The Curious Engineer

WIL WHEATON dot NET

2001–2004

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2004 271

December 2004

  1. winter break
  2. happiness and cheer, families draw near
  3. just a geek’s first newspaper review!
  4. last chance to see What’s My Line
  5. lost at sea
  6. listen . . .
  7. hot heads under silent wigs
  8. getting stuck in salami and beer
  9. i’ll be on VH1 tonight
  10. Foster’s Down!
  11. i am not a number . . . i’m a bard!
  12. who is number one? you are number six.
  13. fixing a hole

November 2004

  1. defame your stereo
  2. reminder
  3. on being thankful
  4. i believe in mr. grieves
  5. trifecta
  6. if i could, yes i would
  7. three days in the desert
  8. look up to the skies and see
  9. see the dust cloud disappear
  10. a rush and a push
  11. throw the goats
  12. as time goes by . . .
  13. What’s My Line? RULED!
  14. what’s my line? find out tonight at ACME
  15. the voice of america
  16. pull the lever
  17. at long last, a political post
  18. dallas report
  19. just a few geek things
  20. Come and see me at ACME on Wednesday

October 2004

  1. morning bell
  2. hey man, well this is babylon
  3. listen to your mother
  4. I’m Richard Burns, WCTR News . . .
  5. the idiot kings
  6. home from dallas
  7. programming notes
  8. there are two colours in my head
  9. i shine, i’m freshly minted
  10. random, surpenting
  11. dallas comic con
  12. wil wheaton!!!photo by: ilisufor wendywho
  13. fossilize apostle and I comb it with a rake
  14. Just A Geek audio and video from gnomedex now available!!1one
  15. home from austin
  16. if you’re in Austin on Sunday . . .
  17. gnomedex report
  18. impersonator?
  19. so long, evan, and thanks for all the fish
  20. and the radio man laughs because
  21. full text rules!
  22. ten items
  23. home from gnomedex
  24. Viva Las Vegas — part five

September 2004

  1. Viva Las Vegas — part four
  2. Viva Las Vegas — part three
  3. lime and limpid green
  4. Viva Las Vegas — part two
  5. Viva Las Vegas — part one
  6. everything counts
  7. stars trekking for jimmy doohan
  8. dancing in the deepest oceans
  9. this is not the special edition you’re looking for
  10. just this guy, you know?
  11. their names are called, they raise a paw
  12. basement burning
  13. devil’s haircut
  14. the world before later on
  15. miss hoover, i bent my wookie
  16. in labyrinths of coral caves
  17. putting the “weak” in weekly
  18. your mac life, my mac life
  19. fun with facts
  20. weekend recap
  21. someone get zefram cochrane on the phone
  22. trek nation

August 2004

  1. farewell, mister scott
  2. one to beam up
  3. the pavements are burning
  4. programming note: I’ll be on the radio tonight
  5. the cat’s pajamas
  6. Geek Tour 2K4 Stop Number 3: Mysterious Galaxy
  7. wanna always feel like part of this was mine
  8. the joker
  9. drive the car around the world
  10. WWdN is on vacation . . .
  11. las vegas has a monora i l, just like brockway.

July 2004

  1. last of the 31st
  2. Exhale
  3. daisy chains and laughs
  4. Comments from the Wife — version 4.0
  5. Marathon pictures
  6. 13.1
  7. standing in line with mister jimmy
  8. fish on — part two
  9. the color of infinity in an empty glass
  10. fish on — part one
  11. midnight ravers
  12. heavenSENT
  13. and the tap drips . . .
  14. fireworks, revisited

June 2004

  1. just keep going
  2. radio at nine
  3. marathon note
  4. the hollywood home game
  5. The Quintessential Aristocrat
  6. big beautiful
  7. happy talkin’
  8. “dancing” for a good cause
  9. I guess I’m out of the tournament
  10. an earful of cider
  11. now there’s a hole in the sky
  12. there is no crying in baseball
  13. Tune in tonight!
  14. gmail4troops.com
  15. support our troops — send them your GMail invites!
  16. Dave Barry goes all-in
  17. Talkin’ baseball
  18. more than this
  19. falling leaves in my mind . . .
  20. braggin’
  21. a cracked polystyrene man
  22. 26.2
  23. guess who’s coming to dinner?
  24. look out, calypso
  25. take a sad song and make it better
  26. is this not what you expected to see?
  27. comments from the wife, version 3.6
  28. french roast
  29. on green dolphin street
  30. all the things that make us laugh and cry

May 2004

  1. walking in la
  2. take me out to the ballgame, dad!
  3. underneath it all
  4. braindump
  5. pablo funny
  6. misty morning
  7. just like heaven
  8. inertia creeps
  9. all the voices blur
  10. Comments from the wife, version 3.5
  11. adjectives on the typewriter
  12. blessing of spring
  13. ruby vroom
  14. he has songs of wildebeests and angels
  15. he reaches into his bag of tricks
  16. the wonderful, wonderful cat.
  17. Enough.
  18. The Bear

April 2004

  1. beautiful day
  2. roy g. biv
  3. not to put too fine a point on it . . .
  4. Comments from the wife, version 3.4
  5. it’s so much more brighter than the sun is to me
  6. shot away
  7. onstage . . .
  8. backstage . . .
  9. mv wil /home /SanFrancisco/techTV/
  10. another brick in the wall part II
  11. think blue
  12. i palindrome i
  13. the happiest days of our lives
  14. luck has left me standing so tall
  15. silver and gold
  16. Research Help
  17. give me a leonard cohen afterworld
  18. when i’m on a market words move faster

March 2004

  1. big up to ben
  2. reel around the fountain
  3. oscillate wildly
  4. a shadow on the door of a cottage on the shore
  5. Never Threaten to Eat Your Co-Workers
  6. doing the things a particle can
  7. mona lisas and madhatters
  8. it’s a race to remind you of days i can’t find
  9. i see elvis, i hear god on the phone
  10. this ain’t no holiday
  11. slicin’ up eyeballs
  12. stay all day if you want to
  13. missy aggravation some sacred questions
  14. if man is five, then the devil is six
  15. and the ground’s not cold
  16. symphony in c
  17. mister worf, you have a tell. please don’t kill me.
  18. drunken lullabies
  19. the sea is a cruel mistress
  20. keep your pants on
  21. shuffle up
  22. inches on the reel to reel
  23. radio is cleaning up the nation
  24. foley is good.
  25. i shit a piece of π
  26. Hoy todos somos madrileños
  27. gotta photograph, picture of
  28. for immediate release!
  29. Comments from the wife, version 3.3
  30. cobwebs fall on an old skipping record
  31. like the cells that dissolve when a brainwave is sent
  32. smoke em if you got em
  33. there and back again
  34. add it up
  35. the world needs heroes on patrol
  36. lying in odessa – part four
  37. lying in odessa – part three

February 2004

  1. lying in odessa – part two
  2. lying in odessa – part one
  3. this ocean will not be grasped
  4. keep my hands by my side
  5. train in vain
  6. lake tanganyika, where the crocodiles swim
  7. lowercase west thomas
  8. \m/
  9. Comments from the wife, version 3.2
  10. invisible sun
  11. breath of life
  12. the trekkie calls the LARPer geek
  13. it never rains under my umbrella
  14. 52 seaview
  15. Comments from the wife, version 3.1
  16. experience the warmth
  17. jukebox breakdown
  18. Comments from the wife, version 3.0
  19. stupid cupid
  20. salty dog
  21. well tug my beard!
  22. jackknifed juggernaut
  23. intastella burst
  24. fitter happier
  25. elf shot the food!
  26. shipbuilding
  27. each bud must blossom and grow

January 2004

  1. possible heads up
  2. straight, no chaser
  3. snakes n ladders
  4. dropped from the moonbeam
  5. words as weapons sharper than knives
  6. passion chokes the flower
  7. come dowsed in mud, soaked in bleach
  8. it’s two against one, mister plow
  9. ants marching
  10. DYWYPI?
  11. the ship is waiting
  12. too cool
  13. good times, for a change
  14. lend a hand
  15. see if you will a picture
  16. see the world from shore to shore
  17. things that matter
  18. love plus one
  19. see the world in just one grain of sand
  20. cortina household pets
  21. one less idiot on parade
  22. Alison Berkley: Snowboard Pro
  23. give the propeller a spin
  24. chicken soup for my soul
  25. a matter of priorities
  26. for the funmachine
  27. 1d8-2 geek points
  28. my skin so tight it screams
  29. exit wound in a foreign nation
  30. the more you know
  31. moblog from Mars
  32. retroCRUSH ripped off
  33. waiting for the eastern glow
  34. fun fun fun in the fluffy chair
  35. your friends and neighbors
  36. yuk yuk yuk
  37. united we stand

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December 2003

  1. hot, live action show for YOU!!
  2. floating in my tin can
  3. idiots on parade
  4. i’m dreaming . . .
  5. just a mass form communication
  6. support
  7. down with the sickness
  8. standing quiet in loren’s photobooth
  9. something to do
  10. blue monday
  11. a little something for the collectors
  12. perfect system
  13. ghosts crowd the young child’s fragile eggshell mind
  14. the satellite, that beams me home
  15. i dream of a man whose hopes never end
  16. Create
  17. my very own garden
  18. i haven’t felt so alive in years
  19. the sky above won’t fall down

November 2003

  1. one day, i’m gonna grow wings
  2. Midnight Music
  3. Thank you, WWdN readers!!
  4. i remember it as though it were a meal ago
  5. a moon full of stars and astral cars
  6. Dacnig Barfoote
  7. grinding halt
  8. screaming into the eye of the lens
  9. thin paper wings
  10. pressure lines and graceless heirs
  11. i emerged in london rain
  12. eye in the sky
  13. the safety dance
  14. broken ice still melts in the sun
  15. too hip
  16. the point of no return
  17. colgate money shot
  18. programming note
  19. my favorite day of the week
  20. Old rocking chair’s gonna get me
  21. Thank you, Veterans.
  22. R2D2 Elected to Robot Hall of Fame
  23. That name again is Mr. Plow.
  24. all i want is you
  25. Another Gallery Update
  26. Gallery Updated!
  27. penguicon! Sandman! GEnie!
  28. upon reflection
  29. Set Phasers to “Kill.”
  30. ain’t this the life?

October 2003

  1. Halloween Safety Tips
  2. who do you want to be?
  3. Home Again
  4. Big Day End.
  5. Big Day Middle
  6. Big Day.
  7. can’t see useless
  8. Garrgh
  9. click whirr
  10. 10k
  11. Scary
  12. rules and regulations
  13. The Yanks play with the fishes.
  14. Damn punk kids
  15. An Open Letter to “That Guy.”
  16. 33 4
  17. 11835 kHz
  18. represent
  19. briefly
  20. Speaking / Signing @ SGVLUG
  21. london calling
  22. skylarking
  23. all in
  24. in between days
  25. i ::heart:: october

September 2003

  1. Nice Belt
  2. mmm skyscraper i love you
  3. weekend recap
  4. a guy walks into a bar . . .
  5. mmmm . . . beer
  6. “wherever”
  7. raise or fold
  8. blackstar
  9. a glass and a shaker
  10. Massiv
  11. The Bad Beat (one in a series)
  12. What’s your anti-drug?
  13. This is a public . . . service . . . ANNOUNCEMENT!
  14. Yaarrr!
  15. top of the 5th
  16. Is there anybody out there?
  17. Slow Tempo In C
  18. This is NOT titled “workin’ for the weekend.”
  19. come and knock on heaven’s door
  20. New Choice
  21. way out in the water, see it swimmin’
  22. ATTN: RSS Readers
  23. dream somehow
  24. a thousand hours
  25. A “News fast”
  26. keep going
  27. Thank you.
  28. Stuff
  29. It’s OFF. Again.
  30. It’s ON!

August 2003

  1. Tune in, turn on . . . or something
  2. Small World
  3. Fun with words
  4. Look at me! I am three! Wait. Uh, two.
  5. Piano Smasher
  6. Hummingbird
  7. Holy sh–!
  8. Vote Early and Vote Often!
  9. Away
  10. I heart spammers.
  11. Dancing (barefoot) with Domokun
  12. greasy thumbprints
  13. bright light city gonna set my soul on fire
  14. hooray!
  15. Zing
  16. Genius
  17. homer defined

July 2003

  1. sunburned arms
  2. every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the time
  3. the wind up, and the pitch!
  4. Happy Birthday To Me!
  5. You can fly!!
  6. 361 days later
  7. Crawl
  8. I really screwed up.
  9. 15
  10. the more you know . . .
  11. reflections in the cover of a graphic novel
  12. Comic-Con Day 2
  13. Comic-Con Day 1
  14. Comic-Con, here I come!
  15. The Comedian Is Dead
  16. CruiseTrek Day 6
  17. In the Flesh?
  18. You see a turtle in the desert . . .
  19. OSCon Day 1.1
  20. OSCon part 1
  21. [wil@home]$ mv wil /oregon/portland/oscon
  22. [wil@roadtrip]$ cd /home/wil
  23. Truckin’
  24. 127.0.0.1

June 2003

  1. Hold the wheel and drive
  2. On the road (again)
  3. changing my (i)Tune
  4. Extra! Extra!
  5. I almost forgot . . .
  6. Das Bus
  7. Ain’t This The Life
  8. re: I saw your website at $site_address
  9. out on the tiles
  10. Suggest A Game?
  11. scatterbrain
  12. More vacation slides
  13. Just sit right back and you’ll photoshop . . .
  14. Dancing News
  15. Home Again
  16. Vacation Slides (sort of)
  17. CruiseTrek — Day 5
  18. CruiseTrek — Day 4
  19. . . . said barnacle bill the sailor
  20. CruiseTrek — Day 3.5
  21. CruiseTrek — Day 3
  22. CruiseTrek — Day 2
  23. CruiseTrek — Day 1

May 2003

  1. anyone can play guitar
  2. Smalltown Trap
  3. Set Phasers to “Stunned” :)
  4. WOO!!! MY BOOKS ARE HERE!!!!!11!1
  5. Calling on in transit
  6. 3d6 + 2
  7. Make Yourself
  8. skipping stones
  9. 11:48 p.m.
  10. Reefer Madness
  11. st. louise is listening
  12. (nice dream)
  13. red blue yellow
  14. i spin so ceaselessly
  15. some strange music drags me in
  16. Top Ten
  17. Such a nice book.
  18. Monkey, my monkey.
  19. ‘flight risk’ /’flIt risk/ noun
  20. Kiteless
  21. EhSteve!
  22. It’s just a jump to the left . . .
  23. Jane White is On DVD!
  24. Sax0phone and Chalk Piano
  25. Advertising online?

April 2003

  1. That name again is Mr. Plow!
  2. Aces full of nines
  3. Outrage Overload (one in a continuing series)
  4. Bill Junior was a DAREDEVIL! Just like his old man!
  5. Buddah Rhubarb Butter
  6. Project Bertha
  7. Insanity
  8. Stormy Weather
  9. The Sound of Silence
  10. Careful with that revolution, Eugene.
  11. Meet me at The Stick
  12. Annoying Splash Screen
  13. Separated At Birth?
  14. Everybody has something to hide except me and 50,000 monkeys.
  15. Looking Back on the Book of Days
  16. Extra Points
  17. Population +1
  18. A little help for my friends
  19. Go, Daddy-O
  20. Home Again

March 2003

  1. Grand Slam
  2. Yes, and . . .
  3. “F___ Saddam. We’re taking him out.”
  4. It only makes me laugh.
  5. Government In Action
  6. Laugh and learn
  7. Happy Birthday, WFS!
  8. A time for love, a time for hate.
  9. A time for war, a time for peace.
  10. Zzaapp
  11. Commence to Burninate
  12. Stream part deux.
  13. Public Service Announcement
  14. The Cutting Crew
  15. More cool toys
  16. Somebody get this freakin’ duck away from me!
  17. Calling all bloggers
  18. My taxes, hard at work.
  19. Treefingers
  20. Perchance to dream.
  21. Neverland
  22. The Axis of Just as Evil
  23. This title has no H3 tags!
  24. 3^3

February 2003

  1. Hall and Oates had more number one hits than any other band in the 80s.
  2. fhqwhgads
  3. Click Friend and Enter!
  4. In the Flat Field
  5. Telegram Sam
  6. Advice to my 12 year-old self
  7. Stream
  8. if ($TIME==free) then {make_cool_stuff}
  9. Voice and Fist
  10. Tux Millionaire
  11. Kingdom of Rain
  12. Test Pattern
  13. Previews
  14. Who’s Watching Our Cats?
  15. It’s dot net!
  16. We shall never cease

January 2003

  1. Tokyo Disneyland on one dollar short a day
  2. The Book of Days
  3. Not I, Robot?
  4. My latest gig.
  5. weekend.
  6. Auditions 3: The Search for Spock
  7. On The Road
  8. Auditions 2: Electric Boogaloo
  9. Auditions
  10. Who Watches . . . ?
  11. Hoo boy!
  12. Important Privacy Notice for Yahoo! Users
  13. Choose
  14. A Very Special Episode . . .
  15. Press any key
  16. Libros Muchos
  17. More Thoughts From The Wife
  18. Commerce
  19. Shall We Play A Game?
  20. Schoolyard Derision
  21. Happy New Year

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December 2002

  1. 31.12.02
  2. Pimpf
  3. Call for help
  4. Tastes like burning
  5. Christmas 2002
  6. Trek XI
  7. The Fires of Mordor
  8. Cough revisited
  9. STORM WATCH!
  10. Must. Swim. Faster.
  11. Sell my old clothes, I’m off to heaven
  12. Look ma, I’m on TechTV!
  13. Bark at the moon
  14. hoo-hah
  15. …and a little good news
  16. Sadtimes
  17. Nowhere Fast
  18. May The Force be with you.
  19. Sod the sodding sod
  20. Haw, haw! /nelson muntz
  21. Regret
  22. We Close Our Eyes
  23. Scratch revisited.

November 2002

  1. Attention Holiday Shoppers!
  2. Fun with LEGOs
  3. on being thankful
  4. Iowa. Iowa. Iowa.
  5. Play for today
  6. Mojo
  7. Last Place You Look
  8. Scratch
  9. Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner?
  10. 1 wish, granted.
  11. Useless
  12. Stfu
  13. Anthem
  14. 12.11.02
  15. 11.11.02
  16. That’s a Wrap!
  17. Day 12
  18. People are strange
  19. Dramatic Lighting
  20. Ouch
  21. Day Nine

October 2002

  1. Day Eight
  2. Day Seven
  3. Day Six
  4. Day Five, and some Pimpin’
  5. Whoops
  6. Day Four
  7. Day Three
  8. Boise? WTF is that?
  9. It’s one more, isn’t it?
  10. Home Again
  11. Houses In Motion
  12. Marching off to war.
  13. If you’re not ready, holler “Aye!”
  14. 101010
  15. Momove
  16. Hey

September 2002

  1. Is this?
  2. Inferno
  3. Thirsty?
  4. Penguin Time
  5. Everybody wants some
  6. The Type Ahead Find
  7. Louder
  8. Support EFF
  9. Wwgd
  10. Tech
  11. 09.11.02
  12. Bus to Beelzebub
  13. Chuck, Chuck, bo buck…
  14. Comfort Eagle
  15. Pfunk
  16. Fyi
  17. Do you want to take the window, or the stairs?
  18. Ocean Water

August 2002

  1. Schism
  2. I see another hurdle approaching
  3. Reflections- Artificial Sweetener
  4. WFS on KNRK
  5. H.
  6. 462 1
  7. Europa
  8. Rhymes with News
  9. alt.usenet.made.me.laugh
  10. Spare us the cutter
  11. Crossing Over
  12. Double Secret Probation
  13. Let’s get some runs!

July 2002

  1. 13 on 31
  2. Renew
  3. Grey Matter
  4. Supplies!
  5. Tribute to The Great Bird
  6. Epitaph
  7. Bird
  8. Just the TIPS of the iceberg?
  9. Be careful what you wish for
  10. Let them play
  11. Fireworks
  12. Home Again

June 2002

  1. Awesome
  2. Kaaaaaaaahhhhnnnnn!!!
  3. I’mPossible
  4. Everything’s coming up LEGO!
  5. Think
  6. Mexico v. USA
  7. Mosquito Bites
  8. McCarthy would be so proud
  9. Seth
  10. Summertime
  11. Guardian UK
  12. 113-107
  13. Zoom Zip
  14. That THAT, Comic Book Guy!
  15. I’m thuper
  16. It’s new to you!
  17. CruiseTrek
  18. 112-106
  19. J Keith van Ferris

May 2002

  1. The World Is New
  2. The Big Goodbye
  3. Turnabout Intruder
  4. Mirror, Mirror
  5. White. Jane White.
  6. You need pants
  7. Misc
  8. Fark Strikes Back
  9. The Need To Win
  10. Not worth a title
  11. Perchance to dream…
  12. The Trade
  13. Home Now
  14. Now I’m pissed
  15. Screen Savers
  16. USA! USA! USA!
  17. Flaven
  18. Small Wonder
  19. Cough
  20. Good news and bad news, and good news

April 2002

  1. True Dreams of Wichita
  2. Sigh
  3. 10:15 Saturday Night
  4. Game ON!
  5. Advantage: Left Paddle
  6. 7 1
  7. Lost: 1 Funny. Please Return if Found
  8. Batman to the Rescue
  9. Photoshop madness!
  10. Last Place You Look
  11. Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy
  12. Site Update
  13. Hella
  14. Concrete Jungle
  15. CowboyNeal
  16. Four Minute Mile
  17. I’m a Loner Dottie, A Rebel
  18. Stay Gold, Pony Boy
  19. Nerves
  20. Golden State
  21. Important Letter to SAG members
  22. Alone Again Or…
  23. Arch Enemy of the Week!
  24. Raving and Drooling
  25. Got your nose
  26. Anatomy of a Prank
  27. Soapbox
  28. April Fool’s
  29. Good News, Bad News

March 2002

  1. The Phantom Mannix
  2. Ruby Sees All
  3. Rockin’ The Suburbs
  4. Seek ye the Amulet of Yendor?
  5. Quick Announcement
  6. Nobody knows you’re a dog
  7. Another day, another interview
  8. Ferris Works It
  9. The fast and the humorous
  10. Diesel and Dust
  11. The Good Things
  12. Submitted for your consideration, one actor
  13. Today is Wednesday, March 13, 2002.
  14. Biography
  15. Tranquility Base
  16. Apadama
  17. A moment of silence
  18. Make it burn!
  19. Godfather, meet Godfather
  20. Meeting Michael Moore
  21. It’s Friday, I’m in Love
  22. Just talk about the weather
  23. Natural Mystic
  24. Top Ten
  25. Gonads and Strife
  26. Cities in Dust
  27. Vote
  28. Farkman!
  29. Ass means donkey
  30. Turtle Boy
  31. Shazbot
  32. File under: Candy, tastes like.

February 2002

  1. The Dark Side of The Moon<
  2. Black Metallic
  3. O, Canada!
  4. Attention, Canada!
  5. 7
  6. GC vs. PS2
  7. U,U,D,D,L,R,L,R,B,A,START
  8. Duck Season! Rabbit Season!
  9. Still Cool
  10. Wtf
  11. Too Late to Stop the Hangman?
  12. Longview
  13. Comments From The Wife
  14. Attention WWDN Shoppers
  15. Flamenco Sketches
  16. Cone of Silence
  17. Onion head hat
  18. Vote Valerie!
  19. By your command
  20. Kitt
  21. SA v. FARK
  22. Misty Mountain Hop
  23. Rats
  24. Killing in the name of…
  25. Art imitates life imitates art
  26. Mailbox is full
  27. A question
  28. Mister Mastodon Farm
  29. Good intentions
  30. Spiffy
  31. Shut that bloody bazouki player up!
  32. He used…sarcasm, sir
  33. 02.02.02

January 2002

  1. Being Wil Wheaton
  2. Happy Birthday, KC
  3. Rtfm
  4. Neverland
  5. Forcor
  6. Dr. Benway
  7. Hazy shade of Winter
  8. Blowing the lead, 101
  9. Wil and FARK, sitting in a tree…
  10. Chile and Lime Chips
  11. Rumble in the Jungle
  12. Wonky
  13. Satan is my motor
  14. I have a dream.
  15. At last, a picture
  16. A (not so) small victory
  17. Thought for today
  18. A View From the Bridge
  19. Hey you guys!
  20. The Distance
  21. Pushit
  22. Mcp
  23. Never sleepy, it keeps me going during my workday
  24. Four Sticks
  25. Manic Monday
  26. Coolest Thing, EVER!
  27. Blue Sky Mining
  28. A Great Disturbance in the
  29. Workin’ for the weekend Well,
  30. Sugar Free Jazz On my
  31. Is Chicago, Is Not Chicago

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December 2001

  1. One more thing I really
  2. 2001 I can’t believe that
  3. Roast Beast Finally recovered from
  4. Feliz Navidad Happy Christmas, everybody!!
  5. Boot to the Head Wow.
  6. Stormy Weather Wow. We are
  7. Movin’ The Burrito Extra special
  8. I am Jack’s Holiday Program
  9. RFB I’m warming up for
  10. Santa Claus is back in
  11. eBay for Xmas, Part Deux!
  12. A Christmas Story I think
  13. eBay for Xmas! I’ve gotten
  14. News Good morning. I’m working
  15. Peace? Yesterday, I wrote something
  16. Peace I saw this sticker
  17. Watery Fowls Boy, what a
  18. Score one for the good
  19. Breakfast Anne doesn’t go into
  20. El Oso I did this
  21. Sheep Go To Heaven I
  22. Nugget Well, someone has been
  23. Saturday Look at me! I’m
  24. Am I annoying or not?
  25. A sort of Homecoming It’s
  26. Funny So last night I
  27. Wired I did this interview
  28. Lowtax! Well, we all gave

November 2001

  1. If you are a regular
  2. Can’t sleep
  3. Explosivo
  4. Holy Crap!
  5. Aw, Crap.
  6. Liquid Radio Players
  7. Hella Hella Hella
  8. Inward Singing
  9. Joy and Sorrow
  10. The late, great, Bill Hicks
  11. Saturn Comes Back Around
  12. We asked for Mojo Nixon. They said, “He don’t work here!”
  13. Wow
  14. Homecoming
  15. Score
  16. More Cowbell
  17. Here Comes The Rain Again
  18. Preludes and Nocturnes
  19. Karma Whoring Part 2
  20. Veteran’s Day
  21. Galaxy Ball
  22. Karma Whore
  23. Loss
  24. The time, has come, the Walrus said…
  25. Make Yourself
  26. How To Disappear Completely
  27. 3-2
  28. Pac Man Fever
  29. There is no crying in baseball!
  30. Bleed American
  31. Vogon Poetry
  32. S! A! TUR! DAY! NIGHT!
  33. A Message From Robert Redford
  34. Steamer Trunk
  35. Can I paint your chair?
  36. 240 dollars worth of puddin

October 2001

  1. All Hallow’s Eve
  2. Who was the weakest link?
  3. Oscillate Wildly
  4. Slashdot, redux
  5. Notice
  6. No Runs for You!
  7. You can roll a rollo to your pal
  8. Gnash
  9. 46&2
  10. Lateralus
  11. Slow Emotion Replay
  12. Daisy, daisy, give me your anserererrzzzmgfhzxxnxzzzz
  13. Open the basket
  14. Wax on, Wax off
  15. Exploitation Nation
  16. Royale with cheese
  17. Pigs on the Wing
  18. Karma Ghost
  19. Yeah, but does he have a clever autoresponse?
  20. Silver Shamrock
  21. Safety Tips
  22. Scooping Adequacy
  23. Have I told you about my condition?
  24. Semper Geekus
  25. With us or against us?
  26. When the body speaks
  27. All Hail Bavaria!
  28. Hoopy Frood
  29. DoublePlus Ungood Thoughtcrime.
  30. War is Peace
  31. Here Comes Your Man
  32. I heart idiots
  33. Young Zaphod Plays It Safe
  34. (-1, Troll)
  35. Slashdot
  36. Abbot and Costello Meet SpongeBob Vega$Pants!
  37. Son of a BITCH!
  38. Promotion
  39. Mojo Jojo
  40. Here we go again
  41. The only constant is change
  42. Knowing is half the battle
  43. Paranoid Android
  44. The Waiting Is The Hardest Part
  45. Got my mojo risin’, there’s a poodle in my streudel…
  46. More Tree Huggin’ Hippie Crap
  47. Redefining National Treasures
  48. Sheena is a punk rocker
  49. Cool
  50. Life in the so-called Space Age
  51. Almost Un-Famous
  52. Radio Free Burrito Wants You
  53. Crackity Jones
  54. Isla de Encanta
  55. Tree Huggin’ Hippie Crap
  56. Clever Voyving
  57. Radio Free Burrito 2: Electric Boogaloo
  58. TNG on TNN

September 2001

  1. Vega$ Baby!
  2. Radio Free Burrito
  3. Store
  4. Enterprise
  5. The Return of the Son of SpongeBob Vega$Pants
  6. Priorities
  7. Call To Action
  8. Tangent
  9. Nothing New
  10. Fark me.
  11. Camelot
  12. Change that diaper, Mr. Cooksey.
  13. Kettle, Meet Pot. Pot, Meet Kettle.
  14. Return of SpongeBob Vega$pants
  15. King of the world
  16. Rally round the flag?
  17. Son of SpongeBob Vega$Pants
  18. Why I will not rally around the president
  19. Homework
  20. Photos
  21. Random
  22. Please Read
  23. Fuck You, Falwell, and Robertson Can Kiss My Ass
  24. SpongeBob Vega$ Pants
  25. Button, button, who’s got the button?
  26. He didn’t know what to do. But he’d think of something.
  27. Barlow
  28. The World Has Turned
  29. Viva Las Vega$ (Sort of)
  30. I Heart Script Kiddies
  31. Fire. Water. Burn.
  32. Nimrod’s Son
  33. Beach
  34. Digging for fire

August 2001

  1. Rrrreally Big Show!
  2. Don’t forget your towel
  3. Turn on the Frustration
  4. Don’t Panic
  5. Romper Stomper
  6. Save Ferris
  7. Mostly Harmless
  8. My Velouria
  9. A look inside my mind
  10. A thought
  11. What an interesting morning
  12. Quote of the day
  13. Here They Come
  14. Props & Shitty News
  15. 6 Degrees of Memepool
  16. Audition Update
  17. Launched
  18. Bowling for Booty
  19. The New Site Is Open!
  20. Where is my mind?
  21. An Entry for Ashley
  22. Heaven Isn’t Too Far Away
  23. Cool Emails Since I got
  24. It’s Starting Again Somebody made
  25. New Site Update It is
  26. Where The Hell Have I
  27. How cool is this?
  28. Closer, ever closer
  29. Site Building Update
  30. Major New Site Update Today,
  31. First Post Hey kids.
  32. The J.Keith van Straaten Show
  33. Dodger Baseball I am a
  34. Question I’ve gotten a few
  35. Kids Are Cool Tonight, while
  36. New Site News! I haven’t
  37. Archives Just a little news
  38. Liberating You know what’s liberating?
  39. Free Dimitry I’m working on
  40. Procrastination Look at me! I’m
  41. A/S/L I wonder if anyone
  42. Bendependent Ben is a really,
  43. Lefty I’m left-handed, and it’s
  44. Mini Vans Slorge makes
  45. Home At Last Hey gang.
  46. Vacation I know this
  47. Comments! Hey kids. I
  48. Screenshots You must go
  49. Auditions Tuesday was my step-son’s
  50. Conventions Okay, some of

July 2001

  1. X-E One of my favorite
  2. Love Day My cool Simpson’s
  3. It’s My Birthday!! My yahoo
  4. Webcam Is Back Up I
  5. Where’s My Burritto Gets Props!
  6. I just talked to my
  7. I just got back from
  8. I just stumbled onto Ain’t
  9. I just had a thought,
  10. Lovers Criss-Cross World in Vain
  11. I posted the following in
  12. Big news! Big news! With
  13. This is the best idea
  14. Hey party people. Head on
  15. I’ve been thinking about the
  16. Okay, you can all stop
  17. My birthday is this Sunday,
  18. So the votes are officially

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