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December 2011

  1. A Simple Answer
  2. Recycling Through Wastefulness
  3. Get It Together, Bank of America
  4. If Only He’d Lived as Long as the Rumors
  5. The Reason for the Season
  6. Bus 19
  7. Standardized Tests
  8. Parity in Baseball
  9. “Go Team Baby!”
  10. Aliquando Fidelis
  11. No Content This Week
  12. Unimpressed Astronaut
  13. Air Force Trashed Troops’ Cremated Remains
  14. Technology Doesn’t Make People Rude
  15. That’s Just Good Advice
  16. Sour Solutions
  17. Not Exactly Jason Bourne
  18. Wouldn’t a Soda Be More Appropriate?

November 2011

  1. Woman Removed From Symphony Performance
  2. Looking Out for Number One
  3. Well, Who Wants to Look at Dirty Art?
  4. Wal-Mart Shoppers Hit by Pepper Spray
  5. Counterproductive
  6. Law Firm of Steven J. Baum Shuts Down
  7. The Poetry of Mitt Romney
  8. Brilliant Work, Dudley Do-Right
  9. That’s More Expensive Than Phone Sex
  10. Europe Bans X-Ray Scanners
  11. The NBPA Has Disbanded
  12. This Week in Crappy Deals
  13. Countering Grenades With Balloons
  14. Nobody Messes With Megalon 14
  15. Noel Gallagher, Super Excited To Be Here
  16. Domenick Scudera’s Gay Lifestyle
  17. Sex With Animals Linked to Penis Cancer
  18. Dog Leading the Blind
  19. Louis Vs. Rick
  20. You Know, Like the Amish
  21. Headline Review: November 2nd, 2011 Edition
  22. Tax Planning Slogans

October 2011

  1. Stay Classy, Law Firm of Steven J. Baum
  2. Real Or Fake? (October 28th, 2011 Edition)
  3. Aaron Rodgers – Photobomber
  4. The Callousness of Siri
  5. Penguin Sweaters
  6. Surprised, Uncertain, and a Little Queasy
  7. Pop Culture Paper Cuts
  8. Don’t Mess With Another Man’s Beard
  9. Subversive Needling
  10. Book Sculptures in Edinburgh
  11. A Renegade Basketball League
  12. Barvd: October 14th, 2011 Edition
  13. Where’s That Go in the Dewey Decimal System?
  14. Sure, Sure, Cat Elections
  15. A Completely Normal Thing to Do
  16. Hilarious Horror
  17. A Different Kind of Creative Writing
  18. Nine Iconic Sweaters
  19. As American as Appleless Pie
  20. Tank Mayor in America
  21. “A Mustache Grows on You”

September 2011

  1. Sarah Grunfeld, Explained
  2. Yellow-Bellied
  3. Seismologists on Trial for 2009 Quake
  4. A Train Ride From the Past
  5. One Sexy 74-Year-Old
  6. My Most Expensive Tweet Ever
  7. Always Watch for Subpar Puppetry
  8. Polish Drinks Are Different
  9. No, No, Dig Up, Stupid!
  10. More on Cherry-Picking
  11. Signs of Intelligent Life: Poland
  12. Extreme Tidying Up
  13. Greek Tragedy
  14. Sanity Prevails
  15. Cherry-Picking
  16. Drunken Moose Ends Up Stuck in Apple Tree
  17. Fun With the Airlines
  18. The Boss in Boston
  19. Right in the Face
  20. Fool Them Four Times
  21. Storm Chasers
  22. Shipping Bargains

August 2011

  1. “Deeply Bizzarre and Deeply Creepy”
  2. Dumb Headlines
  3. Beneath This Mask, There Is Profit
  4. Hurricanado
  5. Yup, That’s The Look
  6. XKCD on Earthquakes
  7. Frankenstein Food
  8. Phil Hartman, Class Act
  9. Start-Up Country
  10. Yeah, But…
  11. Was That Necessary, Jennifer Medina?
  12. Seen On The iPhone, August 2011 Edition
  13. Responding May Have Been Unwise
  14. She Likes The Bad Boys
  15. No Helmet, That’s The Key
  16. Do Neo-Nazis Even Do Laundry?
  17. Shape Up With Chávez
  18. At Least Until That Top Jackpot Gets Hit
  19. Reunited, and It Feels So Good
  20. On The Road Again
  21. Bulletproof
  22. Oh Sure, Blame Billy Blanks
  23. It’s Right in the Name

July 2011

  1. RIP, Tunnel Boring Machine
  2. Cuckoo Birds Are Jerks
  3. Is This Selling Out?
  4. Barvd: July 26th, 2011 Edition
  5. Why Is There A Plane On The Roof?
  6. Autocorrupt
  7. Hope Your Face Is Unique
  8. Be Honest, Facebook
  9. Semi Non-Violent Protest
  10. Fixing Soccer
  11. The Physics of Cheating in Baseball
  12. The Latest in Horse Technology
  13. Worth The Wait
  14. An Answer to the Koan
  15. This Joke Kills Facists?
  16. Shame on You, CBS
  17. Nadir
  18. Don’t Miss The Stipple Hoodie
  19. The 2011 Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest
  20. Happy Fourth of July, Everybody
  21. So Much for Enlisting

June 2011

  1. Headline of the Week
  2. Gotta Spend Money to Make Worthless Money
  3. Slipperier Than a Happy Pig in Shit
  4. That’s a New One
  5. Looking for a Partner in Crime
  6. Snapple Apple “Juice Drink”
  7. Netflix Doodles
  8. Now There’s a Shitty Trade
  9. A Different Kind of Quickie
  10. After All, We’re All Somebody’s Father
  11. How To Beat Up Anything
  12. Sorry If You Went to Penn, Columbia, or Cornell
  13. Operation Cupcake
  14. “Congratulations Miami!”
  15. Peanuts and Twitter, Together at Last
  16. Someone’s Gonna Lose Big
  17. Big Spender
  18. Got Dinged for Misuse of Army Property
  19. An Incomplete List of Untrustworthy Adults
  20. Can a 33-Year-Old Guy Lactate?
  21. The Town Car Is Worse
  22. Prison Gaming

May 2011

  1. Just Ride This Stick With a Horse Head on It
  2. Shedding Light on the Darkness
  3. A Swiftian Proposal
  4. They Paved Paradise and Put Up a Parking Lot
  5. “I Can Not Wait to Get This Party Started”
  6. Fight Monkeys With Monkeys
  7. “My Mom Says I’m Not Getting Into Heaven”
  8. How Many Dads Can You Have?
  9. Jim Alesi – World-Class Hypocrite
  10. Honest to a Fault
  11. Stay Classy, Disney
  12. This Is Funny if You’re Not Me
  13. Overanalyzing BJ and the Bear
  14. Life Imitates “Art”
  15. Jane Corwin – Talking to Old People
  16. The Hidden Costs of Hiding Out
  17. Blew All the Money on the Helicopter
  18. Leprosy’s Comeback Tour
  19. You Can Get High on Bath Salts?
  20. Hanlon’s Razor Doesn’t Help
  21. Confession via Tattoo
  22. 4 Out of 7 Is Bad

April 2011

  1. That Kid’s Not a Very Good Salesman
  2. Flew Too High
  3. A Mud Volcano?
  4. Free Confetti!
  5. The $24 Million Dollar Book
  6. Bad Ads: Five Questions for Hot Pockets Sideshots
  7. The Death Penalty Provides No Second Chances
  8. Even in Death, You Can’t Escape Ads
  9. Obsessed with Jacob
  10. How to Write (and Sell) a Blank Book
  11. Ain’t That America
  12. Death of the True Voice
  13. Savage Car Talk
  14. Denny’s Has Lost It
  15. For Reference, Senators Earn $174K a Year
  16. Perhaps This System Needs Some Redundancy
  17. Barvd: April 7th, 2011 Edition
  18. Olympic Ski Jumping Is No Longer Bullshit
  19. A Win Is a Win. I Guess.
  20. Shakespeare and Verlander
  21. The Day The Movies Died
  22. How to Fall in Love with Baseball Again

March 2011

  1. If It Ain’t Broke, Reboot
  2. False Alarm Scares The Hell Out Of Everyone
  3. Yakuza to the Rescue
  4. A Man for All Seasons
  5. Hideaki Akaiwa: Supreme Badass
  6. Money Quotes: Animal Edition
  7. It’s Not a Change Purse!
  8. QR Codes Aren’t
  9. It Might Make a Good Notebook
  10. Richard Feynman Interviews at Microsoft
  11. The Most Human Human
  12. The Lego Illustrated Bible
  13. Real-Life Up House
  14. Real Or Fake? (March 14th, 2011 Edition)
  15. Three Reasons OFT Isn’t Being Updated Today
  16. The Change Was Probably About $40
  17. A Tenth of a Buck Short
  18. And Then There Were None
  19. Aim Directly at Foot
  20. A Spider-Based Recall
  21. The Hathaway Effect
  22. Sheen, Beck, or Qaddafi?
  23. These Colors Something Something

February 2011

  1. Why Not Steal The Witnesses Too?
  2. Blockbuster’s Timeline
  3. The Most Rockin’ Jingle Ever
  4. I Hate Everything About This
  5. Cheese or Font?
  6. Beatha Lee, Civic Association President
  7. Googly Eyes: Lucky’s Lounge
  8. Ken Jennings’ Puny Human Brain
  9. Ridiculous Products: Crown Jewels Condoms
  10. Who Is Arcade Fire?
  11. Happy Valentine’s Day!
  12. The Monkeys You Ordered
  13. Jinxed Himself
  14. The Dome Was Closed
  15. The Worse Cell Phone on Earth
  16. Barvd: February 7th, 2011 Edition
  17. That Poor Cancer-Sniffing Dog
  18. At Least They’ve Got Full Bars
  19. The United States of Shame and Awesome
  20. Can’t Resist Andy’s Place

January 2011

  1. Here’s to Another Year of Paying Your Debts!
  2. Marijuana Delivered Via Catapult
  3. Sex Injuries
  4. For His Sake, I Hope It’s Not
  5. Nobody Walks in L.A.
  6. Jim Alesi – World-Class Asshole
  7. Don’t Ask Me About My Nickname
  8. The Snow Blower
  9. Laughter Is the Best Impregnator
  10. Fox Shoots Man
  11. Probably Not Politically Advisable
  12. A Video Game, Sans Video
  13. At Last!
  14. Top Two Reasons to Avoid a Rabid Skunk
  15. Jailhouse Currency
  16. Good for Cars, Not for You
  17. Real-Life Costumed Crime-Fighters
  18. If I Were a Billionaire
  19. Crazy Cores Skittles
  20. Why Does Bottled Water Expire?

2010 297

December 2010

  1. Inside a Strip Club
  2. Border Collies Love Busywork
  3. 50 Cent Charges a Bit More Than That
  4. It’s a Belt! It’s Suspenders! It’s Stupid, Man!
  5. Kindle Cover Crashes Kindle
  6. The Dumbest Peripheral of the Year
  7. …In Bed
  8. Nativity Innkeeper
  9. How MAME Saved My Ass
  10. Possible Slogans for Total Whole Grain Cereal
  11. Just Do Your Job
  12. Never Heard That “Power Corrupts”?
  13. Fox News Has an Agenda? No!
  14. Tashard’s Choice
  15. The Island of Stone Money
  16. Amazing Super Powers
  17. Misleading Movie Synopses
  18. This Is a Real Job
  19. Must Have Run Up Quite a Tab
  20. Giant Pandas Are Poorly Designed
  21. A Very Specific and Convenient iPhone Glitch
  22. Spotted at the Five and Dime
  23. Quite A Prank

November 2010

  1. Guess I’m Done With the Ocean
  2. Go Phish
  3. What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
  4. Maybe Take a Deposit
  5. That Seems Pointless
  6. Fines Terrorize the Terrorists
  7. Sleeping None Off
  8. Four Loko Finale
  9. “Pls Can You Will Write Me Paper?”
  10. Steve, Don’t Eat It!
  11. Mistakes I’ve Made: Drinking Four Loko
  12. Money Quotes: Angels, Devils, and Car Salesmen Edition
  13. Amusing Search Clusters
  14. Hillary Clinton, Secretary of Comedy?
  15. Misinterpreted
  16. Clearly, We Can Trust the TSA
  17. Just Not a Sensible Reaction
  18. Carjacking a Limousine
  19. Daylight Savings Stories
  20. Ridiculous Products: Four Loko
  21. I’m Not Joking! You’re Dumped!
  22. Testing Sensefly’s Personal Spy Drone
  23. Meet the Resistance

October 2010

  1. Seen on the iPhone
  2. The Mike
  3. Cop Logic
  4. That’s Depressing Dedication
  5. Well, That Was Obvious
  6. Someone’s Going to Be Grounded
  7. Never Cut Off a 9-Year-Old on a Mountain Pass
  8. That’s One Way to Get a Job
  9. Always Backup. Always.
  10. Rabbit Bites Car
  11. Bad Ads: Travelers’ Rattlesnake Ad
  12. In The News: October 15th, 2010 Edition
  13. ‘Fedelity’. That’s Our Word. We’re Keeping It.
  14. Looks Brand New
  15. Insane Christian Posse
  16. A “Parts Model”?
  17. That’s Quite the Battery Pack
  18. Follow-Up on Buckyballs
  19. Follow-Up on Foreclosures
  20. Things I Learned Watching ‘Let The Right One In’
  21. Six-Pack Abs!
  22. Amusing Search Terms
  23. Get the Clubs, Man! And Grab My Shoes!

September 2010

  1. Ochocinc-Oh-Oh-OHHHHH!
  2. Love in the Time of Anthrax
  3. This Seems Unnecessary
  4. Barvd: September 28th, 2010 Edition
  5. Dark Patterns
  6. One Hell of a Mistake
  7. Adding Injury to Insult
  8. I Love A Good Insult
  9. Cuil Is Dead
  10. An Expected Level of Quality
  11. OK Go With Friends
  12. The Sign of a Good Toy
  13. Luck of the Irish
  14. By The Numbers: Amazon Shipping
  15. Think of the Miners
  16. The Shaq Came Back
  17. The Big, Self-Absorbed Apple
  18. The Onion’s 2010 NFL Preview
  19. Pavement Patty
  20. MLB.com’s At Bat App Suspended for 50 Games
  21. PowerPoint Centimeters
  22. Your Pants Are Lying to You
  23. The Worst Way to Name a Baby
  24. Cruel Copyeditors
  25. There Is a Horse in the Apple Store
  26. In The News
  27. Corporate BS
  28. Bed Bugs? Disgusting. Bed Bug Scientists? Worse.

August 2010

  1. That’s Horrifyingly Educational
  2. The Newest 9/11 Truther
  3. Ol’ Salty
  4. Octopuss
  5. Want a Raise, Ladies?
  6. Unbranding
  7. Rent a White Guy
  8. Life in the Minor Leagues
  9. Solving The Golddigger Problem
  10. Bad Ads: AT&T’s ‘Ballet’ Ad
  11. RCMP Bust Grow Op Being Guarded by Bears
  12. Spite Painting
  13. The S&M Park Bench
  14. Oh Come On!
  15. Welcome Back, Kafka
  16. The Many Uses of Google Earth
  17. The “Lost” Wedding Ring
  18. Officials Say
  19. Way to Be Supportive
  20. The Best Quitting Ever
  21. More on Tiger Mike
  22. The Tiger Oil Memos
  23. I’m Surprised
  24. Ya Know, For Commuters
  25. I Have Some Questions…
  26. Monkeys Hate Flying Squirrels

July 2010

  1. Craig Venter – Scientist, Asshole
  2. Maybe You Should Just Brown Bag It
  3. Another Ridiculous Baseball Injury
  4. We Didn’t Know You Knew
  5. Take Candy From Strangers, Kids!
  6. Nipple Pinkening
  7. Does Not Compute
  8. Speaking of Animal Cruelty and Stupid Criminals
  9. Overdriving an Animal?
  10. A Guide to Visiting Hawaii (Part 2)
  11. A Guide to Visiting Hawaii (Part 1)
  12. Have You Gotten Taller?
  13. Maybe It’s the Founder’s Name
  14. Money Quotes: July 14th, 2010 Edition
  15. Pronunciation Guide: Baseball Edition
  16. The Beginnings of a Horror Film?
  17. Catalog Living
  18. Alright, Once More
  19. Carvel Follow-Up
  20. Yay! Cabel’s Fireworks 2010!
  21. Quotes From the 2010 Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest
  22. Difficult Math Calculations
  23. The Giant Phallus Protest

June 2010

  1. Amazon Buys Woot, CEO Pens Amusing Letter
  2. Drew’s Directions
  3. Don’t Eff With Fudgie the Whale
  4. Just Because Something Is Funny…
  5. “You Too!”
  6. Planet BP – A World of Delusion
  7. Three Day Match Finally Ends
  8. Crowd Reaction
  9. Bizarre Billionaire Deaths
  10. Alt 1977
  11. Every Other Division
  12. A Vuvuzela Primer
  13. Man Receives Ransom Call for Child He Doesn’t Have
  14. Ethnic Children In Mural Nearly Get Whiteface
  15. Touchdown Jesus Burns to the Ground
  16. The Fish Part On Top
  17. Pete Rose’s Corked Bat
  18. The Run to Home Base Photo
  19. Sony Dong, Bird Smuggler Ordinaire
  20. Ridiculous Products: Fireworks
  21. Doc Rivers – Master Motivator
  22. “There’ll Be Other Mustaches”
  23. The Man Behind @BPGLobalPR
  24. Two Short Lists About Characters
  25. More Baseball Insanity
  26. Fake Science

May 2010

  1. “I’d Pay to Make That Not Happen.”
  2. AirTran, You’re Killing Me
  3. Wakaresase-Ya: The Splitter-Uppers
  4. The Cockpit Con
  5. How to Land a U-2 Spy Plane
  6. TD Bank Needs Some Physics Lessons
  7. More Productive Ninjas
  8. When a Walk Is a Bad Thing
  9. Notes From Bay to Breakers
  10. Simple Rules for Airport Electricity
  11. Twitter’s Raison D’Être
  12. PM’s Approval Rating Even More Awful Than His Shirt
  13. What the Hell Is Going on in Seattle?
  14. “Let Him Sue Us”
  15. Misspelling and Punctuation in Names
  16. Real Or Fake? (May 10th, 2010 Edition)
  17. Barvd: April 2010
  18. The Victim’s Name Is Italian for “Bitter Valentine”
  19. A Different Kind of Pub Crawl
  20. Burger King’s “Brunch”
  21. The Big Picture: Shanghai World Expo

April 2010

  1. That’ll Teach Her!
  2. It Seems Like an Awfully Niche Market
  3. The Entire Planet’s Wacky Neighbor, North Korea
  4. The Costco Price Tag Prank
  5. A Video Tribute to Doing It Wrong
  6. Letters of Note
  7. Ridiculous Products: As Seen On TV Hat
  8. Learn Something New Everyday: Trap Streets
  9. EnvironMentally Challenged
  10. Police Noted
  11. Better Than Sitting in the Watering Hole
  12. Not Suing? This Is Georgia the Country, Right?
  13. An Incomplete List of Words That Sound Like Ethnicities, But Aren’t
  14. Passive-Aggressive Crash Reports
  15. A Rising Tide Solves a Territory Dispute
  16. What a Letdown
  17. Help Pay Down the National Debt
  18. Step Into the Memory Palace
  19. The Mechanized Madness of Cuil’s Cpedia
  20. SOIL: Valet Parking
  21. More Fun With Air Traffic Controllers
  22. Flying The SR-71 Blackbird
  23. Baseball Game Games
  24. Rush Limbaugh’s Atrocious Apartment
  25. Nissan Sentra Ad Shot Entirely With RC Equipment
  26. Christoph Niemann’s My Way
  27. Barvd: March 2010

March 2010

  1. The Airplane Repo Man
  2. Safe and Affordable Jetpack Appears to Be Neither
  3. Godspeed, You Poor Wet Bastards!
  4. Where Does the ‘J’ Come From, Anyway?
  5. Battlefield Earth Writer J.D. Shapiro Is Sorry, World
  6. Perception Is Reality
  7. Monkey Continues To Evade Police After 14 Months
  8. Iggy Pop Retires From Stage Diving
  9. Round and Round the Mulberry Bush…
  10. The Origin of the Black Card
  11. The Visa Black Card
  12. Bernie Madoff, Deserving Victim
  13. The Snoop Dogg GPS – So Fly!
  14. Possibly Useful Information About SXSW
  15. How to Build an Ark
  16. Drunk Crossing
  17. The Republican Census is Depressingly Evil
  18. Hey, That’s Me! I’m a Resident!
  19. The Watering Hole Is Disgusting
  20. The Rebellious Cabinet
  21. As If Third Place Isn’t Bad Enough
  22. Lindsay Lohan’s Subconscious Files a Lawsuit
  23. Hi There!
  24. Consolation Oscars
  25. The Time Is Now, to Get a Vasectomy
  26. America’s Sexual Hang-Ups Extend to Snowmen
  27. How to Choose a Good PIN (Number)
  28. Never-Opened Video Game Sells for Over $40k
  29. The Quickest of Quickies
  30. Winter Olympics WTFs

February 2010

  1. Steve Jobs, Prank Phone Caller
  2. Pizza. In A Cone.
  3. By The Numbers: Banking
  4. Ridiculous Products: Homemade Brand Ice Cream
  5. Pros and Cons: Vibram FiveFingers
  6. How to Buy a Bar Stool
  7. Olympic Ski Jumping Is Bullshit
  8. My New Avatar
  9. “Delightfully Bureaucratic” Is Totally a Thing
  10. Barvd: February 16th Edition
  11. Just Turn Your Head 180 Degrees
  12. Flash Websites Are Garbage
  13. Buy 100 Shares of CJ Corporation
  14. Real Or Fake? (February 12th, 2010 Edition)
  15. Ridiculous Products: New York Spring Water
  16. Jeremiah Sadler’s Big Adventure
  17. Randall Munroe Reports Android Bugs
  18. Since the Arrest, Crime in Vermont Is Down 93%
  19. Perhaps He Needs a Nickname?
  20. Sarah Palin Reads Crib Notes Scribbled on Her Hand
  21. One Word Replies To News Headlines
  22. The Bell Tolls for Glen
  23. Kick ‘Em When They’re Down
  24. Hundreds Overdose, Zero Die
  25. Follow-Up to the Human Bed Warmers

January 2010

  1. Oops
  2. What Matters to America
  3. Paid Access
  4. Great Tits!
  5. The $3000 Chassis
  6. Human Bed Warmers
  7. Terrible Ways to Determine a Winner
  8. Barvd: January 22nd Edition
  9. Sweaty Models
  10. Googly Eyes: Dunkin’ Donuts
  11. By The Numbers: Birthday Wishes
  12. Shuttle Engine: Free. Must Arrange Shipping.
  13. Reviewbomb Follow-up
  14. Amazon Reviewbombs
  15. Ridiculous Products: The Durex Variety Bowl
  16. YouTube Capture Mode
  17. The Blessing of the Mobile Phones
  18. Overheard in Accenture’s Ad Review Meeting
  19. That’s Pretty Cold
  20. Shame On You, H&M
  21. NBA Jam Is Returning
  22. The Drive-Thru Diet Is Not A Parody

2009 88

December 2009

  1. Real or Fake?
  2. Ted Wilson Reviews the World
  3. Photoshop Disaster by Victoria’s Secret
  4. Things I Learned at My Local Sporting Goods Store
  5. Holiday Cards In Decline
  6. One Snap, One Ad
  7. HP Face-Tracking Webcams Don’t Recognize Black People
  8. A Horrifying Realization
  9. Will Ferrell’s Latest Cameo
  10. Barvd: December 19th Edition
  11. The Newest Tweet Tracker
  12. Drunk 4-Year-Old Steals Christmas
  13. By The Numbers
  14. William Styron Must Be Rolling Over in His Grave
  15. Fuck You Too, Rob Kindler
  16. Why I’m a Vegetarian
  17. Italian Police Crash Lamborghini Supercar

November 2009

  1. Ignorance Is Swastika-Free
  2. Incorrect Favorite Colors
  3. Safeguarding Marriage From the Evils of Divorce
  4. Jones-Drew Apologizes to Self, Other Fantasy Owners
  5. At Least Label the Button ‘Sucker’
  6. Gape in Horror at the OpenOffice Mouse
  7. Powerball Letters
  8. Tear Down This Wall Too
  9. CNN’s New Graphic Novel Approach to News
  10. Assorted World Series 2009 Thoughts
  11. The Majestic

October 2009

  1. Tragic but Self-Inflicted
  2. The Best Part of Waking Up…
  3. Musicians Are Setting Themselves Up
  4. Take the Stairs, but Feel Free to Dig for Gold
  5. Chicago’s Great Flood
  6. Money Quotes: October 23rd, 2009 Edition
  7. Where Could That Cocaine Have Gone?
  8. Great Grandma Wins Gold
  9. Bavrd: Origins
  10. (Bring Your Own) Phone Booths
  11. Things I Learned From the Cell Phones of Obnoxious Jerks
  12. Voice Control Takes on Classic Rock
  13. Why I Love Wikipedia
  14. What the Fuck Is a Balk?
  15. Fake Blood, Really Screwed Up

September 2009

  1. What a Smrt Name for a Phone
  2. Things I Learned Sitting Next to Tom Brown on a Plane
  3. Yet Another Reason to Learn to Fly a Chopper
  4. “The World Has Been Cancelled”
  5. Sinister Dingbats
  6. Ridiculous Products: Virgin Condoms
  7. Carrier Pigeon vs. South African ADSL
  8. Signs of Intelligent Life?
  9. This Is Why the Internet Exists

August 2009

  1. ‘Moon Rock’ Neither Moon-Based Nor a Rock
  2. In Beijing, IKEA Is a Restaurant That Happens to Sell Furniture
  3. Are You Reading Fuck You, Penguin?
  4. Less Than a Penny of Electricity
  5. More on How You Get Jury Duty
  6. Get ‘Em Before They’re Immediately Discontinued
  7. How You Get Jury Duty
  8. T-Rex Skeleton To Be Auctioned
  9. Things I Learned From a Baby’s First Birthday Party and Associated Toys
  10. 22-Year-Old Police Officer Fails to Recognize Bob Dylan
  11. The Squirrelizer
  12. What’s the Opposite of the Uncanny Valley?
  13. Zenith Phonevision
  14. Questions About the Virgins
  15. Dogs as Smart as 2-Year-Old Kids
  16. Metro News (August 5th Edition)
  17. Inside the World’s Busiest Air Traffic Control Tower
  18. Victor Martinez Bobblehead Night

July 2009

  1. That’ll Work Great
  2. Amusing Answers
  3. Giving Me the Business
  4. Ask a Stupid Question
  5. Eliminating Customer Support
  6. Look at What We Can Do
  7. Sometimes You DO Have to Say That
  8. The Weirdest 151 Seconds of Your Day
  9. A Denial We’ve All Had to Issue at Some Point
  10. Is It Thirteen O’Clock Already?
  11. This Isn’t Helping
  12. I Am Not a Good Reference
  13. Googly Eyes: Subway Ads
  14. The World’s Strongest Vagina
  15. Assorted Quotes from the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest
  16. Results of an Email on My Condo Mailing List, Regarding Anonymous Dog Poop Left in a Public Space
  17. Food & Sex
  18. Transformers 2 FAQ

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