The Curious Engineer

One Foot Tsunami

2022–2026

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October 2026

  1. Leaving ESPN
  2. Holiday in Cambodia
  3. Muse’s Flawed Raison D’etre
  4. Second Prize Is a Mandatory Cybersecurity Class
  5. Please Give Sponge Their Guitars Back
  6. The Goliath Expedition
  7. Two Bedrooms, Quiet Neighbors
  8. Beige, Flavorless Paste
  9. Tesla’s “Full Self-Driving” Is No More
  10. Give Them Back to the Customer
  11. The Wrong Portland
  12. Old-School Proprietors of Yesterday’s Tech
  13. A Celestial Firework
  14. I Hope They Got an A
  15. Amazon Is Creeping on Us All
  16. Mike Tomlin Has Been Minecrafting
  17. Booking Dot Redundant
  18. Fighting Birds With Birds
  19. The Flying Train
  20. Who’s Ready for Some Scheduled Laughs?
  21. Screaming Birds

September 2026

  1. The Bizarre, Murky History of Soviet-Born Tetris
  2. It’s No One’s Favorite Beagle, Snorpy
  3. Krampus Addresses the Board
  4. Truth in Movie Titling
  5. I Doubt He Has the Data to Back That Up
  6. The Latest on Regulating Social Media
  7. I Fought the T
  8. She’s Probably Had Better Birthdays
  9. Doomed Houses
  10. An Appreciation for Craft
  11. Money Quotes: September 2026 Edition
  12. Japanese Parking Pockets
  13. Braden’s Infinite Tour of Italy
  14. 25 Years of Flags
  15. Cyborg Cockroach Paramedics
  16. We Can See Everything
  17. Hello There, Bears
  18. Go Ahead On, Old Man
  19. Storrowings in 2026
  20. Get Educated While Watching 22% of a Game
  21. Uncensored Fat Marmot Content
  22. Making Friends and Outs

August 2026

  1. A Tiny Car for No One
  2. Automated Enforcement Technologies May Be the Least Bad Option
  3. Dolly Parton was the Book Lady
  4. Someday, Our Wretched Flag May Be Replaced
  5. Staying Humble
  6. The Wrong Kind of American
  7. We Need More From the Media
  8. The $999,999 Limit
  9. Hummingbird Moths
  10. Oh, Massachusetts, No
  11. Subsidized Internet for Vacant Homes
  12. Betting on the Wedding
  13. And the Daytime Emmy Goes to…John Oliver’s Wig!
  14. Three Stellar Race Photos
  15. Sunfish Smashing
  16. Grenoble’s War on Visual Pollution
  17. The Nicest Man in New York
  18. The Ultimate Advertising Machine
  19. Don’t Build a Snow Room
  20. Is “Zero” a Dose?
  21. The Smudge Drone

July 2026

  1. Trust No One
  2. D–, Vile Harassment, but Solid Financial Outcome
  3. A Missing Underscore
  4. Perhaps We Should Just Shut It All Down
  5. No Thants
  6. Mitch McConnell’s Legacy
  7. Just Another Manic Mortgage
  8. An Assortment of Bad Emails
  9. 3:42.66
  10. What Luck
  11. A Tiny Baby in a Plastic Bath Full of Water
  12. The IKEA Marathon
  13. Year-Round Bad Berries
  14. Annoying via Allogrooming
  15. Ciao to a Craven Politician
  16. Don’t Date Robots!
  17. CTC Iced Coffee
  18. Good Money After Bad Marriages
  19. Sandler With the Assist
  20. Extremely Late Fireworks
  21. Swarms of Scuba Cockroaches
  22. Morally Reprehensible Gambling
  23. The Possible End of Deferred Contracts

June 2026

  1. Fireworks Are Not an Inalienable Right
  2. Bigger Is Not Better
  3. The Dirt That Refused to Die
  4. $100 a Minute
  5. Extreme Wealth Is a Sickness
  6. Rest in Peace, Martha Avila
  7. Excellence, Redefined
  8. Doll Head Defeat Devices
  9. Thirsty Scots
  10. Redacted Brands
  11. Fancy Toilets and Crucial A.I. Infrastructure
  12. Grossly Manipulative
  13. The Truth About the Poached Eggs Murder
  14. More Frank Talk
  15. More Fake Legal Citations
  16. New Halls Encouragements Just Dropped
  17. Thousands of Dollars of Misdirected Food
  18. Problems the Pope Missed
  19. Adopt-A-Bridge
  20. Cursed Bread
  21. Tell Us How You Really Feel, Scott
  22. Not a Good Pitch

May 2026

  1. It’s Not Looking Good
  2. Please Reclaim Your Nightmare Fuel
  3. Joe Mazzulla Wins a Stupid Award
  4. Joey Chestnut Will Defend His Title While on Probation
  5. Eat More Greens
  6. Kars 4 Near-Adults To Go To Israel
  7. Farewell to Stephen Colbert
  8. “Wade Mode” Is Not “Swim Mode”
  9. Goodhart’s Law in Action
  10. He Built This City
  11. Black & White Snacks
  12. Quick and Creepy
  13. The Septuagenarian Resident
  14. At Least AC/DC Would Be Proud
  15. Happy Mother’s Lengths of Time
  16. One Hell of a Pop Quiz
  17. Popes — They’re Just Like Us!
  18. Divorce Registries
  19. Foiling Online Age Checks
  20. Oracle Park’s Bogus 9-9-9 Challenge Has Disappeared
  21. A Very Poor Trade

April 2026

  1. Renea Gamble Prevails
  2. Pam From Wenatchee Made a Hologram
  3. The Bartered Vasectomy
  4. Sub-Two Sabastian Sawe
  5. A Very Fusilli Plan
  6. Dropping in Unannounced
  7. Sectional 42
  8. We’ve Got to Hang Our Hats on Something
  9. Snagged on a Giant C
  10. Vehicles Crushed by Snow
  11. The Magawa Monument Is Made of Stone
  12. Pivoting From Shoes to Artificial Intelligence
  13. Stay in Your Lane, Paperless Post
  14. A Massive Magawa
  15. Firefighters on Electric Motorcycles
  16. The Half-Mile Escalator
  17. Bobbi Gibb Kicks Ass
  18. Every Day Is an Exhausting New Hell
  19. A Windy Day With the White Clouds Flying
  20. Molly Went for a Helicopter Ride
  21. Detecting Frustration Using Regex
  22. Poor Blue Blob

March 2026

  1. Perhaps It’s Time for a Taking Pledge
  2. Creepy and Seemingly Inaccurate
  3. Perverse Incentives in License Plates
  4. Aramark’s Sham Edition of the 9-9-9 Challenge
  5. First 9-9-9, Then 9-1-1
  6. Defying the Odds
  7. The Future Is Elsewhere
  8. Afroman Prevails
  9. Talk About Unappetizing
  10. A List of Chain Restaurants Whose Names Contain Unusual Structures
  11. Happy Evacuation Day Semiquincentennial
  12. Makin’ It Retro
  13. Rampant Cheating in Camel Beauty Contests
  14. Bam Adebayo and the Wrong Ben Wallace
  15. The Ig Nobels Are Moving to Europe
  16. Drinking Dessert Ranch
  17. Using A.I. To Get Dumber
  18. Support News Organizations
  19. Not Your Usual Press Junket
  20. PB4WEGO Again
  21. Don’t Visit the US
  22. Dr. Rümeysa Öztürk Kicks Ass

February 2026

  1. Sending A.I. To School in Your Place
  2. Wet Mud Apparently Sounds Better Than Expected
  3. We Are the One and Only You
  4. The Physics of Space Data Centers
  5. More Robotic Than the Robots
  6. Fighting Back Against Addictive Design
  7. Vampirism in Public
  8. Nazgul’s Photo Finish
  9. Be One With the Grass
  10. Lilliputian Hallucinations
  11. Do You Want Swine Flu?
  12. Ski Jumping’s Penisgate
  13. Kids Fun Fair Barnyard Petting Zoo
  14. Hundreds of Grass People Attend a Wedding
  15. Don’t Let A.I. Write a Eulogy
  16. Quality Customer Service
  17. Accidental Whimsy
  18. Your Butt Is the Bomb
  19. Our Weirdest Holiday
  20. Phantom Obligations

January 2026

  1. Vibe Coding His Way to Davos Jail
  2. Not So Thoughtful
  3. Tarnished by Association
  4. A Year of Congestion Pricing in Lower Manhattan
  5. I, Too, Am Heartbroken and Very Angry
  6. Some Cow
  7. Eavesdropping Dogs
  8. A Quiet Sort of Insanity
  9. Cry-Cry Horse
  10. The 25th Amendment Exists for a Reason
  11. Upgrading His Ride
  12. For Your Mutha
  13. Becoming the Government and Also a Praying Mantis
  14. Mid-Playoff Transfers Probably Shouldn’t Be Allowed
  15. You Have the Right To Record ICE
  16. The CES Worst in Show
  17. Get Out
  18. The Diet of Worms
  19. He Got Better
  20. Way to Go, Apple Maps
  21. Why, Though?
  22. It’ll Still Be Two Days ’Til I Say I’m Sorry

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December 2025

  1. No Stunt Asses
  2. Haverhill Smells Of Dunkin
  3. The $400,000 Lobster Heist
  4. Waiting in Liminal Spaces
  5. An Unexpected Drive Across the Golden Gate Bridge
  6. The Nightmare Before Christmas
  7. A Fixture in the Online Oddities Trade
  8. Waymos Paralyzed With Indecision
  9. Everybody Wants That Truck Wreck
  10. Dolphins With Orca Friends
  11. Some Ways to Prevent This
  12. The Real E.M. Challenge
  13. A Crooked Cop at Christmas
  14. Car-Free in Tempe
  15. OK to Give?
  16. The Case of the Missing Driveway
  17. Detroit Now Has a RoboCop Statue
  18. ICE Was Here
  19. Trashed Panda
  20. No Things in Moderation
  21. Naming the Random Street Near the Dumpsters
  22. Getting Creative With PaintGems
  23. Cybertruck Sales Have Plummeted

November 2025

  1. Pineapple. Jalapeño. Mushroom. Extra Anchovies. Double-Baked. No Cheese. Barbecue Sauce.
  2. Baseball’s Oldest Argument
  3. Right Address, Wrong City
  4. Three Strikes Laws Are Bad. So Is This.
  5. Very Lively Conversations
  6. Wwdb
  7. Dog-Centered Design
  8. The Only GM EV1 Ever Publicly Sold
  9. The Paint Sign
  10. A Pet Raccoon by the Year 2500
  11. That Pornography Was for Personal Use
  12. End of The Line
  13. The iPhone Mankini
  14. Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux, the French Dandy
  15. The Only Honest Ripoff in DC
  16. Even the Spelling Is Wrong
  17. Lax Security at the Louvre
  18. Tahoe’s Terrible Icons
  19. What’s Your Hurry?
  20. Better Than a Rabbit’s Foot

October 2025

  1. This Halloween, Bill DeBlasio Is Going as Bill de Blasio
  2. Museum Theft Is a Victimless Crime
  3. An End to Bilateral Closeness
  4. You First, Jeff
  5. The Doritos Gun
  6. A Gatecrashing Bear
  7. Next Stop, Carter World
  8. Smart Beds Went Dumb
  9. An Incredible Waste
  10. A Ghastly Crime
  11. Chicago’s Squirrel Hole
  12. Used, Misled, and Doubting What’s Real
  13. Six Is Not a Lot of Minutes
  14. A New Kind of ATM
  15. Your Chance to Snag an Original Bob Ross
  16. Try Putting It in Some Rice
  17. Someone Should Ask the Whales What They’d Like
  18. An Instant Fan Legend
  19. Bleen Means Blgo
  20. Delightful Doggie Field Trips
  21. ICEBlock Blocked
  22. Goats Over Gas
  23. Theft of Services via Sock

September 2025

  1. You’re Gonna Need a Thicker Wetsuit
  2. A Good Lake, but Not a Great Lake
  3. Or Perhaps You Could Pull Over
  4. Ruled Sufficiently Spooky
  5. Robot Assistance for Home Plate Umpires
  6. The 2025 Ig Nobels
  7. Weaponizing Narcan
  8. In My Inbox: September 2025 Edition
  9. Your Fridge Really Doesn’t Need a Screen
  10. Grandpa Guthrie Would’ve Liked These Guys
  11. Smooth Operator
  12. A New York Made of Styrofoam and Balsa Wood
  13. Superfood for Honeybees
  14. Why Did Bees Rob an Apiary?
  15. Enter The Password
  16. Zuckerberg v. Zuckerberg
  17. With Friends Like These
  18. You Don’t Need a Mathematician for This
  19. Floriduh
  20. Another Shameful Part of American History
  21. The Subway Is Not Scary
  22. Hopes for a Better Massachusetts Flag

August 2025

  1. Hair Today, Teeth Tomorrow
  2. We Used to Be Very Friendly
  3. Jemmy Jimenez Rosa Is a Human Being
  4. A Bad Bet
  5. Perhaps Killer Whales Shouldn’t Be Held in Captivity
  6. The Bagel Beagles
  7. Last Gen Connectors
  8. Not Even a Good Value
  9. Memaw’s Googly Eyes
  10. Grass Does Not Have Nipples
  11. A New Blue Box Theory
  12. Break Loose Once, Shame on You
  13. Adequately Explained by Stupidity
  14. Not a Booze Bag
  15. Insignificant Figures
  16. The Fly Over Waterslide
  17. AI-Assisted Search and Rescue
  18. A Provoked Attack
  19. The Icebergs Visit Greenland
  20. The Microsoft Smurface
  21. Vacationing in the Hermit Kingdom

July 2025

  1. With a Name Like Uncrustables, It Has to Not Have a Crust
  2. Don’t Make a Scene, Chuck
  3. Let’s Not Make “In-Car Productivity” a Thing
  4. The Health Insurance Blues
  5. A Voice for Boston Radio
  6. Hidden Burner Phones
  7. Pepper the Science Cat
  8. Wretched Priorities
  9. Rümeysa Öztürk in Her Own Words
  10. I Like People to Look Like People
  11. New and Not Improved
  12. Stop Lying, Flight Attendants
  13. Animal Fashion Trends
  14. Rental Car Damages Should Not Be a Profit Center
  15. Banana Ball Came to Boston
  16. Steal an ATM in New York City
  17. Don’t Steal a Car on Nantucket
  18. All Is Politics
  19. “Everyone Is Welcome Here” Is Not Welcome There
  20. The Red Sox Retro Broadcast
  21. Something to Fear and Embrace
  22. “Loud Luxury” Should Shut Up
  23. Mamdani on Billionaires

June 2025

  1. Sweaty Walls
  2. A Visit to Staples Rock
  3. Bank Error in Your Favor
  4. If It’s Eerie, Please Be Leery
  5. How I Saved $59.95
  6. Curse Your Sudden but Inevitable Betrayal
  7. The Early Bird Is Too Early
  8. The Pro-Cancer Lobby
  9. The FT’s Humane JavaScript
  10. Staples Rock
  11. An Extremely Low Quota
  12. The Dyson Zone Will Not Be Missed
  13. The World’s Highest Defibrillator Saves a Life
  14. An Irreplaceable Stockpile of Human Feces
  15. Small, Sad, and Spiteful
  16. Rise and See a Massive Ship Out Your Window
  17. AI Washing
  18. The Last Stop Before the Ocean
  19. Fighting Fire With Fire
  20. The Beecrash State
  21. The Compassion of the Ernst

May 2025

  1. Fabulous Fecal Matter
  2. Summer Can’t-Reads
  3. The Idiots Are Coming
  4. Nvidia × Denny’s
  5. The Ground Round Rebound
  6. The Beginning of the Penny’s End
  7. They Think They’re People
  8. Come Ride the Inhumane Skies
  9. The Giant Sour Patch Kids
  10. Kill Switches in Chinese-Made Power Inverters
  11. What Exactly Does “Worth” Mean?
  12. Go Now, Max
  13. The Proof of the Safety Is in the Flying
  14. Lloyd’s of London Will Be Responsible for Your Chatbot
  15. Rümeysa Öztürk Is Home
  16. An AI Reincarnation of a Murder Victim Speaks
  17. The Latest on Rümeysa Öztürk (May 8, 2025)
  18. It Seems Like the Sucker Was There All Along
  19. The Mapparium Doofuses
  20. Trust AI Less
  21. Don’t Lick A Badger, Period
  22. Returning to the Scene of the Rescue

April 2025

  1. 377% of “Much Too Low” Is Still “Too Low”
  2. Today, in Urinal Science
  3. Book Your Next Surgery on Resy
  4. OK Go Prevails Against Such Staggering Odds
  5. The Latest on Rümeysa Öztürk
  6. The Canine Pacesetter
  7. Results From the 2025 Boston Marathon
  8. Results From the Robot Half-Marathon
  9. A Cry of Defiance, and Not of Fear
  10. Hey, I Think Someone Might Be a Real Dummy
  11. AI Companies Should Embrace Sharp Angles
  12. The Zuck and Elon Speak
  13. An Unacceptable Level of Care
  14. This Post Might Get Me Banned From Madison Square Garden
  15. The Name’s the Same
  16. Car-Free in Tempe
  17. It’s a Baseball! It’s a Pearl! It’s…
  18. They’re Interested
  19. A Country Club for Older Animals
  20. Eventually, You’ll Pay
  21. Forks or No?
  22. Chicanes, not Chicanery

March 2025

  1. The Elephant in the Closet
  2. The Abduction of Rümeysa Öztürk
  3. A Monster Under the Bed
  4. Los Angeles to Shanghai, by Way of San Francisco
  5. Fun With Surveys
  6. ChatGPT Makes a Murderer
  7. Occupied
  8. Notification Summary Miscues
  9. The Tool Quandry
  10. This Is a Normal Candy Review
  11. He’s Not Wrong
  12. The Legend of Larry Owl
  13. Awful AI Upscaling
  14. Who Could Resist?
  15. A Bio-Integrated Gustatory Interface
  16. Unnecessary Violence Is Frowned Upon
  17. We’re Living in a Society
  18. R.I.P, James Harrison
  19. Everyone’s a Suspect
  20. Package Delayed Due To Tides
  21. Picking a Very Dumb Fight

February 2025

  1. Magical and Cute
  2. Perhaps Send Some Tasteful Boudoir Photographs
  3. They’re Certainly Synonyms
  4. Still More First Draft Candies
  5. Find Your Bright-Lines
  6. Extraordinary Claims Require Extraordinary Evidence
  7. Using AI for Good
  8. Adjacent to Refuse Is, Perhaps, Not Always Refuse
  9. “Homeowner Mates” Is an Awful Idea
  10. Learn to BCC, Email Senders
  11. The Incident
  12. How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sabrina?
  13. A Foolish Man Who Built His House on the Sand
  14. An Alternate Cookie Reality
  15. Advertising Alfiasco
  16. Letters (and Illustrations) from Edward Gorey
  17. Self-Healing Roads
  18. There’s Good Meat on That Thing, Kid
  19. Architecture Better Than Their Food
  20. The Universe Answered

January 2025

  1. Do Not Obey in Advance
  2. China’s Robot Half-Marathon
  3. Too Many Americans Need a Car
  4. Justice for Fuzai
  5. Perhaps the Rich Should Be Taxed More
  6. Semi Spikes
  7. Not So Super, Apple
  8. The Most Mario Colors
  9. I Certainly Don’t Feel Like Celebrating
  10. Science Fiction Didn’t Predict This
  11. I Wish My Monthly Expenses Were −$11,247.34
  12. The Fight to Save Googie
  13. Car Bloat Is Killing Us
  14. But Otherwise, It All Looks So Legitimate
  15. Who Makes Steve Guttenberg a Valet?
  16. Robots Shod in Moose Shoes
  17. Betrayed by the Failure of Others
  18. Meta’s Dereliction
  19. Frolicking and Somersaulting
  20. That Jolt Slogan
  21. Better Make Some More Door Desks
  22. Extreme Ultraviolet Light
  23. Big Penny, the Truck-Munching Bridge

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December 2024

  1. The Resurrection of Jolt Cola
  2. Tiny VR Goggles for Mice
  3. Oh, No, No Need to Return That
  4. A Fun New Challenge
  5. The NOAA Is Fun at Parties
  6. An Extremely Questionable “Therefore”
  7. For-Profit Healthcare Is Fundamentally Flawed
  8. Not The Bear Shown
  9. Faking Love for the Boss
  10. Maybe We Should Just Pack It in
  11. TCL Can Keep Their Slop
  12. Not as Exciting as a Calf-Roping Contest
  13. Save the Taxpayers’ Money
  14. Plane-Looking-Ass Rocks
  15. Snarking for Safety
  16. Golden Artches
  17. Somewhere Along the Way, a Mistake Had Been Made
  18. An Emoji-Filled Saturday Update
  19. I Am a Hotel Art Appreciator
  20. The Earworm Eraser
  21. Backdoors Are a Very Bad Idea
  22. Meat-Ax Your News Consumption
  23. Wired Follows That Car

November 2024

  1. That’s One Safe Deer
  2. Waiting for My Asteroid to Come In
  3. You Don’t See Women Winning the Presidency
  4. Take This Job and Restaff It
  5. Operation Bear Claw
  6. Where We Go From Here (2024)
  7. At a Loss
  8. Vote for Kamala Harris. Then, Get Out the Vote for Kamala Harris.
  9. A Monster Assembled Entirely From Human Flaws
  10. Damn the Constraints of Our Universe

October 2024

  1. The Tomato Aurora
  2. Let’s Expect More From Ourselves
  3. Please, Let Him Be Hoist With His Own Petard
  4. Democracy Dies in Cowardice
  5. Inspiring Words
  6. One Cowardly Owner and One Valiant Journalist
  7. Don’t Expect Too Much From Apple Intelligence
  8. No Smoking Forever
  9. North and Also West to the Future
  10. Jimmy Carter Voted
  11. How Serendipitous
  12. 2.1 Quadillion Years
  13. Too Many Raccoons
  14. It Was, in Fact, a Bag Full of Drugs
  15. Happy Birthday, You’re Dumped
  16. Dookie Demastered
  17. Misappropriation of Sheep Testicles
  18. Ready to Believe a Conman
  19. R.I.P. Kris Kristofferson
  20. Knock It Off, Zoos
  21. The Ritual Without the Alcohol
  22. Fat Bear Week Gets Vicious
  23. Duck Bill Trucks

September 2024

  1. The Ideology of Childlessness
  2. Careful With Your Snarky Group Chat Names
  3. Slap Fighting Is Idiotic
  4. One Hellish Workout
  5. That Really Is Tough
  6. Mulaney Plays Dreamforce
  7. A Supermarket Superstar
  8. Beelzebub Has Your Back
  9. See why 2024 will be like ”1984”
  10. “Mini” Is Overselling It
  11. Stuck in Space
  12. They’re Not Even Local
  13. The Tyranny of the Penny
  14. Childless Cat Lady Does Her Research
  15. Nurse, Rub Some Doritos on There Before Placing the IV
  16. Hiding Starlink on a US Navy Ship
  17. Quick, Someone Find a Dutch Boy
  18. Doing the Least Work Possible
  19. That’s Sorry, Alright
  20. A Brewer Named “Brewer”
  21. Someone to Look Up To

August 2024

  1. An Awkward Day at the Office
  2. My House Is Part of a Virtual Power Plant
  3. Don’t Put All Your Methmelons in One Truck
  4. Another Black Eye for Boeing
  5. Danny Jansen, Double Threat
  6. The Choices
  7. No Streaming on Sundays
  8. As Easy as Hacking a Bike
  9. Unknowingly Hiring North Koreans
  10. Too Much Information
  11. A Very Bad Look for Disney
  12. High-Tech Lunar Tires
  13. Owning the Pwning
  14. Low Expected Return
  15. Mixing Business With Toxic Politics
  16. How Extra Mass and Air Drag Affect Sprinters
  17. The Global Town Square
  18. Paradise Jost
  19. About 3.8% Short
  20. Dog Overboard (2024)
  21. Sorry, George
  22. Just the Republic

July 2024

  1. A Starving Person Eating Junk Food
  2. A Gold Medal Caption
  3. How to Strengthen Democracy in Three Unlikely-to-Be-Easy Steps
  4. The Sponsor Strikes Back
  5. Heat’s Impact on Train Travel
  6. Don’t Salsa in the Pool
  7. Fashionably Late to Update
  8. Vote Kamala Harris in 2024
  9. Peanut Butter Hit a Walk-Off Dinger
  10. Two Awful Vacations In One
  11. Nobody Asked for Evil Malört
  12. This Man Should Definitely Have Some Regerts
  13. Big Tech’s Power Consumption
  14. Pixelify the World
  15. Names I Haven’t Heard in a Long Time
  16. This Is America, Redux
  17. What Happens if You Shoot Down a Delivery Drone?
  18. Driverless Cars in the Wild
  19. Ant Surgeons
  20. It Has No Business in the Mouth
  21. “No! It’s Not Connected!”
  22. The 2028 Los Angeles Olympics: Oklahoma City Edition
  23. Maybe She Didn’t Like the Fit

June 2024

  1. True Grit
  2. A Worthwhile Improvement, Made
  3. Diner in Florida Sneezes His Guts Out
  4. Take a Ride on the Pinus
  5. Cue the Alice Cooper
  6. Chill Out, Ride a Pickle
  7. Force Feeding Faith
  8. Behold the Power of Grimace
  9. By The Numbers: The Celtics 2024 Championship
  10. Real Photograph Wins AI Image Contest
  11. Just When He Thought He Was Out
  12. The 4th of July (Observed)
  13. Sorry, Kids, No Fireworks This Year
  14. Ostrichs in Government, Part II
  15. Ostrichs in Government, Part I
  16. That’s a Lot of Rowing
  17. You Are Not Prepared to See a CyberTruck
  18. Marcus Is Doing Better Now
  19. Striking Gold With Domain Names
  20. Reducing the Level of Noise

May 2024

  1. Donald Trump Is Now a Convicted Felon
  2. Grotesque
  3. The Face of Bad Umpiring
  4. A Less Sour Experience
  5. High-Tech Stamps
  6. Warning: AI Does Not Understand Satire
  7. The Way a Flag Should Be
  8. She May Be a Former “Friend” Now
  9. That’s a Vibe, Alright
  10. Presented to He Who Is the Mark Messierest
  11. Maximizing Those Marketing Dollars
  12. Curse Those Experts Mongering Fear
  13. Artistic Malicious Compliance
  14. Learning About Billy Ripken
  15. As Real as the Faith We Share
  16. Focus on More Than the Shareholders
  17. So Long, Rat Hole
  18. They Should’ve Put Some Stats on the Back
  19. The Self-Medicating Orangutan
  20. Come on, Sam Adams
  21. A Bee Delay
  22. A Gallery of Emoji Paintings
  23. Worlds Collide

April 2024

  1. Cricket Deserved Better
  2. No Appetite for Ineffective Political Violence
  3. A Possible Sea Change in Aviation
  4. I Hope We Eventually Get to See the Painting
  5. No Need to Fact-Check This
  6. Voyager 1 Is Back From the Dead
  7. The Patriotism of Paying Your Fair Share
  8. Rat Rods!
  9. Grok Invents Bizarre Brick-Vandalism Spree
  10. A Bad Look for the Beijing Half
  11. Show Zeus Your Muscular Physique
  12. A Massive Halo of Golden Retrievers
  13. Tracing COVID via Sewer Pipes
  14. State of the 1980’s Art
  15. Long Live the B’s
  16. A Worthwhile Improvement
  17. It’s Really a Very Bad Name
  18. The 2025 Placeless A’s
  19. Just Watch Shoppers Closely
  20. They Can’t Be Worse Than Most Humans
  21. It’s Hard to Get a Tape Measure Around the Sun
  22. At Least It Was Well-Fed

March 2024

  1. Anthropodermic Bibliopegy
  2. Thank You, Experts, for Your Expert Input
  3. Bad Basquiats
  4. Hope for Animal-to-Human Transplants
  5. Jasmin Paris Kicks Ass
  6. Plane Stupid
  7. Inception Attacks
  8. Putty-Looking-Ass Whips
  9. That’s a Shame
  10. Red Is the New Green
  11. A Wise Investment
  12. $18,101 Worth of Lego Head
  13. The Human-Sized Dog Bed
  14. A Kind of Male Lingerie
  15. Hundreds of Millions of People on the Left Side of the Bell Curve
  16. Bad Look, Texas Tech
  17. Improper Gutting
  18. The Chopsticks Kill Me
  19. Willy Wonky
  20. The Doombrush
  21. The $825,000 Christmas Tree Throwing Contest

February 2024

  1. I’m a Storm
  2. The Milk Chocolate That Creeps On Your Face
  3. Be Better, FedEx
  4. $l4ckb0t
  5. A Farewell to ®s
  6. The Future Circular Collider
  7. Tidal Kites
  8. Target’s Undiscountable Items in Early 2024
  9. Meanwhile, 15 Billion Miles Away
  10. You’re Responsible for Your Chatbot
  11. McCandless, Unplugged
  12. The Purple Tomato
  13. Rest in Peace, Kelvin Kiptum
  14. You Don’t Quit
  15. Moonquakes
  16. Category Six
  17. Keep Your My Wifi’s Name Out Your Fucking Mouth
  18. One Foot Tsunami Is Not a Fast Food Restaurant Chain. Yet.
  19. We’re All Fakes Here
  20. Elmo 2024
  21. A Vehicular Arms Race

January 2024

  1. The Diaper Spa
  2. Those Are the Worst Kind
  3. Burrito Season Is Nigh
  4. Smoking Is Indeed Uncivil Behavior
  5. Surveillance Capitalism Is Vile
  6. Obviously, Bigfoots Hang Out With Black Bears
  7. The Swearing Chatbot
  8. Headline Review: January 22, 2024 Edition
  9. Old Man on Campus
  10. “Water” Would Also Be Neat
  11. Great Name, Terrible Shipping
  12. F−−, Would Not Be Harassed by Again
  13. These Product Names Are a Mouthful
  14. The Millennium Camera
  15. The Soulless George Carlin AI
  16. Absolute Immunity Is Anathema to America
  17. Driving a Hard Bargain
  18. Takes a Licking and Keeps on Texting
  19. Chatting With a Whale Named Twain
  20. For Shame, 23andMe
  21. Fight Fire With Dragon
  22. A Beaver-Mapping Model Named EEAGER
  23. A Cat Named “Taters”

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December 2023

  1. Be a Beacon of Light
  2. The Boardwalk Was Not Enough
  3. Molecular Jackhammers
  4. The Old Switcheroo
  5. ’Tis the Season to Misplace a Child
  6. Tiny VR Goggles for Mice
  7. Finding Salvation in Newark
  8. Nice, Minnesota
  9. Living on the Eastside
  10. The Secret TV Show Art Gallery
  11. A Cultural Critique of the Tesla Cybertruck
  12. You Run, You Vote for Yourself
  13. “So, How Did You Two Meet?”
  14. Scarcity Is Part of the Appeal
  15. Package Camoflauge
  16. Destroying Twitter
  17. The “I’d Give a Kidney” Sort of Bond
  18. That Name Is Also Terribly Derivative of “Hannah Montana”
  19. It Knows What Not to Do
  20. Don’t Lead With Your Love Rap
  21. Macks Are the Hot Fish

November 2023

  1. What’s the Opposite of “Undefeated”?
  2. Plex Has Sprung a Leak
  3. It’s the Most Email-Y Time of the Year
  4. I’d Rather Have Flanders
  5. Be Sure to Add That to the Résumé
  6. A Temporary Stay of Execution
  7. Making the Least Bad Decisions
  8. The Jail Wants to Be Fed
  9. Bad Bike Lanes
  10. A Temporary Skywatching Target
  11. Unsafe at Any Snake
  12. There Was a Horse Loose on a Cargo Plane
  13. All Just One Big Head
  14. Acting Maliciously and in Bad Faith
  15. Laser Eyes Considered Harmful
  16. Sally Snowman Kicks Ass
  17. Just Hook It to His Veins
  18. It’s Just a Very Inconvenient Crime
  19. All Materials Are Springs
  20. I’ve Heard of a Compact Sedan
  21. Bad Bedside Manner
  22. You Are Not Required to Post

October 2023

  1. Better Than Most Traffic Jams
  2. Candy Cannibalism
  3. The Eight Most Terrifying Words in the English Language
  4. Hey, Wanna Go to the Netflix Store?
  5. The Rock Is Not Caucasian
  6. When Pepto’s in a Chew
  7. Crime Pays Mediocrely
  8. Get the Ruck Out of Here
  9. The Onion Is Not Incorrect
  10. Good Luck Explaining What You Do for Work
  11. A Pumpkin Dream Come True
  12. No One in This World Deserves to Suffer
  13. Buyer Be Scared
  14. A Dead Giveaway
  15. Shrinkflation Warnings
  16. A Modern Day Know-Nothing
  17. Molly Seidel Kicks Ass
  18. Rollin’ on the River
  19. Thanks, Obama
  20. Naegleria Fowleri Is Foul
  21. You Just Say “Who”
  22. Never Use Alone

September 2023

  1. The Future Has Arrived
  2. Stealing the Wrong Vacuum
  3. The Infinite Rebuy
  4. “Pangaea Ultima” Sounds Bad-Ass Though
  5. “Art Is Anything You Can Get Away With”
  6. Coors Marketing’s Home Run
  7. Please Allow Me to Stop Crushing It
  8. Asteroid Moving Strangely
  9. The Email of Three Lies
  10. An Accidental Space Record
  11. A Price to Be Paid
  12. Still More on Food That Isn’t
  13. In the Poorest of Taste
  14. Personally, I Prefer Big Dogs
  15. Free Inside! One Jagged Metal Multigrain Cracker!
  16. Conducting a Manifestly Unsafe Voyage
  17. The Cheater’s Marathon
  18. Why Gerald Ford?
  19. Some Recalls Are More Urgent Than Others
  20. A Parade of Corgis
  21. Seafood Is Expensive

August 2023

  1. A Wild Hair
  2. Can Fat Do That?
  3. Imagine How Surprised That Worm Was
  4. Close to 100, Without Going Over
  5. Turning on the Pressure
  6. What An Incredible Concidence
  7. Yuck To This Rejection
  8. White Noise Podcasts
  9. “Icon of the Seas” Sure Is Something
  10. A Vacation Without the Suitcase
  11. Drafting Letters
  12. An Offer I Can Refuse
  13. For Want of a Broom
  14. That Won’t Fix It
  15. Bear on a Plane
  16. Yellow Is Not
  17. The Garden State Stands Alone
  18. The Dope Weed
  19. Let’s Not Make America Florida
  20. More People Than You Might Think Still Have Landlines
  21. If You See Something, Leave a One-Star Review Something
  22. If It’s Not Rocks, It Might Be Insects
  23. A Very Brief Moment of Warmth

July 2023

  1. Sun Bears Look Like People
  2. Going Viral by Being Vile
  3. Danger: May Contain Rocks
  4. Defending the Indefensible
  5. The Orange Juice Isn’t Worth This
  6. The Urban Flower Farmer
  7. Knock It Off
  8. A Year’s Worth of Tickets in a Month
  9. Oh, Honey, No
  10. Bert Was a Piece of Work
  11. Dreams From My Father
  12. Money Can’t Buy Taste
  13. Today in Duh
  14. The What Experts?
  15. The Week of Cone
  16. A Post-Mutiny Meeting
  17. Run, Don’t Run Your Mouth
  18. Collect Guns and Money
  19. The Hope for Hygroelectricity
  20. Happy Rebildfesten!
  21. Two Men Against the Mountain

June 2023

  1. Perhaps This Is All One Big Experiment
  2. South Koreans Just Got Younger
  3. Jolien Boumkwo Kicks Ass
  4. Cause The Garage Door
  5. Fun With the Memo Field While Committing Abhorrent Crimes
  6. Street Name-Based Marketing
  7. Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg Agree to Hold Cage Fight
  8. Good People Ran Toward Danger in the Middle of a Storm
  9. Florentijn Hofman’s Giant Ducks
  10. Two Guys Watching the Proud Boys Have Their Day in Court
  11. No End to Its Fluent Pomposity
  12. One Final Beatles Song
  13. Iga Swiatek Kicks Ass
  14. Horrible Features
  15. I’m Sorry, Wilson! Wilson, I’m Sorry!
  16. Why Injured Race Horses Get Killed
  17. Three Heads Are Not Better Than None
  18. Don’t Give Up on Safety
  19. Book Banning Bumps Bible
  20. That’s a Lot of Dead Horses
  21. I Assume It Tasted Like Chicken
  22. Please Wear Clothes in Your Digital Driver’s License Photo

May 2023

  1. This Shouldn’t Need to Exist
  2. A Warning on Using ChatGPT in a Professional Capacity
  3. Take a Minute
  4. They’re Just Giving ’Em Away
  5. Boat Killer Whales
  6. Timers vs. Alarms
  7. Locked by Loggins
  8. Man Frames Dog
  9. No Thanks, Telly
  10. ChatGPT Is Also a Liar
  11. Where Is My Alarm?
  12. This Is Awful
  13. I Support This
  14. The USA Has Gone [Too Few] Days Without a Mass Shooting
  15. Everyone’s Favorite Marine Biologist
  16. Yours in Pixels and Prose
  17. Something’s Just Got to Give
  18. We Need the Seeds
  19. I Was a Victim of Bird Strike
  20. Gala Crasher
  21. OK, Post, Go Get a New Name
  22. Living Under a Rock
  23. Blocked Crossings

April 2023

  1. Send in the Space Squids
  2. Terrible Twitter Truncation
  3. What A Waste
  4. Let’s Not Eat Too Ethically
  5. Rediscovering a Lost Joke
  6. In Search of an Ancient Shrugger
  7. The Hazelwood Photograph
  8. The Newly Overemployed
  9. Same Time Next Year?
  10. Apple Rankings
  11. Theft of Dimes
  12. Fishing for Beers
  13. Please Scream Inside Your Heart
  14. Don’t Do Business With Inkjet Supply and Hostage Situations Incorporated
  15. We the People Are People
  16. Utah’s Improved State Flag
  17. The World’s Biggest Ice Carousel
  18. Rubbing It In
  19. Felony Fish Cheating
  20. The World’s Lightest Paint

March 2023

  1. Twitter Is Dying
  2. He’s Tried Nothing and He’s All Out of Ideas
  3. AI as a Constructor for Sol LeWitt
  4. One Day, She’ll Be Free
  5. A Petard-Throwing Parent
  6. Click to Cancel
  7. No Need to Book a Table for Dinner Yet
  8. Robotic Erotic Roleplay
  9. More Like a Troll Shark
  10. GPT-4 Is a Liar
  11. She Is Risen!
  12. Enjoy When It’s Time to Connect and Chill Out
  13. The Emails Bounced
  14. Meet Snitchbot
  15. God Gave You a Middle Finger So You Could Use It
  16. Artistic Penises Are Getting Bigger
  17. You Can’t Drink Funko Pop
  18. Lacking in Swissness
  19. New York Magazine Doesn’t Dictate The Rules
  20. AMLO Spots an Alux
  21. An Embarrassing Glimpse Into the Past
  22. Something’s Fishy
  23. For Want of $150

February 2023

  1. The Fascinating Life of Noah Song
  2. An Automatic Strike to End a Game
  3. A Remarkable Train Ride
  4. Unintended Consequences Strike Again
  5. Criminals, Don’t Be the Wurst
  6. A Firmware Update Is Available for Your Power Cable
  7. This Is Just Pathetic
  8. Ohio’s Real-Life Airborne Toxic Event
  9. Bad Buildings Kill
  10. All The Buns Are Blank
  11. The Perfect Valentine’s Day Gift
  12. Keanumycins
  13. That Is Not a Large Hole
  14. One Timer Ought to Be Enough for Anybody
  15. Target Tells Us the Xbox Is Not Hot
  16. They Actually Didn’t F It Up Enough
  17. One Star, Should Be Free
  18. The Immense Stupidity of Groundhog Day
  19. Automated Rudeness
  20. How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?

January 2023

  1. Chattin’ With Apes
  2. Jailbreaking Metal
  3. Continued Improvements in Blood Donor Screening
  4. This Might Not Actually Mean Very Much
  5. The Lights Remain On
  6. You Can’t Get Away With Defrauding a Dog
  7. Monorail!
  8. More Ways to Keep Up With One Foot Tsunami
  9. A Canine for Wildlife
  10. Extremely Low Paid Data Collectors
  11. Email Marketers Live Very Different Lives
  12. A Hug Expressed in Bronze
  13. Zero Bank Robberies Is Too Few Bank Robberies
  14. More on Naloxone
  15. Nice Save, Mom
  16. You Win 2022, Gary
  17. Scruff’s Bottle Patrol
  18. Do You Care About Quality or Quantity of Skips?
  19. Eating a Fake Tree Might Be Safer
  20. It Was Indeed Fun
  21. An Awful Way to Profit
  22. The Doors of McMurdo Station
  23. New Year’s Novelty Glasses

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December 2022

  1. Maybe Don’t Send a Festive Message at All
  2. The Sore Losers Clubhouse
  3. A Small Bit of Relief in the Prison System
  4. The Silent Hyphen
  5. Shaming Clear Users
  6. Fentanyl Is Really Bad News, Y’all
  7. Promises Broken, Promises Deleted
  8. Defrauding the ATF
  9. This Ladder’s Durability Is Immediately Called Into Question
  10. Red Light, Green Light!
  11. Genders.WTF
  12. “Friend” Can Be the Singular of “Folks”
  13. Same-Sex Marriages Are Now Federally Protected by Law
  14. You Can’t Pay Your Rent With “Thanks”
  15. Abuse of Post
  16. I Still Can’t Believe This Worked
  17. Meditations on an Inexpensive Laundry Basket
  18. That’s Really Old
  19. Stéphanie Frappart Kicks Ass
  20. Volunteering Over the Holidays
  21. The Mickey Mantle Letter
  22. Boston Uniforms, Gross and Fly

November 2022

  1. Maybe They Offer a Lifetime Guarantee
  2. Blood From a Stone
  3. COVID-19 Deaths Now Skew Political
  4. Orange Businesses
  5. A Hotel Snafu for the Brians Cox
  6. Fun with Plurals
  7. Jiande’s Average Air Quality Is “Unhealthy” Even for Non-Smokers
  8. The Cheez-It Bowls
  9. Exclusive Chicken Rights
  10. The Most Expensive Intervention in History
  11. Poking the Senate
  12. Ask Not for Whom the Tumblr Trolls
  13. Twitter Is a Mess
  14. You Couldn’t Create a Worse Ad for the Metaverse if You Tried
  15. Pink-Topped Blacknoses
  16. This Warning Should Not Be Necessary
  17. More Time to Dream
  18. A Non-Denial Denial
  19. A Completely Doodled Environment
  20. We Don’t Deserve Dogs and Dogs Don’t Deserve This
  21. A Juicy Purple Tomato
  22. Unxpevted Awfulness

October 2022

  1. They Didn’t Know How Big It Would Be
  2. Quite A Dingusy Translation
  3. The Pillars of Creation, Remastered
  4. Translation Confirmations
  5. Postorgasmic Illness Syndrome Is a Real Turn-Off
  6. It’s an Idiom, a Colloquial Metaphor
  7. Assault With Deadly Bees
  8. The Onion Addresses the Supreme Court
  9. Getcher Free Avocados!
  10. It’s a Strange Mix of Names
  11. Practicing Land Surveying Without a License
  12. Making Attorneys Get Attorneys
  13. A Fool and Her Money Were Parted
  14. Vocal Whiteface
  15. 4,851 People Can Be Wrong
  16. That’s Not Great
  17. That’s the Man’s Name
  18. A Boner Is a Mistake
  19. Holding Hands and Demonstrating
  20. The Latest Twitter-Musk Nonsense
  21. Fat Bear Week Draws Near

September 2022

  1. The Future Is Here and It’s Awful
  2. No One Seems to Have Cake
  3. One Helluva Grudge
  4. Cheers to You, Sam Adams
  5. Text Messages With a Wrong Number
  6. We Don’t Need Robots for This
  7. Might Someone Out Taco the Bell?
  8. The Singing Ice Machine
  9. Very Off-Brand
  10. What a Way to Make a Living
  11. Following in Real Life
  12. Follow the Practical Imperative
  13. Be Curious
  14. Scott Frost’s Extra $7.5 Million
  15. Time Heals All Wounds
  16. Kids Have Crappy Taste in Music
  17. What’s Bad for the Goose Is Bad for the Gander
  18. Maybe These Are The Last Checks I Ever Buy
  19. There Is Much Room for Sales to Blossom
  20. CVS Agrees With My Mom
  21. The Great Potato Capers
  22. Courtney Dauwalter Kicks Ass

August 2022

  1. But Really, You Shouldn’t Do It In Cabo Either
  2. Taxivasion
  3. Your Pizza Will Arrive in Under 30 Hours or It’s Free
  4. Dining on Invasive Species
  5. The Weirdness of a Fun Race for Senate
  6. The First Second Gentleman
  7. Phil Really Missed His Time to Shine
  8. Maturity and Pregnancy
  9. It’s Pronounced “Bill-Rick-Uh”
  10. Holly and Keely Petitt Kick Ass
  11. The Hot Air About the Warmth of Analog
  12. More First Draft Candies
  13. The Sheriff Never Has Any Good One-Liners
  14. Mass Ave Lola
  15. The Handbasket Is Speeding Up
  16. Liars Not Lions
  17. Apparently, They Had Particular Difficulty With the Testicles
  18. A Dastardly Deed
  19. Happy Birthday, Curiosity
  20. Let’s Think Too Damn Hard About George Jetson’s Birthday
  21. “Louis vs. Rick” Is Gone but Not Forgotten
  22. Bad Statues
  23. Far More Than a Great Basketball Player

July 2022

  1. Don’t Do the Dew
  2. Being a Lifeguard Is Like Riding a Bike, Right?
  3. Adios, Choco Taco
  4. An Embarrassment of Riches
  5. Intentional Intergenerational Living
  6. AI Takes on Corporate Logos
  7. You Can’t Even Taste the Sewage
  8. Introducing Quadball
  9. Don’t Trade With Tampa Bay
  10. Wordle Is Coming to Meatspace
  11. The Universe in High Definition
  12. I Voted For This “I Voted” Sticker
  13. Bodily Autonomy in Federal Waters
  14. A Glimpse at the Universe
  15. Two People, Outside of the Body
  16. Possible Uses for AI-Generated Artwork
  17. Meet The Williamseses
  18. America Needs Gun Control
  19. Watch Out for Billy Mack
  20. Welcome to the Bigs
  21. A Delightful Little Weirdo
  22. Have a Delicious Pour of Crab Whiskey

June 2022

  1. Unconscious Air
  2. The Wonkeyed Bonus Pig Shall Not Be Forgotten
  3. Damn Dirty Humans
  4. Let’s Not
  5. Global Nightmare
  6. Your Mites Have Anuses
  7. A World-Class Joke
  8. I’m Betting the Intended Text Was “Held On”
  9. It’s a Safe Bet That the Rangers Weren’t Stealing Signs
  10. Gold Fools
  11. The Beavers Seem to Be Learning
  12. Genetic Paparazzi
  13. An Unrelated Zebra
  14. They Got Glooped
  15. 15 Minutes Could Give You a Sexually-Transmitted Disease
  16. Perseverance’s Pet Rock
  17. This Reminder Is a Wee Bit Early
  18. Dogs Can Smell COVID
  19. Outhorse Your Email
  20. Pick Some Up at Your Local Seafood Shop Today
  21. The Least Fulfilling Scavenger Hunt Imaginable

May 2022

  1. Gun Control Saves Lives
  2. Children Were Being Shot
  3. Road Closed Due to Hot Dog Filler
  4. The Bastards Couldn’t Keep Him Down
  5. Kidnapping a JPEG
  6. Out of the Frying Pan, Into the Fire
  7. It’s a Wonderful Boat
  8. Chance to Success
  9. The Micturater in Black
  10. Using Technology to Fight Cheese Fraud
  11. Here Comes the Ceremonial First Pitch
  12. First Draft Candies
  13. I Didn’t Know They Could Do That
  14. Something Special
  15. Get Your Tickets Now
  16. The Fake Marina At The Miami Grand Prix
  17. Wordle Whoops
  18. We’ve All Had This Happen to Us
  19. Bureaucrats For Lunch
  20. A Humanoid Robot Operated In VR
  21. We Do Indeed
  22. Using DRM for Good

April 2022

  1. There Are a Lot of Regrets, Dave
  2. Spahks Afta Dahk
  3. CNN Minus
  4. A Virtual Prost to This Man
  5. An Identical Twin, Born Much Later
  6. Censored Cheetos
  7. More Famous in Death Than It Was in Life
  8. The Ever Loving Hell
  9. I Bet He’d Like a Mulligan
  10. Here Comes the Pizza Chucker
  11. I Hope They Capture the Dank
  12. Screen Time Issues for Man and Beast
  13. Venting Doesn’t Work
  14. Verizon Gets Meat-Axed
  15. Introducing PitchCom
  16. Ketanji Brown Jackson Kicks Ass
  17. Learn About the Unprecedented Vaginal Diversity of Cetaceans
  18. Maybe Tack on Some Rose-Colored Glasses Too
  19. Order the Nothing, It’s Divine
  20. Ad Creep Continues
  21. Happy Holiday!

March 2022

  1. The Genius of Elk
  2. Mostly Complete Cars
  3. Inflation Is Costing You Doritos
  4. Trolleys and Children and Heartwarming Nostalgia
  5. Ending the War in Ukraine
  6. Whither Mavis Beacon?
  7. Rental-San the Do-Nothing Guy
  8. Hacker Soldiers
  9. Assault With a Goofy Weapon
  10. A Glorious Bird
  11. Happy Evacuation Day
  12. A Hope for Permanent Daylight Saving Time
  13. Phone Number Brain Storage
  14. A Truly Dumb Purchase
  15. World’s #2,423,753,568 Dad
  16. Putin and the West’s Liberal Order
  17. Uncombable Hair Syndrome
  18. The Uncanny War in Ukraine
  19. Get Ready for Gritty Gumby
  20. What a Relief
  21. The EV Chargers Have a Point
  22. All Aboard the USS FKCPTN
  23. Putin’s Lost Honors

February 2022

  1. Millions Stand With Ukraine
  2. Hank the Tank Will Live
  3. A Little Help From Their Friends
  4. A Very Bad Kind of Hat Trick
  5. Nothing Says Romance Like Cryptocurrency
  6. You’d Think an Olympic Skier Would Be Prepared for Cold
  7. A New Type of Printer DRM
  8. You’re Stuck on 94.9, KUOW
  9. I/We Regret The Error
  10. Heckuva Job, Dining Algorithm
  11. A Robot Bought a Seven-Year-Old Car for More Than It Cost Brand-New
  12. It Was His First Day
  13. Meta Records
  14. Bitcoin Give and Take
  15. Doctors Love This One Simple Trick
  16. Cheers to You, Betty Whiteout
  17. What’s the Dutch Word for “Pitchfork”?
  18. A Fairly Indirect Process
  19. A Butterfly Flaps Its Wings
  20. The Reverse Goldilocks

January 2022

  1. AI Cereal
  2. If He’d Stuck With His Original Stage Name, “Couscous”, This Wouldn’t Have Been an Issue
  3. No One’s Topping That Joke
  4. Accepting the Consequences of One’s Own Actions
  5. Thanks Very Little, Target
  6. Your Call Cannot Be Completed as Dialed
  7. Billie Farrell Kicks Ass
  8. Love and Whiskers, Magawa
  9. Great Work, Canon
  10. Three Signs, Zero Agreement
  11. Delightfully Toasty on Their Cat Butts
  12. The World’s Most Fascinating Album
  13. You Have to Wait a Bit
  14. New Year, New Fear
  15. Completely Stupid Switches
  16. Some People Call Them the Space Cannibals
  17. Don’t Romanticize Needless Death
  18. Ask Your Local Trucker for a Snack
  19. In Poor Taste
  20. A Hamster Could Drink You Under the Table
  21. Heated, But Still Frozen

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