text of MSFT e-Mail: Microsoft execs on Vista problems
- How to demo a search engine in Germany – NOT
- National Insurance Numbers (NINOs): Format and Security: What to do if you suspect or discover fraud
- The Worlds smallest gun
- Plane makes emergency landing, for tennis practice?
- Hillary’s back in the race
- Let The Voter Fraud Begin!
- Expensive sugar pills “cure” more people than the cheap ones!
- 400 Years Later The Vatican Will Erect A Statue of Galileo Inside Its Walls
- The man behind Dungeons & Dragons
- Van Gogh killer jailed for life — Vows to chop off more heads
- IE8 to be Hyper-standardized
- The Gaza Bombshell: Politics & Power
- Hope In Iraq — Violence Causing The Young To Become Atheists
- Student Suspended for Selling Sandwiches and Challenging Cafeteria
- Vatican to canonise Indian woman
- Prince Harry “Expendable” says ABC news host
- Available soon, Japan’s latest wacky robot
- Author of “Love and Consequences” must now face the consequences
- THQ blames Pirates for studio closure
- Is there a rule that says Telecoms must have a heart of stone?
- Pregnant In Arizona, On Meth And Not Getting Prenatal Care? Get Ready To Be Forced To Get It.
- Today is “D-Day” for Hillary: Win big or drop out!
- Virginia court upholds spammer conviction – barely
- Hydrogen-Powered Morgan
- Muslim protest at Paris book fair
- US bombing Somalia
- Microsoft Vista Hacked with Faux Activation
- NASA captures dynamic Martian avalanche
- How do you feel about digging up dead people – to show how religious you are?
- Germany stops Big Brother law
- Colombia Bombs Terrorist Camp In Ecuador, Venezuela Threatens War With Colombia – WTF?
- 2007 Darwin Awards – the Winner
- Really Rough Attempted Landing
- No Agenda Podcast For Mar. 1, 2008 – #18Now on Cage Match
- Don’t do the crime, if you can’t do the time – on the other hand…
- The Myth Of Media Objectivity
- Want to have women hitting on you? Hang out at an Apple Store.
- Pssst! Want to buy a fake Ferrari?
- There I was, dressed as a tomato, handing out tomatoes wrapped in money when, for some odd reason, a riot started…
- Pic of the Day Dept.
- Teacher warned for feeding children cat food
- The Dumb White Man
- Cannibals Jailed For Eating Dinner Party Friend
- The Coin Toss
- Journalists, publishers, civil libertarians win reversal in Wikileaks.org case
- Funny Impact Wrench Ad
- A desperate Hillary threatens a lawsuit to get a win in Texas!
- Magnetic Pic of the Day
- Bush aide quits after admitting plagiarism
- The Robotic Breast Groper
- Airborne Bacteria Make It Rain Sez New Research
- Beijing Airport’s New Monster Terminal Opens in Record Time. China Then Snubs the Designers
February 2008
- Microsoft Blames Intel for the Vista Ready Fiasco
- Amazing Underground USSR Sub Base Photos
- In Utah, waterboarding used to motivate workers
- Python Explodes after Swallowing Live Gator Whole
- Lucky Soldier Wins $1 Million
- 2nd Cool Pic of the day
- Microsoft says Vista problems were caused by trying to “help out” Intel.
- Pic Of The Day Dept.
- Turkey strives for 21st century form of Islam
- Happy Leap Year Day! Now Let’s Abolish It.
- OK, Who Out There ISN’T In Prison?
- Killer robots pose latest insurgent threat
- UPDATE 2: Deadly Toxin Ricin Found In Las Vegas Hotel
- Cranky Geeks Episode #105 — Now on Cage Match
- One-Third of Mobiles Games Do Not Work
- Blind Irishman Regains Vision when Son’s Tooth is Implanted in his Eye!
- Clinic re-using syringes. 40,000 patients in danger from HIV and Hepatitis!
- Dutch lawmaker says anti-Koran film almost finished
- Dumb crooks of the day!
- Suicide by Duct Tape?
- Is John McCain a “natural-born citizen”?
- “Virtual border fence” ready to be deployed – in another 3 years or so. Maybe.
- Saving daylight? You’re wasting energy!
- Watch Guys Dangle Their Little Things Into Waiting Mouths And Win Millions
- ‘FBI fugitives’ = innocent German couple
- Touch your privates – only in private
- Sicilian Mafia Restoring US links
- NYPD snags $1M in Chinatown fakes — New Buzz-term Evolves
- Maxim magazine caught “reviewing” an unreleased album based on an “educated guess”!
- Microsoft Gets World’s Biggest Fine for Screwing up.
- We’re Still Fighting A War Somewhere, Right?
- Cool (Cold?) Pic Of The Day
- Home-Based Casino Dealt In Nudity, High Stakes
- Summer job up for grabs…
- EU Fines Microsoft Record $1.35 Billion
- Comcast Busted for Hiring “Seat Warmers” to Clog FCC Hearing
- Google to invest in undersea cable to Asia
- Will Canceling Your Newspaper Subscription Help The Environment?
- UN Conference Promotes Eating Insects — Gak!
- Is it time for Hillary to quit?!
- Forget global warming: Welcome to the new Ice Age
- Euro surpasses 1.50-dollar mark for first time
- Ready to pay $4 per gallon at the pump?
- Yahoo to Clone Digg with Product Called Buzz
- Cathay Pacific Pilot Fired for Buzzing Airport
- Cool Pic of the Day
- Not Again — Virgin Mary Pretzel on eBay
- Massive Power Outage hits Florida as Nuke Plant Shuts Down
- A Flexible, Foldable, Stretchable, Self-cleaning Cell Phone?
- iTunes 2nd-largest music store in US
- Google Ads Missing The Point?
- Couple beat child – didn’t get straight A’s
- This Is How Astronauts Do It In Space — The Space Toilet
- A Right-Winger’s Take On Islam — We Should Destroy It
- Used by 40m people, Prozac does not work
- How’s that for airport security?
- Bill Gates Hints About the Future While at University of Waterloo
- Hillary – Obama Race Heats Up — Guy Stabs his Brother-in-law
- The internet generation is jumping from one religious faith to another, or to none at all!
- Alabama station drops broadcast of 60 Minutes expose on political prosecution scandal
- Man killed in shark attack off Miami
- Teens suspended for wearing crucifixes
- Obama Viewed Most Favorably In New CBS News/N.Y. Times Poll
- Taliban wants mobile phones shut down – every night
- Kimchi goes to space
- Scratch $1.2 billion. First B2 crash.
- Hello (I love you)
- No Agenda Podcast For Feb. 23, 2008 – #18Now on Cage Match
- Monkey See, Monkey Freak Out.
- Pic of the Day Dept. — What do you see in this Photo?
- “Windows Vista Capable” – for lawsuit
- “Murder Me Elmo” Doll issues Death Threats
- Uh, Oh! Ralph Nader Is Running For President Again!
- Banksy in New York
- Are Saudi religion cops getting crazier? 57 men arrested for ‘flirting’
- Research Shows Kennedy Was Killed By More Than One Shooter — No, The Other One
- In Search of the God Particle
- The Vagina Monologues?
- Pic of the Day Dept.
- Enzyte maker found guilty of fraud
- “Meat on the Pole, not on the Plate.”
- Another Congressional indictment
- Mr. “Pottymouth” Rogers (censored for work)
- Latest Fad? Bizarre Fake Tans
- The Music Behind the Mac Air Commercial
- EU wants personal details of every traveller. The Brits want to take it even further. And give copies to close friends.
- Being Creative with the Built-in Sounds of Windows XP and 98
- Who Cut the Cheese?
- Disturbing “MySpace Kid” Video Circulating — Curious and Sick Public Reactions
- Will the FAA ban laptop batteries?
- In Morocco, you don’t spoof the Royals
- Mobile Electronic Band
- Researchers Find Way to Steal Encrypted Data — But Cripes, It’s Ridiculous
- Idiot Bimbos Caught On Tape
- Study debunks 70’s ‘global cooling’ myth
- Turkey invades Iraq
- Screw College… get a job that pays big, with no skills whatsoever!
- Will Smith wins Hitler slur apology
- Wisconsin Says Sex With Deer Is Not OK Just Because It’s Dead
- Husband found guilty of murder in ‘letter from grave’ case
- Ugly clothing week in Milan
- Woman Says Rove Asked Her To Take Compromising Pictures Of Alabama Gov. Siegelman
- Big Tough University of Nebraska Wimps Outlaw Nerfball Game Because it “Could turn deadly.”
- Creeps at Catfish Bend Casino Fire Worker for Simple Posting of Dilbert Cartoon. Cartoon Strip Fires Back!
- Microsoft Says it Will Reveal File formats
- Passenger arrested at TIA for attempting to smuggle box cutter on plane
- Phony plaques sent to Police for being ‘corrupt’
- St. Patrick’s Day causing Catholic dilemma
- Stanford University Develops 3D Camera Chip
- Going wireless, parachute included
- Brits Apologize For Aiding US In Rendition Flights
- High-tech warship collides with fishing boat
- “Yes, dear, I’m proud to say it’s really bigger than you thought it would be.”
- McCain Slammed by NY Times for Being a Phony
- Muslim film maker builds bridge between Islam and Christianity, by blaspheming Jesus!
- Israeli MP blames quakes on gays
- Hacker breaks link between iTunes and the iPod
- Is Yahoo Being Ruined by the Microsoft Deal?
- U.S. orders shutdown of Web site specializing in corporate and government leaks
- Obama extends lead over Clinton
- Pic Of The Day Dept.
- FAA investigating sleeping pilots
- Hear Voices In Your Head? Don’t Worry. It May Only Be The Government Torturing You.
- Indian Ocean nations worried about thieves stealing tsunami warning buoys
- Video – Laptop Catches Fire At LAX
- Total lunar eclipse, tonight
- Bush judicial appointee gives cross-dressing a bad name
- Bill Gates back in the Tech News Regarding Yahoo Deal
- Killer fish terrifies Britain
- Mideast telecom cable damage may have been sabotage, no really, we’re serious this time
- 22-year-old Human Smuggler Arrested for 15th Time – WTF?
- Back to Square One: Florida Schools Will Now Teach Evolution Only as Theory, Not Settled Fact
- State Department: Andorra is not in Africa
- Female ref banned from boys’ game
- Patent Suit Could Screw Up Digital TV Switch A Year From Now — And Cost You More
- To the moon, Alice — in a bottle rocket
- Pentagon headquarters for its African Command will – not be in Africa!
- NYC bans sweets for prisoners!
- Video – Do You Hate Windows Vista As Much As These Guys?
- LED lamp lit by gravity
- Financial Woes Force Church To Sell Private Jet
- 3D Tattoo implants go awry
- No Agenda Podcast For Feb. 16, 2008 – #17Now on Cage Match
- Apparent clue to JFK death likely a fake. Oh?
- Three-seat privy gets historic listing
- For the love of God, please commit some crimes!
- President Bush, “you’re a fascist and a liar”
- Sheep In Human Clothing: Scientists Reveal Our Flock Mentality
- Washington Post to Americans: Get off my lawn you videogame playing, YouTube watching Morans!
- Lawyer Sends Cease & Desist Letter To Bully You. You Can’t Blog It Because Letter Is ‘Copyrighted.’
- Another Write a Caption for this Photo.
- Schoolkids’ hamburgers come from a slaughter house that’s recalling 143 million lbs. of beef!
- For People who want to go Incognito —Black Bar Glasses
- Third right foot discovered in Gulf Islands
- Playing God — The cloning issue
- God tells Americans to fear nanotechnology. Or is it all technology?
- Scuba from the comfort of your car
- Your Robot Masters’ Date To Take Over: 2029
- Newark goes 33 days without a murder
- Sex Tech — Massaging High Tech To Produce Simple Pleasures
- Toshiba to give up on HD DVD
- Picture Of The Day — “ILLUSION SERIES” on Cage Match
- Germany stunned by tax evasion probe
- Our Police State
- E-mail scandal sinks Texas prosecutor – he says “it was just the drugs!”
- Va. Schools Pull Book About Penguin With 2 Dads
- UK insanity – ‘£10 licence to smoke’ proposed
- Martial Artfootball — These Guys are Good.
- Welch’s tries ‘Lickable’ Ads
- The Astonishing TRUTH (Hidden By YOUR Government) About Tech Gadgets FINALLY Revealed!!!
- Write a Caption for this Photo.
- Teenage Birth/Abortion Rate Too High? Brits Say, Why Not Sterilize Girls ‘Temporarily’?
- Vancouver sex trade group wins co-op status
- Media Keeps Slamming Xbox with Negative Stories
- Final nail in the coffin? WalMart drops HD-DVD.
- Baby held in locked room at airport dies
- The Depressed “Expert” Video
- City of guns
- Newspapers panic and band together in advertising effort
- Young Sydney elephant’s pregnancy sparks protests – too young for sex!
- Google dissects revenue from cellphones. Astonished at increases from iPhone users.
- Great Moments In Presidential Speeches — or Not
- Unadvisable Science Experiments – Melt Glass Inside A Microwave
- Gambler sues bookies for $4m losses
- A Lot of Weird News Today. Woman sues Best Buy for $54 million.
- Pic of the Day Dept.
- 80-year-old man puts intruder in hospital
- Is our society falling apart altogether? Another university shooting!
- Britain considering Beijing ‘smog-masks’ for Olympic athletes
- Napoleon was not poisoned – at least not any more than everyone else
- Hewlett-Packard settles spy suit
- Pleas for condemned Saudi ‘witch’
- Wrongly accused as 9/11 accomplice – and finally allowed to sue
- White Shark Jumps Into Boat Full Of German Tourists
- A Brief Look At The Computer That Helped With The Lunar Landing
- Just Imagine…
- Comcast Explains How & Why It Won’t Let You Access The Interwebitubes ‘Your Way’
- London At Night Pic Dept.
- The Internet sex auction was great fun. Now, who’s the father?
- Vista install live – The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
- Will FOX Buy Yahoo?
- Unlawful searches now more lawful
- Lost laptop? Sue for millions!
- Hillary’s secret weapons to win the primary: Florida and Michigan!
- New Firefox Displays Odd Bug on Restart
- Parents protest test in English
- Stop, armed police! Put down your MP3 player
- Classic Movies — Spongebob Style
- Three arrested for plot to kill one of the Danish Mohamed cartoonists
- Philips’ Throwable Video Game Display
- How does a cop figure out if someone is a quadriplegic? Tip over his wheelchair!
- Timorous Senate Democrats cave in on Constitutional protections
- WTF? Out-of-Control in Baltimore — Cop vs. Skateboarder
- Apple May Do a Game Boy Device
- Travelers to Europe May Face Fingerprinting
- Ex-Florida Prison Boss tells of Drunken Orgies and Playing Softball for Job Promotions
- Ominous Pic of the Day
- Bonehead Award Dept. – Woman arrested after accidentally depositing meth at ATM
- So, when are my shows coming back?
- London At Night Pic Dept.
- Stores Use Sonic Devices to Chase Kids
- Saudi Arabia bans sale of red roses
- Cyber-squatting pays
- CNN launches website for citizen journalists
- Will ‘Brain Pacemaker’ Allow Alzheimer’s Sufferers To Remember?
- Weird AOL-Yahoo Coincidence
- Artificial sweetners… Your ticket to weight gain
- Microsoft Buys Danger — the Phone Developer.
- Airport searches of laptops, other devices intrusive according to lawsuit
- A dark twist to Email scams
- Female Muslim medics choose religion over hygiene
- No Agenda Podcast For Feb. 10, 2008 – #16 – Now on Cage Match
- Some Japanese profit from Dem primaries
- 3D television ‘a reality within five years’
- London At Night Pic Dept.
- Obama beats Clinton at the Grammys. Wha?
- Trouble in Hillary Paradise: Obama sweeps Saturday. Campaign Manager “Resigns” as Panic Sets In.
- If Waterboarding Isn’t Torture, It Should Be OK If Other Countries Waterboard Americans, Right?
- Creationist museum owner calls belief in evolution racist, says it fosters genocide!
- Bush orders clampdown on flights to US
- Hillary “pimped out” Chelsea, MSNBC reporter apologizes for saying it!
- “Green” robot self-propels through sea
- Heart set on that Valentine’s Day Special Edition Zune? You lose. Or maybe you win!
- Who’s Up For Listening To A Little Musical Condom?
- Nebraska Court bans the electric chair and says “prisoners must not be tortured to death”!
- Is this debut week for the GooglePhone(s)?
- Toledo Mayor boots USMC from city
- Amsterdam’s War on Sex
- Buffett: Bank woes are “poetic justice”
- How not to fight City Hall!
- General Motors to sell used cars on eBay
- Pool Lessons from a Chicken
- Hard Core Criminal Files: 13-Year Old Arrested For Throwing A Pencil In Class
- Half of the men in the UK would give up sex for a 50-inch TV
- Juggling Chainsaws Not Adventurous Enough? Try Swimming On The Edge Of A Waterfall!
- Worth Revisiting – Jordin Sparks’ Rendition of the National Anthem.
- Should journalists who push agendas be treated the same as lobbyists?
- Abandoned Anchor Seems to be Cutting cables on its Own? Yeah, right.
- Yep, Another Random London Pic Dept.
- Doctor Horror captured in Nepal
- Third cousins have the most children
- Boy in 3rd grade wants to return to school dressed as a girl
- Students suspended over ‘Safe Sex’ shirts
- Archbishop says sharia law inevitable in UK
- Monster [Ripoff] Cables
- Barnacles go to great lengths to mate
- Severed undersea cable mystery- explained?
- Saudi cops arrest US woman for sitting with male coworker at Starbucks. US Gov turns a blind eye!
- Man convicted of sending unsolicited penis photo by phone
- Baby found alive in field after tornado- Amazing story of chance survival
- Ted Turner – The Baron of Bison
- Big Mac: The whole world on your plate
- Romney Quits
- Euros now Accepted in NYC. When do we take Pesos?
- In New Mexico, we move at our own pace – or why Super Tuesday results ain’t complete
- “Contaminated” dumplings were probably deliberate poisoning
- Tom Jones Insures His Chest Hair For $7M
- Not So Random London Pic Dept.
- Eat that greasy burger and smoke that cigarette: Fatties and Smokers save us money in healthcare costs!
- Apple FanBoy Pic — Almost Disgusting
- Duke Nukem Forever Coming Out For Sure This Year!
- What to do about those Nasty Germs
- Japanese camera films at 2000 fps
- Mother Caught with Baby not in Seatbelt – but Case of Beer Buckled in Safely
- Unlocked iPhones around the world
- Oregon panhandlers raking in the green
- “I will not be the scapegoat!”
- Super Tuesday Result — Now What?
- India reflects on intolerance
- Wearing Stiletto Heels Can Boost a Woman’s Sex Life! Hooray!
- Random London Pic Dept.
- Torvalds: Different, if better, is worse. Huh?
- Tired of screwing customers, RIAA wants to screw songwriters. Apple, Yahoo and Napster want to screw them even more!
- Proposal would ban sale of imported flags
- Today is National Pancake Day
- Online petition asks Wikipedia to remove pictures of Muhammad
- China beats EU in Africa
- Is Obama a Mac and Clinton a PC?
- The CIA operation that should have prevented the Iraq war
- Hillary Won’t Sign Agreement To Restore & Preserve Rights Being Stripped By Bush & Co.
- Random London Pic Dept.
- Wireless phone headsets insecure
- A Chair That Does The Hula To Get You Fit
- Beating Microsoft-Yahoo to Death
- No Agenda Podcast For Feb. 3, 2008 – Episode #15 – on Cage Match
- Sell your stuff on eBay, go to jail!
- An Idea Whose Time Has Come
- NewsCorp and Apple to bid for Yahoo?
- Nostalgiac for the days when an attendant gassed up your car?
- Conspiracy theories emerge after 3rd internet cable cut – Updated
- Obesity Bill has Fat Chance
- 1/4 of Brits Think Their History Is Myth And Fictional Characters Real
- Are the watchers being watched?
- Porn-free “kosher phone” service
- Stephen Fry And Christopher Hitchens Debating Blasphemy
- Your Very Own Portable Helicopter
- Ex-Holloway suspect admits role in video
- Predictive driver risk management systems – What’s that sound like to you?
- February sunrise
- 50 years ago: Nuclear Bomb dropped a few miles from Savannah, Ga.
- Virginia Beach police seize photos from Abercrombie store
- “BlackBerry blackouts” in Canada
- London Underground Thriller
- The Full Nicotine, ‘Snack-Size’ Cigarette For Quick Smoking Outdoors
- Montezuma Castle, AZ — 600 Year Old Dwelling Built Into A Vertical Cliff
- Think Gov’t. Sponsored Healthcare is a Good Idea?
- Investigators identify pork plant disease
- Palm Beach Teenage Girl Creeps Steal from Nine-Year-Old Girl Scout
- Dvorak Sez: Microsoft-Yahoo deal will never happen. Huh? It Just Did. No?
- Change – Same Old Song
- Mexico demands Border Patrol agents stop using tear gas to protect themselves
- The Navy’s 10 Megajoule Rail Gun
- Pic of the Day Dept.
- How to Handle Fire
- I’m Hillary’s girl! Crackpot Coulter Declares for Hillary if McCain Wins.
- Should you buy a “Lolita” bed for your six-year-old daughter?
- Security vs. Privacy — We’ve Been Lied Into Thinking We Can Only Have One
- ATI Dual-Core tech puts pr0n directly on the GPU!
- Company shuts down cell phone directory
- The Sound Effects Show
- Sexual Dysfunction in Japan Apparently Worsening
- Bin Laden: Goal is to bankrupt U.S. – Says it’s Easy
- Cranky Geeks Vidcast For Jan. 30, 2008 – Episode #101 – On Cage Match
- Rupert Murdoch Strikes Again? MySpace Deletes The Atheist And Agnostic Group
- DNA leads police to salami-loving thief
- Berkeley City Council tells US Marine Corps to get lost
- Ireland rids itself of a plastic nuisance
- Pearl Harbor Ships Were Really Rainbow Colored
- Westboro Baptist Church Hopes Girl Dies To Prove God Hates Reno
- Pentagon not ready for a domestic attack
- Microsoft offers $44.6 Billion for Yahoo
- Talking CCTV cameras tell off yobs
- Hillary — While on Wal-Mart Board of Directors — Remained Silent As Wal-Mart Fought Unions
January 2008
- Interview with Robert Scoble Regarding Davos
- Celebrities get the TLC, don’t they?
- Blue-eyed humans: you’re all mutants!
- ‘Family Friendly’ Movies Were Front For Pr0n Biz — Owners Arrested For Underage Sex
- Cripes! Ralph Nader is back to save us, again.
- On Vending Machine Row: Soda, Candy, Marijuana, Coffee…
- Toddlers Make The Best Data Miners As They Learn New Words
- For the mature woman who has everything: a boy toy
- Microsoft Points Finger at IBM
- Co-Pilot on London flight “invokes God”, forces emergency landing
- Woman given diseased body tissue stolen from corpse
- FEMA accused of twisting science in report on formaldehyde trailer danger
- More sub-prime investigative hindsight
- Perkel Accepts Dvorak bet on Hillary winning — Dvorak Responds
- EU Court delivers a blow to record companies on internet piracy
- Young’uns Not Happy With Decrepit Ancients (ie, anyone over 30) Using ‘Their’ Tech
- The Economy Is Saved! Wal-Mart Is Slashing Prices To Keep Shoppers Spending Our Way Out Of Recession!
- Bizarre Food of the Week: Cheeseburger in a Can!
- Using French Fries To Paint A Portrait. A New Kind Of Oil Painting?
- Britain’s spy HQ nearly flooded out in 2007
- Dvorak Challenges Perkel (Posted below) to “Gentleman’s” Wager
- Hillary Clinton wins Florida!
- Pets also victims of Mortgage Crisis
- Windows 7 Stories All Turn Out to Be Bogus
- Cop being investigated because his MySpace “friend” linked to porn! School that linked directly to porn is exonerated!
- A quarter of Apple iPhones unlocked
- Amazing Pictures Of White Sharks Hunting Seals
- City Battles Giant Blob
- U2 manager says ISP’s must disconnect file sharers – hand over revenue!
- Think Your Home Theater Setup Is Way Cool? Guess Again. Check Out These!
- Pope warns against “seductive” science
- Panorama of A380 Cockpit
- Should Clinical Drug Trials Be Done In 3rd World Countries That Don’t Have Our Safety Controls?
- Where’s the rest of my mouse?
- Amazon Announcing Plans for DRM-free Catalog Internationally.
- NYC moves to restrict private ownership of Geiger counters! That’ll make us safer?!
- Resolution-enhancement from the CIA
- No Agenda Podcast For Jan. 27, 2008Episode #14
- How’s it going? Oh, can’t complain…in Singapore
- What If Google Maps Teamed Up With Homeland Security — To Make Us Safer, Of Course
- The Billary Road to Republican Victory
- 15,000,000,000,000 bits per second!
- Cops — Star Wars Style
- If The U.S. Public Wrote The State of the Union Speech, Would It Match Bush’s?
- US spymasters offer joint assault on Al Qaeda – Musharraf says, “Nope!”
- Dvorak’s Homepage Contest
- craigslist.com advert – Wanted: Someone to kill my boyfriend’s wife
- Number of young people found hanged in ‘suicide cult town’ rises to 13
- Double amputee walks with Bluetooth legs
- Turnout for South Carolina primaries: Republicans down over 20% Democrats up 90%
- FDA orders drug companies to start studying suicide risk during trials. Wha? When?
- Guy Writes Software that turns iPhone into a Guitar!?
- Dead spy satellite falling from orbit – could hit Earth in late February or March
- The Business of Death
- Cool Time-lapse Videos
- Australian girl changes blood group, immune system, after transplant
- Spanish driver sues dead cyclist for damage
- January 30th is International Delete Your Myspace Account Day
- Windows Genuine Advantage Fails Again
- Charter Communications Accidentally Deletes 14,000 Active E-mail Accounts
- Virus Writer Arrested in Japan for, uh, Copyright Violation
- Plastic bags still rule in the U.S.
- Judge wants explanation in CIA tape case
- Be careful in Canada, Australians warned
- Record on government – any government – rebuilding New Orleans’ firehouses: 0 – 22
- Gmail Has Been Declared Illegal In Europe. AdSense Is The Culprit
- Evil Dwarves zipped in suitcases steal from Swedes
- Playing God – or FSM – creating artificial life
- The history of the music industry and why it never stood a chance against the internet
- Couple protests jet noise with rooftop sign
- Microsoft Banking over $1.5 Billion a MONTH!
- Bonehead Dept. – Albertsons Store gives away Pill Bottles with Candy Inside
- Fund to secure the world against WMD’s from the Soviet Union ends up as just more pork
- One practical way to improve the state of the world: turn G8 into G14
- Beware: Dirty Hotel Secrets
- French bank sets new record for fraud!
- Pre-emptive nuclear strike a key option, Nato told. Target Afghanistan, NOT Iran.
- Student sentenced to death for blasphemy
- Playing the War Card – 935 lies leading to the Invasion of Iraq
- US cities to charge out-of-towners for police services
- Video – Crazy Japanese Game Show
- Lots of News with Information Missing
- The Flight of the Paper Airplane – Cutting Edge Littering
- Toyota cars to monitor driver’s eyes for safety
- Drive-by pharming! Wha? Where?
- Three Little Pigs Story deemed ‘too offensive’ to Muslims
- Kids creeped out by their parents – and grandparents – showing up at Facebook
- NASA Photo Shows Humanoid Figure on Mars
- Hilarious Tom Cruise Parody
- UFO mystery over Texas
- Forget the war! Forget the election! Hydrox cookies have been dead for 5 years and hardly anyone noticed!
- A veggie peddler takes on the EU
- The Italian Job – Swedish style
- Blu-Ray Looking More and More Like the Winner.
- Bus driver refuses ride to Goth and “pet”. No Dogs allowed!
- Haggis ban an offal burden?
- CNN readers angry over ‘race or gender’ story
- Depressing Movie About Credit, Credit Card Companies, Crooked US Banks, and the Economy
- Fed alert is panic alert
- ‘Google Man’ Recalls Nearly Everything
- Oliver Stone plans to make a “fair and balanced” movie about George W. Bush
- Canadian lawyer and Senator under investigation for overbilling – big time!
- Abu Dhabi to invest $15 billion in green energy before the oil runs out
- Bill Clinton has a “dream” honoring MLK
- Fun with Video – Another Ordinary Day
- A Young Blonde Icelandic Woman Tourist Held as Possible Terrorist by DHS
- 75-Year Old Grandmother Arrested, handcuffed, fingerprinted and booked in Florida for Not Pulling Car Forward at McDonald’s
- Amazing Giants-Packers Premonition from Years Ago In Eddie Murphy Movie
- Boutiques replace brothels in red-light area of Amsterdam
- Nader to decide soon on possible presidential run
- The breadth of MLK’s heritage
- Burglar picks home of 53-year-old who’s a marathon runner – and has a Black Belt
- Hybrid school buses hit the road for testing
- Iraq and Afghanistan Creating A New Generation Of Homeless Vets
- Inside a Female Circumcision Ceremony – SFW
- Video – Another Darwin Award Contestant – SFW
- “We are holding Jesus ransom until you clean up the poopie from your wieners”
- Canada removes U.S., Israel from torture watchlist – Update
- In London, cabbies as viral marketers
- Is the US bankrupt?
- Ford Canada starts the New Year – with a really dumb ad
- 25% of donations to these charities for vets – make it to the vets!
- Liability insurance for spooks
- Hackers — Out: DoS Attacks, In: Extortion
- Should The Government Spend $140bn To Stimulate The Economy?
- Should we be afraid of the big bad Hillary?
- No Agenda Podcast With John C. Dvorak and Adam Curry Available On Cage Match
- Transparent toaster invented
- Saudi Top Executioner Talks About Killing In The Name Of Allah
- Mayor Suggests Lowering Standards for Police Officers
- Brits working really hard to take the lead in screwing up data security
- LANL Scientist makes radio waves travel faster than light
- Oregon MILF Mayor in trouble for posing in her underwear!
- Obsolete U.S. infrastructure is an opportunity
- Spanish for your Nanny.
- Contact lens for bionic vision
- Cyberlaw attorney trademarks the word “cyberlaw,” so don’t say cyberlaw anymore, OK! (Cyberlaw, cyberlaw, cyberlaw!!!)
- Chinese Family Board Game
- Is American VoIP A Foreign Terrorist’s Best Friend?
- The Day Secret Service Agents Became Criminals
- Sensitive crook of the day
- Windows 7 Coming in 2009? Already?
- 10 Things You Did Not Know You Could Buy On Amazon.Com
- Canadian students getting paid not to smoke
- Bobby Fischer has died
- PETA Headstone Contains Anti-KFC Secret Recipe
- An Essay On Decency, By Robert Heinlein
- “Honey? The test shows you’re banging the mailman. Can you get a roll of stamps next time?”
- Video – Macbook Air Parody
- Creationist auctioning mastodon skull
- Hospital Checklist — Update
- Kirk Sings? Bah! We Want Spock!
- Is AT&T Really Going To Examine Everything Going Over Its Networks For IP Violations?
- Lose the clowns. Please!
- Is Facebook an Intelligence Agency Front?
- A look at MacWorld Expo
- Dumb crooks of the day
- Should the government have to pay for home, um…. virtual schooling?
- Scrabulous: Cease and Desist!
- Willian Shatner ‘Sings’ Elton John’s ‘Rocketman’. Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid
- Former lawmaker charged in terrorism case
- The Army’s Middle-Management Crisis
- Canada Puts The US On Its Torture Watch List
- Your Dog: “Bark, bark. Bark bark…. Bark.” Your Computer: “Really? I didn’t know that.”
- Muslim high school track star disqualified for wearing a “noncompliant” uniform
- Swedes use warm bodies to heat train station
- Sun Buys MySQL — I Think It’s a Disaster
- Family continues Oregon-bound roadtrip with dead grandma in RV
- Having a midlife crisis – or are you a ‘jerk who’s having a meltdown’?
- Microsoft seeks patent for Borg software
- The Dumb Man
- “Outlaw Rubber Truck Testicles? Over My Dead Body, Virginia!”
- This Is Your Brain. This Is Tom Cruise’s Brain On Scientology. Got It?
- Stupid Criminal of the Week: Girl gives name and address to girl scout, then robs girl scout. A quick arrest ensues!
- FDA says cloned meat and milk safe – again
- Play The Ridiculously Cool Game Of Bloxorz
- Hearts beat anew
- Britain Catalogs Biometric, Iris, Etc. Data On It’s Citizens — FBI Now Wants “Instant Access”
- “Patience” is the title of this photo
- The Gratitude Campaign
- Photographer Shoots America’s Best-Kept Secrets
- The Airline Passenger Bill Of Rights
- Will a higher priced wine necessarily taste better?
- Japan’s schoolkids obsessed with cellphones
- G.M. buys stake in ethanol made from waste
- Guns On Street Leads To Cops Doing Warrantless Raids Leads To Kids Stocking Up On Guns Leads To…
- French cabinet ministers look for a 2nd job
- Is “The University of Google” Making Us Stoopid?
- Ford Declares Mustang Club’s Calendar Illegal — You Won’t Believe Why
- Pic Of The Day Dept.
- Bet You Didn’t Know This Is How A Sewing Machine Works
- Group of ‘Morans’ Helps with Overturned Car
- Bill Gates Retirement Video
- California wants to control home thermostats
- Australia to test cars that won’t let you speed!
- Leaving CES Video
- FBI wiretap cut off for unpaid bill – Part 2
- The Heavens Afire
- Selling The Politics Of Terror
- Bank robber dresses up as a Brinks driver, clueless bank employees give him over $850,000!
- China blogger beaten to death
- Shown at CES — The Fujitsu “Corn” Computer. Actually made from Corn!
- Court bars government’s probes of scientists – who have no access to classified info
- Obesity now a ‘lifestyle’ choice for Americans, expert says
- Man absorbs 14 Thousand volt shocker on Top of Metro-North Train
- Holy sand, eh?
- Sub-prime supremo to be given $40 million to go away and “have some fun”
- You’ll Find This Hard To Believe, But O.J. Is In Trouble Again
- Condom Ad you won’t see on U.S. TV.
- DRMed music is dead! Sony BMG to release its entire catalog on Amazon!
- Got A Current Gen, Non-PS3, Blu-ray Player? You’re Screwed And You Should Have Known Better.
- African Pole Dancer with Annoying Whistle
- Man Mails Severed Cow Head to Wife’s Lover — She Takes Him Back!
- Gizmodo Guys Pull Prank at CES
- The Quickest Way to Severe Weight Loss? Excessive Sugarless Candy!
- Watch Where You Point That Thing Spider-man!!
- Mom Charged in ‘Possessed’ Girls’ Deaths
- Tony Blair’s retirement, American-style
- Designer of OLPC starts her own company
- Britain stops wavering over nuclear power
- US Health Care Ranked Last Of 19 Industrialized Nations In Study
- Preschoolers Being Expelled Is A Big Problem. Really? Preschoolers?
- FBI wiretap cut off for unpaid bill
- One More Show About Flat panel TV
- Cows dying from stray voltage, farmers say
- Ron Paul’s Reply To The Newsletter Issue
- Is Ron Paul A Racist, Homophobic, Conspiracy Nut Wolf In Libertarian Sheeps Clothing?
- Voodoo a cure for bird flu
- What are you doing here? – man asks hooker – who turns out to be his wife
- PSA Pic of the Day
- Amazon Has Published A Review Of The Book ‘The Tales Of Beedle The Bard’ from J. K. Rowling
- Your Pictorial Guide To Stealing An Election, Diebold Style
- $2,500 car brings transport to India’s masses
- Smart power usage could save $120 billion
- Have They Found A Simple Way To Stop Alzheimer’s Symptoms?
- The ‘Woodstock’ Farm Is For Sale
- Video – John Stewart Pitches In On The New Hampshire Primary Results
- Will the Xbox 360 support Blu-ray?!
- Creating a Realistic Illusion of Depth and Space using the Wii for Head-tracking
- Dumb crooks of the day
- Pic Of The Day Dept.
- Thieves Steal Bridge In Russia
- Recession in the US has arrived
- “I can’t figure out how to use this.”
- Your Inner Fish: A Journey Through the 3.5-Billion-Year History of the Human Body
- Placebos Given To Shut Up Patients
- Flat Panel TV’s at CES
- Video – Explaining The Financial Market And The Sub-prime Situation
- She who laughs last, laughs best!
- Maternity leave for High School girls?
- Another “2007’s Best Photos”
- BTW – here comes the next sunspot cycle!
- These guys are hustlers?
- Pastor pushes Microsoft stock to fight its gay rights efforts
- DHS to fit airliners with laser beam defences
- “Don’t tase me, bro” – to the Sound of Music
- Electric sand – and understanding climate
- Should The Government Be Able To Inspect Your Hard Drive At Will?
- CNBC and The New York Times will merge online content
- What The Hell Is Roger Clemens Doing?
- Xerox unveils a new logo
- Now the Toolbar Will Not Go Away
- Iran speedboats ‘threatened suicide attack on US’ in Strait of Hormuz
- Sony screws us again, this time it’s MP3s!
- Creative counterfeit sex pills
- U.S. prison grows beyond capacity – and beyond the law – in Afghanistan
- GM offering driverless cars within 10 years. Wait! Hold it! I have to get my rubber boots!
- Tourists shying away from Mexican Beaches
- Bruce Lee Baby
- Al Qaeda American renounces citizenship
- The QE2’s Last Voyage
- Internet Gambling Ban Is Costing Us Billions
- Aggressive Marketing Tactics Are Being Used In The U.K. To Pressure People Into Cosmetic Surgery
- Pic Of The Day Dept.
- British nukes were protected by bike locks. Cripes!
- Video of Falling Ice Chunks by Darwin Award Wannabes
- Disney Restaurant says No to Small Children!
- Sears puts customers’ buying history online
- What Good-Looking People Think about being Good-Looking.
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- Whatever Happened To… A.C. Gilbert Science & Engineering Sets?
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- Motorist busted for 10 mph on motorway
- Intel walks away from OLPC
- The longest-serving, wrongly-convicted, inmate in Texas to be freed by DNA evidence – so far!
- Help Wanted — Manure Sniffer — $30
- Is Al Gore’s Nobel Unwarranted? Are We Headed For Global Cooling?
- Hillary takes second in Iowa, not third!
- Evangelicals and first-timers play important role in Iowa vote
- CES is Coming, Run!
- 71 Y.O. Woman with Blackjack Arrested at Airport
- Fat Vegetables Given Right of Way in UK?
- Another Darwin Wannabe
- Prayer prevented terrorist disaster in the US in 2007. Phew – lucky us!
- Netflix to bring movies straight to TV
- Picture of the Day: Exploding Nanowires
- U.S. Companies Aiding China To Increase Its Surveillance Capabilities
- Same-Sex Divorce challenges legal system
- Abu Dhabi financing translation of a broad array of books
- The Long, Long List Of Bush Admin Folks Who Were Indicted, Convicted or Pled Guilty
- Gay Muslims party in Berlin, nervously
- Nintendo DS Games to Run on the Wii
- Zoo guard ignored plea for help: Update
- Arizona will enforce immigration sanctions law
- How to make a perfect wild game casserole: just add roadkill
- Think You’re Tough? Tougher Than A Woman Who Did C-Section On Herself?
- Bhutan’s first national election
- Malaysian health minister resigns over sex video – starring himself!
- FBI reheats search for skyjacker D.B. Cooper. Cripes! They have nothing else to do?
- Has The Ability Of The Military To Find ‘New’ Troops Bottomed Out?
- The Cost Of A Long Life
- National Geographic’s Top 10 Pictures From 2007
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- 2008 The Year We All Go Green — Let’s Revisit the Prius vs Hummer Debate
- Men making gun tattoo shoot selves
- Family Sees Virgin Mary On Living Room Wall
- Space Pic of the day
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- Nintendo hits 2 for 2
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- Britain Has Ended The ‘War on Terror’ — Will US Follow?