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December 2016

  1. 2016 Just Keeps Taking
  2. Cows Can Jump?
  3. Jfdi
  4. The Difficulties of Being a Father
  5. The Santa Convention
  6. God I Love the Holidays!
  7. Thank God We Finally Know
  8. Cindy Stowell Kicks Ass
  9. Mannequin 3: Please Don’t Rescue Me
  10. Ghost Shark
  11. Unlimited Credit
  12. Really, It’s a Very Strange Name for a Christmas Band
  13. Facts as a Baseline
  14. Squirrels Have a War on Christmas
  15. Who Knew the Mannequin Challenge Could Be So Profitable?
  16. A President Who Misleads Workers, Who Gives Them False Hope
  17. China’s Loafing Bus
  18. Staving Off Tyranny
  19. There’s Actually a Special Ball-Cleaning Machine Called the GobbleMuffin
  20. The Space Poop Challenge
  21. He Is India’s Answer to Anthony Bourdain
  22. Where Is Your God Now?

November 2016

  1. Not Even Drunk Driving
  2. Muni Stands Strong
  3. Reducing Bias
  4. An Oral History of the Double Dare Obstacle Course
  5. Decency Is Not a “Shot”
  6. Strangers in a Strange Land
  7. Prejudice as a Practical Weapon
  8. Helluva Start to His 2020 Campaign
  9. Sign Me Up for That Job
  10. And Facebook Lives on to Memorialize Us All
  11. Where We Go From Here
  12. ···–––···
  13. Election Watch 2016: Election Day Edition
  14. Election Watch 2016: November 7th Edition
  15. They Shouldn’t Be Surprised When the Pitchforks Come Out
  16. The Giraffe-Necked Assassin Bug
  17. I Have Died, Walgreens. Please Stop Emailing Me.
  18. Election Watch 2016: November 1st Edition

October 2016

  1. A New Low Even for Uber
  2. Engaging With Brands, October 28th Edition
  3. Ancient Emoji
  4. Scrotox Is a Real Thing
  5. Election Watch 2016: October 25th Edition
  6. I’m So Disheartened I Can’t Even Make a Bonuses/Boni Joke
  7. Nobody Should Be Making This Harder for You
  8. Responding to Threats
  9. Eastern Airlines Flight 980
  10. Election Watch 2016: October 18th Edition
  11. It’s Dingells All the Way Down
  12. Raining Catfish and Dogfish
  13. Explorer’s Day?
  14. Inside North Korea
  15. Election Watch 2016: October 11th Edition
  16. Almost One in Eight Republicans Believe Trump Should Drop Out
  17. Iceland Airwaves Is Apparently NOT the Onboard Music Station for IcelandAir
  18. Guac the Vote
  19. One Score and Eight Websites
  20. Election Watch 2016: October 4th Edition
  21. Resistance Is Futile and Essential

September 2016

  1. Inverted Rebuttal
  2. Much Too Recent
  3. Shipping Trickery
  4. Donald Trump Should Not Be President
  5. Magnificent and Repulsive
  6. Low-Tech Drone Prevention
  7. Half-Baked
  8. That’s a Hell of an Assignment
  9. Bad-Ass Nuns
  10. As if Running a Marathon Isn’t Difficult Enough
  11. This Seems Like a Really Legitimate System
  12. What Could Be More Fun?
  13. Science Denialism
  14. Trash Crabs
  15. Picnic Basket, 33% Off
  16. Ghost Guard
  17. The Latest in Paper and Microfilm Technology
  18. Now I Am Become Death, the Destroyer of Ants
  19. Snitches Get Stitches
  20. Yet Another Reason Not to Play the Bagpipes
  21. Knockoff North Koreans
  22. Safe for Even the Fattest of Tourists

August 2016

  1. Honey, We’re Out of Smallpox Again. Can You Pick Some Up?
  2. Motels From the Past
  3. Sorry, Kids
  4. The Ultimate Caper
  5. A Stunning Rebuke
  6. A Short Tale
  7. What’s the Police Code for This?
  8. Varying Levels of Class
  9. The Russian Mosquito Festival
  10. America Is Anxious
  11. Goat Portraiture
  12. A Very Sage Infestation
  13. Corpse Cupboard
  14. That Might Be a Little Awkward
  15. He Can Buy So Many Faux Banksy Prints
  16. Money Quotes: August 10th, 2016 Edition
  17. Save Money. Destroy Capitalism.
  18. Australia Is Coming for You, Papua New Guinea
  19. Guess Who’s Swearing Frequently
  20. A Thesis on Pants
  21. Happy Dying
  22. Marketing Malaise
  23. Michael Caine Changes His Name To “Michael Caine”

July 2016

  1. Using Us for Our Axes and Fire
  2. Meditations on a “Fresh Paint” Sign
  3. Inadvertent Altruism
  4. One Felony Count of Beverage Return of Non-Refundable Bottles
  5. Lazy Rivers Seldom Occur in Nature
  6. Foul on All Levels
  7. The Encyclopedia of Matt Damon
  8. Dryer Lint Donald
  9. Explain Yourself, Groupon
  10. A Most Unusual Lawsuit
  11. Only 163 Days Until Christmas
  12. A Sexy Navy Suit
  13. Justice and Accountability Are Apparently Revolutionary Ideas
  14. Very Sorry Indeed
  15. Damn Straight
  16. Longing to Touch the Lips of Men
  17. Plagiarizing Fiction
  18. That’s Just Inconvenient
  19. That’s One Awkward Phone Call
  20. Thankfully, It’s Not a 10-Point Safety Plan
  21. The World’s First Robot Lawyer

June 2016

  1. Of All the Classes
  2. An Expensive Waste
  3. An AI Wrote a Screenplay
  4. It Means Paying More, Anyway
  5. Thank God They’re Gluten-Free
  6. A Deliberate Provocation
  7. You Never Say It Can’t Happen
  8. I’m Insulted by the Suggestion
  9. Portraits of America
  10. A 33-Year-Old Easter Egg
  11. Celebrate With a Drink
  12. Mr. Munglani’s Wild Ride
  13. Every Day Is Children’s Day
  14. Be the Helpers
  15. Yo, Peep This
  16. That’s Some Expensive Shit
  17. Shut Up and Listen
  18. Beer Hero
  19. Emily Doe’s Powerful Words
  20. Everyone Loves Roxie
  21. The Beer Probably Cost More
  22. Questionable Use of Police Resources

May 2016

  1. Cut ’Em Up
  2. A Fool for a Client
  3. Earth’s Remaining Trees Breathe a Sigh of Relief
  4. Well Handled, NYPD
  5. The Vegan Bernie Madoff
  6. Why’d He Rat Himself Out?
  7. You Really Do
  8. Intolerant of Intolerance
  9. Carpageddon
  10. Security Search Management & Problems Ltd
  11. Racism Is the Bogeyman
  12. Any Press Is Good Press?
  13. Dark Side of the Icon
  14. Nine Lives and Then Some
  15. I’ll Go to My Grave Calling These “Glideboards”
  16. Detachable Penis
  17. So Much Spray-Tan
  18. It’s Not Libel if It’s True
  19. Netflix Is Watching You Watch Netflix
  20. Winning Feels a Lot Like Losing
  21. Always Check for Blowhole Mucus

April 2016

  1. Cloudy With a Chance of Software Updates
  2. Hairblade
  3. Caution: Dumb Bus Driver
  4. Aphantasia
  5. The Day Without Cake
  6. Water Does Not Truly Sustain Life; It Merely Extends It Until the Next Drink
  7. Congratulations! You’ve Done a Soccer Game!
  8. So Many Nautical Puns
  9. Less DRM, Less Cooked Cat Poop
  10. Not Sure Who Was More Frightened
  11. Located Near the Springfield Heights Institute of Technology
  12. Inky’s Done a Runner
  13. No Sex in the PodShare Pods
  14. It’s a Living
  15. Dragons Are an Underused Mascot
  16. How Are You Celebrating?
  17. Listen to Me. Listen to Your Heart. Listen To…
  18. An Incomplete List of Lengths of Time for Which One Can, and/or Ways One Might, Chill
  19. They Literally Could Have Just Used Quarters
  20. Nick Offerman Is Pretty Great
  21. How Do You Make That Request?

March 2016

  1. Patrolling Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood
  2. Magneto’s in Medina
  3. The Enemy of My Enemy
  4. Little Jenny Null
  5. Rental Friends
  6. Time Flies. That Bird Doesn’t.
  7. Ohhhhh. I Get It Now.
  8. A Little Beyond Your Average Tagger
  9. Proudly Serving Aboard the RRS Boaty McBoatface
  10. Dog Overboard
  11. Drinking and Riding
  12. Not a Lot Going on in Charlton, It Would Seem
  13. Presenting Steerage Class
  14. He Shouldn’t Have Looked
  15. I Suppose “Apologizes for” Beats “Diffident After”
  16. Sucks to Be Seated on the Left Side of the Plane
  17. Seems Legit
  18. Becca Pizzi Kicks Ass
  19. L is for Laughable
  20. Kentucky Fried Creepers
  21. Leonardo DiCapriovich
  22. Blink Twice if You Need an Extraction, Chris Christie
  23. Inducing Fear in Raccoons

February 2016

  1. Barvd: 2015 in Review
  2. Five Weeks May Have Been Optimistic
  3. Founded Fears
  4. Fur Missile Away
  5. An Anticlimactic Conclusion
  6. If the Worst Should Happen
  7. Who Pooped My Mailbox?
  8. That’s Still Pretty Cheap
  9. Now to Add “Ass” to the Mix
  10. The Year of the Monkey Jewelry
  11. Einstein’s Missing Out on a Lot of Cake
  12. Nothing Says Austerity Like 4000 Meters of Carpet
  13. Gravity’s Just a Habit
  14. Centriphone
  15. Poor Jim Nantz
  16. 🎵 Hey QB, You’re on TV 🎵
  17. Living Is the Best Revenge
  18. Up Your Bowel
  19. Knock It Off, Assholes
  20. Expect Less
  21. John Scott, 2016 NHL All-Star MVP

January 2016

  1. $1000 Buys a Little Jewelry or a Lot of Roaches
  2. A Review of an Unheard Album
  3. Refusing to Pay the Troll Toll
  4. $4.8 Million to Not Host The Super Bowl
  5. Donald Rumsfeld, Game Developer
  6. Walmart’s Dirty Deal
  7. Ease Into That
  8. Virtual Reality Options
  9. John Scott, 2016 All-Star
  10. Nickelback Is Your Secret Boyfriend
  11. The Missing 11th
  12. JT’s Avatar
  13. Smooth Criminal
  14. Questionable Cross-Promotion
  15. Extremely Low
  16. Mandating Ignorance
  17. Looks Like a Fun Guy
  18. Henry Kissinger Has No Time for Your Nonsense
  19. Vexatious Hypocrisy
  20. Squeeze One Last Lie in to the Old Year
  21. That Poor Widow Veazie

2015 261

December 2015

  1. Eye on New York
  2. Two Angry Men
  3. The Pep Boys Aren’t Sexy?
  4. More Holiday Weirdness From Smithsonian Mag
  5. Merry Christmas, Icelandic Weirdos
  6. Crickets Are the Ticket
  7. The Amazon Promotional Code
  8. The Hess Spite Triangle
  9. How Do You Match That?
  10. So That’s Where You Left Them
  11. Who Knew Potatoes Were Such a Good Fuel Source?
  12. Alive in Three Centuries and Counting
  13. A Brief Overview of JT Dobbs’ Trumang Tweet
  14. Ghost Streets
  15. Things I Learned About Dog Treats
  16. Aging Gracefully
  17. That Dog
  18. You Can Hear The Ignorance
  19. The Screams Seemed So Real
  20. “Oculus Rift” Would Be a Badass Baby
  21. The Oral History of the “Wayne’s World” “Bohemian Rhapsody” Scene
  22. Last Year’s Model?
  23. The Grouchy Chef

November 2015

  1. The Origins of “Hello”
  2. “Live by Night” by Day (And Also Night)
  3. Michael Dukakis Would Very Much Like Your Turkey Carcass
  4. An Octogenarian Baby
  5. Thing Explainer
  6. Run, Leroy, Run
  7. Singles’ Day
  8. “An Insult Comic Made by the Jim Henson Studios”
  9. Avoiding Feckless, Hypocritical Cynicism
  10. Join the Club
  11. Well This Is Helpful
  12. The Horror
  13. A Particularly Offensive Shade of Red
  14. Better to Remain Silent and Be Thought a Fool
  15. Too Big to Emoji
  16. New Mascots on the Horizon
  17. Opt Outside
  18. Modern Art Is Trash
  19. Why Old Sports Photos Often Have a Blue Haze
  20. Quick, Somebody Call…
  21. Sorry, Morning People

October 2015

  1. Kept In the Dark
  2. How Would the Quentessa Design a Bathroom?
  3. Outlawing Good Taste
  4. Weak, Lego
  5. Emily Dreyfuss Is a Robot
  6. Cardboard Pimp My Ride
  7. Apple’s Upped Their Emoji Game
  8. Hell of a Shot
  9. What Has Tony Wrought?
  10. The Untold Story of the Ermahgerd Girl
  11. That Would Never Happen
  12. That’s Not What Free Means
  13. A Most Mysterious Star
  14. Bumper Sticker Copyediting
  15. It’s the Best Their Dumb, Stubby Little Bodies Can Do
  16. A Lot of Free Time
  17. The Best $5 You’ll Ever Spend
  18. Real Or Fake? (October 7th, 2015 Edition)
  19. We Rob Houston
  20. Done Him Wrong
  21. How Steve Jobs Fleeced Carly Fiorina
  22. Don’t Do Unto Others as You Would Have Others Not Do Unto You

September 2015

  1. Yeah, Reporting on the Drone Strikes Is the Problem
  2. The Non-Existent War on Police
  3. A Tourist Story in Four Pictures
  4. Endorse Him for Cartoon Captioning
  5. People All Over The World (Everybody), Join Barrels
  6. Fun with SiriusXM
  7. Bring Us Home
  8. Overengineered German Crap
  9. Give a Little Piece of Your Skin
  10. What Kind of God Would Allow a Thing Like This to Happen?
  11. Losing While Running Unopposed
  12. AT&T’s Rollover Data is Bullshit
  13. An Emoji Primer
  14. Could This Story Possibly Be More French?
  15. Finally
  16. Disingenuous Movie Reviews
  17. Pillow Fight Leaves 24 Concussed
  18. Perverse Incentives
  19. Space Jam Forever
  20. Head of the Charles
  21. No More Sense Than an Amish Bus Driver
  22. Self-Driving Cars vs. Fixed-Gear Bikes

August 2015

  1. That’s Not What Dolphins Do
  2. It’s Also a Very High-End Hunting Load for Ducks, Geese, or Turkeys
  3. Waste Not, Want Not
  4. At Least He Can Still Go to the Same Church
  5. Tomato Seasoning
  6. “I Love the Thing That I Most Wish Had Not Happened”
  7. The UK’s Most Disappointing New Visitor Attraction
  8. Pretty Damned Good for Around a Thousand Pixels
  9. Early Notes on the Ashley Madison Hack
  10. Unlikely to Be a Viable Alternative
  11. How to Win Contests and Influence Mexican Soap Stars
  12. Chicago Falcons
  13. You Reap What You Sow
  14. Please Report to the Principal’s Office
  15. There Is, of Course, No Gun
  16. Unwelcome and Superfluous
  17. Get Off My Back, CVS
  18. Drones Are Delivering Contraband to Prisons
  19. Planes, “Planes”, and Automated Fare Pricing
  20. No, It’s Not Your Opinion. You’re Just Wrong
  21. Well, I Guess It’s Bust

July 2015

  1. That’s Why It’s Sacrifice
  2. The Uselessness of Car Alarms
  3. A Lego Photographer
  4. You Just Got Out of Prison
  5. The Semantics of Selfies
  6. Leeeeeeeeeew
  7. It’s Worth the 4 Seconds It’ll Take
  8. Other Ed Casey
  9. You Get One, Donald
  10. Baseball, Emoji, and a Rainout
  11. Ridiculous Products: Pizza Hut’s Hot Dog Bites Pizza
  12. Think About What You’re Saying
  13. Wal-Mart’s Hypocrisy and Amazon Prime Day
  14. This Robot’s Headed to Vegas
  15. One Foot Tsunami Thinks It’s Funny That the Washington Post Thinks It’s Funny That Boston.com Thinks It’s Funny the NY Times Just Noticed Our Huge Snow Pile Is Still There
  16. Massterisk
  17. Emoji Battle
  18. A 13-Email Delay
  19. The Boston Militia Are Now the Boston Renegades
  20. The King Is Dead
  21. Just Really Very Stupid
  22. Dumb People Keep Getting Hit By Trains
  23. An Abridged Oral History of Jerry’s Girlfriends on Seinfeld

June 2015

  1. Know Hope
  2. One and the Same
  3. Counting the Sticks
  4. Nice Unibrow, Kingsley
  5. A Pricey Gesture
  6. Edna Never Caught On
  7. Hamburglars I Have Known
  8. Take Down the Flag
  9. Stick to the Doodles
  10. A Valuable Apology
  11. Living in the World Is Not a Dress Rehearsal
  12. The Show Does Go On
  13. Robot Blooper Reel
  14. Post Hoc, Ergo Propter Hoc
  15. Say Hello to Tallywackers
  16. Sounds Like a Site for Fancy STDs
  17. Good for You, Walter Thomas
  18. Minecraft Dogs
  19. A Quick Trip to the Apple Store
  20. Bathing in the Spider Rain
  21. An Enclave Wrapped in a Parcel Inside a Country
  22. Take Care in Naming Your Boat

May 2015

  1. Precision-Controlled Holes
  2. Ghana’s Power Bank Phone
  3. Say Hello to Patrick, the Robotic Ass
  4. Meet Hobson, You Peanut Botherer
  5. Open Table Redux
  6. Seattle’s Canine Police Force
  7. You Do Not Have to Make a Watch App
  8. Stop the Contest
  9. Amazing Automated Time-lapses
  10. Slightly Less Offensive Is Still Offensive
  11. Also, Chevy Metal Is a Great Name
  12. Right City, Wrong Team
  13. Seven Days Offline
  14. My Kind Of Mischief
  15. The Quotable Elon Musk
  16. Taller
  17. As Little as One-Tenth as Much
  18. Nightmareliner
  19. Immediately Everything Was Wrong
  20. Cupertino, Start Your Photocopiers
  21. Water Resistant-Ish

April 2015

  1. Hoist With Their Own Petard
  2. Weird and Wrong
  3. You Know What They Say
  4. She Didn’t Like the Joke
  5. Nail Houses
  6. Funeral Strippers
  7. Instagram Comments Need an “Off” Switch
  8. The “Kermit the Frog” Frog
  9. The Best of Sports
  10. Bring on Return-Free Filing
  11. So Much for Alcoholics “Anonymous”
  12. Rogue Microwave Ovens
  13. Playing Cop
  14. Aptly Named
  15. The First Person to Pass the Real Test
  16. Emoji News for April 9th, 2015
  17. Black Barely-Liquid Toxic Sludge
  18. The Brief Existence of an Additional $100 Million in Market Cap
  19. Conning His Way Out of Prison
  20. Work/Life Balance Is a Joke
  21. McBarge
  22. Temporarily Grounded

March 2015

  1. Mid-Performance Marketing
  2. The Billionaire You’ve Never Heard Of
  3. At Least He Didn’t Have an Open Container
  4. Stopping the Stadium Wars
  5. Likely Considered Weird
  6. Bad Ads: Logic? Whatever.
  7. A Man of Many Talents
  8. Au Revoir, Louis vs. Rick
  9. The Man Who Posted Himself to Australia
  10. A Pretty Good Extortion Scheme
  11. Mostly Saltwater
  12. An Open Letter to Kid Rock
  13. Autoimmune Disease
  14. Lindsey Graham Plans His Coups Well in Advance
  15. Icebergs on the Sand
  16. I Hope They Offer Divorce Insurance
  17. Lowered Expectations
  18. Hindsight
  19. My Kind of Wine Recommendations
  20. Lenticular Cloud at Sunset
  21. I’m Sorry Too, I Guess
  22. The Chairman’s Flight

February 2015

  1. Massages Are Not for Me
  2. Slurpee Waves
  3. Budweiser’s Hypocrisy
  4. New Emoji and My Favorite Radar
  5. The Tomatan Has Arrived and Nothing Will Ever Be the Same
  6. Snowzilla, Snowtron, and More
  7. Ringling’s Unicorn
  8. Not Exactly Making Philadelphia Proud
  9. How Russia Punishes People for Likes, Retweets, and Selfies
  10. Vine’s Raison D’Être
  11. Inside the Loew’s 46th St. Theater
  12. Barvd: 2014 in Review
  13. Zoo Security Drills
  14. This Might Only Prove No One Visits The Grammy Museum
  15. Jesus Crist
  16. Instagram’s Raison D’Être
  17. They Went Inside and Had a Wedding
  18. God Bless You, Herr Schabowski
  19. The Curious Case of the Disappearing Polish S
  20. Scientology at War With Film Critics

January 2015

  1. FCC Chairman Mocks ISP Industry
  2. The Worst Part of Waking Up Is Talking to a Stranger on the Phone
  3. Someone in the ’90s Got Hurt Over This
  4. Seems Like a Lateral Move at Best
  5. The “Weather Is About to Eff You” Truck
  6. IDEO’s Oldest Designer
  7. Speaking of Fishes
  8. Sleep With the Fishes
  9. How Do Windows Users Live Like This?
  10. Hardly a Populist Hero
  11. There’s No Such Thing as a Free Helicopter
  12. Wage Peace, Except on Guinea Worms, Because Holy Hell, That’s Disgusting
  13. The Secret Racing Test Tunnel No One Wants to Talk About
  14. Does His Shirt Have a Tattoo?
  15. Feared by Batters and Birds Alike
  16. A Cartoonist in Jail
  17. Life Imitates Snowpiercer
  18. A Teenager’s View on Social Media Written by an Actual Teen
  19. Going Out on Top
  20. Some Florida Courthouses Take Their Ball and Go Home
  21. Small Favors
  22. Not-So-Regrettable Errors

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December 2014

  1. Anything but That
  2. I’d Rather See 3500 White Elephants
  3. Inadvertent Algorithmic Cruelty
  4. Winning the LDBC
  5. Jesus Was the Original Zombie
  6. Get the Kid His Peaches
  7. A Diplomatic Pouch Full of Semen
  8. The Case for Allowing the Homeless to Drink
  9. More Cowardice
  10. The Guaranteed Hiccup Cure
  11. Ecce Mono
  12. Moral Madness
  13. Who Knew South Dakota Was So Dirty?
  14. Simply Having a Financially Rewarding Christmastime
  15. Which Do You Prefer: Concast or Comcrap?
  16. Never Enough Corgis
  17. “Grub”, Get It?
  18. Conduct Unbecoming
  19. 32 Bits Was Not Enough for Everybody
  20. I Can’t Breathe Either
  21. A Racist Candy Store
  22. Who’s Drunk at 5 AM on a Tuesday?
  23. An Interview With Chris Rock

November 2014

  1. Pomplamoose’s Tour Profits
  2. Hypocrisy? In the NFL? Why, I Never!
  3. Only Words
  4. Ain’t No Rule Says the Dog Can’t Adventure Race
  5. Pile of Poo Is the Anti-Like
  6. Expertise Not Required
  7. Your Body Is Disgusting
  8. We Need an Uber for People Who Don’t Want to Use Uber, Because It’s Run by Assholes
  9. Not So Funzies
  10. Truckin’ for the World
  11. Springsteen Is All You Need
  12. Rogue Toilets
  13. AirDrop Is for Space Sloths
  14. No Need to Hold for Laughs in Russia
  15. Olive Garden Certainly Got Their Money’s Worth
  16. Penguins Don’t Notice Wheels
  17. That’s Entertainment
  18. Science Smells Amazing
  19. In Bad Company
  20. The Wink Makes It

October 2014

  1. Proud Father Kevin Bumgarner
  2. Two Penny Candies, Please
  3. That Hedge Fund Makes Some Nice Cars
  4. A Dog Story
  5. He’ll Grow Into It
  6. Stegosauri Fought Dirty
  7. You Can Still Drink at the Jack Daniel’s Distillery Though, Right?
  8. Ruthie Smalls
  9. Head on Down to the Airport for Dinner
  10. A Toy Bag of Crystal Meth
  11. There Is Such a Thing as Bad Publicity
  12. Just Heading in to the Office
  13. Unlikely to Give Chase
  14. Two Million People Are Still Paying AOL for Dial-Up Access
  15. Meet the All-New Web Voyager
  16. It’s Fun to Say “Walloon”
  17. Shoppers Gonna Shop
  18. Sympathy Emoji
  19. Goodbye Forever
  20. Fore! Score, and Then Another 42 Score
  21. Square Cash and the World’s Worst Negotiator
  22. Not Funny. Not Clever. Not Excused.
  23. They Have Not Sold Many Phones, You See

September 2014

  1. Purple-Bellied?
  2. Do the Math
  3. Well Done, Mr. Simms
  4. Swindling the Nazis
  5. We Miss You, Law Talking Guy
  6. Now With Improved 1000 Yard Stare Graphics
  7. Katie Ledecky Kicks Ass
  8. The Fascinating Disappearance of the McSpoon
  9. Families Fight
  10. Vancouver Seems Like the City to Do It
  11. Just The Tip Chows Down on Some Leftovers
  12. Complete and Utter Horseshit From Urban Outfitters
  13. The Myth of Voter Fraud
  14. This War of Mine
  15. The Gift of Divorce
  16. Argo
  17. A+ Name, D- Ads
  18. Best Joke Ever
  19. Happy Belated Birthday, Whitey!
  20. The 14-Inch Linebacker
  21. The Kings Dominion Law
  22. Probably Doesn’t Taste Any Worse Than Red Bull

August 2014

  1. How Paintball Started
  2. Muslim, Moor, Baby, Whatever
  3. There Are a Few Moments of Joy, but You’re Not Allowed to See Them
  4. Why We Didn’t Vaccinate Our Child
  5. Cropping Out the Joke
  6. Battle Martin Is in Charge of Your Beer Bottle Labels
  7. Vandalizing Monuments
  8. Like Mo’ne Davis
  9. Just the Tip Returns for Season Two
  10. The Ice Bucket Challenge Has Been Won
  11. Win-Win-Win
  12. Enough Is Enough in Ferguson
  13. Chess 2
  14. Looking Sharp, USPS
  15. Strike Two, Amazon
  16. Misdirected Email
  17. Help, I’m Trapped in a Blog Post Factory
  18. Monkeying With Copyrights
  19. Triple Fail
  20. All 30 Mario Kart 8 Characters, Reviewed
  21. You Were Born to Live and Be Loved

July 2014

  1. The Last Stand for the Middle Class
  2. CV Dazzle
  3. Not So User-Friendly
  4. No Kids, No Stress, and a Spoonful of Honey
  5. Let’s Eat Grandma
  6. Presumably One With the Power to Detonate Itself
  7. Perverse Incentives
  8. Lego Beach
  9. Ball Nipper
  10. Kacy Catanzaro Kicks Ass
  11. Also, Who Called in the Report?
  12. No Post Today
  13. Genocide City
  14. A Slip ‘N Slide for Adults
  15. The Wrong Kind of Rally
  16. I Can’t Wait To See This One On Law & Order
  17. Hip, Hip…Meh
  18. Pitchforks for Plutocrats
  19. Fireworks From a Drone
  20. The 2014 Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest
  21. Take That, Hitler
  22. The Making of “The Writing’s on the Wall”
  23. License Plates of the Past

June 2014

  1. Innovation, Thy Name Is Facebook
  2. Heritage’s Ugly Benghazi Panel
  3. This Man Has Just Set a World Record for Most Game Show Episodes Hosted by the Same Presenter (One Show)
  4. Grenada, Granada, Let’s Call the Whole Thing Off
  5. The Rise of Emoji
  6. Rejected Princesses
  7. Have a Nice Day, Period
  8. The Less Than Ideal Vehicle Resulted in the Cessation of Life
  9. I Really Like Calling Them “The Football Team From Washington”
  10. Unabashed
  11. Thanks a Real Lot
  12. Ugh, Soccer
  13. Helping the Internet Be Less Terrible
  14. Biting the Hand That Rolls
  15. That Doesn’t Even Make Sense
  16. Bill Watterson’s Return
  17. We Are Now in Command
  18. Sexism Kills
  19. An Incomplete List of Major League Baseball Players Who May Be “Greek Fellas”, According to My Father
  20. Pointer Pointer
  21. Serial Tickler

May 2014

  1. The Wrong Kitty Litter
  2. It Was Not Clear Who or What Journalism Was
  3. Never Read the Comments
  4. Watch for a Lawsuit From the Estate of John Cage
  5. Why Wait?
  6. I Like My Highways Like I Like My Coffee…Covered in Bees
  7. Unless You Do
  8. White House Vows That CIA Will Not Use Vaccine Programs for Covert Ops
  9. Who Watches the Watchers’ Pirated Movies?
  10. An Awful First Pitch
  11. Goodbye in the Key of Kenny G
  12. Now You See Me: The Abridged Script
  13. Nostalgically
  14. Close Enough
  15. Thoughts About the Politics of Zimbabwe Over Pictures of Its Scenery
  16. Mini Car, Mega Oops
  17. The Largest Vocabulary in Hip Hop
  18. Please Consider Proper Grammar
  19. Bring Back the Guillotine
  20. And Buddha Smiled On
  21. Disappearing Quicksand
  22. A New Wheelchair Icon

April 2014

  1. Abstinence-Only Education Doesn’t Work on Pets Either
  2. A Night of Drinking With Jim Koch
  3. Call in an Expert
  4. Do as We Say, Not as We Do
  5. This Is Gonna Be Bad
  6. The Worst Kurt Cobain Lede Ever
  7. Assorted Notes from the 2014 Boston Marathon
  8. The Eternal “I Told You So”
  9. [Sponsor] Briefs
  10. I Prefer My Public Officials Use Less Chidish Words
  11. Heds Will Roll
  12. One Year Later
  13. All But
  14. Order the Chicken, Not the Fish
  15. [Sponsor] Sponsorships on One Foot Tsunami Now Available!
  16. At Least Spongebob Is Smiling
  17. Won’t Someone Please Think of the Puppies?
  18. NPR’s April Fool’s Day Prank
  19. John Popper Vanity Searches, Too
  20. More Stings to the Penis, Please
  21. Baseball Bloopers (April 4th, 2014 Edition)
  22. John Popper Looks on the Bright Side
  23. The NCAA Took Away My Cat Mug
  24. Where Do You Buy a Rat Trap That Big?

March 2014

  1. Shoulda Shipped It Priority Flat-Rate
  2. I Think the Food Was Good
  3. Dumpster Dining
  4. Why, That’s Almost Three Quarters
  5. Blue Bloods
  6. A Portrait of the Bro as a Young Ass
  7. How Not To Kill Yourself With Household Items
  8. An Incomplete List of Things People Clap for, in Increasing Order of Stupidity
  9. The $17 Million Dollar Squatter
  10. The Girl With the Pirated DVD
  11. Refusing to Negotiate
  12. Kids Say the Creepiest Things
  13. The Senate and the CIA at War
  14. Retiring at 26
  15. Nothing To Hear Here
  16. Unreplaced Placeholder Text
  17. A Valentine’s Story in Four Pictures
  18. RadioShack To Close 1100 Stores
  19. Stephen Colbert at the RSA Conference
  20. For Reference, No Jewish Leaders Are Welcome Either
  21. When May I Shoot A Student?

February 2014

  1. Godspeed, Columbia
  2. Dehipsterized
  3. Muppet Selfies
  4. Disgustingly Fascinating
  5. Jason Collins, Signed
  6. The “Doink Doink” Would Be a Great Shutdown Sound
  7. A Bad Omen
  8. Death Pocket
  9. Better Than Crashing the Market
  10. Hotwire Geography
  11. Criminal Genius
  12. Reverse Product Placement
  13. Bob Costas’s Unsightly Eyes
  14. Karma
  15. The Barvd Emoji
  16. Checked the Wrong Box
  17. Analyzing the Esurance Contest
  18. Heroes in a Half-Shell
  19. Whittemore’s Revenge
  20. Breaking Madden Predicts the Super Bowl

January 2014

  1. Goodnight Earth
  2. The NSA’s Insurance Policy
  3. Fools or Fabricators
  4. Pearl’s Final Story
  5. I Don’t Appreciate Their Ruse
  6. So Money
  7. Amazing Bug Fixes
  8. This January in Baseball
  9. The House at 3215 Wade Avenue
  10. A Televised Sunrise
  11. Barvd: 2013 in Review
  12. “Jim Harbaugh’s $8 Pleated Khakis” Would Be a Great Name for a Fantasy Football Team
  13. The Origin of “Screwed the Pooch”
  14. You Don’t Know Me but I’m Famous
  15. Unabashed
  16. Sent by a Robot
  17. Dolphins Getting High
  18. Class Act
  19. Woman Bites Toe
  20. They Blew It
  21. News You Can Use
  22. How Does The Fox Taste?
  23. Exceedingly Quiet

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December 2013

  1. Spend the Extra Half a Cent
  2. Covered in Gross Buttons
  3. Simon Beck’s Snow Art
  4. Where to Point the Finger
  5. So Pumped for Christmas
  6. Alan Turing Needs No Pardon
  7. Oh Thank Heavens!
  8. OK, Now It’s Christmas
  9. The Sculpture on the Moon
  10. Mikenesses
  11. Taking Bus #19 to New Haven
  12. Headline Review: December 16th, 2013 Edition
  13. Will There Be Cake?
  14. Festive Feast in a Tin
  15. At Long Last
  16. Things Are Looking Up Already
  17. Let’s Hope It Was Misused
  18. Advertising at a Funeral
  19. Maybe Just Use a Zippo Next Time
  20. That’s Some Catch
  21. At the Intersection of Sacarmneto and 43th
  22. Phallus-Obsessed Bushwacker Strikes Again

November 2013

  1. Infiltrators
  2. Women Smiling With Turkeys
  3. Cats Don’t Give A Shit
  4. Coffee Maker Cooking
  5. Brutally Frank Relationship Advice From a Nonagenarian
  6. No Thank You
  7. Judi Dench and Steve Coogan Look Weird Here
  8. Zebra Bites Staffer at National Zoo; Scared Gazelle Runs Into Barrier and Dies
  9. Walmart Food Drive for Walmart Employees
  10. Just The Tip: Season One
  11. Finally, Lincoln Will Get Some Respect
  12. Safely Ensconced
  13. Think About It for a Few Minutes
  14. Get Your Menurkey Now
  15. Pinkberry Co-Founder Convicted of Beating Homeless Man With Tire Iron
  16. More on Climax
  17. One Taze Over the Line
  18. A Failed Revolution
  19. Washington State’s Initiative 522
  20. Jake Peavy Bought a Duck Boat
  21. Genuine Fake Banksys

October 2013

  1. I Put a Spell on You
  2. I Couldn’t Sleep At All Last Night
  3. Bad Ads: Nissan’s “Gas Station Breakup”
  4. Turns Out That’s Not Legal
  5. The Always-On Grid
  6. Even $100 Seems High
  7. Sally Kohn’s Obamacare Savings
  8. Who the Hell Wears a Helmet to Do a Handstand?
  9. Boston Cop Photoshops
  10. Surgery Performed Before a Live Studio Audience
  11. Prison Sentences, 15% Off
  12. And North Korea Knows From Human Rights Abuses
  13. The History of the Trapper Keeper
  14. News Anchor Eats Cat Barf
  15. BlackBerry’s Windowless Van
  16. Halcyon Hall Is a Great Name
  17. 4.5 Cents on the Dollar
  18. Rocky Runs a 50K
  19. A Penny Stock Soars on Twitter’s Wings
  20. The (Al)Chemist
  21. Your Phone Is Too Big
  22. Mr. Pink Would Approve
  23. The Stuff of Nightmares

September 2013

  1. Manipulating the Market to Swing an Election
  2. My Mom’s Gonna Love This
  3. Auto-Brewery Syndrome
  4. Ridiculous Products: Bad Ass Socks
  5. Fetch
  6. The Man Sure Owned a Lot of Ladies’ Capes
  7. Washed Away
  8. Clowns Are the Worst
  9. Jenny Lawson Buys a Bear
  10. He Draws Tom Hanks
  11. Better Hurry Up
  12. Vote @Horse_ebooks
  13. That’s Not a Thing
  14. Taking on The CPSC
  15. Seriously, You Should Buy the Minelab GPX-5000 Metal Detector
  16. All 32 Quarterbacks as Their Team Name
  17. Almost Like a Metaphorical Key
  18. 1-900-FU-Pay-Me
  19. Kindle Matchbook
  20. 52,000 People Can Be Gross
  21. Competition in the Space

August 2013

  1. Animals…Don’t…Wear…Pants
  2. Automated Cameras Gone Mad
  3. More Tips from Roku
  4. Brain Power Not Included
  5. The Pathetic Desert Tortoise
  6. High Demand for the Hoff
  7. Thanks Be They Had That Police Dog
  8. What Brian Beutler Learned From Getting Shot
  9. A Catwalk Model
  10. Volvo’s Open Patent
  11. Alone in a Crowd
  12. Stealing From the Cops
  13. Always Check the Fine Print
  14. The 700+ True Messiahs
  15. Los Angeles Is the Worst
  16. No PEDs Necessary
  17. Invisible License Plates
  18. Blatantly False Advertising
  19. Shut Up About It!
  20. Does Work for Food
  21. Thupid Fearth
  22. Race Relations

July 2013

  1. Water Damage Not Covered
  2. Skinvertising
  3. Why Your Supermarket Only Sells Five Kinds of Apples
  4. Speed Enforced by Drones
  5. The Gutless Cutlass from Chancy Vought
  6. Just The Tip on Airplanes
  7. Assorted Notes on Flight 214 Which Didn’t Fit Into the Previous Post, but Remain Nonetheless Interesting or Darkly Amusing, and Are Thus Worthy of Their Own Post
  8. Something Wrong, Alright
  9. A Picture’s Worth
  10. Does Pascal’s Wager Apply to Twitter?
  11. Cutbacks at the Ol’ Blood Factory
  12. Hitchhiking to Your Own Concert
  13. Canine Apiarist
  14. More on Greeting Cards
  15. They Should Probably Skip the Midi-Chlorians Though
  16. Where US Currency Goes to Die
  17. A Podcast Called Just The Tip
  18. De-orange-ification
  19. An Open Letter to the Worst Wax Museum in America
  20. The 2013 Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest
  21. Literacy Tests Written by Illiterates
  22. Profanity Ahead
  23. Opening the Door

June 2013

  1. There Are Some Bad Ideas
  2. Evil Master of Odors
  3. Keep It Up, Wendy Davis
  4. An Imagined Conversation
  5. Sky Poo
  6. Come on, Japan
  7. Eventually, They’re Just Not Going to Take It Anymore
  8. He Went to Six Years of Clown Medical School
  9. Vladimir Putin Is Ridiculous
  10. K9 Kaiser, End of Watch
  11. Dumb Ways to Die
  12. Dispelling the Clouds of Despair
  13. Covering the United States
  14. Things I Learned: Buying Chocolate
  15. Traffic, Backed Up. Headline, Teed Up.
  16. Prism
  17. Superformula
  18. Visiting Nicholas Cage’s Estate Sale
  19. Nobody Counts In L.A.
  20. Take Me to Bob Seger!

May 2013

  1. Grumpy Cat Has a Stipple Portrait
  2. Go East, Young Marijuana Dealer
  3. Pot Tells Kettle to Be Less Black
  4. Milk Preferences
  5. Dictionary of Numbers
  6. My Favorite Preference Name of All Time
  7. Seems Like a Reasonable Investment
  8. Plane Wifiaholics Anonymous
  9. Bootstrapping the Industrial Age
  10. Tunnel Smugglin’ Good
  11. Stop Over and Say Hello
  12. Permanent Crippling Seems a Fair Punishment
  13. Money Quotes: May 15th, 2013 Edition
  14. Bee Fences
  15. The Jacks of Tom Cruise
  16. Mani-Pedis Cure Extremism
  17. There’s Only One Answer
  18. A Solid for Rodman
  19. Inside Taco Bell’s Doritos Locos Taco
  20. Lines You Won’t See in Ads for “The Great Gatsby”
  21. John Scalzi’s Nightmare at 20,000 Feet
  22. A Portrait of the Congressman
  23. Kings Don’t Build Their Own Castles

April 2013

  1. Sign Jason Collins
  2. Prisons Have Handbooks?
  3. Never Return to the Scene of the Crime
  4. Perfect for the Puppy Bowl
  5. A Soggy Dutch Dog
  6. Getting the Right Country: Czech
  7. Our City
  8. I Want My City Back
  9. Existential Uncertainty
  10. That’s How to Defeat Terrorists
  11. Strength in the Face of Evil
  12. Powered by Runners
  13. Beating Snake
  14. Don’t Walk, Asshole
  15. Parenthetical Ess
  16. Times Haiku
  17. Religious Ridiculousness
  18. No Photoshopping Necessary
  19. Corporate Communications
  20. I Only Eat There for the Articles
  21. Ridiculous Products: Quiver
  22. The Barry Bonds of Butt Dialing

March 2013

  1. Keeping Up With One Foot Tsunami
  2. Metro News (March 28th, 2013 Edition)
  3. The Fresh Ten
  4. Scoot Over, Tilda Swinton
  5. Today In Bizarre Foreign Cultures: Penis Snatching
  6. The Flavo(u)rs of Molton Brown
  7. Excessively Sheer
  8. Walk It Off
  9. Taken Down a Peg
  10. The Crucial Penguin Segment
  11. But They’re Faster Than Lightning!
  12. Sustainable Sushi
  13. Fish Eggs! Get Yer Fish Eggs!
  14. Who Knows Why Kids Do Anything?
  15. You Do Have to Admire Their Aim
  16. Literally Literally, or Figuratively Literally?
  17. Unappealing
  18. So Long, Rapiscans
  19. Five Questions for the TSA
  20. Asimov’s Fourth Law of Robotics is “No Swearing”.
  21. Trusting Amazon
  22. Who’s Buying Black Market Bags of Blood?

February 2013

  1. Everybody Out of the Water
  2. Paint First, Then Tow
  3. Also, if You Have a Nickname Like ‘Mr. Sidewalk’
  4. Maybe Consider a Fabulous Type of Gorilla
  5. A Map of Missed Connections
  6. Flattening the Curve
  7. The Tweet Hereafter
  8. Speaking of Matt Damon
  9. Under Pressure
  10. Now Curable!
  11. Tesla v. Broder
  12. Raining Spiders
  13. A Complete List of Warning Messages Cycling Through the Dashboard of the Last Cab I Took
  14. Not Exactly Van Gogh
  15. I Give It a Full Ten Jock Straps
  16. Better Brick Up Your Mailbox, Ms. Borer
  17. Missing Tortoise Survives 30 Years in Storage Room
  18. “Take the Long Way Home”
  19. Five Suggested Locations for My Roku, in Decreasing Order of Likeliness
  20. The Existential Crisis of Le Pew

January 2013

  1. Can’t Abide This
  2. No Tagbacks
  3. What It Takes to Get Ejected
  4. Real-World Gesture Analogs
  5. Looking a Gift Coupon in the Mouth
  6. Giant Goat Cheese Fire Shuts Down Norway Tunnel
  7. And He Would Have Gotten Away With It, if It Weren’t for That Meddling Aquarium
  8. Happy Martin Luther King Day!
  9. Guerilla Filmmaking in Disney World
  10. A New Leap in Outsourcing
  11. Bad Ads: Bud Light Commercials
  12. Don’t Lie to Your Readers
  13. Won’t Somebody Think of the Pubic Lice?
  14. Bright Lights, Big Box Store
  15. Shaking Hands and Terrifying Babies
  16. Amazon AutoRip
  17. A Country at Peace With Its Neighbor
  18. Patent Trolling for Fun and Profit
  19. Corporations Are People, Officer
  20. Android Issue #38538
  21. Can I Get an Amen, Along With Your Email Address So We Can Send You Information on Some Exciting Promotions?
  22. Testy
  23. Page Weight Matters

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December 2012

  1. Snake Oil
  2. By The Numbers: December 28th, 2012 Edition
  3. Thanks for the Tip
  4. Richard Branson, You Scamp
  5. Barvd: December 25th, 2012 Edition
  6. Sacks of Potatoes
  7. N.R.A. Calls for Armed Guards in Schools to Deter Violence
  8. Inspiring Words
  9. Your Favorite Cosby Sweater
  10. “Did We Just Kill a Kid?”
  11. Paint Me A Picture
  12. A Bobcat Is a Type of Cat
  13. Life Imitates Crappy, Crappy Art
  14. Sweet Referral Cash
  15. No Matter Who Loses, We Win
  16. Eat Up Martha
  17. Yo, Dawg, Etcetera
  18. “JPG Artifact Shirts” Are the New “Pre-Faded Jeans”
  19. Cigarettes ARE Good for You
  20. A New Low
  21. Be Sure to Check That Organ Donor Box

November 2012

  1. Pastor Scott Lively – Grade A Putz
  2. How About ‘Replyallvalanche’?
  3. Who Wants to Go for a Carefully Measured Walk?
  4. Insult to Leg Injury
  5. Macy’s Wisely Distanced Themselves
  6. Overheight When Flashing
  7. Turkeys, Chickens, Close Enough
  8. He Pulls It Off
  9. Senate Charts
  10. Limited-Time Offer
  11. Crime Pays
  12. And When You Gaze Long Into an Abyss, the Abyss Also Gazes Into You
  13. An Ineffective Threat
  14. Finally, It’s Over
  15. Marijwhatnow?
  16. Poor ROI for Super PACs
  17. Overwizenening
  18. Activating A Mouse Shouldn’t Require A Net Connection
  19. Finally, Some Bipartisanship
  20. Fireworks of Yore
  21. That First Season, Goalies Actually Played in Street Clothes
  22. Trampoline Bridge

October 2012

  1. Trick or Treat
  2. I Have Always Depended on the Kindness of Major Corporations
  3. Really Terrible
  4. Bring Me The Head of Paul McCartney
  5. A High Price for Lousy Sex
  6. The Crispy Crimes of Guy Fieri
  7. The Limits of Modern Medicine
  8. Nice Can?
  9. That’ll Catch the Eye
  10. “I’m the one on the left.”
  11. Beer Soap
  12. Stratos
  13. $275
  14. Ignorance About Ignorance
  15. Simpsons Did It
  16. How Convenient
  17. Into Most Lives, Some Rain Must Fall
  18. One At-Bat
  19. Facebook’s First Ad
  20. Kaboom Goes The Walking Stick
  21. The Name ’Machine Gun Kelly’ Might Have Been a Tip-Off
  22. Beerd
  23. Just a Bissel Racist

September 2012

  1. Good Tweats
  2. How Often Do Plane Stowaways Fall From the Sky?
  3. Not Even Good Enough for the LFL
  4. Speaking of Popcorn
  5. Popcorn Lung
  6. iOS 6 Maps
  7. Oh Boy!
  8. What a World
  9. Yet Another Romney Write-Off
  10. Unlicensed Horse Massages
  11. Best Word Ever
  12. Helluva Paint Job
  13. More Field Goals, Fewer Punts
  14. Illustrating the Euro Crisis
  15. A Familiar Face
  16. Followup on the Salter Brecknell PS1000 Veterinary 1000lb Scale Reviewbomb
  17. Whale Scat Too
  18. Tens of Thousands of Dollars in Whale Barf
  19. One Bizarre Proposal
  20. Two Pieces for America

August 2012

  1. Headline Review: August 31st, 2012 Edition
  2. Ram Groping for Fun and Profit
  3. Climbing The Martian Charts
  4. Maybe Voter Fraud IS an Issue
  5. Fit for Cows
  6. Seems Like a Longshot
  7. Ice Recipes and a New Reviewbomb
  8. Toddler Fight Club
  9. The Embodiment
  10. Incredible
  11. Domestic Terrorism Is Not an Oxymoron
  12. Ticks Can Really Mess You Up
  13. Ugly American
  14. Space Etiquette
  15. Olympic Medal Miscellanea
  16. Counting Your Stock Gains Before They’ve Hatched
  17. Defiance
  18. A Comprehensive List of Outfielders Who’ve Played Baseball for the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim and Share a Last Name With a Type of Fish
  19. Getting Honan’ed
  20. Dare Mighty Things
  21. Nude Diving
  22. Something’s Missing Here
  23. Smile to Shoot

July 2012

  1. Women and Children Maybe
  2. The Scariest Thing in This Year’s IKEA Catalog
  3. Banning Buckyballs
  4. $30 Million in Taxes on a $0 Piece of Art
  5. Last Requests
  6. Better Conceal Your Water Pistols
  7. Some Strong Prostitutes
  8. Sonic Fiction
  9. The Naked American Hero
  10. Let’s Make a Batman
  11. Barvd: July 17th, 2012 Edition
  12. Police Identify Suspects
  13. Better Red Handed Than White Handed
  14. That’s A Far Better Amenity Than “Color TV”
  15. What If?
  16. Sewage to Drink
  17. The Psychology of Shopping
  18. San Diego’s Big Bay Bust
  19. Doubt Insurance Covers That
  20. The 2012 Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest
  21. Doctors React
  22. Tampa Bay’s Fauxback Uniform

June 2012

  1. Toeing That Line
  2. Seriously, the Bathroom Was Not Big
  3. This Isn’t Already Illegal?
  4. The Cause of, and Solution to, All of Life’s Problems
  5. Every Business
  6. On Nigerian Email Spammers
  7. What a Ridiculous Job
  8. The MagSafe to MagSafe 2 Adapter
  9. An Evil Hoax
  10. From the Journal of Parasitology
  11. How Cockroaches Disappear
  12. The Not-So-Amazing Spiderman
  13. Passwords
  14. Recently Seen in My Inbox
  15. Skeu It!
  16. The Garden of Your Mind
  17. Quite the Journey
  18. Banned Booty
  19. Blotto Bovines
  20. Nookd
  21. Fathers? Gay.

May 2012

  1. Interesting or Unusual Jobs
  2. I’m With Stupid
  3. You’ve Got Squatters
  4. That Much Heat Can’t Be Good for the Brain
  5. 21st-Century Copyright Systems Are Broken
  6. What, No Nickname Listing?
  7. Over-Promise and Under-Deliver
  8. Wwjcd
  9. Triplets or Photoshop Cloning?
  10. And a Girl Shall Terrify Them
  11. He’s Back!
  12. Song Lyrics, Analyzed: Love
  13. No Harm, No Foul
  14. Unconscionable
  15. Old People Icons
  16. The Hindenburg
  17. Dolphins Die of Drug Overdose After Swiss Rave
  18. By The Numbers: Miscellaneous
  19. Overly-Frequent Fliers
  20. Crown Crust
  21. Why the Modifier?
  22. Pearls of Terrorist Wisdom
  23. Best of the White House Correspondents’ Dinner

April 2012

  1. Prison Without Punishment
  2. A Denial of Money Attack
  3. Elephant Ponchos
  4. Very Gracious
  5. A Bigger Stretch Than Saved by the Bell and Dawson’s Creek Combined
  6. Rejected Chinese Fortune Cookie Fortunes
  7. This Week in Stupid: April 20th, 2012 Edition
  8. Regional Video Game Censoring
  9. Not a Noble Goal
  10. The Only Dream I Ever Had in Life That Came Completely True
  11. My Darling, I Got You a Rat
  12. Follow-Up to Here Comes the Pizza
  13. Gingrich Accuses Fox News of Bias
  14. The Bike Prank
  15. Probably Shouldn’t Have Brought Him to ‘Take Your Child to Work Day’
  16. Know Thine Enemy
  17. Here Comes the Pizza!
  18. Rampage In Motion
  19. What’s the Latin Word for ‘Chutzpah’?
  20. Real Or Fake? (April 3rd, 2012 Edition)
  21. Two Quarterback Moves

March 2012

  1. Further Inappropriate Uses of Comic Sans
  2. Lenny B. Robinson
  3. The Strategy Is Stupid
  4. Government Is Serious Business
  5. A Fantastic Inadvertent Prank
  6. Screenshots of Despair
  7. Something’s Rotten in the State of Wisconsin
  8. HR Sounds Hilarious
  9. “Smurfette” Is Weird Shorthand
  10. Flying Almost to Eternity
  11. Confessions of a Former TSA Agent
  12. Ideal for a Variety of Situations
  13. Inappropriate Quotation Marks
  14. Mitt Romney Just Can’t Help Himself
  15. Fishermen: 0, Fish: 36.
  16. Well, That’s Pretty Stupid
  17. The Dyson Airblade vs. The Excel Xlerator
  18. Incredibly Oblivious
  19. Tempting Fate and Poseidon
  20. So He’d Have About 11 Ounces of Actual Meat?
  21. Not Quite a Man of the People
  22. You Think You Know a Muppet

February 2012

  1. Was That Really the Best Available Venue?
  2. How’s Waldo?
  3. In Honor of Fred Rogers
  4. Thanks a Lot, Citizens United
  5. Always Check the Cables
  6. This Ruling Sponsored by Darden Restaurants
  7. Eternal Copyright
  8. ”Humans can do that.”
  9. Target Is Watching You
  10. Contractually Rewriting History
  11. You Gotta Fight
  12. Make ‘Em An Offer They Can Refuse
  13. Barvd: February 13th, 2012 Edition
  14. Not a Smart Bet
  15. Take-Backsies
  16. Better a Crack Whore Than an Atheist
  17. Graffiti Pays
  18. Nice Shirt, Daniel
  19. Super Troopers
  20. Homeopathy Isn’t Even the Dumb Part
  21. Oh Yes, They Call Him The Sneak

January 2012

  1. Today, We Learned Two Things
  2. Accident Ahead: Depress the Deceleratrix
  3. Windows Simple
  4. Rats Have Empathy
  5. There’s No Moops!
  6. A Story in Four Pictures
  7. The Bizarre Tale of Kim Dotcom
  8. iPad, iPad, iPad, I Made You Out of Clay…
  9. And Yet, No One Blames the Reef
  10. One Foot Tsunami Is Blacked Out to Fight SOPA/PIPA
  11. Shortest “For Dummies” Book Ever
  12. Problem: Crying Lacked Sincerity
  13. Proposed Slogans for an All-Night Rose Vendor
  14. Surge Pricing
  15. Stealth Mountain
  16. As American As Apple Ple
  17. The KKK Sells Tchotchkes?
  18. Just Gotta Wait ‘Em Out
  19. Horns Should Be a Privilege, Not a Right
  20. I Am Become PayPal, the Destroyer of Violins
  21. Blacklisted for Fighting Hitler
  22. The Year That Wasn’t

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