2011–2026
1,380 posts
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October 2026
- I wish I really were a Traveler of all of space and time.
- in which i am turned into a little plushie thing
- i had so much fun telling a story to a live audience, i think i’m going to do it again
- i’m … proud? … of me? okay, that’s new.
- it’s storytime live is almost sold out!
- mix tapes, live shows, and storytime.
September 2026
- New Storytime: Toothpaste Feelings by Sharang Biswas
- friend computer can bite my shiny metal ass
- just a couple of things
- his name is dinkums. he watches family feud.
- Being A Brief History of It’s Storytime With Wil Wheaton
August 2026
- sensual daydreams to treasure forever (can’t you just see it?)
- felicia day and i want to play more games together
- Spoiler: Wil Wheaton is a Wizard
July 2026
June 2026
May 2026
April 2026
March 2026
- so, i am having a little bit of a stand by me moment
- in which i take a deliberate moment to appreciate art
February 2026
January 2026
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December 2025
November 2025
- i’m sure i’m in here, somewhere
- the cosmic ballet goes on
- you walk outside, and everything just says “SOON”
- I’m a Lego! And a new It’s Storytime – The Odyssey Problem by Chris Willrich
October 2025
- It’s Storytime with Wil Wheaton – The Dark House
- It’s Storytime With Wil Wheaton Returns October 29
- please, practice kindness.
- ain’t it fun
- On October 23rd, you can come hear me speak about mental health care and trauma recovery
- no kings
September 2025
- in the mirror hypnotized I’m haunted
- perfectly salted soup
- “…we are all Angelenos who love our city of angels. Our Metro system is an expression of that love for our communities.”
August 2025
- that’s what i do; i blink and i type things
- a clever and interesting title that draws the reader in
- Want to watch Stand By Me with Corey, Jerry, and me?
- “The cool kids call it a blog.”
June 2025
- catching halos on the moon
- in the heat of the summer better call out a plumber
- lift every voice and sing
- it picks me up, puts me down
- behind his eyes he says ‘i still exist’
May 2025
- hey it’s me on the katee sackhoff podcast!
- it’s storytime with wil wheaton episode 7 – end of play by chelsea sutton
April 2025
- it’s storytime with wil wheaton episode 6 – if we make it through this alive by a.t. greenblatt
- good news, everyone!
- see into the trees
- It’s Storytime with Wil Wheaton episode 5 – can i offer you a nice egg in this trying time by iori kusano
- in which a memory is created with my son
- it’s the most wonderful time of the year
- The Art of Storytelling, the obligatory bird nerd nonsense, and a whole lot of Muppets. Odds-n-Ends for April 17.
- It’s Storytime with Wil Wheaton episode 4 – The Hidden Heart of Brass Attending by Christopher Scott
- blogging to an ocean, hear the comments roar
- It’s Storytime with Wil Wheaton Episode 3 – The God of Minor Troubles by Megan Chee
- on healing trauma by being the person i need in the world
- rock and or roll
- in which i realize i look like at least half of a vampire
- It’s Storytime with Wil Wheaton episode two – Proof by Induction, by José Pablo Iriarte
- Wesley Crusher and The Travelers
March 2025
- guess who likes you?
- It’s Storytime with Wil Wheaton episode one – Rock Paper Scissors Love Death by Caroline M Yoachim
- It’s Storytime with Wil Wheaton is almost … hear.
- I made a thing!
- eagles and books and odds and ends
- slava ukraini
February 2025
- i say ‘thing’ in this post a LOT.
- a year later, a photo and memory dump from star trek the cruise vii.
- W.O.R.K (N.O. Nah, No No My Daddy Don’t)
- a couple of og star trek kids, talking about what it is like to be the og star trek kids
- “that’s the picard maneuver. you can’t do that.”
January 2025
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December 2024
- The Ghosts of Christmas Past – 2024
- wow it’s really been 40 years
- Christmas with Grubbs – an animated holiday special I worked on that you and your kids will love.
- having exhausted my ability to solve a simple problem, i turn to the internet for assistance. help me, mysterious internet; you’re my only hope.
- it’s an older meme sir, but it checks out
November 2024
September 2024
August 2024
July 2024
- rest in peace, bob newhart
- look! an old man is talking again!
- Six unelected people forcing their unpopular christian nationalist agenda on a population of three hundred and forty million is not a Democracy. It is tyranny.
June 2024
- ProgCore is Coming
- Happy Friday from Marlowe and Her Dad
- Something you need to know about me is that I’ll do literally anything in the world before I will go to the doctor.
- a post about video games
- another one of my garden metaphors
- happy (on camera acting) retirement to me
May 2024
- A Blessed 34 Felony Convictions Day to all who celebrate.
- announcing the officially unofficial wesley crusher fan club
- Star Trek is bigger than any single one of us, and it has the power to change the world.
- may your garden always thrive
- This was the worst Kings season in years. It’s time to fire Rob Blake.
April 2024
March 2024
February 2024
January 2024
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November 2023
October 2023
September 2023
August 2023
July 2023
June 2023
May 2023
- Update on A Study of The Limits To The Acquisition of Polyhedral Gaming Dice By a Single Individual Over Time.
- there is no middle
April 2023
March 2023
February 2023
January 2023
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December 2022
September 2022
August 2022
- When you watch The Curse, you are watching two children who were abused and exploited daily during production. No adults protected us.
- I’m narrating Randall Monroe’s What If? 2, but you didn’t hear it from me.
July 2022
- This is 50
- Hey everyone! An old man is talking!
- I wrote fan fiction for my job and got paid for it and everything.
- Self Help: An Audible Original
June 2022
- 34 years ago today, 15 year-old me was at The Rose Bowl in Pasadena to see The Concert For The Masses.
- Recovering from trauma is hard work. You are worth it.
May 2022
- What’s the point of pouring endless money and weapons of war into civilian police forces if they consistently fail to protect the communities who are funding them? I think we all know the answer.
- yes, i was forced to be a child star. it was never my dream or my idea.
- On Wednesday, I’m having a conversation about mental health that’s free to everyone
- This is stochastic terrorism. It is deliberate. It is by design.
- The big roundup of Still Just A Geek press
- Welcome home, Wesley
April 2022
- a really nice article about me at trek movie dot com
- Mischief Managed (#throwbackthursday)
- I am a New York Times Bestselling Author
- from the vault: the autumn moon lights my way
- Star Trek: The Next Generation – The Animated Series
- Happy book birthday to me!
- Writing fan fiction is never not fun.
- in which i receive an unexpected gift
March 2022
- my poor friend me
- in which i discover analog horror
- Mediocre White Men are So. Fucking. Fragile.
- The Backrooms and Night Mind
- Today, I will finish the narration for Still Just A Geek.
February 2022
January 2022
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December 2021
- The Ghosts of Christmas Past
- Dehumanizing people in the service of “jokes” isn’t okay. It literally gets people killed.
- All I ever wanted was to be seen
- As an ensign on Discovery, Adira is everything I ever hoped Wesley Crusher could be.
November 2021
- I can almost imagine what it must be like to have a dad who loves you
- whenever possible, be the person you need(ed) in your life
October 2021
- the width of a circle
- still just a geek: an (annotated) memoir
- everything’s coming up wilhouse
- Ensign Wheaton, reporting for duty.
- sweet and tender hooligan
- growing up, most of the best acting of my life took place off the set
- Evangelical White Fragility in action
- two pictures in a scrapbook
September 2021
- This is what gaslighting sounds like.
- Acting Ensign Pride Pins
- Star Trek Day: 2021
- and a hearty fuck you to facebook, too.
August 2021
June 2021
May 2021
April 2021
- “I just want to be a kid. Please let me be a kid.”
- “You won’t remember me, but I will never forget you.”
- validation
- Announcing VICARIOUS
- Playing Cops for Real, Playing Cops for Pay
March 2021
January 2021
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December 2020
October 2020
September 2020
August 2020
- i’m writing a new book
- i am grateful
- Exciting and New
- “Host” is a fantastic horror movie.
- “Wil Wheaton is a very bad friend in trailer for horror-thriller Rent-A-Pal”
July 2020
June 2020
May 2020
- A typical day on the set at Tabletop
- Throwback Thursday
- drive the car around the world
- IFC Midnight Acquires Retro Thriller ‘Rent-A-Pal’
- Selfish, ignorant people are going to make this worse. Don’t be one of them.
- By request, an HP Lovecraft short story.
- Throwback Thursday
April 2020
- Radio Free Burrito Presents: A Modest Proposal by Jonathan Swift
- Radio Free Burrito Presents: Satellite of Fear by Fred A Kummer Jr.
- Radio Free Burrito Presents: The Tree of Life by CL Moore
- What a Tragedy.
- When public health becomes a casualty of the right-wing culture war, innocent people will die.
- New York Times Number One Best Selling Audiobook Narrator Releases Free Audiobooks During Stay At Home
- Gamers vs. COVID-19
- No relation that I’m aware of…
- Radio Free Burrito Presents: Return to Pleasure Island by Cory Doctorow
- Radio Free Burrito Presents: The Middle Toe of the Right Foot by Ambrose Bierce
- From the Vault: cant see useless
- Gratitude
- Radio Free Burrito Presents: Thoughts on the Worldstate by Henry Kuttner
- breathe, breathe in the air…
- Radio Free Burrito Presents: The Ghost of Harrowby Hall
March 2020
- Sunday afternoon with my family.
- Radio Free Burrito Presents: The Sun Goddess
- if you don’t read my facebook, here’s what you’ve missed recently
February 2020
January 2020
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December 2019
November 2019
- following the footsteps of a ragdoll dance
- caught in the crossfire of childhood and stardom
- The golden apples of the Hesperides
- The Purge.
October 2019
September 2019
August 2019
July 2019
- is it too much to ask for a little professional courtesy?
- for ten minutes today, i’m going to be an actor
- Here it is! The limited, collectible, hardback printing of Dead Trees Give No Shelter is now available.
- i exist
May 2019
- destroy all monsters
- “I’m full.”
- a terrifying tale, beautifully told
- and the sky was all violet
- See you on the Trek Side of the Moon
- that’s a wrap
April 2019
- coming soon: a limited edition hardcover novella
- horsin’ around
- A flock of Seagals
- doubled up inside
- Grouchy about Marx
- Snooch By Me
March 2019
- It’s Friday afternoon, so I narrated another pulp story.
- In which I narrate a story from 1930
- I will try not to sing out of key.
February 2019
- this and that and things and stuff
- it all started with a big bang
- Wheaton’s Angels
- Still workin’
- Workin’
January 2019
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December 2018
November 2018
- Owlbear Pin Winners!
- The Majestic Owlbear (briefly) Returns! And we made ENAMEL PINS!
- look for the helpers
- the only way out is through
- history has its eyes on you
October 2018
- i took a picture
- casual cruelty
- not in our stars, but in ourselves
- The WWdN store has some stuff in it again
September 2018
- this is how i know i’m a writer
- 2458 words cut (77348 remain) on the revisions of All We Ever Wanted Was Everything
- captured here in my quotation marks
August 2018
- The world is a terrible place right now, and that’s largely because it is what we make it.
- regarding the kindness of strangers.
- the summer of mild inconveniences
June 2018
- intrusion is my illusion
- regarding blocklists, trolls, twitter’s systemic inaction against abuse, and the responsibility of wielding great power
- this is brilliant
May 2018
- i got better
- panic attacks suck
- this is a post about sweaters (no, not those sweaters)
- an incomplete collection of #wordmetrics from my recent rewrites
- My name is Wil Wheaton. I live with chronic Depression, and I am not ashamed.
April 2018
March 2018
February 2018
January 2018
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December 2017
- because so many of you asked…
- “We are the spark, that will light the fire that will burn the First Order down.”
- thank you for your kindness
- this is stupid
November 2017
- What’s the best entry point for Dungeons and Dragons?
- Look what you made me do! Here’s my first impression of Taylor Swift’s Reputation.
- point of clarification
October 2017
September 2017
- eldritch horror part two
- the hilarious world of depression
- Eldritch Horror on Tabletop and some other things I want you to know.
- “He didn’t believe in the Force, but today, he would make an exception.”
August 2017
- Tabletop: CODENAMES!
- Five more things I want you to know
- Tabletop: Welcome to the Dungeon!
- four things i want you to know
- Tabletop: Flashpoint!
- The Emperor continues His eternal vigilance
July 2017
- i have an idea…
- Steal Like an Artist
- making space to be creative
- johnny sokko and his flying robot
- depression (still) lies
- take two minutes today to tell the FCC to protect network neutrality.
- 5 things I want you to know
- Some pictures from today’s big old walk at the beach
June 2017
- Steam Park on Tabletop, with Jonathan Coulton, and Paul and Storm!
- 10 things I want you to know
- seven days
- twenty-four hours
- eighteen hours
- thirty-six hours
- yes that’s real leather for some reason
May 2017
- in the not too distant future
- 13 things people don’t realize you do because of your anxiety.
- Event Zero | FATE | Tabletop
- kamaKiri
April 2017
- Tabletop Season 4: Star Realms
- TV Crimes 13: The Day My Kid Went Punk
- apparently, retrowave is a thing, and it’s pretty awesome
- dead trees give no shelter – audiobook
- and there’s a million things i haven’t done
- I wrote a supernatural horror story
March 2017
- You may ask yourself, how did I get here?
- Tabletop S04E07: Harbour
- a stranger’s hand, reaching out through time, to touch yours
- that time i met nerf herder
- dead trees give no shelter
- The Collapsing Empire
- and now, the weather.
- Fury of Dracula!
- TV Crimes 12: Remington Steele
February 2017
- Tabletop S04E04: Tiny Epic Galaxies
- stuff and things and another thing
- The library for Storytime With Wil just got a little deeper…
- “Stay on target…”
- You maniacs!
- Tabletop Season Four: Monarch
- …pation
January 2017
- This is a fixed point in time. Choose wisely.
- looking back at the daily december
- black friday
- not all heroes wear capes
- the glint of light on broken glass
- I think it’s time for a reboot check-in
- We have come so far, America, yet we have so far to go
- The Tale of the Wicked
- The 2017 College League Blades of Steel Tournament – Round Two
- The 2017 College League Blades of Steel Tournament – Round One
- signal0090
- Because it’s a FAQ: 2-Player Tabletop Games
- Moments of Wonder
- all we have to do is keep talking
- i am disrespectful to dirt
- this soylent green is not people
- nebulat ergo cogito
- Three books that helped make me a better writer
- A Recipe for Reasonably Good Beef Stew
- So this funny thing happened last night
- it’s a secret to everybody
- I watched, and I remembered
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December 2016
- At long last this fucking year is over.
- “In time, a new hope will emerge.”
- Last night, KCAL credulously repeated Trump’s lies about Sprint.
- Daily December 28
- Daily December 27
- I need help formatting a micro sd card
- Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.
- only i didn’t say fudge
- Daily December 23 – Ziggy’s Gift
- the spice must flow
- Daily December 22
- rediscovering the joy of general purpose computing
- drilling with the laws of robotics
- Daily December 19
- Daily December 18
- ICYMI: a tiny bit of trolling
- The Guardians of the Galaxy 2 Trailer is Fantastic
- Indivisible Against Trump: A practical guide to fighting back.
- Daily December 14
- Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope.
- Recipe for Chocolate Chip Cookies with Coconut Oil and Cacao Nibs
- The last time I loved a Star Wars movie as much as I loved Rogue One, it was 1977.
- Daily December #10
- anne made a thing!
- five cool raspberry pi projects that make: sent me
- these violent delights have violent ends
- raspberry pi plus arduino equals something something
- Information Doesn’t Want to Be Free
- the cookie told me so
- you just start and you keep going until you’re finished
- if coffee then coffee do coffee more coffee else coffee
- a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam
- “Haunted Bunk Bed Terrifies Family”
November 2016
- all the world’s indeed a stage
- America the plum blossoms are falling
- Welp
- pages upon pages
- Tabletop Season 4: LANTERNS
- Tabletop News: season four starts on November second
October 2016
- busy busy busy
- in a pub, in portree
- We have returned to Castle Wheaton. Here’s a story about a different castle.
- Hello from Birmingham
- Hello from Scotland
September 2016
- One year ago, I rebooted my life. Has it worked?
- only sometimes I question everything
- “a full day of hollywood, from the other side of the camera”
- do something kind for future you
- Recipe: Vegan Applesauce Bran Muffins with Blueberries
- slips into the sea, eventually
- The August Reboot Check-In
August 2016
- i’m having trouble breathing in
- Because you asked: some thoughts on Star Trek Beyond
- we shone like the sun
- a little boat looking for a harbor
- the pretentious bullshit collection (selections)
- cough sneeze cough cough cough itch
- Happy Friday. Here’s a Meerkat!
- in which i am, again, easily amused.
- Trump’s reckless “second amendment” comment isn’t just a threat to Secretary Clinton
- soothes the soul and calms the pain
- here I dreamt I was an architect
July 2016
- It’s my 44th Birthday. Time for a check-in.
- a truck paper rhino
- Some thoughts on the election
- broadcasting on the deep space network
- My Keynote Address to the 2016 Mensa Annual Gathering
- I’ve been busy. Here’s Marlowe.
June 2016
- Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
- The Magician’s Path
- A ghost in daylight on a crowded street.
- you run and you run to catch up with the sun
- Anything to take my mind away from where it’s supposed to be.
May 2016
- I’m the boss of me. (Or, how’s that reboot working out for ya?)
- forward, he cried
- oh, woe is we, the irony!
- (spirit desire) face me (spirit desire)
- I slept for 11 hours last night
- Wrapping up Tabletop Season 4
- Tabletop Season 4 Day 11: Lanterns
- Tabletop Season 4 Days 8-10
- Fuck you, world. I’m beautiful.
- Tabletop Season 4 Day 7: Misspent Youth
- Tabletop Season 4 Day 6: Flashpoint Fire Rescue
- Tabletop Season 4 Day 5: Star Realms and Five-Year Mission
April 2016
- The April Reboot Check-In That Happened In April
- Tabletop Season 4 Day 4: Dragon Farkle
- Tabletop Season 4 Day 3: Codenames
- Tabletop Season 4 Day 2: Mysterium
- Tabletop Season Four Day One: Fury of Dracula
- Here’s The Game Lineup for Tabletop Season Four
- Video of my speech to the 2016 USA SEF
- My speech to the 2016 USA Science and Engineering Festival
- orbital operations
- The March Reboot Check-In That Happened In April
- Flash Friday
- Life is too short to be Voldemort
- I’m not terrified to speak to a bunch of college students. You’re terrified to speak to a bunch of college students.
- Remake Culture is the Worst (except when it isn’t)
March 2016
- fun with writing prompts
- I do not have time to be sick, so of course I am.
- demons worry when the wizard is near
- so distorted and thin
- Fuck Daylight Saving Time
- Did you know I have a podcast?
- worth one thousand words
- The February Reboot Check-in That Happened in March
- Launch A Thousand Ships
- reach the beach
- i knew i recognized that expression from somewhere
- the machine can dream
February 2016
- I am no longer on a boat (despite what my inner ear thinks).
- An Episode Guide for TIME LORD, Season 1, Starring Wil Wheaton
- 5 Absolutely True Facts About Wil Wheaton…
- Emotional Downsizing
- Step Away
- I Like Bacon
- Finding The Bear That Helps You Make Things
- Jenn & Trin Do Friendship at the Problems
- I put the (ADD WORD LATER) in Procrastination!
- American Graffiti (2016)
- Geek Metaphor
- Good Enough
- I’m On A Continent (2016 Version)
- I’m on a boat (2016 version)
- You’re not broken, and you’re not weak. Depression lies because Depression is a dick.
- The audio version of my Criminal Minds Production Diary is back.
- my good idea was so good someone already did it!
- the first mile
- i’m not that good at drawing…
- portraits hung in empty halls
January 2016
- I’m feeling the Bern, in part because I just don’t believe Secretary Clinton.
- there’s an opera out on the Turnpike
- January reboot check-in
- What’s this guy’s story?
- I guess this is sort of a partial FAQ
- the width of a circle
- From the (Ficlets) Vault: A Godawful Small Affair
- From the Vault: the seat with the clearest view
- this isn’t possible
- the rest of the world was black and white
- winter wonderland
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December 2015
- Tabletop Season 4: Status Update
- running with the devil
- treasure type n
- That time I realized it felt good to feel sad.
November 2015
- regarding coffee shops, fonts, and hipster wives
- Life Reboot: Status Report
- Dogshaming Seamus and some other things
- I got brains but they ain’t doing me no good
- Wil Can’t Draw – Teachable Moment
- that time i hosted blizzcon
- if the zombies were real, they would have gotten me today.
October 2015
- I’m joining the cast of Powers
- you can’t pay your rent with “the unique platform and reach our site provides”
- ephemeral nightmare (proof of concept video)
- Seven Things I Did To Reboot My Life
- thanksgiving vs. christmas
- Halloweeney Tabletoppey Gamey Stuffey
- I 3D Printed A Kitten
- I’m doing actual writing today, so here’s a picture of Marlowe.
- that kinda lux just ain’t for us
- stay awhile and listen
September 2015
- Hello, world.
- got a photograph, picture of
- a family photo, of sorts
- This is why I support a SAG-AFTRA strike authorization for video games — and it isn’t about money.
- it pays my way and it corrodes my soul
- A Guide To Being A Dog, by Seamus Wheaton, is now an actual book that you can own.
- ctrl + ] send brk
- stuff i like that you may like
August 2015
- tears in rain
- a little more deep dreaming
- Another August 23rd
- Tabletop Submission Criteria
- Tiki Tilt
- this is not how this week was supposed to go down
- summer colds are the worst
- you must remember this
- this needs a title but i can’t think of a title so it’s just an aside without a title
- Titansgrave Chapter 9: Nightmares
- We are home from GenCon
July 2015
- The Titansgrave book goes on sale this Thursday. If you’re watching the show and plan to get the book, please read this first.
- the night is dark and full of terrors
- wake me up i’m deep dreaming
- This is an incredible honor.
- nothing up my sleeve
- there were errors
- I made this from a picture I took while we were on vacation in 2008.
- begin transmission:
- the unbearable lightness of sleeping
- Today’s Conversations with Creators is Dedicated to Satoru Iwata
- Take Care of Yourself
- in my head
June 2015
- please stand by
- HopCon is coming!
- Five gold and a party!
- chewin’ gum for something to do
- The joy of reading RPG books
- Fore
- critical failure
- Titansgrave: Chapter Two
- Tabletop, Kingdom Builder, and Screwing Up the Rules
- Games (still) Matter
- TITANSGRAVE: The Old Chaotic Neutral
- Yes, we were on opposite ends of the house.
- Titansgrave is now on YouTube
- #SaveTheBeer!
- Titansgrave: The Ashes of Valkana is here
- i’d love to change the world but i don’t know what to do
- A friendly reminder from Non-Judgmental Ninja
- How I deal with anxiety
- with apologies and thanks to the oatmeal
- in which i am terribly sick for the first time in years
- …. and by June 2, I mean June 9.
May 2015
- i’m thinking about writing a book about playing rpgs
- I want to write a thing
- far away from my wasteland
- silently and back to me
- A bunch of stuff about Dread, Titansgrave, Armada, Brewing TV, and TNG
- Titansgrave: complete concept art image
- The conclusion of DREAD
- Titansgrave: Unpacking some of the technology.
- Some more Titansgrave art is revealed…
- That time I met Billie Piper
- My son and I take KITT for a spin
- Titansgrave: The Saurian Empire
- Valkana is a broken and wounded world (or: the first Titansgrave FAQ)
- This week’s Tabletop is DREADfully good.
- Dark Matter
- at home, thousands of miles away from home
- Happy Star Wars Day
- In which a scene from a movie is recreated (or: further confirmation of the benefits of being easily amused.)
- Happy Spring…
April 2015
- Hey look I’m unboxing a box that I curated for Quarterly!
- Let’s talk about being an actor.
- I’m going to be a dad for a second
- a case of the mondays
- Let’s talk about Titansgrave for a moment.
- fitter, happier
- as the tear drops rise to meet the comfort of the band
- memories come rushing up to meet me now
- I can barely define the shape of this moment in time
- peer into our world…
March 2015
- meet the players who will be rolling initiative in our tabletop rpg show
- Wesley, I’m proud of you.
- pages upon pages
- so i throw the windows wide
- we have fun
- It turns out that there’s a lot happening today.
- It turns out the Village People recorded a punk song in 1981
- on technology and nephews…
February 2015
- Remembering Leonard Nimoy
- please prepare the cabin for arrival
- I’ve found Serenity, and you can’t take the sky from me
- the point of view that creates the world
- that time I got to see the Arecibo telescope
- How not to solicit business in 2015 or ever
- Guest Post by Will Hindmarch: Here’s to Wil Wheaton
- Guest Post by Will Hindmarch: Inspiration
- Guest Post by Ryan Wheaton: Dear Samantha
- Guest Post by Stephen Toulouse: Sometimes the Words Hide
- Guest Post by Will Hindmarch: Written Word, Spoken Word
- Guest Post by Will Hindmarch: Guess the Guest Posters Who Guest-Post by Being Guests and Posting
January 2015
- I’m on a boat!
- I … seeeeeeee … yyyoooooouuuuuuu ….
- Geek out with me and Anne on Tabletop
- the writer’s dilemma
- The War of the Worlds Rehearsal
- Tabletop Gag Reel: Stone Age
- it’s the year of the beard!
- That Time The Stupidsphere Showed Up
- this one is for non-judgmental ninja
- In Which I Interview Patton Oswalt for Playboy
- Secret Vacation 2015
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December 2014
- a brief history of Radio Free Burrito
- Radio Free Burrito’s Experimental Episode
- as you were, as you want me to be
- Happy Christmas from Noel, The Christmas Walrus
- experiencing the social part of social media
- unblock the block
- No longer the worst theme ever
- worst. theme. ever.
- from w00tstock 1.0
- there were loose threads…
- That Time in 1990 When I Was in Nintendo Power Magazine
- some random bullshit
- Information Doesn’t Want To Be Free: The Audiobook
- I could call out when the going gets tough
- the continuing adventures of non-judgmental ninja
- ceci n’est pas une blog
- the adventures of non-judgmental ninja
- it’s little me, in a pair of commercials from the 80s!
- upon us all, a little rain must fall
- world of wootcrap and a new shirt.woot
November 2014
- Forbidden Desert, on Tabletop
- this post has no title
- Tabletop’s RPG Show
- for my fellow pibble owners…
- Tokaido Gag Reel and Nerdist News
- Be careful — I almost got fooled by malware
- Sticky post: Quarterly
- I know that I can be broken.
- it’s good to be busy
- so far away from my wasteland
- Tabletop Season Three Premieres with Tokaido!
- I feel strange, but also good!
- I helped make a thing that’s funny
- Regarding Anonymous Gaming Trolls, Tabletop, and More
- welcome to my life, tattoo
- Skeletor’s best insults
- do you game more in person, or online?
- panorama ephemera mashupa
October 2014
- Halloween stuff and Tabletop stuff
- the audacity of derivative works
- Tabletop season 3 – the complete list of games and players
- One of the funniest TNG recuts I’ve ever seen
- Peak Zombie
- that time seth green, clare grant and karen gillan played a game with me on tabletop
- it’s the eighth day of production
- the game, as they say, was the thing
- Tabletop: games and guests
- Tabletop Season Three: Days Zero Through Two
- Voice Actors! SAG’s national board needs to hear from us. This proposed contract is a disaster for us.
- Big Shot Rob
- Tabletop Season Three: Shall We Play A Few Games?
- There Came An Echo
September 2014
- Bittorrent Bundles are awesome.
- Rose City Comicon and Portland
- From the Vault: In Which I Fail A Vital Saving Throw
- tidepools
- Star Trek is 48 years old this week.
- starry starry night
- Seamus and Marlowe Wheaton Give You A Tour of Pasadena Humane Society
- At long last, you can homebrew w00tstout — officially!
- Anne’s 2015 celebrity pet adoption calendar is available!
- Indie RPGs for Tabletop Season Three
August 2014
- if you enjoy sitting on counters…
- I fixed that Star Trek reunion selfie
- Thank you for all your game suggestions
- What would you like to see us play on Tabletop Season Three?
- home again
- Akira and me
- True Facts About the Octopus
- The Real Batman v Superman
- How I spent my birthday
July 2014
- How I spent my Comicon
- this is why i’m weird about comic-con
- Episode Seven Jitters
- this is how we do it
- there are four things
- No, that’s not me on Instagram
- Schrödinger’s Nielsen Box
- The Beerth of July – A Comic Dare by Joel Watson
- epic level homebrewing
- Memo to Hearthstone Tournament Organizers…
June 2014
- rhyme time
- Oh, hi, I’m still twelve years old.
- the highest of fives
- #Hodorshop Honorable Mentions
- i can’t draw
- I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine.
- behind the scenes at the wil wheaton project
- How Will They Bite It, plus some thoughts on ratings and cord cutters
- the day after part two, electric boogaloo
- at the break of day
- being a grown-up
May 2014
- the day after
- Outtakes of me and Chris Hardwick
- Today, we shoot our first episode of The Wil Wheaton Project
- You stand at the edge while people run you through
- Is there anybody out there?
- waking up on the 40th floor
- i feel really weird right now
- wil wheaton project tickets, music, tabletop, rampart
- that time I met Albert Einstein
- KOOOOPPPPPIIIITTTTTAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!
- A Live Preview of the Wil Wheaton Project, in Hollywood this Sunday
April 2014
- Guest Post by Will Hindmarch: Learning to Write
- First Contact and The Wil Wheaton Project
- Tabletop Season Three Will Be A Full 20 Episodes!!
- sleepy jack the fire drill
- Please, please, please don’t drive while intoxicated.
- Wit beyond measure is man’s greatest treasure.
- tabletop season three
- two pictures from portland
- tuesday morning
- GABBO — i mean tabletopday — IS COMING!
- the cloneversation
- Announcing The Wil Wheaton Project
March 2014
- I just love this picture of Seamus
- regarding confidence, compassion, and bullies
- I’m coming soon to a TV near you
- the return of the infamous clown sweater
- Status
- this is my script. there are many like it, but this one is mine
- a few memorable moments on the set at big bang theory
- midnight highway
- Molly Lewis: The Year of the Beard
- Guest Post by Will Hindmarch: The Record
- Guest Post by Ryan Wheaton: Lawst Balloon, Part Two
February 2014
- Guest Post by Shane Nickerson: Old and Stinky
- A guest post from Brad Willis: A field full of lightning
- Guest Post by Stepto: I’m tryin’ to get down, to the heart of the matter.
- Guest Post by Ryan Wheaton: Lawst Balloon
- Guest Post From Shane Nickerson: Routine
- A guest post from Brad Willis: Wheaton’s Law Revisited
- Guest Post by Stepto: The View from the Back of the Ambulance
- Guest Post by Will Hindmarch: Funny Vs. Happy
- I’m on a boat, so I invited some guest bloggers to entertain you until I get back.
- New Tabletop! LORDS OF VEGAS!
- interlude: from a family dinner
- If you wanted to get your hands on some of my #homebrew, well, now you can.
- even more fun with 3D printing
- Valentine’s Day, 1980. An Elementary School Memory.
- With diet and exercise, and a little help from my friends
- Today, we fight back against mass surveillance
- on the continuing benefit of being easily amused
- i forget the secret knock
- Ten great Tabletop games you can use to introduce your friends to gaming
- Now I have something where I didn’t have something before.
January 2014
- everyone needs more marlowe wheaton
- Dark Days, Bright Days
- This is a story about dogs being cute. It does not involve them shitting.
- This is all about dogs taking shits. If that sort of thing grosses you out, don’t read it.
- Ticket to Ride: Europe is on today’s Tabletop
- It isn’t type casting. It’s smart casting.
- on a long run, on a long run
- here i dreamt
- and i am nothing of a builder
- ADHD, Anxiety, Depression, and Conventions
- From the Vault: respect yourself
- I Made A Sparkly Gargoyle
- I am *so* easily amused.
- I’m ready for dream time, Mister Bubbles
- There’s a harbor lost within the reeds.
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December 2013
- the stuff dreams are made of
- Goddammit, Popular Science. You had one job.
- Happy Christmas, From Team Wheaton
- it’s a christmas miracle.
- the friendship web
- one of the simple joys in life
- Save the wave from The Reckoning!
- Escape From Waterdeep
- I Will NOT Apologize for Making Another Stupid Rick Grimes Dad Joke Meme.
- and now, a public service announcement regarding passwords
- I spent way too much time on this.
- one small part of a pretty great life
- New Tabletop: Qwirkle and 12 Days
- RPGs to play with your kids
- The Happiest Days of Our Lives: Deluxe Audio Edition
- mona lisas and mad hatters
- Ten Years After I Published The Book, Dancing Barefoot Gets an Audio Version
- Not everyone is going to like the thing you made, and that’s okay
- I’m on The Big Bang Theory tonight
- Marian Call’s new album is out!
November 2013
- a new shirt.woot shirt: the great game
- transcribed: why it’s awesome to be a nerd
- a little bit about games, and choosing a tabletop game you’ll enjoy
- Better to be out in front of the revolution than scrambling to keep up.
- the return of Just A Geek: Teh Audio Book
- electric youth
- on the benefits of being easily amused
- WIL WHEATON dot NET
- in which i remember to keep it simple
- texts from wife
- fourteen years ago today…
- this is how I’m spending the next week
- Suck it, Haters.
- Another relic from Wilhouse 13
October 2013
- Happy Halloween, everybody!
- has anyone else had this uncomfortable experience with an Uber driver recently?
- a million seconds of perspective
- I will pour you w00tstout tonight in Pasadena
- some kind of verb, some kind of moving thing
- I will rejoice as the madness consumes him.
- remembering lou reed and marcia wallace
- I got better
- MMMMMARRAAAHHH
- What’s your favorite Halloween or Horror Tabletop Game?
- I haven’t thought about the kid who bullied me in over twenty years.
- New Tabletop: Betrayal at House on the Hill
- TEXAS HERE WE COME
- Gallery: Marlowe plays with the rope
- The Stairwell
- … and I’m talkin’ about the road
- WIL WHEATON VS. PAUL AND STORM SUPER MEGA TOUR 2013: Day One.
- William Penn’s Wiener (or: Hello. I am 12 years-old. Again.)
- Marlowe and Riley say OH HAI GUIZE
September 2013
- our wiggle waggle walk
- Wil Wheaton vs. Paul and Storm 2013 Tour Funtimes
- throwback thursday
- the _PYRAMID_ made me do this
- Wesley’s Sweater: Then and Now
- Join Team Wheaton!
- majQa’!
- with an aching in my heart
- 2013 Wheaton Wiggle Waggle for the Pasadena Humane Society
- Comment sign-in update
August 2013
- Voices escape singing sad sad songs
- Wesley Crusher’s Sweater Closet
- saxophones started blowing me down
- this is a post-season 2 Breaking Bad spoiler.
- save vs. con crud
- “be honest, be kind, be honorable, work hard, and always be awesome”
- Coup: An amazing bluffing game from Indie Boards And Cards
- Congratulations to Tabletop!
- woob – repurpose (plus a guide to ambient)
- Login issues: resolved
- Chicago comicon wrap-up
- commenting sign-in trouble
- return of the hoverhand
- Chicago comicon day one
- dear people who stake out airports and other places
- if you like Joe Hill, Richard Kadrey, or Charlie Huston, you’ll LOVE dead pig collector
- dftba records and me
- When someone says they love a thing that you love, don’t challenge them; embrace them, and love that thing together.
- Fraction’s doing an AMA
- WIL WHEATON dot NET
- Discovery Channel Owes Its Viewers An Apology
- how I made tonight’s barbecued summer squash
- yeahYUH!
- a recording of my set from w00tstock 5.0
- because it’s the recliner my nephew deserves right now
- next time on tabletop: star wars x-wing
- Not the Flog 3
July 2013
- we are all of us in the gutter … some of us are looking at the stars
- marlowe is happy that we’re home
- a crazy idea
- it all started with a burrito
- nothing to prove
- various things including beer, w00tstock, comicon, and the humble bundle
- Endsville Eddie
- Sparks McGee: Into Darkness
- I’m in the new Humble eBook Bundle!
- you are not alone in this fight
June 2013
- we’ve got five years, that’s all we’ve got
- going behind the scenes at tabletop, and embracing your inner nerd
- just another day
- My review of Star Trek Into Darkness
- Thank you, Cory Doctorow.
- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOWIL
- The new Tabletop is a real Smash Up.
- regarding software license fees and development
- Beginning production on Tabletop Season 2.5
May 2013
- in which i play games for my job, and i am grateful
- Phoenix Comic Con 2013
- My Fast and Furious Fan Fiction
- in which John Barrowman sweeps Wil Wheaton off his feet
- Station Ident – Wil Wheaton dot Net
- because of reasons
- How does it feel?
- in which nathan fillion sweeps anne wheaton off her feet
- the sky above the port
- they make comments
April 2013
- being a nerd is not about what you love; it’s about how you love it.
- So this one time, at Calgary Expo…
- wandering the deadlands
- Found on the Elevator (side one)
- first impressions from savage worlds
- you are hearing me talk
- Forever All The Time Always
- He found what was to his surprise a golden morsel
- Another Tabletop Day success
March 2013
- Tabletop Day Success: “I just spent 9 hours with complete strangers playing games I have never seen before, and not once did I feel uncomfortable.”
- A little Felicia Day for your Tabletop Day
- More #TabletopDay awesomeness
- How about a couple of cutouts for your Tabletop Day event?
- Announcing Tabletop Season Two!
- another batch of pictures from disney world
- in which 16 year-old me plays Teen Win Lose Or Draw
- Photos from MegaCon, Day Three … and some memories from the weekend.
- One Million Views!!
- Photos from MegaCon, Day Two
- Photos from MegaCon, Day One
- Animal Kingdom, EPCOT, and Imagination
- EPCOT is my favorite
- happy husband is happy
- taking a ride on spaceship earth
- your argument is invalid
- A whole bunch of pictures from Emerald City Comicon 2013
February 2013
- Bye bye, Portland. Get ready, Seattle.
- March 30 is International Tabletop Day
- Portland and Seattle, I am about to be in you.
- We have a major Tabletop announcement tomorrow
- Try now to take the next step
- living in a hallway that keeps growing
- exploration b
- How I learned to stop worrying, and love failure
- PORTLAND: Wil Wheaton vs. Paul and Storm is coming!
- Thank you, guest bloggers!
- Will Hindmarch and Stepto and Shane Nickerson Are The Best Ever: A Post by the Real Wil Wheaton
- Guest Blog by Will Hindmarch: We, Geeks
- Guest Post by Stephen Toulouse: Goodbye, Farewell, and Thank You for Your Attention
- Guest post by Stephen Toulouse: Life is a Series of Dogs
- Guest Blog by Shane Nickerson: Endgame
- Guest Blog by Will Hindmarch: Flow
- Guest Post by Stephen Toulouse: A Mythending Adventure Ends in Fiasco for Munchausen
- Guest Blog by Will Hindmarch: Tabletop’s Dragon Age, Part Two!
- Guest Blog by Shane Nickerson: bombed
- Guest Post by Will Hindmarch: Fireworks Outside
- Guest Blog by Shane Nickerson: Start
- Guest Blog by Stephen Toulouse: Starting a Conversation, Video Games and Violence
- Guest Blog by Shane Nickerson: Your Turn
- Guest Blog by Will Hindmarch: The First RPG
- Guest Blog by Will Hindmarch: Some of My Favorite Wi(l)ls
- Guest Blog by Shane Nickerson: Backstory
- Guest Blog by Stephen Toulouse: In the style of Wil.
- I’m on a boat: Welcome your guest bloggers!
- Tabletop’s Dragon Age RPG Outtakes (Part One)
- wheatonbot needs moar coffee
- Can’t wait for Thursday
January 2013
- Today: New Tabletop! Tomorrow: W00tstock Founder’s Night at SF Sketchfest!
- a matter of perspective
- “You see an iron door at the end of the corridor. The door has three lightning bolts engraved on it.”
- I’m thinking about Tabletop
- raising my nephew right
- in which I get to help steer the script
- #Tabletop Thoughts: Forbidden Island
- Snowfall in Ahwahnee Meadow
- #Tabletop is back! It’s Alhambra!
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December 2012
- in which i am the luckiest man in the ‘verse
- Congratulations, #Tabletop!
- the quietest and most constant of friends
- Christmas time is here…
- “From Aunt Clara”
- The Wheatons Have The Phone Box
- Dogshaming Seamus
- regarding instagram’s new TOS
- The Nightmare Before Doctor Who Christmas Special
- Today’s #Tabletop Hangout
- respect yourself
- I’m Doing A Live #Tabletop Q&A Google Hangout with Geek and Sundry this Sunday at 6pm Pacific
- From the Vault: things every person should have
- A map of a dungeon that never was, but may someday be…
- notes on the back page of a script
- Dogshaming Marlowe. Again.
- Keep Calm, and Don’t Be A Dick
November 2012
- “in defence of nerds”
- UPDATED: If you were worried about the safety of that soon-to-be-priceless trading card
- In which a trading card is autographed, ruined, saved, and charity auction’d
- watched over by top men. Top. Men.
- Fun With Flu Maps
- my son is pretty funny
- From the Vault: Matt LeBlanc, Vampires, and Me
- in which a rage comic is created
- Dogshaming Marlowe
- in which tropical drinks are ordered
- About that Star Trek Proposal Picture…
- From The Vault: the nights are darker and longer than they were a week ago
- Holy Shit The Walking Dead
- it’s about looking back at those adventures, and remembering the people who had them with you
October 2012
- Three fantastic Halloween music compilations you really want to download
- Reposted for Halloween: The Monster In My Closet
- in which the lamest excuse in the history of lame excuses is made
- so this will NOT turn into Dixietrek ’95
- hopefully, this doesn’t turn into dixie trek 95
- in which I get #VandalEyes’d
- I’ll be having Fun With Flags on November 8th
- shirt dot woot is #Tabletop-tastic
- in which the audience cheers
- Green is the cat’s eye that glows in this temple
- I am easily amused
- my land of make believe
- You can tell that this is Wil Wheaton Prime and not Evil Wil Wheaton, because I’m not trying to sit in his spot.
- I love being on set at Big Bang Theory…
- The 2012 Wiggle Waggle Walk
September 2012
- Twenty-Five Years Ago Today, A New Crew Went Boldly, Where No One Had Gone Before.
- Here’s my flabby, forty year-old, nerdy self, on the beach in Hawaii.
- in which a crappy dented ping pong ball finds a new home and a DVD auction is relisted for charity
- Aloha
- BREAKING: JOHN SCALZI EMBROILED IN SCANDAL!
- I am on vacation
- I am sitting in a chair in the sky going 522 miles per hour at 39000 feet
- in which I do not attempt to speak French
- In which Rock Paper Scissors is played at the Montreal Comicon
- 2012 Montreal Comicon – Day Two
- 2012 Montreal Comicon – Day One
- pushed up above the leaves
- Montreal! I am about to be in you!
- A Moment With Wil – Episode 17
- depression lies
- WIL WHEATON dot NET is open for business
- Two Charity Auctions to Benefit the Pasadena Humane Society
- the last eleven years, summed up by one .gif
- Welcome back to WIL WHEATON dot NET
- mv /mnt/exile/wil /home/
- Treat her like a lady, and she’ll always bring you home.
- Treat her like a lady, and she’ll always bring you home.
- Further adventures in Homebrewing: This is the recipe I designed for Bronze Dragon Brown Ale.
August 2012
- Here are my plans for PAX
- on a long run, on a long run
- New #Tabletop: Elder Sign (or, in which I have a tentacle party with Felicia Day)
- Rest in peace, Neil Armstrong.
- Answering a FAQ: “Why do you play so many evil characters lately?”
- A few pictures from GenCon
- Please meet the newest member of Team Wheaton
- In which my wife is entertained by our pets, and I am amused.
- Is it really only 2 days until GenCon? Yes. Yes it is.
- Summer memories never fade away
- New Tabletop! Say Anything with Matt Mira, Jonah Ray, and Josh Cagan!
- I couldn’t believe it, myself, but this is a real picture.
- Setting aside anger for something that I hope is a little more kind. (Or: when I break my own law)
July 2012
- This is a real thing that happened.
- Happy Don’t Be A Dick Day!
- The conclusion of Tabletop’s Fiasco
- Even more adventures in Homebrewing
- Introducing As Seen on Tabletop.
- The newest #Tabletop is a real #Fiasco!
- in which I am an indirect contributor to Highlights for Children
- Make your own Zombie Dice Brain Counters
- Hotter than July
- A troubling realization
- …across the gulf of space…
- Where’s Carl?
- When am I?
- In which Anne and I make beer
June 2012
- Amber Benson, Meghan Camarena, and Michelle Boyd join me for GLOOM on #Tabletop
- Google is doing it wrong. Again.
- I’m proud to be $100 of $211,000, and Charles Carreon can go fuck himself sideways.
- There’s a new episode of Radio Free Burrito
- Seems legit…
- Live action Interactive Fiction games
- George R. R. Martin please write like the Wind!
- Tabletop’s Castle Panic Gag Reel
- The Eternal Struggle
- Video Q&A Post for Denver Comicon
- Famous Novelists on Symbolism in Their Work and Whether It Was Intentional
- It’s a new Tabletop! Castle Panic! Yaaay!
- Wil’s Yummy Asparagus
- Mental Floss really likes Tabletop, and I talk to Nerdist about Second Watch
- This is a real thing that you can own
- Kings win the Stanley. Freaking. Cup.
- on the bottling of my Hefewheaton
- Homebrewzinga!
- The American People Have Spoken
- I’m hosting Falling Skies: Second Watch
- GO KINGS GO!!
- This is really obnoxious, TypePad
- In which we play Munchkin on Tabletop with Steve Jackson
May 2012
- Good News, Bad News
- Memories of the Phoenix Comicon 2012
- in which i have a realization, and i am grateful
- something stirs and something tries and starts to climb toward the light
- This is how I know #Tabletop has arrived.
- in which diablo 3 is played with my son
- New Tabletop! Ticket to Ride with Colin Ferguson, my wife Anne, and our friend Amy!
- I really miss this place
- an example of the usefulness of bittorrent for entirely legal purposes
- Some #Tabletop outtakes from our last episode… and Cthulhu
- “you are hearing me talk”
- this is bullshit
- More from behind the scenes at Tabletop
- Dream casts a human shadow, when it occurs to him to do so.
- New Tabletop! Get Bit, Tsuro, and Zombie Dice! Ryan Higa! Rod Roddenberry! Freddie Wong!
- A picture from Tabletop
- Google is making a huge and annoying mistake.
- After twenty years, I finally got to say this.
April 2012
- Why are you saying it that way?
- My trip to Australia was amazeballs
- Greetings from Australia!
- Test Pattern
- When I get stuck in Draw Something…
- go on… scan it…
- I forgot to mention that I’m coming to Australia
- Someone found my Kindle on the airplane this weekend. I’d really like it back.
- A few pictures from Emerald City Comicon.
March 2012
- ECCC Programming Question: What do you want to hear at the Awesome Hour?
- On the set of Stand By Me
- The Force Will Be With Him…
- This is my new show, Tabletop
- In which my wife is a super villain
- If Robocop was a bad 80s sit-com
- Insomniac Theater: The Rock-afire Explosion
- The Tournament of Books: State of Wonder vs. The Sisters Brothers
- I spent way too much time on this.
- Things every person should have
- life imitates art (or: I don’t know much about brain scans, but I’ll help you fix your computer.)
- I can’t be at Wondercon on Friday, so my panel is cancelled.
- From the Vault: Sparks McGee
- Red Robot with Pirate Sock Puppet, Moustache, and Fez
- Because it will give me an excuse to buy and own and wear an ascot.
- She rolled a sixteen. Good for her!
- In which I am a proud father (this is not a repost)
- From the Vault: Thank you for giving us endless worlds to explore, Gary Gygax. Rest in peace.
- In which I am easily amused (again)
February 2012
- JCCC2: in which Settlers of Catan is played on a boat
- “It’s Like Geek Summer Camp for Adults.”
- JCCC2: in which I “sing” Karaoke on a boat.
- The boat is still moving, even though I am not on it. But there was music when I was on the boat.
- I am no longer on a boat. This is a thing that happened when I was on a boat.
- I’m on a boat: Stupid Cell Phone Videos
- I’m on a boat: Romper Stomper
- I’m on a boat: Summertime
- I’m on a boat: Radio Free Burrito
- I’m on a boat: The Yeah-heah-heah-ha-ha-hah-heaaah! Guy
- I’m on a boat: The Monster in my Closet
- I’m on a boat: Hunter – a short pay-what-you-want Sci-Fi story
- I’m on a boat: This isn’t a book; it’s a time machine
- I’m on a boat: On the Delivery of Technobabble
- I’m on a boat: When the MCP was just a chess program
- I’m on a boat: In which I’m a proud father
- in which a suitcase is packed
- in which my wife is nerd-adjacent and comedy ensues
- Shockwave Flash on my Macintosh
- this is clever, cute, entertaining, and has the potential to be awesome
- In which I realize I need to say Thank You…
- The Adventures of Lil’ Cthulhu
- From the Vault: “…because Next Generation FUCKING RULES!”
- Regarding JoCoCrazy2 and my important questions…
- So I broke down and made a Facebook thing…
- If I say that my somewhat extravagant imagination yielded simultaneous pictures of an octopus, a dragon, and a human caricature, I shall not be unfaithful to the spirit of the thing.
- I have a very important question for everyone attending JoCo Cruise Crazy 2.
- Internet (a love song)
- About the writing of the Fawkes issue of The Guild
- One of my super secret projects isn’t a secret any longer…
January 2012
- Because it’s a FAQ: some thoughts on self-publishing
- The Minecraft Marathon is awesome, made a giant Evil Wil Wheaton, and raised money for Child’s Play
- Today the US Senate is considering legislation that would destroy the free and open Internet.
- the obligatory post-audition reflections
- in which i have an audition for a feature this afternoon
- I’ll be the one with my heart in my lap
- it’s just this dream he keeps having
- 2011 Reddit Secret Santa – I got 4 + Q Gifts, but it was the non-gift in the box that was the best of all
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December 2011
- I still don’t know very much about brain scans…
- In which I am a Trolldad
- it’s a festivus miracle
- on the importance of making time to play the games you like with the people you love
- From the Vault: …the irrational immortality of youth
- Further adventures in Homebrewing
- Watch about a stupid live tour of my messy office, and hear me tell you a story.
November 2011
October 2011
- Just in time for Halloween: the animated Dark Dungeons
- in other words…
- Recipe time: Wil’s Sinusitis Can Suck It Vegetable Soup
- Flash Fiction: The Monster In My Closet
- The Thing is really great, is not about Ben Grimm
- I am literally playing The Dead Meemaw Card so that you’ll watch me on The Big Bang Theory tonight.
- Writing about writing so I can get back to writing because today I’m having a hard time writing
- From the Vault: An Open Letter to That Guy
- John Green is my hero
- Please stand by for a demonstration of relevancy (or: how to utterly fail at Public Relations)
- Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life
- I don’t want to go on the cart
September 2011
- Notes on the making of my Polymorph Porter
- puppy love and the wiggle waggle walk
- So… this is happening.
- The Poet and the Painter casting shadows on the water
- Doctor Manhattan and Galactus, together at last.
- My Dragon*Con Schedule
August 2011
- Eureka: This One Time At Space Camp
- How was your PAX?
- 3652 days later…
- Ryan and I totally made this.
- bring me your tired, your poor, your polyhedral dice…
- This is a post about PAX Prime, which is suddenly upon us.
- Eureka: Of Mites and Men
- Get Excited And Make Things Revisited
- I am easily amused
- You want to accept Anorak’s Invitation. Trust me.
- I’ve never been so grateful to be so exhausted.
- Saying goodbye to Eureka
- I was twelve going on thirteen when I made the movie that changed my life
- in which my son and i bottle our beer
- Eureka: Up In The Air
- on birthdays and making beer
July 2011
- Spock is not impressed that it’s my birthday
- io9 really liked Glimpse! Go Team Eureka!
- EUREKA: Glimpse
- if you cut me, i will bleed
- On the meeting of Nathan Fillion (or: The Obligatory Comicon Post)
- being a geek is about having a great community
- an update on the wheaton and son homebrewing experience
- probably the best idea i’ve ever had
- The Art of Being Furiously Happy
- “There’s only one rule that I know of, babies: Goddamn it, you’ve got to be kind.”
- In which my son and I make our own beer
- this is really gross. you have been warned.
- tamed by the purr of a jaguar
- Because it’s become a yearly tradition, here’s a story about fireworks
June 2011
- Is this something you can share with the rest of us Amazing Larry?!
- the value of a quarter
- i’ve got one more silver dollar
- all dressed up with nowhere to go
- long line of cars
May 2011
- UPS shipping fail – updated (see end of post)
- regarding deadline panic
- My 2011 Phoenix Comicon Schedule
- on the delivery of technobabble
- here there be dungeons and dragons
- on the learning of lines and the telling of the story
- to boldly go where no clown sweater has gone before
- Various things I want you to know
- we are all going to reseda…
- this post is titled Laika for some reason
- FedCon Day 4
- FedCon Day 3
April 2011
- FedCon day two
- FedCon day one
- In which Wil goes to Germany (updated)
- I really, really, REALLY hate DRM. Especially when it screws honest people.
- Help me help Safecast help people in Japan
- Wil buys a new game. It’s super effective!
- in which a good choice is made
- three incredible indie bands you should listen to
- on video game reviews and the power and influence of marketing
- drag your blanket blindly and fill your heart with smoke
- each sensation makes a note in my symphony
- Your move, Fan Fiction Writers
- shameless self promotion
- raptors
- it’s like winning the actor lottery
- two hundred words before six in the morning
- I don’t feel safe. I feel violated, humiliated, and angry.
- Tomorrow, I go back to Eureka
- Run Vern! RUN! GODDAMMIT RUN!
March 2011
- in which i am grateful
- Soup. Black Bean. Hot.
- It’s Wednesday, so here’s a post about comic books
- wil wheaton vs. paul and storm at Largo this Tuesday
- The Day After and Other Stories – Kindle edition
- Though I hadn’t seen him in over twenty years, I knew I’d miss him forever
- in which a good person is kind
- Sunken Treasure joins Hunter in the Kindle store.
- From the Vault: see this place where stories all ring true
- Direct Relief for Japan
- #whiskyface is proof that the fsm loves us and wants us to be happy
- happy pi day, my darling mathletes!
- HUNTER is in the Kindle Store for 99 cents
- this is for @thebloggess
- here i dreamt i was an architect
- Emerald City Comicon after action report
- and now, a word from my mother about celiac disease
- My Emerald City Comicon schedule, and an ultra-limited merchandise thingy
- w00tstock presents: Wil Wheaton vs. Paul and Storm at Largo
February 2011
- in remembrance of Dwayne McDuffie
- A weekend of gaming, from Cal & D to Power Grid
- in a sea black with ink
- various items including: hunter, marketplace, batman, and a show with paul and storm
- In case you missed it, Felicia announced her secret project
- Terrifying Tales from The House of Secrets and The Witching Hour!
- Cherry Flowers and Bedroom Songs
- HUNTER is here.
- HUNTER is coming…
- 10 seconds of geek
- in which Highlights for Children is discussed at great length
- Flash Fiction: Perchance To Dream
- back in flesh
- a few programming and personal appearance notes
- The Day After and Other Stories goes digital
- “Storage of corpses is important.”
- a point of clarification
- Did I dream you dreamed about me?
January 2011
- In which we play Cal & D.
- paywalls are stupid, part infinity
- from the vault: some of us are looking at stars
- librarians are awesome
- “In fact, I’ve never seen her this excited for me to go play D&D.”
- technology makes you stupid
- In which I am a proud father
- We Demand MacNeil!
- a nice walk about
- I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.
- I am no longer on a boat…