2009

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December 2009

1. 31 DecNo Agenda — Obama vs C.I.A.
2. 31 DecMotorcycle of the Day
3. 31 DecTSA agents threaten bloggers posting new screening directive
4. 31 DecHow Many Humans Have Ever Lived?
5. 31 DecAn Israeli Asks The Taboo Question About The Palestinians
6. 31 DecIran : Revolution or Compromise?
7. 30 DecNever a Year like 2009 – Jib Jab
8. 30 DecBarney Frank’s Financial Bill Guarantees $4 Trillion to Banks in Next Crisis
9. 30 DecDH Unplugged 46 — In Mexico!
10. 30 DecMellow Out, Dudes! Time For Anti-Energy, “Weed in a Bottle”
11. 30 DecBritish 3 Strikes Anti-Piracy Law May Cost Taxpayers $1 Billion
12. 30 DecFrench “Supreme Court” Says No to Carbon Tax
13. 30 DecIranian Military Runs Over Protesters with Cars (VIDEO)
14. 29 DecFirst 3D Television Channel to Launch in the U.S. in 2010
15. 29 Dec“Oh my God! It’s Jesus on a Banana!’’
16. 29 DecVirtual Panhandling in London
17. 29 DecBattlestar Rhapsody
18. 29 DecIs Free TV on the Ropes?
19. 29 DecThink You’re Tough Enough To Survive This Training?
20. 29 DecPicture of the Day — the Crotchbomber’s Underwear
21. 29 DecBen Stein: If You’re Against Occupying the Middle East, You’re Anti-Semitic
22. 29 DecAT&T’s Mysterious ‘No iPhone for You’ New Yorkers, Situation
23. 28 DecIran Protesters Flip a Cop Car (VIDEO)
24. 28 DecTSA Wants Every Passenger to Wear an “Electronic ID Bracelet” that can Tase You
25. 28 DecQuote of the Day, Revised
26. 28 DecBaucus Gives Speech Drunk on Senate Floor
27. 28 DecYemen: the Detroit Bomber Scapegoat
28. 28 DecWalmart Sued For Sick Bathroom Surveillance of Customers and Employees
29. 28 DecCranky Geeks — Episode #198
30. 27 Dec10-Year Old Girl Accused of “Drug Dealing” Peppermint Oil. Suspended!
31. 27 DecNo Agenda — Yemen and the Nigerian Crotch Bomber
32. 27 DecKindle is Most Gifted Amazon Item, Ever
33. 27 DecQuote of the Day
34. 27 DecThe Iran Revolution — All Hell Breaking Loose
35. 27 DecExtremely drug-resistant (XXDR) TB Hits USA Shores!
36. 27 DecPicture Of The Day — How Low Can You Go?
37. 27 DecNigerian “Crotch Bomber” Induces Further Flight Restrictions
38. 26 DecMexican Officials Now Saying Legalize Drugs To Stop Cartels
39. 26 DecDutch filmmaker identified as Flight 253 Hero
40. 26 DecNo Agenda — Health Care Doublecross
41. 26 DecDvorak Poll: What Should Be Done About The Expiring ‘Temporary’ Bush Tax Cuts?
42. 26 DecWould You Allow your Insurance Company to Monitor You to Get a Discount?
43. 26 DecIt’s a Christmas Miracle!!!… Man Lifts Car Off of Pinned Child
44. 25 DecAttempted bombing on Delta flight from Amsterdam to Detroit
45. 25 DecA Little Christmas Music
46. 25 DecAuschwitz Sign Stolen to Fund Nazi Terrorists
47. 25 DecMerry Christmas!
48. 24 DecPope Unhurt After Being Knocked Down by Woman at Mass
49. 24 DecApple Stockholders get Record High for Christmas
50. 24 DecLos Alamos Researchers Accidentally Blow Up Building with Cannon
51. 24 DecMadoff Beaten in Prison
52. 24 DecHarry Reid votes no on health bill… for half a second
53. 24 DecThe Smoking Gun’s Mugshots Of The Year
54. 24 DecOne Analyst’s View Of The Economy’s Future Ain’t Lookin’ Too Good
55. 24 DecPitching Harry Potter To A Publisher
56. 24 DecHappy Holidays to DU readers
57. 24 DecGoogle, if you really want to be open, open-source your search engine!
58. 24 DecBalloon boy parents get jail time
59. 24 DecVicarious Thrill
60. 24 DeciPad Appears to be a Sure Thing
61. 23 DecUpdated : Was the Berlusconi Attack Faked?
62. 23 DecBusinessWeek Tech Predictions for 2010
63. 23 DecJailbreak Fugitive Updates Facebook Page
64. 23 DecBest Man Wires Newlywed’s Bed To Tweet When They…
65. 23 DecOnly One Shopping Day Left to get your Wife a Japanese Snuggy
66. 23 DecSo, Your Still Camera Also Shoots Video? Ha! Not Like The Canon 1D Mark IV!
67. 23 DecPachauri: they’ve got it in for me!
68. 23 Dec“What if climate change is a big hoax…”
69. 23 DecWhy We’re Unlikely To “Win” In Afghanistan
70. 23 DecBelief In Ghosts, Astrology, Reincarnation Is Strong
71. 23 DecDH Unplugged 45 — Some things Are Making No Sense. Market, Bernanke, None of it.
72. 23 DecHealth bill says IRS can’t enforce penalty taxes
73. 23 DecSen. Dodd gets $100 million hospital for his state in health bill
74. 23 DeciPhone Fairest of them All
75. 23 DecHeavy Handed San Jose Cops to get Cop Cam
76. 22 DecPushing Global Governance and Global Warming to Kids
77. 22 DecHP Camera Tracking Software Doesn’t Work on Black Faces
78. 22 DecRussian Cyber Gang Suspected of Stealing Tens of Millions from Citibank; Bank Denies Breach
79. 22 DecHead of IPCC Poised to Make $Billions$
80. 22 DecAT&T – False Advertising?
81. 22 DecSen. Feinstein — Green Only When Convenient
82. 22 DecTARP Funded Banks Making Millions By Paying It Back
83. 22 DecJack Bauer Interrogates Santa
84. 22 DecVerizon Fees Outrageous
85. 22 DecRudolf The Red Nosed Predator
86. 22 DecUse Cocaine, Get High and Get De-Wormed too!
87. 21 DecHorrors! Guinness Factory on Fire!
88. 21 DecIntel Launches Redesigned Atom Chip for Netbooks
89. 21 DecCell Phone Cancer Warnings for the State of Maine?
90. 21 DecPsycho Attorney Bites Off Man’s Nose
91. 21 DecVideo – Why Do Muslims Hate Americans?
92. 21 DecForbes: only 52% of scientists believe in anthropogenic global warming
93. 21 DecDipshit DC Cops Pull Guns on Snowball Fight
94. 21 DecHow the War on Terror delivered Somalia to al-Qaeda
95. 21 DecSenate health care test vote: 1 a.m.
96. 21 DecChavez launches national police
97. 21 DecStill Christmas Shopping For A Gamer? How About A Diamond & Gold Wii?
98. 21 DecNo Agenda — USA Attacks Yemen
99. 20 DecMore on Obama’s Big Sellout
100. 20 DecMy Body, My Choice: Not in the US Army!
101. 20 DecDvorak Poll: Should Abortion Be Covered In Health Care Legislation?
102. 20 DecAl Franken’s Rape Amendment — How It Will Work
103. 20 DecHow did Google know when the stock market bottom would occur?
104. 19 Dec1-800-FLOWERS Check Scam – DON’T CASH IT!
105. 19 DecJesse Ventura’s new show: Conspiracy Theory
106. 19 DecSuper Sperm Donor Father of 400
107. 19 DecPalin Redacts McCain
108. 19 DecHarnessing Cow Farts To Save The Planet
109. 19 DecRussian scientists study squirrels for cryogenic secrets
110. 19 Dec‘Green’ vibrators promise sustainable pleasure
111. 19 DecThe Happiest U.S. States
112. 19 DecMSNBC host slams idiotic Congresswoman over health care
113. 19 DecGeek of the day
114. 19 DecNo agreement comes out of Copenhagen
115. 18 DecTwitter Hacked, Defaced By “Iranian Cyber Army”
116. 18 DecPic of the Day Dept. — Lazy Neighbor
117. 18 DecWaterworld Exists!
118. 18 DecPelosi: Jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs (again!)
119. 18 DecGiant Pyramid UFO ‘Hovers Over Moscow’
120. 18 DecFlying Saucers Attack Chile!
121. 18 DecDid Iran just invade Iraq?
122. 18 DecEasily Disgusted? You’re A Conservative!
123. 18 DecCopenhagen Conference Was Designed As A Scam — Well, Duh!
124. 18 DecDo Restaurants Serve Anything Without Bacon Anymore?
125. 18 DecNo Agenda Show. Epic Fail & The Democratic Industrial Complex
126. 18 DecUnintendend Consequences Dept. LED traffic lights don’t melt snow, do cause accidents
127. 17 DecMad Scientists Ponder adding Lithium to the Water Supply…
128. 17 DecNew Google Chrome Internet Ad
129. 17 Dec3.5 Magnitude Earthquake Rattles Nebraska
130. 17 DecCloud Fails Again
131. 17 DecHeresy of the Day
132. 17 DecPolice say 2 dogs fed on Nebraska owner’s body
133. 17 DecHow the government “competes”
134. 17 DecIraqi insurgents are hacking U.S. drones
135. 17 DecCranky Geeks — Episode #197
136. 17 DecChavez Blames AGW on Capitalism – Receives Standing Ovation
137. 17 DecEleven Browsers on Desktop
138. 17 DecSanta is a Fat Bastard who Promotes Drunk Driving sez Aussie Academic
139. 16 DecThe truth is out… Hitler is behind Global Warming!
140. 16 DecFTC Sues Intel over ‘Anticompetitive Tactics’
141. 16 DecWine tastes better in blue or red lit rooms
142. 16 DecEU Resolves Microsoft IE Antitrust Case
143. 16 DecThe Thinking Computer Circa 1993
144. 16 DecPeople Freezing Outside Global Warming Conference
145. 16 DecTime’s person of the year? Ben Bernanke
146. 16 DecSending More Troops To Afghanistan Unpopular? Send Highly Paid Contractors Instead!
147. 16 DecDH-Unplugged. Google Phone vs. iPhone! And MORE!
148. 16 DecBiden hosts copyright discussion with FBI, Secret Service and Big Content
149. 16 DecAnother inconvenient question to Al Gore
150. 16 DecNoisy Sex Woman
151. 16 DecTeens Sexting Like Crazy
152. 15 Dec800,000 swine flu shots recalled; gov’t says they “were not strong enough”
153. 15 DecFederal workers owe more than $3 billion in income taxes
154. 15 DecThe Future of Mercedes-Benz Revealed
155. 15 DecLecture on Global Warming. It’s the Sun.
156. 15 DecHappy Bill of Rights Day!
157. 15 DecNeed A Vacation? How About Staying In A Nazi POW Camp Simulation — $3500
158. 15 DecIf Volcano Blows, What Will Happen To The World’s Carbon Footprint?
159. 15 DecInternet Censorship Plan Approved In Australia. Sites to Be Blocked.
160. 15 DecNo Agenda Show. The Science is In. Part Two
161. 15 DecEU Mocks Intel
162. 14 DecThwarting Cops From Using Microsoft’s Forensic Snooping Tool
163. 14 DecBlair: we must take action even if the science is not correct
164. 14 DecMonsanto’s Business Practices Affect The Food You Eat
165. 14 DecIran’s Nuclear Trigger
166. 14 DecCopenhagen climate talks suspended as countries walk out of the conference
167. 14 DecSkeptical scientist has heart attack during live COP-15 debate
168. 13 DecGeorge Carlin on saving the planet
169. 13 DecTake a Christmas Photo, Go to Jail
170. 13 DecAussie werewolf activity on the increase!
171. 12 DecStudy of Greenland Ice Finds Rapid Change in Past Climate Common
172. 12 DecDHS Flying “Predator” Drones Over USA. Adding More
173. 12 DecCanadian writer beaten, arrested at US border
174. 12 DecFine journalistic integrity
175. 12 DecThe Best Hand Job You’ll Get All Weekend!
176. 12 DecIraq War Was Not About Oil — Riiiight…
177. 12 DecClimate Change Denialist Syndrome
178. 12 DecThink You Deleted Those Sexy Photos From Your Camera? Ha!
179. 12 DecUN Security stops journalist’s questions about ClimateGate
180. 12 DecHands on with the New JooJoo Tablet.
181. 11 DecTest Your News IQ – Pew Research Center
182. 11 DecRobert Reich’s Blog: How a Few Private Health Insurers Are on the Way to Controlling Health Care
183. 11 DecTerror police to monitor nurseries for Islamic radicalisation
184. 11 DecPay No Attention to This! Global Temperature Trends Since 2500 B.C.
185. 11 DecStatue of young Obama unveiled in Indonesia
186. 11 DecBlackwater has become an extension of the CIA say ex employees
187. 11 DecPic of the Day Dept. — Decorative Wall
188. 11 DecHP Laptop ate my homework!
189. 11 DecVerizon releases Android 2.0.1 OS Today for Motorola Droid
190. 11 DecEveryone Making Handsets
191. 11 DecBlocking Gene May Allow Athletes To Grow Freakish Muscles
192. 10 DecBrain Scan Can Determine Who Will Break A Promise
193. 10 DecCanada’s national newspaper promotes population control
194. 10 DecVideo – We Got That B Roll!!!!!
195. 10 DecWeird Spiraling Light Above Norway
196. 10 DecAT&T Calls them HOGS!
197. 9 DecDH UNPLUGGED — New Stocks to Watch!
198. 9 DecAnchor Goes Berserk on Perez Hilton
199. 9 DecGoogle’s Eric Schmidt Sez… Don’t Blame Us for your Decadent Behaviour
200. 9 DecKarzai: Afghanistan Will Need US Troops till 2024
201. 9 DecCongressmen want Sarbox for small businesses
202. 9 DecEPA: If Congress doesn’t pass cap-and-trade, we will
203. 9 DecCaption This Photo
204. 9 DecVideo – Mark Cuban Gets Thrown Through A Table
205. 9 DecIs Tamiflu a big scam?
206. 9 DecPic of the Day Dept. — Lady Gaga Meets the Queen
207. 8 DecFUBAR: TSA Morans* Post Airport Screening Procedures Online
208. 8 DecCopenhagen climate summit blows up already! In disarray after ‘Danish text’ leak
209. 8 DecAn interview with a Taliban suicide bomber
210. 8 DecB of A Fired Her For Helping People
211. 8 DecRussia Lurks
212. 8 DecSchool Supplier Pulls Politically Based Products
213. 7 DecNo Agenda Amanda Knox Knockers
214. 7 DecViral Video Suggests Someone has Seen Too Many Episodes of Scrubs
215. 7 DecGlobal Warming Debate
216. 7 DecNick Griffin on Climategate – NWO Plan
217. 7 DecGreenwald investigates the case of 3 Gitmo detainees getting suicided
218. 7 DecPanic Dept. 56 newspapers around the world have same ridiculous front-page editorial on “climate change”
219. 7 DecA Surgeon’s View Of The Health Care Debate
220. 7 DecCopenhagen climate summit: 140 private jets, 1,200 limos. 5 hybrids.
221. 7 DecGreat Deconstruction of Climategate
222. 6 DecSlippery Slope Dept. — Pub ‘fined £8k’ for Wi-Fi copyright infringement by User
223. 6 DecAP thinks Tiger Woods is racist for only having affairs with white women
224. 6 DecMore Bernanke slams by senators
225. 6 DecWhat’s the reason for the Afghan war? Well, it isn’t getting bin Laden, not anymore.
226. 6 DecOh, no! Nude sunbathing now illegal on California beaches.
227. 6 DecBlood For Money
228. 6 DecTaping Sister’s Birthday Party In Movie Theater Could Earn Woman 3 Years In Jail
229. 6 DecIdiot calls 911: Gimme 2 Dollars!
230. 5 DecHamas implicated in Gazan tunnel investment scam
231. 5 DecNeed A College Degree? How About One In Growing Marijuana?
232. 5 DecWalk Around The Pompeii Ruins With Google Maps
233. 5 DecGun Made from Legos Provokes SWAT Response
234. 5 DecPeter Schiff is a freaking genius?
235. 5 DecA-hole Gibbs to reporter: “Calm down!”
236. 5 DecCaption This Photo
237. 5 DecAnother e-Reader on the Loose
238. 5 DecAmazing dragon illusion
239. 4 DecStudent to Obama: “How about stimulating the economy by legalizing gambling, prostitution and drugs?”
240. 4 DecAmanda Knox Verdict due any minute
241. 4 DecMotorola Droid — Three Weeks Later
242. 4 DecPic of the Day: Morgan Stanley Exec’s Vanity Plate
243. 4 DecProstitutes offer free sex to climate change summit attendees
244. 4 DecIs it time for the Democrats to use the “nuclear option” to end the Filibuster?
245. 4 DecSchmidt outlines Google’s plan to save newspapers
246. 4 DecGoogle Lurks
247. 3 DecCan Nanotech Cure Breast Cancer?
248. 3 Dec“Unofficial” Fun in the Grand Canyon
249. 3 DecAl Gore Cancels $1,200 Per Handshake Event In Copenhagen
250. 3 DecHamlet’s Soliloquy — In Klingon
251. 3 DecAll men watch porn, scientists find. Really?
252. 3 DecHillary Clinton: we were attacked from Afghanistan. Ron Paul: that’s bull.
253. 3 DecSo This Is What They Call Art. Huh.
254. 3 DecVideo – STS-129 Ascent Video Highlights
255. 3 DecShould Charities Require Proof Of Citizenship Before Giving To The Needy?
256. 3 DecNo Agenda #153 for 12/2/09
257. 2 DecJesse Ventura Claim: Silenced and Bribed by MSNBC for not Supporting Iraq War
258. 2 DecDvorak and Horowitz talk About Stocks and Dubai
259. 2 DecKeep the “X” in Xmas!
260. 2 DecStock Portfolio Down? Check Out The Somali Pirate Stock Exchange
261. 2 DecShould Ben Bernanke Be Renominated As Fed Chairman?
262. 2 DecItalian police prang crime-fighting Lamborghini
263. 2 DecAT&T Gets Last Place in Satisfaction
264. 1 DecWar President to Marines: Get Thee to Afghanistan, By Christmas!
265. 1 DecGoldman Sachs Bankers Arming Themselves In Case Of A Populist Uprising
266. 1 DecFormer chief medical officer of Finland says swine flu was built to reduce population size
267. 1 DecLab grown pork five years away from sausages
268. 1 DecShip sunk by gigantic jellyfish
269. 1 DecLatest Microsoft Patches Cause Black Screen of Death
270. 1 DecDroid will Get Huge Budget
271. 1 Dec‘Twitter’ Top Word of 2009

November 2009

1. 30 NovMichael Moore Appeals to the President on Afghanistan
2. 30 NovWest Virginia Man Sues For Photoshopping his Mugshot
3. 30 NovSaddam Hussein TV channel launched
4. 30 NovNew! No Agenda. Attack of the Icebergs!
5. 30 NovInsane Brit Study Says Bowling Alleys Are Too Dangerous
6. 30 NovRepublican Party Not In Sync With Republican Voters
7. 30 NovJesus appears on Massachusetts woman’s iron
8. 29 NovUPDATED: Four Police Officers Shot Dead in Coffee Shop
9. 29 NovDvorak Poll: If (When) Science Can Make You Live Forever, Would You Want To?
10. 29 NovUPDATED : Swiss right forces referendum on mosque minarets
11. 29 Nov10,000 E. African albinos in hiding after killings
12. 28 NovBallmer Selling Windows — Except In Nebraska
13. 28 NovHelp Wanted: Lap Dance Researcher
14. 28 NovGlobal Warming Helped Cause The Great Eggo Waffle Shortage of 2009
15. 27 NovUPDATED: Tiger Woods hurt in weird crash
16. 27 NovWorld’s First Ever Undersea Restaurant – Ithaa
17. 27 NovNurse Charged with Raping Anesthetized Patients
18. 27 NovDvorak Poll: How Should We Pay For The Troop Increase In Afghanistan?
19. 27 NovNo Agenda: Turkeys Going Rogue
20. 27 NovVideo – Robotic Humper
21. 27 NovShould The State Pay For Imprisoned Tranny To Get Electrolysis? Or A Sex Change?
22. 27 NovSleep Crime: Should You Be Prosecuted For What You Did While Asleep?
23. 27 NovVideo – That’s One Way To Light A Bonfire
24. 27 NovIraqi army using dodgy ‘magic wand’ to detect explosives at checkpoints
25. 27 NovWeird Cattle Mutilations Continue in Southern Colorado
26. 26 NovMumbai — one year later
27. 26 NovFor Digestion’s Sake, Smoke A Camel Cigarette After Each Thanksgiving Course
28. 26 NovThe Matrix: Remade
29. 26 NovReality TV Wannabee’s Breach White House “Security”… Crash State Dinner… WTF?
30. 26 NovCanadian Judge Rules ‘Happy Gilmore Golf Swing’ Illegal
31. 26 NovMore Bank Failures Coming As FDIC Goes Further Into The Red
32. 26 NovHappy Thanksgiving. Thank Able Lincoln too. He Finalized its Bogus Invention.
33. 26 NovMan Marries Character in Game
34. 25 NovWhy You Shouldn’t Buy Extended Warranties For Your Holiday Purchases
35. 25 NovVideo: A Virus Walks Into A Bar… And Other Science Jokes
36. 25 NovComatose for 23 Years, Man Was Actually Awake and Aware
37. 25 NovEver Wonder What’s In Windex and Pledge and …
38. 25 NovThe Muppets: Bohemian Rhapsody
39. 25 NovDvorak-Horowitz Unplugged — Will the USA Become Like Japan? Stagnant?
40. 25 NovGranny googles ‘pre-meditated + murder + penalties’ – ex partner ends up dead
41. 25 NovJoost got Juiced
42. 24 NovWave Energy Generator Pumps Power to Scotland
43. 24 NovToronto police use Taser on wayward deer
44. 24 NovBrits arresting people solely to get their DNA on the suspects database
45. 24 NovAirlines: Wall Street Execs Not Only Ones Raking In The Bucks
46. 24 NovBlackwater’s high level role in US-Pakistan operations
47. 24 NovWikipedia Losing Volunteers
48. 24 NovCool Evian Roller Babies Ad
49. 23 NovSwine Flu on Decline?
50. 23 NovClimate Change Shock Ad…It’s Raining Bears! Hallelujah!
51. 23 NovNo Agenda on Global Warming Denialism
52. 23 NovThe Rolltop Computer That You Roll Up When Done
53. 23 NovThe Pray Your Fat Away Diet
54. 23 NovI Bought an ATM machine off Craigslist for $750 with 1000 credit card numbers inside.
55. 23 NovCaption This Photo
56. 23 NovMan attacked and badly injured rescuing dog from killer kangaroo
57. 23 NovAsylum seekers riot at Australian offshore detention centre
58. 23 NovMicrosoft Overtly Trying to Screw Google and YOU!
59. 23 NovBorn with half a brain, woman living full life
60. 23 NovHow 16 ships create as much pollution as all the cars in the world
61. 22 NovWe Are All Connected
62. 22 NovSuppose The Earth Had Rings Like Saturn…
63. 22 NovBritain’s Ridiculous Internet Laws… er… Digital Economy Bill, or Whatever
64. 22 NovTweeny Bopper’s Manager Arrested for Failure to Tweet, Causing Tween Riot
65. 22 NovSecret Brit Papers Reveal How And Why They Got Into Iraq War
66. 22 NovLED Tattoos
67. 21 NovMore giant snail pie, anyone?
68. 21 NovGlenn Beck starting a “100 Year Plan”… what?!
69. 21 NovHorrible video!
70. 21 NovMTV Censors Rap Video… Removes ‘Offensive’ Sign
71. 21 NovUS Postal Service Fires Santa’s Helpers, Thanks to Sex Offender
72. 21 NovWhat’s your position on health insurance legislation?
73. 21 NovCop Tasers 10 Year Old Girl for Refusing to go to Bed
74. 21 NovMussolini’s brain ‘stolen for sale on eBay’
75. 21 NovBurkha Barbie
76. 21 Nov$100 million to buy one health care vote
77. 21 NovCanadian Health Care Not All It’s Cracked Up To Be?
78. 20 NovLeaked emails may show that man-made climate change is a hoax
79. 20 NovNo Agenda — The Fools Gold Show
80. 20 NovMeet the guy who wrote the first computer virus
81. 20 NovBill to audit the Fed passes Committee hurdle
82. 20 NovGang killing people for their fat
83. 20 NovUK Secretary of State seeks sweeping internet copyright protection powers by stealth amendment
84. 20 NovDell Profit Falls!
85. 19 NovShould failing to tip because of crappy service be against the law?
86. 19 NovGore Employs Photoshop to Push Warming Agenda… Shrinks Florida!
87. 19 NovLiving Through Agentina’s Economic Collapse — Could It Happen Here?
88. 19 NovVideo – Shiny Suds
89. 19 NovThat’s Good Lickin’ On Them Bacon Flavored MMMvelopes!
90. 19 NovContrary To Theory, Atmospheric Carbon Soaring But Global Warming Isn’t
91. 19 NovDvorak-Horowitz Unplugged #40. Ready for the Market to tank? We Are.
92. 19 NovCranky Geeks #193 — Nov. 18, 2009
93. 19 NovFree Office 2010! Kind of…
94. 18 NovSwine flu: One killer virus, three key questions: One Mad Scientist
95. 18 NovAirport rules changed after Ron Paul aide detained
96. 18 NovThere’s a Vaccine for That
97. 18 NovWNBC Uses Parody Book Cover for News Story — Ooops!
98. 18 NovMarried In Texas Recently? Maybe You Didn’t!
99. 18 NovAFLAC: Murdered Girl’s Body “insufficient proof of loss” To Pay Life Insurance Policy
100. 18 Nov1/4 Of You Think A Coworker Could ‘Go Postal’, Far More If You Work For The Government
101. 18 NovBlack Friday Preview
102. 17 NovAmericans are going hungry!
103. 17 NovGaddafi hires 200 hot Italian women — lectures them on Islam
104. 17 NovObama asks China to further destroy the dollar
105. 17 NovThe Fake Jobs of Obama’s Failed Stimulus
106. 17 NovThis Guy is All Man
107. 17 NovModern Warfare II — Controversial Scene
108. 17 NovYouTube Superstar Sam Tsui
109. 17 NovNext Air Travel Nightmare: A Captive Audience Makes For Perfect Retail Sales Opportunities
110. 17 NovHow smart is your average tea partier?
111. 17 NovWhen is fresh too fresh?
112. 17 NovPalin criticizes the Associated Press for “fact checking” her new book… what the frick?!
113. 16 NovNew Fastest Computer!
114. 16 NovThe real solution to the health care problem
115. 16 NovPac Man Exercise
116. 16 NovCrazy Days and Nights: Bill Gates & Strippers – Who Knew?
117. 16 NovOutrage over a Bow
118. 16 NovBoy Scouts banned from carrying knives
119. 16 NovDrug Companies Raising Prices Ahead of Cost Cutting Legislation
120. 16 NovAl Gore Heckled At Florida Speech
121. 16 NovFirst US cannabis cafe opens in Oregon
122. 16 NovBill Clinton in Chicago pitches health care; muses on “Mad Men”
123. 16 NovUnited Nations censors anti-censorship group!
124. 15 NovNo Agenda 148 — Adam Gets Thrown Out of Hotel
125. 15 NovAboriginal boy faces court over stolen chocolate frog
126. 15 NovA/N1N1 Pandemic Toxic strain; Doctors learned why Ukrainians dying
127. 15 NovRussian Man Used for Shish Kebabs, Fed to the Public?
128. 15 NovKabul’s ‘Obama Market’ Where You Can Buy All Sorts Of US Military Goods
129. 15 NovCop tases handcuffed man
130. 14 NovObamao a Hit in China…
131. 14 NovDenmark to Immigrants… here’s 20K Dollars… now please leave
132. 14 NovPic of the Day. Healthcare.
133. 14 NovBritish environmental Lord suggests creation of ‘carbon allowance’
134. 14 NovWe’d Make How Much In Taxes If Pot Production Were Legal?
135. 14 NovDvorak Poll (Dance) — Which Is More Distracting While Driving: Phoning, Texting, Watching a Pole Dancing Stripper in a Glass Truck?
136. 14 NovSchool Principal Bans ‘Meep’, Threatens Police Action For Use
137. 13 NovCNBC analyst: dollar will be destroyed, global currency and New World Order coming
138. 13 NovDo We Really Want These Boneheads Involved in our Government?
139. 13 NovAds on Your Desktop from MSFT?
140. 13 NovNASA finds water on the moon!
141. 13 NovMissouri Authorities Search for Bodies, Investigate Pedophile Family
142. 13 NovGirl is sneezing every 5 seconds for two weeks
143. 13 NovNeed A Unique Holiday Gift? There’s An Apple 1 For Sale On eBay! $50K
144. 13 NovAnother Media Black Eye: Second Cop — Not Kimberly Munley — Brought Down Fort Hood Killer
145. 13 NovPic of the Day. Cityscape 3
146. 13 NovU.S. deports Luis Miguel Salvador Aguila Dominguez – alias Lou Dobbs
147. 13 NovThe Xbox Live Ban Affects 1 Million
148. 13 NovWhatever Happened to… the TRS80 Pocket Computer
149. 13 NovBill “the billionaire” Gates says Wall Street pay is “too high”!
150. 13 NovVideo – The Warrior Song
151. 13 NovUS is funding the Taliban by paying them to not shoot at supply convoys
152. 13 Nov“Hello. 911. What’s your emergency?”“Help! I need sex!”
153. 12 NovXP Bests Win7 for Battery Life.
154. 12 NovWorld’s Biggest Alarm Clock
155. 12 NovPHP example of why open source is a problem
156. 12 NovThis qualifies for more than an “OOPS!”
157. 12 NovGov’t now says 4,000 Americans died from swine flu
158. 12 NovPic of the Day. Cityscape 2
159. 12 NovThe Global Oil Scam
160. 12 NovBrits are the ugliest people in the world!
161. 12 NovColbert: Iranian ‘Death to America Day’ too commercialized
162. 12 NovCranky Geeks — Episode #192
163. 12 NovNA-147-2009-11-11
164. 12 NovHP Buys 3Com!
165. 12 NovJon Stewart catches Hannity falsifying footage to make GOP protest appear bigger (VIDEO)
166. 11 NovBacteriophage: The Weirdest Looking Virus You’ve Ever Seen
167. 11 NovEU to trial bizarre road train project
168. 11 Nov300,000 birds move at once (VIDEO)
169. 11 NovDvorak-Horowitz 39. Is the Government Trying to Hoodwink Investors?
170. 11 NovPic of the Day. Cityscape 1
171. 11 NovMarine reservist attacks Greek priest – thought he was a terrorist!
172. 11 NovIt’s Now Illegal To Be Fat In Japan
173. 11 NovFact Checking Sarah Palin — By Fox News!
174. 11 NovHow many people have to die before we fix our patent system?
175. 11 NovRevenge of the sub-editor
176. 11 NovYoko Ono Plastic Ono Band
177. 10 NovFree Wi-Fi!
178. 10 NovWild Electric Powered ’33 Ford Hot Rod @ SEMA
179. 10 NovProtesters Hijack More than 200 Facebook Groups
180. 10 NovHow to use a giant loophole on the Health Care Bill to get the health care you want for cheap and don’t pay any additional taxes
181. 10 NovApple Rejects MAD Artist’s iPhone Caricature App
182. 10 NovA case against IP
183. 10 Nov“Shit My Dad Says” Geezers Vulgar Witticisms Becomes a TV Comedy Show
184. 10 Nov“Big” Pic of the Day
185. 10 NovUK to spy on every phone call, email and web search
186. 10 NovPic of the Day. Ducks
187. 10 NovVideo – Drunk Woman Almost Run Over By Subway Train
188. 10 NovReport: 237 Congressmen are millionaires
189. 10 NoviPhone Worm!!
190. 9 NovBeck loses WIPO claim against ‘raped and murdered’ website owner
191. 9 NovI got one! I got the Motorola Droid!
192. 9 NovGold flies above U$1,100 for 1st time in history
193. 9 NovClass-action suits popping up against ex-Halliburton subsidiary: company may have poisoned 100,000 people in Iraq
194. 9 NovTop bailed-out banks to pay $30 billion in bonuses
195. 9 NovKill All the Bankers? There’s an App for That…
196. 9 NovYou’ve been Rickwormed? iPhone worm Forces Pic of Rick Astley as Wallpaper
197. 9 NovOfficials now claim Fort Hood shooter tried to contact Al Qaeda
198. 9 NovPic of the Day. UN Troop Replacements
199. 9 NovWhat Kind Of Health Care Reform Should We Have?
200. 9 NovMurdoch considers completely blocking Google to encourage readers to pay up
201. 9 NovChavez preparing for war with Colombia and US
202. 9 NovAl Gore condones ‘civil disobedience’ against fossil fuel polluters
203. 8 NovNo Agenda — Ft. Hood Terrorist
204. 8 NovWho Takes Their Wife To A Strip Club?
205. 8 NovPic of the Day. Amtrak Cascades
206. 8 NovAnimated Stereoviews Of Old Japan
207. 8 NovThe ‘Faked’ Oswald Photo Is Probably Real
208. 8 NovHow to open a bottle of wine?
209. 8 NovHouse passes health care bill 220-215
210. 8 NovThe Open Office Mouse
211. 7 NovMotorola Droid – Should I buy this phone?
212. 7 NovHoney… I think Fluffy Has Swine Flu
213. 7 NovYou Can Own Hitler’s House for a little over $3M
214. 7 NovPic of the Day. Dead End
215. 7 NovJon Stewart Does Glenn Beck
216. 7 NovChoose NOT to Pay for Health Insurance, Go to Jail
217. 7 NovBaguette breaks Large Hadron Collider
218. 7 NoviPhone baby translator app set to revolutionize weaning?
219. 7 NovDvorak Poll: Should Government Flags Be Flown At Half Staff ONLY For The Fort Hood Dead?
220. 7 NovIs IPhone App Store Pro-Hitler?
221. 7 NovTetris, Eastern Bloc stylez
222. 6 NovPic of the Day. Only in America
223. 6 NovFuneral Interrupted by Surprise Walk On… FROM THE UNDEAD!!!!
224. 6 NovVideo – Sharon Osbourne Gives Her Opinion Regarding Susan Boyle
225. 6 NovVideo – My Boyfriend Is The President
226. 6 NovDid You Know Prosecutors Can Get Away With Framing You For Murder?
227. 6 NovThere’s A Steep Decline In Birthrate, Even In Developing Countries
228. 6 NovIs Windows 7 Not The Success Microsoft Expected?
229. 6 NovCoulter says all presidential assassins were liberals
230. 6 NovNew Yorkers Fume as Wall Street Elites Hoard H1N1 Vaccine
231. 6 NovThe Award For Mothers Of The Year Goes To…
232. 6 NovMuhammad! The Movie.
233. 6 NovWindows 7 Hot in Japan!
234. 5 NovDeadly shootout at Texas Army Base – UPDATED
235. 5 NovRhode Island Hospital Operates on Wrong Appendage for Fifth Time in 2 Years
236. 5 NovPic of the Day. Truck Needs Work
237. 5 NovWalmart mishandled radioactive exit signs
238. 5 NovNo Agenda. The New Currency. Wocu Wocu.
239. 5 NovFord unveils new car for cash-strapped buyers: the 1993 Taurus (ONION)
240. 5 NovCan You See A Hell’s Angel On A Silent, Electric Motorcycle?
241. 5 NovShould ISPs Be Liable For What Passes Through Their Systems?
242. 5 NovSwine Flu Advice For Travellers Seen At Charles De Gaulle Airport in Paris
243. 5 NovMPAA & RIAA Want To Rule (and Rewrite) The World’s Copyright Laws
244. 5 NovCapitalism and democracy a disappointment to people of former communist countries
245. 5 NovSesame Street mocks Fox
246. 4 NovFun With Tasers! Brave Officer Tasers Violently Resisting Offender…..
247. 4 NovSaudi’s To Crucify, Then Behead Child Rapist
248. 4 NovVA Secretary Wants To End Vet Homelessness
249. 4 NovTen weird CIA programs
250. 4 NovnVidia doing the next X86 clone?
251. 4 NovSportscaster Jim Nantz to pay ex-wife $916K a year
252. 4 NovBritish judge rules environmentalism same as religion in the workplace
253. 4 NovPredicting the Future with Harry S. Truman
254. 3 NovIs “V” Political Commentary Aimed at Obama…As Reptilian?
255. 3 NovVerses from the Koran Miraculously Appear on Muslim Rugrat
256. 3 NovCan a breakfast cereal help protect you from swine flu?
257. 3 NovGoogle Puts Phony Town on the Map
258. 3 NovAl Gore could become world’s first carbon billionaire
259. 3 NovDonating A Kidney Creates ‘Pre-existing Condition’ Meaning No More Insurance Coverage For You!
260. 3 NovPic of the Day. FAIL!
261. 3 NovOccupiers involved in drug trade: Sez Afghan minister
262. 3 NovThe Seeds Of Our Financial Crisis Were Sewn By…
263. 3 NovVictim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck
264. 3 NovPassenger accidentally ejects himself from airforce airplane
265. 3 NovGoldman Sachs Bet (ie, Knew) The Housing Crash Would Happen
266. 2 NovWeb to Drive Holiday Retail Sales
267. 2 NovState of California “Borrows” an Extra 10% from Taxpayers Paychecks… Interest Free of Course!
268. 2 NovMattell Introduces Sugar Daddy Ken
269. 2 NoviPhone Flop in China?
270. 2 NovPublic school kids are getting swine flu vaccines without parents’ OK
271. 2 NovIs America sucking up to Israel?
272. 2 NovLeaking Aussie oil rig bursts into flames
273. 1 NovClassic Pro-America Cartoon
274. 1 NovJohn Bolton advocates nuking Iran while speaking at peace conference
275. 1 NovBeijing’s first snow of season ‘artificially induced’
276. 1 NovAwesome Accordion!
277. 1 NovH1N1 vaccinations to be offered to Guantanamo Bay detainees
278. 1 NovNA-144-2009-11-01
279. 1 NovPic of the Day. Storm over SF Bay
280. 1 NovDeodorant Didn’t Get Him Girls For Last 7 Yrs, So He Sues Manufacturer
281. 1 NovDid Clinton meet with a phony Kim Jong-il?
282. 1 NovGOP enlists Oliver North as foreign policy advisor
283. 1 NovMore Evidence The Republican Party Is Imploding
284. 1 NovClinton: ‘We tax everything that moves and doesn’t move’
285. 1 NovChristopher Walken Reads Poe’s “The Raven”
286. 1 NovHalloween has Gone to the Dogs!

October 2009

1. 31 OctSaved or created? W.H. can’t tell
2. 31 OctFamily Pet Orders Xbox Points While Couple Sleeps
3. 31 OctClimate chief Lord Stern: give up meat to save the planet!!
4. 31 OctThesis Theme 1.6 for WordPress launches – the best theme on the block
5. 31 OctCall Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2… Kickin’ Civilian Butt
6. 31 OctOctomom’s Halloween Costume — Pregnant Nun w/8 Devils
7. 31 OctPic of the Day. Real Steam, Punk!
8. 31 OctNobel Prize winning scientist: Cap-and-trade will ruin the US economy
9. 31 OctThe Hot Morman Muffin MILF Calendar
10. 31 OctAre Companies Screwing The Future?
11. 31 OctBritish drugs czar sacked for confusing the public over tobacco and alcohol
12. 31 OctGoldman and JP Morgan CEOs met Obama 9 times in the White House
13. 30 OctAluminum Bat Maker Found Guilty of Failing to Put Warning Label on Bat
14. 30 OctIt’s Official: Stimulus Package has Saved or Created 650,000 Jobs! Yayyyyy!
15. 30 OctHuman rights lawyer alleges CIA kept detainees alive to keep torturing them
16. 30 OctCoyotes Attack, Kill Canadian Folk Singer
17. 30 OctToyota creates new flower species to offset Prius C02
18. 30 OctPic of the Day. Lost America. Bonneville
19. 30 OctPolitical Correctness, er, Fostering Diversity Means No Scary Costumes For You!
20. 30 OctBreaking News : George W Bush isn’t dumb!
21. 30 OctWould You Buy A Casket From Walmart?
22. 30 OctMoto Heating Up
23. 29 OctNew Rechargeable Zinc-Air Batteries Coming Soon
24. 29 OctWill the H1N1 Virus Crash the Internet?
25. 29 OctAmazon Introduces “PayPhrase.”
26. 29 OctUgandan clergy says : Jail gays, dont hang them
27. 29 OctNo Agenda — Obama Sells Out to China
28. 29 OctAnother Foot is Found in Shoe on B.C. Beach
29. 29 OctDumb Crooks of the Week!
30. 29 OctPic of the Day. Flathead Ford V-8.
31. 29 OctDvorak-Horowitz. Is the Market About to Collapse Compeletely?
32. 29 OctTech Grouch #4 – iPhone Review
33. 29 OctSarkozy spends £250,000 of EU budget on a shower
34. 29 OctScientists create sperm and eggs from stem cells – No men OR women needed
35. 28 OctA three minute history of Afghanistan
36. 28 OctVerizon, Motorola Unveil the Droid
37. 28 OctAmazing Balance
38. 28 OctPeople Fleeing New York in Droves… Taxed to Death!
39. 28 OctWANTED! Your Dirty Rotten Tax Cheating Neighbor… REWARD!!!!
40. 28 OctPic of the Day. SF Fog 1
41. 28 OctHamid Karzai’s drug smuggler brother has links to CIA
42. 28 OctWT[censored]! Some [censored] [censored] Is Crossing Out [censored] Words From [censored] Library Books!
43. 28 OctMcCain’s Anti-Interwebitube Neutrality Bill
44. 28 OctAnother weird ‘UFO’ cloud video – this time from Romania
45. 28 OctOnly in America
46. 28 OctCan eugenics produce mid-east peace?
47. 27 OctEndless Reboot Endless
48. 27 OctNY Report: Sign of the Times
49. 27 OctHigh School Girl Gang Raped while Teens Watched… Did Nothing to Help
50. 27 OctPic of the Day. Old Holland Windmills.
51. 27 Oct‘Racist’ biscuit pulled from Aussie shelves
52. 27 Oct7 of the Toughest Questions Physicists Ponder about the Universe
53. 27 OctA Mortgage Crisis Solution? — Kidnap & Torture Home Loan Agents
54. 27 OctGeoCities R.I.P.
55. 27 OctMicrosoft is shocked to find racy content in “Family Guy” special. Pulls Out
56. 26 OctCDC GUESSTIMATED H1N1 CASES — Data Now Looks Bogus!!
57. 26 OctSenate Passes Blame By Vote Of 91-8
58. 26 OctBig Cellphone Makers Shifting to Android System
59. 26 OctNewspaper circulation falling faster, down 10.6 pct
60. 26 OctNetflix Streaming Coming to PS3
61. 26 OctPic of the Day. Amsterdam Morning
62. 26 Oct‘Product’ #2 of the Day — Wattgate 381 Audio Grade Duplex Power Outlets
63. 26 Oct‘Product’ of the Day — Vagina Mints
64. 26 OctReport Says Eliminating Waste In Health Care Would Pay For Reforms
65. 25 OctNA-142-2009-10-25
66. 25 OctArizona to Privatize Death Row
67. 25 OctPic of the Day. Miniature World, Holland.
68. 25 OctWhy is John McCain leading the fight against Net Neutrality?
69. 25 OctA Brit Visits America — It Ain’t Pretty, Except For Denny’s Hashbrowns
70. 25 OctFirst-grader and Cub Scout suspended for having scouting utensil in school
71. 25 OctCarbon Dioxide irrelevant in climate debate says MIT Scientist
72. 25 OctCreationism Takes Root in Muslim World Thanks to This One Guy
73. 25 OctNanny State Warns British Biscuit-Eaters of Potential Peril… Killer Cookies in UK?
74. 24 OctWatch Out Trolls, Your Menacing Comments Could Lead to Big Fines
75. 24 OctWindows 7 Live Install
76. 24 OctNotice of the Day Dept.
77. 24 OctFaith Healing to be Funded by Taxpayers In Health Care Bill?
78. 24 OctThe new Alex Jones film: Fall Of The Republic
79. 24 OctCool Trampoline Acrobatics
80. 24 OctGlobal Warming? Blame the Dog!
81. 24 OctPic of the Day. NYC 3. Coney Island
82. 24 OctThe Swine Flu Pandemic Is Getting Out Of Hand!!!
83. 24 OctAl Franken Against A Health Industry Hack
84. 24 OctDallas police ticketed 39 drivers in 3 years for not speaking English
85. 23 OctNet neutrality: John McCain says no & Glenn Beck sees it as a Marxist plot
86. 23 OctVideo of Windows 7 Burger Emerges. Man Takes Bite!
87. 23 OctDid Pilots “Forget” to Land Airliner… or Were They Just Catching up on some ZZZZZZZZZ’s?
88. 23 OctBurger King Japan selling Windows 7 burgers
89. 23 OctIt’s Not Fair! Claims Bank of America on Pay Reductions
90. 23 OctPic of the Day. NYC 2. Russian Town
91. 23 OctBad News for Xbox
92. 22 OctNo Agenda 144 — Who is John Brek?
93. 22 OctNew Note from Africa
94. 22 OctIranian Nuclear Monitor Pushed er… Falls from 12 story Building
95. 22 OctPic of the Day: NYC 1. Charm of the Lower East Side
96. 22 OctSignage of the Week Dept.
97. 22 OctNew York Newsday Online Subscription model: $260 a year!
98. 22 OctPrecision Motorbike Riding, Italian Police Style
99. 22 Oct“War is hell in Iraq, so prepare for a daily nightmare of salsa dancing, yoga & martial arts classes.”
100. 22 OctFlorida asshats sue to evict 6-y.o. girl from her home and into foster care!
101. 22 OctDvorak-Horowitz 37. Will Apple Announce an Apple Branded LCD TV incorporating the Apple TV box?
102. 21 OctThe 3D Laptop Returns!
103. 21 OctInsurance company says treatment for rape is a pre-existing condition, denies coverage!
104. 21 OctMicrosoft’s App Testing Lab For Their Windows Phone Marketplace
105. 21 OctI’m iWatching And iReporting You!
106. 21 OctPentagon used psychological operation on US public
107. 21 OctPic of the Day: Seattle II
108. 21 OctFor those of you who miss the “old” GM
109. 21 OctThe Drunk Guy Buying Beer Silent Film Remix Blues
110. 21 OctScientists Auto-Tuned For “We Are All Connected”
111. 21 OctThe Interwebitubes Are Changing Your Brains!
112. 21 OctPolitics — The Difference Between Left and Right
113. 21 OctTech 5: Beatles Crap Out!
114. 20 OctGet out of the gym and back to the couch: Exercise does not help you lose weight!
115. 20 OctA Real Patriot Is…
116. 20 OctThe Real Reason Behind The H1N1 Flu
117. 20 OctPhoto of the Day: View of Seattle 1
118. 20 OctWhat Does Your Email Address Tell About Your Credit Worthiness?
119. 20 OctAre We Headed For A New Cold War? In Space?
120. 20 OctBaucus Bill filed: 1502 pages
121. 20 Oct2009 Sucks!
122. 19 OctCripes! Large Hadron Collider ‘Being Sabotaged from the Future’ Huh?!?!
123. 19 OctA federal about-face on medical marijuana!
124. 19 OctNat Hentoff: Obama’s unrestrained FBI: Is this America?
125. 19 OctABU GHRAIB USA. Chicago police officers accused of forcing man to pose for photo during Pittsburgh G-20 summit
126. 19 OctThere’s a Rep for that…
127. 19 OctVerizon Unleashes Droid Assault on iPhone
128. 19 OctIs This the End for Ratchet & Clank?
129. 19 OctFree Wi-Fi for the Holidays on Virgin America
130. 19 OctJalisco Mexico is Hammered by Hemorrhagic Dengue Fever Outbreak
131. 19 OctPic of the Day: Fogbank
132. 19 OctCaption This Photo
133. 19 OctWhy do Republicans hate Hawaii?
134. 19 OctRemember When The Homeless Were Just Drunks & Bums?
135. 18 OctSexual Innuendo Sells the News!
136. 18 OctColorado Authorities May Press Charges Against Balloon Loon
137. 18 OctPic of the Day. San Francisco “Art”
138. 18 OctWWJTOOHCS?
139. 18 Oct‘Humpty Dumpty’ Too Violent For Today’s Kids?
140. 18 OctConstitution — Article VI Says Treaties are as Good as Legal Gold?
141. 17 OctSenator Franken Takes on KBR on Behalf of Rape Victim
142. 17 OctCatfight!
143. 17 OctPic of the Day — European Warnings
144. 17 OctKaspersky Labs CEO calls for the end of internet anonymity!
145. 17 OctThe World’s Only Ass Kicking Machine
146. 17 OctSoftware “Bugs” (the quotes are important) and Configuration Errors in Medical Equipment that can Kill
147. 17 OctDead Body Ignored For Days Because Everyone Thought It Was A Halloween Display
148. 17 OctCanada’s Copyright Industry fights for the right to infect computers with spyware without permission!
149. 16 OctGarth Brooks: Lock up 300 Million People so I can buy a new Mansion!
150. 16 OctTSA Violates Own Rules. Snags Baby Away from Mom to “Pat him down.”
151. 16 Oct‘Ho White’ Australian Beer Ad Angers Disney
152. 16 OctObama team makes it official: Budget deficit hits record. By a lot.
153. 16 OctDARPA, Microsoft, Lockheed team up to reinvent TCP/IP?
154. 16 OctPic of the Day. Virgin America
155. 16 OctAmazing video: baby survives being hit by train
156. 16 OctThe Science of Scams
157. 16 OctDeclaring War On Health Insurance Companies After Their Anti-Reform Attack
158. 16 OctYoung Balloon Pilot: “We did it for the Show”
159. 16 OctGot Bad Credit? No Problem… Have We Got a Card For You!
160. 16 OctHarrods starts selling gold bars
161. 16 OctAcer Passes Dell
162. 15 Oct5-yr Old [Did Not] Sail Away In Homemade Balloon — FOUND ALIVE
163. 15 OctFrench Experts: Limit Exposure to Cell Phones, WiFi NOW Before it’s Too Late!
164. 15 OctSoda Tax Needed to Keep People Healthy. Har!
165. 15 OctSwedish Bunnies Used as Heating Fuel… Say What?
166. 15 OctStreet Poster of the Day. The Vital-Orbit!
167. 15 OctHave You Seen This Man’s Face In Your Dreams Like Many Others Have?
168. 15 OctNJ City Councilman: “I was all jammed up with sexual feeling because I hadn’t had sex since 1989. That’s a long time.”
169. 15 OctReady To Deal With Millions Of ‘Climate Refugees’?
170. 15 OctVideo – Shape Shifting Robot
171. 15 OctDvorak-Horowitz on the Stock Market. Dow 10,000. Up or DOWN!
172. 15 OctApplause for Finland: First Country to Make Broadband Access a Legal Right
173. 15 OctPodCastAwards.com — Nominate Our Shows!
174. 15 OctPolaroid Film Returns?
175. 15 OctWindows 7 – Family Guy
176. 14 OctRecruited by MI5: the name’s Mussolini. Benito Mussolini. Spy for the UK?
177. 14 OctHero of the Week! Man punches telemarketer in the face!
178. 14 OctIs Our Planet Being Run on a Giant Ponzi Scheme?
179. 14 OctOMFG! CNN breaks the story of the century! China has prostitutes!
180. 14 OctBusted! Governator’s Wife Defies Hubby’s Ban on Cell Phone Chatting While Driving
181. 14 OctWhen is a secret not a secret?    On Twitter!
182. 14 OctSTOP SHOUTING! The Bill To Limit Too Loud TV Commercials
183. 14 OctStatistics Save Us Again From An Asteroid In 2036! Hoooray!!!
184. 14 OctVote for my candidate or you’re fired!
185. 14 OctJon Stewart asks: Why does CNN fact-check an SNL skit, but not real news sources!?
186. 14 OctHe’s BACK!
187. 14 OctPatch Tuesday Record
188. 14 OctCalifornia’s New “Cool Car” Requirements Interferes With Cell Phones, Radios, GPS, etc.
189. 13 OctBrit Driver in Hot Water for Drenching Kids at Bus Stop
190. 13 OctOne phrase Obama can’t do without
191. 13 OctHilarious anti-divorce ad
192. 13 Oct2 Dead 19 Injured in Sedona Arizona Sweatlodge
193. 13 OctCyberwarfare — Are We Going About It The Wrong Way?
194. 13 OctApple Admits Snow Leopard Bug Just Might Eat All of Your Data… Yikes!
195. 13 OctSidekick disaster will ultimately co$t Microsoft
196. 13 OctThe World’s Most Beautiful Object. Ahhh… Um… Huh?
197. 13 OctFinally, a Drug that Addresses the Horror of Inadequate Eyelash Syndrome
198. 13 OctDogfooding Reigns at MSFT
199. 12 OctCNN screws up audio tracks of in-house ad and makes it accuse the network of left-leaning bias
200. 12 OctJapan Tech Makers Bet Exposure Can Help Sell 3D TVs
201. 12 OctComing Soon to a Theater Near You, If You Demand It
202. 12 OctI think the squirrel has run away
203. 12 OctThe Puma Index
204. 12 OctZero Tolerance School Policies Are Out Of Control
205. 12 Oct4 month old baby denied health insurance because he’s “chubby”!
206. 11 OctPic of the Day… The Crazy Ivan
207. 11 OctBible Translation Wrong — God Didn’t Create The Earth Says Academic
208. 11 OctWhen Clouds Die: T-Mobile loses all Sidekick personal data!
209. 11 OctCraigslist Wanted: Astronaut For One-Way Trip To Saturn’s Moon, Titan
210. 11 OctDvorak Poll: Do You Agree With Obama’s “Gay Speech” Tonight?
211. 11 OctNo Agenda. Bombing the Moon with the Nobel Prize
212. 11 OctAnother “Fun Theory” behavioral experiment
213. 10 OctCripes! What Next? Kidney for Sale?
214. 10 OctHow High Are Your Bank’s Overdraft and Related Fees?
215. 10 Oct“And the winner of Miss Plastic Hungary 2009 is…”
216. 10 OctChinese vs Black Lady: Bus fight in San Francisco
217. 10 OctTech Grouch #2 – iPhone Review and Netflix
218. 9 OctWould a Nobel peace prize winner attack Iran?
219. 9 OctBehavioral Experiment!
220. 9 OctDvorak Horowitz Number 35 — Is the Market Going to Hit 10,000?
221. 9 OctYour Dog DEMANDS A Health Care Tax Break! Your Cat Says, Meh…
222. 9 OctNVIDIA On The Way To The Video Card Scrapyard?
223. 9 OctPresident Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize
224. 9 OctClouds Over Moscow Spook Citizens — Video
225. 9 OctNoAgenda-137-2009-10-08
226. 9 OctDallas police seek pudgy naked backyard dancer
227. 9 OctMarge Simpson to bare all… in Playboy!
228. 9 OctMicrosoft Works is Toast
229. 8 OctTruck is a Workplace — No Smoking For you!
230. 8 OctEsquire Mag Sez: Kate Beckinsale is Sexiest Woman Alive
231. 8 OctTraffic control in West Texas
232. 8 OctThe Supreme Court And The Cross
233. 8 OctAl Franken Goes After Rape-Supporting KBR
234. 8 OctLimbaugh does Obama’s kid song parody — Rush Hudson Limbaugh MMM MMM MMM
235. 7 OctBing Hits Ding
236. 7 OctEU draws up plans to establish itself as ‘world power’
237. 7 OctThirty high-risk terrorists to be released early to appease other terrorists
238. 7 OctJapanese Airlines asks Passengers to Drop a Deuce Before Boarding
239. 7 OctThugs attack two men in dresses… who turn out to be cage fighters
240. 7 OctHow Restaurants Are Dealing With The Recession
241. 7 OctWoman’s Shattered Life Shows Ground Beef Inspection Flaws
242. 7 OctLobbyists up in arms over dismissal from advisory boards
243. 7 OctAn Extraordinary Pre-release Review Of Windows 7. Sort of…
244. 7 OctPeter Schiff now predicts demise of the dollar
245. 7 OctCongressional leaders fight against posting bills online
246. 7 OctBoom Times Ahead?
247. 6 OctGold hits all-time high; dollar may be abandoned by Arab oil trades
248. 6 OctPrivately Owned American Police Force Gets a Makeover
249. 6 OctBe Suspicious: Police Chiefs Encourage Spying and Reporting on Your Neighbors
250. 6 OctEveryone Is Guilty Of Something
251. 6 OctProof Positive: The Shroud of Turin Is A Fake — Scientist Creates A Duplicate
252. 6 OctPelosi’s Puppets Ram Debilitating Food Safety Bill Through Congress
253. 6 OctCredibility Trend, Not Good. Anti-Vaccine Rap Song.
254. 6 OctAlabama mom lets daughter ride in box on top of van
255. 6 OctTech Grouch #1 – Dvorak’s new podcast
256. 6 OctMac Market Still Growing
257. 5 OctOMFG! Right Wing Nuts say the Bible is too liberal, vow to remake it in their image!
258. 5 OctWhite House: Leaving Afghanistan not an option
259. 5 OctT Pain Obama Auto-Tune
260. 5 OctObama sticks with “Don’t ask, Don’t tell!” policy on Israel’s nukes
261. 5 OctCanada Considering Random Breathalyzer Testing
262. 5 OctUK CCTV game – catch criminals, win money!
263. 5 OctGov’t preparing media campaign to “promote vaccination”; people worried it could produce side effects
264. 4 OctFerrari F1 Made out of Clothes
265. 4 OctTetris on Skateboards
266. 4 OctMilitary chopper lands for burgers
267. 4 OctDisabled pensioner who poked stone-throwing punk in the chest is prosecuted for ASSAULT
268. 4 OctFlu shots double swine flu risk!
269. 4 OctIrony
270. 4 OctCarbon Credits for Birth Control or Abortion?
271. 4 OctNew York man accused of using Twitter to direct protesters during G20 summit. ARRESTED.
272. 4 OctTop 25 Censored Stories Of The Year
273. 4 OctE. Coli in burgers paralyzes Minnesota woman
274. 4 OctNY City nanny-staters ban school bake sales!
275. 4 OctWill California become America’s first failed state?
276. 4 OctSchool Hands Out Cigarettes To Students But Bans Teacher Smoking
277. 4 OctHomeowner Calls 911… Gets Shot by Police, Twice, While on Ground Helpless. Police Try to Cover it Up.
278. 4 OctAir India pilots, crew slug it out in Fist Fight at 30,000 ft
279. 4 OctObama: We can’t have job growth without health care reform
280. 3 OctGlenn Beck Crying On Cue Using Vicks under His Eyes
281. 3 Oct“I Gotta Feeling” in One Take
282. 3 OctAn Authentic One-Man-Band
283. 3 OctSo Long Training Wheels
284. 3 OctIreland backs EU’s Lisbon Treaty. Screw Job Imminent.
285. 3 OctMahmoud Ahmadinejad is Jewish!
286. 3 OctDon’t Even THINK Of Using That Toilet!
287. 3 OctDid The TSA Kill Chicago’s Chance At The Olympics?
288. 3 OctMan Molested by Parrot!
289. 3 OctTed Williams’ frozen head used for batting practice at cryogenics lab
290. 2 OctShock and Awwwwww! Obama loses Chicago’s bid for Olympics
291. 2 OctLudicrous Number of Product Placement Plugs on Leno Show
292. 2 OctIgNobel prize goes to – gas mask bra
293. 2 OctDavid Letterman reveals $2M extortion plot; CBS News producer, Robert “Joe” Halderman, busted.
294. 1 OctMore Apple Tablet Hints
295. 1 OctAttack of the Killer Floor Mats
296. 1 OctRevolution next for U.S.
297. 1 OctHacking A Pacemaker Remotely To Kill It’s Wearer
298. 1 OctLooking for a Gift? How About This Unique & Delightful PC Accessory!
299. 1 OctGreenpeace Releases Its Latest ‘Guide to Greener Electronics’
300. 1 OctVideos – Who Should You Listen To On Health Care Reform?
301. 1 OctVideo – ABB Pancake Stacking Robot
302. 1 Oct‘Sinister’ Integral Energy virus outbreak a threat to power grid
303. 1 OctDvorak Horowitz Unplugged #34 — All’s Well. But For How Long?

September 2009

1. 30 SepnVidia Has Hot Chip
2. 30 SepLarry Ellison’s Rant on Cloud Computing
3. 30 SepGM Killing Saturn Brand
4. 30 SepWhite Paper Describes ‘The Grand Unified Theory of Superman’
5. 30 SepPic of the Day Dept. — 200 Starlings Sucked into Passenger Jet Engine on Take-Off
6. 30 SepiBotnet: Researchers Find Signs of Zombie Macs
7. 30 Sep‘Good Hackers’ Meet to Seek Ways to Stop the ‘Bad Hackers’
8. 30 SepConvicted hacker? Put him in charge of prison’s computer system, pronto!
9. 30 SepThat Amazingly Consistent Obama Smile
10. 30 SepNew York Health Care Workers First to Test Mandatory Flu Shot Policy
11. 30 Sep$445 Million Gone! Easy Come Easy Go.
12. 30 SepBernie Madoff And The Wall Street Farting Bull
13. 29 SepWhat is CULV?
14. 29 SepJK Rowling banned by Bushies from US medal because Harry Potter encouraged ‘witchcraft’
15. 29 SepVideo – New AQ Bomb Tactic
16. 29 SepVideo – 100 Greatest Hits From Youtube In Four Minutes
17. 29 SepWhat Every Backyard Needs — A Jet Engine Powered Merry-Go-Round
18. 29 SepBest Health Care System In The World Can Land You In Jail For Getting Sick
19. 29 SepApple Rehires a Developer of Its Newton Tablet
20. 29 SepClerk Writes “Big Fat Black Lady” on Receipt, Woman Upset
21. 28 SepCan Pad Computing Take Off?
22. 28 SepGoogle sites pass 10B video views in August
23. 28 SepThe Daily Squirrel
24. 28 SepA New Poll Says Wal-Mart Best Symbolizes America Plus Other Depressing Results
25. 28 SepColorado Town Overrun by BEARS…..Officials Advise Smacking Them with Sticks!!!!
26. 27 SepPaintball Pop Art – Marilyn Monroe
27. 27 SepFox News Babes Video
28. 27 SepRoman Polanski Arrested for 32 Year Old Sex Crime
29. 27 SepIs Grocery Store Guilty Of Religious Discrimination For Ordering Jedi To Remove His Hood?
30. 27 SepRep. Alan Grayson: “Has the Federal Reserve Ever Tried to Manipulate the Stock Market?”
31. 27 SepHas A Court Ruling Effectively Killed Half Of All Housing Foreclosures?
32. 27 SepSwine Flu Mash… Prisoners Use Hand Gel to Make Potent Hooch
33. 26 SepPitt Police Gas Students and Anyone Around
34. 26 Sep“Sorry. Not tonight. My dorm roommate doesn’t like us having sex while he’s studying.”
35. 26 SepDvorak Poll: What Should We Do About Iran’s Nuke Program?
36. 26 SepGordon Brown – Elephant in the Room
37. 26 SepYet another squirrel video
38. 26 SepHow To Throw A Fabulous Windows 7 Party!
39. 26 SepHow to Moonwalk like Michael Jackson (used to)
40. 26 SepObama Appoints Scholar as New Copyright Czar
41. 26 SepDo Smoking Bans Significantly Reduce Heart Attacks?
42. 25 SepAcoustic Weapons Applied at G20 Protest in Pittsburgh
43. 25 SepSunspots Return After Year Absence… YAYYYYY!
44. 25 SepThe Video I Made that Got Over One Million Views
45. 25 SepWhen, Oh When, Will Extreme Pogo Stick Jumping Become An Olympic Sport?
46. 25 SepJust What We Need: Less Regulation Of Banks’ Unsound Practices
47. 25 SepNoAgenda 133 — The Algae Car Saves Ohio
48. 25 SepPalin, Sounding Like Ron Paul, Takes on the Fed
49. 24 SepWill Microsoft Buy EA??
50. 24 SepCompetition for the Segway?
51. 24 SepSexy breast cancer ad: “Save the boobs!”
52. 24 SepSlamming the Bank of America. Finally!
53. 24 SepSchool kids taught to praise Obama (VIDEO)
54. 24 SepMurdering federal workers still an acceptable all-American sport?
55. 24 SepStunning Survey About Women, Booze And Sex
56. 24 SepFrom the “Eww Gross” file: Wife learns she was married to her half-brother for 15 years!
57. 24 SepTime Lapse Video of Glacial Ice Melting
58. 24 SepGoogle Knows No History
59. 23 SepJudge rules against Monsanto’s GM sugar beets
60. 23 SepWhy are Conservative Protesters Such Bad Spellers and Grammarians?
61. 23 SepHTC Touch Pro2 – I sent it back!
62. 23 SepWorld’s Longest Basketball Shot (VIDEO)
63. 23 SepNumber 1 on my Christmas Wishlist: SGI’s Octane III personal super-computer!
64. 23 SepCaption This Photo
65. 23 SepVideo – Baby Panda Gets a Checkup
66. 23 SepHigh Ranking Buddhist Leader Says: Playing video games is better than meditation for letting out aggression!
67. 23 SepDon’t Even THINK About Using iPhone Apps For Business Use!
68. 23 SepIs Everything the Drug Companies Say About Cholesterol Wrong?
69. 23 SepFlorida cops storm house then can’t resist a frame or two of Wii bowling
70. 23 SepMassachusetts bill allows police to break in and vaccinate without warrant
71. 23 SepGizmodo reveals the Microsoft Courier tablet
72. 22 SepMicrosoft Steps into Supercomputing?
73. 22 SepChart: American Income By Race
74. 22 SepIdiot SC Mayor Tells Cops NOT to Chase Suspects, Even on Foot
75. 22 SepHow many chances should the Government get to kill you?
76. 22 SepCreative ZEN X-Fi2 Preview: Has Creative lost its fricken mind?!
77. 22 SepSpectacular Images From Space
78. 22 SepA Unique Way To Teach Gun Safety By Guy With A Looney Name
79. 22 SepThe Banks May Need To Bailout… The Government?!?
80. 22 SepNo Agenda 132 — Thank You Satan? Wha?
81. 22 SepGlenn Beck: McCain would have been worse than Obama or Hillary
82. 21 SepWhat is a Femtocell?
83. 21 SepDell Buys Perot Systems for $3.9 Billion
84. 21 SepObama on Letterman Tonight. Taping is Done. No Fistfights.
85. 21 SepMassachusetts OK’s Police Breaking into Suspects Vehicle, Planting Tracking Device
86. 21 SepShould Taxpayers Bailout the Newspaper Industry?
87. 20 SepPic of the Day Dept. – Hotel Ass
88. 20 SepWomen are Wired Differently than Men
89. 20 SepEU funding ‘Orwellian’ artificial intelligence plan to monitor public for “abnormal behaviour”
90. 20 SepObama Takes Media to Task — Demands Happy News!
91. 20 SepAnd now, back to real (meta-)news…
92. 20 SepObama on talk shows discussing health care
93. 20 Sep“He is the devil dressed as an angel!”
94. 20 SepUN: Swine flu could kill millions and result in anarchy unless rich nations give £900m
95. 20 SepWhat’s wrong with this picture?
96. 20 SepHTC Touch Pro2 — Not as good as I expected
97. 19 SepTelluride Blues and Brews Festival: Free Beer!
98. 19 SepAuthor of Rich Dad on the Fed and saving money
99. 19 SepThe Telluride Brews and Blues Festival: Mad Dogs and Microbrews
100. 19 SepAussies think Vaccine could be ‘more dangerous than swine flu’
101. 19 SepCaption This Photo
102. 19 SepThe Disney/Marvel deal: Did Disney Get Screwed?
103. 19 SepCondom Theater
104. 18 SepCalifornia needs to face the music, and just go bankrupt
105. 18 SepBill O’Reilly supports public option
106. 18 SepJohn T. Elson, TIME Editor Who Asked “Is God Dead” is Dead!
107. 18 SepBirth control could help combat climate change
108. 18 SepNo Agenda 131 — Bill Maher Sucks
109. 18 SepInsane killer escapes – from field trip! WTF?
110. 18 SepI bought an HTC Touch Pro2 Cell Phone
111. 18 SepConservative Wacko Showdown: Beck vs Limbaugh
112. 18 SepEXCLUSIVE!: Kanye West Speaks Out About Dvorak Uncensored!
113. 18 SepWatch The Really Incredibly Outstanding Keynote Address By The Amazing Steve (Awesome) Jobs & His Really Amazing Friends!
114. 18 SepDo you have the right to privately criticize your boss?
115. 18 SepStudent deal: Win 7 for $30
116. 18 Sep1959 Chevrolet Bel Air Vs. 2009 Chevrolet Malibu — Detroit “Iron” Challenge Video
117. 18 SepHP Unveils Strange “DreamScreen”
118. 18 SepPhone Calling Coming to Twitter
119. 17 SepBrowser-Based Office Shows its Face
120. 17 SepOttawa sends body bags to Manitoba Indian Reservations – Swine Flu!
121. 17 SepU.S. Government Finds $20 Trillion Buried By Absentminded Reagan In 1987
122. 17 SepSusan Boyle sings for 1st time on US television
123. 17 SepAmazing ‘Zoom Into…’ Videos
124. 17 SepBush’s Pointless European Anti-Missile Shield About To Be Killed By Obama?
125. 17 SepCripes! You Can’t Even Go On Vacation Without Complaining!
126. 17 SepSon of slain anti-abortion protester says his dad had a “pathological hatred of women,” “didn’t care about abortion,” and “enjoyed making people suffer”
127. 17 SepVideo – Malicious Websites Using Death Of Patrick Swayze To Spread Malware
128. 17 SepActivision’s CEO says: “The goal that I had… was to take all the fun out of making video games”
129. 17 SepThe City Slicker Joke
130. 17 SepBirther Challenge Formally Thrown Out Of Court As “Frivolous”
131. 16 SepComcast Coming to Your Phone
132. 16 SepFacebook Nearly as Large as U.S. Population!
133. 16 SepAMD Eyes Intel, Windows 7 with $99 QUAD Core Chip
134. 16 SepRevealed: The Ghost Fleet of the Recession Anchored just East of Singapore
135. 16 SepShould Smoking Be Banned Outdoors?
136. 16 SepThe Florida Constitutional Amendment To Ban Birth Control Pills
137. 16 SepDvorak-Horowitz Unplugged. What’s Happening With China, Gold and the Dollar?
138. 16 SepIntel Goes After the EU
139. 16 SepUS invades Somalia. Little mainstream reports.
140. 15 SepObama supports extending Patriot Act
141. 15 SepGoogle Promotes Data Liberation
142. 15 SepVolkswagen’s 170 mpg car revealed
143. 15 SepA One-Stop Shop For Voting Machine Fraud?
144. 15 Sep9-12 DC “Glenn Beck” TEA PARTY – FOOTAGE WITH INTERVIEWS
145. 15 SepYour shower-head is a breeding ground for pulmonary disease! Yeck!
146. 15 SepWorld’s wealthiest region now Europe
147. 15 SepJudge to religious mom: Your home-schooled daughter must go to public school!
148. 15 SepMy pet squirrel Ganesha likes watermelon
149. 15 SepJust Grains Of Sand
150. 14 SepSome Just Won’t Believe The Truth: “It had to be a controlled demolition!”
151. 14 SepParis: pervert capital of the world?
152. 14 SepCyber Criminals Targeting Small Businesses
153. 14 SepMedia Credibility Sinks to New Low: Blame the Internet?
154. 14 SepPriceless Warhol Collection Stolen
155. 14 SepACORN Corruption Part II…This Time it’s Brooklyn
156. 14 Sep107-year-old Malaysian woman seeks 23rd husband
157. 14 SepDemocrats Heading For A Tough Time In Next Year’s Elections?
158. 13 Sep‘You lie!’ Yeller Rep. Joe Wilson Tells Truth about GOPers’ Fringe
159. 13 SepOle
160. 13 SepSerena Williams: “I’d take this f*cking ball and shove it down your f*cking throat”
161. 13 SepJon Krakauer: Pat Tillman Suspected He Would be Used by Pentagon for Propaganda
162. 13 SepCNN, Joe Wilson and Angry Crowds
163. 13 SepSlow News Day: (Alleged) Gay guy claims to have never been kissed by a woman!
164. 13 SepFlesh Eating MRSA Staph Germs Found at West Coast Beaches
165. 12 SepFunny health care reform ad
166. 12 SepDisaster Plans Being Revised For Swine Flu
167. 12 SepChurch Claims Pepsi Promotes Gay Lifestyle
168. 12 SepTurning Shitty Water into Cool Clear Spring Water
169. 12 SepRegulatory Czar: 2nd Amendment doesn’t protect individual right to have guns
170. 12 SepWhat’s Your Name???
171. 12 SepAcorn Officials “Set Up”, Take the Bait… Firings Ensue
172. 12 SepSynaesthetes — The People Who See Time As Colors
173. 12 SepSpanish Security Firm Detects ‘Swine Flu’ Computer Virus
174. 12 SepGM Fuel Cell Test Racks Up 1,000,000 Miles
175. 12 Sep802.11n Wi-Fi Standard Finally Approved
176. 11 SepAnti-Abortion protester killed outside of a public school: Martyr or victim of random act of violence?
177. 11 SepPete Reyes Explains the Ford EcoBoost Turbo Charger
178. 11 SepQuestions for President Obama on September 11
179. 11 SepWhen Does Satire On The Web Become Defamation?
180. 11 SepFederal Abortion Funding: The Next Big Debate?
181. 11 SepThink Your Interwebitube Is Slow? A Pigeon Is Faster Than These Guys’ Connection!
182. 11 SepCranky Geeks – Episode #183
183. 11 SepTake a Road Trip From San Francisco to Washington DC in 4.5 Minutes
184. 11 SepIn the Rush to Disperse Stimulus Money, Government is Now Worried about Fraud
185. 11 SepGraphics Chip Drives Six Monitors
186. 10 SepCNN’s Obama poll sample: 45 dems, 18 GOPers
187. 10 SepGod saves man from stuck elevator, kills him a few hours later at church!
188. 10 SepConfirmed: South African runner is a hermaphrodite
189. 10 SepDumb Vista!
190. 10 SepThe Galactic Research Institute of the Foundation for the Law of Time
191. 10 SepMuntazer al-Zaidi out of prison, next week
192. 10 Sep“Truth is more controversial than pornography”
193. 10 SepVideo – What Birthers Really Believe
194. 10 SepTop Socialist Says: Obama is not a Socialist!
195. 10 SepLance Ulanoff Takes A Critical Look at The Apple Announcement
196. 10 SepDvorak Poll: What Did You Think of Obama’s Health Care Speech?
197. 9 SepNutjob High School Football Coach Baptizes Player Without Mom’s Permission!
198. 9 SepSteve Jobs Shows up!!
199. 9 SepHow The Federal Reserve Bought The Economics Profession
200. 9 SepHelp Yourself
201. 9 SepWe No Longer Have A Consumer Economy — Will It Ever Come Back?
202. 9 SepWant to Browse “Transparent” Gov’t Websites? You must identify yourself first.
203. 9 SepDon’t Change State Bird Says NRA Lobbyist Who Once Described Scrub Jay Is A Socialist Bird
204. 9 Sep18 Yr Old Invents Cheap Solar Panel That Uses Hair Instead Of Silicon — Yes, Hair!
205. 9 SepEven ‘Scrubbed’ Data Like Hospital, Netflix, etc. Data Can Be Traced Back To You
206. 9 SepVideo – Obama/Dragnet Mashup On Healthcare Reform
207. 9 SepASUS Low-cost Touchscreen Ebook Expected by end of 2009
208. 9 SepWe’re Number 2! We’re Number 2! In World Competitiveness
209. 9 SepWestern firms profit from Somalia’s piracy problem (after training them to be pirates?)
210. 9 SepASUS Dual Screen E-Reader Coming
211. 9 SepCongressman: the more we owe, the wealthier we are
212. 8 SepUN dipshits want new global currency to replace dollar
213. 8 SepHistory Buff Fires Replica Cannon… Hits Neighbor’s House
214. 8 SepWal Mart Shopper Beaten to Death by Employees for Shoplifting
215. 8 SepA Pictorial Tour Of Duty — An Embedded Journalist’s Mission With Brit Soldiers In Afghanistan
216. 8 SepGoogle’s ‘Monopoly City Streets’ — Play Monopoly Against Users Worldwide Using Google Maps
217. 8 SepJailed financier Bernie Madoff gets $13,800 tax rebate
218. 7 SepAirline terror trial: The bomb plot to kill 10,000 people
219. 7 SepApple Approves Officially-licensed Commodore 64 Emulator for iPhone
220. 7 SepSolar Roadways Awarded DOT Contract to Pave Roads with Solar Cells
221. 7 SepNotes on Obama’s speech to students
222. 7 SepFrankencamera — Stanford’s Open-Source Camera That Can Be Programmed
223. 7 SepNo Knife for You! Sez Nanny State to the Boy Scouts
224. 7 SepGood Morning Little Squirrel
225. 7 SepChina alarmed by US money printing
226. 7 SepWages Rise, If You Have A Job, That Is
227. 7 SepHappy Labor Day!
228. 7 SepExpelled student sues over “unreasonable” cell phone search
229. 7 SepIdiotic Creationism Exhibit at Tulsa Zoo a Top Priority for Mayoral Candidate
230. 7 SepNo Agenda Netcast #128 – Now On Cage Match
231. 7 SepPro-Sugar Industry says sugary cereal is a “Smart Choice” for breakfast!
232. 7 SepIf God exists – is he an Atheist?
233. 6 SepPhoto of the Day Dept.
234. 6 SepA Cordless Future for Electricity?
235. 6 SepMicrosoft Tries to Stay Relevant in the Cell Phone Business
236. 6 SepCaption This Photo
237. 6 SepLong Legged Mac Daddy Redefined*
238. 6 SepBeck fights back; Van Jones resigns
239. 6 SepInvestment Bankers Betting On When Sick & Elderly Will Die
240. 5 SepCash-Strapped States To Set Inmates Free
241. 5 SepAl Franken conducts the first health care DEBATE
242. 5 SepCongressman doesn’t allow filming in town hall because they end up on Youtube (VIDEO)
243. 5 SepAn Update To The Old ‘Things Only A Republican Could Believe’ List
244. 5 SepOrange Tabby Takes One to the Head… Travels 13 Miles to its Home
245. 5 SepNation’s Green Czar under attack for Being a Racist and a 9-11 Truther
246. 5 SepRemember that 80’s rapper who earned her PhD? It was complete BS!
247. 5 SepThe Search For The Ultimate Kegerator — Wired’s Beer Robot
248. 4 SepStill Relevant after Decades, the Beatles set to Rock 9/9/09
249. 4 SepNo Agenda #127 — Poppy Futures Blooming!
250. 4 SepAmazon Apologizes for Deleting Kindle E-books
251. 4 SepTV Makers Pushing 3-D at Home
252. 4 SepJobless rate hits 9.7%; broader unemployment jumps to 16.8%
253. 4 SepMy Squirrel Ganesha likes his new home
254. 4 SepWould you be willing to die on Mars?
255. 4 SepWanted: Facebook Friend. Will Pay Top Dollar!
256. 4 SepWhat Would PETA Think Of Genetically Modified, Pain Free Livestock?
257. 4 SepAttention WalMart Shoppers: Please Do Not Slap Another Shopper’s Unruly Child for Crying… That is All
258. 3 SepXperia Pureness. Worst Name Ever.
259. 3 SepFirst US internet addiction center opens
260. 3 SepGOURMET ALERT: Finalists for State Fair’s Big Tex Choice Awards include Deep Fried Butter
261. 3 SepLong-Legged Mack Daddy Defined in Detail
262. 3 SepThere Are Jobs Americans Won’t Do: Fact or Fiction?
263. 3 SepWhatever Happened To… Sketchpad, One of the First Graphics Programs
264. 3 SepWorst Ad Concept Ever?
265. 3 SepAussie Man faces child-abuse charges over dumb video download
266. 3 SepSpanish Burger King Ad Denigrates Hindu Goddess Lakshmi as Pun
267. 2 SepCo-Pimping Win7
268. 2 SepArmless man denied check cashing at Bank of America for not giving thumbprint
269. 2 SepThe Screw Up
270. 2 SepNow There’s an Alternative to Plain Old Vanilla… an Ice Cream for “Those Guys”
271. 2 SepPandemic bill allows health authorities to enter homes, detain without warrant
272. 2 SepCall for a Blood Oath to stop health care reform
273. 2 SepUgly Americans in Kabul: Private Security at Embassy Out of Control
274. 2 SepHow Will We Deal With Up To A $14T Deficit?
275. 2 SepUsed Parents For Sale. Warranty Expired. Priced To Sell.
276. 2 SepSmelly? On The Bus? It’s Jail For You!
277. 2 SepAT&T Regretting iPhone Deal?
278. 2 SepThe Horror: Undercover Video Shows Baby Chicks Being Ground Up Alive!
279. 2 SepGerman dipshit politicians livid at Twitter vote leak
280. 1 SepNYC will offer kids free swine flu vaccines
281. 1 SepWhat is the Public Desktop Cloud?
282. 1 SepWomen fired for USING ALL CAPS in email
283. 1 SepFarmers’ Almanac Predicts Tough Winter Ahead
284. 1 SepObama to Issue Public School Students with their Marching Orders on Sept. 8
285. 1 SepThe TODAY Show Hires a Bush
286. 1 SepGeorge Will Says We Should Get Out Of Afgahnistan
287. 1 SepAre Cellphone Towers Part of the Honeybee Disappearance Mystery?
288. 1 SepSchools Ban Touching To Fight H1N1

August 2009

1. 31 AugNew Buzzword: Dense Computing
2. 31 AugToday’s Burning Man: Anarchy? Not so much. More Like Nazi Germany
3. 31 AugOut of Work? Have You Considered Knife Throwing?
4. 31 AugBMW Unveils Triple Threat Plug-In Sports Car
5. 31 AugThe Swine Flu Blues
6. 31 AugWhich is more dangerous: Marijuana or Alcohol?
7. 31 AugSHERMAN FREDERICK: Enough is enough, Harry
8. 30 AugCymbalta for depression ad
9. 30 AugNo Agenda Netcast #126 – Now On Cage Match
10. 30 AugIndictment of Coke, Pepsi and big business… an incredible video.
11. 30 Aug57% would vote to replace entire Congress
12. 30 AugLockerbie bomber released for oil interests
13. 30 AugCan You Guess Where this Audio Came From?
14. 30 AugCongresswoman: Castro one of the brightest leaders; insinuates revolution to “kick out the wealthy”
15. 30 AugWhen They Ban Ray Guns, Only Space Alien Criminals Will Have Ray Guns!
16. 30 Aug“Do you have your license to use this computer, ma’m?”
17. 30 Aug9/11 Conspiracy Theories Proved Wrong
18. 30 AugIT AIN’T AMERICA NO MO’!
19. 30 AugU.K. “Humanists” protest against Noah’s Ark Creationist Zoo in U.K.
20. 30 AugSchool Kid Beaten Up by Police After Refusing to Have School ID Picture Taken
21. 30 AugThe followers of Ganesha (my baby squirrel)
22. 29 AugGeneration Y are the “biggest wasters of energy and water”
23. 29 AugSuicidal Cows Baffle Scientists
24. 29 AugHealth insurance reform propaganda
25. 29 AugThe Personal Social Networking Toolkit!
26. 29 AugThose Wacky Army Psyops Guys!
27. 29 AugTax Writing Chairman “Forgot” to Report as much as 780K in Income
28. 29 AugIs text driving as bad as drunk driving?
29. 29 AugThe Infomercial For The Infomercial Stopper — Get Your’s Today! Operators Standing By!
30. 29 AugSo There Was This Lime In A Sexy Clinch With A Lemon On The Candy…
31. 29 AugThe Government Can
32. 28 AugExpect your computer to be seized without suspicion at border
33. 28 AugPetrified Wood found on the Moon! (Not really!)
34. 28 AugWorld’s Most Major Event Dept. — Election result could end 54-year run of Japan’s ruling party, the LDP.
35. 28 AugIn Today’s DIY Corner — How To Rendition And Interrogate a High Value Detainee
36. 28 AugNo Agenda Netcast #125 – Now On Cage Match
37. 28 AugBill would give president emergency control of Internet
38. 28 AugMossberg puppet’s Snow Leopard review
39. 28 AugFed Chairman Victim of Identity Theft
40. 28 AugExpert Sees 1000 Bank Failures?
41. 28 AugAre We Heading Down The Wrong Road With All Electric Vehicles?
42. 28 AugDvorak Poll: How Fast Is Your Interwebitube?
43. 28 AugYou Thought The ‘Death Panels’ Was As Low As They Could Go? Ha!
44. 28 AugToyota pulls plug on US factory in Fremont
45. 28 AugArgentina Supreme Court rules personal marijuana use is OK
46. 27 AugAIG CEO Expresses Fear and Anger at His Critics
47. 27 AugNokia to go with Linux?
48. 27 AugEnergizer “D” Battery Exposed!
49. 27 AugDedicated to the Members of DU (Language NSFW)
50. 27 Aug‘Fish Empathy Center’ In A Lighthouse — Of Course It’s PETA
51. 27 AugSnow Leopard Could Level Security Playing Field
52. 27 AugInspiration On The Toilet: 2 HP Computers + 9 Printers + Newsprint = $7 Million In Phony Bills
53. 27 AugDemocrat Smashes Democrat HQ to Make GOP Look Bad
54. 27 AugGovernment enlists schools to “help” with 2010 Census
55. 27 AugHoly Ice Cream, Batman! It’s An Immaculate Confection!
56. 27 AugArchos May Beat Apple To Market With A Tablet Computer — Running Google’s Android
57. 27 AugVideo – Ben Stiller Explains Twitter to Mickey Rooney
58. 27 Aug‘Dangerous Celeb’ Jessica Biel Might Raise Awareness of Web Security Issues
59. 27 AugMotorola’s Android Scheduled
60. 27 AugWoman sues, claims judge forced her to remove hijab in Michigan court
61. 27 AugWould Michael Jackson have died anyway?
62. 27 AugOne-hit-wonder rapper earns her PhD, makes Warner Music pay for it!
63. 26 AugCriminal charges against Brazilian president of the Senate archived (by Senate mandate)
64. 26 AugGeithner and the Fed exposed in Digg Dialogg interview
65. 26 AugSeven Good Reasons To Leave Your Husband at Home While You Go Shopping
66. 26 AugHumor on the NET: Installing a Husband
67. 26 AugSwine flu could hospitalize 2 million in U.S. this winter — or not
68. 26 AugTown Hall Comedy Continues. Howard Dean shouted down at health care forum
69. 26 AugStimulus Checks Mistakenly Sent to 1,700 Inmates, Federal Agency Says
70. 26 AugHomeless Man Tasered…Then Bursts into Flames!!!
71. 26 AugBusted: 1 Crime Solved Per 1000 Surveillance Cameras In London
72. 26 AugCaption This Photo
73. 26 AugAntidepressants Aren’t Just For Breakfast Anymore
74. 26 AugU.S. Senator Edward Kennedy dies
75. 26 Aug‘Paris Syndrome’ leaves Japanese tourists in shock
76. 26 AugLondon Police ‘steal’ from unlocked cars
77. 26 AugMicrosoft Edits Black Man Out of Photo, Apologizes
78. 25 AugPirate Bay Will Not Die
79. 25 AugSketchy video of Michael Jackson alive after helicopter transport to coroner
80. 25 AugPowerful PSA on Texting while Driving
81. 25 AugObama Reappoints “Helicopter Ben” to 2nd Term
82. 25 AugExposing ‘The Family’, The Secret Self-proclaimed Christian Mafia that will Rule the World
83. 25 Aug“I bet you aced that class in stupidity at Occidental College.”
84. 25 AugComing This Fall: ‘Cash For Clunker Refrigerators’
85. 25 Aug15, Blind, Lonely — And (Evil?) Genius Phone Phreak
86. 25 AugWho will care for your pet when the Rapture comes? Atheists!
87. 25 AugDvorak Horowitz Unplugged Dissecting the Success of the Apple Store. Why MSFT Retail is Doomed.
88. 24 AugWhere is the stimulus money going to? Sex education.
89. 24 AugApps on the Zune Soon
90. 24 AugCoroner: Michael Jackson’s death a homicide
91. 24 AugVA Coding Glitch Blamed for 1200 Veterans Being told they are Dying From Lou Gehrig’s (ALS) Disease
92. 24 AugColorado Activists Confront CDC Official on Mandatory Vaccinations
93. 24 AugGigantic Lightning Jets Shoot from Clouds to Space
94. 24 AugMichael Moore’s ‘Capitalism: A Love Story’
95. 24 AugRendition of Terror Suspects Will Continue Under Obama
96. 24 AugCaption this photo
97. 24 AugMadoff dying from “cancer”
98. 24 AugPlastic to Replace Pint Glass in Pubs by UK’s Ridiculous Nanny State
99. 24 AugA Tribute To 8-Bit Video Games Done With Legos
100. 24 AugInsurance Companies Poised To Make A Bundle Off Of Obamacare
101. 24 AugNo Agenda #124 – Now On Cage Match
102. 23 AugWhat you need to know about the swine flu vaccination campaign
103. 23 AugWhat Tech Marvel Could Possibly Be Inside This Huge Box From HP?
104. 23 AugAre You Old? Depends On What You Mean By ‘Old’, Sonny. Now, Get Off My Lawn!
105. 23 AugWhat Consumers Are (and Aren’t) Buying
106. 23 AugWeekend Reading: Gov’t 2009 National Drug Threat Assessment
107. 23 AugReally funny Daily Show 2004 skit on spammers
108. 22 AugBirthers rejoice because of Obama’s age on Myspace
109. 22 AugBuy A Fake Designer Item In Europe, Go To Jail
110. 22 AugCorporate America jumps ship, swims to cheaper pastures!
111. 22 AugSean Hannity to Run for Prez….but only if God tells him To
112. 22 AugParaglider Lands, Delivers Package, then Takes Off from JFK Airport….WTF?
113. 22 AugVIDEO: Dissolvable bikini in action
114. 22 AugTime To Update Asimov’s Three Laws of Robotics?
115. 22 AugHow Long Do You Have To Work (If You Still Have A Job) To Buy A Big Mac?
116. 22 AugA Brief Review Of The ‘Avatar Day’ Footage
117. 22 AugWhat It Will Take To Enlist In The Military
118. 22 AugGen XXX – Doin’ it porn style!
119. 22 AugMcAfee founder goes from US$100 Million to US$4 million…Oooops!
120. 22 AugMexico decriminalizes drug possession
121. 22 AugLions and Tigers and Sea Monsters?… Oh My!
122. 21 AugCaption This Photo
123. 21 AugProof that this health-care bill sucks
124. 21 AugJon Stewart grills “death panel” originator
125. 21 AugTrailer for Michael Moore’s ‘Capitalism: A Love Story’
126. 21 AugTop Ten Myths About Civil Society Participation in ICANN
127. 21 AugWhy We Need A Data Strategy
128. 21 AugThis Story’s Too Weird For A Coherent Headline — Just Read It
129. 21 AugRandom Number Dept. — Twelve Year Old Catches Two Foul Balls in a Single At-bat
130. 21 AugNo Agenda Netcast #123 – Now Available On Cage Match
131. 21 AugBack to real news: Michelle Obama wears shorts, oh no!
132. 21 AugBrazil already getting out of recession: real jobs being created
133. 21 AugWorm Magic Trick Rocks
134. 21 AugFreedom Watch: great show about politics analysis
135. 20 AugRidiculous Waterslide Jump. Real or Fake??
136. 20 AugAre You Addicted to the Internet?
137. 20 AugObama contradicts himself on illegal immigrants having access to health care (VIDEO)
138. 20 AugNo “Pubic” Option and other funny signs from town hall protests
139. 20 AugSeattle teens, kids choose to be human guinea pigs for H1N1 flu vaccine tests
140. 20 AugMove Over Octomom, You Loser… You’ve been Pwned by Dodecamom!!!!
141. 20 AugEver Dream Of Being On Top Of Marilyn Monroe? Now You Can Be!
142. 20 AugOne Brit’s View On How The U.S. Rightwing Has Imploded Since Obama
143. 20 AugVideo ads coming to Entertainment Weekly’s print magazine
144. 20 AugUltra Thin Video Player Almost Fits On A Magazine Page
145. 20 AugBuffett: Who’s going to lend us $1.8 trillion?
146. 20 AugLTE Advanced Pushed by EU
147. 19 AugIs the woman who won the 800m World Championship a HE?
148. 19 AugWoman Yells ‘Heil Hitler’ to Jewish Man Praising Israel’s National Health Care System
149. 19 AugThe Famous ‘Alien at The Window’ Clip
150. 19 AugCome On Kids, Time For Atheist Camp!
151. 19 AugDvorak Poll: Will You Switch To Windows 7?
152. 19 AugRepublican Senator Grassley says, “I’ll vote against health care reform, even if I agree with it!”
153. 18 AugLast Chance for FREE WIn 7
154. 18 AugSony Officially Announces $299 PS3 Slim
155. 18 AugFox News “expert” blatantly lies about government sites’ cookies saying they track your online behavior
156. 18 AugHuge Increase in Internet Usage via Handheld Devices
157. 18 AugYou make a, er, um… stunning Hindu love goddess, sir
158. 18 AugWhite House admits to spamming
159. 18 AugCaption This Photo
160. 18 AugIs AOL making a stealth comeback?
161. 18 AugDNA Evidence Can Be Fabricated!
162. 18 AugObama Joker artist unveiled: 20-year-old college student
163. 18 AugWill God ask Michele Bachmann to run for President?
164. 17 AugAOL eMail Slips Again!
165. 17 Aug90% of US paper money contains traces of cocaine
166. 17 AugSEC’s new “Media Policy” bans Twitter, Facebook, Flickr and YouTube – for fans!
167. 17 AugCaption This Photo
168. 17 AugBritain releases files reporting UFO encounters
169. 17 AugLife Away From Earth May Be More Likely Than Thought
170. 17 AugCaption This Photo
171. 17 AugEnterprise Saved Money By Buying, Renting then Selling Cars Without Air Bags
172. 17 AugGet A Clue Dept. Bentley shows $300,000 ‘difficult business case,’ the Mulsanne
173. 17 AugDvorak & Horowitz Unplugged Number 31. A Horrible Situation.
174. 17 AugMexico revamps borders staff
175. 17 AugWhile country on crisis, Obama sightseeing with family
176. 17 AugDoes Fox need Obama in office for good ratings?
177. 16 AugNo Agenda #122 – Now Available On Cage Match
178. 16 AugSwine flu readiness urged as US students return to school
179. 16 AugBritish swimming pools are imposing Muslim dress codes
180. 16 AugMan who ‘threatened to blow up the White House’ is tasered by police after eight-hour stand-off
181. 16 AugTHUNDER BOLT – 100 meters in 9.58 second – The New World Record
182. 16 AugSelling my first Provisional Patent
183. 16 AugWhite House ready to drop public option
184. 16 AugPapal blessing sought to halt the melting of the Aletsch glacier
185. 16 AugUPDATE: Apple To Detect When You Inflict “Consumer Abuse Events” On Their Products
186. 16 AugIs Dave Winer the biggest innovator of the web?
187. 16 AugThe Computer Madoff Used To Make Off With Millions
188. 16 AugGates Foundation Bailing Out Of Health Care & Pharma Investments
189. 16 AugUS government sent confidential letters to neurologists warning them that the swine flu vaccine can cause Guillain-Barre
190. 16 AugIn effort to save money, Chicago government to close on Monday
191. 15 AugObama on gov’t health care: “it’s the Post Office that’s always having problems”
192. 15 AugBrazilian government bans flu medicine ads
193. 15 Aug“My private parts fell out”
194. 15 AugScientists Force Fungus to Have Sex to Create Biofuel
195. 15 AugWeird Gun Ownership Bill Creeps Out of Chicago
196. 15 AugTasering Is Out Of Control
197. 15 AugUncle Dave Reviews: District 9 — The Best Damn Science Fiction Film In Years
198. 14 AugZune coming with Touch Screen
199. 14 AugThe Studley Tool Chest
200. 14 AugVideo: Hubble View Of The Ultra Deep Field In 3D
201. 14 AugComcast says the FCC hasn’t the right to enforce Net Neutrality
202. 14 AugMaine Preparing For Swine Flu Riots
203. 14 AugDid You Know The FCC Has A Diversity Czar And What He Wants To Do?
204. 14 AugNo Agenda #121 – Now On Cage Match
205. 14 AugWoman Lights Herself On Fire Runs Through Mall
206. 14 AugVideo of the New York Airplane – Helicopter Collision
207. 14 AugSquirrel Hams it up in Candid Shot
208. 14 AugSony Makes Reader Ecclectic
209. 13 AugCaption This Photo
210. 13 AugUrban Dictionary: interwebitubes recognized as a word!!
211. 13 AugFighting Dirty — Dems and Repubs Duking It Out Over Healthcare
212. 13 AugBrazil crime show boosts ratings through murder
213. 13 AugFrance, Germany appear to exit recession
214. 13 AugPalm caught snooping on Pre owners
215. 13 AugMassachusetts deputizes dentists to perform swine flu vaccinations
216. 13 AugDvorak Poll: Would You Pay To Read A Newspaper’s Website?
217. 13 AugToxic Assets Still Endangering Many Banks’ Recovery
218. 12 AugMS-WORD BANNED!
219. 12 AugAre You A Meme ‘Typhoid Mary’?
220. 12 AugTwo Brits Convicted For Refusing To Decrypt Data
221. 12 AugSpecial Report: Is US Chief Information Officer (CIO) Vivek Kundra a Phony?
222. 11 AugPerseid meteors to shower – tonight!
223. 11 AugJury finds for Minnie Mouse in groping case
224. 11 AugGoogle’s “Caffeine” looks like Google GTI
225. 11 AugAlaskan legislative “Death Panel” kills Sarah Palin veto
226. 11 AugBrowser Cookie Cleaning Preventing Your Being Tracked On The Web? You Wish!
227. 11 AugHillary Clinton and her Short Fuse
228. 11 AugTamiflu Should Not Be Given To Children
229. 11 AugFacebook Buys Friendfeed — Should be Facefeed!
230. 10 AugA Peculiar Man Was Shot
231. 10 AugThe American Form of Government
232. 10 AugDead baby comes to life before funeral
233. 10 Aug“Man-child” tricks woman into changing his diapers
234. 10 AugTeddy Bears at 98,700 feet!
235. 10 Aug70,000 Feet Up In A U-2
236. 10 AugDog house costs more than median price for an American home – WTF?
237. 9 AugIncredible Lyre Bird Does Jackhammer
238. 9 AugNo Agenda #120 – Now On Cage Match
239. 9 AugFederal Judge Rules That Fake Hitler Pics Are OK
240. 9 AugObese Texas inmate hides gun in his flabs of fat
241. 9 AugThe 3000 Year Old Michael Jackson Statue
242. 9 AugUS advisor says we’ll start to leave Afghanistan in two years
243. 9 AugMany Sex Crime Registries And Laws Are A Crime
244. 9 AugDoes Taking An Axe To Your Boyfriend’s Door Qualify For A Shootin’ To Commence?
245. 9 AugClimate Change To Be A Military Nightmare
246. 9 AugTerry Gilliam’s ‘The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus’
247. 8 AugA Whale Hauled Through Taiwan Dumps Guts in Street
248. 8 AugCloud-Generating Ship Armada to Sink Climate Change
249. 8 AugMore Blackwater Allegations… Child Prostitutes, Wife Swapping, Murder… etc…
250. 8 AugGoogle To Apple: Up Yours! Google Voice Now Available Online
251. 8 AugLocal reporter outs Republican astroturfer
252. 8 AugMicrosoft’s Project Natal In Action
253. 8 AugFlorida man blames pussycat for downloading child porn
254. 8 AugMadoff Bill Considered… Forcing Inmates to Pay for their Stay
255. 8 AugRunaway Tire Nearly Kills Cop
256. 7 AugWhite House to Democrats: ‘Punch back twice as hard’
257. 7 AugRepairing Your Mac Using Only A Hammer by Rapper & Actor Ice-T
258. 7 Aug“Punking the Birthers? Priceless!
259. 7 AugStupid in America
260. 7 AugCongress Goes Nuts Buying New Hot Jets for Itself
261. 7 AugProof of Martian Life?
262. 7 AugThis Is Your Taxidermist On Drugs
263. 7 AugHow to: Chocolate-covered bacon on a stick
264. 7 Aug7 out of 10 clunkers traded in on US-built cars
265. 7 AugGuys, Are You Going On A Date Tonight? Want To Know If You’ll Have Sex?
266. 7 AugAnother Recession Effect — The Baby Un-boom
267. 7 AugNo Agenda Netcast #119 – Now On Cage Match
268. 7 AugPsycho “Radio Host” Minister Preaching about Nuke Under Washington DC
269. 7 AugWikipedia Reveals Answers to Rorschach Test
270. 6 AugSales Up Up Up!
271. 6 AugTwitter Crippled by Denial-of-Service (DoS) Attack
272. 6 AugThe PA. Gym Killer, In His Own Words
273. 6 AugRupert Murdoch plans to charge for the Web, sue everyone!
274. 6 AugSaddam’s Palaces Opulent? Ha! You Haven’t Seen The Dallas Cowboys’ New Stadium!
275. 6 AugHow You’re Getting Screwed In The Stock Market
276. 6 AugFox News Host Losing An Argument With A Democrat? Time For Breaking News About…
277. 6 AugInternet Addict Beaten to Death at Rehab Center — by Staff!
278. 5 AugHave your hump with or without gravy?
279. 5 AugBlackwater Founder Accused of Murder, Encouraging a ‘Christian Crusade’ to Eliminate Islam
280. 5 AugPoll: British Women prefer Hairy, Smelly, Beer Bellied Men over Metrosexual Femme boys
281. 5 AugDiseased African Monkeys Used to Make Swine Flu Vaccines
282. 5 AugBlog of the Month Dept. — Roadblock Revelations
283. 5 AugCruising through the Giant Pacific Garbage Patch
284. 5 AugWoman to marry amusement park ride
285. 4 AugIxquick Metasearch — Outstanding and Secure Search Engine
286. 4 AugSlick Willie Scores in North Korea (It’s not what you’re thinking)
287. 4 AugMarines ban Twitter
288. 4 AugSt. Clair County man accused of felonious drunken lawnmower driving
289. 4 AugWomanizer suffers superglued stiffie
290. 4 AugBanksy vs Bristol Museum
291. 4 AugObama “Joker” Poster Causing a Stir in L.A. — Threats Ensue
292. 4 AugNew GI Bill — $78 billion for college tuition
293. 4 AugCaption This Photo
294. 4 AugToday’s Major Crime Report — 9-Yr Old Busted By Officer For Playing In A Tree
295. 4 AugHow Not To Create A Campaign Website
296. 4 AugJobless graduate sues her college
297. 3 AugHave you seen this yet?
298. 3 AugRadio Shack to be Renamed The Shack
299. 3 AugEconomic Outlook Index, July 2009
300. 3 AugLiberal Protesters Express Displeasure with Obama Health Care Plan… Rep. Doggett (D) Flees
301. 3 Aug“Suppose we get the South Park guys to make a sales promo for the film studio we just bought…”
302. 3 AugFinally, a real cure for Swine Flu!
303. 3 AugWhat the Hotness of Your Waitress Says About the Economy
304. 3 AugGov’t CCTV Cameras to Be Put in British Homes to Monitor Family Behavior
305. 3 AugEric Schmidt resigns from Apple board
306. 3 AugOddly, Health Insurance Industry Isn’t Interested In Helping People, Only Their Wallets
307. 3 AugFirms cited in bridge collapse get $55 million in new contracts
308. 3 AugWho Could Have Guessed That Fixing The Deficit Would Require New Taxes?
309. 3 AugAre You A TWIT? No, The Other Kind!
310. 3 AugNo Agenda #118 – Now On Cage Match
311. 3 AugMassive Fail in Turkey
312. 2 AugAnother One Man Band
313. 2 AugTime Lapse Charcoal Drawing — Megan Fox
314. 2 AugWeekend Special — This Guy’s Good!
315. 2 AugCorrections Getting Hilarious at the New York Times
316. 2 AugLog into Cars.gov and Turn Your Computer Over to Obama
317. 2 AugGuilty of Homicide! Prayer is no substitute for medical care
318. 2 AugBREAKING NEWS — Sarah & Todd Palin Getting A Divorce! Or Not! Maybe…
319. 2 AugHow to get off jury duty in Florida
320. 2 AugWhat If Katy Perry And Aerosmith Were Ukranians With An Accordian…
321. 1 AugUnidentified Flying Object over Lake Havasu Arizona
322. 1 AugCaption This Photo
323. 1 AugPic of the Day Dept.
324. 1 AugWeekend Wild. Straight Street Hoops Court part 3
325. 1 AugCool Click and Drag Video
326. 1 AugFCC To Investigate Apple’s App Store Practices
327. 1 AugThe Mother of the Year Award Goes To…
328. 1 AugIs ‘Cash For Clunkers’ A Clunker Of A Deal?
329. 1 AugMusharraf faces exile to avoid trial for treason

July 2009

1. 31 JulBoy, Are You Glad We’ve Progressed Beyond… [bzzzz, click, ding! reboot]
2. 31 JulFriends…
3. 31 JulHooker Escort Offered Seat in EU Parliament
4. 31 JulWater soluble bikini — Cheap!
5. 31 JulCash for Clunkers runs out of money in a week!
6. 31 JulCops stalk surrogate mom of Sarah Jessica Parker twins – WTF?
7. 31 JulGeorgia cops busted for snooping Obama
8. 31 JulYucca Mountain Is Dead
9. 31 JulThe 1st Amendment Is Dead — Guy Arrested For Saying He Hated Cops
10. 31 JulNo Agenda #117 – Now On Cage Match
11. 31 JulThe Beer Summit — A Teachable Moment… About Beer
12. 31 JulFlash a Gang Sign on MySpace… Get 5 Years Hard Labor!
13. 30 JulIntel Sez: Upgrade!
14. 30 JulCrackdown on peer-to-peer file-sharing following Obama ‘safe-house’ leak
15. 30 JulTanning Beds More Dangerous than Plutonium!
16. 30 JulOutsourced Boeing 787 wing flaw extends inside plane
17. 30 JulTransit gets funds to fight terrorism — in Seattle!
18. 30 JulMilitary to Assist FEMA with Swine Flu Hysteria
19. 30 JulSteve Jobs — Big Man on Campus, again
20. 30 JulBernard Madoff amazed he was untouched by the SEC for so long
21. 30 JulShe’ll Keep Having Babies (14th on the way) Until Allowed To Keep One
22. 30 JulDRM’d Content Providers Laugh At The Idea You Should Be Able To Use What You Bought Forever
23. 30 JulIn England, The National Health Service Wants You To Die At Home… Erm, Stay At Home If You Have Swine Flu, Or Any Other Flu For That Matter
24. 30 JulDvorak-Horowitz Unplugged Podcast #30 — The China Syndrome!
25. 29 JulIPhone Jailbreaking is Terrorism
26. 29 JulWindows 7 activation already cracked
27. 29 JulVideo – Overpopulation: The Making Of A Myth
28. 29 JulIs Your Congressman Using Taxpayer Money To Push Religion On Foreign Leaders?
29. 29 JulYahoo and Microsoft agree on Search deal
30. 29 JulDead father may reacquire rights. Sort of…
31. 29 JulRecession Busting: Brothels Offering Buffet-Style, Flat-Rate, All You Can F__ Deals & More!
32. 29 JulNot Riding Your Bike Safely With Your 3-Year Old? A Shot In The Head Should Fix That!
33. 29 JulHealthcare Costs Per State And Where Each State’s Senators Stand
34. 28 JulNo More Gangster Games in China
35. 28 JulAmazing Photo Of The Space Station & Shuttle Against The Sun
36. 28 JulCivilian who ‘almost’ joined the Army… arrested for desertion!
37. 28 JulStudy: Texting While Driving Increases Crash Risk 23-fold
38. 28 JulWhen a dyslexic driver programs the GPS…
39. 28 JulCurious Sign
40. 28 JulYeah, Baby! Evolution Is Making Women Hotter! Men, Not So Much.
41. 28 JulTransparent aluminium is ‘new state of matter’
42. 28 JulNissan shows off new electric vehicle prototype
43. 28 JulPalin’s Farewell Speech Presented As A Poem By William Shatner
44. 28 JulThere’s An Allergy To WiFi In The Afterlife?
45. 28 JulVideo – Taser X3 Demo
46. 27 JulPalm Pre for $99? Who knows?
47. 27 JulThe ‘Man Cave’ Guys Escape Prosecution, For Now
48. 27 JulHyper-Barcodes Coming Soon
49. 27 JulU.S. citizens wrongly detained, deported by ICE Idiots
50. 27 JulSwine Flu Trumps Terrorism as the #1 THREAT!!!! Catacombs to be used for the Dead!
51. 27 JulOh, the anticipation –- for a sweet, fizzy, milky ‘vibrancy’ drink!
52. 27 JulDick Cheney Shown Flying Saucers and ET at Area 51
53. 27 JulWorst families in Britain will be put in ‘sin bins’
54. 27 JulHow it feels to be sued for $4.5 million for sharing music
55. 27 JulThe Abortion War Has Changed
56. 27 JulNo Agenda #116 – Now Available On Cage Match
57. 26 Jul‘Bama Bible Bangers Blow Tops Over “Porn” Wine Label
58. 26 JulFor students who would like to major in beer…
59. 26 JulA Smashing Good Way To Cure (or not) Constipation
60. 26 JulBusted: Paradise For Prisoners & Crooked Cops
61. 26 JulReincarnation Bank? You’ve got to be kidding!
62. 26 JulYeeehaa! The Recession Is Over! Sort Of.
63. 25 JulWant to undo your salvation? Our operators are here to help you.
64. 25 JulFood tattoos – tasty or just plain demented?
65. 25 JulThe Wedding Dance
66. 25 JulHeadline Of The Day: “Swedish lesbians suck sperm banks dry”
67. 24 JulPart Bicycle, Part Motorcycle but it’s no Moped
68. 24 JulLegal “loophole” in Rhode Island permits 16-year-old strippers
69. 24 JulFlorida town fires manager married to porn star
70. 24 JulYour Next 300 KPH Koenigsegg CCX
71. 24 JulAll children should have a flu shot!
72. 24 JulWhen Is A Vegetable Not A Vegetable? When It’s A Coma.
73. 24 JulTexas politicians aim to rewrite history
74. 24 JulThe Case of the Chinese iPhone Worker ‘Suicide’ — Time For CSI
75. 24 JulWhile Using It As A Model, Obama Ignores MA’s Lessons Learned On Health Care Reform
76. 24 JulNo Agenda #115 – Now On Cage Match
77. 24 JulFDA Likely to Approve H1N1 Vaccine In Advance of Test Data
78. 24 JulMicrosoft Takes a Bath!
79. 23 JulJon Stewart Answers The Goofy Obama ‘Birthers’
80. 23 JulThe Irony — The Cop Who Arrested Prof. Gates Is A Racial Profiling Trainer
81. 23 JulPOLL: Who is America’s most trusted newscaster?
82. 23 JulBarnes & Noble, Plastic Logic to use AT&T network for new e-reader
83. 23 JulJournalist Files Charges against WHO and UN for Bioterrorism and Intent to Commit Mass Murder
84. 23 JulNJ politicians, rabbis arrested for money laundering, trafficking body parts – WTF?
85. 23 JulR.I.P. — HD-DVD and the Taco Bell Chihuahua
86. 23 JulRaining Pain From The Sky
87. 23 JulSwitching to Real News… Amy Winehouse to Launch Perfume Line
88. 23 JulWin 7 Ready to Go!
89. 22 JulNeed A New Brain? It Should Be Ready In About 10 Years!
90. 22 JulBach duo
91. 22 JulAirman goes into surgery to remove gallbladder. Loses two legs instead.
92. 22 JulCalifornia to Release 27,000 Criminals To Ease Budget Concerns
93. 22 JulStop the Presses! Dead Shark!
94. 22 JulHooker recorded deal with her pimp before jumping in the sack with Berlusconi
95. 22 JulCaption This Photo
96. 22 JulCan we cut through the scientific hocus pocus and discuss what this solar eclipse really means? It means WE’RE DOOMED!
97. 22 JulThe Tricks Of The (Obama) Trade
98. 22 JulDvorak-Horowitz Podcast. Reflecting on the Market’s Move Up.
99. 21 JulThose Crazy Baboons…
100. 21 JulMSFT Poaches again
101. 21 JulJupiter Hit by Comet Again?
102. 21 JulVegetarianism… a Different Perspective
103. 21 JulCoppers Taser perp – he bursts into flames
104. 21 JulThe Fight To Not Buy Unneeded F-22s
105. 21 JulGo Off on a Lying Dog Telemarketer… Go to Jail as a Terrorist
106. 21 JulBlackberry update from Telco = spyware
107. 21 JulMonkey Business in Texas Burglary
108. 21 JulBlack professor busted by cops – in his own home – with ID – because they suspected he broke in!
109. 21 JulDipshit British Police helicopter squad busts up simple Birthday Party
110. 21 JulNokia Goes Mega
111. 20 JulVideo – John Glenn Lecture Series 40th Anniversary of Apollo 11
112. 20 JulVideo – Apollo 11 Moon Landing
113. 20 JulLawsuit links Apple to Mafia
114. 20 JulVideo – Joint Strike Fighter Assembly and Test Flights
115. 20 JulChristian Party wants public register for women who have abortions
116. 20 JulNigerian Kings Happy Because ‘Expert’ Interwebitube Users Still Open Spam Emails
117. 20 JulSurprise! TARP Money Used For Other Than Specified Purposes
118. 20 JulNo Agenda #114 Now On Cage Match
119. 20 JulI’ll be president of Europe if you give me the power Sez Blair
120. 19 JulPic of the Day Dept.
121. 19 JulOK. This is just wrong on so many levels…
122. 19 JulA Sunday CATcerto, Featuring Nora on Piano
123. 19 JulCops Bust Neighborhood Lemonade Stand on a Tip From Suspicious Neighbor… Good Job!!!!!
124. 19 JulMexican police arrested –- connected with killings of Federal officers
125. 19 JulYou Can’t Sue Swine Flu Vaccine Makers If Anything Goes Wrong
126. 19 JulFeds Finally Admit Chipped Passports Aren’t Secure — Of Course, Your Fault If Data Is Stolen
127. 19 JulSwine Flu Ambulance Appears in Italy
128. 19 JulBlasting Goldman-Sachs
129. 18 JulThe World According to Monsanto
130. 18 JulWoman Driver Wrecks Wienermobile
131. 18 JulRon Paul vs A Fed Governor
132. 18 JulHouse to allow funding for needle exchanges?
133. 18 JulOut Of Work? Need Help Finding A Job? DU To The Rescue!
134. 18 JulWalter Cronkite, 1916 – 2009
135. 18 JulRepublican phrase out of context – right?
136. 17 JulThe Glenn Beck Vampire Freakout Mashup
137. 17 JulWhy DRM is not a good idea…
138. 17 JulCongress squanders tax-dollars on F-22’s
139. 17 JulSwine-Flu Vaccine Production Hits a Snag. WHO Decides to “Tweak” the Virus. WHY!?!
140. 17 JulTexas – and 27 other states – seek permission to jam jail cell phones
141. 17 JulWashington Normal — Selling One’s Beliefs To The Highest Bidder
142. 17 JulNo Agenda #113 Now On Cage Match
143. 17 JulVideo – The Apple iPhone Ad You Will Never See
144. 17 JulNobody is Doing Well!
145. 16 JulBoil A Lobster, Go To Jail?
146. 16 JulNASA Update: We’ve Been Had! NASA’s “Lost” Footage Was ERASED!!!
147. 16 JulApple’s Lawyers Demanded MS Pull their Laptop Hunters Ads
148. 16 JulBack to Real News: President Obama wears “Mom Jeans” (and he throws like your little sister)
149. 16 JulCanadian doctors move to include euthanasia as appropriate care
150. 16 JulDid You Know Enforced Swine Flu Shot This Fall Is Really Multiple Shots?
151. 16 JulMicrosoft to open retail stores next to Apple’s
152. 16 JulDvorak-Horowitz Unplugged #28 Is the Stock Market Being Manipulated?
153. 16 JulVideo – Apollo 11 Launch – Celebrating 40 Years Of The Mission To Go To The Moon
154. 16 JulCripes. Not Another One.
155. 16 JulBing a Bust According to Comscore
156. 15 JulDC Police Chief Whines about iPhone App That Monitors Speed Traps
157. 15 JulProposed military robot would refuel by eating human bodies. What could possibly go wrong?
158. 15 JulBrothel gives discount to cycle commuters
159. 15 JulGoldman Sachs Posts Record Profit… to Distributes Record Bonuses, and Business as Usual
160. 15 JulParents Excluded From School Events Because Pedophiles Might Get In
161. 15 Jul3-year-old floats down river on toy truck
162. 15 JulVideo – Space Shuttle Booster Rockets Camera
163. 15 JulWhat’s Happened To All The Toxic Assets?
164. 15 JuliPhone Wrecking Cell Phone Industry — That’s Such A Shame
165. 15 JulBumper to Bumpers Pinup Series — Now on Cage Match
166. 15 JulMarket Mystic Speaks
167. 14 JulWin 7 Rumors
168. 14 JulNews Headline of the Day…  Plane Downed by Thrown Bridal Bouquet?
169. 14 JulIs Obama’s Pick for Surgeon General “Fit” for the Job
170. 14 JulBBC WMD Mole Dr. David Kelly Murdered?
171. 14 JulPassengers Freak as SW Airlines Flight Puts the Top Down… Mid Flight!!!
172. 14 JulUnemployment Scam Numbers
173. 14 JulExxon investing $600 million for prototype facilities making biofuels from algae
174. 14 JulSarahPAC takes in $733,000 –- donates $10,000 to candidates
175. 14 JulBizarre Product Video Ads
176. 14 JulObama To Overhaul Color Coded Terror Alert System — What Would You Replace It With?
177. 14 JulEconomy Getting Better? Hahahahaha!
178. 14 JulVideo – Hooters Girl Barstool Trick
179. 14 JulWhy American Media Sucks
180. 14 JulAuto-Tune the News #6: Michael Jackson. drugs. Palin.
181. 14 JulWe Can Tell What You’re Typing, So Stop It!
182. 13 JulMicrosoft All Over the News
183. 13 JulKim Jong-Il…   Ill with Pancreatic Cancer?
184. 13 JulDrunks with guns in Tennessee
185. 13 JulFacebook – the book. Facebook – the movie. Facebook – the bullshit.
186. 13 JulNo Agenda #112 Now On Cage Match
187. 12 JulPentagon Study: Smoking is Hazardous to Soldiers Health
188. 12 JulPimp my entry to the 2012 Olympics
189. 12 JulMortgage Idiocy — Bank Sues Itself Which Denies Charges
190. 12 JulIt was Cheney! Anyone surprised?
191. 12 JulIowa asks: Is butter an art?
192. 12 JulRecovery.gov Tells You Where Your Money Went — After A Mere $9-18 Million Makeover!
193. 11 JulOblivious Girl Falls Into Sewage Manhole While Texting
194. 11 JulPope simplifies life for Obama, gives him FREE bioethics answer book!
195. 11 JulBill Gates — Hurricane Wrangler
196. 11 JulDvorak Poll: Will YOU Submit to a Mandatory Flu Shot This Fall?
197. 11 JulSuppressed 60 Minutes Report from 1977-1978 on Swine Flu Fiasco
198. 11 JulAmericans respect science – they just don’t understand any of it
199. 11 JulBush Surveillance Program Goes Beyond Congress And 4th Amendment
200. 11 JulNo Agenda #111 Now On Cage Match
201. 11 JulNeed A Reason To Get Thin? How About Swine Flu Kills Fat People?
202. 10 JulCaption This Photo
203. 10 JulThe Great Airplane Toilet Paper Experiment
204. 10 JulWill Chrome OS offend the Open Source Community – WGAS?
205. 10 JulCaption This Photo
206. 10 JulBaseball Stats On Steroids
207. 10 JulTrain versus Tornado!
208. 10 JulShould Google CEO stay on Apple’s board
209. 10 JulObama’s Books Deemed National Security Risk So Supermax Prisoners Can’t Read Them
210. 10 JulWhere Americans Are Spending Their Paychecks — If They’re Still Getting Them
211. 10 JulCongress Read A Bill Fully Before Voting On It? HAHAHA!
212. 10 JulDoes Ireland need a blasphemy law?
213. 9 JulWOW! Federal Reserve Threatens the US Government over Congressional scrutiny
214. 9 JulI Want Fiber to the Home!
215. 9 JulYou May Be a Terrorist if…
216. 9 JulCIA chose to lie to Congress starting in 2001
217. 9 JulGet Out Your Hip Waders, The Arctic Is Melting!
218. 9 JulEnd Of An Atomic Era: Berkeley’s Bevatron That Discovered The Antiproton Being Dismantled
219. 9 JulCan Spam Spammer May End up in Can
220. 8 JulMandatory Vaccination or Go To Jail in Maryland
221. 8 JulEven After Washington Metro’s Deadliest Accident, Idiot Operator Caught Texting While Driving
222. 8 JulGoogle introducing the Chrome OS
223. 8 JulIs A Jobless Economic Recovery Coming?
224. 8 JulHollywood Idea Desperation — Movie Based On View-Master In The Works
225. 8 JulDvorak-Horowitz Unplugged. Crap and Trade. Plus Gloom and more Doom.
226. 8 JulShe Can Lift A 14 Kilo Ball With Her What?!?
227. 7 JulMotorola Looking for Developers
228. 7 JulTelevangelist Lays Off Employees… Then Builds 4 Million Dollar Home… Har!
229. 7 JulSouth Carolina serial killer had a 25-page rap sheet! WTF?
230. 7 JulThe Grand Canyon State is only 6000 Years Young… sez State Senator
231. 7 JulNo Agenda #110 – Now On Cage Match
232. 7 JulCaption This Photo
233. 7 JulWorld Fascism Report. Backpackers denied entry to Ireland because they had no hotel to stay at and no bank accounts
234. 7 JulIt Crawls Through Your Veins
235. 7 JulVideo – iPhone Time Lapse Video
236. 7 JulJesus has competition among the trees
237. 7 JulVideo – Tribute to Billy Mays
238. 7 JulSwine Flu Cookies and Other Wacky Flu Stuff
239. 6 JulNokia and Android?
240. 6 JulFox News contributor slams Palin, calls liberal attacks “well deserved”
241. 6 JulLow Budget Airline to Offer Standing Room Only Transport
242. 6 JulDance through a rogue programmer scandal at Goldman-Sachs?
243. 6 JulHookers Kill Two Mexican Midget Wrestlers
244. 6 JulKey Architect of Vietnam War, Robert McNamara dead at 93
245. 6 JulSalmonella contamination forces recall of Malt-O-Meal products – again!
246. 6 JulBiden: “We misread how bad the economy was…”
247. 6 JulVideo – Michael Jackson’s Ghost Caught On Video?
248. 6 JulBritain’s new MI6 chief caught in Facebook “scandal”
249. 5 JulMichael Jackson To Be Buried Without His Brain
250. 5 JulInsane Sarah Palin, Late At Night On July 4, Threatens To Sue Entire Internet, Via Twitter
251. 5 JulBernie Employs Consultant to Find Cushy Penitentiary Digs… WTF!
252. 5 JulArizona Mom Accused of Running Teen Robbery Gang
253. 5 JulIs The Shroud Of Turin Really A Photo Of Leonardo Da Vinci?
254. 5 JulHospital employee stole patients’ shots – spread hepatitis C
255. 5 JulChildlike North Korea Is Playing With Dangerous Toys Again
256. 5 JulSouth Carolina’s Serial Killer Takes A Fifth Victim
257. 5 JulIs Bicycling Bad for Your Bones? Apparently YES!
258. 5 JulIn Case You Were Insufficiently Depressed About the Job Numbers
259. 4 JulUPDATED: Will Sarah & Todd Palin Be Indicted For Illegal Activities?
260. 4 JulSteve McNair found dead in Nashville
261. 4 JulDid Palin Quit to Return to Alaskan Independence Movement?
262. 4 JulR.I.P. CompuServe
263. 4 JulPress Secretary Gibbs Grilled Over Phoney Baloney “Town Hall” Meeting
264. 4 JulApple Blames Global Warming for it’s Overheating iPhone 3GS
265. 4 JulCaption This Photo
266. 4 JulThink Farmed Fish Are Healthier? May Not Be If They’re Fed Cows!
267. 4 JulPolygamist has 25 wives, 101 kids. Phew!
268. 4 JulWhy did Sarah Palin resign?!
269. 4 JulHappy 4th, Americans!
270. 3 JulThe Kama Sutra Of Airline Fee Screwing
271. 3 JulSarah Palin preparing her run for President?
272. 3 JulGov. Jindal approves new HS diploma for Louisiana Dummies
273. 3 JulCracked wants Obama’s daughters kidnapped! Not really, but will the media take the bait?
274. 3 JulSerial killer was on FBI payroll as a snitch
275. 3 JulAre You White And Abandoned MySpace For Facebook? You Racist!
276. 3 JulWho Needs Transformers When There’s — RoboGeisha!
277. 3 JulReal Scientists Tour The Creation Museum
278. 3 JulVideo – Beanzawave from Heinz, Now You Can Heat Your Baked Beans Right On Your Desk
279. 3 JulNo Agenda #109 – Now On Cage Match
280. 2 JulASCAP Sez: Pay Royalty Each Time Phone Rings!
281. 2 JulMicrosoft Pulls Disgusting “Puke” Ad
282. 2 JulWaledac Worm Targeting July 4th Spam Offensive
283. 2 JulTony Blair wants to be president of Europe
284. 2 Jul8 Foot Pet Python Strangles Florida Baby
285. 2 JulAre You Ready For ‘Augmented Reality’ On Your Android, iPhone, etc?
286. 2 JulWashington Post Selling Access To Reporters & Admin Officials
287. 2 JulAmerican nuns to get screwed by the Vatican?
288. 2 JulVideo – Ford F-150 Pickup Truck With Jet Engine
289. 2 JulVideo – Hardee’s Wants To Know Which Hole You Prefer
290. 2 JulVideo Of Volcanic Eruption From Photos Taken From The International Space Station
291. 2 JulCranky Geeks Episode #173 — Now on Cage Match
292. 2 JulNew Firefox Supposedly 251-percent Faster
293. 1 JulCalifornia asks, “Wanna buy a cute, slightly used state? Today only, $24 billion.”
294. 1 JulThe Republican Attack On Sarah Palin — And Themselves
295. 1 JulOperation Panther’s Claw captures not opium, but – mung beans!
296. 1 JulData.gov launches – in Beta
297. 1 JulMission Accomplished! In Iraq. Remember Iraq? We Were At The War There?
298. 1 JulRIAA triumphs in Usenet copyright case
299. 1 JulAirbus could be asked to ground all long-range airliners
300. 1 JulEx-Monsanto Lobbyist Mike Taylor to Join FDA to Approve Food

June 2009

1. 30 JunChina Hates Garfield the Cat
2. 30 Jun‘Michael Jackson Death Stress Syndrome’ — The Latest Excuse For Committing A Crime
3. 30 JunBirds of a Feather…
4. 30 JunMinnesota Supreme Court says Franken won
5. 30 JunChild found alive after airliner crashes into Indian Ocean
6. 30 JunUltimate Green — Why Tear Down A House When You Can Recycle It, Piece By Piece?
7. 30 JunSmoke, sign or UFO over park in Virginia
8. 30 JunPolitics and Prurience
9. 30 JunDH Unplugged. Horowitz Sees Nothing Good. Doom and Gloom Report! Yikes!
10. 30 JunMadoff Suicide Watch!
11. 29 JunJesus Shows Up in Coffee Stain Complete with Crown of Thorns
12. 29 JunPelosi Won’t Give Public a Week to Review Text of Health-Care Bill Before House Votes on It
13. 29 JunPalm Screws Sideloaders
14. 29 JunIran “recount” gives Ahmadinejad win!
15. 29 JunMore BS About Cap and Trade
16. 29 JuniPhone 3G Proves to be a Hot Commodity… Not in a Good Way
17. 29 JunBlackberry Saves Skier from 700ft. Fall
18. 29 JunMadoff sentenced to 150 years!
19. 29 JunThe Loophole That Allowed GE To Get Biggest Bundle Of Bank Bailout Money
20. 29 JunUltra-Orthodox battle police over parking lot
21. 29 JunAnother Astonishing Survey — Men Like Hot, Thin, Seductive Women
22. 29 JunMan Tweets, Gets Arrested, Faces Jail for Criticizing Bank
23. 29 JunHIV/AIDS cured?!
24. 28 JunNo Agenda #108 – Now On Cage Match
25. 28 JunSunday’s 2nd Amendment sermon!
26. 28 JunNASA Finds Lost “Clear” Footage from Original Moon Landing, To Be Released on 40th Anniversary
27. 28 JunAxelrod Won’t Rule Out Tax Increase. So Much for the BS About Taxes.
28. 28 JunComics artist Mark Sable detained for Unthinkable acts
29. 28 JunBilly Mays Dead at 50
30. 28 JunAwww, My Building Fall Down And Go Boom
31. 28 JunWhy do Republicans continue to lie about Canadian health care?
32. 28 JunWeirdest MJ Story Yet — His Body To Be ‘Plastinated’ & Reunited With Bubbles The Chimp
33. 27 JunThe Climate Change Climate Change — The Backlash Against the Smears
34. 27 JunA Change In Our Drug Policy In Afghanistan
35. 27 JunAmazing Music
36. 27 JunCaption This Picture
37. 27 JunSomeome said other news is happening other than Michael Jackson. I think he’s lying.
38. 27 JunWondering What Each Of The Six (count ’em, six!) Win7 Versions Contains?
39. 26 JunPalm Sparks Rally
40. 26 JunNestle refused FDA information, Agency Knuckles Under
41. 26 JunOz crop circles made by –- Wallaby stoners
42. 26 JunJudge rules on side of religious rights in exorcism case
43. 26 JunWhy China Blocks Google Search — Pr0n Causes Memory Loss!!!
44. 26 JunExclusive Report: Kids Drinking in Holland
45. 26 JunIndia plans to make hot chilli hand grenades
46. 26 JunA Famous Person Has Died
47. 26 JunHow Credit Card Companies Make Descending Into Their Version Of Hell Easy
48. 26 JunArk of the Covenant found?
49. 26 JunNo Agenda #107 – Now On Cage Match
50. 26 JunSick Decadence Dept. Luxury yachts offer pirate hunting cruises
51. 26 JunApple’s Soon To Be Released PC Killer!
52. 25 JunWhat is a Plug Computer?
53. 25 JunPop star Michael Jackson dead
54. 25 JunGazprom seals $2.5bn Nigeria deal — Creates New Company Named (cripes!) Nigaz!
55. 25 Jun“It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas…”
56. 25 JunBeautiful Farrah Fawcett, Dead at 62.
57. 25 JunSupreme Court says girl’s right to privacy violated by strip search
58. 25 JunNutball blogger arrested for threats to judges
59. 25 JunA Different Way To Bat
60. 25 JunUK-Level Surveillance In America
61. 25 JunNew Android “Hero” Interface by HTC
62. 25 JunA little extra weight may protect from early death
63. 25 JunMany sharks ‘facing extinction’
64. 25 JunBungling doctors sewed up woman’s bowel during hysterectomy operation
65. 25 JunCranky Geeks Episode #172 — Now on Cage Match
66. 25 JunUnlimited International Calling for $5 a month
67. 24 JunLet’s hear it for the Family Values Brigade – one more time!
68. 24 JunThe 16 Year Old Girl Who is Still an Infant
69. 24 JunCool Volcano Pic from Space
70. 24 JunStore keeps clerk off shop floor because of prosthetic arm
71. 24 JunOnce More With Feeling (Or Lack Of) – A Brief Review of Transformers 2: Revenge Of The Fallen
72. 24 JunThe Pentagon presents – Cyber Commandos!
73. 24 JunThink Star Girl’s Tattoos Were Crazy? You Ain’t Seen Nothin’ Yet!
74. 23 JunThe Nerd Bird Flies at Night
75. 23 JunConfrontation
76. 23 JunMadoff’s lawyer requests 12-year sentence – “It’s Plenty!”
77. 23 JunUPDATE to the UPDATE: Star Girl Update — She Lied — Who Could Have Guessed?
78. 23 JunA Look At Massachusetts’ ‘Health Care Reform’
79. 23 JunJobs spotted leaving Apple with Men in Black
80. 23 JunSarkozy says burqas are ‘not welcome’ in France
81. 23 JunArrested for asking a policeman for his badge number
82. 22 JunUS Military Hardware Turned on US Citizens. Homeland Security drone patrolling NNY
83. 22 JunFTC to Attack Bloggers
84. 22 JunStrip club sues allegedly kidnapped and raped 14 y.o. girl for letting them hire her!
85. 22 JunShould hospitals deport illegal immigrants?
86. 22 JunHOAX: Bolivian TV Duped into Airing Images of the Crash Scene from “Lost” as Actual Footage of Air France 447 Crash
87. 22 JunFTC Plans to Regulate Blogger Freebies
88. 22 JunNo Agenda #106 – Now On Cage Match
89. 22 JunGovernment Health Care Plan? 90% of Democrats, 75% of Independents, 50% of Republicans – say “YES”
90. 22 JunShould Stephen Hawking be Cloned?
91. 21 JuniPod saves girl from lightning!
92. 21 JunBanned from flying – OK to buy guns and explosives
93. 21 JunGovernment Baffled Why Guys Hate Using Condoms — So, $423K For Study
94. 21 JunReporter kidnapped by Taliban in Afghanistan – escapes in Pakistan
95. 20 JunBREAKING NEWS!!! Obama & Kids Have Frozen Custard!!!!!!!!
96. 20 JunWhy Do Text Messages Cost So Much?
97. 20 JunThe Craziest Bear in the Backyard Story You’ll see Today
98. 20 JunLook! Up in the Sky! it’s a Bird, it’s a Plane, it’s Conjoined Planes?
99. 20 JunPlease don’t twitter in the tub!
100. 20 JunZicam pulled from the shelves after reports of permanent loss of Sense of Smell
101. 20 JunFlashing cellphone dress. Uh-huh.
102. 20 JunSteve Jobs upgrades to iLiver 2.0!
103. 20 JunCaption This Photo
104. 20 JunCities In Decline, So Bulldoze Abandoned Areas To Make What’s Left More Viable
105. 20 JunIncredible Acrobatic Cats at the Circus in Perm Russia
106. 20 JunPETA Wackyness of the Day #3 — Wants Band Phish To Change Name To “Sea Kittens”
107. 19 JunDon’t call me Liz!
108. 19 JunNo New Xbox360 Anytime Soon
109. 19 JunNotice to Commenters:
110. 19 JunCanadian Government looks to increase web surveillance to an extreme
111. 19 JunPETA Idiots Respond to Presidential Murder of Disgusting Fly
112. 19 JunTough Job
113. 19 JunCheck your mom’s freezer! Toll House cookie dough enhanced with E.coli
114. 19 JunDvorak-Horowitz Unplugged. The Calm Before the Storm.
115. 19 JunNo Agenda #105 – Now On Cage Match
116. 19 JunReversing Windows 7 to XP gets yet another reprieve – again – sort of
117. 19 JunPeta Creeps vs. Pike Place fish-throwers heats up!
118. 19 JunWe the People Stimulus Package
119. 18 JunLakeside Resorts on Mars
120. 18 JunYou Know Where Your Pancreas Is, Right? How About Your Heart?
121. 18 JunBrooklyn hustler posed as his dead mother
122. 18 JunEx-Catholic priest marries the woman he loves
123. 18 JunVideo – The Demoralisation of America
124. 17 JunThe Election Was Fixed! …says Iran’s Most Senior Ayatollah
125. 17 JunCastro’s Son Thought On-line Romance Was With A Hot, Columbian Beauty — Haha, It’s A Miami Guy!
126. 17 JunSale of Saab to Koenigsegg gets the green
127. 17 JunFighting Crime, Toledo Style — Tickets For Parking In Your (Gravel) Driveway
128. 17 JunAnd Now On Real News… Obama Swats Fly (Video)
129. 17 JunControl freak judge jails woman who says ‘love you’ to her brother
130. 17 JunAt the Beach
131. 17 JunNew Report says Climate Change is Happening ‘Here, Now’
132. 16 JunWeird Al Yankovic Channels Jim Morrison… Ray Manzarek on Keyboards
133. 16 JunBritish Airways to Employees… Will You Donate a Month of Your Time for No Pay? Please?
134. 16 JunTattoo “Artist” Turns Silly Girl into Circus Freak… Silly Girl Sues
135. 16 JunAir Force intends to rely on unmanned aircraft rather than pilots?
136. 16 JunGeorgia Supreme Court says it’s OK for kids to meet dad’s gay friends
137. 16 JunWhat Would Things Be Like Now If McCain Had Won?
138. 16 JunUnlike Everything Else, Interwebitube Commerce Is Generating Jobs, Jobs, Jobs
139. 15 JunMicrosoft to employees: We’ll only subsidize WinMo smartphones!
140. 15 JunWould Cheney like to see US Attacked Just to Prove a Point?
141. 15 JunMine IS Bigger Than Yours
142. 15 JunSenator Durbin Used Information Gleaned from Meeting with Fed to Protect (Ass)ets
143. 15 JunRoto Rooter to the Rescue After Kid Flushes Puppy Down the Loo
144. 15 JunOrthodox Jews now have “kosher” search site
145. 15 JunMen Are From Cheese, Women Are From Onions
146. 15 JunIRS Wants To Tax You For Using Your Company’s Cell Phone
147. 15 JunNo Agenda #104 – Now On Cage Match
148. 14 JunA Close Call
149. 14 JunThis Burglar’s Secret to Success… He Chews Through Steel Bars
150. 14 JunDigital TV changeover is a piece of cake
151. 14 JunMoron Driver Convicted of Blocking Ambulance, Patient Dies
152. 14 JunImplanting A Microchip
153. 14 JunMorans Be Travelin’ This Summer
154. 13 JunCaption This Photo
155. 13 JunTSA Training Video
156. 13 JunLaptop warmth may cause male infertility
157. 13 JunPoultry is our #1 source of food poisoning – followed by veggies
158. 13 JunWait… is that Blimp Staring at Me?!?!?
159. 13 JunI was just standing there when the meteorite hit me…
160. 12 JunWTF? Nutty Neocons WANT Ahmadinejad To Win In Iran Election
161. 12 JunNew Cloud Type Observed Worldwide?
162. 12 JunClassified: Government Will No Longer Share Incoming Meteor Data with Scientists
163. 12 JunNokia designing phone that uses radio, TV, ambient radiation to recharge
164. 12 JunCaption This Photo
165. 12 JunObama’s first presidential pardon
166. 12 JunNo Agenda #103 – Now On Cage Match
167. 12 JunSales for Video Games Plummet
168. 11 Jun“Put on your wig hat, momma!”
169. 11 JunWoman who missed doomed AF 447 flight killed in car crash
170. 11 JunWHO declares flu pandemic
171. 11 JunGM: dealers must stop selling non-GM brands
172. 11 JunCost of Owning An iPhone, Palm Pre, Android Compared
173. 11 JunWorried About Banks? Putting Money In Mattress May Be A Dumb Dump Idea
174. 11 JunSan Francisco: Recycle and Compost or Else!
175. 11 JunCranky Geeks Episode #170 — Now on Cage Match
176. 11 JunOnline Poker Skunked
177. 10 JunWhite supremacist opens fire inside DC Holocaust Memorial Museum
178. 10 JunLatest war gadget – a robot snake
179. 10 JunMan Tweets “I’m out of town.” House gets immediately robbed.
180. 10 JunBuddies charged with killing/cooking victim
181. 10 Jun“Well qualified” new GM chairman knows nothing about cars
182. 10 JunPETA Cracking Down on Humiliation of Dead Fish
183. 10 JunSpoons Ditched to Shave Costs by Idiot Airlines
184. 10 JunBrave Texas cop tases 72-year-old woman
185. 10 JunFigured Out What Car To Buy Yet With Your ‘Cash For Clunkers’ Voucher?
186. 10 JunAmazing Google Earth Applications — Pilot A Ship Game & The Map of the Fallen
187. 9 JunPS3 Price Cut Expected
188. 9 JunA Fascinating Look at the Human Brain
189. 9 JunA Young Frank Zappa Plays A Bicycle With Steve Allen
190. 9 JunSony says Wii owners will end up buying PS3
191. 9 JunCourthouse religious display ruled unconstitutional – of course
192. 9 JunMini Review of Palm Pre by JCD
193. 8 JunT-Mobile User? Hackers May Be Trying To Sell Your Account Data
194. 8 JunCalifornia to Do Away with Welfare?
195. 8 JunMajor Burger King Franchisee Defies Corporate with Anti Global Warming Message
196. 8 JunFighting porn the official rationale for more censorship in China
197. 8 JunRecruiting moderates leaves losers in charge of Republican Party
198. 8 JunCaption This Photo
199. 8 JunDvorak Poll: Should Sonia Sotomayor Be On The Supreme Court?
200. 8 Jun18 killed in bloody Acapulco shootout as Mexican drug war spreads
201. 7 JunNo Agenda #102 – Now On Cage Match
202. 7 JunCute News Woman Farts then Faints Live on Camera
203. 7 JunHealth insurers want you to keep smoking – WTF?
204. 7 JunSo, Mr. Fun Guy comes to your teller window….
205. 7 JunCaption This Photo
206. 7 JunHigh School student Tasered for using a cell phone!
207. 7 JunLeo Laporte Blows up at Mike Arrington on the Gillmor Gang
208. 7 JunUK Used Anti-Terrorism Laws To Freeze Iceland’s Bank Assets
209. 7 JunToday’s Lesson For Guys — Real or Fake: How To Tell
210. 7 JunLost Column on Video Agnosia
211. 6 JunApple SF Store Pwned By iTunes Rival doubleTwist
212. 6 JunBallmer says “Fuck You” to the United States over proposed tax plan
213. 6 JunWho’s bankrolling Pakistan insurgents? It ain’t the Afghan drug trade.
214. 6 JunCops shoot and kill man, coroner rules it a suicide!
215. 5 JunAl Gore Dispatched to North Korea to Win Release of American Journalists?
216. 5 JunSheep vs. Truck
217. 5 JunNo Agenda #101 — Now On Cage Match
218. 5 JunNYC Cops Ticket Car Repeatedly for Weeks With Dead Man Inside
219. 5 JunExtreme Baking Powder and Water
220. 5 JunA Real Man’s Exercise
221. 5 JunBud and Porn
222. 5 JunHow to eat Texas-style.
223. 5 JunMedia pwned by phony EA protestors
224. 5 JunChief thug at Countrywide charged with fraud
225. 5 JunThe Truth About 80’s Music Videos — Updated!!!
226. 5 JunRussians After Microsoft
227. 5 JunTreas. Sec. Can’t Sell His Own House
228. 4 JunTony La Russa sues Twitter over fake page
229. 4 JunDivide California NOW!
230. 4 JunPic of the Day — Lamer Cosmetics
231. 4 JunDavid Carradine Found Dead in Bangkok… Mysterious Circumstances
232. 4 JunHomeless Man Pulls Himself Up by Bootstraps, City Bureaucrat Takes the Money
233. 4 JunObama reboots U.S./Muslim relationship
234. 4 JunJon Stewart on GM
235. 3 JunNow Exxon is killing whales in Valdez, Alaska
236. 3 JunMicrosoft PR Botch for New Bing Search Engine
237. 3 JunNew Tricks in Opera 10
238. 3 JunShin Kicking — An Official Sport?
239. 3 JunRivals sue each other over quackers
240. 3 JunMan Loses Hand in Tug-of War Contest
241. 3 JunMedian of tweets per user is – uh – rather low
242. 3 JunAnother New, Modern Ailment — Cell Phone Elbow
243. 3 JunStaggering Waste In Current Health Care System
244. 3 JunWin7 to Roll on Oct. 22
245. 2 JunMicrosoft Takes Aim at Wii with 3-D Camera
246. 2 JunSaddest story: Couple leap to their death carrying their son’s body
247. 2 JunAcer netbook will offer Android OS
248. 2 JunCheney still a “strong believer” in waterboarding
249. 2 JunIn Florida Selling Used Video Games Now Requires Essentially Getting Booked
250. 2 JunSouth Carolina stimulus lawsuits handed over to State Court
251. 2 JunPenguin poop provides location of colonies
252. 2 JunAre You Smarter Than A Chimp? Don’t Count On It!
253. 2 JunNo Agenda 101 On the Air — Lightning Strikes
254. 2 JunGoogle Doing e-Books?
255. 2 JunNo Agenda #100 – Now On Cage Match
256. 1 JunTrain didn’t stop at your station. Set fire to the one that does!
257. 1 JunThe boy who would be a god
258. 1 JunRobot Construction…
259. 1 JunIf You Thought Only Govt. Spooks Could Tap into Your Cell Phone and Track Your Every Move… Well Think Again
260. 1 JunFly-by-Wire Air France Airbus Disappears Over Atlantic. 228 Feared Dead.
261. 1 JunObama’s face rules folk art sales
262. 1 JunAwww. He Built A “Love I.E.D.” For His Sweetie’s Dad…
263. 1 JunChina Suspends Exchanges With North Korea
264. 1 JunDoes Cap-And-Trade Have Too High A Cost With Trivial Benefit?
265. 1 JunCrazed man wanted to make love. Thought he was God!
266. 1 JunAbortion Doctor Shot in Church!

May 2009

1. 31 MayDemo: 300 Baud Acoustic Coupler Modem — Connects to Internet Surfs Wikipedia
2. 31 MayMan accused of burning already dead squirrel in Novato. So?
3. 31 MayGermany, Canada, Russia, U.S. seal the deal to save Opel
4. 31 MayEven A Dog Needs Exercise
5. 31 MayWhat Works Better Than Torture? Would You Believe… Cookies?
6. 30 MayWatch How Chrysler Built A Car In 1939 For Their World’s Fair Exhibit
7. 30 MayNo Smiling Allowed… on Virginia Drivers License Sez DMV
8. 30 MayNYC Mayor Stops Press Conference to Stare Down Disabled Reporter…
9. 30 MayAwesome DYI: Guy builds his own CPU!
10. 30 MayMicrosoft cannot be trusted!
11. 30 MayHOA Nazi’s to Disabled Vet… Remove the Marine Stickers or We’ll Tow Your Car!
12. 30 MayWhy The Hell Are Gasoline Prices Going Up When Global Usage Is Down?
13. 30 MayOctovision — Nadya Suleman & Her 8+6 Kids Gets A Reality TV Show
14. 30 MayAnticipation…
15. 30 MayPlease – anything but the God particle!
16. 30 MayWho Knew? Aussie Women Love Group Sex!
17. 30 MayFor sale, two used automotive brands, some repair work necessary
18. 30 MayNew Trial Ordered For Woman Whose Arms & Legs Were Amputated — Jury Had Decided Against Her
19. 29 MayArmy Temporarily Shuts Down Ft. Campbell…Home of the 101st Airborne, Due to Suicides
20. 29 May29 Year Old Idiot Fathered 21 Children, with 11 Different Women… On a Minimum Wage Job!
21. 29 MayAMA Alliance wants R rating for every single film with smoking
22. 29 MayGM drives toward bankruptcy – not in China
23. 29 MayChurch of Scientology banned from Wikipedia updates
24. 29 MayCaption This Photo
25. 28 MayJava HTML5 will kill the OS!
26. 28 MayWoz Reports on Steve Jobs
27. 28 MayCouple Ordered to Stop Holding Bible Study at Home Without Permit
28. 28 MayWhite House to Sonia Sotomayor critics: Be ‘careful’ or else…
29. 28 MayBargain Basement Airlines Offers Seats for 9 Bucks
30. 28 MayFlorida, religion and underage sex!
31. 28 MayFeds Probing Possible Oil Market Manipulation — Oh Wait!
32. 28 MayGovernment Foul Play? Shuttered Chrysler Dealers Heavily Anti-Obama In Election.
33. 28 MayCancer patient held at airport because of missing fingerprints
34. 28 MayNo Agenda #99 – Now On Cage Match
35. 28 MayCranky Geeks Episode #168 — Now on Cage Match
36. 28 MayFlash is Dead? Maybe.
37. 27 MayPicture of the Day: The Silk Car
38. 27 MayUS Energy Secretary: “Paint your roof white – slow global warming!”
39. 27 MayDawn Takes the Grease out of Your… Wait, What? Possibly NSFW language
40. 27 MayNetherlands Closes Prisons Due to Lack of Crime
41. 27 MayNorth Korea Prepares to Re-Launch Korean War!
42. 27 MayTen mayors, gaggle of police chiefs arrested in Mexico drug war
43. 27 MayGiant blob found deep beneath Nevada — the Lithospherioc Drip Discovered!
44. 27 MayGovernor General has seal-heart snack
45. 27 MayHelping To Build The Digital Global Collectivist Society, One Tweet At A Time
46. 27 MayAmerica, Ready For A National VAT (Value Added Tax)?
47. 27 MayVideo – David Lynch Gives His Opinion About Product Placement In Movies
48. 27 MayIs That a Pickled Sausage or are You Just Glad to See Me?
49. 26 MayGOPer wants to end “Birthright Citizenship”
50. 26 MayVista SP2 Reloaded
51. 26 MayWant A Boob Job? Nurses At Prague Clinic Get’em For Free
52. 26 MayIs Cocaine the secret ingredient in Red Bull?
53. 26 MayTrompe L’oeil
54. 26 MaySupreme Court nominee fufills the American Dream. The Republican Party hates her.
55. 26 MayFighting For Our Liberties
56. 26 MayMicrosoft aims at Google with ‘Bing’
57. 26 May“Weak Bastard” Kills ‘Wife’ Over Being Forbidden To Use Home Toilet, And More
58. 26 MayTwitter TV?
59. 26 MayCriss Angel. Top New “Street” Magician
60. 26 MayCaller ID blocking doesn’t always work
61. 25 MayLast Pic of the Day
62. 25 MayMap the Fallen: Unique Google Earth Initiative for Memorial Day
63. 25 MayA Memorial Day Story
64. 25 MayVerizon Operator Refuses to Connect Sheriff to Suicide Victim Till Phone Bill Paid
65. 25 MayWalk, bike or sit in Times Square, Herald Square. You won’t get run over!
66. 24 MayObama Outdoes Bush, Gets Blasted by Maddow
67. 24 MayFEMA Coloring Book Upsets Parents
68. 24 MayCaption this Photo
69. 24 MayMistaken Identity and Excessive Force Puts Innocent man in Coma
70. 24 MayWhy is Apple building a $1 billion server farm? – UPDATED
71. 24 MayFalwell’s Spirit Lives On: Liberty University shuts down Democratic Club
72. 24 MayIs The Fearmongering About Iran Completely Wrong?
73. 24 MayEver Been To A Kentucky Shotgun Wedding Bachelor Party?
74. 24 MayPlay Leo Off, Keyboard Cat
75. 23 MayKaraoke Night “Don’t Stop Your Screaming”
76. 23 MayBridge jumper in China gets a “helping hand”
77. 23 MayPic o’ the Day
78. 23 MayDick Cheney Gaining Popularity — Hee Haw!
79. 23 MayRobobama
80. 23 MayCaption This Photo
81. 22 MayCranky Geeks Episode #167 — Now on Cage Match
82. 22 MayConservative Talk Show Host Mancow Agrees to be Tortured… er, Waterboarded
83. 22 MayNo Agenda For May 21 and May 24 – Delayed
84. 22 MayTory says exposing crooks in Parliament might provoke suicide. And her point is?
85. 22 MayObama to Kindergarteners… Beat it Kids, You’re Late! Now Get Off My Lawn!!
86. 22 MayQueen Elizabeth Awards Son Medal of Honour… for Gardening
87. 22 MayKiwi bank hunting for overdraft millionaires
88. 22 MayCaption This Photo
89. 22 MayDo you use Wi-Fi at home? A cell phone? The FCC can search your house anytime without a warrant!
90. 22 MayMore Files Lost by Government
91. 21 MayEx-Archbishop: “We did not know that child abuse was a crime”
92. 21 MayFake Reviews on Amazon Propel Sales of Cheesy T-shirt
93. 21 MayIsn’t there anything else to do in Utah?
94. 21 MayTowing Service Used By Coroner To Haul 750lb Dead Woman On Flatbed Truck
95. 21 May4 arrested in plot to bomb synagogue, shoot down military aircraft
96. 21 MayThe Federal Reserve Has No Idea What’s Happened To The Money
97. 20 MayPope Gaga Over Internet
98. 20 MayPhoenix man kills self in gun-safety demo
99. 20 May…and the bike went on to win the race!
100. 20 MaySand Art
101. 20 MayInstant Firewood
102. 20 MayToxic Leather Sofas from China!
103. 20 May1 in 4 Texting While Driving, What Say You? – Dvorak Poll
104. 20 MayBuilding The WALL-E Computer Case Mod
105. 20 MayLeo Laporte’s fitness ball bursts
106. 20 MayDU Bad Cop Beatdown of the Week
107. 20 MayFacebook moves Cardiff to England
108. 20 MayIda – Another Nail In The Anti-Evolution Coffin
109. 19 MayBedford School Board Member Living with Parents Gets Scolded for Not Cleaning Room — 911 Called!
110. 19 MayPalm Pre Gets Massive Pre-Launch Ink
111. 19 MayNo Unemployment Benefits for Religious Workers
112. 19 MayWal-Mart’s new Apple section seen as warmup to Mac sales
113. 19 MayA New Low…Even for MTV, “16 and Pregnant” Reality Series
114. 19 MayChina-U.S. climate talks started before Obama was elected, took office
115. 19 MayHow The Economy Has Changed Business
116. 19 MayVideo – An Engineer’s Guide to Cat Yodeling
117. 19 MayNapster Drops Price
118. 18 MayDvorak Poll: What OS & Version Are You Running?
119. 18 MayHitachi Develops RFID Powder
120. 18 MayHilarious Column on the Secret Sociology of Newspapers
121. 18 MayHybrid price war starts in Japan!
122. 18 MayChina axes “Love Land” Sex Theme Park
123. 18 MayWoman gives birth to twins – who have two different fathers
124. 18 MayVideo – The ‘Obama Man’ song
125. 18 MayRepublican is Obama’s China envoy –- here comes more one way bipartisanship
126. 18 MayHancuffed, Thrown In Cell, Fined For Not Holding Escalator Handrail
127. 18 MayHow Microsoft “Prevents” You From Using More Than 4GBytes of RAM with Windows
128. 18 MayWould Nationally Mandated Menu Labeling Change Your Eating Habits?
129. 17 MayPhotos From The Lingerie Football League Tryouts
130. 17 MayNo Agenda #98 — Now On Cage Match
131. 17 MayGuatemalan Attorney Predicts his Own Murder on YouTube
132. 17 MayStupid scientific study of the week: Beautiful people earn more money
133. 17 MayBiden Reveals Details about Cheney’s “Hidden Bunker”
134. 17 MayThe 25 Year War In Sri Lanka Is Over
135. 17 MayNanny state to hand out lollipops to adults to encourage good behavior
136. 17 MayGOP Chairman Michael Steele says legalizing gay marriages will hurt small businesses
137. 16 MayTucson Citizen – Final Edition
138. 16 MayFinally An End To The Obnoxious Car Warranty Robo-call Scam?
139. 16 MayConservatives Plan To Attack The Supreme Court Nominee No Matter Who It Is
140. 16 MayOur New Secret Weapon against Terrorists… Boy Scouts!!!!
141. 16 May“I was not briefed on what was in that briefing; I was just informed that the briefing had taken place.”
142. 16 MayPhony cops break 59 members of drug gang out of Mexico prison
143. 16 MayChina to open first sex theme park
144. 16 MayDumb Quote of the Week from Sony: “I’m A Guy Who Doesn’t See Anything Good Having Come From The Internet. Period.”
145. 16 MayWhat Would Happen If Texas DID Secede?
146. 16 MayBlind Man ‘Kidnapped’ By Police Off Plane For Asking Why Takeoff Delayed
147. 16 MayDad gives 14yo son a prostitute, son gets an undercover cop!
148. 15 MayMadrid and Barcalona — Smell The Air And Get High
149. 15 MayScience Creates Life; Religion Takes a Hit
150. 15 MayNo Agenda #97 – Now On Cage Match
151. 15 MayPentagon Funds Military Mind Reading (Control) Research… Again
152. 15 MaySoldier takes on Afghan insurgents – in pink boxer shorts
153. 15 MayTrade Wars Brewing in Economic Malaise — With Canada!
154. 15 May“I’ll have the fish” May Not Get You The Fish You Thought You Ordered
155. 15 MayHard Times bring out Prague’s Golem
156. 15 MayBeing Dead May Not Stop You From Getting Your Social Security Stimulous Check
157. 15 MayMeet The Bilderbergers
158. 15 MayInvading Asian Insect Threatens 900 Million Trees
159. 15 MayActresses in B&W Pin-up Series on Cage Match
160. 14 MayDutch government to pay salaries of 60 newspaper journalists
161. 14 MayWolfram Alpha Ready to Go
162. 14 MayAre the Afghanis Selling Us Out?
163. 14 MayFor Sale: Slightly Used California Maximum Security Prison
164. 14 MayUnderdog Attacks
165. 14 MayWhat’s Happened To My Legs?
166. 14 MayDon’t tase my boyfriend! Tase my kid!
167. 14 MayWidespread Google Outages
168. 14 MayThe Greedy Old Party of “NO” stonewalls another Obama nominee
169. 14 MayCold water on waterboarding BS
170. 14 MayCranky Geeks Episode #166 — Now on Cage Match
171. 14 MayCops — Kickin’ It Old School
172. 13 MayIntel Mystified?
173. 13 MayWHO Investigates Claim that Swine Flu Virus May have Been Created… By Mistake
174. 13 MayPastor Beaten & Tased by Border Patrol & DPS
175. 13 MaySome GIs Forced To Steal Water In Iraq
176. 13 MayMany Mexican Flu cases were missing an early warning – no fever!
177. 13 MayStudent hoaxes world’s media on Wikipedia
178. 13 MayN.Y. divorce laws stuck in a 1950’s version of Judeo-Christian Shari’a
179. 13 MayDvorak Poll: Marijuana — Time to change ‘War on Drugs’ to ‘War on Drug Laws?’
180. 12 MayDemocrats: CIA is out to get us!!
181. 12 MayWill Microsoft Buy SAP?
182. 12 MayVentura: Give me a Waterboard, Cheney and One Hour and I’ll make him Confess to the Manson Murders
183. 12 MayTapes Reveal Unqualified Pilot of Crashed Buffalo Flight was “flirting” with Co-Pilot Prior to Crash
184. 12 MayUrban legend comes true in Taiwan
185. 12 MayCaption This Photo
186. 12 MayHungry?
187. 12 MayHow Many Friends Does Your Robot Have On Facebook?
188. 12 MayJapan Airlines jet engine sucks up cargo container
189. 12 MayDvorak — Horowitz Unplugged #23. The Bull Market is Over.
190. 12 MayHow long could you last without infringing a copyright?
191. 11 MayNude Photos on Yahoo
192. 11 MayRepublicans Propose to Declare 2010 as Year of the Bible
193. 11 MayGoogle launches first TV commercial
194. 11 MayJudge Blames South Park While Students Observe “Kick a Ginger Day”
195. 11 MayAmerican Taliban Report: Student to be suspended for merely attending prom
196. 11 MayWere Children Sodomized In Front Of Their Prisoner Mothers At Abu Ghraib?
197. 11 MayChain store stops charging extra to women with big boobs
198. 11 MaySomali pirates guided by London intelligence team, report says
199. 11 MayCaption This Photo
200. 11 MayNo Agenda #96 Now On Cage Match
201. 11 MayCourt Says Cops Can Attach GPS Tracker To Anyone’s Car Without A Warrant
202. 10 MayWhy Would London Police use Agents Provocateurs to Incite the G20 Riots?
203. 10 MayVideos that Make you Go Hmmm
204. 10 MayCops spend $2M to get $350K worth of drugs off the street!
205. 10 MayStar Trek Spoofs
206. 10 MayDeprived of sex, Kenyan sues over boycott
207. 10 MaySNL: Motherlover
208. 10 MayAbstinence Only Funding Eliminated
209. 10 MayDvorak Poll: Where Are You On The Political Spectrum?
210. 9 MayEvangelical Soldiers Hunting Muslims for Jesus
211. 9 MayTrolley Crash Blamed on Operator Texting Girlfriend
212. 9 MayBlu-ray is not dead yet!
213. 9 MayAttack of the Giant Spiders: Is global warming to blame?!
214. 9 MayCongressman wants erectile dysfunction ads banned, too “inappropriate”
215. 9 MayGermany bans paintballing in response to school shooting
216. 8 MayRupert Murdoch wants YOU to pay for online newspaper access!
217. 8 MayExecutive perks disappear with the recession
218. 8 MayDid you skip the National Day of (Conservative, Christian) Prayer?
219. 8 MayThe “Girls”
220. 8 MayThe Truth About A Lie Detector — Censored
221. 8 MayNo Agenda #95 – Now On Cage Match
222. 7 MayDuke Nukem Nuked
223. 7 MayFugeddabout the Chinese… Defense Secrets Bought and Sold on eBay
224. 7 MayFail! Oprah’s Latest Great Giveaway… Free KFC Chicken
225. 7 MayFBI Probes Hacker’s $10 Million Ransom Demand for Stolen Virginia Medical Records
226. 7 MayPreemie Gorges Herself on 3K Calories per day!
227. 7 MayTV commercial of the week…
228. 7 MayReality Be Damned, Texas Board of Education Votes On Age Of Universe
229. 7 MayComputer Dating? Bah! We Want Odor Dating!
230. 7 MayDuke Nukem Forever is Dead!
231. 7 MayCranky Geeks Episode #165 — Now on Cage Match
232. 6 MayZombie Computers Everywhere
233. 6 MayFlorida Prisons Investigated for “Taze Our Daughters and Sons at Work Day”
234. 6 MayHelp Wanted: School Teacher, Salary $68,000 Plus Bennies, No Effort Required or Expected
235. 6 MayNight Run To Galveston Bay — Video
236. 6 MayLegalize marijuana? Schwarzenegger says let’s debate it
237. 6 MayOregon Dad Uses Dog Collar to Shock Own Children as a Sick Joke
238. 6 MayCEO of speed camera firm caught at 100mph
239. 6 MayFather Cutié gets some Booty
240. 6 MayVideo – Cory Doctorow on DRM
241. 6 MayApple moves into gaming: Who should worry most? Microsoft, Nintendo, or Sony?
242. 6 MayIdiot Feds Bust and Imprison Suburban 10th Grader as Terrorist
243. 6 MayWill Apple buy Twitter? Why?
244. 5 MayMichael Savage: Banned in Britain for Opinion
245. 5 MayThe Vanishing Car Illusion
246. 5 MayNewspaper Association kills hard copy version of its trade magazine
247. 5 MayThe MPAA’s favorite government extends blacklist to 46 countries
248. 5 MayAl Gore Is The Supreme Court Nominee!
249. 4 MayEU Wants to Take Over the Internet from USA
250. 4 MayChinese Forced to Chain Smoke to Boost Economy
251. 4 MayGOP Attacks Obama’s Plan To Shut Down Tax Havens As A Tax On Businesses
252. 4 MayYum
253. 4 MayIllegal Immigrant Clown Car?
254. 4 MayCommunity of Sex Offenders Forced to Live Like “Animals” Under Miami Underpass
255. 4 MayCan a big-screen Kindle save your daily newspaper?
256. 4 MayHome foreclosures sprout green pools — can West Nile be far behind?
257. 4 MayRemember Myst? It’s Now Available On The iPhone
258. 4 MayThe Se7en Deadly Sins By State & County
259. 4 MayWill London host the Super Bowl?
260. 3 MayQueens Day Videos — Amsterdam
261. 3 MayNo Agenda #94 Now On Cage Match
262. 3 MayJacqui Smith’s secret plan to carry on snooping in UK
263. 3 MayAmsterdam Cab Rip Offs Abound
264. 3 MaySean Hannity Volunteers to be Waterboarded for Charity, Olbermann Offers $1K Per Second, Hannity goes Silent
265. 3 MayQuote of the Day: Kurt Vonnegut
266. 3 MayiPhone App Tracks Swine Flu “Pandemic”
267. 3 MayNo one ever said pirates were brighter than any other crook!
268. 3 MayEssay: The Idea of the Company Town Revisited
269. 3 MayElectric cars might not be so green after all
270. 3 MayWarren Buffett endorses Obama’s plans for economic recovery
271. 3 MayOh Crap! Pilot Makes a Shitty Crash Landing
272. 2 MayAnother Needless Cellphone Death
273. 2 MayCongressman loses election – then discovers campaign manager embezzled funds
274. 2 MayMay is National Hamburger Month
275. 2 May“One Griddle Virgin Mary with a side of fries to go!”
276. 2 MayDid Condi Rice Admit To A Torture Conspiracy?
277. 2 MayBanks Needlessly Destroying Homes
278. 1 MayDon’t sneeze on our pigs!
279. 1 MayEmail Spam Is Harming The Environment With Its Carbon Footprint?
280. 1 MayRoyally Screwed
281. 1 MayAmsterdam Harbor
282. 1 MayIs the Swine Flu a beta test attack by the New World Order?
283. 1 MayChurchgoing Americans most likely to be in favor of torture
284. 1 MayUltra-Secure Win XP Only Available To Air Force
285. 1 MayMay Day demonstrators riot in Germany and Turkey
286. 1 MayNo Agenda #93 – Now On Cage Match
287. 1 MayCranky Geeks Episode #164 — Now on Cage Match
288. 1 MaySwine Flu Panic Is Epidemic

April 2009

1. 30 AprJoe “Loose Cannon” Biden Backpedals on Panicky Travel Advice
2. 30 AprCaption This Photo
3. 30 AprBarbie grooves with tattoos
4. 30 AprAre You Ready for Octomom: The Musical?
5. 30 AprElderly Heroin Dealing Sisters Busted!
6. 30 AprPepsi Offers High-Fructose Corn Syrup Free Alternatives (but only for 8 weeks!)
7. 30 AprMichigan GOP cancels event with Utah’s Republican governor
8. 30 AprVideo – Pizza Box Turns Into Plates And Storage Unit
9. 30 AprVideo – Demographic Doom?
10. 30 AprObama’s “Facts” Are More Spin Than Truth
11. 30 AprDvorak Poll: Prez Obama’s News Conference
12. 29 AprCruise Ship Passenger Repels Pirates……with Deck Chair!
13. 29 AprLeaked Results: At Least 6 Banks Failing Stress Test, May Need More $
14. 29 AprFeds Knew NYC Flyover Would Scare Public, Orders Local Police, Others to Silence
15. 29 AprFired – irritated smokers in non-smoking area
16. 29 AprTexting Bus Driver Causes Mash Up
17. 29 AprThe 5-year-old who was first to fall ill in Mexico – and the Pig Baron
18. 29 Apr“Installment buying landed me in jail”
19. 29 AprInteractive Map Of Swine Flu Outbreak
20. 28 AprSocialized Banking would be better than what we have now!
21. 28 AprGrizzly Bear as Best Man?
22. 28 AprArlen Specter says Republicans moving too far to the Right. Switches parties.
23. 28 Apr5 lawmakers arrested in Darfur protest
24. 28 AprInfants Gone Wild!!!!
25. 28 AprSmall cameras and fake tourists!
26. 28 AprIce Cream Cone? Bah! I Want A Bacone!
27. 28 AprStudy Shows Conservatives Don’t Realize Stephen Colbert Is Joking
28. 28 AprVideo – Swine Flu Public Service Announcement from 1976
29. 27 AprAir Force One Photo Op Scares New Yorkers, Some Evacuate Buildings
30. 27 AprBrits rule out database of emails, phones — they’ll subcontract instead!
31. 27 AprJaffa Sweetie oranges causing flap in Iran — turn out to be Chinese counterfeits
32. 27 AprVideo – Carrie Fisher Roasts George Lucas
33. 27 AprRecession Causing German Brothels To Become, er, More Creative To Hook Customers
34. 27 AprOklahoma Teabagger arrested for Twittering death threats
35. 27 AprMurderous Taliban Gunmen Shooting “Adulterers” on Sight
36. 26 AprFBI Employees Used Surveillance Cameras to Monitor Teen Dressing Room
37. 26 AprBritain’s Health Care System Gives Cranky Teen a New Pair of Knockers
38. 26 AprMexican Flu scaring public health officials around the world
39. 26 Apr“Hand of God” rock offered on eBay
40. 26 AprCaption This Photo
41. 26 AprThe Real Reason Bush & Co. Authorized Torture Wasn’t About Protecting Us
42. 26 AprDumpster Diving Can Be Rewarding… But For Sex?!?
43. 25 AprDid the USSR have a Secret Space Program?
44. 25 AprBull in a supermarket! WTF?
45. 25 AprDid You Know You Can Buy A Computer For — Believe It Or Not — Your Home? The TRS-80
46. 25 AprHey Fatty, You’re an Environmental Hazard!
47. 25 AprInternational legal snit over Krispy Kreme Australian-themed doughnut
48. 25 AprHigh-Fructose Corn Syrup is Poisoning Everyone
49. 24 AprWhile Woozy, Wishing Newborn Was A Girl Leads To Mother’s Harassment And Possible Loss Of Child
50. 24 AprCranky Geeks Episode #163 — Now on Cage Match
51. 24 AprCivil War is Brewing as Pakistan to Prepare Attack on Taliban
52. 24 AprSay What???
53. 24 AprLizards
54. 24 AprInvestigators tracking swine flu outbreak in Mexico
55. 24 AprMerck issued “Hit List” of Doctors Opposed to Their Product
56. 24 AprStop motion with wolf and pig.
57. 24 AprCongressman proposes law supporting online data privacy
58. 24 AprUNION PACIFIC #844 Steam Locomotive in Oakland
59. 24 AprOz coppers appeal for public assistance in nail gun murder
60. 24 AprShould Apple Have Pulled The ‘Baby Shaker’ iPhone App From Its Store?
61. 24 AprThought police muscle up in Britain — Thought Police Are Real
62. 24 AprGeoCities Goes Kaput
63. 24 AprMore on Pakistan as it scrambles to repel Taliban advance on Capitol
64. 23 Apr400 Year Old Mummified Cat found During Renovation
65. 23 AprIs Pakistan “a mortal threat to the world”?
66. 23 AprPregnant woman robs bank, gets distracted by cell phone call, forgets the money!
67. 23 AprChurch members sue over perks and pay package for preacher
68. 23 AprTwo Fox News Views On Torture
69. 23 AprCondoms
70. 23 AprRenting books is considered piracy in Finland
71. 23 AprDvorak – Horowitz Unplugged #22 — What is Going on in the Stock Market!
72. 23 Apr16 Core Chips and You!
73. 22 AprPsycho Cop Abuses Reporter for Doing His Job
74. 22 AprA TARP Wife Laments Her Loss of Status
75. 22 AprA Plane for your Pooch – Couple Starts an Airline for Pets Only
76. 22 AprCan we end credit card loan sharking? Will Republicans help?
77. 22 AprCaption This Photo
78. 22 AprFreddie Mac CFO commits suicide!
79. 22 AprSusan Boyle offered $1 million to lose virginity on camera. Cripes! What next?
80. 22 AprObama: American Torturers May Get Prosecuted
81. 22 AprThe Pirate Bay is guilty, is Google next?
82. 22 AprNot Mining for Gold
83. 21 AprSenator Feinstein Accused of Funneling Bailout Funds to Benefit Husband’s Business
84. 21 AprHackers Everywhere!
85. 21 AprSupreme Court Redefines Terms of Warrantless Car Searches After Arrest
86. 21 AprHouse Dem from California wiretapped with Israeli agents
87. 21 AprWill classrooms become “irrelevant” by 2020?
88. 21 AprThe Power Of The Internet
89. 21 AprThe center of our Galaxy tastes of raspberries and smells of rum
90. 21 AprShould The Government Tell The Public The Truth About UFOs And Extraterrestrial Life?
91. 21 AprVideo – Hypnodog Finally Gets His Cupcakes
92. 20 AprDigg dumps Microsoft
93. 20 AprTons of released drugs taint US water
94. 20 AprFour Corners USA Marker Discovered to be off by 2.5 Miles!
95. 20 AprJaneane Garofalo on Dissent: Then & Now
96. 20 AprWhatever Happened to: Pushbutton Transmissions
97. 20 AprWhoa
98. 20 AprWindows 7 Starter as absurd as abstinence pledges
99. 20 AprHeck Of A Job, TSA, For Letting Gun, Ammo, Bomb Materials Sail Right Through!
100. 20 AprCredit Card Skimmers Attached to ATMs and Card Readers are Stealing your Money
101. 20 AprOracle shelling out $7 billion for Sun
102. 20 AprStupid Answers to Snappy Questions
103. 20 AprSusan Boyle Offered $1 Million to Star in Porn
104. 20 AprVideo – Super Slow Motion Sneezing
105. 20 AprVisit Us At Cage Match
106. 19 AprTwins rack up “hundreds” of parking tickets, beat the rap by blaming each other
107. 19 AprNo Agenda #90 – Lost Your Job? Eat More Fiber – Now On Cage Match
108. 19 AprMuslim dad has daughter killed for wearing mini-skirts
109. 19 AprObama plans to kill economic bubbles via regulation
110. 19 AprDNA databases a growth industry in America
111. 19 AprDid a California mother really rape and kill her neighbor’s daughter?
112. 18 AprNew Site Design
113. 18 AprDriver Confronts Border Patrol agents 100 Miles Inside The US
114. 18 AprWere Insects used in CIA Interrogation of Children?
115. 18 AprMcCain campaign manager says GOP should back gay marriage
116. 18 AprWaking up Canadian!
117. 18 AprProxy Servers, etc. Won’t Protect You From The FBI’s Spyware
118. 18 AprAlcohol Test Fail
119. 18 AprNo Agenda #89 – Now On Cage Match
120. 17 AprCanadian Passenger Decides to Deplane… at 23,000 Feet, No Parachute
121. 17 AprSnakes on a Plane!!!!
122. 17 AprPay up – or your engine stops running!
123. 17 AprI’ll take a Big Mac, large Fry and a giant McDonalds sign… to go please
124. 17 AprAny Republican beat Rick Perry at hypocrisy?
125. 17 AprPirate Bay guilty — are they sunk?
126. 17 AprUSA Today owner’s profits slump
127. 17 AprWill Apple Kill Slingplayer for iPhone? Why?
128. 16 AprUniversity of Michigan Suspends Sorority for the Most Boring Hazing Ever: Designated Driving and Scrapbooking!
129. 16 AprBeing in love gets couple executed
130. 16 AprUPDATE: Domino’s Employees Charged with Felony for Disturbing YouTube Stunt
131. 16 AprMinnesotans want Franken seated
132. 16 Apr‘Octomom’ to trademark nickname for reality TV, diapers and more
133. 16 Apr5th-graders who watched “porn” at school may be prosecuted
134. 16 AprObviously, Only A Criminal Knows How To Use The Linux Command Line!
135. 16 AprVideo – Homeless Guy Takes Microsoft’s Challenge To Find PC For Less Than US$1,000
136. 16 AprCranky Geeks Episode #162 — Now on Cage Match
137. 16 AprAT&T Will Track Your Kids
138. 16 AprThe Middle East Clones A Camel And A Goat
139. 15 AprSusan Boyle Video. #1
140. 15 AprNew Taxes on Digital Goods
141. 15 AprWiggins Caxtrokenical Patrosenial
142. 15 AprPortugal Decriminalizes Drugs — Gets Positive Results
143. 15 AprHomeland Security Secretary says Returning Vets are Potential Terrorists
144. 15 AprFir Tree removed from Man’s lung
145. 15 AprObama to name Alan Bersin as Border Czar
146. 15 AprSugar replacement battle has a new gun
147. 15 Apr“Red Mercury” hoax hits Saudi Arabia
148. 15 AprYour ATM, Credit Card and Other PIN Numbers Are Toast
149. 15 AprHyper-Local Websites — Your Local Newspaper Replacement
150. 15 AprVideo — Lindsay Lohan eHarmony Profile
151. 15 AprStiffer sentences for using common Net proxies
152. 14 AprUse a Proxy, Go to Jail
153. 14 AprMentally Challenged Girl Posts Video of Domino’s Co-Worker Contaminating Food
154. 14 AprMan makes 50-foot leap to escape wife’s nagging. Failing, he jumps again–still no luck.
155. 14 AprI Can Haz Home Plate?
156. 14 Apr911 Commission’s Senior Counsel Claims We Were Lied To About NORAD Response
157. 14 AprMuslims issue Fatwa Over Bad Cell Phone Etiquette
158. 14 AprDo You Want Flies With That? The Filthiest McDonalds Ever
159. 14 AprRescue opens debate over arming cargo ships
160. 14 AprHow To Play Guitar Well Enough To Get Laid
161. 14 AprThe Criminal Investigation Of Alberto Gonzales & 5 Others Over Torture
162. 14 AprFacebook Users Get Lower Grades
163. 14 AprBurger King Whips Whopper Insult On Mexico
164. 13 AprPilot Dies Mid-air — Passenger Lands Plane
165. 13 AprRight-wing politician upset over gay elephant
166. 13 AprObama Opening Up Cuba
167. 13 AprFlorida town’s ban on droopy drawers challenged in court
168. 13 AprYahoo and Microsoft once again talking about partnershipzzzzz…
169. 13 AprHow The Brits See Fox And The Rest Of American TV News
170. 12 AprGiant Publicity Stunt Annoys Travelers at Antwerpen’s Centraal Station
171. 12 AprCows And Gas — A “New” Global Warming Problem
172. 12 AprNo Agenda Netcast #88 For 09.04.12 – Perchlorate And Cut Fiber
173. 12 AprWhy The Terrorists Have Won
174. 12 AprThe Other Side of the Somali Pirate Story
175. 12 AprAmerican Captain Phillips freed!
176. 12 AprDarwin Candidate Attacked During a Swim with Polar Bears
177. 12 AprVeterans Administration Clamps Down on Public’s Right to Know
178. 12 AprBrits training noses for ’stench squads’
179. 12 AprSexting To Become Legal In Vermont?
180. 12 AprIs your vehicle dog-friendly? If not, try this one.
181. 12 AprCould You Eat A 4 lb, 5000 Calorie Burger?
182. 12 AprFacelift? How 2007. I want a full face transplant!
183. 11 AprCyclists Now Need To Worry About Flying Corpses?
184. 11 AprDumb crooks of the day
185. 11 AprCar chase or a Scion commercial?
186. 11 AprUnsafe At Any Sperm — Suing Sperm Banks For Providing A Defective Product
187. 11 AprLargest March Deficit In History Is History
188. 10 AprApple Orders 100 Million 8Gb Flash Chips
189. 10 AprFiber-Optic Cables Cut in California, A Near Disaster
190. 10 AprThe Obama “Bow” Stays in the News Cycle
191. 10 AprMilestone: CIA shuts down its secret prisons
192. 10 AprBreaking News didn’t mention breaking farts!
193. 9 AprFrom the Now I’ve Seen Everything Dept. – conjugalHarmony.com
194. 9 AprNintendo DSi — A Winner
195. 9 AprNo Agenda Netcast #87 For 09.04.09 – Now On Cage Match
196. 9 AprPic of the day…
197. 9 AprApparently the Colorado DMV has an Issue with Tofu
198. 9 AprDumb counter-terrorism story of the week
199. 9 AprDvorak Poll: Is Def Sec Gates’ Plan For Changing Military Spending Right?
200. 9 AprNumber Of Fat Men Outweigh Number Of Fat Women In The Boardroom
201. 9 AprClueless Associated Press Orders YouTube Takedown — On Itself?!?
202. 9 AprVideo – Saber, Unleash The Force Within You
203. 8 AprObama Administration Considering the Use of Air Pollution to Cool off the Earth
204. 8 AprFox’s new Reality Show to Feature Company Layoffs
205. 8 AprObama Administration Considers “Climate Engineering”
206. 8 AprWeird story of the day
207. 8 AprThe Dumbest Exercise Product Ever, a Ropeless Jumprope for $60.00
208. 8 AprRed Cross says doctors assisted torture
209. 8 AprMilitary Docs Are Not To Diagnose PTSD In Returning Vets
210. 8 AprMLB dumps Microsoft’s Silverlight For Adobe’s Flash
211. 8 AprGM, Segway to Team on Two-Wheeled Vehicle
212. 8 AprQuebec dad sued by daughter after grounding and then loses his appeal
213. 7 AprION PC Rolls Out
214. 7 AprLegislature legalizes same-sex marriage – again!
215. 7 AprScientist’s early Earthquake warnings in Italy dismissed as scaremongering
216. 7 AprA Young Pulsar Shows its Hand
217. 7 AprYou WISH the Unemployment rate was 8.5%
218. 7 AprFairfax High School Girl Gets 2 week Suspension, Possible Expulsion for Taking a Birth Control Pill
219. 7 AprGates budget plan designed to reshape Pentagon’s strategic priorities
220. 7 AprAndroid Netbooks Ahead!
221. 6 AprAssociated Press ready to be new RIAA? Sue Google, sue every blogger?
222. 6 AprSkeleton found in tree 29 years after suicide
223. 6 AprMexico’s President Says US Politicians Taking Drug Money from Cartels
224. 6 AprWhat kind of university agonizes over the commencement address being delivered by the President of the United States?
225. 6 AprA Coffin, a Flag, a Photograph – coming home
226. 6 AprCamera Cars to Spy on UK Drivers
227. 6 AprObama Derangement Syndrome
228. 5 AprNo Agenda #86 – Now On Cage Match
229. 5 AprFBI links long-haul truckers, serial killings
230. 5 AprCrooked Philly Cops Caught on Tape Shaking Down Storeowner
231. 5 AprFeeling Royal After The Obama’s Meeting With The Queen? Try The Purple Store!
232. 5 AprNew York Times Co. Threatens to Shut Down Boston Globe
233. 5 AprJudge won’t divulge details of Ferdinand Marcos trust fund missing $5 million
234. 5 AprCaption This Photo
235. 5 AprThe Decline Of Christianity In America
236. 5 AprDvorak-Horowitz Unplugged #21 — The Market: More Risky than Ever!
237. 5 AprAmazing Video Dept. Extreme shepherding
238. 4 AprIf Cramer Says The Depression Is Over, It Must Be Over! HooooRay!!!
239. 4 AprUK Says, All Your Interwebitube Activities Are Belong To Us
240. 4 AprNo Agenda #85 – Now On Cage Match
241. 4 AprAnti-NATO protestors in Germany
242. 4 AprWelsh Gestapo Nearly Kill Innocent Old Man
243. 4 AprCaption This Photo
244. 4 AprGary Spivey, Psychic Medium Healer
245. 4 Apr72% of guys prefer gaming to girlfriends!
246. 4 Apr10 things to know about the new Nintendo DSi
247. 3 AprFunny Video Ad — “Mow the Lawn”
248. 3 AprIsraeli newspapers photoshop women out of cabinet
249. 3 Apr“To Protect and Serve … Doughnuts”
250. 3 AprIowa upholds gay marriage rights
251. 3 AprWheelchair Willie dies – 49 years after shooting
252. 3 AprCaption This Photo
253. 2 AprSun Worth $9.50
254. 2 AprReporters call Hillary Clinton, get Phone Sex Line
255. 2 AprDuh, 911? I locked myself in my car and can’t get out!
256. 2 AprNokia says WiMax is wireless Betamax
257. 2 Apr2700 Emergency Room Visits and a $3 Million Tab attributed to just 9 People!
258. 2 AprBrits get their knickers bunched over Michelle Obama and Queen hugging
259. 2 AprDomino’s Web Site glitch results in 11,000 Free Pizza’s delivered in under 30 minutes
260. 2 AprDay One of anti-piracy law: Web traffic in Sweden drops by a third
261. 2 AprWho Needs Dancing With The Stars When You Can Dance IN The Stars!
262. 2 AprBatter Up! Up A Rope, That Is…
263. 2 AprDid You Know It’s Wrong To Do The Right Thing In England?
264. 2 AprCranky Geeks Episode #160 — Now on Cage Match
265. 2 AprVideo — SqueezBacon Is The New Sensation?
266. 2 AprHedge fund manager made $100 million a year — pimping his clients straight to Bernie Madoff
267. 2 AprObama’s gift to the Queen? Would you believe an iPod? Plus, Buckingham Palace Guards boot Obama-mobile for blocking Palace entrance!
268. 2 AprApril Fools Berserk
269. 1 AprIdiot Brings Daughter on Armed Robbery. She’s Nine!
270. 1 AprApplying for food stamps? Republican lawmaker says, “Pee in a cup, first!”
271. 1 AprPlea bargain includes resurrection
272. 1 AprG20 Protesters Are Out In Force In London
273. 1 AprAmerican Actors — Japanese Commercials
274. 1 AprBuddies
275. 1 AprVideo — Sweatin’ With The Socialists
276. 1 AprVideo — Mr. Jefferson
277. 1 AprIntroducing CADIE
278. 1 AprSean Hannity admits “Conspiracy Nutjobs” were Right about Globalist’s plans for a New World Order
279. 1 AprWiki Search Dead Already

March 2009

1. 31 MarSupreme Court Knocks Down Virginia Spam Law
2. 31 MarPETA Killed 95 Percent of Adoptable Pets in its Care During 2008
3. 31 MarDoor-to-Door Dentist Fixes More Than Just Teeth!
4. 31 MarSalmonella Alert: Pistachios this time
5. 31 MarChicago Sun-Times Circles the Drain!
6. 31 MarThe Celebrity Twitter Ecosystem Map
7. 31 MarApple’s iPhone brings Skype to the masses
8. 31 MarJust Before G20 Summit In London, CCTV Cameras To Be Turned Off? Let the Beatings of Protestors Begin!
9. 31 MarLatin Usages to be Banned in Parts of the UK. WHY!?!?!?
10. 31 MarUnderstanding Collateral Calls and AIG
11. 31 MarWDC Goes SSD
12. 31 MarEU Wants “Communication Box” in New Cars to Track Drivers
13. 30 MarIntuit Online Payroll — Products that Suck
14. 30 MarEpic Fail: No Animals Were Harmed in the Making of This Burger
15. 30 MarTranssexual having twins
16. 30 MarFlorida Hooker Tries to Bite off Tongue of ShamWow Guy
17. 30 MarThe driver who took on a puddle… then discovered it was a 12-foot deep crater
18. 30 MarGeorge Soros, sees a global meltdown with the UK at the center
19. 30 MarPlay video games — See better!
20. 30 MarAn Interesting Way To Fire Employees
21. 30 MarTime To Change Or End The Concept Of Tenure For Teachers?
22. 30 MarWhat was it again the terrorists hate about us?
23. 30 MarNo Agenda #84 – Now On Cage Match
24. 30 MarDid Canada’s Socialized Medicine Kill Natasha Richardson?
25. 30 MarGM CEO, Wagoner — out the door
26. 29 MarAIG Commercials — Then and Now
27. 29 MarOops 4
28. 29 MarGeorge Carlin Lives On
29. 29 MarLooking for work? Ever thought about being a snitch?
30. 29 MarMySpace declines as Facebook, Twitter and Bebo grab users
31. 29 MarStems cells can grow “naturally” bigger breasts!
32. 28 MarThe Bank of North Dakota — State Owned — Is Very Profitable
33. 28 MarBad Cop Beatdown of the Week
34. 28 MarThank you for Your Service to the Country…Now Please Pay Your Hospital Bill on Your Way out
35. 28 MarPick-up that Split!
36. 28 MarPic of the Day Dept. — World’s Biggest Comb-over
37. 28 MarAmazing Flexibility
38. 28 MarDumbest crook in Pennsylvania
39. 28 MarNYC Principal In Hot Water Over ‘Buddhist Chants’ and Hate List
40. 28 MarJournal tells Pope to retract ignorant statements
41. 28 MarAmazing Base Jumping Video
42. 28 MarHigh Five Or Hug In School? Manditory Disciplinary Action For You!
43. 28 MarGirl, 14, arrested after posting nude pics of herself on Myspace
44. 27 MarASTONISHING CDC FINDINGS! People trip over pets! Their solution: Don’t Do It!!!
45. 27 MarPoliticians Seemingly Outraged over Bailouts still taking kickbacks from those same Institutions
46. 27 MarEconomic Round Up
47. 27 MarEssay/Rant of the Year Dept. The Big Takeover
48. 27 MarObama updates Afghanistan/Pakistan strategy
49. 27 MarThe Fall Of GM
50. 27 MarAre Republicans officially the Party of God?
51. 27 MarThe Scream Body — Goofiest Product Ever?
52. 27 MarCranky Geeks Episode #159 — Now on Cage Match
53. 27 MarNo Agenda #83 – Now On Cage Match
54. 27 MarCalifornia to Reduce Carbon Emissions and Global Warming by banning black cars?
55. 26 MarLong-Time Poulsbo mayor arrested in sexual assaults
56. 26 MarBest Buy Best Buy
57. 26 MarRandom Walk through 2009 GDC Exhibit Hall and More!
58. 26 MarGoogle Before The Interwebitubes
59. 26 MarRahm Emanuel’s Freddie Mac Hack
60. 26 MarFiery Faucets Now A Concern In 8 Colorado Homes
61. 26 MarObama’s online Town Hall is this morning: — Your opinion of the questions? The answers?
62. 26 MarWe need to treat the Canadian Border the Same as the Mexican Border sez Clueless Secretary of Homeland Security
63. 26 MarPolice seek ‘Plasma Pat’ in TV parking lot discount scam
64. 26 MarCop Won’t Let Son Take Dying Mom To Hospital Before He Writes Ticket
65. 26 MarPentagon Working To Regrow Soldier’s Limbs — First Stage Success!
66. 26 MarCops Arrest ‘Terrorist’ Fishermen For Scaring Ducks Away With Laser Pen
67. 25 MarIBM Back on Track to Buy Sun, Says Intel
68. 25 MarGirl’s Parents Get Letter About Her Poor School Attendance — Two Months After Her Death
69. 25 MarMarc Perkel trademarks “Reality”
70. 25 MarThe Man on the Street Reacts to Conservative Talk Show Host’s Pornographic Audiobook
71. 25 MarGunfight at the BK Corral
72. 25 MarOnLive promises Cloud Gaming
73. 25 MarTime To Stop Giving Cold Fusion The Cold Shoulder?
74. 25 MarUK Students to study Twitter over Churchill
75. 25 Mar“The sexual health workshop gave my daughter a six-inch, rubber what?”
76. 25 MarParrot honored for warning that girl was choking
77. 25 MarA Week of Obama and the Stock Market — Dvorak Horowitz Unplugged
78. 25 MarU.S. move to cheap Chinese condoms threatens American jobs
79. 24 MarSperm Bank Clearance Sale!
80. 24 MarDell Says it Will Kill the iPhone!
81. 24 MarCaption This Photo
82. 24 MarJudge in ‘Plan B’ case condemns political interference of Bush’s FDA
83. 24 MarWhat Question Would You Ask At Obama’s News Conference Tonight?
84. 24 MarDemocracy run amok!
85. 24 MarPA town’s firefighter of the year arrested for arson
86. 24 MarAnother Darwin Award Contender — 3 Persons Killed In Blast While Trying To Saw Through Bomb
87. 24 MarDiscarded embryos to generate O-negative blood for transfusions
88. 24 MarChina Wants To Create A Global Currency
89. 24 MarWell, this is frightening. Scientists say 2012 could be the year the sun attacks the Earth.
90. 24 MarFlaming assholes in California turn to setting toilets on fire. Clorox to the Rescue!
91. 24 MarRemembering the Microphone Hogs of 1985
92. 23 MarWill IBM NOT Buy Sun??
93. 23 MarAIG will hide behind a different name
94. 23 MarRhode Island Paper Predicts ‘Under-Ocean’ Global Warming Scenario by 2100
95. 23 MarAl Gore FINALLY Opens His CTIA Keynote to the Press After All
96. 23 MarWhy does Fox News hate Canada and mock their dead soldiers?
97. 23 MarWill Palin return volcano watching money?
98. 23 MarJust right for storefront mortgage companies
99. 23 MarFree Mortgage!
100. 23 MarCould This Device, If Required Wearing, End Bad Cop Violence, Intimidation, Lying?
101. 23 MarCaption This Picture
102. 23 MarNigerian Scam Email Submitted To Court As Being From Madoff Victim
103. 23 MarHaven’t Had Your Fill Of Doom And Gloom Today? Here’s A Heaping Bowlful!
104. 23 MarFedEx jet crashes at Tokyo’s Narita Airport
105. 23 MarFlip Dunk
106. 22 MarNo Agenda #82 Now On Cage Match
107. 22 MarWarning from Web surfers prevented attack
108. 22 MarNow That’s A Train Set!
109. 22 MarOn-line Lies and the Split Personality
110. 22 MarStasi HQ UK… where your travel details are secretly logged and kept for a decade
111. 22 MarNever let your little brother do your hair!
112. 21 MarStudent Kicked off Bus for Passing Gas
113. 21 MarNew Texas Legislation Will Make an “A” Mandatory for Belief in Creationism
114. 21 MarAl Gore vs. 7 Climate Scientists Who Say CO2 Does Not Cause Climate Change
115. 21 MarNeo-Utopian Update with Jacques Fresco
116. 21 MarSpas to politicians: “Stay out of our pants!”
117. 21 MarIs Obama Going For The Zombie Bank Option?
118. 21 Mar2 Yr Old Sent ASBO Usually Reserved For Football Hooligans For… Does It Really Matter? He’s 2!
119. 21 MarSarah Palin rejects funds for education, public safety, unemployment benefits, health programs: a solid Republican
120. 20 MarPic(s) of the Day Dept. — Square Watermelons
121. 20 MarUS navy vessels thump into each other in Strait of Hormuz
122. 20 MarRhode Island strip club to host job fair
123. 20 MarOnline game gets license to be a bank
124. 20 Mar“Your baby looks stunning in her high heel cowboy boots. Now if only she could walk…”
125. 20 MarHow Did We Get Into This Mess?
126. 20 MarHouse Passes Bill Taxing AIG Bonuses, Who’s Next?
127. 20 MarUnlocked iPhones for Sale?
128. 19 MarTexas High school held cage fights with troubled teens
129. 19 MarTrucker saves heart attack victim
130. 19 MarVideo – Rolling Bomber Special
131. 19 MarSo much for “work that Americans won’t do”
132. 19 MarFamily Pet Eats Mom’s Hard Earned Cash
133. 19 MarAn adventure holiday – in Mexico
134. 19 MarWhere In The World Is Osama Bin Laden?
135. 19 MarVideo — Rapping Southwest Airlines Flight Attendant
136. 19 MarVideo — Flying Car First Flight
137. 19 MarFast Fix for Fatness of the Week!
138. 18 MarWill IBM Buy Sun??
139. 18 MarWelcome to Britain’s ‘Hospital of Horrors’
140. 18 MarDisplay a Ron Paul Sticker on Your Vehicle… get on the Terrorist Watch List
141. 18 MarExtreme Sheparding
142. 18 MarHospitalis hospital-theme restaurant
143. 18 MarTeleprompter Generation Backfires
144. 18 MarWho really gave away the AIG bonuses?
145. 18 MarTiberius — Red Shirt — Pon FarrWhich Star Trek Scent Are You?
146. 18 MarOil Change + Kwik-E-Mart ATM + Monster Dildo = $2 Million
147. 18 MarTeen burglar confesses. Bureaucrats refuse to let Sheriff arrest him!
148. 18 MarAIG’s Bonuses Ain’t Nothin’ Compared To What Else They’re Doing
149. 18 MarWhite House’s Plan To Make Vets Pay For Their Service-Related Health Care
150. 18 MarFamily who are ‘too fat to work’ say £22,000 worth of benefits is not enough
151. 18 MarSeattle P-I to publish last print edition Today!
152. 18 MarWoodpecker Terrorizes Tampa Neighborhood
153. 17 MarAIG Employees in Fear for their Lives… Hire Armed Guards
154. 17 MarThree New Android Phones Coming
155. 17 MarBattlestar Galactica Heads to the United Nations. No, Really!
156. 17 MarOfficial Leprechaun Cam
157. 17 MarScientists find a Jurassic sea monster that could crush a Hummer
158. 17 MarFace of Christ appears in seat cushion
159. 17 Mar‘Star Wars’ Tech Used To Create WMMDs — Weapons of Mass Mosquito Destruction
160. 17 MarGoogle Earth’s Many Uses Include Finding Things To Steal
161. 17 MarBizarre ‘Earth Hour Turnoff’ Promo Videos
162. 17 MarFinally some good news: Breasts are getting bigger in New Zealand!
163. 17 MarVideo – Happy St. Patrick’s Day
164. 17 MarWindows 7 RC1 in May!
165. 16 MarWash. Post writer blames Rush Limbaugh for the decline of newspapers! What the frick?!
166. 16 MarFire the Pharmacist, Get your Drugs from a Vending Machine
167. 16 MarChuck Norris sues – tears don’t cure cancer
168. 16 Mar30-year veteran of PA legislature convicted
169. 16 MarOut Of Work? Getting Desperate? How About Advertising Yourself On A Billboard!
170. 16 MarEven Fed Chief Bernancke’s Boyhood Home Has Been Foreclosed On
171. 16 MarSteam from Car Radiator Causes Panic
172. 16 MarWhat’s that in your Lunchbox? Obama Fingers!?!?
173. 16 MarRape complaints were not classified as crimes by London police
174. 16 MarShould You Be Hired Or Fired? Don’t Ask Me, Ask The Data Mining Program.
175. 15 MarA Complete Idiot in Action
176. 15 MarWill the Gov’t Refund Taxes paid because of the Madoff Swindle?
177. 15 MarRoosevelt Blamed for Length of Great Depression
178. 15 MarWhere in the World is Bernie Madoff?
179. 15 MarJuror sending ‘tweets’ during $12.6 million trial?
180. 15 MarNote to Facebook generation: What you say online can and will be used against you!
181. 15 MarStephen Baldwin debates Ron Paul on legalizing Marijuana, Huh? Stephen Baldwin??? WTF?
182. 14 MarHappy Pi Day!
183. 14 MarHola, Señor
184. 14 MarGive phony info to Homeland Security — “here’s your passport!”
185. 14 MarFinally… Government bans ‘Downer’ Cows from Food Supply
186. 14 MarThe Art Of Getting Government To Give You Money — Subsidies
187. 14 MarWhy Do Interwebitube Speeds In The US Lag Other Countries And Cost More?
188. 14 MarMurder over beer. Then the unsuccessful sex.
189. 13 MarThe disturbing yet highly arousing picture of the day!
190. 13 MarUN Secretary-General calls the US a “Deadbeat”
191. 13 MarThe Evolution of Dance
192. 13 MarCasting call for murderers — gets real
193. 13 MarDvorak-Horowitz Unplugged. Has the Market Bottomed? Really?
194. 13 MarClimate Scientists Admit to Understatement
195. 13 MarShow up for work at car lot – notice 81 cars and 3 executives missing. Hmm.
196. 13 MarThis Ain’t Your Daddy’s Electric Snowmobile
197. 13 MarNo Agenda #79 – Now On Cage Match
198. 12 MarWOZ Breaks Foot!!
199. 12 MarMadoff Is Off To Jail
200. 12 MarClimate change deniers are flat-earthers and mentally ill
201. 12 MarMexican drug lord on Forbes rich list
202. 12 MarVideo Archives: Cramer admits to Manipulating the Market, Shorting Stocks
203. 12 MarGoogle introducing phone services suite
204. 12 MarBlame for economic crisis goes beyond Washington
205. 12 MarLithium-Ion batteries get supercharged
206. 12 MarVideo – Finally Tonight… Another Jesus Sighting
207. 12 MarApple Doesn’t Like Buttons
208. 12 MarUK Wants To Drastically Limit User Internet Rights
209. 12 MarChuck Norris: “I may run for president… of Texas!”
210. 12 MarObama and the Stock Market… the Worst Combo Ever!
211. 12 MarFlashback: Carville Wanted Bush to Fail — Presidential Politics. OH NO!
212. 12 MarWireless-only households state-by-state increasing popularity
213. 12 MarPork Spends Millions In Mass. On Kennedys
214. 11 MarBill Gates is the top Billionaire again, now that everyone else is broke! (Relatively speaking, of course!)
215. 11 MarNetbook for $219?
216. 11 MarKeeping Up With the Joneses
217. 11 MarApple unveils new iPod shuffle
218. 11 Mar‘Fight club’ probed at home for disabled
219. 11 MarMost Awesome Fat Americans Ever
220. 11 MarStewart versus Cramer Part III
221. 11 MarLive TV in Iran: Ask a little kid for the name of their toy monkey?
222. 11 MarWhat do you do with a captured pirate?
223. 11 MarThe Human Peripheral — Guy Imbeds USB Drive In His Finger
224. 11 MarComputing In Thin Air — The Sixth Sense Demo At TED
225. 11 MarJon Stewart Crushes CNBC and Cramer After Complaint
226. 11 MarPelosi Making Repeated Demands for Military Aircraft, Documents Show
227. 11 MarCan Woz Stay on TV?
228. 10 Mar911 Terrorist Trial Postponed, Even Though 5 Want To Plead Guilty
229. 10 MarHome Depot at Odds with Day Laborers Soliciting Work Outside Stores
230. 10 MarJudge trades hall monitors for ankle monitors
231. 10 MarCaption This Photo
232. 10 MarSaudi judge orders 40 lashes for elderly woman
233. 10 MarWomen Rejoice At Vatican’s Pronouncement — Washing Machine Was More Liberating Invention Than The Pill
234. 10 MarSurprise! Kim Jong Il re-elected, Receives 99.9% of the Vote
235. 10 MarApple Netbook Rumors are Back!
236. 9 MarObama Snubs Brits
237. 9 MarYouTube cuts off music videos to UK
238. 9 MarChinese ships Confront Unarmed US Naval Vessel in South China Sea, Chinese Sailors Drop Trousers
239. 9 MarBroccoli
240. 9 MarFlorida Lawmaker Wants Random Drug testing of the Unemployed
241. 9 MarCaption This Photo
242. 9 MarObama to let health institute decide day-to-day policy on stem cells
243. 9 MarCheck This Out. Pick Me!
244. 9 MarReligion In Sharp Decline In US
245. 9 MarTrip Log
246. 8 MarTwo Ways to Open a Bottle of Beer with a Helicopter
247. 8 MarIf the Watchmen had been an 80s Saturday morning cartoon!
248. 8 MarNo Agenda #78 — Now on Cage Match
249. 8 MarObama, Mullen discuss Mexico’s drug war
250. 8 MarThe Death Penalty Is Dying
251. 8 MarDid You Know You Can Find Hookers On Craigslist?
252. 8 MarCircuit City stores closing ahead of schedule
253. 8 MarNot One, BUT TWO Bountiful teachers arrested for sex with student
254. 8 MarWorld Builder — The Future Of 3D Holographic Graphics?
255. 8 MarUK Law: No Laughing While Driving. Motorist Stopped by Police.
256. 8 MarArmy captain charged with $700K theft
257. 7 MarContaminated Cellphones may spread MRSA Superbug in Hospitals
258. 7 MarCybersecurity chief resigns – points at NSA
259. 7 MarThousands of Bats Mysteriously Dying. Bat Plague Just Starting.
260. 7 MarAmazing Model of Herod’s Temple Took 30 Years To Build
261. 7 MarIs This Microsoft’s (and our) Future in 2019?
262. 7 MarCouple die together at assisted suicide clinic
263. 7 MarVery Cool Urban Camouflage
264. 7 MarCool Israeli Ad
265. 7 MarThe PrayerMAX 5000 — O… M… F… G…
266. 6 MarWith Nothing Else Going On, Goofy Illinois Reverts Pluto’s Status To A Planet
267. 6 MarPic of the Day
268. 6 MarDvorak Horowitz Unplugged. A Look at the Dubious Bottom and Apple Stock.
269. 6 MarCast on passenger’s broken leg – made entirely of cocaine
270. 6 MarObama names D.C. tech chief as CIO
271. 6 MarFather Had Daughter Sign Incest Contract With Bonuses For Getting Pregnant
272. 6 MarObama’s ‘War On The Wealthy’ Is Total BS
273. 6 MarNo Agenda #77 Now On Cage Match
274. 6 MarWas ‘Lady Macbeth’ behind Barack Obama’s snub of Gordon Brown? Some Brits Think So.
275. 5 MarCraigslist and the Hookers
276. 5 MarHow Hollywood Is Coping With The Recession
277. 5 MarMilan Fashion Week goes out with a bang…
278. 5 MarJohn Chambers: Broadband speeds our economy
279. 5 MarAustrian Company admits releasing Flu Vaccine containing Live H5N1 Avian Flu Virus to 18 Countries
280. 5 MarForeign tax havens targeted
281. 5 MarCNBC Gives Financial Advice via the Daily Show — A Classic
282. 5 Mar“Don’t be a tosser” indeed… especially at the scene of a crime!
283. 5 MarVideo – 26 College Students + 5 Weeks = Robotic Ice Cream
284. 5 MarOpen Source Guru Goes to Microsoft
285. 4 MarSan Diego military jet crash was avoidable
286. 4 MarOn the Border: Canadian Wiseguy asks for a Little Courtesy… Rewarded with a Little Pepper Spray
287. 4 MarUnnecessary Imaging Tests Boost U.S. Radiation Dose
288. 4 MarVirtual Reality Headset Recreates all 5 senses… While Making you Look Like an Idiot
289. 4 MarRussian General Claims Satellite “Accident” was no Accident
290. 4 MarEgads!!! Southwest Airlines Paints Pr0n on side of 737! Passengers Outraged!!!!
291. 4 MarRussian Scholar Says U.S. Will Collapse Next Year
292. 4 MarBrits start to fight back
293. 4 MarHelp! Me And My Monkey just Wanna Hold Your Hand while you get your Masters Degree in Beatles from Professor Eleanor Rigby
294. 4 MarCarping About the Stock Market with Jim Cramer and the “Greatest Wealth Destruction in History!”
295. 4 MarApple Rolls Out New Machines
296. 4 MarRemember When Batman Was Less The ‘Dark Knight’ And A Tad More… Batty in his Belfry?
297. 3 MarHow many reasons can you think of…
298. 3 MarI Write the Songs that Make Kids Run Away from the Mall Screaming
299. 3 MarChurch of Reality vs. DEA goes to Ninth Circuit
300. 3 MarIn case you didn’t notice…It is Square Root Day!
301. 3 MarMan Calls 911 Twice After Subway Leaves Sauce Off Sandwich — Not Again!
302. 3 MarCollect Rain in a Barrel, Go to Jail. Rain Barrels Illegal in Colorado
303. 3 MarLeave a message at God’s answering service
304. 3 MarBi-Polar Cop Sues NYPD for Stripping of Badge and Gun for Being too Religious
305. 3 MarRush vs. Steele — Har!
306. 3 MarWhat’s The Longest One You Can Swallow?
307. 3 MarSpeed Camera Phobia — The Latest Way Modern Society Makes Us Sick
308. 3 MarWhy am I here? Why is navel lint here? Science finally answers the second question.
309. 3 MarSurprise Asteroid Just Buzzed Earth — Almost Killing Us ALL!!!
310. 3 MarNokia 5800 Lament
311. 3 MarVideo – Stimulusol XR – To Help You With Your Stimulous Package Blues
312. 2 MarEvidence of a Serial Killer(s) Unearthed from New Mexico Desert
313. 2 MarAussie boffin cobbles together Get Smart shoe phone
314. 2 MarPolice Brutality Video of the Day
315. 2 Mar2010 Toyota Prius: At 50 MPG, Officially Highest-Mileage Retail Vehicle
316. 2 MarNuclear waste from Nagasaki A-Bomb found
317. 2 MarNo Agenda Netcast #76 For Mar. 1, 2009 – Iridium, Fluoride, Marijuana and Pelosi’s Puppies
318. 2 MarChinese Craft Whacks the Moon. Experts Baffled as to Intent
319. 2 MarIn Baltimore, No One Left to Press the Police
320. 2 MarFDA Fail. Tainted Syringes and Teenage Dropout Microbiologist tied to Deaths
321. 2 Mar$2 ‘carbon fee’ for Logan Airport Parking
322. 2 MarVideo – U.S. Military Man Gives Motivational Speech To Iraqi Police
323. 2 MarSnow Storm Pounds Northeastern United States
324. 2 MarWill Obama close the divide in U.S. military leadership?
325. 2 MarWould You Want A Designer Baby?
326. 2 MarOh, Frak! Shut The F*%& Up! Don’t You Know It’s No Cussing Week?
327. 2 MarHead Lice Going Around Senate
328. 1 MarDown Economy Boosts Enlistment
329. 1 Mar“Joe the Plumber: Fighting for the American Dream” a Bestseller…   Just Kidding
330. 1 MarMGMT ‘insulted’ by €1 offer from Sarkozy’s party. Where is the RIAA in this Dispute?
331. 1 MarAppeals court allows suit against warrantless wiretapping to proceed
332. 1 MarMilitary contractor lets staff load P2P. Files leak. Surprise, surprise!
333. 1 MarGobekli Tepe — 12,000 Yr Old Turkish Stonehenge — May Be The Site Of The Mythical Garden of Eden
334. 1 MarStringer is now Emperor of Sony
335. 1 MarObama’s HS Chief Backs EDL (Enhanced Drivers License) — ‘REAL ID’ On Steroids
336. 1 MarRadio Pioneer Paul Harvey Dies At Age 90