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December 2010

  1. Happy New Year. I’m on a boat.
  2. Let’s take a ride out, see what we can find
  3. though it’s been said, many times, many ways …
  4. of books and beards
  5. Announcing The Day After and Other Stories
  6. and the autographed book sale winners are …
  7. a very limited (I mean VERY limited) autographed book lottery
  8. Check. And. Mate.
  9. possible (and very limited) autographed book sale
  10. in which i make shopping fun
  11. starry starry night
  12. what is this i don’t even
  13. ZAP! POW! OOFF! ZOK! BIFF! A post about comics and TPBs.
  14. Various thoughts on The Ho Ho Ho Job
  15. Programming note: I’m on LEVERAGE tonight
  16. now it’s just getting silly
  17. “perhaps, he thought, christmas doesn’t come from a store…”
  18. Because if you’re going to be evil, just go all the way to chaotic.
  19. a stupid cellphone video, and other various items
  20. have a blue blue blue blue blue blue blue smurfmas
  21. Robot Astronomy Talk Show: Destroyer of Worlds
  22. merry smurfin’ smurfmas, mothersmurfers
  23. learn to kill monsters and take treasures in the comfort of your own home
  24. Point me down the right line because it’s time

November 2010

  1. … because we’re actually together, not just sitting at the same table.
  2. In which my shirt.woot shirt makes its resurrection roll
  3. in which i spend a day as both father and a son
  4. in which teenage me is a deer in the headlights
  5. the circling hawks
  6. Short Fiction: 239 Sycamore St.
  7. i got a new t-shirt today …
  8. a whole lot of good exercise
  9. knock me your lobes
  10. [bee | pu]rrrrrrrrrrrrrr
  11. good evening (and good night)
  12. good afternoon
  13. good morning
  14. the frozen pretzel conundrum
  15. in which i join forces with @reddit for a pretty awesome auction
  16. The Best Chaos Elf, EVER.
  17. on the benefits of being unplugged
  18. hey, is there anything good on tv tonight?
  19. on a long run
  20. Hank Scorpio would really appreciate it if you’d read this post
  21. …clawing at the ceiling of his grave…

October 2010

  1. The Circle is Complete
  2. on the finding (and not finding) of evil wil wheaton
  3. regarding dangly ankh earrings and the 18 year-olds who wore them in 1990
  4. more stupid cell phone videos and the return of evil wil wheaton
  5. precious and fragile things
  6. at long last, a new version of star wars i can get excited about
  7. Testing the theory that one can not have too many dice
  8. This is a very, very good life, and I’m grateful for it.

September 2010

  1. we can’t rewind, we’ve gone too far
  2. (RPG nerds(THIS)math nerds)
  3. To celebrate the legacy of our awesome dog
  4. BEHOLD Clash of the Geeks – The Wheaton / Scalzi Fan Fiction Chapbook
  5. “Look at your God. Now look at me.”
  6. Wesley Crusher’s Sweet-Ass Motherfucking Bouffant
  7. even more twitter funtimes, the super mario bros birthday edition
  8. garage discoveries
  9. in which wil goes HULK SMASH
  10. i’m mister laughypants
  11. bumper stickers for proud gamermoms and gamerdads
  12. In which societal progress is now measured in Hestons
  13. Seattle! You can see Marian Call with Molly Lewis and Jason Finn on Thursday! GO GO GO!
  14. PAX After Action Report, Part One
  15. Video of my reading from PAX Prime: Triple Word Score
  16. minor #PAX schedule change (Friday and Sunday)

August 2010

  1. My 2010 PAX Prime Schedule
  2. You may ask yourself, “well, how did I get here?”
  3. a quick one while i’m away…
  4. random thoughts from vancouver
  5. In which I am a HPOA
  6. epic wil … ll … ll
  7. i have the heart of a dragon (no, really, i do)
  8. Game on: GenCon info, chapbooks, and dice. Lots and lots of dice.
  9. It’s like there’s a monkey on my back. A gaming monkey, and he’s rattling dice in my ear.
  10. From the Vault: there is more than one thing that makes us who we are

July 2010

  1. It’s my birthday!
  2. singing fun fun fun
  3. #GAMEON!
  4. FLASHBACK! True Stories From Famous People
  5. memories of w00tstock 2.4
  6. “as his kilt rises…”
  7. Fargo is, after all, the boss of us …
  8. A Little Summer Reading
  9. one small step for man
  10. Colin Ferguson and me, on acting
  11. If you could ask the cast and creators of Big Bang Theory anything, what would it be?
  12. The w00tstockSD and comic-con 2010 FAQ
  13. The Guild Season Four – Episodes 1 and 2
  14. to make something, where nothing was before
  15. in place of a title, imagine the sound of a howling wolf
  16. marshmallow meeps and an 8-bit wwdn coat of arms
  17. code kansas
  18. The Guild: Season 4
  19. anyone interested in a short fiction collection?
  20. science … SCIENCE!
  21. in which wil is live at seven
  22. light fuse, put on ground, and get away

June 2010

  1. never forget your roots
  2. nobody can see in our holler tree
  3. Would you kindly enjoy this memory from PAX East?
  4. in which cha0s returns to #leverage, and @wilw gets screwed by drm for the last time
  5. we have always been at war with the mcp
  6. my sword glows blue in the presence of rules lawyers
  7. From the Vault: unpublished and unfinished scene from a grocery store
  8. Field Report: E310
  9. w00tstock chicago and w00tstock minneapolis
  10. OH HAI IM IN UR GENCONZ ROLLIN MAH DIZE!
  11. kick out the jams, motherfu-
  12. presented without comment
  13. the guild season three, recapped … and auto-tuned (contains spoilers)
  14. “In a lot of ways, for me, W00tstock felt like finally finding a home base.”
  15. woke up in the rain and everyone turned over
  16. on the internet, nobody knows that you’re a dog
  17. Sunday at the 2010 Phoenix Comicon – Super Happy Funtimes, Eureka, Meeting Stan Lee
  18. Saturday at the 2010 Phoenix Comicon – the Guild, the TNG reunion, a journey’s end, and geek prom
  19. Friday at the 2010 Phoenix Comicon – the awesome hour and rock band

May 2010

  1. unicorn pegasus kitten. scalzorc. clown sweater. fanfic. AWESOME.
  2. in which a list is completed
  3. in which another secret is revealed…
  4. dejected arr
  5. Starship Spitzer presents: The Bots of Both Worlds
  6. excerpted from Just A Geek: a sort of homecoming
  7. the obligatory phoenix comicon schedule post
  8. The Empire Strikes Back (1950)
  9. From the Vault: “Foster is down!”
  10. some of us are looking at the stars
  11. pico and sepulveda … pico and sepulveda … pico and sepulveda
  12. making a note here: HUGE W00TSTOCK SUCCESS
  13. w00tstock 2.x is this weekend
  14. It turns out I had a fairly geeky weekend

April 2010

  1. Untitled Trolololo Picture #6
  2. Computerwelt
  3. “Mi llamo es Bob.”
  4. Wil Wheaton Prime uses Linux to bring you Evil Wil Wheaton sitting in Sheldon’s spot.
  5. rain down on me from a great height
  6. The Wheaton Recurrence
  7. Many Bothans died to bring you this…
  8. Eureka: all the rage – day zero
  9. the most beguiling, horrible, opposite-of-fun experience I’d ever had
  10. the fountain of youth
  11. Eureka!
  12. about that recursive wil wheaton t-shirt…
  13. from the vault: april’s fool

March 2010

  1. one of my favorite moments from PAX East
  2. in which the case for buying an iPad is almost made
  3. in which wil feels homesick
  4. greetings from the future (and 38000 feet), with a quick story from PAX
  5. games are important. games matter. #PAX is where we come together to celebrate that.
  6. the play’s the thing
  7. In which I finally finish writing my PAX East keynote
  8. James Randi: “I’m gay.”
  9. The Fantastic Mister Fox is a cussin’ great movie
  10. time keeps on slippin’…
  11. something something giant balls
  12. the obligatory emerald city comicon post
  13. Hi, I’m Wil Wheaton. I’m not a dick, but I play one on TV…
  14. From the Vault: Uses Joystick Controller
  15. piles of magic armor are hoarded in the southern caves
  16. Alright Brain, you don’t like me, and I don’t like you. But let’s just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.
  17. How one redditor found happiness. This is just wonderful.
  18. The 8-bit Bang Theory

February 2010

  1. in which we are bound to the land, and the land is bound to us
  2. The Cooper-Hofstadter Coffee Table Proof
  3. Notes on the Wheaton Recurrence – Day Two
  4. no mee maws were harmed in the writing of this post
  5. The Who’s Baba O’Reily, played using only items from Think Geek.
  6. this post brought to you by wil’s lizard brain
  7. Your Saturday Moment of Zen.
  8. Evil Wil Wheaton returns to The Big Bang Theory
  9. in which w00tstock 2.0 and 2.0.1 are announced
  10. Wil Wheaton’s 2012 Appearance Schedule
  11. I am delivering the inaugural keynote at PAX East
  12. In which Wil discovers that he has Bioshock 2 Elbow.
  13. in which the impact of twitter on my life is examined, and thanks is given to @ev and @biz
  14. Wow, nice shirt . . . Moonpie.
  15. Connect the dots! LA LA LA LA!
  16. The future is not a straight line. It is filled with many crossroads.
  17. MakerBot it so
  18. (roughly) three days in (roughly) 500 words

January 2010

  1. regarding the matter of video games v. movies
  2. for those of you wondering what time it is…
  3. From the Vault: Still Cool
  4. in which a text is received and a phone call is made
  5. billy bad breaks
  6. From the Vault: a design flaw in the otherwise perfect basket
  7. moves by just like a paper boat
  8. Helping Shawn Powers
  9. a decidedly unglamorous urban scene
  10. my god, it’s full of futuremugs
  11. echoes beyond the infinite
  12. there and back again
  13. sells coal and marigolds
  14. five quick things I think you’ll like
  15. From the Vault: a convenient literary metaphor
  16. This is, without a doubt, the coolest thing I’ve seen all year
  17. the weight is the gift
  18. In which the audio versions of Happiest Days and Just A Geek get a new home

2009 329

December 2009

  1. the 2009 year in review, part six
  2. the 2009 year in review, part five
  3. the 2009 year in review, part four
  4. the 2009 year in review, part three
  5. the 2009 year in review, part two
  6. the 2009 year in review, part one
  7. it was a very good year…
  8. the one with the Nanites
  9. From the Vault: maybe you can just enjoy the tour
  10. a couple of book-related things
  11. Christmas Wishes from Steve Martin, and Me, Wil Wheaton
  12. the twelve days of pirate christmas
  13. From the Vault: surrounded by the joy of the season
  14. From The Vault: Cross the Blazing Bridge of Fire!
  15. From the Vault: The Fires of Mordor
  16. for all you last-minute shoppers out there…
  17. In which my friend @Muskrat_John is congratulated by me, @wilw.
  18. A few geeky games that are worth setting aside some Geek Time to play
  19. knock me your lobes
  20. a brilliant, genius, incredible idea: “…if only the bookstore could come to us”
  21. Something something something awesome weekend
  22. the turtle trick delivers ultimate victory
  23. in which the secret identity of wesley crusher is revealed
  24. thirty-two hours in three hundred words
  25. if you’ve been trying to reach me via e-mail
  26. …remembering the irrational immortality of youth
  27. obscured by clouds
  28. You just keep on trying, until you run out of cake.

November 2009

  1. he strikes like thunderball, because it’s not unusual that she’s a lady
  2. Nicolas Cage has a FEVER and the only cure is more pachinko
  3. the guild the guild the guild THE GUILD THE GUILD THE MOTHERFRAKKING GUILD
  4. From the Vault: how deep is the ocean?
  5. in which my brother gets excited and makes things
  6. CSI: D&D
  7. Hey look! It’s the Memories of the Futuremug!
  8. ten quick things, including some math, a comic, and a few ideas
  9. Get Excited and Make Things!
  10. today only … you … can … get … SHATNERQUAKE … forfree!
  11. don’t blame the sweet and tender hooligan
  12. “What on earth did nerds do in the 1980s to figure this all out?”
  13. Molly Lewis is a national treasure
  14. you can relax on both sides of the tracks
  15. in place of a title, imagine Ric Ocasek walking around on the surface of a pool
  16. to mark the passage of three thousand six hundred and fifty-three days together
  17. on the hunting down of ideas
  18. the obligatory addendum to the obligatory w00tstock post
  19. in which a fairly major secret is made secret no more
  20. the obligatory w00tstock post
  21. Memories of the Futurecast: Episode Nine

October 2009

  1. Happy Halloween!
  2. in which a tale is told about the preparation of soup
  3. senses working overtime
  4. making plans for nigel
  5. Memories of the Futurecast: Episode Eight
  6. you may ask yourself, “how do i work this?”
  7. ugly bags of mostly water
  8. every great hero needs a nemesis . . .
  9. The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary
  10. Memories of the Futurecast: Episode Seven
  11. I’m saying this for the last time: HIS. NAME. IS. AEOFEL!
  12. a spiffy rules variant for munchkin
  13. Hey look! It’s the promo for my episode of The Big Bang Theory!
  14. everything you ever wanted to know about w00tstock (but were afraid to ask)
  15. PDF version of Memories of the Future Volume One available now
  16. In which Memories of the Future Volume One is released
  17. Memories of the Futurecast: Episode Six
  18. Everybody walk the dinosaur. Well, except for you. You’re not working out.
  19. Wil Wheaton’s 2009 Dwarven Dungeon Delve of Doom! Benefitting the Child’s Play Charity
  20. an open letter to the guy who put just a geek the audiobook on his website for people to steal
  21. Memories of the Futurecast: Episode Five
  22. not exactly time enough at last
  23. this is the coolest picture you’ll see all day

September 2009

  1. Memories of the Futurecast: Episode Four
  2. unraveling the mystery
  3. “Don’t trust anyone you meet online. You could regret it.”
  4. the big bang buzz
  5. leveling up while geeking out on the set of the big bang theory
  6. for the record, that beetle weighed 800 pounds and was carrying a knife
  7. Memories of the Futurecast: Episode Three
  8. to celebrate the memory of our awesome dog
  9. D&D Penny Arcade Podcast: Series Three
  10. Memories of the Futurecast: Episode Two
  11. Behind the rabbit? It IS the rabbit.
  12. in which a proclamation is made
  13. wil wheaton gets lucky … sometimes
  14. Memories of the Futurecast: Episode One
  15. coming soon: w00tstock – 3 hours of geeks and music
  16. it’s the final countdown (to PAX 2009)
  17. a happy accident

August 2009

  1. my 2009 PAX panel schedule and chapbook announcement
  2. This is the cover for Memories of the Future, Volume One
  3. Leverage – The Two Live Crew Job
  4. “Hi, I’m Wil, and I’ll be playing the part of the Orange X.”
  5. in which some comfort is found
  6. i can’t think of a title, so i’ll just say thank you
  7. through the fish-eyed lens of tear stained eyes
  8. in which bad golf is played and news items are discussed
  9. the spambots on twitter are completely out of control
  10. i never did national network tv interviews later on in life like the ones i did when i was twelve
  11. oh yeah, this is totally +5 to sexterity
  12. in which progress is made
  13. announcing THE AWESOME HOUR!!1
  14. I just wanted to say that I’m a nerd, and I’m here tonight to stand up for the rights of other nerds.
  15. just another day
  16. this is the introduction to memories of the future
  17. the obligatory comic-con post (that’s mostly about the guild panel)

July 2009

  1. if i could only have one sweater for the rest of my life? that’s easy…
  2. Axis of Anarchy RULES!
  3. ah, to be young again, and also a robot
  4. Q’Plah!
  5. reminder: book and a beer tonight
  6. from the vault: local color and flavor
  7. from the vault: someone in tennessee loves me
  8. from the vault: the excellence incident
  9. when memes collide, we all win
  10. RIP Freddy Snowpants
  11. let’s go to the moon
  12. the great retweeting madness of 2009
  13. “…tactical terrain for building utilizable dioramas”
  14. in which we combine wil wheaton, books, and beer. (mmmm … beer.)
  15. the clockwork century
  16. to properly commemorate the anniversary of patrick stewart’s birth (or: happy birthday, old baldy)
  17. …and the livin’ is easy.
  18. everything’s drawn and super 80s
  19. from the vault: fireworks
  20. more than meets the eye

June 2009

  1. end user: greetings from the future of filmmaking
  2. time to write
  3. LEVERAGE: day five
  4. LEVERAGE: day four
  5. What Happens if You Feed a Dog Chocolate While he Wears a Tin Foil Hat in the Microwave
  6. LEVERAGE: day three
  7. LEVERAGE: day two
  8. LEVERAGE: day one
  9. LEVERAGE: day zero
  10. an all too familiar scene
  11. from the vault: meet me around back in five, buddy
  12. warning: contains satire, commentary, potty mouth.
  13. twenty years ago…
  14. LA Daily: A Gamer’s Arcade Memories
  15. great flash fiction from escape pod
  16. serve the servants

May 2009

  1. “this is magical”
  2. if you have five bucks, and you want to play poker with me …
  3. Mike Okuda to be honored by NASA!
  4. I don’t know much about brain scans…
  5. in which i find something unexpected during a Journey Through The Silver Caves
  6. As you can imagine, the success of this mission is especially important to everyone on Starbase 420.
  7. Their action and sacrifice will always be remembered.
  8. It’s misty and stormy, and other words that are not also stage names for strippers
  9. Boy, there sure is a lot of pain, and it is painful. For Troi and the audience.
  10. WHEREAS Jonathan Coulton wears the fanciest of pants.
  11. John Scalzi interviews a stick of butter
  12. please don’t drive like an asshole.
  13. Geek in Review: Star Trek Has Been Reborn, and it is SPECTACULAR
  14. wilco (the stream) happens
  15. for those who want to whack kobolds with acquisitions, incorporated …
  16. regarding the difference between embracing and exploiting geek culture
  17. status updates and a keyboard cat
  18. If all reboots were done this well, we geeks would never worry about reboots.
  19. “if you treat her right, she’ll always bring you home.”
  20. The Onion: “Trekkies Bash New Star Trek Film As ‘Fun, Watchable'”
  21. happy jedi day
  22. To everyone at Penguicon:

April 2009

  1. beware the mad hermit of the northlands
  2. LA Daily: Miniature Golf and the Goddamn Volcano Hole
  3. my god, it’s full of unicorns
  4. talk about your dream of horses
  5. more print-on-demand goodness
  6. hey, look, that’s me!
  7. it’s all inside the wrist. it’s all inside the way you time it.
  8. there is said to be a demi-lich who still wards his final haunt
  9. “Like it or not, for the moment the Earth is where we make our stand.”
  10. screw you, q. coffee is for closers.
  11. clearly, my plan to kill it with beer isn’t working
  12. i’m getting as sick of announcements as you are, so here’s some more announcements
  13. my shirt.woot fails its saving throw
  14. Geek in Review: As a Matter of Fact, I Have Played Atari Today
  15. LA Daily: have you played atari today?
  16. his. name. is. AEOFEL!
  17. in which wil performs some material from the expanded happiest days
  18. kyle + rosemary is finally online
  19. i’ll be at the emerald city comicon in seattle this weekend
  20. a message for you rudy (the undead hound)

March 2009

  1. “And we spoke of the things which Steve would endorse, and revile”
  2. whenever i type “lions,” i have to make sure i haven’t accidentally typed “loins”
  3. just in case you wanted to talk about tonight’s TNG reunion on Family Guy…
  4. goalies gone wild
  5. in the country of the kaurava king
  6. Books I Love: A Voyage for Madmen
  7. HOLY CHRISTABLES, @STEPTO! KINGS WIN
  8. LA Times: through a goalie’s eyes
  9. Did I mention that the TNG episode of Family Guy airs this Sunday?
  10. roll d20 and save versus retcon
  11. Books I Love: Hyperspace
  12. everybody has to start somewhere
  13. Books I Love: Open Net
  14. in which wil has a good day
  15. Books I Love: The Hacker Crackdown
  16. Books I Love: A Saucerful of Secrets
  17. theresa andersson is phenomenal
  18. in which sunken treasure is revised for a second edition
  19. a few thoughts and lessons learned from behind the dm screen
  20. and so the campaign begins… (Part IV)
  21. the “wheaton’s books in the wild” pool at flickr
  22. some penny arcade/pvp/me d&d podcast stuff
  23. and so the campaign begins… (Part III)
  24. and so the campaign begins… (Part II)
  25. in which wil has a “duh” moment of extraordinary magnitude
  26. and so the campaign begins… (Part I)
  27. to celebrate pi day…
  28. From the Vault: the safety dance
  29. stupid murphy’s law can bite me.
  30. this isn’t a book; it’s a time machine
  31. Geek in Review: The Birth of an Avenger
  32. nostalgia overload
  33. “Can Jim Darkmagic hang upside down from a rope ladder and cast spells? Fuck yeah he can.”
  34. @stepto: YEEESSSSSSSSSSS
  35. operation crazy idea presents: the criminal minds production diary – the audio version
  36. LA Daily: rebooting my positronic brain
  37. the big dog-men live very high in the caves
  38. a few self-publishing resources
  39. another chance to watch my episode of Criminal Minds
  40. new webseries from ed brubaker debuts today. you don’t want to miss this

February 2009

  1. my awesome brother
  2. from the vault: my awesome dog
  3. wil wheaton vs. text 2 speech
  4. I love the Onion so much, I want to marry it.
  5. end user blog: the slacker media player (or, the good kind of nostalgia in the palm of your hand)
  6. my first episode of family guy airs on march 29
  7. in which i send a naughty d20 to the “fuck off” bag
  8. just paint what you see
  9. drop down, reverse direction, increase speed
  10. the LA daily: why i love the los angeles kings
  11. a little more from phoenix comicon
  12. in which an electronic version of sunken treasure goes on sale
  13. well, at least i got a good story out of it…
  14. Zoë Keating is phenomenal. NPR should give her credit when they use her music.
  15. getting the led out
  16. this friday five kicks ass
  17. Geek in Review: The Musical Future
  18. Spoiler Alert: WATCHMEN is fucking awesome.
  19. WIRED Review: “Sunken Treasure is full of gems”
  20. my design is available at shirt.woot!
  21. one more from orccon
  22. i’m not going to lie to you: there’s a lot of awesome packed into this post
  23. LA Daily: this is the way I remember it…
  24. very quick orccon recap
  25. this crazy idea is feeling pretty awesome
  26. the best ten minutes of the day
  27. twitter funtimes
  28. my newest book: sunken treasure
  29. to anyone who says geeks can’t be sexy…
  30. one of the coolest d20s i’ve ever seen
  31. sunken treasure goes on sale
  32. binary bubbles!
  33. from the vault: the autumn moon lights my way
  34. justice is served, edo-style!
  35. sunken treasure gets additional material and goes unlimited
  36. wil’s fundamental rule for successful auditions (or, how not to go crazy in a crazy business)
  37. reminder: I’m on this week in tech today
  38. my other mother loves me
  39. Podcasts I love: The Night Air
  40. one of the most awesome things i’ve ever autographed
  41. in which 8-bit wil appears in an 8-bit sequel
  42. Hoth
  43. Podcasts I love: Stuff You Should Know
  44. the one about that time i worked in a movie with ron jeremy. yes, that ron jeremy.
  45. hear me on the geek cred podcast
  46. from the vault: fifty-one seconds in the kitchen
  47. Podcasts I love: Driveway Moments
  48. i haven’t even been awake for an hour, and it’s already an awesome day
  49. yet another awesome video for watchmen
  50. Podcasts I love: 60-Second Science
  51. Penny Arcade D&D 4E Podcast News
  52. LA Daily: off the radar on mount lowe
  53. what to expect if you follow me on twitter (or: how I’m going to disappoint you in 6 quick steps)
  54. Podcasts I love: Pseudopod
  55. there’s a preview of part one neil gaiman’s batman story online
  56. this is probably the closest i’ll ever come to having something in common with stephen colbert
  57. your daily dose of surreality

January 2009

  1. Phoenix Comicon Rock Band Video Roundup
  2. boating our software
  3. in which my already nerdy office gets a little bit nerdier
  4. of angels and angles
  5. evil, parallel universe wil says …
  6. everyone calm down
  7. did my time, took my chances, got my geek on
  8. LA Daily: analog folding @ home
  9. we are all of us living in the shadow of manhattan
  10. the best mashup of van halen and asteroids you’ll see today
  11. it doesn’t make a difference if we look cool or not…
  12. hit robots, make fall down
  13. one last fistful of Ted Kord interviews
  14. Geek in Review: Sci-Fi Guilty Pleasures: Schwarzenegger Edition
  15. in which wil talks to trekmovie dot com
  16. another batman interview, and a new preview clip
  17. don’t panic!
  18. talkin’ teddddd kord (the batman and the beetle) talkin teddddd kord (and workin’ with good people) …
  19. choosing hope over fear
  20. LA Daily: Winter Mute
  21. wil’s 2009 phoenix comicon schedule
  22. i’ll be at the phoenix comicon this weekend
  23. video preview clip from fall of the blue beetle
  24. screencaps from my episode of Batman the Brave and the Bold
  25. you can finally watch Kyle + Rosemary this weekend! (Updated with correct time)
  26. fantastic blog for game masters, dungeon masters, and rpg fans
  27. I’m not going to lie to you, Marge …
  28. bringin’ back the silver age
  29. unintended consequences
  30. holy hole in a donut
  31. more work in progress
  32. i love everything about this
  33. growing up star wars
  34. i just bought my first fark headline t-shirt
  35. make an incision, doctor limpf
  36. the great wheaton hockey scandal of 1991
  37. work in progress …
  38. beware the mad hermit in the north lands
  39. Blue Light Mashup, Part Three
  40. collecting random thoughts
  41. we had the 240 …
  42. a powerful magic-user will destroy all cave invaders
  43. wil does the commodore hustle
  44. ficlets is going to the land of wind and ghosts. here’s how to save your stories.
  45. i really love trader joe’s
  46. in which wil connects the dots
  47. Blue Light Mashup – part two
  48. Blue Light Mashup – part one

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December 2008

  1. the 2008 year in review, part two
  2. the 2008 year in review, part one
  3. Geek Madness continues, scrabble is played, and the Gabe Bag is packed
  4. happy winter festival of your choice
  5. Happy Birthday, @RedPenOfDoom!
  6. in which munchkin is played
  7. fish should be dead 5 hours before deboning
  8. The Happiest Audiobook of Our Lives
  9. audio version of the happiest days of our lives available at noon pacific on december 20.
  10. a moment of silence, please.
  11. Geek in Review: Keeping the Borderlands Alive
  12. “He will win who knows when to fight and when not to fight.”
  13. also, i have a lava lamp
  14. there’s no need to be afraid
  15. yay pokerstars blogger tournament!
  16. wilde is on mine
  17. my roof is leaking; life is good
  18. on the fourth day of geekmas, uncle willie gave to me . . .
  19. a great guide to family board games
  20. i’m on major nelson’s podcast
  21. a woefully inadequate session report
  22. at last, it can be revealed . . .
  23. an incomplete guide to lounge music
  24. not so stealthy
  25. The D&D Family Tree
  26. RIP Forrest Ackerman
  27. “fandom’s about not being alone anymore”
  28. happiest days sells out – thank you!
  29. @BarackObama, @GregGrunberg: We’re totally in a comic together!
  30. prop 8 – the musical
  31. it’s a big hat. it’s funny.
  32. happiest days of our lives only available from me until friday december 5
  33. presented without comment
  34. super fun happy slide!
  35. on the importance of maintaining one’s grip on reality
  36. In which wil goes “O_o” but retains his grip on reality

November 2008

  1. desert bus for hope 2008 begins
  2. just in case you missed the macy’s parade moment everyone is talking about
  3. awesome news that is awesome
  4. in which wil is interviewed by the LA Weekly
  5. everything counts
  6. SUPER HAPPY FUNTIME WITH WIL AND SCALZI
  7. it’s only rock and roll but i like it
  8. Subterranean Press to release special edition of Happiest Days of Our Lives
  9. ’tis a silly place
  10. in which i once again praise and thank mst3k
  11. see, it’s really not that complicated
  12. bolts from above hurt the people down below
  13. I LIKE IT HERE IT’S NICE
  14. in which wil announces a new weekly column (yay!)
  15. a story of the clockwork century
  16. The Geek in Review Returns!
  17. RIP WizKids Games
  18. to all who are serving or who have served . . .
  19. i believe “FTW” is the phrase i’m looking for
  20. Spot Us: community funded reporting
  21. who’s gonna drive you home tonight?
  22. “…or else we didn’t win anything at all.”
  23. four things
  24. you’re not gonna get the final boss tamed
  25. YES WE DID
  26. one lever, pulled.
  27. in which wil attempts to collect all his writing resources into one post
  28. one last time . . .
  29. Californians: Vote NO on Prop 8
  30. in which time is well spent …

October 2008

  1. Radio Free Burrito Episode 13
  2. life’s no fun without a good scare
  3. plan b
  4. stretch out and wait
  5. stay on target
  6. codemonkey like tab and mountain dew
  7. Criminal Minds: That’s a Wrap!
  8. and there was much rejoicing
  9. Criminal Minds: The Big Day Begins
  10. this is for uncle warren
  11. Criminal Minds: Production Continues
  12. Criminal Minds: Production Begins
  13. Criminal Minds: The Read Through
  14. Criminal Minds: The Audition
  15. Reminder: I’m on Criminal Minds tonight
  16. so fucking special
  17. in which wil repeats some advice for actors on auditioning
  18. the brass was phasing tunes i couldn’t place
  19. we don’t have anything by edmund wells, actually. he’s not very popular.
  20. more fun with twitter
  21. i don’t know what i’m to say, i’ll say it anyway
  22. egad, a base tone denotes a bad age
  23. why i won’t ever infect anything you buy from me with drm
  24. and i thought that i had a weird day . . .
  25. memphis to mars
  26. and now, your daily dose of zombies
  27. in which wil has a weird (and awesome) day
  28. Disneyland for Gamers
  29. Q: What book are you currently reading? Is it good so far?
  30. Strewn with time’s dead flowers
  31. great moments in instant messaging
  32. happy october
  33. i worked on naruto today

September 2008

  1. Trip report: from the land beyond
  2. some generation x nostalgia for a monday morning
  3. jack thompson finally disbarred
  4. reminder: I’ll be in Sacramento this weekend
  5. another awesome column from geekdad
  6. in which wil gets no work done
  7. Criminal Minds News
  8. i’m dancing barefoot, heading for a spin
  9. this post has everything to do with ambient music
  10. REQUEST FOR URGENT CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP
  11. this post has nothing to do with affleck, who was the bomb in phantoms
  12. never forget your roots . . .
  13. i be a pensive pirate, me hearties
  14. file under “more awesome stuff I totally don’t deserve”
  15. it helps you to imagine
  16. at long last, your wait to own an 8-bit version of the infamous clown sweater has come to an end
  17. incredible new comic from Brubaker and Phillips
  18. hunter and hunted
  19. charity poker tourney in santa monica this weekend
  20. quoting kevin church for truth
  21. in which i add a convention to the schedule
  22. congratulations, george and brad!
  23. Gaming with kids: rule 17b
  24. in which i get to hurl polyhedrons
  25. pretty much the coolest thing you’ll see today
  26. it is pitch dark
  27. Lizardmen live in the marshes
  28. i take pictures
  29. because 8-bits are all you need, champ
  30. it’s the only way to be sure
  31. “This just keeps getting better!”

August 2008

  1. five simple ways to Just Keep Writing
  2. Wil Wheaton’s 2008 PAX Schedule
  3. the joys of unsubtle roleplaying
  4. underrated sci-fi movies and the geek group
  5. i thought i was the only one
  6. fuh. nuh. muh. nul.
  7. have you played atari today?
  8. evil and awesome (but mostly awesome)
  9. privacy is a fundamental human right
  10. scalzi’s new book is out
  11. i’m leaning towards . . .
  12. pour it in my hand for a dime
  13. thirty-seven? in a row?
  14. various awesome things
  15. can i break just one rib?
  16. when you dressed up sharp and you felt alright
  17. this post has nothing to do with the the clash’s classic album london calling
  18. in which i fail a vital saving throw
  19. eight year-old me has a new best friend
  20. cross yourselves, then cross the streams
  21. this breaks my heart
  22. this is the heavy heavy monster sound
  23. calling all geeks

July 2008

  1. castles made of sand fall in the sea, eventually
  2. I can tell by watching this that he used to be cool.
  3. part three of my interview with comicmix
  4. green grass and high tides forever (and ever and ever and ever and
  5. free stand by me screening in houston on july 28th
  6. at long last, your wait to see me, wil wheaton, interviewed at comic-con has come to an end
  7. i’m off to nerd prom
  8. part two of my interview with comicmix
  9. a quick one while he’s away
  10. strange as it seems his musical dreams ain’t quite so bad
  11. metahumor ftw
  12. changing gears for criminal minds
  13. announcing wheaton’s books in the wild
  14. happiest days sighted in the wild, keeping good company
  15. in which i’m interviewed by comicmix
  16. that’s no moon . . .
  17. the ghosts in the machine
  18. EPIC FAIL
  19. it turns out that i get to go to comic-con after all
  20. wil’s tuesday link-o-rama
  21. Star Trek: The Experience is closing
  22. the pretty white ships that i’ve been dreaming of
  23. in which wil clarifies something for artists and designers
  24. the joys of weird audio
  25. in which wil asks the readers a question
  26. bustin up my brains for the words

June 2008

  1. somehow this ends up being about comedy
  2. this is awesome. awesome in pants!
  3. i saw david sedaris last night
  4. i think the planet is trying to tell us something . . .
  5. wil’s big news of the day
  6. moon over a ruined castle
  7. home again, home again
  8. wil’s summer vacation
  9. windows open and raining in
  10. 2008 geek tour updates (with an update)
  11. how to create your very own ogre deathcrotch
  12. turns out this post is all about stand by me
  13. classic photos redone in lego
  14. The Naked Gun, GTA IV style
  15. in which i wear a red hat and travel by vine
  16. squawking like a pink monkey bird
  17. in which a book builds a bridge
  18. happiest days made a bestseller list!
  19. i’m just sayin’
  20. life is what happens while you’re making other plans
  21. remembering bob justman

May 2008

  1. my episode of gorgeous tiny chicken machine show
  2. bring on the night . . . and the assholes
  3. the R’lyehan tourist phrasebook
  4. thank you for your service. thank you for your sacrifice.
  5. Fear and Loathing in Mushroom Kingdom
  6. in which blue light special is adapted for comics
  7. it’s a good day to be a gamer
  8. in praise of the scenic route
  9. that’s no moon . . .
  10. hear me on this week in geek
  11. Geek Tour 2008: San Jose Super-Con – Updated
  12. crying hey man this is babylon
  13. introducing sunken treasure
  14. Emerald City ComiCon Memories
  15. even more fun with twitter
  16. The Justin Bailey Conspiracy
  17. anywhere she lays her head
  18. itchy feet and fading smiles
  19. did i mention that i’ll be in seattle this weekend?
  20. yet another post about writing . . . and stuff
  21. yet another xkcd that I absolutely love
  22. hillary clinton: the psycho ex-girlfriend of the democratic party
  23. in which i write a prequel
  24. three quick things
  25. thanks, but i think i’ll pass . . .
  26. highlights from my damn geeky weekend
  27. “reinventing?” uh-oh. i’m not sure how i feel about this
  28. this is one hell of a geeky weekend
  29. Radio Free Burrito Episode 12

April 2008

  1. Geek Tour reminder: San Diego May 3-4
  2. Dear Lazy Web: Video Cameras?
  3. regarding GTA IV and the morality patrol
  4. Code of Honor Review at TV Squad
  5. Introducing Lego Wesley Crusher
  6. Radio Free Burrito Episode 11
  7. anne and wil’s excellent new york adventure, part three
  8. this is why i love twitter
  9. Alan Moore reads Rorschach’s Journal
  10. strength and courage
  11. my friends are funny!
  12. awesome new geek gear is awesome (and expensive)
  13. Radio Free Burrito Episode X
  14. anne and wil’s excellent new york adventure, part two
  15. in which neil gaiman indirectly reassures me (again)
  16. anne and wil’s excellent new york adventure, part one
  17. See me at the Los Angeles Times Festival of Books
  18. Gorgeous Tiny Chickens, Batman, and the Happiest Media Kit
  19. the secret life of wheatons
  20. more excellence in journalism
  21. sitting on stairways is strictly prohibited
  22. Happiest first printing is nearly sold out!
  23. the daily facepalm
  24. in which wheaton discovers something obvious about his writing process
  25. This is for Nolan . . .
  26. in which i co-write a special edition of PvP
  27. i never get tired of this
  28. okay, i’ll admit it. i have a problem.
  29. what scalzi said
  30. kay kay kay arrarr arr arr arr roah queue!
  31. Emerald City ComiCon, here I come!
  32. yet another way to know if you’re a trekkie
  33. a note to my dogs
  34. scalzi on fame
  35. what if charles schulz created watchmen?

March 2008

  1. in which we get the band back together
  2. saturday morning flashback
  3. Angel One Review at TV Squad
  4. Angel One Preview
  5. in which my brother wins a contest and i am proud of him
  6. i’m on wired’s game|life today
  7. i’m kind of in love with magnatune
  8. Scalzi and the Hugo 2: Electric Boogaloo
  9. i made some funny
  10. rock band gets more awesome
  11. got hope?
  12. in which i indirectly traumatize my friend’s son
  13. my con sars. let me show you it.
  14. in which i out myself as a fan of steampunk
  15. 2008 Convention Schedule
  16. i put on my robe and wizard world
  17. and now, little green bag
  18. when come back, bring π
  19. geek vs. itunes
  20. some cool star trek: the manga news
  21. Happiest Days orders from February
  22. monday brain scrapings
  23. we’re cookin’ now
  24. see the sky, the burning rain
  25. Wil says . . .
  26. Quote of the day
  27. in a galaxy far, far away
  28. in which i have a new challenge, and a new goal
  29. across the sea, a pale moon rises.

February 2008

  1. WWF Superstars quiz from mental_floss
  2. picture start (or, wil rambles on and on about movies he’s recently seen)
  3. breathe . . . breathe in the air
  4. our princess is in another castle, comrade
  5. notice whom for wheels are turning
  6. in a room without a window in the corner
  7. i don’t want to go on the cart
  8. is there anyone home?
  9. just nod if you can hear me
  10. I voted today
  11. regarding voice acting . . .
  12. the luna city arcade: gamer heaven
  13. A fistful of reviews
  14. on a routine expedition
  15. real programmers

January 2008

  1. phoenix trip report, part 3
  2. the loneliest number
  3. is there life on mars?
  4. phoenix trip report, part 2
  5. phoenix trip report, part 1
  6. not that my endorsement means much of anything, but . . .
  7. audio from my performance at phoenix comicon
  8. Is anyone interested in WWdN merchandise?
  9. audio greetings from mount needaplotpoint
  10. three hours of MTV from 1983
  11. Going Boldly . . .
  12. the pre-con jitters and ramblings about books
  13. the geekiest thing i’ve ever posted on my blog
  14. good news, everyone!
  15. the best thing i have ever read on the internets
  16. propelled!
  17. Cloverfield
  18. joe morello is a god
  19. announcement 5 of 4 (math is hard!)
  20. Library of Congress puts thousands of photos on Flickr
  21. where is my motivation?
  22. speaking of Jonathan Coulton . . .
  23. Still Alive . . . in Joust
  24. The Return of MST3K
  25. it’s graphic, and it’s awesome
  26. the best thing, ever
  27. announcement four of four (collect them all!)
  28. announcement three of four (collect them all!)
  29. a look inside Star Trek: The Tour
  30. announcement two of four (collect them all!)
  31. this post contains lots of swears
  32. get dressed
  33. announcement one of four (collect them all!)
  34. announcing announcements
  35. a little celebration is in order
  36. almost there . . . stay on target . . .
  37. all over this wasteland

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December 2007

  1. magic hour
  2. genesis of the daleks
  3. best playground equipment, ever
  4. Because nobody asked: Wil’s Game of the Year for 2007
  5. did i say overlords? i meant protectors!
  6. this one, she holds up the whole log jam
  7. “You are still half savage . . . but there is hope”
  8. xkcd addresses the rock band haters
  9. I’m going to live forever
  10. Geek in Review: So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish
  11. MY PRECIOUS!
  12. Thank you, Chris Dodd
  13. early morning conversations with my brain
  14. we three geeks at child’s play are . . .
  15. goddamn tachyon storms
  16. I will ship books in the shade!
  17. one of these things is not like the other
  18. the joy of mutually geeking out
  19. Star Trek alumni support the WGA
  20. Quote of the Day
  21. DRM and the DMCA: so stupid it makes me want to punch babies
  22. Super last minute Child’s Play Dinner Auction
  23. Geek in Review: For those about to Rock
  24. in the name of Scalzi!
  25. TNG Review: Datalore
  26. Come sit with me at the Child’s Play charity dinner!
  27. Mythology for kids

November 2007

  1. i am from space and the future
  2. made of 100% win
  3. nearly all hardbacks have shipped
  4. Can media conglomerates afford to pay the writers?
  5. MWM seeks SF Anthology for Casual Reading
  6. oh my fucking god pictures from the set of watchmen
  7. Tech Universe reviews Happiest Days
  8. Dr. Pauly reviews The Happiest Days
  9. 186, and some other NUMB3RS
  10. G3: GiR, Gridskipper, Geekdads
  11. in which i learn to count, and slashdot reviews Happiest Days
  12. the limited edition hardbacks have sold out
  13. Liveblogging the hardbacks, and an open mic
  14. songs in the key of hardbacks
  15. Colbert Report writers on the strike
  16. Compulsive Reader reviews Happiest Days. Also, Hardbacks!
  17. Not the Daily Show explains the writer’s strike
  18. Scalzi sez . . .
  19. time machines for sale
  20. these points of data make a beautiful line
  21. Geek in Review: a Mind Forever Voyaging
  22. Gamers With Jobs reviews Happiest Days
  23. autographed guitar hero controller from PAX
  24. that’s just how i roll
  25. Bad Astronomy reviews Happiest Days
  26. xkcd goes postal
  27. a different perspective on numb three ers
  28. the thursday hangover
  29. Pac-o-Lantern

October 2007

  1. for halloween: they don’t come out at night
  2. fastfiction from internet jesus
  3. Geekdad reviews The Happiest Days
  4. pimp of the dead
  5. the stranger
  6. Save vs. Awesome
  7. happiest days gets a review
  8. all of my maps have been overthrown
  9. happenstance has changed my plans
  10. and now for something completely different
  11. PayPal finally speaks
  12. seventies sky
  13. drink beer, insert coin
  14. good news, great news, bad news
  15. happiest days stuff (one in a continuing series)
  16. the family that frags together . . .
  17. trudging through fog
  18. gaming monkey
  19. the journey, not the destination
  20. Ironic Karma
  21. Geek in Review: Carded
  22. little bobby tables
  23. I’m on boingboingTV today
  24. Huntington Beach manga stop canceled.
  25. some happiest days items, and paypal frustrations
  26. they can polish their medals and sharpen their smiles
  27. untitled autumn narrative
  28. still funny, still true.
  29. this is awesome
  30. in good company . . .
  31. reminder: barnes and noble at the grove tonight
  32. poker tournament just for bloggers
  33. oh my!
  34. one of the the happiest days of my life
  35. The Hooters Incident

September 2007

  1. a bite at the golden apple
  2. in honor of my dad
  3. They’re here!
  4. that’s why i said i relate
  5. memorial
  6. a little PAX video: NES
  7. reminder: golden apple this wednesday for the manga, which gets a good review
  8. a bit more about my episode of Family Guy
  9. Happiest News
  10. a preview trailer for the TNG box set special features is online
  11. it be talk like a pirate day, matey
  12. RIAA, through SoundExchange, is lying to webcasters
  13. conversations with junkmail
  14. it’s so fun to relate

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May 2006

  1. WIL WHEATON dot NET: Version 1.5
  2. West Coast – I’m on WPT tonight
  3. broke the bonds and loosed the chains
  4. two burning questions, answered
  5. i meant every word i said
  6. radio silence
  7. guinness is good
  8. learn to swim
  9. the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitch hiker can have
  10. the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitch hiker can have
  11. bearing 325 degrees
  12. radio free burrito: all geek edition
  13. klingon law
  14. Future Shock: W2 + E3 = ROCK
  15. your earth moves beneath your own dream landscape
  16. wind water
  17. dropped to the sun alone
  18. lately it occurs to me
  19. what’s wrong with gordie?
  20. catching up, part three
  21. catching up, part two
  22. catching up, part one
  23. missed the starting gun
  24. the lost experience
  25. too much is never enough
  26. seeking sanctuary
  27. thought for a monday morning
  28. mother’s day is tomorrow
  29. roll another number for the road
  30. Primus Gives Master Track to Guitar Hero 2
  31. i’ll be on livewire at e3 today
  32. keep on jammin’ the rhino
  33. limited edition chapbook available SOLD OUT!
  34. Boston CONFIRMED – July 2nd!
  35. and now, some further reading
  36. Rev. Horton Heat and Van Halen in Guitar Hero II!!
  37. quasi-live blogging wednesday’s dodger bullpen meltdown
  38. it only makes me laugh
  39. dreaming is free
  40. why network neutrality matters, and is worth fighting for
  41. it’s cosmic, man
  42. consoles and strife

April 2006

  1. kyle + rosemary
  2. the one about the guy who was a jerk in the airport
  3. finally back to me
  4. busy busy busy
  5. another example of the power of the blog-o-sphere
  6. Oklahoma Politicians Decide Some Videogames are “Harmful to Minors”
  7. on poker and acting
  8. w00t! Montreal, here I come! (uh, maybe not. see update)
  9. twenty-one to twenty-three: seventy-two hours of hawesome
  10. w00t! Boston, here I come!
  11. if there’s a ship that sails tonight, i’ll captain that too
  12. the los angeles flatheads
  13. Eurofriendly Friday Poker Tomorrow
  14. silently and back to me
  15. Destroy More Humans!
  16. WWdN Poker tonight at PokerStars
  17. More Comments from the Wife: in Exile
  18. victory is mine!
  19. i wanna rock
  20. Paging Leeroy Jenkins
  21. some further reading
  22. there is always soma, delicious soma
  23. Lost
  24. ouch. ouch. ouch. ouch.
  25. I want you to remember this face. This is the guy behind the guy behind the guy
  26. Sony Says PS3 Price Leak is Incorrect
  27. dark miracle – a trip to trinity
  28. Sony Leaks PS3 Price
  29. parked under the sunsphere
  30. some cinderella kid
  31. the mystery hotel

March 2006

  1. alive in the weeds
  2. i’m about to collapse into a singularity of geek
  3. i find it hard to tell you, because i find it hard to take
  4. my mind is filled with silvery star
  5. i call the big one bitey
  6. when i’m boss of the universe . . .
  7. Online Neighborhood Watch Nails Phishers
  8. Geek Editor (with two exciting updates)
  9. Comments from the Wife: In Exile
  10. bleating and babbling
  11. gazing through trees in sorrow hardly a sound till tomorrow
  12. i’m gonna find me two waitresses here, and i’m going to pull me a fredo
  13. climb so high and gain so low
  14. abe vigoda still alive, wheaton still waits
  15. eigenstate
  16. i am NOT going to be at the James Brown Soul of America Music Festival
  17. box of rain
  18. question for the podcasters
  19. Hab SoSlI’ Quch!
  20. The party started at eight. Why are we going to a bar at ten?
  21. state of the exile
  22. laugh all you want but if you call too soon you might scare off a nice baby who’s ready to party
  23. made of plastic and elastic
  24. delivery for i.c. weiner
  25. there are many copies
  26. odeo, eventful, isolatr
  27. Grand Slam 2006 – Day Three
  28. Grand Slam 2006 – Day Two
  29. Grand Slam 2006 – Day One
  30. Radio Free Burrito Episode 8
  31. some air to breathe and something to believe
  32. not what you expected to see
  33. Radio Free Burrito Episode 7
  34. head down in the rain
  35. question for Charlie Parker fans
  36. makes jack a dull boy
  37. Radio Free Burrito Episode 6
  38. how about a wwdnbot for aim?
  39. Radio Free Burrito Episode 5
  40. Handhelds!
  41. on the rise of trollblogs
  42. a few thoughts on the oscars
  43. mt with plugins vs. typepad: which do you prefer?
  44. technorati favorites
  45. jon stewart pwns larry king
  46. attention star trek fans – i’ll be at the grand slam in pasadena next week

February 2006

  1. down the rabbit hole, into tomorrowland and beyond
  2. Is it actually just about a sandwich? Yeah, I guess it is.
  3. Sark defends port deal
  4. race for the cure
  5. Twenty-third in the WPT Invitational
  6. WPT Invitational, Day One
  7. this was no boating accident
  8. a dream can mean anything
  9. talkin’ baseball
  10. a moose bit my sister once
  11. more eighties video game nostalgia
  12. defining a blog
  13. less than you think
  14. essential reading for aspiring writers from scalzi
  15. strange as angels dancing in the deepest oceans
  16. Seeking a potential Marrow Donor
  17. if i could only make time stand still for a moment
  18. attention european poker players!
  19. i’m on slice of sci-fi number forty-three
  20. it’s just another day
  21. who knew they would be so hard to find?
  22. fitter, happier, more productive
  23. i blend with kings, i’d never change a thing
  24. so my friend won this contest . . .
  25. tuesday morning quarterbacking
  26. East Orange! Piscataway!
  27. the one about saturday at disneyland
  28. i am the passenger, and i ride and i ride, i ride
  29. i’ll be on the radio tonight
  30. punch a hole in the sky
  31. gravity always wins
  32. six thousand seconds
  33. Two
  34. so my friend is in this contest . . .
  35. insert coin
  36. plbermann pwns p’reilly
  37. reading is fundamental

January 2006

  1. WWdN tourneys at pokerstars
  2. two follow-ups
  3. Walter!
  4. Young Chuck Norris Facts
  5. peter packrat
  6. the one with a lot of random bullshit
  7. America, Young Chuck Norris Stands As One
  8. Radio Free Burrito Episode 4
  9. every song’s a comeback
  10. every moment’s a little bit later
  11. ruby vroom
  12. i’m too far out to sea but something better happen soon
  13. the click click clack of shuffled chips
  14. i could keep it above, but it wouldn’t be sky anymore
  15. building towered foresight isn’t anything at all
  16. buy the sky and sell the sky
  17. back to winter
  18. lightly tapping a high-pitched drum
  19. greetings from atlantis
  20. so this is the new year

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December 2005

  1. wpt followup, games of our lives, GATORWATCH!!1, galactica
  2. another movie you should probably see
  3. nothing is more important than family
  4. nerd revenge
  5. the one from christmas eve
  6. The front lines of the War on Christmas
  7. another one that really needed a better title
  8. barbecues, tea kettles, gobs of axle grease
  9. ’round midnight
  10. Announcing the WWdN Tournament of Champions At PokerStars
  11. Lakeside Shadow
  12. WPT could lose some top pros
  13. Radio Free Burrito Episode 3 (fixed. again.)
  14. friday night at MGM
  15. WWdN Poker Game Schedule Changes
  16. artwork, TODO, and the devil
  17. undone (the sweater post)
  18. poker bloggers are the nuts
  19. apples for the kings and queens
  20. live from hollywood, it’s The Trade!
  21. The Dresden Dolls
  22. vote for cthulhu
  23. oh bother.
  24. girls in corsets juggling knives
  25. ways + means
  26. anyone want to play poker?
  27. Just A Geek: Teh Audiobook
  28. Radio Free Burrito Episode One
  29. Monogram Sweater: Funny. Personal. Stories.
  30. a few random rfb thoughts
  31. Radio Free Burrito Episode Zero
  32. WWdN podcast idea
  33. WWdN poker tourneys this week

November 2005

  1. blaze of glory
  2. The Art of War?
  3. Today
  4. TiVo presents: a targeted word from our sponsor!
  5. TiVo presents: a (targeted) word from our sponsor?
  6. the cthulhu circus
  7. look out below
  8. Yeah-heah-heah-ha-ha-hah-heaaah!
  9. The Bet, day two
  10. untitled late night post number nine
  11. i am the modren man
  12. the camaro crash helmet
  13. interview with me at pokermagazine.com
  14. nailed it
  15. everything we need to know
  16. souvenirs from better times
  17. the radio still sucks
  18. throwin’ the goat of the week
  19. WWdN West Cost Warmup #2
  20. Schneier on Sony’s rootkit DRM
  21. he was chrome and he said
  22. sleepy jack the fire drill
  23. there’s money in the bananna stand
  24. why i love science fiction
  25. throwin’ the goat
  26. a flicker of honor in an otherwise long dark night
  27. a plethora of poker games
  28. go whole hog or not at all
  29. dear blog: blog blog blog
  30. outside the walls
  31. two thousand one hundred and ninety-one days
  32. and now, a poker lesson (of sorts) from wil
  33. no goodbyes — just good memories
  34. the WWdN: Donegal Invitational is tomorrow
  35. i want
  36. Games of our Lives: Demons to Diamonds
  37. follow-up on the reputation economy

October 2005

  1. that spooky generation gap
  2. nearing the rubicon
  3. happy halloween!
  4. REVIEW: Dawn of the Dead documentaries
  5. UPDATE: I’m out of the ACME show the next two weeks
  6. Toe-wik-a-whissa
  7. i walk the line
  8. . . . just like me.
  9. commentary tracks of the damned looks at Nemesis
  10. reminder – the WWdN: Up4Poker invitational is tomorrow
  11. Hundred Beast King GoLion
  12. Now that’s what I call your last chance to see me at ACME
  13. two thousand talking points
  14. forbes.com on communication
  15. Reviews: X-men Legends 2 and Thief
  16. Rosa Parks
  17. In 3-D!
  18. cap it!
  19. some thoughts in exile
  20. haloscan fix it guide
  21. holy shit
  22. dust off that accordion
  23. what you live by
  24. it’s the reputation economy, stupid
  25. communication
  26. reminder: The WWdN Invitational!
  27. who are you? i really wanna know.
  28. i’ll be at ign live this sunday (sunday! sunday!)
  29. in which i admit to being a huge zombie geek
  30. Announcing the second WWdN poker tourney
  31. the myth
  32. some perspective
  33. The Rough Guide To Sci-Fi Movies
  34. read it for the articles
  35. Why I love Fark
  36. incentive to get WWdN back into shape
  37. problems with the iTunes Music Store?
  38. Announcing the first WWdN poker tourney
  39. open the box
  40. turn the page
  41. yet another insult from the governator
  42. WWdN is in C|Net’s Top 100
  43. i think i’ll be a tough guy and i think i’ll be a punk
  44. gems among the alibis
  45. there ain’t no whales, so we tell tall tales . . .
  46. a heckuva job
  47. like a dog without a bone . . .
  48. a vote for greg is a vote for freedom, kittens, unicorns, flowers, apple pie, and the american way of life
  49. little by little

September 2005

  1. laundrytown
  2. brilliant D&D advert
  3. the autumn moon lights my way
  4. the castle arrgh
  5. i have no mouth and i must scream
  6. 3.2 and a question
  7. sound salvation
  8. life is good
  9. radio, radio, radio. rodeo? radio!
  10. trampoline and the party
  11. a DYWKWT announcement (one in a series. collect them all!)
  12. Liberal Blogger Sues Comedian
  13. 51,581 and counting
  14. *twitch* *twitch*
  15. Do You Want Kids With That?
  16. the one time i was actually happy to see the ugly grey spacesuit
  17. the sun gets passed from tree to tree
  18. the things that matter
  19. four years after . . .
  20. HUGE Barry Greenstein News
  21. Talk
  22. make my wish come true
  23. live blogging the WCOOP, event number five
  24. flowers among the weeds
  25. only makes me laugh
  26. a little something for the RSS readers
  27. twenty-six minutes
  28. on the typewriter ribbon, the shadow grows
  29. You know what would be cool?
  30. Liveblogging the WCOOP — Event One
  31. deep in a dream
  32. spreading the word

August 2005

  1. two more charity tourneys added at pokerstars
  2. Saint Genevieve
  3. his black shirt cries while his shoes get cold
  4. MAKE cool stuff with MAKE
  5. the one that I couldn’t come up with a good title for (one in a series)
  6. the one from august about D&D
  7. katrina
  8. to raise, perchance to fold . . .
  9. there are two colo(u)rs in my head
  10. excuse me while i disappear
  11. not enough living on the outside
  12. blah blah blah . . . punch and pie
  13. scenes from a departure lounge
  14. do you think you can tell?
  15. fifty-one seconds in the kitchen
  16. untitled post number 47
  17. untitled post number 19

July 2005

  1. 0011001100110011
  2. "Captain, we are receiving no — shit!"
  3. sleep, sleep tonight and may your dreams be realized
  4. two men enter, one man leaves
  5. one to beam up . . .
  6. held to the past too aware of the pending
  7. five senses reeling
  8. i’m a man who loves his taffy
  9. play poker for a good cause this sunday
  10. karl vs. carl
  11. ping island lightning
  12. sun shine, sun shine on me
  13. that train keeps rollin’
  14. point me at the sky
  15. doubled up inside
  16. careful with that stack, eugene
  17. les amoureux
  18. it means nothing, it means everything
  19. the suicide king
  20. Just A Geek: Teh Audiobook: Teh Pre-Release Version is Teh Available!
  21. a few cool just a geek things . . .
  22. light fuse and get away

June 2005

  1. the seat with the clearest view
  2. screenwiter’s blues
  3. it’s the bond, the bond, the bond
  4. just a geek charity auction, ends july seventh
  5. pablo at the park
  6. event forty-two
  7. action dan
  8. shuffle up . . .
  9. pink champagne and swimming pools
  10. on the first day of summer, my true love called me . . .
  11. freakin’ sweet!
  12. Happy Father’s Day, Dad!
  13. do they wear plaid in china? or leather in bombay?
  14. i am not a number! i am, rather, a series of numbers, painted across my fingernails
  15. possum kingdom
  16. on green dolphin street
  17. on tenth floor
  18. ghosts appear and fade away
  19. sarge goes stable
  20. voices ring the halls
  21. driver 8
  22. fundraiser geek s now shipping
  23. sure . . . I’ll get right on that . . .
  24. 70% and rising

May 2005

  1. white and pink with blades of blue
  2. all apologies
  3. the trifecta
  4. a final thought before the weekend
  5. a random painted highway
  6. once more into the geek
  7. flickr and walter
  8. museum of idiots
  9. yes, virginia, geeks still rule the world
  10. the one where i post about E3
  11. spam egg spam spam bacon and spam
  12. pocket planet radio
  13. stranger things will come your way
  14. Apple customer care kicks ass
  15. the silver leaves of ailing trees
  16. give me a chance to catch my breath
  17. up, down, turn around
  18. the ashes of american flags
  19. breathe now, think sweet things
  20. mr. los angeles times: tear down this wall!
  21. it’s just a dream he keeps having . . .
  22. all the fallen leaves
  23. for my two favorite moms . . .
  24. typical situation
  25. time keeps on slippin slippin slippin
  26. WWdN: the fundraiser — results
  27. proudest monkey
  28. on a steady diet of . . .
  29. WWdN: the fundraiser
  30. it’s all happened here before
  31. the best life never leaves your lungs

April 2005

  1. the inside of outside
  2. the show must go on
  3. Numb
  4. your cowboys are no good here
  5. WPT Championship, Day Two
  6. look honest when you’re telling a lie
  7. casino queen
  8. set my soul on fire
  9. Reminder: ACME A Day In The Life opens tonight!
  10. one by one
  11. kid, you’ve paid your dues
  12. return of trackbacks
  13. i drink good coffee every morning
  14. it’s demanding to defeat those evil machines
  15. it’s a luscious mix of words and tricks
  16. in a bowl behind the bank
  17. it’s a lullaby from a giant golden radio
  18. lorem ipsum dolor sit amet . . .
  19. Dancing Barefoot — Live on stage!
  20. thirty dialogues bleed into one
  21. mail call!
  22. you gee ell why
  23. dash seven
  24. and those bright lights

March 2005

  1. let go
  2. breathe in the darkest country road
  3. arcane times
  4. the future has a valley and a shortcut
  5. pure bug beauty
  6. 53‡‡†305))
  7. dimeatap and spinal tap
  8. a-city maps and hand claps
  9. take a hike
  10. the sun caught fire
  11. the air-conditioned rooms at the top of the stairs
  12. you need your rest i can’t say what’s best
  13. red-eyed and blue on the dark side of the moon
  14. a quiet domino
  15. only three performances of Love Machine left
  16. tall buildings shake voices escape
  17. triangle man, triangle man
  18. hotel arizona
  19. google news gets cooler
  20. Calling “YHF” // 4560 kHz YL/EE – Msg Gr 55 = QHZIZ FGTSY JMAXS =
  21. check local listings
  22. this room is my castle
  23. double kick drum by the river in the summer
  24. vote early, vote often
  25. i’m not worthy!
  26. that transmission . . . it doesn’t look like an sos
  27. all the company calls
  28. up the junction
  29. a few site updates
  30. oz kar

February 2005

  1. My CSI airs on March 10th
  2. suddenly it’s tomorrow
  3. straight down the middle until next thursday
  4. me too
  5. spin the dial
  6. i am the ghost of troubled joe
  7. i feel so strange looking out the door
  8. i slow my steps and start to blur
  9. eating protein biscuits
  10. this electric stream.
  11. is there something to do? tell me. is there something to do?
  12. and now for something completely different
  13. on borderland we run . . .
  14. Sketch!
  15. running to stand still
  16. dreamed i saw a desert rose
  17. wandering star

January 2005

  1. please give sketch some mojo
  2. so i have this cool new writing gig . . .
  3. leave me just out of reach
  4. torture is not an american value
  5. ch-ch-ch-changes
  6. i have spoke with the tongue of angels
  7. ah, the joys of upgrading
  8. moods for moderns
  9. this goes on the wishlist
  10. spend the night, watch the earth come up
  11. Rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated.
  12. still building and burning
  13. jay ay gee on en pee arr
  14. Return of the Love Machine
  15. heaven can wait we’re only watching the skies
  16. Just A Geek signing in San Francisco
  17. this one goes to eleven
  18. feathers hit the ground before the weight can leave the air
  19. melt the statues in the park
  20. almost back from break

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